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PILES I ttf ncffVrrti the torlurewof tSio ilamnrd with protrudhw pile* brotndtt on by constipa tion with which 1 was uSlk-ted for twenty [years. I run across your OASCAIiKTS in the town of Newell. In.. :imi m ver found any thine [to equal tliem. To-duy i am entirely free from ’piles and feel like anew man." C H. Kbit/. Ml! Jones St., Sioux City, la ClyIP CATHARTIC aj IWMOMte TRADE M*’* REGISTERED irimi v 5 ft l, Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Gooc. Do Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. 100. 25c, 50c ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Sterling iUardv OmpauT, i hiriuro. Montreal. Sew York. Sit IIA Tfl DIP Sold and aunranteed by all drug HU* * U"BAU uists to VI KE Tobacco Habit. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. DR. J. M. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BARNESYILLE, GA. Residence: Thomaston street. Phone No. 25. A. PIERCE KEMP, M. D., GENERAL PRACTITIONER, BARNESYILLE, GA. Office over Jordan’s Drug Store. Residence: Thomaston street: 'Phone 9. C. H. PERDUE, DENTIST, BARNESYILLE GA. ty Office over Jordan’s Drug Store. G. POPE BUGULEY M. D., BARNESYILLE, GA. Office hours, 1-11 a. m., 2—4 p. m. J3P“Offiict! Iluguley building. J. A. CORRY, M. D., BARNESVILLE, GA. . Office: Mitchell building. Residence: Greenwood street. J. P. THURMAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BARNESVILLE, GA. Offic.e over Jordan Bros' drug store. Residence, Thomaston street; 'Phone, No. 1. Calls promptly attended. GEO. W. GRICE, PHOTOGRAPHER. Work done promptly and neatly. over Middlebrooks Building. A. A. MURPHEY, LAWYER. BARNESYILLE, GA. C. J. LESTER, Attorney at Law BARNESVILLE, - - - - GA. Farm and city loans negotiated ai low rates and on easy terms. In of fice formerly occupied by S. N. Woodward. R T. Daniel. A. B. Pope DANIEL & POPE, ATTORNEYS AT-IAW Offices at Zebulon and Griffin. EDWARD A. STEPHENS, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. General practice in all courts—State and Federal. Loans Negotiated. W. W. LAMBDIN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. Will do a general practice in all the courts —State and Federal —especially in the counties composing the Flint circuit. Loans negotiated. Jordan, Gray & Cos., Funeral Directors, Day Phone 44. Night Phone 58. CITY BARBER SHOP. Hair cutting a specialty, by best of artists. My QUININE HAIR TONIC is guaranteed to stop hair from falling out. 0- M. JONES, Prop., Main street, next to P. O. W. B. SMITH, F. D. PINEST FUNERAL CAR IN GEORGIA EXPERIENCED EMBALMF.RS. ODORI ESS EMBALMING FLUIL W. B. SMITH. Leading Undertaker BARNESVILLE, GA. The frightful thing about the woman who lies is that, when she does it, she actually believes she is telling the truth. Before noon a man is hopeful of accomplishing something before night. After noon his hopes for use next day. CONDENSED STORIES. Joel Chandler Harris’ Ctate of Ideal Happiness. Joel Chandler Harris, whose re cent retirement from journalism has given him so much more time for novel writing that his third sto ry written since this period of great er leisure is already in course of serial publication, is as true a Geor gian at heart as bv birth. Not long ago someone said to him: ‘’Well, hr. Harris, for a man who loves to write and who can write as you can your present state of leisure must be ideal.” ‘‘l don't know about that,” Mr. Harris replied slowly. “I never stopped to figure it out before, but I think my ideal state of happiness would be a cold night, a hot lire and taters in the ashes.” The Intimidated Book Agent. Several senators were discussing in the cloakroom the other day their experiences in getting rid of objec tionable visitors. The talk recalled an episode in tlie life of the late Jus- ®=Bsj ||p “SHOW THE SCOUNDREL UP TO ME!” tice Field of the supreme court, whose temper was of the most iras cible kind. He had given instruc tions to his servant on a certain morning that he was not to be dis turbed. Presently there came a ring at the doorbell, and an aggressive book agent appeared. “I want to see Justice Field,” he said. “You cannot see him,” was the reply. “I must see him.” “Impossible.” The conversation grew more em phatic until finally the persistent hook agent’s demands echoed through the house. At that mo ment Justice Field, who had been attracted by the altercation, appear ed at the head of the stairs. “William,” he said in a fiercely angry tone, “show the brazen, infer nal scoundrel up to me. If you can not handle him, I will.” The book agent made no further effort to break into the justice’s presence. —Washington Post. She Didn't See the Words. The author of that vaudeville top liner classic known to an admir ing matinee world as “Skinny’s Fin ish” is a versatile young man nam ed Taggart, who is also a writer of popular songs. From his facile pen flowed that well known lyric “The Moth and the Flame/’ the theme be ing taken from Clyde Fitch’s emo tional play of the same title. In the course of a recent “shop talk” at the American Dramatists’ club Mr. Taggart was telling of the ardu ous practice it had cost him before he could write badly enough to strike the music publishers’ fancy, and he mentioned “ThY Moth and the Flame” as the lowest depth he had sunk to and the most success ful. “How did you ever get Effie Shan non’s permission to dedicate the song to her ?” asked a fellow drama tist. “Why, by not allowing her to see the Avords,” was the frank reply. Eloquent on Both Sides. Senator Gorman of Maryland in & recent speech in Baltimore said: “I remember during my former serv ice in the United States senate when AA'e had quite a sharp division in our ranks. One very great man intro duced a resolution which some of us thought was unwise. He made a half hour speech, full of eloquence and force, in favor of this resolu tion. Just before he sat down I caught his eye and shook my head. The great man turned at once to the president. “Mr. President,” he said, “that was one side of the question. There is another side.” He then spoke with equal eloquence and force against the resolution for half an hour. He said it was too serious a matter to take snap judgment on and ended by moving to adjourn. Afterward he came over to me and asked, “What the devil is it all about anyway?” BARNESYILLE NEWS-GA ZETTE, THURSDAY, MAY 1, 1902. Johnstonville News. This communication was received too late for publication lust week. I H . ML Messrs, (hdetes "'and Truman Butler went to see their best girls Sunday afternoon. NTiss Annie Dumas, a charming young lady of Johnstonville, is visiting Miss Maie English, of Socrates this week. Mr. Ernest Welding, of Atlanta, called on Miss Annie Dumas Sun day afternoon. For Over Sixty Years. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup has been used for over sixty years by millions of mothers for their children while teething with per fect success. I t soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Sold by Druggists in every part of the world at 25 cents a bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind. liaise lleef in Georgia. The rise in the price of beef brought from Western packers makes it pertinent to discuss the policy of Georgians turning their attention seriously to the business of raising beef cattle and supply ing our home markets with an adequate supply 'for home con sumption. The neglect of this industry for so many years has en abled the large beef producing syndicates of the West to enter and dominate our markets, so that instead of large cattle ranges pro ducing employment and wealth for thousands from the pastures and ranges of Georgia, our butch ers and consumers are dependants of the great agencies of the Chicago and Kansas City firms that ship train loads of refrigerated Western beef into our cities every day. Georgia has the land, the grasses and the climate that offer the largest possible advantages to those who will go into the business of cattle raising. The experi ments already made in that line by some enterprising farmers prove completely that there is an ever-readv market and large pro fits for'home-raised beef. Really, there is scarely no room for com petition between the local produc er and the Western packer.—At lanta Constitution. DANGEROUS IF NEGLECTED. Burns, cuts and other wounds often fail to heal properly if neglected and become troublesome sores. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve Salve prevents such consequences. Even where delay has aggravated the injury DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve effects a cure. “I had a running sore on my leg thirty years,” says H. C, Hartly, Yankee town, Ind. “After useing many remedies, I tried DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve. A few boxes healed the sores.” Cures all diseases. Piles yield to it at once. Beware of counterfeits. Jxo. H. Blackburn, L, Holmes, Barnesville, Ga. Milner, Ga. Some wives are so averse to mending that they won’t even try to patch up a quarrel. Many a would-be jolly good fel low might be so if he only would stop telling jokes. You Can LeadaHorse to water but you can’t make him drink. You can’t make him eat either. You can stuff food in to a thin man’s stomach but that doesn’t make him use it. Scott’s Emulsion can make him use it. How? By mak ing him hungry, of course. Scott’s Emulsion makes a thin body hungry all over. Thought a thin body was naturally hun gry didn’t you ? Well it isn’t. A thin body is asleep —not working—gone on a strike. It doesn’t try to use it’s food. Scott’s Emulsion wakes it up—puts it to work again making new flesh, That’s the way to get fat. Send for free sample. SCOTT & BOW.VE, CluaniM*. ¥*> St., N. Y joc lud ail dru^guu. BEAUTIFUL EXHIBITION. Bai’iiesvlllc Emlcts Gave a Fine Exlii tinn Drill. Perhaps the feature of the great parade yesterday was the hatallion of Gordon Institute Cadets under command of Col. J. Q. Nash. At tired in their grey coats, white trousers, helmets and gloves, they were made all the more attractive by the contrast with the dark blue suits of the other troops. Yesterday afternoon at 8:80 o’clock the cadets gave an exhibi tion drill on Broad street. They gave the bayonet exercise, the manual of a soldier exercise and then went through some drill movements and were so perfectly executed that the great crowd of spectators often hurst into ap plause. Never has Albany wit nessed better drilling. The Gordon Institute Cadets made a most favorable impression here yesterday, both in and out of ranks. They conducted them selves admirably throughout the day and they will always find an enthusiastic welcome waiting for them on their future visits to our city. The Herald hopes that they may be present on every coming military day.—Albany Herald. BETTER CUT THIS OUT. Every mother should be quickly sus picious of worms when their children act as if they were going to be sick. Worms are known to be tin* first cause of much ill health. Young and old very often are sufferers from worms when a mother thinks it is something else. Remember, a very harmless, yet always effective remedy for stomach, tape or pin worms, is a 25 cent bottle of Mother’s Worm Syrup. He Treated the t'adets. On last Friday, Mr. John H. Blackburn treated the Gordon Institute Cadets to sodas at bis fount. He does this every year as a memorial of his sons death, who was a member of the battalion and very much attached to it. The treat is very much appreciated by the cadets. Ninety sodas, creams, etc., were served within thirty- minutes, which speaks well of the service at this fount. Scotch Wit. A certain Scottish minister in West Highland parish has never yet been known to permit a stran ger to occupy his pulpit, says in the New York Tribune. Lately, however, an Edinburgh divinity student was spending a few days in the parish, anti on the Saturday he called at the manse and asked the minister to be allowed to preach on the following day. “My dear young man,” said the minis ter, laying his hand gently on the young man’s shoulder, “gin I lat ye preach the morn, and ye gie a better sermon than me, my fowk wad never again be saisfted wi’ my preaching; and gin ye’re nae a better preacher than me, ye’re no’ worth listening tae!” * * * And another, perhaps even more characteristic, is told by Dr. John Kerr as follows: Robbie, the beadle of Kilwinning, once had to dig a grave for the wife of a well to-do, but niggardly farmer. When all was over the farmer as- Said Wisdom to the Hungry Man Uneeda Biscuit In the In-er-seal Package with this trade mark design on the ends in red and white. suretl Robbie that ho was obliged to him for the trouble he had taken. “Oh,” said Robbie, ‘‘there is nae sense in that, ye ken. It’s just four-and-saxpence.” “Four and-saxpencel I thought you beadles did this for nothing.” “Oh, faith, no. I just a get four and-sax pence.,’ “I’ll not give you four-and-saxpence. I’ll give you half-a-crown.” “Faith, I’ll no take it.” “Well if you’ll not take half-a-crown, you’ll get noth ing.” “Very weel,” said Robbie, digging his spade into the grave, “Dod, up she comes.” Robbie got. his four-and-saxpence. We offer One Hundred Dollars Re ward for any case of Catarrh that, can not be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CH.ENEY A CO.. Drops., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known K. J. Cheney for the last fifteen years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transaction and financially able to carry out any obligation made by tlieir firm. VVkht A Tit a ex, Wholesale druggists, Toledo, O. Waldixo, Ki.n.van A MaKvix, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally, acting directly upon the blood and mucuous surfaces of the system, l’rice 75c. per bottle. Hold by all drug gists. Testimonials free. Hail’s Family Pills are the best. Tlie Muii In White. On an occasion when there was a political gathering in one of our Southern cities, a great banquet was given. At the conclusion of this banquet there were but two of the participants who could go unaided to their rooms in the ad joining hotel, says the Galveston News. One of these men was a congressman of several years’ standing, the other the mayor of a small “temperance town” Their enemies would have told you that it was not impossible for either of these men to drink enough to make them drunk without killing them. An hour or so after they reach ed the hotel the congressman, who had again become thirsty, started out in search of something to drink. He had a peculiar little habit of wearing his night robes reaching to the floor, and so as he walked down the dimly lighted corriders he held up his trailing garment. A few yards ahead of him lie beheld his friend, the tem perance mayor. “Hay, old fellow,” he called Rheumatism JL The liniment bottle and flannel strip are jT familiar objects in nearly every household. They are the weapons that have been used for generations to fight old Rheumatism, and are about as effective in the battle with this giant t Jf disease as the Id underbuss of our forefathers • * would be in modern warfare. Rheumatism is caused by an acid, sour condition of the blood. It is filled with acrid, irritating matter that settles in the joints, milscles and nerves, and liniments and oils nor nothing else applied externally can dislodge these gritty, corroding particles. They were deposited there by the blood and can be reached only through the blood. Rubbing with liniments sometimes relieve temporarily the aches and pains, bbt these are only symptoms which are liable to return with every change of the weather; the real disease lies deeper, the blood and system are infected. Rheumatism cannot be radically and permanently cured until the blood has been purified, and no remedy does this so thoroughly and promptly as S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and sends a stream i—, —of rich, strong blood to the affected parts, which frN dissolves and washes out all foreign materials, and the VN \N sufferer obtains happy relief from the torturing pains. S. S. S. contains no potash or other mineral, but t is a perfect vegetable blood purifier® and most exhilarating tonic. Our physicians will advise, without charge, all who write about their case, and we will send free our special book on Rheumatism and its treatment. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a. /Tn iTr\ k a out, “cun you tell me where the bar is?” The reply came in a rather un steady tone: “Sorry, old lady, but that’s what I’m looking for myself.” The “old lady” gathered his white robe around him and lied in haste from the scene. He Obliged ilie Teacher. It was a pleasant school room in that happy land beyond the Dele ware and there was naught to dis turb the sweet serenity of the passing afternoon except the hum of suppressed voices and the twit tering of the little sparrows outside says the Philadelphia Telegram. The pretty teacher—for all school teachers are pretty, save those who hanged us over the head in the halcyon days of yore—was buried deep in a knotty mathe matical problem and at the same time trying to figure out how she could buy all the candy stored up up in Cambden county and still hoard a sufficient quantity of the coin of the realm to cut a dash at the seashore next summer. The Youngsters were deep in their studies —Some firing spit-halls, others sponges and a few prepar ing bent pins for the fishing sea son. Suddenly there was a snap ing of fingers and a waving hand. “What is it Johnny?” asked the pretty teacher, as she pulled herself from the mathematical aud seashore problem. “Jimmie Green slapped me on the face, that’s what he did,” re plied one of the frantically waving hand. “Well, soak him back,” was the startling rejoinder of the little schoolmarm. The next moment there was a flapping of wings like a rooster preparing to crow ; then a sound not dissimilar to an exploding auto and a weird noise like the sighing wind. Johnny had soaked him good and hard. tobacco SPIT UwlN I and SMOKE 1 Your Life away! You can lx; cured of any form of tobacco using easily, lx; made well, strong, magnetic, full or new life and vigor by taking MO-TO-BAO, that makes weak men strong. Many gain ten pounds in ten days. Over 000,000 cured. All druggists. Cure guaranteed. 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