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m| Corn "’’"• /U> removes from the soil *, j jfk large quantities of mm Potash. * The fertilizer ap ■eA,. i plied, must furnish 114 enough Potash, or the I * ’t land will lose its pro- J-j Read carefully our hooks jEa r on crops—sent Jnt. GERMAN KALI WORKS, 93 Nassau St., New York. R Y.GO. / PERFECT PASSENGER AND SUPERB Sir* PING-CAR SERVICE BETWEEN ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS IN THE Southeast Con necti ng at SAVANNAH with STEAMSHIP LINES PLYINQ BETWEEN Savannah and New York, Boston, Philadelphia, Baltimore AND ALL POINTS NORTH AND EAST ( Complete information, rates, schedules of trains and sailing dates of steamers cheerfully furnished by any agent of the company. THEO. D. KLINE. W. A. WINBURN. Oeneral SupT, Trattlc Manager, J. O. HAILE, General Pau'r Agent, 8. J. ROBINSON, A't General Paea'r AgaL SAVANNAH. QA. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. This preparation contains all of tht digostants and digests all kinds of food. It gives instant relief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the root 5 you want. The most sensitive stomac! s can tako it. lly its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gas on the stom ach. relieving all distress after eating. Dieting unnecessary. I'lcasant to take. It can’t help but do you good frppansl only by K. c. I>k\Vitt& Cos,, (’lilorkc the |l. buttle coulaius 2Si times tlie 50c. siio. -| i 50 YcARS' EX P E RIE NC E Trade Marks Designs r Ac. Anyone tending a aketeh and description mar quickly acertain our opinion free whether an Invention la probably patentable. Communica- at rtctly confidential. Handbook on t*afenu sent free. Oldest neotkev for securing patent a. Hat outs taken tnn>uuh Mutm A Cos. receive ifxvtat noTtcA without charge. In the Scientific American. A handsomely tllnatrated weekly. 1 .unrest cir culation of any aotetittfic Journal. Tenuis $3 a year: four months, fi. Bold by all newsdealer*. MUNN4Co. 36,B ™ d "*> New York llranch Office, <S& K Kt„ Washington, I>. O- wanted inventors to write fbr our confidential letter be lb re ap plying for patent; it may be worth money. \Vc promptly obtain U. 8. and Foreign PATENTS S"rt ■TRADE MARKS or return EN TIRE attorney 8 fee. Send model, aketch or photo aud we send an IMMEDIATE FREE report on patentability w r give the beat legal service and advice, and our charges are moderate. Try US. SWIFT & CO., Rmtont Lawyer*, •pp. U.S. Patent Office,Wtshingten, O.C. Wanted Help. We want to build a school house at Piedmont. We are now teach ing sixty pupils in an old barn like concern made of the ruins left by the cyclone of a few years ago. We are in the natural center of a territory containing a hun dred students who are deprived of attending during the most of the year on account of inadequate ac commodations. Our community is poor, composed principally of tenants. Believing that the future of our section depends on this work, we appeal to those who have landed interests here, to those in sur rounding towns who are benefitted by our patronage, to those to whom offices of county or state are intrusted and are interested in their welfare, to all lovers of chil dren, education and noble endeav- or—to these we appeal for assist ance in this much needed work. Through the kindness of the News-Gazettk we will give the subscription list in full each week. Send your subscriptions to the building committee. J. C. Collier, I. C. Collier, T. M. Allen, '/. B. Head, 11. J. Cato, W. B. Whittle, James T. Warthen. HITUBCUIPTIONS TO DATE I J. C. Collier SIOO.OO I. O. Collier 60.00 H. J. Cato 10.00 (}. 11. Collier 5.00 C. E. Casey 5.00 A. A. Hatton 5.00 .1. T. Warthen 10.(X) James C. Collier 5.00 Z. 11. Elliott 5.00 W. T. Waller K.(X) J. G. Spear 5.<X) W. M. Whittle 8.00 YV. J . Adams 10.00 15 11. Nelson 5.00 N. W. Hurst 3.00 15. Head 5.00 J. It. Torbert 2.00 (I. T. Ifarp 5.00 T. L. ItiiHucy 2.00 \\\ T. and J. W. Elliott 4.00 M. G. Harrisson 1.00 Like County 100.00 T. S. Yules 5.00 Chap Matthews 2.00 C. J. Harrell 1.00 Congressman 0. 1.. Bartlett. 10.00 Bill Stallings, 2.00 J. It. Franklin, 5.00 Dodd Grocery Cos., 5.00 King I lard ware Cos., 5.00 J. S. Milner, 3.00 (1. 11. Warthen, 10.00 $401.00 James T. Warthen, Secretary. "lllltS WHtKt All USft AILS/ Host rough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use g In tlmo. Sold by druggiwtH. g A Heroic Model. A remarkable story is being told about M. Captier, the famous Paris sculptor, whose tragic death took place recently. He wanted a model whose feet were perfect for his statue of Venus and experienced great difficulty in getting one. When be did succeed in this, he found that the lady could not sit for him, as she was engaged at other studios. She, however, offered to havo her feet cut off if M. Captier would buy an annuity for her aired mother. Needless to say, the sculptor had to refuse this offer, much to the ap parent regret of the plucky model. Pawnshop Oddities. At the Paris Mont (le I’iete are an empire clock pawned in 1835 for S3O, an old silver lid pawned seventy years ago and a bit of lace pawned seventy-live years ago for half a sovereign. For all these things the contract has been religiously re newed every year by somebody. But the oddest of those oddities is a com mon old umbrella in green gingham, in value perhaps worth GO cents to a connoisseur. The pledge for this has boon steadily renewed for sixty three years. Netting For Himsetf. Customer —I want fifteen yards of netting. Clerk —For mosquitoes? Customer —Naw, y* idiot! Pr myself! Th’ mosquitoes have got enough comforts already. Balti more News. Jf Soft 1 JB Harness ji Ton car mu lie your har* ISm nf| m bou a.-* a glove jm WBt&Q KI u!s‘nßriifctH W r^w' , ” "* O ,J V* * ol: ff n /iiSSS^ \ If EUREKA W I Harness Oil 3 I, make* a poor looking fcar- ft ne*B like new Made of mj9 n pure, heavy bodied oil. ee- pee tally prepared to with- Hall 1 aland the weather. Sold everywhere \SB In cans—ail tizea. Make bj STANDARB Oil CO. m THE BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE, THURSpAY, AUGUST 28, 1902. A LITTLE NONSENSE. 1 Why the Doctor Failed to Cure Hie Patient. A Macclesfield man was in a very bad way ox health. After much anx ious thought he determined to con sult a doctor. The latter, after a most minute examination,pronounced the patient to be suffering from a severe form of dyspepsia and prescribed for him accordingly. He was very particular in giving full directions as to diet. A light breakfast —cup o| cocoa,, dried toast and other simple fare; plain dinner —chop, no potatoes, glass of claret and only one cigar per day. He was most careful to impress the fact upon the patient’s mijxd that the one cigar should nev er be exceeded. The patient went away and re turned in a week worse than ever. The doctor was nonplused. Upon inquiries he found that the man had most faithfully carried out all his instructions to the letter. “I know what it is,” replied the man of medicine. “You’ve had more than one cigar a day. It’s the smok ing that’s done it.” “Yes, I know that, doctor. It is the smoking, but I’ve only had one cigar at a time, and that was quite enough, for I never smoked in my life until you told me to!”—Tit- Bits. Touching. “Mine is a touching tale,” mur mured the stranger, with a heavy sigh. “Consider me touched,” said the editor promptly as he laid a dime be - the caller and then resumed his editing. The Poor Young Man and the Banker. “Mr. Awlcash,” said Iho trembling young man in the threadbare suit of clothes, “I have come to ask you for the hand of your daughter/ The rich banker wheeled around in his chair and looked at the pre sumptuous youth. “Henry,” lie said kindly, “you can have her, and 1 will see that she supports you in better style than you have been accustomed to.”— Chicago Tribune. Not Idle. Stubb—l wonder if it is true that boys who go to college are never fit for work ? Penn —Certainly not. I read about a Yale graduate who is now driving a hack in St. Louis. Baltimore News. New Automobile Record. Blobbs —llipper has broken the automobile record. Slobbs —What time did he make? Blobbs —Sixty-six minutes to run over eighteen people.—Philadelphia Record. Those Girl Friends. “I had a proposal last night and refused it.” “You are always thinking of the welfare of others, aren’t you, dear ?” —Ohio State Journal. It Would Cool Them Off. Ilewitt —I tell you, it’s too hot to go to the theater. Jewett —Oh, come along. The play will be a frost anyway. —New York Times. No Lion to Her. Mrs. Muggins That woman's husband is quite a literary lion. Mrs. Buggins—Why, she told me he was a perfect bear.—Philadelphia Record. She Rejected Him. Ella —Fred is a confirmed bach elor. Stella —Yes, and I assisted at the confirmation. —New York Times. Geography Lesson. “Papa, what is a marriage in high life?” “Two vacant hearts entirely sur rounded by cash.”—Life. Three Ages of Woman. At fifteen, like an opening bud. The maiden fair is seen. And she would haw the world believe That ahe la fuU eighteen. Next, by the time that thirty years Their steady course have run. She then would have us understand She is but twenty-one. Time rolls around: her girlhood friends Are nothing more but names: Though sh has seen but ninety years. A century she claims. —New York Time*. Laughter Cure For Drinking. Many men form a habit for drinking because they suffer from depression and unhappiness. The whiskey, or other alcoholic drink, gives them temporary relief from their depressed feelings. Now comes Prof. William Guth rie, who in a lecture to the students of the University of Chicago de clared that comedy and laughter could be made an important part as curative agent. For drunkenness this laughing cure is especially recommended,for drinking is generally indulged as a man’s relief from low spirits, and those subject to the habit are people easily depressed, or such as have no resourse of their own for amusing themselves or killing time. They naturally take to drink as the quickest of furnishing the exhilaration they crave. The da pression,after the jag is off, is gen eraerally 10 per cent, more than before the whiskey remedy for the tired feeling was indulged in, and the patient is worse off than before. In commenting on Prof. Guth rie’s theory the Chicago Record- | Herald says; “There really is a scientific or | physiological basis for Prof. Guth rie’s cure for alcoholism. The general assuption is that men resort to alcoholic stimulation to make them feel happier than their normal condition would justify. They drink to drive away the ‘blues, and to induce a feeling of temporary mental elation. If this feeling of mental buoyancy and cheerfulness can be induced by some other means than alco holic stimulants, it is clear that the desire for intoxicants will be lessened. This is .the argument of Prof. Guthrie, and it seems sound and logical.” Prof. Guthrie offers very reason able hints for these despondent persons. He suggests that they surrounded themselves with pleasant influences, seek merry companions and look for those things that tend toward comedy and make laughter. Time passed this wgy is well spent, and the erstwhile despondent oneis gener ally vastly benefited and forgets his craving for artificial excit ement. Hand in-hand with laugh ing, in Prof .Guthrie’s opinion, must go good cooking, which steadies the nerve and prevents that disease known to physicians indigestion and to the sentimen talist as the “blues.” Prof. Guthrie is unconsciously acting asa press agent for the comic opera and minstrel com panies, but since the people most given to blues are people who have not enough to do to keep them busy, his advice is not without merit. OASTOniA. Bears the h lO Kind You Have Always Bought After a man has been married three months and he can’t find his favorite pair of suspenders be cause they have been used to tie up a scrap box, if she knows where they are she falls weeping and wants to know if he doesn't love her any more. Gray Hair “I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor for over thirty years. It has kept my scalp free from dandruff and has prevented my hair from turn ing gray.’’ Mrs. F. A. Soule, Billings, Mont. There is this peculiar thing about Ayer’s Hair Vigor—it is a hair food, not a dye. Your hair does not suddenly turn biack, look dead and lifeless. Butgraduallythe old color comes back, —all the rich, dark color it used to have. The hair stops falling, too. 51.83 a bonk. All d-ajfisrs. If your dnicgi-t cannot supply yon, send 'us one dollar and we iii express you a bottle. Be sere and give the name of yoar nearest express .vflioe. Address. J. C. AVER CO., Lowell, Mass, A c h as ffiost remarkable tonic proper- ties for all who live in malarial dis- Malaria and tricts. A never-failing remedy for Afjlie Cure all ma^aria * diseases. rLSWc'S- Let us have your Orders for Mill Supplies or Shop Work.. Mallory Bros. Machinery Cos., Mention this paper. MACON, GEORGIA. UNPRECEDENTED OPPORTUNITY! For the next 60 days, we will club the... News=Gazette, SEMNWEEKLY JOURNAL . TliL HOME AND FARM For the Minimum Snm of Only $1.50! This is a bargain seldom of= fered by a news paper. The News= Gazette, weekly, Atlanta Journal, semi=weekly and Homeand Farm, semimonthly. 4 Papers a Weekfor3c. Surely you can afford 3 cents per week for so much reading matter. The Regular Price is $2.50 for the 3 Papers The News-Gazette furnishes the home news; The Journal handles the state and national matters; The Home and Farm gives you all the farming information. This Offer is to Cash Subscribers Only. Call and give us your subscription. The News-Gazette. hor the Next 30 Days we will sell No. 2 Shingles at $1.50 per Tliftnsnnil. BARNESVILLE PLANING MILLS.