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WILKINSON Sells for Cash Because it Pays Him Better! You buy from Wilkinson for cash and you will get more goods for same meney. Dress goods and Suitings at ioc to SI.OO per yard. Outings, solids, stripes and checks, 4c to 10 cts per yd. A beautiful assortment of lace curtains from 75c to $2 per pair. Curtain poles and trimmings free with curtains from $1.50 up —during September only. Linen window shades, 25 and 35 cents —complete. BEST CALICO —greys, black and white and blacks, 5c Promut and polite attention at all times, but if you have to wait a little, you will save more than your time is worth, for our motto is: “Spot Cash and Cut Prices.” Never for a moment so far forget your own interests, as to fail to Remember that Wilkinson is Cheaper PROFESSIONAL CARDS. A. PIERCE KEMP, M. D., GENERAL PRACTITIONER, BARNESVILLE, GA. Office over Jordan’s Drug Store. Residence: Thomaston street: ’Phone 9. DR. J. M. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BAKNESVILLE, GA. Residence: Thomaston street. ’Phone No. 25. J. A. CORRY, M. D., BAKNESVILLE, GA. Office: Mitchell building. Residence: Greenwood street. Office hours: 7 to 8 a. m., 11 to 12 a. m, 5 to 6pm J. P. THURMAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BAKNESVILLE, GA. Office over Jordan Bros’ drug store. Residence, Thomaston street; 'Phone, No. 1. Calls promptly attended. DR. K. L. REID, BARNESVILLE, GA. Offiice over First National Bank. Residence, Magnolia Inn. J. R. SIMS, DENTIST, BAKNESVILLE, GA. Office over B. F. Reeves’ store. C. H. PERDUE, DENTIST, BARNESVILLE GA. Office over Jordan’s Drug Store. EDWARD A. STEPHENS, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. General practice in all courts —State and Federal. ES’-Loans Negotiated. W. W. LAMBDIN, ATTORN E Y-AT- LAW, BARNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. Will do a general practice in all the courts —State and Federal —especially in the counties composing the Flint circuit. Loans negotiated. C. J. LESTER, Attorney at Law BARNESVILLE, - - - - GA. Farm and city loans negotiated at low rates and on easy terms. In of fice formerly occupied by S. N. Woodward. R T. Daniel. A. B. Pope DANIEL & POPE, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Offices at Zebulon and Griffin. GEO. W. GRICE, PHOTOGRAPHER. Work done promptly and neatly. Office over Middlebrooks Building. W. B. SMITH, F. D. FINEST FUNERAL CAR IN GEORGIA EXPERIENCED KMBALMERS. ODORI ESS EMBALMING FLUID W. B. SMITH. Leading Undertaker BARNESVILLE. GA. Jordan, Gray & Cos., Funeral Directors, Day Phone 44. Night Phone 58. CALENDAR OF PIKE SUPERIOR COURT OCTO BER TERM, 1002. MONDAY OCT. 6th. E. W. Wilson vs. Lucy A. Sea man. L. 0. Wilson vs. Lucy A. Sea man. H. A. Knight vs. Mrs. Emma W. Wheadon. J. L. Coggin vs. Mrs. Alice Lovvorn, Adm’x. R. Y. Beckham et al. vs. G. D. Beckham, Adm’r. Y. H. Carter et al. Mrs. Zada Brown vs. W. H. Rogers, principal and J. J. Rogers security. H. T. Parham vs. W. J. Sikes. J. M. Phillips plff in illegality vs. R. H. Drake, Adirn. Frank W. Stanley plff in li la. vs. Benj. Salter Jr., Mrs. Salter client. Acalia Miller vs James Thomas Miller. J. H. Baker Ex. vs. Mrs. Amelia Lyon, guardian et al. TUESDAY OCT. 7th. Cely Harmon vs. Southern Railway Cos. W. H. Chapman vs. Southern Railway Cos. C. E. Pryor et al. vs. A. D. Reeves et al. J. B. Moore vs. The 11. F. Strick land Cos. J. W. Means, Ordinary for use of Gibbs Drug Cos. vs. S. S. and and J. W. Slade, Securities of Nancy Slade Adm’x. of T. J. Slade. T. W. Cochran, Receiver vs J. G. Smith & Sons and S. E. Dusen bury. T. B. Cabaniss, Receiver vs. George E. and Mrs. Annie Hugu ley. WEDNESDAY OCT. Bth. Lucy A. Seaman Plff ni fi. fa. vs. A. J. White, Lenora White client. E. E. Lowe vs. T. J. William son. Mrs. A. E. Eubank vs. C. H. Walker. Z. E. Beckham vs. G. I). Beck ham et al. W. T. Wright et al. vs. Mrs. Susan Wright et al. Marietta Guano Cos. vs. Thus Riggins. Gordon Rawls vs. Central of Georgia Railway Cos. T. W. Cochran, Receiver vs. M. M. Elliott & Cos. T. W. Oochran, Receiver vs. W. H. Rogers. For Over Sixty You is. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup , has been used for over sixty years 'by millions of mothers for their j children while teething with per ' feet success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, | cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. It will re lieve the poor little sufferer im -1 mediately. Sold by druggists in j everv part of the world at 25 cents a bottle. Be sure ask to for Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing syrup, and take no other kind. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. THE BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1902. Shoes, Rugs and Buggy Robes LOW PRICES.^ You will not make a mistake buying here. Mr. R. R. Carter and Mrs. Fannie Stallings are with me and will be glad to see their friends and the trading public. Extra help on Saturdays. A LITTLE NONSENSE. What thfe Wind Recently Accom plished In Michigan. A Wheatland farmer says that upon entering his pigpen immedi ately after the passage of the cy clone a few weeks ago he was sur prised to find what he at first sup posed Mas a noM’ species of swine. His porkers had been driven so full of splinters as to be scarcely rec ognizable. A man sitting in a back window of his residence just out of the path of the twister saw his cows, which were grazing in a neighboring field, go sailing skyward. They landed on an adjoining farm and began grazing again. He has not yet recovered from his astonishment. “Do you know the reason they couldn’t find that piano?" asked a man iu the barber shop. “I M r as standing in front of the hotel at Manitou Beach when I heard some thing that sounded like, music di rectly overhead. I looked up and saw a piano going northward over the lake at an elevation of about 200 feet. The wind waR agitating the keys, and I could distinguish the .strains of ‘Ain’t It a Shame ?* I have told a lot of people about this, but they don’t seem to believe it." The foregoing stories M r ere gath ered from reliable sources.—Hud son (Mich.) Post. A Poser. “Auntie, what do little boys do when they want to sit on your lap?" Cure Worse Than Complaint. “Mr. Fijjit suffered so much from the heat," said Mrs. Wander, “that he had an artificial iceberg built in his house. Then the whole family sat around it and read stories of polar expeditions and were happy for a time." “For a time?" echoed the friend. “Yes, only for a time. You see, Mr. Fijjit happened to think of how much the ice was going to cost him, and lie broke out in a M’orse perspiration than ever." — Baltimore American. Ins and Outs. The two young men reached the door at the same time. “Is Miss Walsingham in?” they asked. The maid looked at them and shook her head disconsolately. “She’s in to wan av ye an’ out to the other," she said at last; “hut the two av ye cornin’ together has got me so tangled I’m blest if I know which is which. But come right in, both av ye, an’ I’ll a-k her to come down an’ pick ye out."—Chicago Post. His Opinion. “Do you believe in woman’a suf frage v ' “Well,” answered Mr. Meekton, “sometimes I think it would be a convenience if the ladies could go to the polls themselves instead of giving us instructions and taking chances on mistakes." —Washington Star. How An Tour Kldnry. f Dr Hobbii'BparagatPUUe’irea!) kilner III*. Ban* pa: free Add Sterling Beaiedy Cos., Chicago or N.X The Drummer. A drummer who applied fora loan of m >ney Mas put through the following examination by a member of the Drummers’ associa tion, says The Business World: “Where did you come from?” “From the town of St. John, Michigan.” “What came you here to do?” “To take a few orders and col lect a bill of Billson.” “Then you are a drummer?” “I am so taken and accepted by the boys.” “How may I know you to be a drummer?” “By my cheek and my forty pound sample case. Try me.” “How will you be tried?” “By the square.” “Why by the square?” “Because the square is a magis trate ami an emblem of stupidity.” “Where were you first led to be a drummer?” “In my mind.” “Where next?,’ “In a printing office adjoining a post of drummers.” “How were you prepared?” “By being divested of my last cent, my cheek rubbed down witli a brick, a bunion plaster over each eye and a heavy sample case in each hand. In this fix I was con ducted to the door of the post.” “How did you know it was a door being blind?” “By first stepping in coal scut tle and afterwards bumping my head against the door knob.” “How gained you admission?” “By benefit of my cheek.” “Had you the required cheek?” “I had it not, but Charlie Elchelberger 1 ad it for me,” “How were you received?” “On the toe of a boot, applied to my natural trousers.” “What did this teach you?” “Not to fool around too much.” “What happened next?” “I was sot down on a cako of ice and asked if I put my trust in mercantile reports.” “Your answer?” “Nowifl knowmyselfJ don’t.” “How were you next handled?” “J was put straddle of a 2x4 and trotted nine times around the room, and then directed to the Left Bower for further instruc tions.” “How di<l he instruct you?” “To approach a customer in three upright, regular steps, my business card extended, my arm forming a perfect square.” “How were you then disposed of?” “I was seated on a cake of ice in front of a dry goods box and here made to take the following horrible and binding oath: “T. John Moyer, do hereon and herein most everlastingly and diabolically swear, that I will never reveal and always steal ali the trade secrets I can for the ben efit of the Most August Order. J further swear by the baldheaded Jack of Clubs that I will not give carve, hold, or cut prices below the regular rates.” “I was then asked what I most Special sale mercerized ginghams and chambreys—cost 16 and 17 cents —onr price for September, 15c —only 7 pieces. Underwear from 20c to 50c, medium and heavy weights. Hats, caps, belts and GLOVES. A lot of new gloves at low prices. We also have a line of np-to-date factory samples of HATS—the proper things at cut prices. They will be here this week. desired.” “Your answer?” “Money.” “What did you then behold?” “A copy of Dun’s reports, open at Chapter Pana. Upon the book rested a pair of scales, in one pan Mas a can of concentrated lye, in the other a brass jackass. “What did tins emblem sig nify.” “The scales indicated the bal ance between Dr. and Cr. The other represented li-abilities and ass-ets. The jackass indicating the debtor. “Shake, brother. Will you be off or from?” “Both, if I can borrow money.” “Have you any cigars?” “I have.” “Give ’em to me?” “I did not so receive ’em, nor will I so impart em. ; ’ “How will you dispose of em?” “On sixty days, two per cent.” “All right. Begin.” “Up, em. Set.” “Set em up. The words and signs are right. You are O. K.” A FAR,SON’S NOBLE ACT. “I want all the world to know," writes Rev. 0. ,J. Budlong, of Ashaway, R. 1., “what a throughly good and re liable medicine I found in Electric Bit ters. They cured me of jaundice and liver troubles that had caused me great suffering for many years. For a gen uine, all-around cure, they excel any thing I ever saw.” Electric Bitters arc tin* surprise of all for their wonderful work in Liver, Kidney and Stomach troubles. Don’t fail 10 try them. Only U) cts. Satisfaction is guaranteed by W. A. Wright. Church—What on earth are they ringing that bell so long for? Gotham —That’s to call a meeting together. “What sort of meeting” Meeting of the Soicety For the Prevention of I Jnnecesf ary Noise.” 4 m f ™"cufilsWHlHtALl LLSIfAILS. PjJ Bent CoiiKfi Hyrup. TumUsh Good. Ue fjf In time. Hold by druKtfifttM. Ijf M-ra=i zi : iiW7wgp The person who is receiving the wages of sin is about the only one who feels overpaid. It seems to lie human nature to take the wrong course in striking for the right. Rheumatism Q The liniment bottle and flannel strip are familiar objects in nearly every household. y They are the weapons that have been used for wL .' 4j generations to fight old Rheumatism, and are - about as effective in the battle with this giant t JF disease as the blunderbuss of our forefathers • * would be in modern warfare. ' Wjp- Rheumatism is caused by an acid, sour ™ condition of the blood. It is filled with acrid, irritating matter that settle* in the joints, muscles and nerves, and liniments and oils nor nothing else applied externally can dislodge these gritty, corroding particles. They were deposited there by the blood and can be reached only through the blood. Rubbing with liniments sometimes relieve temporarily the aches and pains, but these are only symptoms which are liable to return with every change of the weather; the real disease lies deeper, the blood and system arc infected. Rheumatism cannot be radically and permanently cured until the blood bps been purified, and no remedy does this so thoroughly and promptly as 8 S. S. It neutralizes the acids and sends a stream *— _ of rich, strong blood to the affected parts, which fQq LpN dissolves and washes out all foreign materials, and the sufferer obtains happy relief from the torturing pains. gjjj kj) S. S. S. contains no potash or other mineral, but is a perfect vegetable blood purifier*and most exhilarating tonic. Our physicians will advise, without charge, all who write about their case, and we will send free our special book on Rheumatism and its treatment. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, 6a. Living a Selfish Life. Like a philosopher speaks editor George Milton, of the Knoxville Sentinel, when he says: Bishop Potter spoke a profound truth the other day when, talking of J. Pierpont Morgan and the coal strike, lie said that 110 man is truly free from obligations to the world. There is no such thing as independence. Our duties to our neighbors are ever present. They may devolve upon the rich est man as well as the poorest. In fact, on the former devolves a more urgent duty. People who live for themselves alone dry up in cynicism and selfishness. They want no one else to interfere with them in their lives, they frequent ly say. Into such lives more fre quently no one else really cares to come. IIIH LIFE SAVED BY CHAMBER LAIN'S COLIC, CHOLERA AND DIARRHOEA REMEDY. “B. L. Byer, a well known cooper of this town, says he believes Chamber lain’s Colic Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy saved his life last summer. He had been sick for a month with what the doctors call bilous dysentery, and could get nothing to do him any good until lie tried this remedy. It gave him immediate relief.” says B. T. Little, merchant, Hancock, Md. For sale by Jno. H. Blackhubv. Kiss is a noun, it is a name, proper noun because it’s the pro per thing to do when they are ready and the heart is willing; plural number because two per form it; common gender, because it is performed by one of each sex; possessive case, because it pos sesses a delicate infatuation for the human race and agrees with the parties performing the act. Kissing is closely connected with “bus” which is a good old back woods expression, meaning a kiss that is highly enjoyed by two greenhorns who have powerful lungs to perform the act with. I u tliis case bus means kiss again ; pluribus means a number of kisses; horn i Inis means to be caught by the old folks; merribus means to steal a kiss; symblibus means to kiss the hand instead of the lips; blunderbus means to kiss an old maid by mistake; and ominibus means to kiss all parents, includ ing the mother-in-law. —Ex.