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For a Noon-time Nibble Uneeda Biscuit At the office, in the home, in the workshop everywhere [ Uneeda Biscuit for a hasty [ 5 j lunch. The famous In-er-seal V cents I Package keeps out all damp ness, dust and odor. 1 Seasons and Styles. , v Come and go but the appetite remains the same. Fine Steaks and Roasts^ Are as necessary and as much wanted this season as last and we are still in the market to supply these wants. We will take your orders by phone, or otherwise, and deliver promptly. Our meats, fish and oysters are always fresh and first-class. P. F. fIATTHEWS & SON P. S. J. W. Stocks is with us and solicits the patronage of his friends. Insurance, Fire jj Accident. /as. CALL ON .. Otis A. Murphey, And protect yoursef against Fire and Accidents. PwtllPi ONI WAY AND ROUND TRIP^j via the Cotton Belt, from St. Louis, Thebes, Cairo and Memphis, first and third Tuesdays of each month, beginning October 21st. For one-way tickets, Half the One-Way Rate, plus $2.00; round-trip tickets, one fare plus $2.00, to points in Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma and Indian Territories. Write for particulars and cost of ticket from your home town. The Cotton Belt runs solid through trains to Texas, equipped with the most modern and comfortable cars. These trains make quiek time and direct connections for all parts of the Great Bouthweßt. If you are seeking a better place to locate, write for a free copy of our handsome Illustrated booklets, Homes In the Southwest and Through Texas With a Camera. N. B. BAIRD, Traveling Passenger Agent, Atlanta, Ga. £• W. La BEAUNE, General Pass, and Ticket Agt., St. Louis, Mo. From Manufacturer to You We are the only retail clothiers in the South who manufacture all the clothing they sell. Our Atlanta store is the lar gest men’s and hoys’ outfitting establish ment in the South. In purchasing from us, you not only secure a saving of the middle-man’s profit, but you secure the most fashionable and most serviceable clothing, shoes, hats, furnishings, trunks, • suit cases, traveling bags, etc. it it Orders by mail filled satisfactorily. Send for our catalogue. EI/EMAN BRO-L (OUR ONLY ATLANTA STORE) $ ii, 13, 15 and i i Whitehall Street. bsemanbkos. ATLANTA, GEORGIA. Washington, D. C. THE BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE THURSDAY, CONDENSED STORIES. Kelly Surprised to Learn That Eng land Might Whip Us "Again.” W. W. (“Hustler”! Kelly was, if not the first, th most strenuous of American theatrical men to invade London in the eighties, when his brazen, pagan methods of “boom ing” lvi# entertainment created eomothitig of a sensation." Ho was the quintessence of Yankee gall, but really made himself liked by his breeey manner* and hearty ways. One evening wfien h was away for a brief period half a dozen friends were lounging in his office. There were five Englishmen to a solitary American, aad the quintet speedily convinced the Yankee That the en tente cordiale was a matter of indi vidual They simply wiped up the omcTwitfi htHi and rendered him helpio## by their boastful threats of tlve things England would do to the United States should there come another war between the two countries. And they had figures— stacks of ’em—to prove their argu ment. Finally Kelly, blowing hard on a big and black cigar, arrived. The victim greeted him joyously. “Say, Kelly, these fellows have had me otf the rack the last hour telling me that unless the United States lays very low England will simply wipe us off the earth!” Kelly’s cigar rolled to one side of his mouth, his eyebrow's lifted and in a tone of profound surprise he asked: “What! Again ?” ; Bam Got the Tip. Secretary Shaw r tells this on him self: “Sam, the darky who brushes my clothes in a barber shop down in Washington, is particularly clever “LET ME BUUBH VODB COAT AGAIN. 1 ” in delicately reminding customers that lie expects a tip. One morning after I had been shaved I was think ing of other tilings and was walking away wilhout dropping a coin into his hands. “‘Let me brush your coat again, Mr. Secretary,’ said Sam, running after me. “ ‘Why do you want to brush it again ?’ I asked. “ ‘ ’Cause, Mr. Secretary,’ said Sam, without cracking a smile— ‘ ’cause I might brush out some gold dust, sir.’ “Sam got his tip.”—New Y r ork Herald. Didn’t She Lay Doorknobs? Dr. Henry Van Dyke tells a story of an old Irishman who was engaged in the business of chicken raising near Princeton. One day a trav eling man expressed surprise at the use of so much cornmeal at feeding time and suggested that the meal be mixed with sawdust, insisting that the liens would not know the difference. A few months later the traveling man was again in the community, and he asked if the new diet had been tried what the re sult had been. “It works beautiful ly,” was the reply. “See that old yellow hen? Well, I tried her on half and half, and she liked it so well I changed to all sawdust, and the last time she hatched three of the chicks had wooden legs and a fourth was a woodpecker.” Got Into the Front Row. That was a novel expedient by which one young woman was en abled to see King Edward during the coronation crush in London. Her story show's the value of di plomacy. “I was right behind, ma’am,” she said, relating her expe rience to her mistress. “ ‘Oh/ I said, ‘I shan’t 6ee anything in this crowd.’ And then a young man that I hadn’t noticed said, ‘Why don’t you faint;?’ ‘Faint!’ I said. ‘Who’s going to faint?’ And then he up and calls, ‘Here’s a young woman fainting!’ And a p’liceman come through, and they, carried me right to the front. I see splendid. Yes’m, the young man helped the i p’liceman.” i We are hav. weather. , Mrs. Maude returned bora ter a two wee] in the South Mr. G. W. ' sick list this j The candy Shockley’s la was enjoyed Mr.id ~ y*oW OWn was > n tli© oity a short win.., mturday afternoon. Miss Nellie Reeves went to Barnesville shopping one day last week. Mr. Robt. Williams is visiting relatives near Blount, Ga., this week. “Pansy.” A TIMELY SUGGESTION. This is the season of the year when the prudent and careful housewife re plimshes her supply of Chamberlin’s Cough Remedy, It is certain to be needed before the winter is over, and results are much more prompt and sat isfactory when it is kept at home and given as soon as the cold is contracted and before it has become settled in the system. In almost every instance a severe cold may be warded off by tak ing this remedy freely as soon as the first indication of the cold appears. There is no danger in giving it to chil dren for it contains no harmful sub stance. It is pleasant take —both adults and children like it. Huy it and you will get the best. It always cures. For sale by Jno. H. BlacKBUHn. Time Hies—but you can’t make the man believe it who is com pelled to wait five hours for a train at a country station. KODOL DYSPEPSIA CURE. Digests all classes of food, tones and strengthens the stomach and digestive organs. Cures Dyspepsia, Indgestion, Stomach Troubles and makes rich red blood, health and strength. Kodol re builds 'worn out 'tissues, p u r i fl es, strengthens and sweetens tneatomach. Gov. G. W. Atkinson, of W. Ya.,says:' “ I have used a number of bottles of Kodol and have found it to be a very effective and, indeed, powerful reme dy for stomach ailments. I reconiend it to my friends." For sale by Jxo. 11. Blackburn, Barnesville, Ga. L. Holmbs, Milner, Ga. A school teacher visiting in a nearby city was the guest at a party the other day, and a lady to whom he had just been intro duced did not catch the “Miss,” and supposing she was married, usked: “How many children did you you have?” “Well only forty novv/Lwaa the reply that nearly stratfgered the questioner.—Wilmington (Ohio) Journal. WEEDS Consumption is a human weed flourishing best in weak lungs.? Like other weeds it’s easily destroyed while youri|g; when old, sometimes im possible. Strengthen the lungs as you would vSfc3.lv land and the weeds will disappear. The best lung fertilizer is Scott’s Emulsion. Salt pork is good too, but it is very hard to digest. The time to treat consump tion is when you begin trying to hide it from yourself. Others see it, you won’t. Don’t wait until you can’t deceive yourself any longer. Begin with the first thought to take Scott’s Emulsion. If it isn’t really consumption so much the better; you will soon forget it and be better for the treatment. If it is consump ion you can’t expect to be ured at once, but if you will >egin in time and will be igidly regular in your treat ncr.t you will win. Scott’s Emulsion, fresh air, -est all you can, eat all you :an, that’s the treatment and that’s the best treatment. I We will send you Be ure that this picture in the form of a label i on the wrapper of every bottle ol fcniuliion you buy. SCOTT & BOWNE, 409 Pearl St., N. Y } 50c. and $ 1 ; all druggWtu. ..yioru rainy 'Tie v,, ___%if! children jite eday, uf- R at o relatives J 4: Jiy is on the #g at Mr. Geo. pdnesday night S present. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. A. PIERCE KEMP, M. D., GENERAL PRACTITIONER, BARNESVILLE, ga. Office over Jordan's Drug Btoro. Residence: ThomuHton street; ’Phone ft. DR. J. M. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BARNESVILLE, GA. Residence: Thomnston 'Phoue No. 26. J. A. CORRY, M. D., BARNESVILLE, GA. Office: Mitchell building, Residence: Forsyth street. Phone 28. Office hours: 7toß a. in., 11 to 12a. in, 5 to6pm J. R. SIMS, DENTIST, BAIiNESVILLte, GA. er-< )ffice over H. F. Reeves’ store. C. H. PERDUE, DENTIST, BAHNESVILLE GA. H’"Office over Jordan's Drug Store, J. P. THURMAN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, BAHNESVILLE, GA. Office over Jordan Bros' drug store. Residence, Thonmston street; ’Phone, No. 1. Calls promptly attended. DR K. L. REID, BARNKBVIM.K, GA. Ofillce over First National Bunk. Residence, Magnolia Inn. EDWARD A. STEPHENS, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BAHNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. General practice In all court** —state and Federal. (®~Lons Negotiated. W. W. LAMBDIN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, BAHNESVILLE, - GEORGIA. Will do a general practice In all the courts —Htate and Federal—especially In the counties composing the Flint circuit. Loans negotiated. C. J. LESTER, Attorney at Law BARNESVILLE, - - - - GA Farm and city loans negotiated ai low rates and on easy terms. In of fice formerly occupied by S. N Woodward. R T. Daniel. A. B. Pope DANIEL & POPE, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Offices at Zebulon and Griffin. GEO. W. GRICE, PHOTOGRAPHER. Work done promptly and neatly, t®"-Office over Mlddlabrooks Building. OABTOniA. CASTORIA The Kind Tow Have Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne tho signature of - and has been made under his per sonal supervision since its infancy* Allow no one to deceive you in this* All Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good” are but Experiments that triilo with and endanger the health of Infants and Children— Experience against Experiment* What fs CASTO RIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its ago is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the Stomach ami Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep, Tho Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS The Kind Yen Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. CtNTAUW COMPANY, TT MMUfISV NTNItrT, HIW CITY. W. B. SMITH, F. D. FINEST FUNERAL CAR IN GEORGIA EXPERIENCED EMBALMKKS. ODORI ESS EMBALMING FLUID W. B. SMITH, Leading Undertaker BARNESVILLE, GA. Jordan, Gray & Cos., Funeral Directors, Day Phone 44. Night Phone 58. 188 VI Jfc STOPPED FREE Jl Permanent!, Cured by ® ft %OR. KUNE'S GREAT „ I I W NERVE RESTORER N o Fit* aft#* Hrnt m|l > u*e. Wm CONSULTATION, penronal or br mall, trend*-. a<l to* TRIAL BOTTLE FREK Permanent Cure, not only temporary teliat, for all Ntavuiia Dimomukm, Spilepity, Bpanmo, St. VitOM* Danoo, Debility, ZUAUfltion. Vouad*dlß7l. 8H1.H.KL1NE.1.(1.931 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat* This preparation contains all of tht digestants and digests all kinds of food. Itgives instanbrelief and never fails to cure. It allows you to eat all the fot/ you want. The most sensitive etomac' s can take It. By Its use many thousands of dyspeptics have been cured after everything else failed. It prevents formation of gas on the stora* ach, relieving all distress after eating. Diet! ug u n necessary. Pleasant to take. It can’t help but do you good Vlvparcd only by E. 0. DeWitt &oO.,<Jhlc*g* Thu (1. bottle contains ‘i% times the 50c. size. Jno. 11. Blackburn, Barnesville, Ga. L. Holmes, Milner, Ga. Perfect and Peerless Rheumatism and all Liver, Kidney and Blad der trouble# caused Dy uric add in the system. It carea by cleansing and vit-.lizing the blood, thua removing the cause of disease. It gives vigor and tone and builds up the health and strength of the patient while using the remedy. URfCSOL is a luminary in the medical world. It has cured ' and will continue to cure more of the above diseases than all other known remedies, many of which do more barm than good. This great and thoroughly tested ■ and endorsed California Remedy l never disappoints. It cures in- Ifallibly if taken as directed. T Try it and be convinced that it is a wonder and a blessing to suffering humanity. Price SI.OO per bottle, or 9 bot tles for $6. For sale by druggists. Send stamp for boor of partic ulars and wonderful cures. If your druggist cannot snpnly yon it will be sent, prepaid, upon receipt of price. Address: URICSOL CHEMICAL CO., Lm Aafcha. CaL LAMA* * RANKIN Vi'd CO., Atlssts. os. Uistrlbsilaf Agaau. Jno H, Blackburn, Barnesville. Ga.