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Feed pale girls on Scott’s
Emulsion.
We do not need to give all
the reasons why Scott’s
Emulsion restores the strength
and ’flesh and color of good
health to those who suffer
from sick blood.
The fact that it is the best
preparation of Cod Liver Oil,
rich in nutrition, full of healthy
stimulation is a suggestion as
to why it does what it does.
Scott’s Emulsion presents
Cod Liver Oil at its best,
fullest in strength, least in
taste.
Young women in their
“ teens ” are permanently cured
of the peculiar disease of the
blood which shows itself in
paleness, weakness and nervous
ness, by regular treatment
with Scott’s Emulsion.
It is a true blood food and
is naturally adapted to the cure
of the blood sickness from
which so many young women
HWe will he glad to fend
a sample to any sufferer.
wrapper of * every boltle of
Emulsion you buy.
SCOTT & BOWNE.
Make Every Day Count.
The mini who starls out in the
morning with u determination to
do something during the day that,
will amount to something, Unit
will he distinctive, that will have
individuality, that will give him
satisfaction at night, is a great
deal more likely not to waste his
day in frivolous, unproduct ive 1
work than the man who starts out
with no plan.
Begin every day, therefore, with
a programme, and determined
that, let what will come, you will
carry it out ns closely as possible.
Follow this up persistently, day
after day, and you will he surpris
ed at the result.
Make up your mind, at t he very
outset of the day that you will ac
complish something that will
amount to something, that you
will not allow callers to chip away j
your time, and that you will not |
permit the little annoyances of
your business to spoil your day’s
work. Make up your mind that
you will he larger than the trifles
which cripple and cramp mediocre
lives, and that you will rise above
pretty annoyances and interrup
tions and carry out your plans in
a large and commanding way.
Make every day of your life
count for something, make it tell
in the grand results, not merely
as an added day, but as an added
day with something worthy achiev
ed. —O. S. Maben, in December
Success.
THE EASY PILL.
DeWitt’a Early Kisers do not gripe
nor weaken the system. Thev cun*
billiousness, jaundice,constipation and
inactive livers, by arousing the secre
tions, moving the bowels gently, yet
effectually, and gives such tone and
strength to the giands of the stomach,
liver and bowels that the trouble is re
moved entirely. These famous little
pills exert a decided tonic effect upon
the organs involved, and if their use is
continued for a few days there will be
no return of the trouble,
JNO. 11. Bt.ACKHURN,
Barnesvile.Ga.
L. Holmks,
Milner. Ga.
A young man at Bowling Green
was arrested a few nights ago
while walking in his sleep. He
Begged the night watch not to
lock him up, because he was a
somnambulist. “It don’t make
any difference what church you
belong to,” said the officer, “you
can’t walk the streets of this town
in your shirt-tail.” —Liberty Ad
fekrance. \
W TO CURE A COLD IN ONE D^Y
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets\ All
druggist* refund the money if it fails to sure.
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How a Young Man Can Best
Succeed.
Every young man should strive
i to he, to know and to do:
First—To he somebody.
Second—To know something.
Third—To do something.
No kind of capital will bring
| him better results than these
J th ree:
Honesty, energy and truthful*
j ness.
Here are one, two, three every
young man will have to get for
himself:
Character, experience and
friends.
He should always keep a rea
sonable stock of these three on
hands:
Enterprise, spot-cash and self
eonfideuce.
He will find these three things
worthless unless they are used:
Money, brains and opportunity.
The world will judge him by
these three:
His manners, his appearance
and his friends.
These three fool things he wants
to avoid:
Swearing, drinking and gamb
ling.
He will make a better and more
useful man without these three:
Pretense,prejudice and cigar
ette.
These three curses will never
desert him in his success:
The liar, the thief and the crank.
He should never cease to be
these three:
Economical, polite and reason
able.
These three things he should
know:
First —How to make money and
then how to spend it, never for
getting that he will not need any
when he goes to that great beyond.
These three things he should
always keep:
Good company, his word and
his secrets.
He should at all times beware
of these three enemies:
The loafer, the smooth talker
and the man who wants him to
make a fortune quick and easy.
He should not forget these three
things about the world:
First—The world is us bright as
lie makes it.
Second—The world can get on
without him.
Third —The world owes him
nothing.
A young man will not find many
of the friends of his youth willing
to forgive him if bo does these
three things:
Fa ils to ask or take their advice.
Keeps his secrets from them.
Succeeds better than they do.
He should never allow himself
to do these three things:
To slander, to meddle with the
a (fairs of others, or to become a
slave to anything.
He should be a st udent of many
things, but above all a stunent of
these three:
The Bible, Shakespeare and
human nature.
At the time in life when he
least needs them, a young man
may expect to have the most of
these three:
Friends, credit and encourage
ment.
Finally, whether he does right
or wrong, succeeds or fails, no
man has ever yet been known to
complain that each year did not
bring him all he wanted of these
three:
Age, enemies and regrets.—B.
R. Strong, in Business Magazine.
A WEAK STOMACH
causes a weak body and invites disease.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures and
strengthens the stomach, and wards
off and overcomes disease. J. B Tay
lor, a prominent merchant of Chries
man, Tex., says: “I could not eat be
cause of a weak stomach. I lost all
strength and rundown in weight. All
t hat money could do was done, but all
hope of recovery vanished. Hearing of
some wonderful cures effected by use
of Kodol. 1 concluded to try it. The
first bottle bonefltted me, and after
taking four bottles 1 am fully restored
to my usual strength, weight and
health.”
J. H. Blackbcrn,
L. Holmks, Bartlesville, Ga.
Milner, Ga.
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THE BAKNEBVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5. 1903
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Some Paragraphs That Are Intended
to Make You Smile.
Bacon—Did you say he had col
ored blood in his veins ?
Egbert—Yes; it’s as red as red
can be.
Bill —Do you remember the first
cigar you ever smoked ?
Jill—Oh, yes; it was the last.
She—William Penn was a short,
stubby man, they say.
He—Yes; I think he was the orig
inal stub Penn.
“An umbrella seems to be any
man’s property,” remarked the ob
server of events and things, “ex
cepting, perhaps, the one who buys
Mr. Styles—There must be a lot
of gas wasted in this house in a
month.
Mrs. Styles—How do yon know,
dear? You haven’t got your gas
bill this month yet ?
“No; but here’s a telephone hill
for fifty extra messages.”—Yonkers
Statesman.
A Canny Canvasser.
“Can 1 see the lady of the house?”
asked the canvasser.
“Yes,” she replied candidly, “you
can.”
“Madam, I’m selling a can open
er which can’t be beat. It opens
any can that can be opened by any
can opener, and any can can be
opened hv this can opener that can j
be opened by any can opener, and if j
you can show me a can I can”—
But this was where the door was
slammed in his face.
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Plausible Enough.
Ascum—How did you make out
with that story you sent to the
Ivlaptrap magazine?
Scribbler —Rejected. I fancy it
was too clever.
Ascum—Too clever?
Scribbler—Yes; I suppose they
were afraid it would distract atten
tion from their advertising pages.—
Philadelphia Press.
One Point of View.
“Considering the work they do,”
commented the citizen, “the police
are poorly paid.”
“And yet,” replied the old lush,
“in considering the rate of pay we
must also consider the expenses.
Now, a policeman doesn’t have to
buy either cigars or drinks if he
had the right kind of beat.”—Chi
cago Post.
Taking a Cheerful View.
"There’s one thing about the
king’s recovery that encourages
me,” said the man who was being
taken to the hospital.
“But his trouble wasn’t anything
like yours,” replied the nurse.
“1 know it. Still he was worked
over by five or six doctors.”—Chica
go Record-Herald.
A Quiet Time.
Visitor—You say things have
been quiet out here this season.
Kansas Rube —Ya-as, stranger,
very auiet, ’cept ter a cyclone, two
tornadoes and four waterspouts and
a few seventeen year locusts. —New
York Journal.
Untrammeled Man.
Mrs. Dash—Don’t you ever visit
in summer?
Mrs. Rash —Oh, no. David al
ways wants to go where he can pay
board and act disagreeable when he
feels like it. — Free Press.
PkWITT’S WITCH HAZEL SALVE.
The only positive cure for blind,
bleeding, itching and protruding
piles, cuts, bums, bruises, eczema and
all abrasions of the skin. PeWitt’s is
the only Witch Hazel Salve that is
made from the pure, unadulterated
witch hazel —all others are counter
feits. DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve is
made to cure—count erfeits are made to
sell.
Jso. H. Blackburn,
Barnesville, Ga.
L. Hoi.mbs,
Milner. Ga.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
DioMt* what you eat.
CONDENSED STORIES.
Wanted the Senator to Prevent the
Crowning Outrage.
Senator Platt of Connecticut had
a caller one day in May last at his
hotel in Washington. An elderly
and dignified man sent up his card,
and the senator came down to see
him. The senator was familiar
with the man by name, but had nev
er met him. They chatted for a
few moments on various topics.
Then the visitor said:
“Senator, you are from my state,
and I come to you to see about a
matter of the greatest importance.
You can prevent the crowning out
rage in the history of the world.”
The man had been talking sane
ly before that, and Senator Platt
looked at him curiously and said:
“How can I be of such service to
humanity ?”
The man brought out a portfolio
of papers and took from it a wax
impression of a seal U6ed on the
diplomas granted by the Centennial
exposition at Philadelphia and an
old Egyptian coin. He held them
out to the senator.
“Here,” he said, “are the two
proofs that show that my ten-year
old son is the lawful king of Eng
land. Another man, an impostor,
is to be crowned, and I want you to
stop it so my boy can get his king
dom.”
Senator Platt said he would see
about it, but could do nothing that
day, as the president was in New
York. The man said he would
come around again.
His Father’s Advice.
The father of Lewis Sells, the cir
cus proprietor, used to visit his son
occasionally bn the road. One day
he saw Lewis in earnest conversa-
“GIVE THE MAN BOTH HOUSES AND KEEP
YOCK MONEY.”
tion with a stranger. He called
him to his side and said, “Lew, what
are you talking about?”
“I’m going to get anew horse,
father,” said the younger Mr. Sells.
“Fm going to give that horse of
mine over there and S9O for the
horse the man has hitched to that
wagon.”
Mr. Sells senior looked at both
horses. “Lew,” he said solemnly,
“give the man both horses and keep
your money.”
Would Have Bankrupted Rhodes.
Cecil Rhodes once was conversing
with Emperor William in regard to
an agreement entered into between
the German government and him
self about the construction of the
Cape to Cairo telegraph line
through German territory in Afri
ca. The emperor said, “Well, Mr.
Rhodes, 1 hope you are satisfied
with the arrangement.” “No,” re
plied Rhodes, “unless, sir, you want
to see Cecil Rhodes file his petition
in bankruptcy.” “What do you
mean ?” asked the kaiser. “I mean,”
was the reply, “that there is a clause
in this document which provides
that while your majesty undertakes
to protect the telegraph against at
tacks or injury Cecil Rhodes has to
§av the whole cost incurred in such
efense. Now, sir, there is nothing
in the clause to prevent you from
sending a whole army corps for this
purpose, and if I had to pay for
that I should hare to file my peti
tion.” The kaiser laughed and said,
“Quite right,”and, turning to Count
von Bulow, who was present, said:
“Add words limiting Mr. Rhodes'
liability to £40,000. That’s fair, I
think.” To which Rhodes replied
that he was perfectly satisfied.
Distance Lends Enchantment.
During the session of the British
parliament in 1879 James Lowther,
the chief secretary for Ireland, rose
from his seat and was hurriedly
leaving the house just as Mr. Sy
nan, an Irish representative with a
very loud voice, began to call at
tention to some Irish grievance.
Another Irish member, thinking it
strange that the chief secretary
should leave the chamber when a
question relating to Ireland was be
ing brought forward, called out:
“Hi, hi, Lowther! Where are you
going ?” Turning as he reached the
door, Mr. Lowther coolly replied,
“I am going out on the terrace to
hear Snian.”
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