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DR. WOOLLEY’S
SANATORIUM,
103 WALTON STREET.
Opium and Whiskey Habits Cured.
This institution presents to the afflicted a perfect place of rest and
complete restoration. 1 f you have a friend afflicted write for a book free.
OR. B. M. WOOLLEY, Atlanta, a.
'Phone 704.
GEORGIA,
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PERFECT PASSENGER
AND SUPERB
SU!f PING-CAR SERVICE
BETWEEN
ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS
IN THE
Southeast
Connecting at
SAVANNAH with
STEAMSHIP LINES
PLYING BETWEEN
Savannah and
New York,
Boston,
Philadelphia,
Baltimore
AND ALL POINTS
NORTH AND EAST
Complete Information, rates,
schedules of trains and
sailing dates of steamers
cheerfully furnished by
any agent of the company.
TMIO. D. KLINE, W. A. WINBURN,
Oeneral Bup't, Traffic Manager,
J. O. HAILE, Qanaral Patt'r Agent,
f. and. bOBINBON, Au't General Paaa'r Agent,
SAVANNAH, QA.
COLONIST RATES
VIA
The Missouri Pacific Ry.
ANI)
Iron Mountain Route
Wry low rate tickets on salt' to
CALIFORNIA. O U K U O N ,
WASHINGTON and the great
Nort Invest every day from Febru
ary loth to April doth. Write the
undersigned for reliable informa
tion as to rates, routes, etc. No
change of ears to California and
the West.
- I. E. REHLANDER,
Trav. Pass. Act.,
No. 18 West DtliSt.
Chattanooga, Tenn.
VIRGINIA-CAROLINA
CHEMICAL COMPANY,
ATLANTA, GA. RICHMOND. VA. CHARLESTON, S. C.
Largest Manufacturers of
FERTILIZERS
IN THE SOUTH.
Importers of
PURE GERMAN KAINIT, MURIATE OF POTASH,
NITRATE OF SODA, SULPHATE OF POTASH.
In buying fertilizers it is important, not only to secure goods of estab
lished reputation and high grsde, but to buy where
your wants of every description can be supplied.
Wet are in position, with our unparalleled facilities and our many plants
locatecKall over the territory, to furnish all classes of goods and in such
quantities * buyers desire. When you buy of us, with oar immense
capacity, \vou know you cam get the goods, and all you want of them.
Be* our\nearest agent to you, or write ue direct.
Addre\ VIRGINIA-CAROLINA CHEMICAL CO.,
ATLANTA. GA.
JW ItiS tor tks vir S^k l * ,c * r ® fIM Alaeaac. ftoo tor <ks asking.
Reflections of a Bachelor.
The curly bird that catches the
worm also has to make the fire.
Probably Adam himself didn’t
recognize Eve’s figure after she
dressed it up.
Jt’s a curious thing that women
generally weep at weddings and
pretend to at funerals.
SSI fP'
Three Age3 of Woman.
At fifteen. like an opening bud.
The maiden fair Is seen.
And she would have the world believe
That she Is full eighteen.
Next, by the time that thirty years
Their steady course have run,
She then would have us understand
She la but twenty-one.
Time rolls around; her girlhood friends
Are nothing more but names;
Though s) has*seen but ninety years,
A century aha claims.
—New York Times.
Someone tells of a dude in
a car, who, seeing a young lady
whom he thought to be impress
ed with his personal charms, cross
ed over and took a seat beside
her, and said:
“Haven’t I met you somewhere
before?”
To which she replied, in a voice
heard hy the other passengers:
“I’m not quite sure, but I
think you are the man who stole
our spoons.”
The passengers laughed, and
the dude left the car.
Tired Out
“ I was very poorly and could
hardly get about the house. I was
tired out all the time. Then I tried
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla, and it only
took two bottles to make me feel
perfectly well.” — Mrs. N, S. Swin
ney, Princeton, Mo.
Tired when you go to
bed, tired when you get
up, tired all the time.
Why? Your blood is im
pure, that’s the reason.
You are living on the
border line of nerve ex
haustion. Take Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla and be
quickly cured.
AaK your doctor wlmt lie thinks of Aver**
S < rsnipn rllln. Mo knows all about this grand
old faintly medicine. Follow his advice and
wo will be satisfied.
J. C. Ay hr Cos., Lowell, Mass.
THE BARNESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE THURSDAY APRIL, 2, 1903
Not Idle.
Stubb—l w-onder if it is true that
boys who .go to college are never fit
for work ?
Penn—Certainly not. I read about
a Yale graduate who is now driving
a hack in Mt Louis. Baltimore
News.
New Automobile Record.
Blobbs —Ripper has broken the
| automobile record.
Slobbs—What time did he make?
I Blobbs—.Sixty-six minutes to run
over eighteen people. —Philadelphia
! Record.
Those Girl Friends.
"I had ft proposal last night and
refused it.”
“You are always thinking of the j
! welfare of others, aren’t you, dear ?”
—Ohio State Journal.
It Would Cool Them Off.
Hewitt —I tell you, it’s too hot to ;
go to the theater.
Jewett—Oh, come along. The
play will be a frost anyway.—New
York Times.
No Lion to Her.
Mrs. Muggins That woman’s !
husband is quite a literary lion.
Mrs. Buggins—Why, she told me
he was a perfect bear.—Philadelphia |
Record.
She Rejected Him.
Ella—Fred is a confirmed bach
elor.
Stella—Yes, and I assisted at the
confirmation.—New York Times.
Geography Lesson.
“Papa, what is a marriage in high
life ?”
“Two vacant hearts entirely sur
rounded bv cash.”—Lif-s.
ANYCHURCH or parsonage
or istitution supported by volun
tary contribution will be given a
liberal quantity of the Longman
& Martinez Pure paints whenever
they paint.
Note : Have done so for twenty
seven years. Sales: Tens of mil
lions of gallons; painted nearly
two-million houses under guaran
tee to repaint if not satisfactory;
the paints wear for periods up to
eighteen years. Linseed oil must
be added to the paint, (done in
two minutes). Actual cost then
about $1.25 a gallon. Samples
free. Sold by our agents.
W. M. Bankston,
Barnesville, Ga.
King & Allen,
Thomaston, Ga.
Must Have Kissed the Blarney Stone.
On the eve of Minister Wu’s de
parture from Washington a young
woman of his acquaintance said to
him that she hoped to visit China
some day, as what he had told her
about his native country had been
so interesting. “But you have never
explained,” she added, “why China
men take four or five wives.” With
a grave bow th'e oriental diplomat
said, “My countrymen take so many
in order that they may find in all
of them the beauties and accom
jjJishments of one such young lady
as you.”
Diamond Cutting Extraordinary.
After several unsuccessful at
tempts and three years’ labor the
unparalleled feat of cutting a ring
out of a single diamond has been ac
complished by the patience and skill
of Mr. Antoine, one of the best
known lapidaries of Antwerp. The
ring is about three-quarters of an
inch in diameter.
A GREAT SENSATION.
There was a big sensation in Lees
ville, lint., when W. H. Brown of that
place, who was expected to die, had
liis life saved by Dr. King’s New Dis
covery for Cousumptic n. He writes: “1
endured insufferable agonies from
Astluna luit your New Discovery gave
me immediate relief and soon there
after effected a complete cure. Similar
cures Constipation, Pneumonia. Bron
chitis and Grip are numerous. It’s the
peerless remedy for all throat and lung
troubles. Price 60c and st.oo. Guaran
teed by W. A. \\ right druggist. Trial
bottles free.
A MISSOURI SNEEZE.
Samuel blotter, assistant prose
cuting attorney in Buchanan, Mo.,
was fined the other day for sneez
ing, the justice belie viug the sneeze
was an indication of contempt of
court. The St. Joseph News de
scribes the occurrence as follows
Attorney Motter, though he carries
abotit the culture and polish of Yale
and other alma maters in addition
to the refinement of St. Joseph’s
beet circles, persists in sneezing as
did all our Missouri ancestors in
Cneer days—just throws his head
k and opens his mouth in an in
fluenza smile, which is broken by
line* of tender sadness just before
the two ends meet at the bade of his
neck. Then he gathers in all thei
circumambient atmosphere and '
microbes go like a fog horn,
ending up with “ash hopper, as do
the denizens of Big Creek even unto
this day. It is not surprising that
the court should assert its preroga
tmL,-
Submarine Card Game.
Incredible as it may seem, there
are two men in Paris who can play j
cards under water. The reservoir
in which they play has a capacity oi
about 800 toii3 of water, and hy- j
draulic and electric machines are
oonnected with it in such a manner
that the entire space can be illumi
nated by means of incandescent
lights.
Three or even more persons oan
find room in the reservoir, and they
have no difficulty in remaining un
der water for fully five minutes.
Indeed one *f the ftien remained
under water on one occasion for five
minutes and twenty-seven seconds.
One Thing at a Time.
C. T. Yerkes, the American who
is building London’3 “tubes,” has
one rule which perhaps in a meas
ure explains his success. This is
never to take up more than one
thing at a time. He was asked the
other day whether he was going to
engage in any new schemes. “If a
man came to me with a guarantee
that he could make golden sov
ereigns out of scrap iron,” he said,
“I would not join him or back him.
One thing at a time has been my in
variable rule.”
His Capacity.
Over in England they have feasts
that correspond to our clam chow
der dinners. There’s a story going
the rounds of the English papers
that’s not half bad. At the recent
Colchester oyster feast one of the
diners explained to a friend his
method of approaching the 40,000
bivalves. Said the diner, “I sits six
inches off the table for a start, Wil
l’um, an’ when I touches I’m done!”
■ \
The Osage Indians.
Among the richest people in the
world are the Osage Indians, who
have invested $8,000,000 in the
State bank and own 1,500,000 acres
of land. Each brave, squaw and pa
poose in the tribe possesses land to
the value of $4,000, and the interest
on their money in the bank affords
an annual income of S3OO to each
member.—New York Post.
ROBBED THE GRAVE.
A startling incident, is narrated by
John Oliver of Philedeiphia, as follows :
“I was in an awful condition. My skin
was almost yellow, eyes sunken, tongue
coated, pain cotinually in back and
sides, no appetite, growing weaker day
by day. Three physicians had given me
up. Then I was advised to use Electric
Bitters ; to my great joy, the first bottle
made a decided improvement. I con
tinued their use for three weeks, and
am now a well man. I know they rob
bed the grave of another victim.” No
one should fail to try them. Only 50
cents, guaranteed, at W. A. Wright’s
drug store.
be opened by any can opener, and if
you can show me a can I can”—
But this was where the door was
slammed in his face.
Plausible Enough.
Ascum—How did you make out
with that story you sent to the
Ivlaptrap magazine?
Scribbler —Rejected. I fancy it
was too clever.
Ascum—Too clever ?
Scribbler—Yes; I suppose they
were afraid it would distract atten
tion from their advertising pages.—
Philadelphia Press.
One Point of Vifew.
“Considering the work they do,”
commented the citizen, “'the police
are poorly paid.”
“And yet,” replied the old lush,
“in considering the rate of pay we
must also consider the expenses.
Now, a policeman doesn’t have to
buy either cigars or drinks if he
had the right kind of beat.”—Chi
cago Post.
A disordered stomach may cause no
end of trouble. When the stomach
fails to perform its functions the
bowels become deranged, the liver and
kidneys congested, causing numerous
diseases, the most fatal of which are
painless and therefore the more to be
dreaded. The important thing is to re
store the stomach and liver to a healthy
condit'on, and for this purpose no bet
ter preparation can be used than
Chamberlain’ sStoniach and Liver Tab
lets. For sale by J. H. Blackburn.
Cleaning Windows.
The cleaning of windows may be
greatly facilitated by first dusting
them with whiting. Sew up some
whiting in a small linen bag and
rub the whole window and ledges.
Rub this off with a rough cloth and
polisl} with chamois. Another plan
is to rub the glass with a chamois,
dampened with whiting and polish
with soft cloths.
For Cleaning Wood Tables.
To clean wood tables and shelves
use this mixture: Half a pound each
of soft soap and sand and a quarter
of a pound of lime. Mix and apply
with a scrubbing brush. Rinse with
plenty of clean water, and when dry
the wood will be spotlessly whit*.
CABTOHZA.
B*n th* _/? Kind Yen Haw Always Bought
z^^MOZLEY’S—^
Lemon Elixir.
A Pleasant Lemon Drink.
For biliousness, constip ition and apendicitis. For indigestion, sick and
nervous headache. For sleeplessness, nervousness and heart failure,
For fever, chills, debility and kidney diseases, take Lemon Elixir.
Dr. Mozley’s Lemon Elixir is prepared from the fresh juice of lemons, com
bined with other vegetable liver tonics, and will not fail you in any of the
above-named diseases. 50 cents and SI.OO bottles at druggists.
Prepared only by Dr. H. Mozley, Atlanta, Ga.
LEMON ELIXIR.
I fully endorse it for nervous prostration, headache, indigestion and con
stipation, having used it with most satisfactory results, after all other remedies
had failed J. W. ROLLO.
West End, Atlanta, Ga.
MOZLEY’S LEMON HOT DROPS.
Cures all Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Bronchitis, Hemorrhage,
and all throat and lung diseases. Elegant and reliable.
25 cents at druggists. Prepared only by Dr. H. Mozley, Atlanta, Ga.
Liberty Hill.
We have had considerable rain
in our community in the past few
days.
“Tube Rose,” spent last Sun
day across the creek.
Bacon what’s the matter with
you? We would like to hear from
you sometime.
Miss Mellia Weldon, one of
Liberty Hill’s charming young
ladies, who is attending Gor
don Institute, spent last Saturday
and Sunday at home.
Mr. Harvey Fisher spent last
Sunday in our village.
Mr. T. J. Bevel and son, Clar
ence, were in our town last Satur
day.
Mrs. Harvey Fisher spent last
Friday afternoon in our village.
Most of the public roads have
been worked in this section.
Arthur L. Jackson, who has
been attending school at H. S.
E. is at home on a vacation.
Mr. and Mrs. L. T. Farley, of
Griffin, spent last Tuesday with
the former’s brother, Mr. L. F.
Farley.
W. B. Daniel made a business
trip to Milner last week.
Miss Mary Jackson, one of
Thomaston’s charming young
ladies, spent several days of last
week with R. F. Jackson [and
family r .
Mr. J. L. Beckham made a bus
iness trip to Gritfn one day last
week.
R. F. Jackson made a business
trip to Milner last week.
Cleveland Willis, one of our
hustling young men, spent Sun
day near Chappell with his friend,
James Aikin.
“Tube Rose.”
MAKES A CLEAN SWEEP.
There’s nothing like doing a thing
thoroughly. Of all the Salves you ever
heard of, Bucklen’s Arnica Salve is the
best. It sweeps away and cures Burns,
Sores, Bruises, Cuts, Boils, Ulcers, Skin
Eruptions and Piles. It’s only 25c,
and guaranteed to give satisfaction qy
W. A. Wright Druggist.
Definition.
Little Flossie—“ What’s a brute
mamma?”
Mamma—“A brute my dear,
is a man who spends 40 cents for
cigars, then growls because his
wife wants S4O for a gown.”
Baird & Hunt
are still hustling in Corn, Flour, Oats, Hay,
Bran, Syrup, Cotton Seed Meal and Hulls.
Unloading by Car Lots
every day, and can’t supply demand at our
prices. Don’t fail to call to see us and get
benefit of low prices.
We Will Help You
if you will only let us. To prove what we say is to
come and see us and get prices.
Truly your friends,
BAIRD & HUNT.
It is now time to use Nitrate Soda on small grain,
your gardens, etc. I can get you any quantity you
want, from one sack to one hundred tons.
BAIRD & HUNT.
Will Save You the “Long Green.”
Miss Ida. M. Snyder,
Treasurer of (be
Brooklyn East End Art Club.
“ If women would pay more attention to
their health we would have more happy
wives, mothers and daughters, and if they
would observe results they would find
that the doctors’ prescriptions do not
perform the many cures they are given
credit for.
“ In consulting with my druggist he ad
vised McElree’s Wine of Cardui and Thed
ford’s Black-Draught, and so I took it and
have every reason to thank him for anew
life opened up to me with restored health,
and it only took three months to cure me."
Wine of Cardui is a regulator of the
menstrual functions and is a most as
tonishing tonic for women. It cures
scanty, suppressed, too frequent, irreg
ular and painful menstruation, falling
of the womb, whites and flooding, ft
is helpful when approaching woman
hood, during pregnancy, after child
birth and in change of life. It fre
quently brings a dear baby to homes |
that have been barren for years. All ]
druggists have SI.OO bottles of Wine !
of Cardui.
WINOCARDUI
VIA
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
RAILROAD
VERY LOW RATES
TO THE
WEST, NORTHWEST
AND
CALIFORNIA
Commencing February 15th. and
Ending April 30th.
Free Chair Cars, Union Depots
FAST TRAINS.
For full information, pamphlets, rates
and tickets, address
Fred D. Miller,
Trav. Pass. Agent,
No. I Brown Building, Atlanta, Ca
The small boy is apt to doubt
the wisdom of his parents when
they tell him what is best for
him.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure,
k. W. Grove’s signature is on each box. 25c.