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Choice Seed
Irish Potatoes.
Fresh Eastern Stock, Onion Sets, D. M. Ferry’s
Garden Seed-, 90-day Burt Oats, an immense stock
of Flour, Grain, Hay and Fancy Groceries will be
found at Market Street’s Leading Crocery Store.
You Should Try Perdue’s Choice
Canned Desert Peaches—^=2,
These are carefully selected, sweet, fine flavor and un
doubtedly the finest canned peach on the market. We
also handle the “Osborn” farm implements. If you
need binders, mowers, rakes, cultivators, or anything
in farm implements, it will pay you to come to see us”
Hanson & Kennedy.
MARKET STREET.
P. S. A fine young mule for sale cheap.
The Schoolboy of 1903.
“Tommie, have you been vac
cinated?” asked the school teach
er, according to Judge.
“Yes. ma’am.”
“Have you had your vermiform
appendix removed?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Do you use sterilized milk?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Is your home connected with
the city sewer.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Have you shed all your milk
teeth?”
“All but one.”
“Have you a certificate of in
oculation for the croup, chicken
pox and measles?”
“Yes ma’am.
<J Is your lunch put up in Dr.
Koch’s patent antiseptic dinner
pail?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
you your own sanitary
slate rag and disinfected drinking
cup?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Do you wear a champhor bag
’round your throat, a collapsible
life belt, and insulated rubber
heels for crossing the trolley
line?”
“All of these.”
“Have you a pasteurized certi
ficate of baptism?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“And a life insurance non-for
feitable policy against all the en
croachments of old age?”
“Yes, ma’am.
“Then you may hang your cap
on the insulated pet set opposite
your distinguished number, climb
into your seat and proceed to learn
along sanitary lines.”
For Over Sixty Years.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup
has been used for over sixty years
by millions of mothers for their
children while teething with per
fect success. It soothes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain,
cures wind colic and is the best
remedy for diarrhoea. It will re
lieve the poor little sufferer im
mediately. Sold by druggists in
every part of the world at 25 cents
a bottle. Be sure ask to for Mrs.
Winslow’s Soothing syrup, and
take no other kind.
ww ahv Si <r*9 It is the right of every child t |tfjßjßE3E Kil
Ito be well born, and to the
mfl wIBIO parents it must look for WCvjBT >
ResponsiDllimli®
A responsibility, and how important that \js,v IJrJfWg"'
■ ■Pr/ll no taint of disease is left in th- blood * '
VII Vl to be transmitted to the helpless rhild, entailing the most
w pitiable suffering, and marking its little body with offen
sive sores and eruptions, catarrh of the nosa and throat, weak eyes, glandular
Swellings, brittle bones, white swelling and deformity.
How can parents look upon such little sufferers and not reproach
themselves for bringing so much misery into the world ? If you have
any disease lurking in your system, how can you expect well developed,
healthy children ? Cleanse your own blood and build up your health, and
yon hare not only enlarged your capacity for the enjoyment of the pleasures
oi life, but have discharged a duty all parents owe to posterity, and made
mankind healthier and happier.
There is no remedy that so surely reaches deep-seated, stubborn blood
S troubles as S. S. S. It searches out even hereditary
/a) AO poisons, and removes every taint from the blood,
and builds up the general health. If weaklings
are growing up around you, right the wrong by
putting them on a course of S. S. S. at once. It is
• purely vegetable medicine, harmless in its effects, and can be taken
by both old and young without fear of any bad results. •
Write us about your case, and let our physicians advise and help you.
This will cost you nothing, and we will also send our book on blood and
•kin ditmua the. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ca.
Brain Leaks.
A white lie soon loses its com
plexion.
A soft answer often saves hard
knocks.
Every home should be quaran
tined against gossip.
True charity does not stop to
hunt the small change.
M idow’s weeds do not always
take root in the heart.
The sky is never dark when the
heart is full of hope.
Men who sow wild oats discover
that the crop never fails.
A man is better able to look up
after he has looked in.
Paying the preacher is not all
of a church members duty.
Fine feathers do not make fine
birds, but they do make expensive
ones.
The man who tries to please
everybody does not even succeed
in pleasing himself.
Selling nothing for something
is no worse than trying to buy
something for nothing.
Cures Blood Poison, Cunc-er, Ulcers.
If you have offensive pimples
or eruptions, ulcers on any part
of the body, aching bones or joints,
falling hair, mucous patches,
swollen glands, skin itches and
burns, sore lips or gums, eating,
festering sores, sharp, gnawing
pains, then you suffer from serious
blood poison or the beginnings of
deadly cancer. You may be per
manently cured by taking Botanic
Blood Balm (B. B. B.) made
especially to cure the worst blood
and skin diseases. Heals every
sore or ulcer, even deadly cancer,
stops all aches and pains apd re
duces all swellings. Botanic Blood
Balm cures all malignant blood
troubles, such as eczema, scabs
and scales, pimples, running sores,
carbuncles, scrofula. Druggists, .$1
To prove it cures, sample of Blood
Balm sent free and prepaid by
writing Blood Balm Cos., Atlanta,
Ga. Describe trouble and free
medical advice sent in sealed let
ters.
A r
4 ; _
Any man can get married when
ever any woman makes up his
mind to. —Ex.
THE B ARNESVILLENE WS-G AZETTE, THURSDAY, APRIL, 2, 1003.
FOR THE LITTLE ONES. *
The Boy* Who Thought Thompson
Seton Was a “Reg'lar Bird."
If Ernest Thompson Seton chose,
he eeuld write a book on his lectur
ing adventures that might pro.ve as
irfberesting, though iu a very differ
ent way, as his “Lives of the Hunt
ed.” The other evening he was stop
ped at the theater door by half a
dozen ragged boys, one of whom
said:
“Say, mister, are you de jay dat
talks about de animals ?”
“Yes.”
“Well, say, won't you give us a
pass ?”
“How many are there of you?”
“Only eleven” (others now ap
pearing).
Mr. Thompson Seton called his
manager and said:
“Pass these eleven boys.”
“There’s eighteen now,” said th*
spokesman.
“All right; pass eighteen,” said
the man of the beasts, for he never
sends a child away if he can help it.
During the hour and a half lecture
he had no more appreciative hearers
than those eighteen newsboys. After
it was over he stepped out the back
way, and here were the eighteen
waiting as before.
Their spokesman now came for
ward and expressed the sentiments
of the others in language more
forceful than ornithologieally cor
rect:
“Say, mister, that—was—great!
You’re no jay. You’re a bird—a
regular bird!”
When the Trustees Come.
Sometimes when me an' all the rest
Are busy on a sum
The teacher says, "Now, look your best
Before the trustees come."
An’ then she picks up ev'ry scrap
An' rubs the blackboard down.
An' we just sit with hands In lap. A,
When the trustees come aroun'.
It seems so awful long to us .IhEK
To sit so still an’ straight, jBRj
But we just das’ent make a fuss
While they Investigate,
An’ if we even whisper low
We see the teacher frown,
An' ev’rything must be just so j|K
When the trustees come aroun’. ti
Then Squire Jubb will take his stand
An’ read from oft a card
An’ ask where did John Cabot land
Or something just as hard.
An' then he 11 ask, one at a time.
To write the oceans down.
An’ you must have your mem'ry prime
When the trustees come aroun’.
An’ while the squire turns his face
An’ talks on cold an’ beat
Toung Dr. Jones has found a place
Beside the teacher’s seat.
An’ she just shows his words confuse
An’ lets her eyes drop down,
But we must mind our "p's’’ and “q's”
When the trustees come aroun’.
—Victor A. Hermann.
Why Ethel Behaved.
Ethel used to play a good deal in
the school. One day she had been
very quiet. She sat up prim and be
haved herself so nksely that after the
school was over the teacher re
mark and :
“■flfehel, my dear, you were a very
goad girl today.”
“Yes’m. x 1 couldn’t help being
dood. Tdot a stiff neck!”
Earns a Thousand Dollars a Year.
One of the pluckiest little busi
ness men in the country is Carl Gus
tafson, the son of Charles Gustaf- j
son, a .fireman at the sto*l mill at ;
New Castle, Pa. Although but thir
teen years of age and hut 1 feet 4.
inches in height this little fellow
travels all over the country selling
a well known typewriter, drawing
a salary of SI,OOO a year. The hoy
has helped support his family since
he was nine years old. At the age
of twelve he was employed as a nies- :
senger boy by the Western Union !
Telegraph company in New Castle.
J. 11. W. Marriott, superintend- j
ent of agencies of the typewriter |
company, while in the Western j
CA.itl. OUBTA.JSON.
Union Telegraph office in New Cas
tle was attracted by Carl’s bright
face and learned upon inquiry some
thing of his history. Learning that
the boy had a fancy for machinery,
Mr. Marriott took, his machine apart
and offered Carl 25 cent* if he could
put it together again. He succeeded
in doing it in less than ten minutes.
Mr. Marriott offered to take the boy
with him on his travels. The boy ac
cepted, and he became a traveling
salesman, going to Baltimore, New
York, Philadelphia, Boston and oth
er plaoes selling the machine**—
American Boy.
A Loyal Backslider.
“Brother, said the exhorter to
the tearful man on the front
seat; “brother. I take it that, you
have been led to a realization of
your sinful ways.”
“I have sir; I have,” answered
the repentant one, according to
Judge.
“I gather,” continued the ex
horter, “from your sorrowful vis
age that the error of your ways
is bowing you down and that you
seek relief."”
“Yes sir,” sighed the erring
one.
“Then come forward and give
your testimony.”
“I’d like to, parson,” confided
the other in a state whisper; I,d
like to. But you see Elder Holle
ran has been doin’ all the exhor
tin’ in our neighborhood for the
last fifteen years, an, he has al
ways done all my convertin.”
I reckon I might just as well
stay backslid for another month
an’ then have him catch me up as
usual when he comes. Besides, he
might not altogether like it for
you to be interferin’ in his busi
ness, ‘specially as I’m one o’ his
stock brands from the burnin.’ ”
rrTTinrrvj • itt m &ittt ■ j
BRITISH
Medical Institute
354 Second Street, Macon, Ga. 1
Incorporated. Capital Stock paid tip, $60,000.
The British Medical Institute has more
eapltal Invested, more doctors employed,
and effects more cures than any other Arm
In ibe United States.
li/p TDFAT And cure special
TV 1 IHI /II diseases of men. all
( ormso f female weak
ness, also barrenness,
cancer, rupture, goitre, varicocele, hydro
cele, catarrh and oatarrhal deafness, the
morphine and liquor habits, and all diseases
of the rectum.
PAT* nQU And catarrhal deafness we
IrrtlflHnll cure uuder a positive guar
antee. We also cure asthma,
bronchitis, and consumption In Its first stage,
pi I FC And all diseases of tbe rectum,
1 ILLJ such us fistula, stricture, ulcer
atlon, Itching, etc., we curequlck
ly and permanently without cutting, tying,
or any kind of an operation, by our new ab
sorptive treatment. No pain, no detention
from business. One treatment gives Imme
diate relief.
DIIPTIIDF Throw away your truss. We
• **- cure all forms of rupture in
either sex, un( i vvilhout an
operation. Our treatment Is painless, our
cure positive. Our New Method, which Is
our own discovery, cures every case. Pat
when cured; on this principle we treat
all cases of rupture.
IklF\li MfN Restored to vigor and Vltal
rtL./tn IYIILII Ity. Organs of the body
which have been weakened
through disease, overwork, excess or In
discretions, restored to full power.strength
and vigor by our new system of treatment
iVOMFM Suffering from any maladies
THJIIP.LIY peculiar to their sex. such as
fallingof the womb.leucorrboea,
barrenness, cancer, goitre, tumors, kidney,
bladder or rectal trouble, are assured of
immediate relief and of a cure that will be
thorough and permanent.
OPIUM HARIT Also the morphine
W 111171 ISftUil ha |,| ti un( i drunken
™i""ii"r'rn ness we guarantee to
cure to stay cured In from Cos to do days.
HIIMnDFfK testimonials bear evl
biniUKl lo donee of the good results
of treating all forms of chronic disease.
WE TREAT AND CIM
Catarrh Rheumatism i.lverOomplalnt
Asthma Deafness Bladder Trouble
Neuralgia Varicocele Heart Disease I
Rupture Constipation Blood Poison
Hydrocele Bronchitis Nervous'i roubles
Sterility SkinDlseases Doss of Vitality
Tumors T.iquorHabit Weakness of Men
Dyspepsia Piles. Fistula Female Weakness
Cancer Paralysis Opium Habit
FftQFFIT To any patient whose
IUKII.iI we undertake
11 1 and fall to cure.
Our chief associate surgeon is in personal
charge.
Hours 9to 8. Consultation Free.
Thorough Examination, with advice, $2.
If you cannot call, send stamp for question
blank for home treatment. Hundreds of
patients have been cured, whom we have
never seen, by our system of correspond
ence, which Ls sacredly confidential
Two Ways to Raise A Boy.
Sometime ago a leading paper
asked the question, “Howto Raise
a Boy,” publishing many answers.
A mother’s answer, blended in a
few words, love, poetry, religion
and philosophy: “Nurse in the
j arms of prayer; guide with tact;
j teach with care; holding him
above temptation with the strong
est strength—a mother’s love.”
The question being asked an
old black mammy, the following
answer fell from her lips:
“Ef you’se got ter raise him by
han’ hit’s mighty hard. Some say
cow’s milk some say ’densed milk.
I likes goat milk bes’. When he
gits to eatin’ gravy an’ hominy, ;
and holdin’ er chicken bone, he’s!
mighty nigh as good as raised—
lessen he kill hisself when he git j
big er nough ter eat green apples
and plums.”
Her reply was based on expe
rience.
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
Air Your Bedding, but Do Not Plc
Pillows In th* Sun.
In.airing beds the most thorough,
careful housekeeper often errs
through her very thoroughness. She
will shake the sheets, blankets, etc.,
and hang them cut of the window
and over chairs, having them all ex
posed as much as possible to the
direct rays of the sun and in the
strongest breeze, and this is just
what should be done. Then the pil
lows will be taken up and thumped
until they are soft and Huffy and
placed in the very sunniest spot,
and this is all wrong. The sun will
draw the oil from the feathers, and
the pillows will have a rancid, dis
agreeable odor. Expose them to the
air daily, be as thorough as you
please in this, and place the pillow
slips in the sun if you wish, but do
not make the mistake of giving pil
lows, holsters, cushions or anything
containing feathers a long sun bath
or you will do them more harm than
good.—Exchange.
Rolled Jelly Cake.
Three eggs, one cupful of sugar,
three tablespoonfuls of cream or one
tablespoonful of melted butter and
one cupful of pastry Hour and one
level teaspoonful of baking powder
sifted together. Beat the yolks of
the eggs until they are thick and
light, add the sugar and beat again.
Beat the whites of the eggs until
they are stiff, mix them with the
yolks and sugar and beat all to
gether until very light. Stir in the
cream or melted butter and then
sift in the Hour, adding it a little at
a time. Butter long, shallow pans
and spread the dough on them very
thin. Bake in a moderate oven;
when it is done turn it out, spread
the bottom with jelly and roll it up
while it is warm. Trim off the
edges and put it away so it will not
unroll until ready to serve.
Novel Pincushion.
Children’s toy scales can be made
into most novel pincushions at a
very small cost. Procure some very
thin pasteboard and cut it into the
form of weights, the size varying
according to the size of the scales.
The pieces of card must be neatly
covered with dark iron colored silk
and joined together. Next make a
silk pad to be tilled with wadding or
sawdust and insert it on the top of
the weights, gluing it firmly in. A
tiny ring sewed in the middle gives
the weight a realistic appearance,
and the number of pounds it repre
sents can be painted on the side.
The pins are placed in the pad and
the whole weight glued into the
scales. The scales can be prevented
from moving up and down by means
of a little gilt wire fixing them in
place.
A Bodroom "Settle.”
An ingenious and convenient sub
stitute for a “settle” in a sleeping
apartment where space is limited is
made in this way: Have a broad,
stout shelf with sidelike arms at
tached by a carpenter to the foot
board of the bedstead at the same
height as the regulation settle or
corner seat. If the board be of the
same variety of wood as the bed
stead, so much the better; otherwise
it may lie stained to match. Make
a cushion for this seat ’or pile it
with cushions and it will make a
comfortable resting place.
Homemade Porch Screen.
A porch screen can be made at
home by covering an old frame or
anew one, on the inner side of
which the cabinet maker has put a
wide bookshelf, with denim, rice
matting or Japanese calico. The
screen of the poster collector is also
a neat thing, made by tbe devotee
herself, the posters being irregu
larly arranged on a foundation of
thin wood and protected by lengths
of glass the exact size of the screen,
each panel framed in oak or cherry,
hand carved.
Candles In the Room.
It is always well to have a candle
in the bedroom whether oil, gas or
electricity is burned. In the case
of an emergency it will always be
just what is wanted, and at the same
time it is clean, safe and cheap.
Have low, plain candlesticks, which
are easy to keep clean, with a base
broad enough to catch the dirt and
be a safe receptacle for the matches.
To carry a candle from one room to
another is always a safer plan than
to carry a lamp.—New York Her
ald.
An Artistic Screen.
An artistic screen recently de
signed for a summer cottage is made
of gray blue linen. It is a three
fold screen and on each fold an in
ner panel is drawn, leaving a wide
margin. This k outlined irregular
ly with gilt. Within the center
panel a sketchy design of cedar
branches is painted, starting at the
bottom. A bit of gilt appears here
and there on the foliage, and to the
entire panel a greenish blue wash
has been applied. t
Paine’s Celery
Compound
Permanently Cures Sick and
Nervous Headaches that
Hake Life Miserable.
Sick and nervous headaches are amongst
the worst ills of life. The man or woman who
is subject to headache at irregular intervals,
goes through life bearing a load of misery
and wretchedness that is terrible to think
of.
Headaches as a rule, result from a dis
ordered condition of the nervous system.
Mental excitement, loss of sleep, bodily
fatigue, and disordered digestion are exciting
causes. When the brain becomes tired and
debilitated, the whole nervous system is weak
ened, and headaches result. If the liver is
sluggish, the kidneys inactive, and digestion
deranged, headaches invariably follow. To
cure and prevent headache, the nervous sys
tem must l>e strengthened and vitalized.
The most persistent cases of headache, nervous
feebleness, and sleeplessness, are permanently
cured by Paine’s Celery Compound; it is the
great reconstructant of the nervous system.
Mrs. Henry Westrick, St. Clair, Mich., tells
of her release from suffering as follows:
“ I have been troubled with dyspepsia
sick headache for a number of years. About
every week I would have a bad spell of sick
headache, but since I began using Paine’s
Celery Compound, my dyspepsia is gone, and
I do not have any more headaches. I feel
better than I have for years.”
No Need Soiling the Hands with
DIAMOND DYES
Diamond Dyux ara easy an<l cleanly to uae.
Mado tor home economy; never dlaappolnt.
Direction book and 4.1 dyad aamplaa free.
DIAMOND DYES, Burlington, Vt.
The Best He Had.
The Providence Journal tells a
little tale about the prosecution
of William F. Blake for assault
upon McTernan. It is a true
story, but is good enough to be
fiction.
Mr. McTernan had detailed at
some length how he had gone into
the saloon at 855 Westminister
street, at the request of Mrs.
Margaret Colbert on the evening
of Feb. 21; how he had been at
tacked, as he alleged, by William
F. Blake, and had had a quartet
of teeth completely dislodged by
a blow from the defendant’s fist;
how he had been kicked in the side
thrice, and how he had borne
it all without lifting his hands
to defend himself. The nar
rative sounded like one of ag
gravated assault.
Then Henry I*. Cross took the
witness in hand to cross-examine
him.
“You say Mr. Blake struck you
in the mouth?” he asked.
“He did,” was the emphatic
reply.
“With his fist?”
“Yes, with his fist.”
“And knocked out your teeth?”
“Yen four teeth.”
“Now, Mr. McTernan,” asked
the lawyer, “about these tooth.
Were they false?”
“They was,” said McTernan,
after an instant’s hesitation, “but
they was all I bad.”
Il Will I’uyto I,iiok Into
our plan of having one man or woman
in each town in Georgia to represent
pur Goods, which have sold 25 years
wholly by our local agents, who earn
good wages the year round. You take
orders for our (foods— we send them to
you kkkioht I’kkimio-You deliver them
and collect the money— [f you want a
nice little business write for particultrs
to A. her Wade Gen) Agt. (V-24) .bos
ton, Mass.
BABY
EASE
———
Is the best and safest remedy for
all stomach and bowel troubles of
babies and children. It quickly
cures constipation, diarrhoea, con
vulsions, worms, sour stomach and
loss of sleep. It is perfectly harm
less, but very effective. Children
like to take it. At all drug-stores—
a large bottle for : : : : :
25 CENTS
Ask your druggist about the
FREE GOLD RING offer
MA9S?NGAH J
O ASTORIA.
B*n the Tl Kind Yon Haw Always Booftt