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The Canning and Pickling Time Is Here.
The Fruit Crop is short and everybody should
be in a hurry to lay up their winter supply.
We can aid you by furnishing “HEINZ'S
White Pickling Vinegar,” the best on earth. See
our display jars.
We have a large stock of the old reliable
Mason Fruit jars. Rubbers too. Prices low, come
quick.
Hanson & Kennedy.
P. S. Are you getting the benefit of the low
prices we are now making? If not you should.
A Modern Improvement.
Visitor—You don’t mean to say
that these luxuriously fitted up
apartments are cells?
Warnen—Yes; they are reserved
exclusivety for our wealthy auto
mobile prisoners.—Judge.
“I have been troubled for sometime
with indigestion and sour stomach,”
Mrs. Sarah YV. Curtis, of Lee Mass,
‘‘and have been taking Chamberlain’s
Stomach and Liver Tablets Which
have helped me very much so that
now I can eat many things that before
I could not.”. If you have any trouble
with your stomach why not take these
tablets and get well! For sale by
J. H. Blackburn.
Paradoxes.
I do not understand just why
A straight man should go crooked
quite.
Nor why a bowlegged, hunchbacked
saint
Is always said to be upright.
Baltimore News.
MALARIA jL
An Invisible Enemy to Health. SL |
Malaria is an invisible atmospheric poison. The air becomes infec
ted with the gases and microbes arising from the marshes and low lands, j\
damp cellars, sewer pipes, badly ventilated houses and decaying vegeta- \
tie matter, and we unconsciously inhale them into the lungs, when r 1
they are taken up by the blood and circulated throughout the system. Mr" J
Malaria gives no warning of its coming; no immediate effects are ’li&r /
seen, and no violent symptoms appear until the unfortunate sufferer is ‘ ■ J
completely at the mercy of this hidden foe. This invisible enemy may A j
be following us night and day, but often the first intimation we have of fm uAv /
its presence is a chilly, creepy sensation running over the body,
sometimes followed by a slight fever, and an always tired, drowsy and
depressed feeling. The blood soon becomes deeply poisoned, thinned K llfflf
and weakened by the teeming millions of microbes and germs, and an
irregular, slow circulation is the result. This condition of the H w!|
blood gives rise to innumerable and serious troubles: torpid liver, ■!> pi
enlargement of the spleen, loss of appetite and feeble digestion, a r- \
pallid or yellow skin, boils, carbuncles, abscesses, indolent ulcers, | —-Tfiy
„. and pustular and
Louisville, Kv., March 26th, 1902. , 1 Sr -~~-x
For several years I suffered with Chills and Fever, skill CHip-
caused by Malaria in my system, and each summer for tions Ot VariOUS ' '''' — —
several years I would relapse. Finally my physician pre- kinds, are common Symptoms of malaria,
scribed s. s. S. in all, i took three bottles, and they Frequently the health becomes so impaired,
entirely cured me, and I have never been troubled since. and SUell a lifeless Condition CUSUCS that the
lam sure no other medicine could have given me so • , . • 1 ,
complete and immediate relief, and I cannot speak too j P^f 11 . HltereSt 111 hIS SUrrOUlldlUgS and
highly of s. s. S. My partner in business is now taking faith in all human remedies. Malaria, if
S. S. S. for au eruption of the skin and general run down allowed to remain ill tile System, lays the fotlU
condition of his system, and though he has taken but dation for other diseases that very often prove
one bottle, already commences to feel better. fatal or permanently wreck the health.
Q3l West Market St. I. SHAPOFF. - , , . . . . , , -
Malaria can only be worked out of the
system through the blood, and a remedy that can destroy the germs and microbes and
neutralize the bad effects of the poison offers the only hope of a cure, and the only medicine
that can accomplish this is S. S. S., which not only purges the blood of all morbid, unhealthy
matter, but keeps it pure and healthy. It searches out and destroys every trace of Malarial
poison, and keeps the blood in such a vigorous condition that poisonous matters of no kind
are allowed to accumulate, but are promptly expelled from the system.
During the spring is an opportune time to begin the fight against this invisible enemy,
for the hot, sultry summer days will cause the germs to multiply and still further impov
erish the blood and weaken the constitution, and now more than ever the Malaria sufferer
needs a good blood purifier and bracing tonic.
Jrf A course of S. vS. S. at this particular season will
§ I relieve you of Malaria and its attendant evils, reinforce
and build up the system, purify and strengthen the slug
-1 1 gisli blood and quicken the circulation, when the appetite
and digestion improve and all the vital powers rapidly
recuperate under the invigorating tonic influence of this
great vegetable remedy. Its freedom from all minerals makes it the ideal remedy in all
Malarial troubles and perfectly adapted to tlie most delicate constitutions.
If you have any symptoms of Malarial poison, write us about it, and our Physicians will
take up your case and advise you without charge. • Book on Blood and Skin Diseases, free.
THE SWIFT SPEOIFIO OOMPANY, ATLANTA, 04*
To cut toe.
Representative Beidler came out
of the house and met Representative
Kevin going in.
“What are they doing in there,
Jake?” Kevin.
“Amos Allen of Maine has got up
a bill that cuts a lot of ice.”
Kevin was interested.
“Is that so ?” he inquired. “What
is it about ?”
“It provides for an ice breaker in
the Penobscot river.”
When you want a pleasant physic try
Chamberlains Stomach and Liver Tab
lets. They are easy to take and pleasant
in effect. For sale by J. H. Blackburn.
How to Do It.
A man named Humphries in
Cleveland began business with a
pushcart loaded with popcorn, and
now he is rich. His recipe is, “If
you want to get ahead, get acquaint
ed with your job.” Volumes could
6ay no more and can, therefore, be
omitted.—Brooklyn Eagle.
THE BAENESVILLE NEWS-GAZETTE THURSDA, JUNE 4,1903,
A Mistake.
Stella I came near missing a
proposal last night.
Bella—You did?
Stella —Yes. He got down on bis
knees, and I thought he was merely
looking for a pingpong ball.—Har
per's Bazar.
Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver
Tablets are just what you need when
you have no appetite, feel dull after
eating and wake up with a bad taste
in your mouth. They will improve
your appetite, cleanse and invigorate
your stomach and give you a relish for
your food. For sale by J. 11. Black
burn.
A Platform Speaaer.
“That man,” remarked Smithers,
“makes a hundred speeches from the
platform every day.”
“Some great political leader ?”
asked Smithers.
“Ko,” replied Smithers; “street
car conductor. He says, ‘Move up
forward, please,' every time any one
gets on his car.” —Cincinnati Com
mercial Tribune.
A PARISIAN MARVEL
Paris has anew marvel in a girl
dramatist, who, though only ten
years o.d, has composed several plays
of much precocity. She is Mile.
Champmoynat, and her literary
name is Carmen d'Assilva. The lit
tle one has been admitted to the So
ciety of Dramatic Authors and has
been complimented and encouraged
to persevere by M. Victorian Sardou.
The child herself states that har
brain is always working up dramatic
situations and incidents. She ob
serves everything that passes and
prefers large cities with their hus
tling crowds, which she studies, to
the quiet country, where everything
6eems to her inert and dead. The
precocious infant also tells people
that she comprehends everything in
life thoroughly. She has, in fact,
learned lo understand all the springs
of human action. Likely enough
she does, for she is a sad pessimist,
this ten-year-old. The world is
abominable, in her estimation, but
amusing. Carmen is now' writing a
comedy on woman before and after
marriage.
HIS LAST HOPE REALIZED.
[From the Sentinel, Gebo, Mont.]
In the first opening of Oklahoma to
settlers in 1889, the editor of this paper
was among the many seekers after for
tune who made the big race one fipe
day in April. During his traveling
and afterwards his camping upon his
claim, he encountered much bad water,
which, together with the severe heat,
gave him a very severe diarrhoea which
it seemed almost impossible to check,
and along in June the case became so
bad he expected to die. One day one
of his neighbors brought him one small
bottle of Chamberlain’s Colie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy as a last hope.
A big dose was given him while he waH
rolling about on the ground in reat
agony, and in a few minutes the dose
was repeated. The good effect of the
medicine was soon noticed and within
an hour the patient was taking his
first sound sleep for a fortnight. That
one little bottle worked a complete
cure, and he cannot help feel grateful.
The season for bowel disorders being
at hand suggests this item.
For sale by J. H. Blackburn.
A Refraatory Cow.
A missionary, speaking In Lon
don the other day, said that in re
sponse to appeals for various ar
ticles for on an African farm a
milking stool was sent to him from
England. He gave it to the negro
whose duty it was to milk the cows,
with injunctions to use it. On the
first day the negro returned home
from the cow sheds bruised and
battered, but with an empty pail.
When asked for an explanation of
his laziness, he replied, “Milk stool
very nice, massa, but she won’t ait
on it!”
STICKLING EVIDENCE.
Fresh testimony in great. quantity
is constantly coming in, declaring Dr.
King’R New Disco >ery for Consump
tion Coughs and Colds to be unequaled.
A recent expression from T. -T. Mc-
Farland, Pentnnville, Va., serves as
example. He writes: “ I bad bron
chitis for three years and doctored all
the J time without being benefited.
Then 1 began taking Dr. King’s New
Discovery, and a few bottles wholly
cured me.” Equally effective in cur
ing all Throat and Lung troubles. Con
sumption, Pneumonia and Grip. Guar
anteed by W. A. Wright, druggist.
Trial bottles free, regular si/e 50c, and
SI.OO.
A Strait.
According to Representative Kyle,
this episode happened in Pickaway
county, O.:
There is in the county a certain
crossroads, where a patient teacher
struggles daily with the develop
ment of the young idea. One morn
ing she was giving the school a les
son in geography.
“What is a cataract?” she asked.
There was absolute silence in re
sponse, and she explained the mean
ing of the word.
“What is a cape ?”
This was better. One of the chil
dren knew it was a point ’ ”and jut
ting out into the water.
“What is a strait?”
Over in the corner a hand went
up. “I know, teacher,” said a small
boy.
“Well, what is it ?”
“It beats three of a kind,” was
the triumphant answer.—Washing
ton Post.
i
DRIVEN TO DESPERATION.
Living at an out of the way place,
remote from civilization, a family ii
often driven to desperation in case of
Incident, resulting in Kurus, Cuts.
1 Wounds, Ulcers, etc., lay in a supply
jof Bucklen’s Arnica Salve. lt,’s the
best on earth. 25c. at W. A. Wright.
! druggist.
M. Witte Knew too nnuen.
During M. Witte’s journey over
the Siberian railway the engineer
who accompanied him so arranged
that certain sections of the line
were to be traveled over by night.
M. Witte, suspecting something
wrong, stopped the train at a small
atation and continued his journey
the next morning. His suspicions
were verified. He found the line
badly built, temporary bridges in
stead of permanent .structures, and
the stations not yet built.
L. L L
LAMAR’S LEMON LAXATIVE
is just what you want for a
SPRING MEDICINE.
m|T if you are troubled with CONSTIPATION,
I | INDIGESTION, HEADACHE, OR DIS
ORDERED LIVER. It is purely Vegetable; a pleasant
Liver Tonic, and will do you good all the time.
Price, 50c a Bottle.
For Sale by all Druggists
Lamar. Taylor & Riley Drug Cos.,
Proprietors,
Macon,
ms majesty’s Preference.
Royal Chamberlain —And when
your majesty Bteps forth the people
will all cry out, “Hail! hall to the
king!” Will that be his majesty’s
royal pleasure?
King (reflectively)—l suppose
that is proper and according to
Hoyle, but 1 think what the country
needs is a good, long, steady reign.
—Baltimore American.
The Play’s the Thing.
“I’m determined,” said the ama
teur playwright, “to produce this
play at my own expense.”
“Well, well,” remarked Crittick,
“most people don’t enjoy jokes of
that sort.”
“Jokes of what sort?”
“At one’s own expense.”—Phila
delphia Press.
Deferred Publications.
Mr. Bacon—l notice all of the
articles of that woman which are
now appearing in this magazine are
about things which happened years
and years ago.
Mrs. Bacon—Perhaps she gave
the articles to her husband to mail.
—Yonkers Statesman.
His Badly Chosen Phrase.
“Don’t you think that young
Hunker wants to marry Miss Dol
lyers for her money?” asked Ho
jack.
“I think so,” replied Torndik. “I
heard him say that he loved her
for all she waß worth.” —Judge.
Reply to “A Marital Lament.'’
When you linger at the office, don't you
think that It 1h due
To your wife to let her know about wbat
time you will be through?
I don't wish to be exacting.
But It'D J nut a bit distracting
When dinner’* long been ready to be
waiting, dear, for you.
Of coui'xe I greet you smiling, an Indeed
why should I not?
You've been away all day from home and
slaving such a lot!
llut wln n we dine at 7.
And you're not home till 11,
You can hardly blame me, dearie. If the
dinner Ifsn't hot.
When tolling for your family with energy
mibllme.
To be kept In at the office, to be sure, la
not a crime.
But- not to prena unduly—
Will you tell me, dearie, truly.
Are you aura II was the office that de
tained you all the time?
—New York Times.
THAT THROBBING HEADACHE
Would quickly leave you, if you lined
Dr. King's New Life Bills. Thousand*
of sufferers luive proved their match
less merit, for sick and nervous head
aches. They make pure blood and
build up your health. Only 25 cents,
money hack if not cured. Hold by W.
A. Wrignt, druggist.
1 hßvT> Ti ___ Jim Dumps young wife while yet
I .K a bride
■ yBEk Some biscuits made with greatest pride.
, 5‘ M Jim looked with fear upon the food,
■p J \ But to a bride one can’t be rude.
[fryF—i “ Let’s eat ‘ Force ’ first, dear, ’tis my
”*"* It saved the life of “ Sunny Jim.”
“Force”
The I'.eatly to-Scrvi; Cereai
when in doubt,
All “Bunny Jims" Row. J
“In our household ‘Force’ Is a* fa- jN ■ f/] I
miliar and welcome a ‘Sunny Jim,’ and \ JJJ j
that's saying a good deal, for we are all I ' j
His Nose Burst Into Flames.
A man was walking along thw
Boulevard St. Michel, Paris, one day
recently and stopped to light a cig
arette. Suddenly his nose burst into
flames, which spread to his beard.
A crowd assembled, while the unfor
tunate man dunced with pain until
a policeman took him to a pharma
cist’s shop, where his burns were
treated. An examination of ther
nose showed that it was made of cel
luloid, the unscrupulous dealer who
sold it having foisted it on his cli
ent instead of the horn uose, which
md been prescribed. —New York.
Medical Journal.
Bhe Never Forgets.
“The empress dowager never for
gets.” This is her constant boast.
She is still possessed with the one
idea of obtaining revenge on the
barbarians of the west. Hence we
are now informed from a reliable
quarter that she is having her Mant
•hoos secretly enrolled and has 30,-
000 men divided into a number of
regiments and half regiments—to
avoid the notice of outsiders—who
are assiduously drilled and have
been armed with the most modem
weapons. North China News*
Shanghai.
An Insinuation.
First Ballet Girl—Of course yow
will not believe it, but n matt once
killed himself for love of me.
Second Ballet Girl—Oh, 1 don’t
doubt it. Grandmother told ine that
men used to do that 6ort of thing io
her girlhood days.—Chicago Newa,
* OUTGREW HIS SKIN. "
Joseph Powell, thirteen years old,
whose home is in New Albany, Ind.,
has grown twelve inches in height
in the last six months and broken
his skin, which did not increase in
size at a rate as fast as that of the
rest of the body. During some of
the time that the boy v.ai growing,
lie was at the point of death front,
typhoid fever. That lie was ('row
ing was first noticed when ho corn
plained that, his cot was too short.
Slid he had to be placed on a bed.
Jfe became emaciated, and there waa
not n pound of flesh oa his bones.
A turn for the better • and the
boy began to improve, ilis :-l;iu did
not grow so fast as the cones, and
the flesh began to erack and sep
arate, particularly on the arms and
legs, lie suffered greetly from this
stretching of the skin, which became
as tight as u drumhead and finally
burst. The breaks in lire skin are
now healing, and the physicians
♦ hi" 1 <•’ ' ,•• ■ ■* be left.