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WHAT THE WITS FIND TO SAY
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A lawyer is cited before the Bar
Associate.n for bavins; conferred up*
on hie yellow dog the name of a bro
ther advocate.
“Shy’ the President of the
“how could you carry
||pMr your unprofessional and <1 is—
animosity as to commit
an act?”
your pardon,’’-replies the
Reused, “but the name 1 have call
fed my dog by is not. the name of my
Beamed brother. They write their
Barnes differently!”
• Response of a gilded youth to one
of his frienda who has just auueunc
ed formally his approaching mar
riage:
“I should like to be able to con
jgratulate you both, but, you see, a?
Rio not know the lady I can’t con
■ ■ Rotiously congratulate you, while
know you I cant conscienti
ously congratulate the lady.”
' Disgusted spectator at the seven
hundredth performance of the music,
al success of the day:
“I don’t wonder that the piece has
been a success. Why, it is a mere
farrago of popular airs! Any one
could make a hit of that sort if he
only to#k the trouble.”
“Waiter bring me a good rautton
chop.“
“Yes, sir. Lucky you spoke, sir
as we have one mutton-chop
left in the house, sir. (Returns af-
Er ten minutes.) “Oh, beg par
on s : r; but your mutton-chop”
“Yes my mutton-chop—coufound
t, why isn‘tit ready?“
“Beg pardon; the cats
have run away with-®-last oue in the
house.” A g
“Confound the cats, tout ®’ll#get
square with them yet. * Here bring
me some jugged hare!”
Apropos of the rivalry between the
explorers of Central Africa, they tell
a story of the traveller and Oriental
iet, de Saulcy, who ouce upon a time
name upon a ruined city in a foreign
land which he fondly believed had es
caped all previous discoverers.
To his horror, however, he found
inscribed on a stone the name ot a
hated rival, above tfmswords, “I was
here in .1836*” W
! “I was here before yM.“ wrote
the disgusted explorer, tßinu>hant-.
ly, and on his way re^ng,
“Between the ages of twenty and
thirty,“ says a cynical philosopher,
‘‘love is an event; thirty
and forty, it is an 4R?ide after
forty, it is an incident. “ I
A genfdbman conversing with *
R*oup of ladies concerning anKab
■it beauty of thirty at the wery
remarks:
R “How handsome she must haye
Reen.“
m The word3 are greeted with sym
pathetic murmurs, and he continues
Rn prudently:
■ “And for that matter sh% is so yet!
R A glacial silence eusues, with a fe-
Perish fluttering of fans.
The culprit, while the executioner
bids the tonsorial artist make haste
about it, is handed over
r-1 ber to have his hair cut off so as to
expose no obstruction to the fall of
the axe.
At the end of*the operation the bar
fber leans obsequiously forward and
asks politely:
“Shampoo, sir? Oh, I beg your
pardon —1 forgot. Shampoo it af
wards, sir, if you desire, though.’ 4
DR W. T. PARK.
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Executor’s Sale-
Bv virtue of aa order from the court of Or-li
i narV or Pike county and the will of Malaelii Bus
. sey,' will be sold before the court hous" door in
Kebulon on the first Tuesday in December next.
Kill the land of said Malaelii Bussey deceased, eon
Klstintj of lots land So. 43 and M In the sth Ibs
fcet of Pike county. To be sold in lots of fifty
■ieres. terms made known on day o F Y
& Executor MALACIiI BUSSEY.
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JOHN KEELEY, “
•‘The Leader of Low Prices,”
Has added on to his already Mammoth Concern still another store room, making his store the largest room
SOUTgJPJF PHILADELPHIA.
He shows an acre and a half of floor crammed and jammed full of Dry Goods. Nothing like it South
HIStf’ALL STOCK IfS* NOW IN.
fflS /[SSOHYpE/if IS COftpLEJE. ffis PRICES HHE JtjE Lowesj.
His New Millinery and Cloak Rooms will anything in this State for beauty and convenience.
1100 Running Feet of Counter devoted to the sale ofDry Goods 1
125 Feet Counter devoted to the sale of Shoes !
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struction, with outfit. sio.eo. Instruct
those already provided with outfit. $5.00.
The Golden PoSmton Grape.
Is the flavored, hardiest and most
productive white grape UnMM
States. In lermsan(ld||jj*ipilu^^H^^
Sherjffs Dlbember.
Will bewold before the Court. Hotßc door In the
town of Zebulon on the first Tuesday in Decem
ber next between the legal hours of sale the fol
lowing described property to wit:
Lot of land No. 146 in the 9th district of Pike
county, containing 202acresJjpiore or less.
Levied on as the property ot J jßiilner, by vir
tue of a common law tl fa issuejrfrom Pike Supe
rior Court In favor Beck and JII M%diell
Executors of W 1) deceased, against
J J Milner. out by plaintiff
and written notice defendant in posses
sion. 99w5t53.08
Also, at the same time and place the south half
of lot of land No. 103, in the 2nd district of Pike
county, containing
on as the property or virtue
Lot two ff fas issued rmurt of
•Uke county, one m co
aß|ki.st Jonathan Davis, w
against I V and
ProßtU- pointed out by Jonathan DafBBBB
• 97vv.)f5w.24
Alsojwthe same time and place, fifty acres of
land, It being part of lot No, 101 In the 3rd dis
trict of originally MougHtaUke county;
bounded on the nurfliEPßßHPn the east
by Farley 7, on tbe south by Mrs. Green’s land.and
on the west by T j Baird. Levied on as the prop
erty of James W Willis by virtue of a common
lawfi fa Issued from the County Court of Pike
county In favor of W J Kincaid against James W
WifUs- 100w6t53.35
Also, at the same time and place, two-sevenths
undivided interest in acres of land In Dri
ver’s district of Ga, being compos
ed of parts of lots 88, 251, 230, 23iAanB 218,
bounded as follower Commencing at
west corner on Birch creek, adjoining n^^Bds
(of John W Reid, thence due south to public Aid
ading from Hall's bridge to Zebulon, theßce
est along said road to a certain stake, thelbe
ie west to a field south oi the house, paMlHel
Ith a certain cross fence across the
road to John B Wests, yard
field, Including the grave the line be
tween the lands of A J Wright and the estate of
Henry Jones, thence north to the starting point,
Levied on as the property of John T Jones and A
B sones, and as their interest in sa ; d lands as
heirs at law of Henry Jones, by virtue of five fl
ras issued from Justice Court 580th district G. M.
cf said county, in favor of J c Freeman. Execu
tor, <fcc., uaAtt John T and A B Jones. Tenants
in in writing and levy made
by J P lawful constable, in and for Dri
ver’s DIT 242W5t55.10
Also, afthe same time and place, 125 bushels
of corn, more or less. Levied on as the nmjairty
ty of Samuel A. PaMpn. to satisfy a
rant issued from Jtrei ice Court 534th
M. ef Pike county, in favor oi W M llarris^^B
Also at the same time and place, one bm of
cotton, 3,000 pounds seed cotton,more or less, un
gathered; 1,200 i>oun(k> seed cotton, more or less,
gathered; 125 bushel "oats, more or less 50 bush
els corn, more or less, one patch sugarcane, iouo
pounds fodder, 75 bushels cotton seed, one set
plow gear and one plow stock, one cooking stove
and fixtures for same, and one cotton planter.
Levied on s the property of J D Moore to satisfy 7
a distress warrant for rent issued from the Jus
tice court 53srd district. U. M. in favor of G. £.
Huguley. 124w5t54.16
Also, at the same time and place, one bale of
cotton, weighing 4o pounds and now in the
ware house of Stafford, Blalock & Cos. Levied
on as the property of John W Yajjlough. to sat
isfy a common law fi fa issued fuK the County
Court of Pike county, iu favor &fßc ABF Wv
ly -ft V 651T5t52,27
Oober 21st, 1882.
\^P,BUSS|^fcheriff,
'
piv
and
g|V?-d on record said
J. Allen had been, prior to of
'said Thomas J Allen, incumbered by a
and that tlic youngest child will at
majority until tne year isso, and
has passed into his; hands as dmin
that he desires to lie dismissed from
istrator ol said estate. Tills Is therefore to cite
all persons concerned, heirs and creditors to
show cause, if any they can,why said administra
i tor should not be discharged from his adminis
tration and receive letters; of dismission, on the
first Monday in January, 1883.
HARRY WELLS, Ordinary.
Sheriff’s Sales of Mortgaged ProptMf
On the first Tuesday In December next., will be
sold be;ore the court house door in the town *of
Zebalon, Pike county, Ga., between the lawii
hours oAsale and to the highest and best bidß
lot No 36 in the 2nd district of Pike cowP
ty, winded on the west by Holsey & Smith, and
on the east and south by Gresham, containing
202 acres, more or less. Levied on as the prop
erty of A. F. Starr, by virtue of a mortgage Ifc
Issued from Pike Superior Court In favor of W.
R Murphey &Cos against A F Starr. 34w5t5.14
Also, at the same time and place, one fourth ©f
lot of land No 99 in the 2nd district of Pike coun
ty, bounded on the north by lands of Mrs Starr 4
ou the east by lands of Austin Davis, on the
south by lands of Elijah Martin and on the west
by lands of John E Wilson, containing acres
more or less. Levied on as the of Jon
athan Davis, by virtue of a
from Pike Superior Court in favor ofßrooks #
Mills against Jonathan Davis.
Also, at the same time and place, jJBBes JR
land, it being part of lot No. ltn in rd
trlct of originally Monroe now Pike
bounded on the north by E C Aiken on the <9l
oy Farley, on the south by lands of the wuHS
Green and on the west by T J Baird. Lei
as the property of James W Willis, by
a mortgage ii in issued from Pike Superior 9& c i
in favor of Bioodworth, Hunt A Cos against jBI
w Willis. 111w5t53.21
Also, at tbe same time and place, fifty acres
more or less, it being tbe southwest fourth f
lot No 33 in the 3rd district of Mfginally Monro*
now Pike county. Levied on aßthe property oi
W R Howe and by virtue of and to satisfy a
mortgage fi fa issued lrom Pike Superior Cour
In favor of Charles F Stubbs against W R Howe
Property pointed out and tenant in possesslo
W. P. BUSSEY. Sheriff. 1
Policies Paid in Thirty Days!
Absolutely Safe.
TlllEN 111 WOMEN’S
Mill Relief Associali.
OF ATLANTA, 6^l
ssues policies 0M2.000 in class C,J2.000 in class T>
and In class D class 2. $75 per Booth, in this
class holders of certificates can marry in
30 DAYS!
after the certificate has been issued.
The oldest aud only company chartered in
Fulton count y.
See local agent or address,
Men & Women's Mutual Relief A ssocl&tioa.
Cor. Broad and Hunter Sts,. Atlanta, Ga,
OCtl2
Adißmistrator’B Sale.
ALL person? having demand? against the es
tate of Samuel G. Slade, deceased, are re
quired to M|sent them to me properly attested
and ail indebted to said deceased axe
herebnotified to make immediate payment,
augll-tr j. w. MEANS. Administrator.
Local Law-
Notice is hereby given that appiicaiion wiil bo
made to the next General Assembly to pass a
bill appropriating hair the proceeds ot the coun
ty court to tfce county Treasure for the purpose
of defraying the general expenses of the county.
d®? at borne. Samples werthss
<i"rrtA:. Address Strusot c Cos.. Ppt-
L&nd, Maine. marl