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. “imit Picture V filll • \ Stair" It is n duty of the kidneys to rid tho blood of uric acid, an Irritating poison that is con stantly forming in side. When tho kid neys fail, uric acid causes rheumatic .attacks, headache, RESOURSEFUL. Ho Had a Name. Patrick, lately over, was working in the yards of a railroad. One day he happened to bo in the yard office when the force was out. Tho 'tele phone rang vigorously several times and he at last decided it ought to be aonswered. He walked over to tho in-, strument, took down the rocolver and put his mouth to tho transmitter, just ns he had seen others do. “Hillo!" he called. “Hello,” answered the voice at'the other end of the line. "Is this eight- slx-one-flve-nlne?" “Aw, g'wan! Phwat d’ ye t'ink 01 am? A box car?” In tho club they were comparing the resourcefulness of their wives in diffi cult social situations. The man who Hves in a Harlem flat had been a good listener, but he Anally found an open ing. “YeB,” said he, “my wife Isn’t bad at that sort of thing. We were having some people to luncheon on Sunday last spring, and JUBt at an hour when all the delicatessens were closed she discovered that she needed Borne mus tard and didn’t have a grain of It In the kitchen. And she isn’t the sort that will borrow from people next door that she doesn’t know. It was a bad flx, all right. But she got mus tard enough.” “Went to the delicateBBen man’s house and routed him out, I suppose?" suggested, a member from the Bronx. "Not much. Just went to the medi cine closet, got down a box of ready made mustard plasters, put ’em to soak, and squeezed enough of the hot stuff off.” "Good night,” said the man from the Bronx. attacks, headache, pw •dizziness, gravel, \ rfijSSlv r” urinary troubles, l" AEratl I weak eyes, dropsy ^ A or heart disease. v r\ Doan's Kidney RiStim Vi. I 1 Pills help the kid- / i ~ I'i \ ^ J . I neys fight off uric ; [ "'-tall acid—b ringing A V new strength to weak kidneys, and ' relief from backache and urinary His. A KENTUCKY CASE. Mrs. K. P. Ward, 713 Churoh St, Bow ling Green, Ky„ says: "1 suffered terri bly from my kidneys and had awful r ains In my back. I had run down to 09 pounds and was rapidly growing worse. Doan's Kidney Pills helped mo from the first and I steadily Improved. I now weigh 126 pounds and feel better than before In years.” Get Doan's at Any Drug Store, 80s a Bos DOAN'S K £iVis Y FOSTER. MILBURN CO.. Buffalo. New York HAVE. SNAKE DESIGNS POINT TO BE REMEMBERED ABOUT DRESS ACCESSORIES. . Ornamental Handbags, for One Thing, Called For by the Season’s Styles, May Be Easily and Cheaply Made at Homo. PROOF POSITIVE. The variations of fashion are no where more noticeable than In the ac cessories of dress. Each season Bhows a great amount of thought given to the small details which combined pro duce a perfect costume. The en tire effect of a handsome Imported gown can be lost.if the handbag does not harmonize with It. iTo be ■ cr ctly modish, one must cairy handbags to match each gown. This Is an expensive luxury to th,e wbman who has to purchaSe-.eVery ar ticle of clothing; but to the clever, needlewoman, who Is the envy of her les^ talented sisters, it only means fas cinating handwork to bo done at odd moments. Many of tho most expensive handbags can be dupllqajwl. at little expense. Moire, yelyqt ...audv.i’Boft leather, if Jeweled, braidedtiJr .Em broidered at, liqtpe, popjjjaj/j. ver-p.Sfa-- vdrably with* those sold’,ip .the exclu sive shops.- , ' .From one. of the oldest and best known Jewelers.on the Rue de la Pali come the attractive models- Illustrated here. Old rose velvet, is used to fashion the braided bag. The sample design Agents wanted In every town to sell tho Great Queen Broom and Winner lino of bruuhes. Tho best proposition-tot* agontn. Ladles very successful. Easy, permanent, pay ing. Warren Brush Company, Cincinnati, O. JOHN I.. THOMPSON SONS & CO.,Troy, N.Y. What She Meant. “So you think I Bmoke too much?” he asked, Just to keep up a conversa tion that seemed to be languishing. /‘Not at all;' A small boy doesn’t, find., it very amusing to do the things his parents are willing to let him do. r . she answered, not very skillfully concealing a yawn. ‘ “Vou said you thought so.” + “'Pardon me. I don’t think you are smoking too much.” "Didn’t you say that. I’d die If I didn’t cut it down?" . “Yes—that’s what I said.” It took him a long time to get it, and then he was quite angry. DOES YOim HEAD ACIIEf Try Hicks' OAPDDINE. It’.s liquid—pleas ant to take—effects UnmedlatS—good to prevent Sick Headaches and Nervous Heudaches also* Your money back tf noteattstied. 10c., 85c. and'-ft EOc. at medicine stores. Auv. ■* f. Made-to-Order Kind. ' ’ ‘My wife is always bringing home Bronson—I noticed your wife sitting by the window sewing this morning. I thought you told me yesterday she was ill. Woodson—So she was, but today she’s on the mend. —„ uuiuu so much toothpowder,”-complained V man the other day to a friend; “It’s' a waste of money...As fqr me I just: take the bathtub cleanser and scrub my. teeth.” The pair were walking down Chest- Dangerous Ground. It was in the church yard. The morning sun shone brightly and the dew was still on the grass. “Ah, this Is the weather that makes thing's spring up;"- remarked.the passerby casually to an old gentleman seated .on a bench. “Hush," replied the old gentleman. 'T.ve got three wives burled here.” Dearly Bought Slumber. Each night he went to bed quite full And seemed to think that plan the best; Although next morn he might feel dull. He always got a full night’s rest. nut street and his companion stopped In amazement. “What! Doesn’t It hurt your teeth and gums, too?” he exclaimed almost In horror. ’ll "No." came back the surprising re ply. "You see they’re the kind you buy at the dentist’s.” (Photo, by Underwood & Underwood, N. Y.) Beautiful embroidered evening stock ings are now the rage In Paris'. The photograph shows Milady’s stockings embroidered with a snake. Green and blue beads give the shimmering ef fect of ‘the twining reptile, while the b6dy Is embroidered ini olive"silk." Equal to the Occasion. “We Insist,” said the’ suffragist speaker, her eyes flashing Are, “that we women have a natural and Inalien able right to say who shall govern us, as men have!” r ~ “Pooh! Pooh!” exclaimed a rough looking man In the audience. “Which only 'shows,” rejoined the suffragist, her stern features soften ing Into a smile, “how true the scrip tures are In saying that the pooher we have always with us.” HUBBY GOT IT. HIS SUGGESTION, when 'working on 'dark materials, ' to wear a light-colored apron and spread !a white cloth--on ■ the work table. If you are working by an artificial light-, a wtiltp gloth on tlje table will be found ■ to Increase the' light' to . an appreciable extent; thus the strain on the eyes will not be so great. On the other hand, if you are ’work ing on white or very light-colored ma terials, a dark cloth thrown over the lap will reduce the strain on the eyes. If needles having elongated eyes are used, they will be easier to thread than those with round eyes. When, the eyes become very tired, you will find relief in looking out of the win dow at a distant view, or at a picture at, a distant view, or ashrdbrdlhrluu of- a landscape that has distance in it —-down a long road shaded with over hanging trees dr over the hills to dis tant mountains. Leaning the head back, against tho chair and peering the eyes, with a 6b|d\compiiss Will often relieve eyq- straln and ftyd' ! hoaddblie, wfiich - is the result'mf sewing Str fl’no materials or intricate ctittshery in flue lace making I?her&. the'crochet hook is used. : ’ Take care of your eyes; they , are: your ..bdst ‘friends; -for; what ..would you ,^o jf.io.u .should Ipsp yovr-Bieht?”... -. - Would Never Do. An actor, being unable to find work on the stage and needing his meals, finally obtained the promise of a con ductor’s job on the street ear lines. “When do I report?" “At 4 a. m. sharp,” said the man ager. /’’Shades of Booth!” exclaimed the Thespian. ‘*1 couldn’t stand such hours. The fines would offset the sal ary. Why, I’d be late for rehearsal every day." ' sign. Strands of them form the fringe. Gray:satin Is used to line this bag. it is cacried- with a short but heavy cord of dark green silk. A novelty bag formed of a'strip of corbeau-blue moire silk, would appeal to any wom an. . Silver gray taffeta forms the lining and silver tassels adqrn the bot tom. This .bag Is attached to a clasp of dull, silver and carried ^by,.means of a Wifey—I want to get , a big effect with my , new spring gown, dear. Hubby—Don’t worry, darling; you’ll get it all right in the bill. Remembers Watch Faces. “Ah! an old friend," said the pawn broker, as the young man handed him his watch. “I never hocked that watch before,” declared the young man. “Maybe you have not, but somebody has.” “How do you know it’s the same timepiece?” -"Bechuse I have an excellent £r>n ory for faces.” Wifey—Henry, what shall I give up during Lent? ; Hubby—Well, Grace, I wish you would give up coaxing me for an auto, but I know you won’t. silver cord. The same Jeweler is showing old fastyflijed Jiandbags- of black inoire 'an tique-with .clasps of plqtinum/studded with' jewels ih r an elaborate flljjgrep de-. sigii:-;-Thdfie'clasps -caii-he purchased at aja^/shop and- cover a- Wide rttirgem? prices. Handbags are always accept*- Model An Exclusive Noise. No more he looketh all forlorn, His heart Is filled with Joy and mirth; Tho squawking of his auto horn . Is'like no other sound on earth. Breakfast —has charming flavour-and wholesome nourishment—^ c - A-Contradiction. -•'“There is one thing queer in Brit- |Ti>- -ish' politics.’’ What’s that?” .//‘They bring out their whips for their o5?n party when they want to beat the other one.” Poems. Without Rhyme. “Look, Louis! - What beautiful hats! How cute they are—real poems!” “What a shame that rrij pockets have np rhymes for such poems!”— Sucescds (Santiago, Chili). Sea8$|Vf5»i$t|Xle8 Call -for .ftn1»expendl- ;ture * 4? "-a Strain on lffhe '*'* • vtnPopkot Book. ■ '■■■■ ... ./Never wjthl^recoUes.ti.qii.bave k vje<- ..faped "more"-/lmer|ully/'tUe pi^ippect of. IW^rmer 'clothes/f^r‘/furs'’are So. at; •tractive tills seabdii/tliiii we' welcome. . Broke the Monotony. “Yegterday.’’ complained the Sunday' s'chpol 'superintendent, “you boys sat through a twelVe-lnnfng game and you showed no signs of uneasiness. Yet here you cannot listen to me for thirty minutes without becoming restless. I can’t understand why the ball game receives more perlous attention.” “Because,” came In a stage whisper from a seat of, husky boys, "they change pitchers occasionally.”—Judge. GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS. nble gifts. Any of your friends would appreciate a remembrance - of..this, kind.- ' Dainty opera and -fan-. Bags ’ can be made with little difficulty and furnish delightful work for the woman who en joys plying her needle. ..cold'weather. Ermln'e^lc&ks/rimmed with harrow lines '6f slcuttk' or‘bear prove quite singularly seductive, while among the less hardy type of wrap much significant emphasis Is laid on a'miiigllng of broche-velvet, mousse line de sole and fur. Several very sensational efforts, too, have been launched In fur fitments, but so far the Parisienne does not seem to favor the merely fur trimmed muff, brobdlngnaglan affairs In costly skins appealing to them, as more lux uriously Impressive. Among the nov elties Is a deep cape of pelerine of fur, with one long stole end to be flung over the shoulder at-will. A notably strong feeling also ob tains for flat, square or round collars of fur as a permanent equipment to . habllleo costume coatB, while anything resembling a Dlrcctoire cut exacts the ;up.and- doWn cqllar,'opening In front, ‘an -adjunct that workg .out with'par ticular suciesfi'In- such -pelts as er All the Luxuries. "In our country poor people have luxuries. They wear good, clothes and you will frequently see them at the theater sitting In seats just as good rs, those of the' rich." "Sure. I know a landlady who bought her daughter a minor cojjnt for his board and lodging." one of the ideal foods,'/ ' ' As made into' Post Toast ies, it is most attractive to the palate. “The Memory Lingers" Sold by grocers—. Packages 10 ancj 15 cts. Too Close Application to Very Fine Sewing li Something Always to Be Avoided. If there'is'much sewing to do—and at this season of the -year there is generally piles of It—the seamstresd^ dressmaker, or, mother of a large fam ily, as tho case may be, should take care thpt her eyes "are not Btrained or allowed to become overtired by clode application! to the stitching of seams, working of buttonholes and the thou sand other tasks that arfe.* necessary When dressmaking Is being done. For that reason, always be careful, Knew 8he’d Be Caught. “You think she loves you?” T ■ "I am sure of it. She told me last night that l might have a kiss If I could catch her.” .; /But unless she, permitted you • to catch—” ''. “IJiih! Sho‘hutf on a hobble skirt!” Vivian—Isn’t It bitter oold, dear? Violet—Terrible. My lips are al most frozen. Vivian—And where are you going? Violet—Oh! I am going, down to got an ice cream soda. Come on and go. Postum Cereal Battle Geek, Mich.