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ALWAYS
CALL FOR A CIGAR
BY ITS NAME
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means more than
any other name
BROWN bands good for presents
•: Largest Seller In tee World.”
PERFECTLY TRUE.
Hamlet Fatt—The hypocricy of
*ome people is disgusting. Now Rnn
tington goes around saying that his
% ife is an angel, when everybody
knows that he married her for her
money.
Yorick Hamm—Well, she’s an angel
just the same. Ain’t she backing
Rantington’s tour ?
Lady Marjorie Bruce, after a visit
to this country, says American men
are the most kind and. courteous in
the world.
WISE PAPA.
Dorothy —Papa, the piano must be
■tuned in time for the reception to
night.
Father—Nonsense. Play something
from Wagner, and they won’t know
the difference.—Philadelphia Bulletin,
ALL DEPENDS.
Nordv—Say, they wouldn’t let m\*
friend, Sadkins, register. An outrage,
wasn't it?
Butts—I don’t know whether it was
an outrage or not. What ticket did
he want to vote?
WORTH WINNING.
'Did you win anything on the elec
tion?”
‘ Yes. The gratitude of a man who
wanted to bet me $50 it wouldn’t come
out as it did.”—Chicago Record-He>'
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Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of p
warning symptoms will soon) prostrate a
woman. She thinks woman’s safeguard is
Lydia p? Pinfeham f s Vegetable Compound*
£C Bear Mrs. Pinkham: Ignorance and neglect are the eause o f
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untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the
chance of a cure. I did not heed the warnings of headaches, organic
Pains, and general weariness, until I was well nigh prostrated. I knew 1
had to do something’. Happily I did the right thing. I took Lydia L.
hinkham’s Vegetable Compound faithfully, according to directions,
and was rewarded in a few weeks to find that my aches and pains dis
appeared, and I again felt the glow of health through my body, bmea
1 oave been well I have been more careful, I have also advised a nnm oe
of niy sick friends to take Lydia E. Pinkliam’s Vegetable Com- j
Pfund, and they have never had reason to be sorry. lours very truly,
J Ir s. May Fairbanks, 216 South 7th St., Minneapolis, Minn. (Mrs- barr
hanks is one of the most successful and highest salaried travellings e
women in the West.)
When troubled with irregular, suppressed orpai n f nlrnen strii
at'-on, women are ulceration oi \the womb, that
bearing-down weakness, leucorrhcea, displacement of the or backaehe, bloating (or
feeling, inflammation ovaries, prostration
flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous or are
beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness lassitude,
ability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, ‘ all-gone there is
Lee<J « o.ce remori Eeiuse to buy »ny other mea.cme, for you
the best.
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cS'by dfsplacemlntof 1 I had
tiie womb. a
freauent desire to urinate, and it was very pain- the
ful, and lumps of blood would pass with
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womb into its proper |
medicine drew my well. I never leei
iilace and then I was housework
any pain now, and can do my M ,
with ease .’’—Mrs. Alice Lamon, Kmcaid, s.
No female ills i L n wor ld has received
such other medicine for endorsement.
widespread and unqualified her for advice.
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick women to write
She has thousands to health. Address, T Ly > Mass.
guided and signature*of
$5000 above FORFEIT toatunoalals, lf we which c . a ’> n , 0 ‘^tfeTr wifi v .With nrodnee riiik.htti5*f<'vdU afwo’.uto’t-diuineness. tbe original lne letter* c Co., Lynn, Mm6» , I
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Irrigation in Dakota.
A proposition is now on foot to
! SlLm irri
PBrtS ° f North Dakota «nd
ta ei n .Montana whereby the
| Te D ettllr govern
PUt irrlgati ° n «»•!■ anti
| t the settlers are to pay $25
the an acre for
service, payable in ten annual in
i stallments of S2.50 each.
i State o- Ohio, City of Toledo i
1 Lucas County Sts
\ ■ seal. [ber,A.i). l 1886 . A.W. Oeeason, cem
facLoft Hall’s Catarrh C y s? th Cu ° re bi is °° taken J aud inSflly^and cous’sur>
races of the he mu
system. Send for testimonials,
Hold h. i' druggists, n Cheney 75c. * Co., Toledo, 0.
To. Take Hall s Family Pills for
constipation.
The Deal Egotist.
>. lather, said the small boy, “what
is an egotist?”
“An egotist, my son, is a man who
has the impudence to think he knows
more than you do, instead of giving
you credit for knowing more than he
does.”—Washington Star.
THE FEMININE INTELLIGENCE.
ti Why don’t you insist being the
on
head of the house?”
I am the head of the house,” an
swered Mr. Meekton resolutely. “But,
as Henrietta says, a head is no good
without brains.”—Washington Star.
TAKING CARE OF THE PENNIES.
Pincher—I believe in that old saying
about taking care of the pennies. You
know it, don’t you?
Spenders—Oh, yes. “Take care of
the pennies and the dollars will take
care of your heirs.”—Philadelphia
Press.
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AMONG THE GUNS.
The Shotgun—Here! You can’t
rote here. Get out.
The Rifle—Why can’t I vote here,
hey?
The Shotgun—Because you’re a re
peater! Git!
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FRENCH.
'To speak the French tongue isn’t hard,
Most, any live man can command it;
The trouble,” said he, “that I find
Is making the French understand it.’*
^-Modern Society.
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APPLAUSE,
Bashful A liber—“What would yoj
lay if I kissed you?”
Maiden—“Well, considering it's you,
l would say ‘bravo.’ ”—Chicago Jour
ual.
SHE KNEW BETTER,
He—“Yes. he's interested in one oi
! these wildcat mining companies. • *
She—“What a joker you are! Don’t
you suppose I know that you don’t
have to mine for wildcats?”—Philadel
phia Press.
AT GORY GULCH.
‘‘I heard tk»t some o’ tk’ boys start
ed sliootin’ at the ball last night.
Whut wuz the trouble?”
“No trouble,” said Piute Pete. “Some
guy told ’em that it wu; goin’ to be a
bang UP affair.”
EASILY PLEASED THEN.
Nell—“So their engagement is off?”
Belle—“Yes. She says he was too
bard to please.
Nell—“That’s funny. He must have
changed since he proposed to her.”—
Philadelphia Ledger.
HIS RESENTMENT.
The Judge—“You called him a liar,
did*you? How did he take it?”
The Colonel—“He agreeably sur
prised me, sub, by acting like a perfect
gentleman. He knocked me down,
sub.”—Chicago Tribune.
RICH IN EXPECTATIONS.
.. They’re comparatively rich, aren’t
they?”
“Well, I wouldn’t say ‘comparative
ly,’ but ‘relatively.’ They have a rich
uncle of whom they expect great
: things.”—Philadelphia Public Ledger.
I LYNCHED HIM.
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Stranger—“Is Pizen Pete hanging
around here?”
Bad Mike—“No, they cut him down
yesterday.”—Hartford (Conn.) Com - -
ant.
THE LIMIT.
He—“I don't think your brother John
likes me. if
She—“Oh, I am sure he does, Why,
he told me to-day you were a regular
brick; be went further, iu fact, and
said you were a regular gold brick.”—
Philadelphia Ledger.
DISCOURAGING REPORT.
Is your boy getting along well a^
college this year?”
“He was until a few days ago, when
he sprained one of bis ankles, and now
he tells me he's likely to be off the
regular team for tbe rest of tbe cea
son.”—Chicago Tribune.
PROFESSIONAL CRUELTY.
The trouble,” said the dentist, as he
probed away at the aching molar with
a long, slender instrument, “is evident
dying • *
ly due to a
“Well,” groaned tbe victim, “it’s up
to you to treat the dying with a little
more respect.”—Chicago News.
THE SILVER-TONGUED ONE.
“So that’s the silver-tongued oratoi,
‘Wonder why they c« I him that?
“Because, ’* replied the weary listen
Commerd "' Trlbt “
KILLING TIME.
“They sav that little town where Di.
Carver l.ratwl is one of the healthiest
in the country.'’
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a How does the doctor kill time?”
“By searching for some means to
eradicate the germ of health.”-Cleve- !
land Plain Dealer. i 1
JUST LI KE A WOMAN.
ghc ( Ben timentally)—“Would you
dare anything to me, dear?”
He (passionately)—“Anything, dear. •» j
She (rapturously)—“Oh, what, for in- !
stance?”
He hesitated a moment and then— '
| c i SSe ,j her;
(angrily)—“How dared 3'<>n
Brooklyn Life
Wanted to Insure His Snakes.
« We have queer assignments in
our
business as well as you do in yours, * •
said a Are insurance agent to a re*,
porter. ■ Aside from soliciting busi
ness on our own hook we must at
tend to calls from persons who write
direct to the office. The other day
I was sent to a small apartment not
far from Tammany Hall. The man
who wrote opened the door himself anc
Invited me to take a chair. Just as I
was about to sit down a huge snake
uncoiled himself, dropped from the
chair to the floor with a bang and
scurried off to a basket behind the
steam heater, hissing defiance at me
as he went. To say that I was scared
but feebly expresses my feefingo.
“ ‘Don’t mind Peter,’ said the man
as calmly as though he had been
speaking cf a pet dog. ‘He won’t bite
unless you step on him. He is the soul
of good nature, Is Pete. Lie down, old
man.’
it In a rocking chair I found another
Snake. The man fold me there were
five snakes in this room, which he
used in his business as a showman.
But I could have sworn I saw fifty
of them. He noticed my nervousness
and led the way into his bedroom.
There was another snake curled up on
his bed, stupefied. It was on the sick
list and he had given it dope.
*> Yes, he wanted me to insure his
snakes. I believe the company made
some sort of a deal with him, but I
; never went back a second time.”—New
fork Press.
Margie—If you don’t quit teasing me
I’ll tell mamma and she’ll tell papa,
then papa will whip you.
Harry—Then I’ll cry and grandma
will give me some candy, and I won’t
give you any.—Chicago News.
A good many men make money not
because they have brains, but because
others haven’t, says the Birmingham
News.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first day’s use of Dr. Kline’s Great
NerveRestorer,$2trial bottleand treatise freo
Dr. R. H. Kline. Ltd., 931 ArchSt.,Phila.,Pa.
In the latest form of hospitakconstruc
tion there are no corners or angles in the
wall which may catch dust.
A Guaranteed Cure For Pile*.
Piles. Itching, Blind, will Bleeding refund or Protruding if
Ointment Druggists fails money days. Pazo
to cure in 6 to 14 50c.
A new tribe was recently discovered in
India in which contagious diseases are com
bated by killing those who are attacked.
Sirs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic, 25c.a bottle
The total quantity of peat in Sweden is
estimated to equal a supply for two centur
ies of the present coal import to that
country.
Piso’s Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of throat and lungs.—W h,
O. Endsley, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, 1900,
The dissection of human bodies by med
ical students has been practiced since B.
C. 320.
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
E druggists W. Grove’s refund signature money is if it fails box. to 25c. cure.
. on
The eldest children of two Japanese
families cannot marry.
Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s
Sanitary dru Lotion. Never orders fails. Sold by filled all
ggists, $1. Mail promptly
by Dr. E. Detchon, Crawfordsville, Ind.
As a rule it is not profitable to keep
bens over two years old.
Male Shoppers Preferred.
I - Saleswomen would rather wait up
on ten men customers than one wo
man,” said the floor manager of ex
perience. “There is no question but
men make the best and most agree
able shoppers. They know what they
want, are easily suited and are not
fussy. T'ney have a genial way that
makes them easier to satisfy than wo
men are. Their manners are not so
stiff.
< • No man ever crushes a salesgirl
with a haughty stare. Men seldom
haggle over prices. They may easily
be persuaded to buy a higher priced
article if they have the money, and
you can convince them they are get
ting their money’s worth. Men show
good taste and judgment in buying ar
ticles they know F.ttle about. Their
fondness for large sizes borders on the
ridiculous, sometimes. Shoes, gloves,
shirts—they want them all with ample
room.
“It is a pity most men seem to feel
uncomfortable and out of place in a
store. Persons who sell goods would
like to see them oftener.”—New York
ALL DONE OUT.
Veteran Joshua Heller, of 706 South
Walnut street, Urbana, 111., says: “In
the fall of 1899 after taking Doan’s
Kidney Pills I told
the readers of this
paper that they had 6 r <
relieved me of kid- Y
ney trouble, dis- ffy"
posed of a lame 3 ,
pain it
across mj toms and 41
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der blades. Dur- r 4.
in p. Tbe interval . v
which has elapsed
] had occasion
to resort to Doan’s
Kidney Pills when
I noticed warnings
of an attack. On each and every occa
sion the results obtained were just as
satisfactory as when the pills were
first brought to my notice. I just as
emphatically endorse the preparation
to-day as I did over two years ago.”
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.,
proprietors. .For sale by all druggists,
Drice 50 cents per box.
MEDICAL EXAMINER
Of the United States Treasury Recom
mends Pe-ru-na.
j 1 Another Prominent Physician Uses
| and Endorses Pe-ru-na
I D R. LLEWELLYN JORDAN, Treasury Medi
eal Examiner of the U. S.
Department, graduate of Columbia
College, and who served three years at
West Point, has the following to say of
Peruna:
“Allow me to express my gratitude
to you for the benefit derived from
your wonderful remedy. One short
mon thh a s b roughtfo rtk a vast eh'i ti ge
and I now consider myself a well
man after months of suffering, Pel
low sufferers,Peruna wilt cure you. ’ ’
A constantly increasing number of phy
sicians prescribe Peruna in their practice.
It has proven its merits so thoroughly that
even the doctors have overcome their
prejudice against so-called patent medi
cines and recommend it to their patients, in
Peruna occupies a unique only position internal
medical science. It is the
systemic catarrh remedy known to the
medical profession to-day. Catarrh, of as
every one will admit, is the afflict cause mankind. one
half the diseases which
Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one
half of the people of the United States.
* Robert R. Roberts, M D., Wash- J
J ington, D. C., writes: experience l
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J as well as that of many of my*
* friends and acquaintances who l
*have been cured or relieved of*
* catarrh by the use of Hurt man's l
* Peruna, I can confidently recoin- }
* mend it to those suffering from J
* such disorders, and have nohesl-\
j J ta t ion in prescribing it to my J
j patients.”—Robert It. Roberts. i
« *
Catarrh is a systemic disease curable
only that by systemic catarrh treatment. aim directly A remedy
cures must at
the depressed nerve centres. This is what
Peruna does.
Peruna immediately invigorates vitality the
nerve-centres which gives to the
mucous membranes. Then catarrh
pears. Then catarrh is permanently cured.
FOR ii
lue Mtcn Big Bargain
To better advertise the South’s Leading
Business College, tour scholarships are of
fered young persons of this county at less than
cost. WRITE TODAY.
GA-ALA. BUSINESS COLLEGE, Macon, Ga.
When to Shake Hands.
The question of when and how to
shake hands with gue-sts is a difficult
one. A hostess should shake hands
with every guest who comes to her
house, whether her own friend or the
friend of her friend, both on their ar
rival and departure. A young girl in
troduced to an older woman should
await the action of the elder, who, if
kindly disposed, will shake hands. Any
man presented to a woman—unless he
is decidedly elderly or distinguished—•
must wait for her to make a move
ment toward shaking hands, and when
one woman presents to another the
man who is accompanying her it is
the duty of friendship, as well as hos
pitality, for the man to be met with
a cordial handshake.—New York
News.
Paderewski is coming over again to
show us the latest style in scrambled
hair, says the Washington Post.
What Would Happen. .
i. I wonder if we should tell the little sav
age children about Santa Claus?” sairl the
missionary as Christmas approached. n
, . No,” cautioned his friend, If we do
they will expect us to distribute stockings.
A LOVELY COMPLEXION
New Fork Lady Prove* That Kvery Wo
man May Have It by CslnK
Cutlcura Soap.
Mrs. R. Reichenbfrg, wife of the well
known jeweller of 146 Fulton St., New
York, says: . • I had a friend who was just
ly proud of her complexion. When asked
what gave her such a brilliant and lovely
complexion, she replied, ‘A healthy
woman can be sure of a fine skin if she
will do as I do, use plenty of Cuticura Soap
and water.’ She insisted that I follow her
example, which I did with speedy convic
tion. I find that Cuticura Soap keeps the
skin soft, white, and clear, and prevents
redness and roughness. ft
Cause for Alarm.
Pennibus—Poor Scribbles is worried.
Inkerton—What’s the trouble?
Pennibus—He’s afraid he has lost bis
cunning as a humorist. The English maga
zines are beginning to copy his jokes.
j ! Piedmont Bari) Wire
No. 14 Wire, With TworPoint Barbs, Three
Inch eg Apart. Thu Barb* are Half aw Tong
as Common Barb Wire; It Is .Just as Effec
tive as Common Barb Wire, and Does Not
Cut Your Stock all to Pieces.
It is put up on mile reels only, and is sold by
the mile, not by the pound. We will prepay
freight and to any railroad station in Georgia, Ala
bama South Carolina, at $18.50 per mile.
(MENTION THIS PAPER.)
ANDtRSOM HARDWARE CO., Atlanta, Ga.
Ilf ANTED—In each State. Salesmen to sell
” large line Tobaceo; wdRKSCO..Penick».V». permanent Position.
CENTR.AL TOBACCO
EIPAJTSTABtTLES are the best dys
pepBia medicine ever made. A hun
^.rr ^atnS rtred millions ot them haze been sold
Rr JfX in a single year. Constipation, heart- bad
^KWlfb/ burn, sick headache, dizziness,
breath, sore throat and every Illness
arising from a disordered stomach
Bre relieved or cured by Rlpana Tab
uies. One five-cent will generally package glee ts enough relief
within twenty minutes. The seU them.
for an ordinary occasion. All druggists
as Shorthand and Type
^ Business. the whole
writing College, Louisville, Ky.,open Catalog free.
year. Students can enter any time.
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n Vl)ll ,i 0 no t derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Peruna,
write at once to l)r. • Hartman, giving will be a
full statement of your case, and he
| pleased to give you his valuable advice
j j gratis, Hartman, President of
Address Dr. Columbus,
The Hartman Sanitarium,
' Ohio.
Malsby & Co.
4| South Forsyth SI., Atlanta, da.
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Portable and Stationary
Engines, Boilers,
Saw Mills
AND ALL KINDS OF MACHINES
Complete line carried in etock for
IUMSDIA TS thipmenU
Box Machinery, LowaX Price, and B,X Tent,
Write us for catalogue, prices,
etc., before buying.
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(iantt’s Planters and Distributors
WE GUARANTEE THEM.
BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.
Write for Frlre* and Catalogue.
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GOOD POTATOES
BRING FANCY PRICES
To grow a large crop of good potatoes, the
soil must contain plenty of Potash.
Tomatoes, melons, vegetables cabbage, turnips, quanti- lettuce
—in fact, all remove large
ties of Potash from the soil. Supply
Potash
aberally by the use of fertilizers containing
not less than 10 per cent, actual Potash. \
Better and more profitable yields are sure to
follow circulars
Oil- pamphlets are not advertising
boo- ing special fertilizers, but contain valu
ah e information to farmers. Sent lree for the
asking. Write now.
GERMAN KALI WORKS
New York—93 Nassau Street, or
Atlanta, Ga.—c z'A South Bread St.
Sour Stomach
"I used Cascarets and feel like a new roan. I have
been a sufferer from dyspepsia and sour stomach
for the last two years. I have been taking medi*
cine for and other drutfs, I will but recommend could find no Cascarets relief onjy
a short time. and to
my friends as the only thing for indigestion jjood
6 our stomach and to keep the bowels in con
dition. They are very nico to eat.”
Harry Stuckley, Kaucb Chunk, P«*
Best For
^ The Bowels
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CANDY CATHARTIC
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Pleaiant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. Do Nevei Good,
Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c.
Bold in bulk. The genuine tablet stamped C C O.
Guaranteed to cure or your money back.
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or N.Y. 599
ANNUAL SALE, TEN MUCH BOXES
j sors g 31s &
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CURES WHERE ALL EL.. AILS. O'
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use a
in time. Sold by druggists. * H
consumption mm
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