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IN MEMORY
On January 3rd, 1916, the Death
Angel '■’isitcd the home of Mr and
Mrs His Henson and carried away
their little son
Little Hsmer was sick only a few
hours, and the death of the little
one brought sadness to the hearts
of the father and mother who hud
done everything that willing hands
could do to relieve the little one of
its suffering, but God saw fit
take him from his mother at
early age of seven weeks. Our dear
Saviour says we must all come as a
little child
It seems hard to part with those
we love but if we know they have
gone to rest with their Saviour we
should not grieve, and we know'
little Homer is at rest. It would
be best for some or ns if we had
died when little babes. Oh! if we
were just as pure and innocent as
tills little babe, we would not dread
death. It seems if we had some
loved one over ou the other shore
that we should strive harder to he
ready when God sees fit to take us.
On that great day of all days,
when we are all called before the
throne of God, what will our rec¬
ord he? Will it be as clean as lit
tie Homer’s?
How sad that the mother had to
give up her sweet little babe, but
Jesus said, thou lovest him, but I
love him more^ I want to trans¬
plant him in my garden, he snail
be ns a rose and shall never wither,
ai:d suffer little children to come
unto me and forbid them not, for
of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
If we could say thy will be done*
not ours.
\V* know not when the summons
may come to us to leave our lion e
on earth to go to our home over
on that bright shore
Little Homer was ax well as us¬
ual Sunday night and his mother
knew not that on the morrow her
little one would lie called away.
Neither do we know when we will
have to pay the debt all must pay
His mother awoke Monday morn¬
ing and the babe was sick, help
was summoned and every thing
that could he was done, but noth¬
ing conld have Baved him and he
onlv lived about three hours
The interment was at Mountain
town Tuesday, Rev, N. R Hogan
conducting the services. The be¬
reaved have our deepest sympathy.
The dead in Christ are only sleeping,
Tho their beds are made of clay,
They shall rise and joyful meet him.
When he comes in that great day.
We that live shall see his glory,
But the dead shall first arise.
Then together we shall hail him
King Emanuel in the skies
Oh, be robed and ready, brother,
Let us hail the mighty King,
■jinging, “Grave, where is thy victory,
And Oh, death, where is thy sting?”
0. E. H.
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CITROLAX
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SHt DONT WAKE HIM UP
I wish I was a rock sittin' on a hill,
A-doin' nothing all day long
But just a-sittin’ still.
I wouldn’t eat,
I wouldn’t sleep,
I wouldn’t even wash;
I’d just sit there a thousand
years
And rest myself, by Gosh!
—Feb. Ideal Power
CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind Yon Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of 1
Ch.ldr.in Cry
FOR FLETCHER’S
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DRADGHON’S ARMY
200,000 STRONG
This Army Is Already Equip¬
ped For Skrvick, But Many
More Are Needed.
Draughon’s Practical Business
Colleges, located in Montgomery
and fiity other “live wire” cities
have over 200,000 ex-students
holding positions throughout the
United States—an army that does
not fight with guns and bayonets,
but whose weapon is superior
business training —the kind that
wins thp battle in every-day com¬
mercial life.
The aggregate annual income of
this army—the graduates o f
Draughon’s great chain of Col
leges—at an estimated average
salary at $75 a month is §180.000,
000 -
Many recruits are needed; this
winter the demand for office help
is going to be far greater than
the supply, and both young men
and wom-n may enlist with the
certainty of a position as lieuten¬
ant at a good salary, with every
oppertunity for promotion to cap¬
tain. School is in session both
day and nigth
For catalogue giving full infor¬
mation address: H. R. Todd,
Supt. Draughun’s Business Col¬
lege, Atlanta, Ga.
Dyke
Mud! Mud! More Mud!!
The weather i s s o bad the
farmers can not get in their fields
therefore they are having clear¬
ings
Messers Homer Allen, Jim and
Less Osborn, attended the sing¬
ing at Oakland Sunday afternoon
and report a pleasant time
The Clear Creek School is pro¬
gressing nicely under the skilful!
management of Miss Emma Sim¬
mons
Wonder what boy is giving mu
sic lessons every Sunday in
fWin „
Guess what boy went to see .
best girl a few days ago and let
his mule leave him.Dont keep him
too late
The ladies are taking advantage
of leap year as we have heard of
six weddings taking place during
one Sunday. Bashful boys and
old bachlors are tickled to death
as they think they may be next
Mr. Milt Johnson, of Pike was
visiting at Dyke, Sunday
Mr. Glenn Moor, of Dyke, was
visiting at Pike Sunday
Sunbeams
WAR UPON PAIN
Pain is a visitor to every home and
usually it comes quite unexpectedly.
But you are prepared for every emer¬
gency if you keep a small bottle of
Sloan’s Liniment handy. It is the
greatest pain killer ever discovered.
Simply laid on the skin—no rubbing re¬
quired—it drives the pain away. It is
really wonderful.
Mervin H. Soister, Berkeley,
writes: “Last Saturday, af.er tramp
ing around the Panama Exposition with
wet feet, I came home with my neck
so stiff that I couldn’t turn. I applied
Sloan’s Liniment freely and went to
bed. To my surprise, next morning the
stiffness had almost disappeared, four
hours after the second application I
was as good as new. ”
March 1915. At druggists, 25c.
Dressed Beef.
Ill beef slaughtering the “dressea
weight” is about GO per cent of the
"live weight."
His Affliction.
“What makes Bill such a croaker?”
“I believe it's because he's got a frog
In his throat.”—Exchange.
Bruises, Cuts, Bums,
Sores, Wound9 and Piles
quickly healed with Arnica Salve.
It prevents infection, is antiseptic,
soothing, healing. Try H once.
Money Back If It Fails.
The Original and Genuine.
Bucklen’s
Arnica Salve
Heals the Hurt
AIJ Druggists and Dealers, 25c.
Finds Cure for Epilepsy
After Years of Suffering
"Sly daughter was aClicted with
epileptic fits for three years, the attacks
coming every- few werks. We employed
several doctors but they dkl her no
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speak too highly
of Dr. Miles’ Nervine."
MUS. FRANK ANDERSON.
Comfrey, Minn.
Thousands of children in the
United States who are suffering
from attacks of epilepsy are a
burden and sorrow to their parents,
who would give anything to restore
health to the sufferers.
Dr. Miles’ Nervine
is one of the best remedies known
for this affliction. It has proven
beneficial in thousands of cases
and those who have used it have
the greatest faith is it. It is not
a “cure-all,” but a reliable remedy
for nervous diseases. You need
not hesitate to give it a trial.
Sold by all Druggists. If the first
bottle fails to benefit your money la
returned. a
MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
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has been compelled to take a part.
No intelligent person can ignore
such issues.
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field, and tlie campaign, owing to
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t imes, will he of supreme interest
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Advt. B, S. HOLDEN.
a
year ago we
h oir d of Dr.
Miles' NeVvir.e.
and it certainly
h ja s proved, a
blessing to our
little girl. She la
now apparently
cured and i3 en¬
joying the best
of health. It Is
over a year sine*
she has had a
BE PREPARED.
The expectations of life depend
upon diligence, and the mechanic
who would perfect his work must
first sharpen his tools.
A Fluent
A fluent speaker utters between T.OOu
and S.000 wonts in an hour's uninter¬
rupted speaking.
A Definition.
“Pa. wh.it Is pessimism?”
“Mental dyspepsia, my son.”—Boston
Transcript.
A f.lcraenary Callot.
“What tleket does Sellout vote?”
“He doesn’t vote u ticket. He votes
a price tag."—Washington Star.
Tirod of Him.
He—I always pay as I go.
She (yawning!—1 don’t think you’ll
ever become bankrupt—Judge.
Tho Symptoms.
He—Pees your father know you love
me? She—No; be thinks I have inala
rla.—riiihidelphk. Lodger.
Silver Coinure.
Silver was first coined in Itome in
the year 2G!> B. C.. when Babins Die tor
set up a mint.
More to the Purpose.
“I see there is a discussion as to the
best place for a woman to keep her
money without losing it.”
“What women need to he taught is
how to keep thfeir money without
spending If—Chicago News.
Horrible Possibility.
“Our engagement was most romantic.
I was traveling with her party at file
time, and I proposed to her in the
west „ on ,, the edge , of , a mountain . , gorge. _ ••
“Oh. suppose she had thrown you
over!”—Baltimore American.
Following Him Up.
“How about your constituents?”
“What of them?”
“Are they behind you?”
“Very much so," said the congress¬
man. “Too close for comfort.”—Phila¬
delphia Bulletin.
A Nuisance.
Father—What do you mean, my son.
by saying that your teacher is a nui¬
sance? Theobald—Well, that's what
you call me when I ask questions, an'
teacher does nothin' else.—New York
Telegraph.
Needed Repairs.
"Does your typewriter need repairs?’;
naked the meandering tinker as he en¬
tered the office.
"It would seem so.” replied the em¬
ployer. “She 1ms Just gone across the
street to consult a dentist.”
Platinum.
Platinum in its pure state Is a soft
whitish metal, much resembling sil¬
ver. ft melts only at a very high tem¬
perature. does nor oxidize when expos¬
ed to llie atmosphere and is not affect¬
ed by tlie strongest acids.
Plenty of Space.
Penman—What’s your brother doing
tiow?
Wright—Oh. he’s a space writer.
“Space writer?"
“Yes. he’s writing up astronomy.”—
Yonkers Statesman.
The Twins.
"How do vou tell the twins apart?”
“One of then, has u scar on her
, „
“Which one has tlie scar?"
“I never can remember.”—Houston
Post
Neighboring Flats.
“See here, my friend, why do yo;
always ring my Ik- 1 l when you come
home soused late at night?"
"It’s tills way, old fellow. My
won’t jaw me If she hears you
about”—Kansas City Journal.
Don’rTelfAU You Know.
The ,..., little daughter , , „ of , the hostess . .
looked long and inquliiRcly at the guest
who she haul been told was a very
learned . . man and , professor. „ ^ .. During .
a
a uli n the conversation she spoke
“Mhat do you do in college. please.
”1 am a professor, , my dear.’ ..... was the
reply. “I impart my knowledge to the
8 !!™, fhen n if von keep . on that ... way. ...
said soberly, “pretty sooti you won’t
know anything yourself, will you?’’-
Ladies' Home Journal.
Cooling Water Without Ice.
To cool water without using tee get
ammonia salts, fill up wirff water, cork
tightly. Shake ti'.I the salt is dissolv¬
ed. Be careful to wipe the outside of
the tulsp dry ln order that all traces of
the nitrate may Do removed. Place
tills tube into a glass of water and agi¬
tate as you would with a spoon. The
water is vapidly chilled. The nitrate
of ammouia salts can be bought at any
chemist’s.
What the Trouble Was
A Mrs. Main prop was overheard on
a street car while telling a friend' j
abouf tlie illness of an acquaintance,
“I don’t know just what the trouble !
Is." she said, “but I believe there is j
something tire matter with her spiral!
coin in u. There is a vertibrat out of
place, or something of that sort. And
it ting is apt to pumony.” go linr.l with her. just get- j
over
Up and Down.
Mistress—Here's tlie man for that
clock to be repaired. Get it for him. j i
Nora—And shure where Is it? Mis- 1
tress — Upstairs, of course. Nora— j
Faith, an’ I thought it had run down!
—Exchange. i
WB WM
HluILE uS?
OESTINY OF NATIONS DEPENDS
UPON CONTENTED HOMES. .
By W O. Lewis.
President Texas Farmers' Union.
Why is woman dissatisfied? Why
does she grow restless under the
crown of womanhood? Why 1 b she
‘weary of the God-given jewel of moth¬
erhood? is it not a sufficient political
achievement for woman that future
rulers nurse at her breast, laugh in
her arms and kneel at her feet? Can
ambition leap to more glorious height?
than to sing lullabies to the world'3
greatest genulses, chant melodies to
master minds and rock the cradle of
human destiny?
God pity our country when the hand¬
shake of the politician is more grati¬
fying to woman’s heart than the pat¬
ter qf children’s feet
Woman Is Ruler Over All.
Why does woman chafe under re¬
straint of sex? Why revile the hand
of nature? Why discard the skirts
that civilization has clung to since
the beginning of time? Why lay aside
this hallowed garment that has wiped
the tears of sorrow from the face of
childhood? 1 In *“ its * l ° sacred embrace
every generation has hidden its face
in shame; clinging to its motherly
folds, tottering children have learned
to play hide and seek and from it
youth learned to reverence and re¬
spect womanhood. Can man think of
his mother without this consecrated
garment?
Why this inordinate thirst for pow¬
er? Is not woman all powerful? Man
cannot enter this world without her
consent, he cannot remain in peace
Without her blessing and unless she
sheds tears ot regret over his depart
turo, he has lived m vain. Why thi3
longing for civic power when God has
made her ruler over all? Why cravo
authority when man bows down and
worships her? Man has givon woman
his heart, his name and his money.
What more does she want?
Can man find it in his heart to look
with pride upon the statement that his
honorable mother-in-law was one of
the most powerful political bosses in
the country, that his distinguished
grandmother was one of the ablest
filibusters in the Cenate or that his
mother was a noted warrior and her
name a terror to the enemy? Whither
are we drifting and where will we
land?
God Save Us From a Hen-Pecked
Nation. •
1 follow the plow for a living and
my views may have in them the smell
of the soil; my hair is turning white
under the frost of many winters and
perhaps 1 am a little old-fashioned,
but 1 believe there is more moral in¬
fluence in the dress of woman than in
the statute books of the land. As
An agency for morality, I wouldn’t
give my good old mother's home¬
made gowns for all the suffragette’s
institutions and by-laws tn the world.
As a power for purifying society. I
wouldn’t give one prayer of my saintly
mother for all the women’s votes in
Christendom. As an agency for good
government, l wouldn’t give the plea
of a mother’s heart for righteousn-38
for a;- the oaths of office in the land.
There is more power in the smile
of woman than in an act of congress.
Tnere are greater possibilities for
good g ooa government government in in her ner family nuiiuy of oi
Jangling children than in the cab
i ne t of the president -f the United
BtatOS.
The destiny of this nation lies in
home and not ln the legislative
The hearth8tone and the fam
lly J .....__... Bible will ever remain the source
lnsplratlon and the Acta of the
g w , n ever sh , ne bri hter than
RCta of Congress
This country is law-mad. Why add
* . « . . . J hook *’ alrpadv ' eroa nine
ndcr tg 0 w ght hysteri cal
of woman? If we never had a
chance - yote agaln , , lfetim and
to n a e
did not pass another law in twenty
five years, we could survive the or¬
deal. but without home, civilization
would wither and die.
uoa save lnese unuea
fathera t0 government, is the prayer
of the farmers of this country.
A DIVINE COVENANT.
God Almighty gave Eve to Adam
with the pledge that she would be his
helpmeet and with this order of com¬
panionship, civilization has towered
to its greatest heights. In this rela¬
tionship, God has blessed woman and
man has honored her and after four
thousand years of progress, she now
proposes to provoke God to decoy
man by asklng for £uflrag e ’ tbe ™: by
by amending an agreement , to which
sh^w^s^iot party
Woman, remember that the Israelite
scorned a divine covenant, and as a
result, wandered forty years in the
wilderness without God. Likewise
man should remember that it is a
dangerous thing to debase woman by
law. Rome tried lowering woman’s
standard and an outraged civilization
tore the clothes off the backs of the
human race and turned them out to
roam in the world naked and un
ashamed.
ANNUAL MEETING
National Farmer*’ Union Redden Uft
Selfish Service i* Agriculture.
• fv Peter Radford.
National Farmers' Union Will
hold its annual convention -n Lincoln
Nebraska, on September seventh, and
will round out the eleventh year of
its activities in the Interest of thn
American plowman. When that Con¬
vention is called to order every farm¬
er in America should pause and bow
his head in honor of the men gath¬
ered there to render a patriotic and
unselfish service to agriculture. Thai
organization, born in the cotton fields
of Texas, has grown until geograph¬
ically it covers almost the whole of
the United States and economically
it deals with every question in which
the welfare of the men Who bars
their backs to the summer sun ard
involved. It has battled for a better
marketing system, rural credits, cheap
money, diversification, scientific pro¬
duction, agricultural legislation and
has carried on its work of education
and co-operation in season arid Out.
Tho Farmers’ Educational and Co¬
operative Union of America brings
the question of organization squarely
before every farmer in this nation.
Without organization the farthers can
neither help themselves nor bo helped
by others and through organization
and systematic effort all things are
possible.
The farmers of the United Stated
contribute more and get less front
government than any dthcr class of
business. They have better Securities
and pay a higher rate of Interest
than any other line of industry. They
market more products and have lesri
to say in fixing the price thati any
other business and they get tnoro
political buncombe arid less construc¬
tive legislation than any other clasp
of people. The farmers can oflly ac¬
quire such influence in business, in
government and Ih economics as will
enable them to share equitably thd
fruits of theiF labor through Organiza¬
tion and every farmer on American
soil who desires to help himself and
his fellow plowmen should rally
around the Union.
POLITICAL GOSSIPS
When one class of pedtflo has Any¬
thing to say, it has become largely
the custom to make a political IssuU
out of it Instead of a frtondly discus¬
sion, to print it in a law book instead
of a newspaper and to argue it be¬
fore a jury instead of to settle it in
the higher courts of Common Sense»
As a result, political agitators, polit¬
ical lawyers, political preachers and
masculine women are powerful in
politics and dissension, selfishness, in¬
tolerance and hysterics run rampant
in public affairs, for when the low,
damp, murky atmosphere of misun¬
derstanding envelops public thought
it breeds political reptiles, vermin,
bugs and lice which the pure air of
truth and the sunshine oi understand¬
ing will choke to death.
We have too many self-appointed
interpreters of industry who are In¬
capable of grasping the fundamental
principles of business and who at best
can only translate gossip and add
color to sensational stories. No busi¬
ness can stand upon error and might
rules—right or wrong. No industry
can thrive upon misunderstanding,
for public opinion is more powerfd?
than a King’s sword.
When prejudice, suspicion and
class hatred prevail, power gravitated
into the hands of the weak, for dema¬
gogues thrive upon dissension and
statesmen sicken upon strife.
The remedy lies in eliminating tnd
middleman—the political gossip—and
this result can be accomplished by
the managers of business sitting
around the table of industry and talk¬
ing it over with the people. Inter¬
change of information between indus¬
tries and the people is as necessary
to success in business gs interchange
in commodities, for the people can
only rule when the public under¬
stands. Away with political interpret¬
ers who summon evil spirits front
their prison cellc and loose them to
prey upon the welfare of the people
in the name of “My Country.”
PHILIP
Philip, the Macedonian king, wfttta
drowsy with wine was trying a case
and the prisoner after sentence was
pronounced, exclaimed, "I appeal.
“And to whom do you appe*}?” in¬
quired the astonished monarch, “f
appeal from Philip drunk to Philip
sober/’ replied the prisoner, and the
king granted the request and at a re¬
hearing gave the prisoner his liberty.
The people drowsy with the wine of
discord ofttimes pronounce a verdict
On public questions which they reversq
ln their niore calm and deliberate mo¬
ments.. The next best thing to make
lag bo mistakes U to correct them.