The Henry County weekly. (Hampton, Ga.) 1876-1891, March 21, 1879, Image 1

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VOL. 111. Advertising Kates. One square, first insertion $ 75 Each subsequent insertion.. 50 One square three months 5 00 One square six months 10 00 One square twelve months.. 15 00 Snorter column twelve months... 30 00 alf column six months 40 00 Hull column twelve months 60 00 One column twelve months 100 00 Pen lines or less considered u square. All fractions of squares are counted as full squares, NEWSPAPER DECISIONS. 1. Any person who takes a paper regu larly from the post office—whether directed Vo his name or another I*, 1 *, or whether he hn« Subscribed or not —is responsible for the payment. it If a person orders hi« paper discontin ued, he must pay all arrearages, or the pub lisher may continue to send it until payment is made, and collect the whole amount, whether the paper Is taken from the office or But. 3. The courts have decided that refusing to take newspapers and periodicals from the poitoffice, or removine and leavimr them un called for, is pnma facie evidence of inten tiaaal fraud. TOWN DIRECTORY. Mayor— Thomas G. Barnett. Commissioners —W. W. Turnipseed, J. S. Wyatt, K G. II nrris, E. It. James. Clerk —K. G Harris. Treasurer —W. S. Shell. Marshals —S. A. Beldimr, Marshal. J. W . Joh son,Deputy. JUDICIARY. A. M. Bpeir, - Judge. b\ D. Dismukr, - - Solicitor General. Butts—Second Mondays in March and September. Henry—Tlnr. Mondays in April and Oc tober. Monroe—Fourth Mondays in February, and August. Newton—Third Mondays in M*rch and September. Pike—Second Mondays in April and Octo ber. Rockdale —Monday after fourth Mondays in March and September Spalding—First Mondays in February and August Upton— First Mondays in May and No ▼smber. CHURCH DIRECTORY. Methodist Episcopal Church, (South.) Ksv. Wesley F. Smith. Castor. Fourth Sabbath in each month Sunday-school 3 r.u. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening MrraoDiiT Protestant Church. First Sabbath in„each month. Sunday-school 9 A. M. Christian Church, W. S. Fears, Pastor, fierond Sabbath in each month. Baptist Church, Rev. J. P. Lyon, Pas ter. Tbird Sabbath in each month. CIVIC SOCIETIES Pink Grove Lodge, No. 177. F. A. M Stated communications, fourth Saturday in each month. DOCTORS. DR. J. C. TURNIPSEED will attend to all calls day or night. Office > resi dence, Hampton, Ga. 7\R. W. FI PEEBLES treats nil die eases, and will attend to all calls day and night. Office at the Drug Store, Broad Street, Hampton, Ga. »R. N. T. BARNETT tenders bis profes sional services to the citizens of Henry and adjoining counties, and will answer calls day or night. Treats a'l diseases, of what ever nature. Office at Nipper’s Drug Store, Hampton, Ga. Night calls can be made at my residence, opposite Berea church. upr26 JF PONDER, Dentist, has located in ■ Hampton, Ga.. and invites the public to call at his room, upstairs in the Bivins Haase, where he will be found at all hours Warrants all work for twelve months. LAWYERS. JNO. G. COLDWELL, Attorney at Law, Brooks Station, Ga. Will practice in the counties composing the Coweta anil Flint River Prompt attention given to commercial and other collections. TC. NOLAN, Attorney at Law, Mc • Donongh, Georgia. Will practice in the counties composing the Flint Circuit ; the Supreme Court of Georgia, and the Uuited Stales District Court. WM. T. DICKRN, Attorney at Law. Lo~ cust Grove, Georgia, (Henry county ) Will practice in the counties comprising the Flint Judicial Circuit, the Supreme Court of Georgia, and the United States District Court. apr27-ly GKO. M. NOLAN”, Attofxey at Law. McDonough, Ga. (Office in Court house) Will practice in Henry at d adjoining conn ties, and in the Supreme and District Courts of Georgia. Prompt attention giv°n to col lections. mch23-6m JF. WALL, Attorney at Law. //imp . ton.Ga Will practice in the coun'ies composing the Flint Judicial Circuit, and the Supreme ami District Courts of Georgia. Prompt attention givee to collections. ocs J. REAGAN, Attorney at J law. Office on Broad Street, opposite the Railroad depot, Hampton. Georgia. Special attention given to.commercial and other collections, and cases in Bantsrnptcv. BF. McCOLLUM, Attorney and Ccun • sellor at Law, Hampton, Ga W ill practice in Henry, Clayton, Fayette, Coweta. Pike, Meriwether, Spalding Hnd Buna Su|)o rior Courts, and tn the Supreme ai d United States Courts Collect!!,g claims a specialty. QffSoe uu stairs in Schaefer's warehouse. FAINT HEART. She stood before him, toll and fair A'J gracious on that summer's day, With June’s first roses in her hair. And on her cheek the bloom of May. Bat rosy cheek, and dm pled chin, And raven lashes drooping low, Conceal the answer he would win. It might be Yes ; would it be No? Ah, if 'twere No—his throbbing heart Stood fairly still with sndden pain ; And if ’twere Yes, the world so wide His deep content Could scarce contain. Sio wondrous fair! how could she stoop To favor such an one as he ? Ah, sweet suspense that still leaves hope! Alt, pain of sail uncertainty ! He held her hand so white and small, And moved to press it with his lips, But changed his mind and let it fall, SV ith chillest touch of finger tips. And took the seat she offered him Upon the sola by her side. Nor made the space between them !e=>- - , Which seemed so rmriow, yet so wide. Then gaz : ng on the perfect face, The dimpled mouth, the serious eyes, And drinking in with eager ears The music ol her low replies, He let the bright hoars drift away, Nor told the secret nf his heart, But when the shadows lengthened lay, Rose, all reluctant, to depa>t. And stammered forth, with blushing cheek, An eager, timorous request That she, lor old acquaintance sake, Would grant the rosebud fiom her breast. She gave it him, with downcast eves And watched him leave her with a sigh. “So good,’' she said, “so true, so wise ; Ah, me, if he were not so shy 1” Atlantic Monthly. Tlie Witching Weed. Some authors assert that Ftnoking Hate? back into antiquity P>c this as it may, wp can surely truce it back to the aborigines of America. The fmoking of herbs or leaves for medicinal purposes lias been practiced from a very early period in many countries Inasmuch ns pipes have been dag up in places neatvthe Roman wall, in the north of England and at the Roman stations, it has been taken for granted that the Roman sol diers smoked fifteen hundred years ago. Oliver Cromwell was a bitter enemy to smoking, as were also Charles I. and Charles 11. But, notwithstanding persecution, smok ing grew in favor, and in the reign of Wil liam 111. it was almost a universal custom. Pipes grew long then, and, ruled by a Dutchman, all England smoked.” Some of the Puiitans were moderate smokes in Eng land and also in America, and some of the New England women enjoyed indulging in a pipe. Mrs. Mary Rowlandson, wife of R<-v. Joseph Rnwland-mn, of Lancaster, Mass., had the misfortune to be captured by the Indians in the year 1765 during King Phil ip’s war. Being brought into the presence ol Phi'ip, that redoubtable chieftain courte ously offered her a pipe, according to the Indian custom. But smoking, she says, • did not suit my present feelings ; for. though I bad formerly made use of tobacco, yet I bad used none, since I was taken.” Th" fashion is not yet entirely obsolete among the women of New England, ami is induig. d in by some of (lie women of the West and South. In 1559 Cardinal St. Croix, who was a great smoker, introduced tobacco into' Italy. In 1690 Pope Innocent XII. ex communicated all who should take snuff or use tobacco in chinch ; but in 1724 Popp Benedict revoked :bis bill, as he himself used tobacco immoderately. Perhaps the mo t celebrated fem.de smoker was Madame Dudevant (Sand.) who loved to smoke i cigar while at work on her interesting novels. Erni'y Faithful is very fond of stn ik ng cigarettes. Robert Hall, the celebrated divine, is said to have preached his moat elo quent sermons after smoking a pipe in his ves ry. This was al-o the case with Dr Parr, who sometimes smoked twenty pines in an evening mid never wrote.well except under the influence ot tobacco Bishop Kennet relates that Thomas II ibbs, the philosopher of Malmesbury, retired to his B'udy every day after dinner and had his candle and ten or twelve pipes of tobacco laid by him ; then, shutting the door, he fell to smoking, t linking and wri'mg for several hours. Although he smoked exces sively, lie lived to the age of 92 Sr Isaac Ni-wton was very fond of his pipe, lie lived to a ripe old age, and lost I u o-,e tooth, which would seem to disprove 'lie assertion 'hat tobacco injures toe, teeth. Alfred De Musfet, Prosper Merimce and fcuget.e Hue were (xces-ive smokers. Lord Palmerston was a great smoker and -moked hts ten or twelve cigars a day to ‘ preserve HAMPTON, GEORGIA, MARCH 21, 1379. his health,” lie said ; this, 100, after he had passed his eightieth year Thomas Carlyle, in mild weather, like* to sit or walk in his garden and smoke a long clay pipe. Lord Lyttqn, Lord Eldon, Louis Napoleon, Moore, Campbell upd Byron Were mode, ate smokers. 'IV late J M. Kemble, author of “The Seasons in,England,” was a tremendous stn ker. Lord Ben cornfield loved the long pipe in his youth, bat in middle age pro nounced it “the tomb of love.” He gave up smoking years ugo to please his wife. John Milton nev r went to bed without having first smoked a pipe and drank a glass of wafer. Addison used to frequent “Button’s,” where he had a pipe in his month at all hours. Fielding, the lamoua novelist, both smoked and chewed.’ Dickens, Jerrold and Thackeray all puffed. Sir Walter Scott smoked in his carriage and regularly after dinner, loving both pipe and cigars. He gave the following adviee : “Learn to smoke slowly. Cultivate calm and intermittent puff's.” Chas. Limb has sung the virtues of tobacco in his poem “Farewell to Tobacco.” in which he owns his weakness in the famous words : For thy sake, tobacco, I Would do anything but die. Bon Jenson loved the“div tie weed,” and describes its use with the gusto of a con noisseur. Rev. C. 11. Spurgeon, the cele brated Baptist preacher of London, is a gieat smoker. On one occasion Rev. G. II Pentecost, of Boston, addressed an audience in Spurgeon’s Tabernacle, in wh ch he de nounced smoking as an offense in the sight of God When lie had finished speaking Mr Spurgeon got up and told his people that he saw no possible sin -in smoking, and electrified Brother Pentecost lay remarking that, as soon as the services were over, he was going to smoke a eigar himself. Rev. W. H. If. Murray, of Boston, enjoys a cigar as well as a good dinner. The same may be truly said of a great many celebrated divines. The late Commodore Vanderbilt was an in veterate smoker, and would smoke and play whist for hours. U, S. Grant smokes. He is said to have once remarked that iri the war the enemy could do him no greater injury than ‘o sttal his cigars just before a battle. Edison both smokes and chews. John Swinton smokes moderately. Thomas Bailey Aldrich smokes the beat Havana cigars, which, he says, impart a flavor to his poetry. Oliver Wendeli Holmes loves to bacco and a good punch. James B. Osgood, the famous Boston publisher, is a very ner vous man, and smokes a good cigar fre quently, biting it in a vicious manner. Oli ver Ditson, now nearly 70 years old, smokes at regular intervals during every day. Charles A. B. Shepard, B. H, Ticknor and Augustas Flagg are great smokerp. John Bartlett, author of “Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations,” finds a good eigar a great pleasure while making hi* rest-arches. The late Charles Sprague, who died when over eighty years rtf age, wap a constant smoker. He wrote s poem, “To My Cigar,” in which these lines oegur: “Yen, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor’s spite ; Thv clouds all other clouds dispel, And lap me ia delight." Jame-» Ru«ell Lowell smokes a pipe. John G. Soxp both smokes and ehews. Pres ident Audrew Jackson smoked a cob pipe. Most of our politicians, law vers, physician* and many ol the clergv use tobacco. With these in its favor why should any be against jt ?— New York Star. Hssatob MoOrf.xrt.—Some days before the adjournment of Congress, as Hip story gopc, good-natured and ponderous Henutor McCreary, of Kentucky, was waddling down Pennsylvania avenue, when a dapper young gentleman, one of that class which delights “society girls" by exclaiming at intervals during a fashionable reception : ‘ Have you tie n very gay this season ?” approached him with the question : “Ah, Senator, how de do ; I called on you this morning. Did yon get my card?” • Y-s,” B.id the Senator drvly, “I got the card ; hut what did you mean by writing •E P ’ in the corner of it ?” “ih. that.” said the voung gentleman, evidently delighted at being able to give information, “'hat, you kno-v, m-uns e» personne' in other words, ‘left in per-on.’ ’ <-Y>'s, res,” sai l the Senator, medi'alively, “I we." The next d y Mr. Md’reery again met. the young man. and this time going up to him, said. “ Ah. hv the wav. I called on you this morning ; id you get my raid ?” uYee, !-ir ; y-s," wav The reply. ‘‘l got, it ; bo'. 1 »:tv Senator, what in the work) did you me i by wiinng *S. B. A N in 'h corn t of it ?” ‘•What !” ctied t e old gentleman. laugh i g all over his leg I re, “didn’t you ur.det st nd that? I’m surprised. AVhat should 1 raeaa but ‘sent by a Digger.’ ” IVter Cartwright. Among the most notable of the American pioneer preachers was P-ter Cartwright, who was horn in Amherst county, Va.. in 1785, and died at Pleasant Plains, 111., in 1872. When he Was a child his parents re moved to Kentucky, where, about 1801, lie was converted through the instrumentality of an itineiant preacher, and Joined the Methodist chuich. lie was ordained as deacon m 180 C, and as elder in 1808. In 1812 tie was appointed Presiding Elder, and n* *ed i> that capacity fi ty years 5 the hist forty five in the Illinois Conferee??? During the ministry he received more than 10,000 tnembeis in the church, baptized more than 12,000 jiersons, and for thirty-three years preached, on an average, four sermons a week, f I i-- fifty years of presiding elder, and his autobiography, edited bv Rev. W. P. Strickland, I) D., are a perfect storehouse ol characteristics, anecdotes and rem iusc utces. Atnnng these wo God the following : One d iv, on approaching a ferry across the river Illinois, he heard the ferryman swearing terribly at the sermons of Peter Cartwright, and threatening that if he ever had to ferry the preacher across, and knew him, he would drown him in the river. Peter, unrecognized, said to the ferryman : “81 ranger, I want you to put me across ’’ "Wait till I’m ready,” said the ferryman, and pursued his conversation and strictures on Peter Cartwright. Having finished, he turned to Peter and said : “Now, I'll put you across." On reaching the middle of the stream, Peter threw his horse’s bridle over a stak'* in the boat, aid told the ferryman to let go his pole. “What for?" asked the ferryman. “Well, you’ve just been using my name improper like, and you said if lever came this way you would drown me. Now you've got a chance.” “Is your name Peter Cartwright ?” asked the ferryman. “My name is Peter Cartwright." Instantly the ferryman laid hold of the preacher; but he did not know Peter’s strength, for Peter instantly seized the ferry man. « wi, hoping him by the nape of {IST neck, plunged him in the water, saying : “I bitptitP thee (sp'ash) in the name of Satun, whose child thou ar' " Then lifting him up dripping, Peter asked : •*D d you ever pray ?” “No ” “Then it’s time you did.” “I’ll do no such thing," answered the ler rymaug splash, and the ferryman was in the depths again. “Will you pray now ?” asked Peter. The gasping victim shouted : “i'll do anything you bid me 1” “Then follow roe—‘Our Father, which art in H«»v„.’n,’ ” etc. Having acted as clerk, repeating after' Peter, the ferryman cried : “Now, let me go 1” “Not yet,’* said Peter. “You mast make me three promises : 1 at, that you will re peat the prayer, morning and evening. »* long as you live; 2d, that you will hear every pioneer preacher tbut comes wiihio five miles of this ferry; and 3d, that you will put every Methodist preacher oyer free of expense. Do you promise and vow? - ’ “I promise,” said the ferryman ; and, strange to say, that very muo became a shining light in the church. What’s <>nk Bui.lkt to a Baskbtvul?— An incident occurred in the battle of Frank- Ini which I have uever seen in print, The s•ngdinary battle was at its height, *<,d now and then there was a soldier -who would not face tlie waste, ami. holding to the idea that “distailfce lends Cbchantment,” on all such oecJW is would exhibit his laitb in the idea by taking ‘ 1 g-tuil” lor 't%tf war. tw|pi case* were getting too numerous the close ol the battle, and Affcl B , A. A. G. of our brigade, was sent badr to the rear to intercept those seeking for safety and letuin them to their respective posts of duty. Col. B a»id he hailed one fellow who was making tracks for some place of safety with all the energy ol despair. •Halt! I say, and return to your com mand !” Ibe flying son of Mais took no notice of the command. *• Halt ! I say. and go back to your post!” Tlie soldier paid no attention to him. The Colonel dow becume exasperated, and yelied out : • 11 you don’t turn and go back to your ciui inand 1 will shoot yen, sir l” Without paudng io his light the soldier ytiled track a' h.m : “Sln ot and be danged ! What’s cue bul let io a basketful ?” Col. I ht him go, arid ufter ihe bat tle told the iccideut as a good joke. How Mark Twain Won His Wife. Th» turning point in Mr. Clemens’ life was made in 1868, when be went to the Holy Land with the excursionists on the steamer Quakrr City He h. d been in New York City but a short t me, acting 0- cot respond ent (or the Alta, when the opportunity oc curnd to make this trip, which pioved even a.lire to he the most important one lor our Bohemian. The proprietors had been paying so much per left r, in which M’. C’emeus served up N u w York iu a serin corona way, jnlko titty M&* to receive hii urgent request to advance $1,200 to enable him to go abroad with the “inno cents”—the consideration for th ; s to bo cor respondence from points of interest visited. He wrote five nr six letters to the New York Tribune during the same voyage. After a little he Ration, natural, under such circumstances, Mr. Clemens’ request was granted, and he joined the excursionists. To the moral and religions people who made up Ihe party, his presence was 11 ide-irable, for he still carried his ruining manners with him, and spoke the Washo vernacular. It happened that among the passengers there was an old gentleman from E mira, New Yoik named Langdnn, who was accompan ied by his son, a m re boy, and daughter This hoy conceived u sort of fiiendship for Mr. Clemens, and associated with him al most constantly, lie introduced his friend to his sister, Miss Olivia L. Langdou, and the light of her eyes purified his lile. It was a case of love at first sight as far as Mr. Clemen* was concerned, and the in fluence of the feeling was most beneficial. He began to live cleanly in a moral aeo-e, abandoned cards and gambling and drink, ami gave up scoffing at ifie religious opinions of his fellow passengers. He wanted to find grace with the lady of his love and her father. Before the. voyage was over he asked Mr. Langdou for Olivia, and the refusal he received chilled but did not dishearten him. He simply told the somewhat indignant par ent that he could wait, but be was determin ed to marry b s daughter. It was said of John Foster, the English writer ,-m*4 at awe time editor ol the London Examiner, that his love letter* were the most remarkable ever penned, because they were written at the instigation of a young lady whom he wished to make hi* wife, bui who knowing bis Imbiluul indolence, and at the fame time his great talent, refused to listen to Ins addresses till he had distinguish ed himself. lie (lid so, and won a bride thut was proud (>f him. Mr Clemeus’ case was .hardly a parallel to this, but is similar in some re-pacts. V\ e think his “Innocents Abroad” was a labor of love in a certain degree. It made him lamous as a humorous writer, (fnd while si] the world was talking about him and his book he Came to Elmira, accompanied by an editorial friend from Cleveland', awl again renewed his an it for Mas Langdon'i hand. This time th * oid man listened with more complacetfey.' The young lady’* plead.-d for Clemens, and his 0 evelaud friend, who knew Mr. Lon-don well, *!so Advocated his claim*. But more powerful pleaders than all these was the young lady’s heart, and for her father, the evidences of capacity VI r Clemens hud giv-n, *nd also of relortna tion in life. A family meeting was held, a d into its charmed circle the expectant bridegroom stepped. Norn i wo Lost by Couftssy—A cour teous man often succeeds in lilts when persons of ability fail Toe e xperience ol every man furnishes frequent instances where concilia tory manners have made the fortunes of phys cians, lawyers divines, politicians, mer chants, arid, indued, individuals of all pur suits. In being introduce,! to a s'ranger, rffibilHy or the reverse crtffcfe# invtwc- Viwdtfly * p-epo-session iA bis favar, or awakens unconsciously a prejudice against him To men civility is, in fact, what a pleasing appearance is to women—it is a general passport to favor—a letter of recom mendation, written in u language that every person understands. The best of men often it jure themselves by irritability and conse quent rudeness, whereas men of inferior abil i'ie3 have frequently succeeded by their pleasing and agreeable manners. Of tw.i men, equal in all other respects, the courte ous man has twice the advantage, and by gnat odds the better chance of making his way in the world. Thr ways of women are past finding out It is said that the ladies uf Hartford, Conn , have u fasti ion of tying up their taper fingers when young gentlemen are expected to call, and when they very naturally ask the cause tuey b Ulbiagly remark, ‘Y burnt tb‘ in broil ing steak this morning*” Hi* result is that scveial young*gentlemen have burned their fingers, believing the story. Otir National Emblem. It may have been noticed that thus far I have made no allusion to the Ameruan eagle, the national trade-mark* patent ap plied for, but it is not that T do n >t nppre ein’e the position that species o r poultry •»-*• cupies nt «nrh times. He is a hgh old bi-d, and the committee that selected the eagle as a national emblem should hav** be-n ane-’ed for disorderly conduct. O. great bird ! Yo* live on mice Tou soar aloft na pmi ms ■ airy, until mil see a poor little mouse wi h one kg broken, and then you swoop down like a ward constable, and run Ti m in. Yoa are a nice old bird for a trade- mark tor a nation of heroes, yon old coward YOll sit on a rock and Watch a peasant woman hang* ing out clothes ; when she go-a in t lie hou e to turn the clothes-wringer, you, great birdj emblem of freedom—yon, representative of the land of tin* free arid the hour* of the brave—you swoop down on the plantation and crush your talons in the quiv ring fl sp «t her little baby, take him to your home high in heaven, and pick his innocent little eyes out. You bald-hauled old reprobute, you would turn your tail an I run at the at tack of a ban tain rooster. O eagle, you o, k well on dreis parade, but you are a un-uni-* mous coward and you eat soaks*. The bird that should have been sel-cbd us the emblem of our country—the bird of patience, forbearance, perseverauce, and tbe bird el terror when aroused—is the mule. There is no bird that combine* more virtues to the square foot than the mule. With mi* mule emblazoned on our banners, we should be a terror to our foe. We are a nation of uncomplaining hard woikers So is the mule. tVe mean to do the fair thing by everybody. We plod ulong, doing to others us we would be done *by. rio do‘*s the mule. We us a nation are slow to anger- So is (he mule. As a n tion we occasionally slick our ears forward and fan Aid off our forehead. So does the mule. We all *w parties to get on aud ride us long as they behave themselves. So does the mule. But when any nation slicks spurs into our S inks and tickles our heels with a straw, we come down stiff- legged in front, out ear* too# 1» the beautiful ueyond, our voice is cut loos* and is rhritl for war, our Babseqheni end plays the snare drum on anything that get* in reach of us. amt strike* terror to the head* of all tyrants. So does the inule. Wheu the country is older, and congress has tiuia to get iu its work, tbe eagle will be super seded by tbe national trade-mark, and in its place will rise the mule in all bis glory.— George W. Feck. Expensive Politeness* It is a critical inmneot iu life and clothing of a man when he gets down on his knees to look under the sofa for a ball of Zephyr that n lady trkiud has dropped. It is possible that he may t»e able to accomplish this and recover his perpendicular with nothing more serious than a very red face and a general •reuse of having done something for which he should be sent from the room. Bill, io nine cases out of teri, he never fully recover** the good opinion of himself that be possessed before be undertook the recovery of the ball. It is always just beyond his reach, a and, in a moment of weakness, he drops on his stom ach and commences to work himself uuder* the sofa by a series of acrobatic feats th«6‘ would have won hint an encore on the He i* so intent dpon the ieeov-ry of Hat ball that be quits lorgets hi* nppearunca until he is rc«ninded*l>y a suppressed titter* from one of the ladies Then be rcs’izes the situation and commences to back oat. Of* course, his coat is worked up over bn heat, ami as he feels a co>d streak creep up hi* back, he pronounces a benediction on the. man who invented an Ojiea-back snif. Lie. ■kale* pawitHlp cuusctoas thpt at* tut two inches of red flannel drawers are vDible be* tween the tops of his b iota and the oottum ol his trousers. Th s has the effsfet ol pro ducing more internal profanity aud still more v.oient struggles to back out, during which one suspender breaks uud his collar Outrun comes out. Wbeu be finally delivers lint.- sell and stands up in the middle of the room, you would not recognize to that red-faced , wild-eyed man standing there, holding h s clothes together with oue hand and trying to smooth down his hair with the other, tbs smiling, genteel ladies’ man who stoop d down to pick up that ball of zephyr a mo ment oelorb. Is a primary school not long ago the teacher undertook to co.vej to her pupils an idea of the uses of the hyphen Btie wiote on the blackboard * Bird's-nest,” and, pointing to the hyphen, asked the school t Wmat is that for T” After a short pause a small Feuian piped oat : “PUae, ma’an, for toe bard to roosht on,” NO. 374