The Henry County weekly. (Hampton, Ga.) 1876-1891, April 16, 1880, Image 1

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Y0L.,4% 4«vflfll4«| Hates. On* square. first insertion ♦ 7* Each snhaeqoent insertion SO One square thror “months S;oft One square six months 10 00 Oncuqosre twelve months 15 00 Quarter col ifljffft twelve, months.. . 30 00 Half column six months 40 00 Hall column twelve months 60 00 One colnmn twelve months 100 00 lines or less considered a square. All fractions of squares are counted os full squares, JtMUPAPKf DttrtSTONS. , ; 1. Anv person who takes a paper rcgu larlv from the post office—whejber directed to tiis name or another’s, or whether he ha subscribed or not—is responsible for the payment. i. If a person ordsis his paper discontin ued, he must pay all arrearages, or the pub! lisher may continue to send it until payment is made, and collect the whole amount, whether the paper Is taken from the office or jut. 3. The courts l ave decided that refusal® to take newspapers and periodieals from the post office, or removing and leaving them un called for, is prima facie evidence of inten tional fraud. TO WN DIR KOTOR Y. Mayor —Thomas G. Burnett. Oovvissionkrr —0. R- Bivins, E: It. James, G. P. Bivins. W. B. Pierce. Clerk— G. P- Bivins. Treasurer —W. S. Shell. Marshals —S. A. Beldine, Marshal. B. H. McKneely, Deputy. JUDICIARY. A. M. Speer, . - - - Judge. K. D. Disxukk, - - Solicitor Genera!. Butts —Second Mondays in March and September Henry—Third Mondays in January and July. Monroe —Fourth Mondays in February, and August. Newtou —Third Mondays in March and September. Pike—First Mondays in April and Octo b*r. ltockdale—T hird Mondays in Febrnary and and Aug ust. Spalding—First Mondays in February and August. Upson—First Mondays in May and No veuiber. CHURCH DIRECTORY. Methodist Episcopal Church, (South.) Rev. Wesley F. Smith, Pastor Fourth Sabbath in each month Sundsy-achool 3 p. h. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening Metiiodtst Protestant Church. First Sabbath in each month. Sunday-school 9 A. M. Christiax Church, W. S. Fears, Pastor. H ‘cond Sabbath in each month. Balmst Church. Rev. J. P. T.yon, Pas tor. Third Sabbath in each month. DOCTORS I\R. J. C.TUUNIPSKKD will attend to J * all calls day or night. Office t resi dence, Hampton. Ga. IvR. W. II PEEBLES treats all dis- J ' eases, and will attend to all calls day rud night. Office at the Drug Store. Broad Street, Hampton, Ga. DR. I). F. KNOTT having permanently located in Hampton, offers his profes sional service* to the citizens of Hampton ami vicinity. All orders left at Mclntosh’s store will receive prompt attention. sp26 »R. N. T. BARNETT tenders his profes sional services to the citizens of Henry and adjoining counties, and will answer call day or night. Treats all diseases, of what ever nature. Office at Nipper’s Drug Store Hampton, Ga. Night calls can be made at my residence, opposite Berea church. apr26 JF PONDER, Dentist, lias located in • Hampton, Ga., and invites the public to call at his roo.n, upstairs in the Bivins House, where he will be found at all hours. Warrants all work for twelve months. LA WYERS CW. lIODNETT, Attorney ard Conn • sellor at Law, Jonesboro, Ga. Prompt attention given to all business. GEORGKP BIVINS. Attorney at L*w. Will practice in the State ami Federal Courts. Collections promptly attended to. Office op stairs in the Mclntosh building. Hampton, Ga. marl2tf rp C. NOLAN J! Forney at Law, Mc- JL# Donoogh, Georgia. Will practice in the coantjes composing the Flint Circuit ; the Supreme Court of Georgia, and the Uuited States District Court. WM.T. DICKKN, Attorney at Law.Mc Donougb, Ga. Will practice in the counties composing the Flint Judicial Cir cuit, the Supreme Court of Georgia, and the United States District Court. (Office up ataira over W. C. Sloan’s.) apr27-ly GKO. M. NOLAN, Attorwky at Law. McDonough,Ga. (Officein Court house) Will practice in Henry and adjoining coun ties, and in the Supreme and District Courts Of Georgia. Prompt attention given In col lections. mch23-6m JF. WALL. Attorney at Law, Hump ton.Ga Will practice in the counties composing the Flint Judicial Circuit, and the Supreme and District Coorts of Georg's Prompt attention given to collections. ocs EDWARD J. RKAGAN, Attorney at law. Office up stairs in the Mclntosh building, Hampton, Ga. Special attention given to commercial and other collections. BF. McCOLLUM. Attorney and Coun • sellor at L®w, Hampton, Ga. Will practice in Henry, Clayton, Fayette, Coweta. Pike. Meriwether, Spalding and Butt® Supe rior Courts, ted in the Supreme and United States Coarts Collecting claims a specialty. Office uo stairs in the Mciutostt Building. WHEN. When the world is fading from my sight And around me settles the gloom of night; When life’s current is growing chill And my heurt flutters faintly, feebly still. Even then I wdTfohdly think On thee, f Thou dearest of all dear ones to me. My reward will come some sunny day When you turn from lov’d ones all away ; Wheo_ you whisper unheard by mortal ear— “'l'# that woman’s heart, 1 was all too dear ” Tbs heart that has ceased to throb and beat With emotions thrilling, fond and sweet. That heart was the battle ground of life, Where good and ill waged deadly strife, Vhose angels waited, of evil ami light. To watch the victory of wroog ami right, But above the cl.iuds of mental war Thy loved face shone, my guiding star. My greatest wrong was the life-long love Which dwarfed devotion to God übove, But the auo might cease on earth to shine, Or the grape to hold its drops of wine, Or the moon to light the soft, blue sea, Ere I could abate my love for thee. When 1 sleep with the kindred dust at last, The dreams of love forever past— When the world forgetß the harp unstrung, The brain at rest, the silent tongue, You will think with a pissing pang of pain, She lov’d me best, who lov’d in vaiu. Italian Belles. An American traveling in Italy could scarcely fail to become convinced that the masculine Italian was created for an entirely different purpose than that set forth in the Westminister Catechism as the chief end of other men. From Naples to Florence the -ame purpose puts its real upon the lives ~nd animates the souls of every one of them, tie his condition that of peasant or prince, or condition that come-* between. And that purpose seem 9 to he to pore upon every street corner Bnd doorstep, in every shop .ntraoec uod every church door, a statue b? admiration for the other sex ; » whispering ►mlne, which no tolerable lo cking woman can pass without hfarintj soriaA audible tribute paid to her charms. Evidently Ital ian women are not averse to this promiscu ous and indiscriminate admiration or its expression would naturally be let open ; and, evidently, every adolescent IS vlar am) liberally-paunched Milenas of Southern and Central Italy goes through c*s life forever unconscious that there are women in the world to whom the admiration manif-sted by dogging ibtir steps and whispering the stereotyped words, “Bella,’’"Molto graziosa/' or “tns jannty”and “tres belle,” to their ears, is offensive. It may be, however, that the Italian women ore forever artlessly unconscious of the iively admiration that follows their sex everywhere in Italy ; and, receiving in early girlhood their first lesson of social conduct from French governesses, as nearly all Roman girls do, carry French precepts with ibein all through life. “Never look a man io the face,” said one of these governesses to her pupils, “it is immodest. And do not look at one below the vest ; it is in bad taste and foolishly bashful. Always fix your atteminn on the third button of ids shirt-bosom —y> n may then be sure your eyes are at the level most proper for a woman's eyes to be.” - To such a pitch of perfection do theyrun esn three of Rome, Floretice and Naples carry this street business of woman admira tion, that a wife upon ber husband's arm is no more exempt from it tliau the pretty seamstress carrying a dress home alone to its owner. For these golden youth have a manner of elevating the eyebrows and of pashing up the lips to the shape of these tamiliar epithets, so that though not a sound of them is beard, the wayfariog woman, though a fool, cannot fail to anJeratand the intent. Oue day, in speculative and inquir ing mood, we watched a natty young Roman, behind a bom we walked lor nearly the whole length of a Corso, and when, finally, we mounted the steps of Ibe Capitol just behind him, and heard him whisper “syropatica" in the ear of a rather dry-iooking spinster, whose astonishment thereat Dearly made her drop the English guide-book in ber band, we calculated that she was the eighty-ninth or ninetieth woman of every age aod all na tions to whom be bad whispered since we first noticed him. Silly American girls, just arrived iu Italy, are very apt to be misled by this habit of italiaos, and to come home from tbeir prom erodes, or return to their own country, with tremendous stories of the tidal-wave of ad miration that followed them everywhere they went. One American brde. not long ago, ch"»e to view the matter very differently, much to the amusement aod ridicule of the other ladies —older to Rotnao ways—who HAMPTON”, CrA., FRIDAY, APRIL 16, 1880. dwelt in the same hotel This bride, who was tieither very young nor very beautiful, came home one day and took to her bed. from which she did not rise for two days To ail inquiries concerning the cause, she replied, wKh tears ami blushes, that a great, nasty, horrid Raman hail spoken to her in the street, and told her how lovely she was, and that the shock to her sensibilities had been so great that she hud not bean able to to hold her bead op since. “Bui you must rxpect these tribute* from the gallantry of oqr people, prisingly beautiful." auid a fat old Lothurio to whom she told tier story the first tins* »he descended to dejeuner. At this fulsome flat tery tire bride’s sensibilities were evidently much less shocked than tickled, even although she had not the slightest proof thnt the man who administered it was not the some ona who had so disordered her nerves in the street. But oue bright American girl met these frequent occasions much better. Bho wus really v ry pretty, and in seeing her the brows and mouths of the Neapolitan youth became quite convulsed in frantic efforts to make known the approbation of their own er’s As an American girl, and traveling only with an invalid mother, she went o’ten iDto the street alone. And, therefore, found the masculine chorus that followed her every where absolutely unbearable. Finally she invented a novel method of rebuffing and putting her admirers to the blush. She pro vided herself with a pocket-ul of centesimi, each one tlie value of a fifth of a cent, and whenever a man spoke to her, pretended to utterly mistake his words. She would gra ciously extend her band toward the creature, who would be in a seventh heaven of rapture at such speidy response to his admiration. She would then drop this filth of a cent in his hand, saying in her pretty, broken Ital ian, “ Hungry, are you, poor min ? Well, take this and buy some bread J” For a Neapolitan Adonis to believe himself mis taken for a Neapolitan beggar is enough to shatter the Adonis’ brain, and we may be almost sure that not ooe of those exquisite lady-killers spoke to an American girl Bgaio for at least a dov. Our American girls ore looked upon in Europe as mysterious kind ot creaturrs, who have a liberty of conduct that no Eurnpeun girl everdreampt of having, and yet who re sent with indignation liberties of conduct in the other sex which no Frenchman or Ital ian would ever dream transgressed his mas culine prerogative. The traveler who reaches Venice from the South will soon discover the growing near ness of colder climes and temperaments in the absence of this promiscuously outspoken admiration of women. Ladies wind in and ont the narrow alleys which serve for streets, or pfiss gondola loads of young gallants up on the canals, and perhaps never hear a word to remind them whether they have Helen’s beauty or Hecuba's want of Jt. We often watch lovely girls, as we sit at our ices in the Piazza San Marco cafes, and see them pasaed and repassed repeatedly by ma-caine youth and age, which is content to pay only the tribute of an admiring glunce as it puss es. In Naples and Rome roost of the gal lant youth part their hair in the middle, aod go daily to the coiffenre'i to have it curled in tight little rings on an iron. Then, dress ed in light colored clothes, with a huge flure at the bottom of their trousers, and a sparkle of jc*elry in every available place, they sail forth to slay, and to whisp-r that they are slain to every woman they meet. In Tenice the men part their ha;r upon ihe side, and wear it straight. They wear usually gray ■nits, and go about their daily basinet seem ingly as reasonable and respectable members «f the human race, as if Venice were Cbica go, und these Venetians members of the Chicago Moral Science Association. But of the beauty of the Venetiao women —women whom Titian Giorgiooe, ami Paul Vereoe-e painted is the likeness of glowing voluptuous creat ares, whose hair had sto leo the glory of the son, aod whose fle»h ri valed the beauty of the peacb—how can one describe them when they are never seen save upon those brilliant canvasses. If there is a gold n h-ired woman in Venice betide the sunny haired American »t the United States Consulate, wt have thus far failed to see ber. If there is aoy peachy Arab in woman’s form it is hidden from our eyes. II there are any other Venetiao women than the long faced, large-nosed, black haired type, with whole medieval castles and gothic eatbeJrals of false hair piled over tbeir brows, aod whole inches of powder laid upon their faces, that meet u® at every turn, then they are evident ly too precious for mortal gase, and are hid den away somewhere like new Danaes In the paternal tower. Nowhere to tbe world, save, perhaps, in Brighton, K igland, does such a lavish U9e of powder prevail as in Italy. We thought the Neapolitan ladies had reached the lasi poaible limit of its use when ire saw them going boldly about looking like ghastly masks, through which looked burning eye*. Ba it remained to come to Venice to see the Neapolitans outdone, tor where the Ne apolitan only whitens her face, the Venetian covers herself with it from head to foot, so that hair, eyehrows, face, dress, and gome times even the flounce# of her skirt, are as white as were the ma-queraders in “Miller’s Prcity Daughter." it can scarcely he sup posed thnt the type of Venetian beauty has so radically changed since 400 years ago, fjten the most glowing rays of the Renais s*ite* gathered «pna Vmjfiljjyi canvasses, and made TitiunV beauties, and the ampler splen dor of Paul Veronese’s women to be the marvel of subsequent ages. It is probably true that scarcely n natural beauty ever was painted by one of those masters, and thnt every bit ol thnt gorgeous flesh and every lock of that splendid hair was the painter’s copy, of the product of hair-dyes and cosme tics ; and that the Venetian women then were in reality no more beautiful than they are now. In tho matter of tight-lacing, ton, the Ita'dan id«a seem* that which prevaded in our country at the beginning of the present century. One wonders how they breathe, these little-wnisted women iron corset bones show so plainly through their dresses that iron itself can do no more in the way of compression. One wonders they do not break in two and go walking off like the strange creature that a maniac American painter used to paint at the Gigi studio in Rome last winter. This poor fellow, who | had been a clergyman, knew nothing what ever of art, and the mania to paint had come upon him only with the shattering of his in tellect. As his manual skill was unequal to ary’hing more complicated than the paint ing of trousers and petticoats, he a'ways did bis model only from the waist downwards, and Item magnificently framed and sought to sell his paintings of headless, aud waistless *kirts and trousers, convinced that the pstron who lor more failed to understand the loftiest purposes of art. — | Corresj ondence c>f The lnter'Ocean. Nor a Bit Artomhukd —The fact that a large rrmjoritv of the people in this country are prepared for anything that may happen at any hour of the day was strongly exem plified at the ferry dock yesterday. Three or four “old heads’’ got together, and cook ed np a plan, and then went in a body to a ragged, woebegone chap who stood leaning over a spi'e, aud develop d it. Grading him with smiles, they each took biin by the hand, and Ihe spokesman said : ••It gives ns pleasure to be honored with the errand of seeking yon,and informing you that at oor State convention, held this forenoon, you were i-boien our nominee for Governor on the first formal bal lot. It is our pleasure to ask your ac ceptance of the honor; and, in so doing, you insure a candidate for whom we can work with earnestness and enthusiasm, and whose election to the gubernatorisl chair no Sana man for a moment can doubt.” The man had not changed a muscle of his face. He had preserved a calm and placid rxprrssion to the end ; ami when the spokes man s'epped back, the stranger tu r oed the quid of tobacco in his mouth, spit off the edge or the wharf, and replied : "Well, being as yon want me to run. I’ll do it, bot l ted you beforehand that I haven’t got a durned cent to spend on the canvass I You’ll have to run ms on my high qualifica tions entirely.” A Bannkr With a Stranor Drvio«. Upon the <i duration of war in 1812 the town military companies reorganised by the eloction of new < ffieers and a general brush ing op of accouterments. Just before tbe battle of PUtlsburg a town company in that vicinity elected a stalwart, but rather illit erate fellow, by thp name of Jonathan PiMs bury, captain. He felt that the eyes of tbe whole State of New Yoik were upon him He sncooraged his company to be brave in the coming battle. He assursd them that he would “behead them as long as there was a man of them left, and that bia own name would go down to posterity.” Ihe banoer of tbe company had erablnsoned upon it# folds, in addition to the stats and stripes, tbe emblematie eagle holding in its talons th< legendary scroll, ‘ E Plaribur Uonm ” The captain syed tbe eagle with admiration, but was puzated as to tbe significance of the motto. Seeking light upon the subject, he was informed by a wag that it was tbs name of the first captain of tbe company. A bright thought dawned upon the uncoltnred mind of Captain Pillsbory. He quietly took tbe flag to a sign pointer aod bad tbe name of the “first captuio” obliterated and his own substituted, and that company rushed bravely into th* fight bearing a banner with j that strange device, “E Jonathan Pillsbury.’* ' N. f Times. P Rkxkmbkhrd. hct Twj-tsd a Lirri.R.— I kaow u woman who keep* a boat dine house, n charming woman, always solicitous of the comfort i f her household, bn< with u peculiarity. She “remembers faces but not names.” Now it netor mattered to me that with every enp of coffee or ten sin* gave me I was rechrisictied. On the contrary, I found It ycry entertaining. But this did distriss her daughter. All in vain she labored with her mother, who smiling wrnt on in her own way in spite of her. But there came a time und oeension when her daughter set her heart upon her mother’s addressing a gentleman stranger correctly. All through the day of the evening on which he whs exp'eted. the daughter could be beard to say, os she followed her mother from room to room, “Now, remember, his name 19 Mr. Cowdry!” ro which the mother in every instance would reply. “ Yes, d- nr, I eni sure I know it—Cowdry I" The stranger took his seat ut the table. That bleewed woman, with a smile like an angel's and n self-possession I have never seen surpassed, looked sweetly across tho hoard and in quired, “Mr. Prycrtw, do you take cream and sugar ?”— Boston Transcript s Newport Letter. Old Een’s Will.—Old Eph took a notion the other day that he must m ike his will, and called to consult a lawyer lor tho purpose. The attorney gathered a pencil and piece of paper und prepared to m ke a schedule. ‘ Weil, Kph, what property have you got ?" “Well, ssh, dar's dut hobtaited dawg dat nebber sleeps, or if he does he’s alias talkin’ in it. Leave him to dst noflew of mine I nebber liked dat niggah.” '•All riifht,” said tho attorney, “there govs the dog " "Den dar'S (Ist hnzlo splitter soyv—leube her to whoebber kin coich her.’’ “The sow is disposed ol." “D« 'bncco box and pipe go I«>r de boy soon os he gits big enuff ter spit froo his tesf.” “It is so recorded," answered the attorney. 1 De house an’ lot goes to de gal.” "But there’s an incumbrance on the house, Eph ” “Wlmt’s dat you sny ?” “There is nn incumbrance on the house.” ‘Oh, ders om, am dey? Den I’s wufT more’n I thought 1 was. lyahc de cam - brance to the ole woman for to live on." Knbieo the Waorh Mar. — Amusing scenes often occur at railway depots. The Rochester Chronicle tells the following us happening there: The Erie depot was the scene of a Indi croua mistake last night on the arrival of the day express A young lady, well known in society here, csroc from the pisiform with a bound A benevolent looking old gentleman with long utster and snow while side whisker? was standing directly in front of the ear, evidently watching for s friend. She dropped her traveling bag and w th more than the usual demonstrations display ed on such occasion 3, threw both arms about hi neck aod imprinted several Bounding kisses upon bis faoe, at the some time mar muriug, “Oh,papa !" The startled old gentle man push'd h w gently aside und said io a smothered tone, ‘ Some mistake, somo mis take.” She sprang back like a trigh cited fawn, “Oh, 1 thought yon were father. You’ll exeme me, won’t yon?” “Certainly,” said the old boy, smacking his lips and si,til ing, ‘but you—you nearly smothered lac.” She afterward* found her ‘papa," bat ths previous effort had exhausted her, and she merely gave him a cold sort of a meeting house kiss Or Cocksb Hr RaMKunnaeD It.—A good story is toM of one of our prominent capitalists. In the old day® he was a poor boy, aod had to work for his living while other boys were at school I When he came to mao’s estate, therefore, he found biuiee f a trifle short in spalling. He was a clear beaded, brave-hearted man of business how ever, and be and his partner built th ir bus iness up to such proportions that they had to bay a fire-prpof sale. One combination word furnished them with tbe safe was “boot.” Oue of tbe partoers set the safe while the ether was at dioner. When the latter came in he tried to open the safe, but coaid do nothing with it. He turned to bis partner and said : “Are yoa sure yoa set this safe by tbe right word for the combination 1“ “Yes, 1 am.” The partner tried again, bat coukl do nothing with tbe safe. “Are you sore you used the right word 7 ” he asked. “Hang iake it,' a .id his now exasperated p rtoct ;“of course I am. I set it b-u-t-e —boot. I don't forget anything in an i boor P A hrro physician is Dr. South, of Wes tern Texas, lie was wirned some time ago that his life wa« to pav the forfeit of having voted on the.Gr.t'd Jury for indictment of a certain band of desperadoes. One night a m.m rode up to the Dr.’s runche and in fnrnv'd him 'hut tho wife of the ringleader was ill, ami that he must attend her. He naturally thought that it was a trick to get him out eid kill h<ni but lie was conscien tious in hi" profession. He gut his horse and role away wi'h the messenger right into the gang of desperadoes, and dismount ing, entered the tent of the woman. There lay tho sufferer, whil* lb* lean who had promised to kill the doctor stood by. The doctor d lew his revolver, placed it on the pillow nod r<ninkcd that he would “attend to professi >n»l calls first, and personal ones afterward” The desper adoes were struck with his courage and lite humanity, and Vebled his fee instead of shooting him. A Wrstbrn man, having lost his wife, wus accp»tcd_hy a sympidh’zing friend, who remarked upon his woebegone appearance, “Well, I gn n M you would look thin too,” was the mPlHireholy rejoinder, “if you hail to gel up before daylight, make the fires, diaw water, split wood, and feed the cattle, all before breakfast. I just tell you what it i«, il 1 don't get somebody to fill poor, dear sainted Maria’s place, I will be renting by her side be lore muny weeks are post.” The young ladies of Washington are de bating how they shull effectively rebuke the ill bred men who stme nt them in the street curs and stages. Easy rnooob. Poke tho point of your parasol handle Into their eyes. A man. no innttor how ill-bred he may bp, lusts his appetite for staring after he has Imd an eye punched out three or four times, Or the yonng ladies might walk. "You remember,” said the passenger, "Ihe good brother in Grtensburg, Ind , who was suddenly called on to lead in prayer at some me ting sml opened his petition by saying: ‘Unaccustomed as we. are to public speaking, O Lord, and being entirely nn, repureil, we will still mdeavor lo make a few rambling remarks.' ’’ A lady recently had a premonition that as soon as she printed her first vol ume of poems she would die. The promo tion was fulfilled. We would carmstly call Ihe attention of a large number of poetical young Indies and gentlemen to the fact that these things g» nerally happen without any premonition at all. A (’niRRSE student at Andover wrote in a lady’s Album the following version of a well- known poem t How doth the little sting bug improve every sixty mimitoa , All the da». Go pirkoe up sting bug juVe From flowers j ist got bo.ted. i \orfJk County GtutHe “Now, Uncle Pete, l am going to give you something bully. This brandy Is twen ty four years old ” "Twenty-four years old, boss T” ask'd old Pe'e, eyeing the “one flnget” doubtfully ; “this ysr brandy twentr. four years old? Mighty small for it’s age, boss—mighty small.’’ Do you reailr, truly love me, More than any girl yon know ? Well, then, hug me just a little, If you moat, before you go. Fold your arm' around me tighter, H-ve you never hugged before ? Draw me m-arer, draw me closer ; Cau'l y*>u hug tne any more? At dinner she had a doctor at either ham), ODe of whom remarked thit they were well served, since they hid a dock be tween them. “Yes,” she broke Id—her wit is of tbe sort that comw in fl islies-“and I am between two quack®. ’’ Then silence fell. w A victim of domestic infelicity, wbo Is lo the habit of dreaming, should never go to sleep in church. A congregation near Q iincy was somewhat started last Sabbath wheu a venerable member excitedly yelled : "Here, now, drop that skillet, old woman.'* Matron, to her boy. sc earning : “Willie, how long are you going to keep my tooth-, bra h 7” • I'm thr-ugh with it, mammy; S.llte's u®ing it now“ Tell Sallie to bring it here immediately ; that t;irl won’t baveaDy teeth left if she keeps on scrubbing them.” IjroioNAsrr wife—“lf I had known you were coming home in this condition, I should have gone home to my father’s.” Inebtia t«d husband—" Hie—would you 7 I'm sorry didn’t sbvud you word— bic.” AS infamous old bachelor being asked if he ever witr.e*eed a public execution, re plitd, “No, but I once saw a marriage.” “Dkath loves a shining mark,” which is perhaps the rea-ou why a dead tnaekeral shines on a moonlight night. Rkckift for making jo’ r own eye water atick your finger in it. _ NO. 41