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THE HENRY COUNTY WEEKLY
VOJ . XVIII.
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professjona r, cards.
a_JKO. W. IIKYAA.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonough, Da.
Will practice in ‘.lie counties comprising
tlie Flint Judicial Circuit, Ihc Supreme
Courl of Georgia, and the United States
District Court.
yym. t. liK uiiT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonoucu, Da.
Will practice in the counties composing
he Flint Judicial Circuit,the Supreme Court
of Georgia and the United States District
Court. apr27-1 y
Tj HHAGAIK,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
McDoNoron.TiA.
Will practice in all (he Courts o( Georgia
Special attention given to commercial and
othercollections. Will attend all the Courts
at Hampton'regularly. Office upstairs over
Tiik Wkkkly office.
A. HROW.T,
* ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonough, Da.
Will practice in all the counties compos
ing the Flint Circuit, the Supreme Court of
Georgia and (he United Stales District
Court. janl-ly
| Oil A 1.. ’I'VE.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Date City Natioal Bank Building,
Ati.anta. Da,
Practices in Ihc State and Federal Courts,
Jj A. PIiKPLEN,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Hampton, Ga,
Will practice in all the counties composing
the Flint Judicial Circuit, the Supreme Court
of Georgia and the District Court ol the
United States. Special and prompt inten
tion given to Collections, Oct 8, 18 F
||K. G. I». t’AMPBEM,
DENTI ST,
McDonouoh Da.
Any one desiring work done can he ac
c immodated either by calling on me in per
son or addressing me through the mails.
Terms cash, unless special arrangements
ire otherwise made.
PARKER’S
RSiiigaa hair balsam
•j » 'CjJj'Wi' iSI Cleanup and beautifies the hair.
V'- Promotes a luxuriant growth.
Fails to Bestore Gray
[ V:», -jPU Hair to its Youthful Color.
Curt-s scalp diseases & hair tailing.
! A YO U CONSUMPTIVE 1
I’se Parker’s Ginger Tonic. It cures the worst Cough,
"Weak Lungs, Debility, Indigestion, Pain, Take in time. 50 cti.
HINDERCORNS. The only sure cure for Coma.
Stops ail pair.. 13c. at Druggists, or lifSCOX Jc CO., N. Y.
inside, outside. and aU the way thropgh,
by drinking ■-* *
HIRES’K
This great Temperance drink; 'T ..
is as healthful, as it is pleasant. Try It.
TURE S / ScHENCK'S
Remedy '
for i®“ Mandrake
Liver Liver Pills
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TITS A XI) HAPPENINGS.
Farmers all busily employed harvest
iog the wheat and oat crop, aud the
sound of the steam tbresh will soon
put the birds to twittering in tbe se
questered solitude of their wild wood
I retreats.
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The cominencHnoiit season is now
upon us, and the oration of the oncom
ing l<rds of creation mingling with the
essay of their future helpmeets are
heard from “Lookout’s heights to Ty
bee’s lights,” making gladsome music
for fond parents cars. God bless cur
boys aud girls, and may they grow up
into as pertect man and womanhood as
they arc as children in our sight.
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Jobu Hightower is a model young
farmer. He has a fifty or sixty acre
field of cotton that is hard to beat.
Young ladies, ibis is a pointer.
Toy Turner went up to Gainesville
last week on a visit to the family of
his uncle, Mr. Green Tumer(P). He
no doubt had a most delightful lime.
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Spring chickens are still scarce in
this market—and big meetings are
near at hand !
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Southwest Georgia shipped her first
load of watermelons last week, but it
will be somewhere in the neighborhood
of a mouth yet before tbe denizens
of these precincts can enjoy that lux
urious fruit a la Stanton :
Swingin’ lime,
Singing time,
Time to be sippin’
The sunny
Made honey
Of melon juice diippin’.'
The recent rains have g'ven the
grass a good start and the hoys are
now hustling to catch up once more.
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It seems that the wonderful base
ball euthusiasm which existed among
our hoys eaily in the season has about
petered out, although iti some of our
neighboriug towns it still rages at fever
heat.
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, Children’s Day will be observed at
the M. E. church next Sunday after
noon. An interesting programme of
recitations aud songs will be rendered.
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Isn’t it about time for the City Fa
thers to start out tbe “dog fennel”
brigade, and have our sidewalks put in
presentable condition before summer
visitors to the different gatherings that
will shortly convene in our midst com
mence to arrive ?
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Contentment and plentlv have
thrown their robe of green over this
section aud everything’s calm aud
serene. Dewberries, huckleberries,
strawberries, plums, hang sparkling in
their lusciousness in ever fence corner;
mellow apples and crimson cheeked
peaches in the orchard ; honey fairly
dripping from the gums ; garden “sass”
world without end, and yellow-legged
leghorns are some of the causes which
help to bring about a feeling like this
down in Georgia about now. Who
wouldn’t be content ?
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The proposed brass band is about to
materialize into a full fleduged orches
tra. Well, boys, we wish you success
in whatever line you may exert your
musical talent.
Wo hereby returu thanks for an in
vitation to be present at the closing ex ■'
ercises of the Middle Georgia Agricul
tural College, Milledgeville, Ga. Three
of McDonough’s most promising young
men, Messrs. Harris Carmichael, Ar
thur Copeland and Emmett McKibbeD,
are attending school at that popular in
stitution.
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O.viug to the indisposition of the
pastor, Rev. W. VV. Rriusfield, —he
being afflicted with inflamed tonsils—
Rev. Turner Johuson filled the pulpit
at the Methodist church last Sunday,
deliveringla feeling exhortatiou on “I’a
rental Duty.” A large congregation
was in ai tendance.
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It is expected that a large numbei
of visitors will be in attendance on
the commencement exercises of Mc-
Donough Institute, which will occur
on the 19th, 20ili, and 21st insts.
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Col Jim Wall has made a discovery
that will undoubtedly prove of inter
est to all engaged in poultry raising,
viz: a sure method of breaking a ben
from trying to set—something that
mcdonough, ga„ Friday, juneo. tsua.
gives all chicken raisers more or less
trouble. The discovery was like an
inspiration to the Colonel, coming to
! him while dealing with a refractory
j old hen who had through the heroic
treatment of “dousing” in cold water,
confinement without food or water, etc.,
: still remained true to her convictions
|to set; then it was that the magnificent
mental qualifications of our distinguish
ed friend, the Colonel, began to cast
about with that same earnestness dis
played in pursing 'he tangled threads
of evidence in cases iu which he is
i employed, she wing up all the existing
facts iu the clear light of reason, so
that justice may be meeted out, he
j consentrated his lowering intellect to
j the invention of a plan, and lo! before
1 bis eyes flashed like a vision the old
wash pot. The very thing! With
it turned over her, the hen would be
enveloped iu darkness like unto that
flung ’round old Eharoah and bis
host dowu in Egypt some few thous
and years ago, and there Madame
Hen would be allowed to sit iu soli
tude for some several days, and
then—.why there’s nothing sim
plot—she would only remember
her former desired to set as a fevered
dream of mid-night birth when liber
ated again iutu the bright, dancing,
golden sun light.
The idea was not sooner thought
than put into execution ! And the re
suit—well, if you want to find out
about it you had better avoid the Col
onel, if you don’t waut your wife set
ting some other felbw up iu business
of! your life insurance, and call ou bis
Neighbor Alexander, who will take
pleasure iu giving you all the informa
tion you may desire.
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The annual meeting of the stock
holders of McDonough Institute was
held last Saturday evening at the court
h use The following board of direc
tors was elected for the ensuing year :
Messrs. C. A. McKibbeu, T. D. Stew
art, 11. •). Copeland, J. W. Alexander,
I!. 15. Carmichael, E. J. Reagan, A. F.
Harper. Reagan, President; Cope
aud, Treasurer; Harper, Secretary.
A resolutiou was, also, passed by
the stockholders to hold a meeting at
Institute Hall ou the last day of com
mencement at 2:00 o’clock p. m , to
hear a report upon the financial condi
tion of the Institute.
#**
!lon. Slevo Clay, president of the
state senate, aud whose name is being
prominently mentioned as Gov. North
en’s successor, passed through McDon
ough Saturday last, eu route home
from Talbotton, whither he had beeu to
deliver the literary address before the
Pigh School at that place.
Air. Geo. Calloway, who has been
an employe of the E. T. V. & G. Ry.
for some time past at this place, has
received the position of section fore
tnau of Locust Grove section, so we
have been informed, and will move bis
family to that place shortly. The
Weekly wishes him success in his new
position.
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The following is Hicks’ weather pro
gramme for the mouth of June in sub
stance. He says : Theie will be some
stormy weather about the 3rd and re
actionary storms with warmer weather
about the Gth an! 7th, and a cool spurt
from the 7th to the 9th. About the
10th strong indications of the solistice
storms will appear, with weather grow
ing steadily warmer, resulting in active
storms from the 11th to the 14th.
The temperature and storms will likely
reach a crisis about the time of the
new moon. It will be showery from
the 10th to the 2oth. During these
solistital storms there will be great
electrical activity, especially during the
night, but he considerately states that
no otie need be alarmed, as it will be
more graud than disas'rous. About
the 23rd, 24th and 2<3th, heavy storms
with much rain and thunder and light
-1 niog may be expected. The month
will close with heavy local rains and
cooler weathei during the last two or
three dsvs.
Some people have the effrontery to
assert, in a taunting spi-it, that the
| democrats will Ho nothing towards re
form ; yet S' cretary Note Smith, in
one decision recently, swept aside a
corrupt decision of predecessor, by
which he will save from fifteen to
twenty millions of dollars from the
hungry whi lpool of |teu.t )it extrava
gance. That looks to us, says the
Sparta Ishma Hte, lihe practical reform
with a great big continental R.
Smr BLACK-DRAUGHT lucint Constipation
“KIIBAL." 1
As lor me, I count but *qc,
Not to be written plural;
When I any "we” 1 always men.i
Myself and Mrs. RBn|f
And in tbe above souse I wiii say
that “we” had “our” fiiSt dewberry
pie for the season yesterday ;
lowing the dewberry crop is a bounti
ful blackberry crop, with j a moderate
crop of peaches, aud the prospect is
good that fruit pies will be ltd rarity in
a short while.
Rain is plentiful aud the prospects
for field crops are übout jthe average
for the season.
I learu that Mr. T. U\ Price has
gone ou a business trip OfCol&RitnA.
We have iu our possession an inter
esting relic of by-gone dqys iu the
shape ot an almauac and sepdcatalogue
published by David La udreth, of Phil
adelphia, for the year 1854,
I dou’t agree with Y7.T. G. adt
Abram ou the idea that anything the
governmeut might please to call money
would be good enough. My idea is
quality first aud quantity I next. The
country might be flooded with money,
but unless it represen tuil some real
value it would be worthies*. The on
ly financial measure 1 could suggest,
however, would be to let the Chinese
stay with us and make them pay a
royalty ou each quart of our hlackber
they pick. Rubai..
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Where We Were Biot Lutt|jAgo.
It is not often tbe case that we iu
trude our presence in the parlor when
occupied by lovely young ladies. Now
aud then, however, we drop in to see
who it is that is culling such soft, sweet
music from the tireless lungs of tlmt!
beautiful organ.
Well, if no one will become offend
ed, I will state briefly where we were
not long ago. We werevat the pleas
ant home of our old friend, Elder 11. |
J. Now, it is universally known to!
the young men that this popular gen j
tlemau has two lovely youug daughters I
who are peculiarly attractive. Since |
spending a short while in the company
of those young ladies, lam not at all
surprised that so , inauy, young men |
make it convenient to call around there
pretendingly to see Tom, and to get a
drink of water.
But, boys, you cau’t moonshine this
old man in that sort of style. I have
been along that road myself. It is on
ly youDg birds that are fooled with
chaff. Tom and the water is all a
farce. It is Miss Fannie Lou and
Miss Kate who constitute the magnet.
Well, I am not surprised at that either.
The young man who proves to be the
fortunate suitor will have won a prize
more valuable tliau a ruby.
But let me tell you, young men—
those young ladies don’t fancy a young
man who is so ’fraid of a snake bite
as to carry a little flask of antidote in
his side pocket. You had better risk
the snake bite without carrying the
remedy with you. If you can’t do any
better, when you find that you are
about to run up on a terrible poison
snake, do like Col. Reagan did, jump
overboard and swim like a cutter for
the shore. Those girls bad rather
risk a young man who had made his
timely escape from a snake by cat fish
swimming, rather than the young man
who cannot risk an encounter with a
poison snake without having the little
flask remedy, stuck in his side pocket.
You ate right, gills. Stick to the
text, and whi n a young man says love
tove to you, ask him if he is afraid of
snakes, and if he can swim. Be sure,
Kate, to sound him on the snake ques
tion, exercising your olfactories a little,
and if you catch on to the smell o’ his
breff you may know he is “’fraid of
snakes.” Tell him to jump and swim.
There is another class of gallant
youug men who sometimes call on
some youug ladies. Not that they re
ally have any iuterest in those ladies,
but these youug swell-headed up-starts
want to show other young men how
popular they are with all the ladies.
I am glad to say, however, I don’t
know but one of that disgusting class
of half witted, self-inflated, regular na
tive born fools. You may not detect
any offensive order on his breath, but
you will soon find out that he is a full
grown fool, for the want of good hatd
sense
Now, youug ladies, if this old sciib
bler’s kindly intended counsel is worth
anything to you, it is given in connec
tion with his best wishes for your peace
and prosperity in this life, with a rich
aud glorious inheritance in the better
life Iteyond. W. T. G.
Try BLACK-DRAUGHT tea for
’ am The Last One Gene.
Up in Whitfield coiibty, near Tuu v
I uel Hill, I Have a beloved si*ter who'
lias recently lost her Companion, Dr.
i George Harlan, au old and promiuent l
f physician it* his dayJJjiS an able min
i ister of the gospel, passed awa/ to Ips*
! reward oft- tIiAJ frh of .sfay, 189$, in
[his 79th year.
He was one of seven som-in-law*.
| who were married in this old dwelling.,
j where I s am writing this short history
j of.’ our fetKer'a children. There weee
nine oh ns who lived to be grown, seven
girls and only two Ijoys.- The, three
oldest girls are resting iu their, “graves
t,ie S&f en side* **F6urof
are leH bergft, of tygg lif* long aojw '
ujpijnK DprSarlan was thw |nra«|e
To suyender his mantle ay<l cross over
the river. Those wjio were intimately
accquainfed with’’[this eld nervaut of
God largely award-to him sincerity of
purpose said an unwavering contidenoe
iff the religiotfclie professed, ( think
he could say, Jake the Apostle, 1 hftve
finished my course, I bafy rpti *my
race, f have kept the faith. Forty-five
! years aga life stood beside the marriage
altar and entered intod eovfc
ngnt with the woman of, his choice, to
love,’defend arid provide for, so long
as be might live. That sacred ojjliga <
lion is now at Jn qud. His last aux
liw care went with him to he (f&tded
jvitb hitp in a separatf grkve. (Oh,
litndof drettos, that world-beyoiiri, hiyv
'little do we know of those wild*aro over
there. Scores upon scores of our dear
est Joved oqes, who long ago went over
to tße other shore, ifud not one of thorn
lias ever' returned wistra message to
us from that spirit land.
Bereft ones, ICTT-not the dark clouds
(liat so Often darken qur way, fill our
hearts with gloftm and despondency.
Our loved'ones are waiting at the gatb
fqr us. Yes, wailing and watching for
us who are yet left behind*, Time iti*
its onward rapid flight will soon carry
the. last one of our father's Cbildreu
over to the other side. The youngest
have nearly attained to their three
score mile post. The oldest has pass
ed his three score and ten. One by
one we are getting home.
VT. T. n.
How Advertising Pays.
Scott & Bowne, manufacturers of
Scott’s Emulsion, have recently moved
into a magnificent, twelve story build
ing in New York, which ig the general
headquarters of the Scott’s Emulsion
Company, with branch offices in Eng
laud, Spain, Italy, France and Canada.
This is a marvelous exhibition of what
can be done by judicious advertising.
Houndreds of thousands of dollars have
been spent in announcing the merits of
Scott’s Emulsion, which is now recom
mended by physicians throughout the
world, and prescribed by them iu every
civilized country. The company as
cribes its wonderful success iu the
statement that “while we naturally
think that our great success would
not have been possible unless Scott's
Emulsion possessed superior merits, we
do not underestimate the value of ad
vertising, and we would suggest to ev
ery business man that in advertising
be finds tbe bes, and quickest way to
public favor.”
Tbe grand monument just completed
in New York in the shape of this mag
nificent bqilding shows what genuine
merit when coupled with advertising
can do.
Strongly Endorsed.
Tlie advertising of Hood’s Sarsapa
rilla appeals to tin: sober, common
sense of thinking people, because it is
true; and it is always fully substanti
ated by endorsements which in the
financial world would Iks accepted with
out a moment’s hesitation. Tin y tell
the story HOOD’S CUItK-S.
Hood’s Hills cure liver ills, jaundice,
biliousness, sick headache, constipa
tion.
Here is a solid chunk of truth and
wisdom from the Sparta Islm.aeli'e;
“If a thousand million silver dollars,
or dollars of any other sort, were put
in circulation tomorrow, the man with
nothing to give in exchange would not
be able to get one dollar of the vast
issue without stealing it. Money is
the measure, the representative, o' v 1
tie; and the man without value . f any
sort to give in exchange is bound to be
without money.”
The probability now is that the lied
wine case will not come up before fall
and he will have shady quarters in jail
all summer. Just here we would re
mark, by way of parenthesis, that it is
the law’s delays that are the prolific
cause of lynching*.—Ex.
of Leavening Fower.-—Latest If 3. GoviMleport?
P n v A l Baking
' ABSOIUTELY PUMi
'a 's niK Find.
■ A report cotqes from
.dawsvjts proves
the jiohosty of an old man and
the cm;cli:s«neßß of goun? railroad or
The 6$ negro found $7 OffO in - caslf
and a railroad mileage ticket, and they
are nowyiii safe* hands awaiting their
owner. , ” ,"''rT .
A fffw days ago as JoJjji Berringer,
no old negro fishermain wid walking
on the n»i|rqad track between the depot
at 'GporgotoWn and the bridge across’
the Chattahoochee rjvet'he found a
poqch oentafiling .money and a 5,000
mile ticket.
1 « -. • ay ..'. * »
old rrdm wrs frightened at see
ing sq inmjli'tboney ijj oae .pile, and
‘cijtrri^f 1 ttiu * poircli Mr* Lampley,
*ho counted mousy and
wero over together with *thd
mileage ticket. '‘Pi ,
TheffeQgh is tuppooel to iiave been
losFoflf the capnon %all traiu.
Mr. at last accounts still
bad the money in charge, while the ofd
negro bad gone all the way to Mont
gomery to tell all ho knew concerning
the big find,—Dawson News.
The following “editor's lament” ap
peared recently in the columns of an
exchange. Listen to the woeful wail:
“Forward, turn forward, oil time iu
your flight; turn mo a fortuno aud set
me up right. lam weary of running
iu debt for my clother aud owing for
grub that down my throat goes. Weary
of working for what 1 have not, weary
of owing for win* 1 have got.' Never
no neyer, turn backward for raiq for
well I remember my good mother’s
knee ; I remember the *l<pper caiue
down with a slam, whenever I got iu
the blackberry jam. The days, too, at
school were a terrible bore, when I was
obliged to stand on the floor : and all
iu the world that ever I done was to
wink at a girl—pure matter of fun.
The days of the past, like the days
that we meet, composed a fair mixture
of bitter and sweet. So forward, turn
foiward, oh, time, in your way, and
give me some cash, just enough for to
day." _ _ _
A Chicago court fined a man SIOO
for kissing one girl and a New York
court fined a man $o for kissing six
girls. But why does a man who kisses
a Chicago girl commit a $lO crime,
while the man who kisses a New Y«rk
girl violates the law to the extent of
only about 83 cents? Evidently there
is a lack of uniformity either in our
laws or in our girls.
The Supremo Court of the United
States in an opinion by Justice Jack
son has decided in an appeal from the
Georgia courts that “upon a fugitive’s
surrender to the State demanding his
return he may be tried in the State to
which he is refunded for any other of
fence than that specified in the requisi
tion,” and that the relations of the
States to each other, with respect to
the fugitives from justice, are not those
of foreigu nations.
No property should he exempted
t from bearing the burden of taxation.
It is like a team of horses to a heavy
load. When one refuses to [mil there
is a strain upon the balance. So it is
wilh propeity when some of it is not
molo 10 do its parr.
Worth county farmers are hustlers.
The Tifton Gazette tells of one who
gave a “log-rolling one day last week, a
house moving the next and welcomed a
17-pound boy at his house on the third.”
There is only one legal hanging to ev
ery sixty-three murders. No wonder
the |>cople are taking the law into their
own hands and visiting upon murdi rers
the penalty of their crimet.—Dhwsoii
N, tvs.
S’.ato h tul , lays au < xcb-iug'\would
be safe in (> orgiu under our present
bank regulations. And from recent
indications would b-s safer than the na
tional banks, in the interest of which
they are now taxed out of existence.
Tom Watson is going to go to C e
devil if he doesn’t quit lying abi uf
Hancock county and Hancock demo
i crats.—Sparta Ishmaelite.
0 CENTS A COPY,
--w ". . J" Jft' IM*
Twenty widows *nd two flirtighter*
.of revolutionary wkjiejs draw Pdwions
?r<a» the government. •** ffißMpwOr
Th« fellows who do the least Wt>rft
do most of ineliowling about the hard
‘tithes,’ sayi ydihr ‘ihicJgSid Lewi*. *s,•
—" - s— - - * '
The Albany Herald thinks there i*
too gauch uf the “I'mthe-big-jyoss-anfi
don’t care a-—-” about the adraini*-'
tration. - ~ .
Every womsyi in the south should, in
the opinion of the Hawkingvllle Dis
patch, be taught the use of thd pistol
and the breech-loading shot gun, aod
be able to use them quickly and effect
tally.
Georgia need* a law prohibiting the
eatching or killing of fish fuany of her
running streams, except WitlJ »uy
l>ne- f silica law, in five j&arV,
,our streams woq Id be well Stocked ’frith
#lMtiml# of wys thp Georgia
Enterprise. » ' V *•
Why destroy present bappiness,by a
distant misery which may never coma
at all, or you may never live to see It ?
Every substantial grief has twenty
shadows, and most of them shadows of
our own making.
The first week’s board bill 6f. the
duke of Veragua at the Auditorium
has beeu sent to the treasury depart
ment for payment. It called for $2,f)00.
Uncle Sam invited both the duke and
the Princess Eulalie to visit this coun
try and will foot their bill. •
It is calculated to reduce the fear of
traveling by railroad to know that by
computations based apou actual statis
tics of accidents, it is shown that tbe
average distance a passenger might
travel without being killed is twice the
distance from the earth to the sun.
The Valdosta Times has been doing
a little investigating, and says : Some
of the old time bosses in Georgia have
been left, and they and their friends
are studiously warning the people
against the possibility of the evolution
of some new bosses. They are against
bossism—of course.
Here is one from Statuon :
“Did Brown pas* the civil service
examination ?”
“No ; didn’t know one rule o’ gram
mar an’ fell under the multiplication
table.”
“What’s he doin’ for a livin’ now?”
He’s a teacliin’ of a school in Geor
gia.
From Frleml to Krlen«l
Goes the story of the excellence of
Hood's Sarsaparilla and what it lias
accomplished, and this is the strongest
advertising which is done on behalf of
this medicine. We endeavor to tell
honestly what Hood’s Sarsaparilla is
and what it will do, but what it has
done is far more important and far
more potent. Its unequaled record of
cures is sure to convince those who
have never tried Hood’s Sarsapa
rilla that it is an excellent medcine.
A I.easier.
Since its first introduction, Klcctiic flit
ters has gained rapidly in popular favor,
until now it is clearly in the lead among
pure medicinal tonics and alteratives —con-
taining nothing which permits its use us a
beverage or intoxicant, it is recognised as
the best and purest u.cdieine for all uil
| meats of Stomach, Liver and Kidneys.—lt
1 will cure Sick Headache, indigestion. Con*
1 -tipation and drive Malaria from the sys
j lent. Satisfaction guaranteed with each
bottle or money will lie refunded Trice
j only 50c per liotlle. Sold by D. J. Sanders.
A lien a man runs bis race iu thn
world and retches the end, he is natur
ally out of breath.
t.iuiriintrril <'ll re.
We authorize our advertised druggist to
| sell Ur. King’s New Discovery for Con
sumption, coughs and colds, upon this con
ditio*. If you are afflicted with a cough,
cold or any lung, throat or chest trouble,
and will use this remedy as directed, giving
it a fair trial, and experience no benefit,
you may return the bottle and have your
money refunded. We could not make this
otter did we not know that Ur. King’s New
Discovery could lie relied on. It never
disappoints. Trial iiottle free at any drug
j -store. Large size 50c and SI.OO.
(ay* WINE OF CARDUI, a Tonic for Women.