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THE HENRY COUNTY WEEKLY
VOL. XIX.
B. W. WRENN, JR.
Attorney-at-Law,
C ° M Bpec'alty* W Atlanta, Georgia,
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ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonough, Ga.
Wilt practice in the counties comprising
the Flint Judicial Circuit, the Supreme
Court of Georgia, and the United States
District Court.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonough, Ha.
Will practice in the counties composing
he Flint Judicial Circuit,the Supreme
'Of Georgia and the United States District
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
McDonough, Ga.
Will practice in all the Courts of Georgia
Special attention given to commercial and
other collections. Will attend all the Courts
al Hampton regularly. Office upstairs over
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A. BROWIi
* ATTORNEY AT LAW,
McDonough, Ga.
Will practice in all the counties compos
ing the Flint CSneuit, the Supreme Court of
Georgia auwi tlhc Uniteu States District
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ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Gate City Natioal Hank Building,
Atlanta, Ga,
Practices in the State and Federal Courts,
J| A. PEEPE.ES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Hampton, Ga,
Witl'practice in all the counties composing
the Flint Judicial Circuit, the Supreme Court
of Georgia and the District Court ot the
United States. Special and prompl inten
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Definitions of Home.
The London Tid Biits offered a prize
for the best definition of homo. Mere
are some of the best of 5,000 answers
sentiu :
The goldeu getting in which the
brightest jewel is “mother.”
A world of strife shut out, a world
of love si' ut in.
A ship upon the Oceau ot life, where
the captain is assisted by a first class
mate.
An arbor which shades when the
sunshine of prosperity becomes too
dazzling ; a harbor where the human
bark fiuds shelter in the lime of adver
sity.
Home is the hlo.som of which heaven
is ihe fruit.
Home is a person’s estate obtained
without injustice, kept without dis
quietude ; a place where time is spent
without repentance, and which is i uled
hy justice, mercy and love.
A gland old mirror, through which
both sides of us are seen.
That source of comfort which youth
does not fully appreciate, which the
young meu and maidens lovingly de
sire which the middle aged generally
possess, which the old rightly value. I
A hive in which, like the industrious
bee, youth garners the sweets and
memories of life for age to mediiate and
feed upon. .
The place where the cook spoils the
dinner, where the baby spoils the night’s
rest, and where a late breakfast for an
early train spoils the digestion.
A place easily left but not so easily
forgotten.
The place where the great are some
times small and the small often great.
The divinely appointed school for
mankind, where husband and wife, pa
rents and children mutually educate
one another.
When good, a man’s kingdom and
haven of refuge ; when indifferent, a
parade ground of duty ; when bad, the
torturer’s cage in which the victim
could neither move nor rest nor stand
nor lie.
The kingdom of love whose queen is
“mother.”
The world’s workshop for the manu
facture of character.
A mint, in which our characters (the
coins of life) are stamped and impress
ed.
A junction on love’s railway.
The best place for a married man af
ter business hours.
Home is the cosiest, kindliest, sweet
est [dace in all the world, the scene of
our purest earthly joys and deepest
sorrows.
A place the clubman retires to when
weary of his club.
The only spot on earth where the
faults and failings of fallen humanity
are hidden under the mautle of charity.
Where mother lives.
The father’s kingdom, the children’s
paradise, the mother’s world.
The jewel casket containing the most
precious of all jewels—domestic happi
ness.
The place at which the bread-winner
looks to obtain some little rest and
quietness after a day of toil, and the
favorite sojourning place of one’s off
spring while there is aught to be got
out of it, and the place just as studious
ly avoided by them when their pecuni
ary position would warrant something
being got out of them.
Where you are treated best and
grumble most.
Home is a cqptral telegraph office of
human love into which run innumera
ble wires of affection, many of which,
though extending thousands of miles,
are never disconnected from the one
great terminus.
The centre of our affections, around
which our heart’s best wishes twine.
A little hollow scooped out of the
windy hill of the world where we can
be shielded from its cares and annoy
ances.
A popular but paradoxical institution
in which woman works in the absence
of man and man rests in the presence of
woman.
A working model of heaven, with
real angels in the form of mothers aod
wives.
The place where all husbands should
be at uight.
The place in which you live till you
are old enough to get away from it,
and to which you never fail to return
when there is nowhere else to go.
The antipodes of bad lodgings.
The place dearest to those who have
lost it.
The cnly place on earth where a
man is seen as he truly is.
A place that is either made or marr
jed by a woman.
A place we are always unhappy
McDonough, ga.. Friday, august ai. isoi.
j away from and never contented in.
An oasis in the desert of life where
one can find a shady retreat fiom the
sun of toil and drink from the wtll of
happiness.
A scat of bliss where naught's amiss.
A universal lodestone.
A school wherein we are taught the
most important lessons of life, for they
constitute the basis upon which we
build the whole sup rstructure of our
characters.
A Distinction.
“Yes, I suppose you may call Eben
a successful man. He does a good bus
iness, but in my mind lie isn’t prosper
>us.” So said Mrs. Tracy to her sis
ter, who had congratulated her ou the
purchase hy her husband of a mill
which he was thought to have bought
at a bargain, says the Cincinnati Trib
une.
“Well,” returned her sister, “it
seems to me everything he touches
comes out just right. He’s the busiest
man in town.”
“That’s just ii,” retorted Mis. Trs
cy. “He’s busy and he succeeds in his
doings, but that isn’t prospering—not
as I understand it. You see,” she
continued, “when we were first mar
ried he leased the little woolen mill
down ou the stream, and got along first
rate. He wasn’t overbusy, and we
used to ride together every afternoon
and have lots of company and good
times.
“l!ut he began to make money and
buy more wood, and more mills to take
care of it and more storehouses to put
it in, until it takes about all bis time to
get it from one mill to the other.
Some times I see him ou Sunday, but
lie is generally busy resting up to start'
again. He’s about as much a slave as
if be were chained in a galley.”
“Yes, but he does make money,”
said one.
“Well, perhaps so, but it all goes
to buy more wool. If anybody ban
kers for lots of wool iu this world that’s
one thing. Eben has any amouut of
wool, but when it comes to getting the
real solid goodness Dut of life and en
joying it, he’s forgotten how to do it.
Really, as I look at it, Eben is the
most uoprosperous man in town.”
Not In Politics.
July 31, a letter from a worthy citi
zen came to me, from which I quote as
follows :
“it is being used in my county, as in
argument in favor of the Populist par
ty, that you have said you intended to
vote for Judge Mines lor Governor.”
This man respectfully a'ks me con
cerning the truth of this report. I
prefer to answer through the press.
Paper that copy will oblige me much.
The report is false. Moreover:
Since I was consecrated a Bishop in
the Methodist Episcopal Church South
at St. Louis, May, 1890, I have not
cast a vote. >
The right of preachers to vote I re
cognize; my right to refrain from voting
I affirm. For votiing I centure no
man; for non-voting, others may cen
sure "or approve me as seemeth good
unto them. “Me that judgeth me is
the Lord.”
My office and ministry call me from
one side of the continent to the other.
In the church I serve all meu of all
political beliefs. 1 am the servaut of
them all.
A pastor cannot be a partisan.
Yesterday I asked after an old friend,
a useful member of the church in my
younger days.
“What of him.'”’
“Dead.”
“How died he ?”
“Out of the church aud an unbeliev
er.”
“How did it come about ?”
His pastor bitterly denounced his
politics. Thehuit eventually drove
him out of the church.
But intolerance in politics is silly.
Its root is ignorance. Its fruit is evil
and only evil.
To put it otherwise : Intolerance is a
vice.
This personal statement I would not
have made had it concerned me as a
cit'zen only. A G. Mavoood.
A Sleeper.
A sleeper is one who sleeps. A
sleeper is that in which the sleeper
sleeps. A sleeper is that on which the
sleeper runs while the sleeper sleeps
Therefore, while the sleeper sleeps in
the sleeper, the sleeper carries the
sleeper over the sleeper under the
sleeper until the sleeper which carries
the sleeper jumps the sleeper and
wakes the sleeper in the sleeper, by
! striking the sleeper under the sleeper,
[on the sleeper, and there is no longer
any sleeper sleeping in the sleeper.
The English Way of Giving.
Col. Thomas Porterhouse Ochiltree,
having torn himself away from Sarato
I ga for a day or two, conferred upon the
Hotel Waldorf the distinction of his
♦
urbane preseuce last evening, says a
paragrapher iu the New York Record-'
er.
Over a small table and a large driuk
the eminent Texan discoursed upon the
comparative longevity of Englishmen
and Americans apropos of an article iD
a recent English magazine concerning
the number of nonagenarians ou Brit
ain’s civil and military pension lists.
“We haven’t yet learned how to live
iu this country,” quoth the ColouelT
“1 England a man gets to his bushiest
at 10 o’clock, takes two or three hours
for luncheon, and goes home at 4
o’clock, and be leaves town almost ev
erv week of the year ou Friday ap
doesn’t get back to bis office until Tu*t
day. Iu America a man works twtdjjp
or fourteen hours a day, six or
days in the week, and thinks he’s do«|
very well if he takes a month’s v:tQ»
tiou in summer.
“And what is the lesult ?” conclude?!
the Colonel. “In America a man dies
of old age at 50. In England he runs
away with his friend's wife at 90!”
Mr. Shadracb Farmer, an old gen
tleman living near Coucord in this
county, was struck by the down pas
senger traiu on the Georgia Midland
railroad last Saturday morning and
instantly killed. He was a pensioner
of the Mexican war and was going to
the postoffice to see if his check had
come when the accideut occurred. The
killing was near the residence of Mr.
John Madden, several hundred yards
from the station One of the strange
features of the case is that the old man
was warned to step off the track by a
young man who was talking to him.
Hut he paid no attention to the warn
ing whatever. Mr. Farmer was not a
native of this state and-had no relatives
here. While his death is regretted, the
fault, if auy, was with himself rather
than with the railroad.—Pike County
Journal.
Nothing Strange.
Intelligent people, who realize the
important part the blood holds iu keep
ing the body in a normal condition,
find nothing strange in the number of
diseases Hood’s Sarsaparlia is able to
cure. So many troubles result from
impure blood, the best way to treat
them is through the blood. Hood’s
Sarsaparilla vitalizes the blood.
llooo’s Pills are the best after-din
ner pills, assist digestion, prevent con
stipation.
Kathleen had been put out to ser
vice, and Mrs. Berry liked the rosy
face of the young Irish girl. One day
Kathleen was sent on an errand to
town. She was longer than usual, and
Mrs Berry stood on the porch as she
came through the geld. Kathleen was
happy and Mrs. Berry observed : “Why,
Kathleen, what a rosy, happy face to
day. You look as if the dew bad
Kissed you.” Kathleen dropped her
eyes and murmured : “Indade, mum,
but that wasn’t his name.” .
Me—That fellow over there cheated
me out of a cool million.
Shi—How could he?
He—Wouldn’t let me marry his
daughter.
A writer in the Chicago Tribune has
written a long recipe on “How to live
150 years.” How to obtain easily the
essentials to live on for about half that
period is the problem that is worrying
the majority of individuals.
H H. Warner, the ex patent medi
cine king, of Rochester, N. Y., who
made seven millions of dollars on medi
cines is said to be almost a pauper. A
few days ago he returned penniless
from Europe where he went for a
pleasure trip, after numerous business
reverses had overtaken him. While
in Europe he visited Monte Carlo, aud
there lost the ready money he had, and
was forced to borrow enough from a
friend to pay his passage back i/orheT '
When a man nearly breaks his neck
getting out of the way of a lightning
bug. supposing it to be the headlight of
a locomotive, it is time for him to sign
the pledge.
t»oo<l Times!
’i’ossnm’s up the gum-tree,
Coon is in the holler;
Nigger’s in the cotton patch
Mukin’ halt" a dollar.
Country’s giviii’ of a shout—
(Join’ in to win;
Watermelons clearin’ out
An" ’taters cornin' in!
For the I’opullst Nomination.
Tiro Hartford Post speaks of Don
■Wu, n of Pennsylvania as the candi
date af the populists for President in
1898. Our contemporary does not
&now what it is talking about. Has
it ever heard of Benjamiu R. Tillman
of South Carolina ? Does it know that
bu is lookiug for “a gleam of light from
the west. - '” That his pledges have al
ready been filed ? That he got the in
side track of Cameron at the St. Louis
ooveutiou last year ? That he has
been invited to make speeches in Ne
braska or Nevada ? Don Cameron
.makes a good enough senator for Penn
sylvania protectionists, but as a candi
date for President he is not to he com
pared iu any respect with Ben Tillman.
I South Caro’iua presents him to the
|couutry. He can speak louder and
i longer than Cameron, he is a better
politician than Cameron, he had a hard
and stumpy road to travel iu South
Carolina before he was elected govern
or, he will have a hard and stumpy
road to travel before lie gets to the
white house, but he is going there if
Don Cameron shall be the ouly obsta
cle in his way. We would like to bet
the Hartford paper a new straw hat
that Tillman will beat Cameron out of
his boots.—Charleston News and Cou
rier.
Wliat They Say.
These are a few sample statements
about Dr. King’s Royal Germetuer
from people who have tried it thorough
ly : Mrs. E. J. McGee, Uoo, Hart
county, Kentucky: “Used it in my
family six years ; one of the best medi
cines known.” J. C. Isbell, Temple,
Texas: “Most efficient family medi
cine for all purposes.” Jos. K. Mc-
Kee, Monk, Ga: “Great remedy;
nothing like it, or equal to it.” Rev.
R. H. Rivers, I). 1)., Louisville, Ken
tucky : Greatest of all remedies.” SI ;
G for S 5.
A Hit of Compliment.
The tramp, whom the lady of the
house had admitted to the kitchen ta
ble, and was giving a dinner of her own
Tfbokfllg, was such a pleasant looking
fellow that she became quite iuteiested
in him. After busying about awhile
she veutured into conversation.
“You have not always been iu this
business, havo you?” she asked.
“No, madam,” he replied, briefly.
“Ab, I thought so. You have seen
better days, then ?”
lie looked at the flue piece of pie
and big glass of cold milk she set down
on the table for him to finish on, and
laid down his knife and fork.
“If you mean by better days, mad
am,” he said, “that 1 have not always
been a tramp I will reply ‘yes ;’ but if
you mean by better days tliat I have
bad pleasauter surroundings than the
present, or that I have surrounded
pleasanter things,” and he blushed, “1
will say emphatically that I have not,”
and the good woman was so pleased
that she almost wanted to take him as a
permanent boarder.—Detroit Free
Press.
An Illinois man has been amusing
himself lately by advertising an iufalli
blc cure f->r drunkenness for one dol
lar, and sends iu reply this prescrip
tion : “Drink uothiug but water.”
A little vaseline to which a few
drops of carbolic acid has been added
rubbed under the jaw of a horse will
do much towards keeping away those
big buzzing flies that keep him tossing
his head continually.
A Galveston female school teacher
was on intimate terms with the male
teacher in the same school, lie was
in the habit of strolling into her room
during the recess and chattuig with the
object of his affections, if is name was
Smith. One day the lady teacher en
deavored to make the class comprehend
the omnipresenc i of God. She ex
plained to th< m that God war every
where.
“Now, my dear children, suppose
you all go out of this room, except my
self and I stay iu here. Am I aloue ?”
asked the female teacher.
“No,” exclaimed one of the little
girls ; “Mr. Smith will be with you.”
It is estimated that the annual con
sumption of wheat for food in the Uni
ted States averages about four and a
half bushels per capita.
In the United States there are over
sixty-eight thousand poßtolliees. Sixty
seven thousand of them do not pay
running expenses.
The highest recorded price ever
paid for a horse is SlOo.OOO; for a
cow, 830,000 ; for a ram, SB,OOO ; for a
dog, S4OOO ; for a chicken, SloO.
Highest of all in Leavening Power.—Latest U S. Gov’t Report.
RoV a | Bakin?
Powder
ABSOLUTELY PURE
Reanimating a Mule.
In the streets of Port au Prince an
old negro, who was vaiuly endeavoring
to drag a lazy mule by his halter, sud
deuly stepped up to a doctor who stood
outsido his surgery and offered him a
silver plaster if he could put a little life
into his contrary beast.
The doctor went into his office, and
returned with his medicine chest. He
selected a small syringe, filled it with
morphia, and inserted the ueedle into
tlie animal’s side. The astonished crea
ture reared upon his hind legs, and
then, with a tremendous bray, started
down the road at break neck speed.
The old darky looked first at the doc
tor, and then at the disappearing mule.
“Say, sail,” he suddenly exclaimed,
•‘how much was dat stuff wuf you jist
put in that mule ?”
“Oh, about 10 cents,” laughingly
answered the doctor.
“Well, sah, yo’ jist fire 20 cents wuf
right iuto me. lleah am de cash.
I’se got to ketch dat ar mule.”
One Cent to Get Well.
If you are suffering with auy akin or
blood disease, Rheumatism, Catarrh,
Ulcers, Old Sores, General Debility,
etc., write on a postal card to the Blood
Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga., for book of
wonderful cures free. This book will
point the way to speedy recovery. Bo
tanic Blood llalm is manufactured after
a long tested prescription of an emi
nent physician, and is the beet build
ing up and blood-purifying medicine iu
the world. Price SI.OO for large bot
tle. For sale by druggists. See ad
vertisement elsewhere.
The city of Chicago is beginning to
receive bills for the damages sustained
by the rail-oads during the recent riots
On Monday two roads filed bills aggre
gating some $500,000 for freight cars
damaged or destroyed. There are
twelve or fifteen other roads that will
file claims. For the next dozen years,
probably, Chicago and Cook county
taxpayers will swear at Debs as they
pay for the damage done during the
strike.
Iu lower Canada the ardent lever
begs a wooden shoe from his sweet
heart U> keep his tobacco iu.
Marriage consists of five minutes at
the head of the procession, and a life
time in the ranks.
In the sixteenth century no lady
was considered iu full dress unless she
had a mirror at her breast. It was
oval iu shape, about four by six inches
in size.
The number of railway employers in
this country is about 1,000,000, not
more than 150,000 of whom belong to
the ranks of organized labor.
Nothing equals the tired feeling
which an editor experiences when lis
tening to a man tell what he would do
if he were running a newspaper.
I'our lti(i Successes.
Having the needed merit to more than
make good all the advertising claimed for
them, the following four remedies have
reached a phenomenal sale. Dr. King’s
New Discovery, for consumption, coughs
and colds, each bottle guaranteed—Electric
hitters, the great remedy for Liver, Stom
ach and Kidneys, limklcn’s Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, and Dr. King’s New
Life I'ills, which are a perfect pill. All
these remedies are guaranteed to do just
what is claimed for them and the dealer
whose name is attached herewith will be
glad to tell you more of them. Sold at any
drug itore.
Uen’U. James Longstreet, John B.
Gordon, Wade Hampton and Joe
Wheeler are the only survivors of the
nineteen lieutenant generals of the con
federate army.
Miss Francis E. Willard attributes
her gain in health ai.d weight to the
fact that while she was visiting in Eng
land they made her eat live hearty
meals a day.
An Irish editor who sjjeaks with the
air of one who has discovered a new
fact by experience, says that the way
to prevent bleeding at the nose is to
keep your nose out of other people’s
business.
I Dr. Price’s Cream Baking Powder
Most Perfect Made.
5 CENTS A COPY
The Temperance I exile In Politics.
“Temperance,” remarked a cold wa
ter statesman, who is also a congress
man, “almost lost me my reputation on
one occasion."
"How was that ?" inquired a listener,
according to the Detroit Free Press.
“Well, I had gone into the upper
part of my district among the hills,
where 1 was not known, as that was
my first race, and as it happened, I
missed the man who was to introduce
me and went into the country towu
alone. It was late when I got there,
and very shortly after my arrival at
the tavern where I was to stop, I went
to my room. The windows of the
room opened out on to a porch and a
couple of men were sitting there talk
ing. They talked low, but I could hear
they were talking about me. Finally
one of them said :
“‘Do you reckon he is a congress
man ?’
“ ‘Why not ?’ asked the other in sur
prise.
“ ‘Why is he ?’ asked the other for
reply.
‘“’Cause he says he is.”
“‘Hut does that make him one ?’
“ ‘You don’t reckon he’s a liar, do
you ?’
“‘1 aiu’t talkin’ about that. He
ain’t no congressman and I’ll bet a
boss he ain’t ’
“ ‘How do you know he aiu’t ?’
“‘l’ve got proof. I druv him up
from the junction, and I offered him a
drink of the best liquor in the county
and, by crackey, he wouldn’t touch it.
Would a genuine congressman done
that ?’
“The other man was slow to believe
■ .his statement,’’ concluded the speak
er, “but he was convinced at last and
if my credentials had uot appeared the
next morning in the person of a man of
prominence in the county who knew
me, I don’t thmk my reception would
have been at all agreeable.’’
tlarveloiis Kt-Mnltx.
From a letter written by Rev. J, Guilder
man, of Dimonilule, Mich.. we arc permitted
to make the following extract: “I have no
hesitation in recommending Dr. King’s New
Discovery, as the results were almost mar
velous in the case of my wife. While I was
pastor of the Baptist church at Rives Junc
tion she wag brought down with pneumonia
succeeding La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms
of coughing would lust hours with little in
terruption and it seemed as if she could not
survive them. A friend recommended Dr.
King's New Discovery; it was quiek in its
work and highly satisfactory in results.”
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11l a certain family which was in
rather poor circumstances, the arrival
of a wealthy aunt was expected. The
aforesaid aunt, by some accident or
other, had lost a portion of her nose.
The children were reminded frequent*
•y not to make any reference to the
defective nasal organ. The wealthy
aunt had arrived but she had scarcely
taken oil ber bonnet when the littlest
kid of the flock exclaimed: “Papa,
you told us not to say anytbiug about
aunt’s nose. Why she hasn’t got any
nose at all.”
“In the cupboard, Mary Ann,” said
Mrs. Potts to her new girl, “you will
fiud a lot of cheap tableware. The
idea is this: Whenever you feel
one of those irresistable impulses to
break a piece of china coming an you
will you kindly use this cheap stuff aud
save the real china.
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