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THE HENRY CdJNTY WEEKLY
VOL XXI.
The Chfuprst, I'urest i»nJ Best Family
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For DYSPEPSIA, CONSTIPATION, Jaun
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The .SYMPTOMS of Liver Complaint arc* a
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Back, Sides or Joints, often mistaken f<*r Rheu
matism; sour Stomach; Loss of Appetite;
Bowels alternately costive and lax; Headache:
Loss of Memory, with a painful sensation of
having failed to do something which ought to
have been done; Debility; l ow Spirits, a thick
vellow appearance of the Skin ami Eves, a dry
Cough often mistaken for Consumption.
Sometimes many of these symptoms attend
the disease, at others very few; but the LIVER
is generally tlie seat of the disease, and if not
Regulated in time, great suffering, wretched
ness and DEATH will ensue.
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Telegraph and Messenger, Macon, Ga.
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DKADLY LIGHTNING.
Shocking Calamity Overtakes the
Orchard Hill Heuuiou.
One os' the most remark ible and hor
rible of storms overtook the reunion at
Orchard Hill last Friday, in which two
men lost their lives and several weie
wounded. Messrs W. 11. Smith and
Ztch Copeland were present from Mc-
Donough, with other Henry county
people, and their report of it is thrill 1
iug. Mr. Copeland was 10 deliver his j
popular address on “T he Confederate j
Veteran” iu the afteruoou, but the J
terrible occurrence of course ternii
nated all further exercises. The fol
lottiug are the particulars, a? in*ar as
we cau gather :
Everything moved smoothly until
diuuei time. About 1:30 while the
people were gathered about the dinner
(able a sudden clap of thumler attract
ed the attention of the large crowd
present. A survey of the heavens
produced hut little of an alarming na
ture, but a small black cloud that look
ed hardly as large as a table cloth
coming from the 30uth west and which
came directly over the piue grove
where three thousand people were eu
joying barbecued meats aud other
good things that were spread on the
many tables, and seemed to burst wide
open and let fall a perfect deluge of
rain.
\\ bile the people were seeking shel
ter in nearby buildings aud the Hap
tist church the cloud passed over and
the rain stopped, but the clouds met,
possibly by an opposing air current
when but a short distance, turned aud
the rain again fell iu torrents. Places
that hut a few moments before were
dry depression were turned into raging
torrents.
Between the first aud second show
ers a party of gentlemen had gathered
under a large poplar tree for shelter,
among them George Taylor, of Me
Kibbeu. Jim Whatley, of Liberty Hill,
Wylie Goin, John White and Chas.
Crawley, of Monroe county. John Me
.Elhaney, of Brushoy, Dr. T. J. Collier,
of McKibben, and Dr. N. B. Drewry,
of Griffin, the three last named being
i under one umbrella.
A flash of light, a terrific pea. 1 of
I thunder, and a few moments later all
were lying prone upon the earth, and a
hard rain beating upon them Some
one gave the alarm and a short time
assistance came and the work of re
suscitation commenced. A hasty ex
amination showed that George Taylor
and lim Whatley were dead, being
instantly killed by the stroke. Dr. N
li. Drewry was knocked senseless by
the shock, but recovered sufficiently to
sit up before assistance came and while
stunned and dazed and made ill by the
shock, recovered sufficiently to return
home on the C:3G train and was, at the
last accounts, resting well. Dr. Col
lier, who was with Dr. Drewry, was
not hurt much. The others were all
more or less shocked, Wyley Goin had
ly, as blood came from his ears and
mouth and for awhile his recovery was
doubtful, but lie was pronounced out of
danger. Mrs. J. W. Phillips, of Mil
uer. was slightly shocked aud her baby
was in imminent danger of drowning
from the rapidly descending water.
1 he bolt in falling seemed to divide
and the stroke that did the damage
came down the poplar tree, tearing the
bark and leaving at a point about the
height of a man s head, the other por
tion going to a sweetgum tree about
ten feet away, doing no damage A
horse fastened to another tree still far
ther away was knocked down but not
injured. Iwo mules fattened to the !
p< plar were not hurt.
Ih? casualty occurred about sixty
yards from the residence of C. T. Saw
ley. Dr. J. M. F. Barron, of Liberty
Hili, aud Dr. ,J. M. Starr, of Orchard
Hill, assisted by bystauders, renderered
The necessary medical attention.
TUE DEAD MEN.
George I aylor leaves a wife and two
children. He was a man of fine char
acter aud stood well in his neighbor
hood.
J. .»!. \\ hatley leaves a wife and six
children. He was well thought of bv
all, and his death is a calamity. He
was a mau of powerful physique, stand
j iug nearly six and one half feet high,
aud it is a remarkable fact that he
; went throught the late war (with the
Bartlesville Blues) without receiving a
scratch.
Both men were disfigured, blackened
and burned about the face and ehest
aud death must have been iostantaue
i ous. A witness said be saw one man
kick, but the action was probably
caused by the spasmodic movement of
’ the mu cles.
McDonough, ga., Friday, august 7, ism;.
liUV AN’S LUCKY NUMBRIt.
If Omens Be True Be Will Surely Be
the President.
Cincinnati, July 15. Au interesting
dispatch comes from the Enquirer from
Louisville.
There is, perhaps no superstition so
general throughout the civilized world
as lhose regarding the figure 13 being
an unlucky number, the story begins.
How it originated perhaps will never
be known, but it is generally attributed
to the presence of the twelve apostles
and Christ at the last supper. There
is also a worldwide superstition regard
ing ligure 7 beiug a lucky number, aud
thioughout all the railroads of this
country the engineers invariably select
i he 7 in preference to any other engine
It is said that mauy of the railroads
omit numbering an engiue 13, because
it is difficult to get an engineer to take
charge of it.
When the democratic nominee for
president, Will'am J Bryan, arrived at
Chicago several weeks before the cou
vention conveued, he put up at a hotel
the uarne of which is spelled with seven
letters—Clifton. The clerk assigned
him to room No 7, the committee iu
charge of tbe arrangements bad just
seveu coupons printed on the tickets of
admission, and there was just seveu
busiuess sessious.
The democratic convention convened
iu the seveuth month of the year—Ju
ly—on the seventh day of the month,
at a city the name of which is spelled
with seven letters, Chicago.
The name of the nominee—and by
the way there is but seven letters in
nomiuee—,is spelled with seven letters
William, seven letters; W. J. Bryan
seven letters.
He was nominated by H. T. Lewis,
seven letters, and tbe first state to
vote for him was Georgia which is
spelled with seven letters. Mr. Bryan’s
home is in a city of seven letters letters
Lincoln, aud the state whose vote se
cured his nomination was Montana—
seveu letters. Tbe chairman of the
national committee iu charge of the
convention was llarrity seven letters,
and the new chairman is S. M. White,
seven letters. He wears a No. 7 shoe
and a No. 8 hat, and there was just
seven states that followed the standard
of Nebraska for a long time before
Illinois joined the procession.
The name of the club that Mrs.
Bryan organized is spelled with seven
letter*—Surosis—aud he referred to
just seven kinds of business men in bis
great speech that secured his nomina
tion. There were seven candidates for
president nominated before the con
vention, and the sleeping car that car
ried him to Chicago was the “Feronia,”
Seven letters.
If there is anything in this belief re
garding the figure 7, W. J. Bryan,
who is in his thir'y seveuth year, will
be iuuagurated preeident March 4,
1897. The fact that McKinly was
nominated for president on the adver
sary of ihe battle of Waterloo is signi
ficant of his defeat.
Seven is a sacred number, made so
by the supreme creator of the universe,
for in six days He created the heayeng
aud earth aud on the seveuth day he
rested.
My little boy, when two years of
age, was taken very ill with bloody
flux. I was advised to use Chamber
lain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy, and iuckily procured part ot
a bottle. I carefully read the direc"
tions and gave it accordingly. He was
very low, but slowly and surely be be
gan to improvp, gradually recovered,
and is now as stout aud strong as ever.
I feel Bure it saved his life. I never
can praise the Remedy half its worth.
I am sorry every one in the world does
not know how good it is, as I do.—
Mrs. Lina S. Hinton, Greshamville,
VJarion Co., Fla. For sale by medi
cine dealers.
The democratic party was the south’s
only stay iu the dark days of recon
struciion; its only defense against the
bitter and relentless foe of republican
ism. We should bear much from it
before we d, serf it. Bury your private
feelings and stand by the democratic
paity, and its cnouty, state aud uatiou
al nominees.—Dalton Argus.
Mr. C. P. Worker, a well kuowu
druggist of Bowling Green, Ohio, in
speaking of Chamberlain’s Cough Rem
edy, gays: “I take pleasure iu recora
mending it to my customers, for I am
certain that it will always please them.
I sell more of it than all other kinds
put together.” For sale by medicine
dealers.
The pessimist should remember iba*,
according to his owu theories, it can do
j no good to circulate thorn,
PI n Kl» BItYAN FOR H IS POM TICS
A Kansan Recalls tlie Democratic
Candidate's Karly School Days.
Joseph 11. MoKuight, a business
man of Wichita, Kau., wits a school
mate of W. J. Bryan, democratic nomi
nee for President. Yesterday he said:
“I have at my house one of Bryan’s
visiting cards wlrch he gave to me
when he first came to school It read
• Willie Bryan, Serna, III.’ Bryan was
always a leader iu the school, espec
ially in the debating societies. He was
far the best debator who attended
school, aud whou sides were choseu he
was the first choice. He look all the
prizes offered at school aud was a gen
eral favorite on accouut of his excellent
scholarship. There was not a more
studious scholar at the school than
Willie Bryan. I think he was about
15 years old when he first came to
school, but, on account of his hard
study, he took his place among the
larger scholars. Almost all the boys
who went to school were republicans,
ami we used to pity Bryan because he
was a democrat. Me could talk with
any of us on politics, aud there was
never a time when be did not take care
of himself. The people used to say
that if that boy could get right politi
cally he might obtaiu some good posi
tion. That was the only thing against
him and outside of politics he was a
general favorite. He was a farmer’s
boy, aud I remember that when his
father died, it made it pretty hard for
him to finish his education, but he al
ways said he was determined to have
au education if he had to work all day
and attend school at night. He had
the pluck, was determined to wiu, ami
did wiu. His wife was one of his
greatest admirers. He became iufat
uated with his wife at an early age,
and a couple whose likes and dislikes
more nearly agreed, I never knew.
I never knew Bryan to smoke, chew
or drink, ami as to the use of vulgar
lauguaga, it was uot used by bim under
any circumstances.”
Sluce 1878 there have been uine ep
idemics of dysentery in different parts
of the country in which Chamberlain’s
Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy was
used with perfect success. Dysentery,
when epidemic, is almost as severe and
dangerous as Asiatic cholera. Hereto
fore the best efforts of the most skilled
physicians have failed to check its
ravages, this remedy, however, has
cured the most maligunt cases, both of
children and adults, and under the most
tryiLg conditions) which proves it to lie
the best medicine In the world for how
el complaints. For sale by medicine
dealers.
“You should get your ears lopped,
Braiu,” said a “smart” tourist to an
Irish peasant, whom lie was quizzing
“they’re too large for a man.” “An
bedad,” replied the Hibernian, "1 was
just thiukiu’ yours would wau’t to be
made larger; sure they’re too small for
an ass.”
- Be sure to get Simmons Liver Reg
ulator for your Spring Medicine. It’s
the old reliable that did the old folks
so mucb good. Dou’t let anyone per
suade you to take anything else instead.
You can always tell Simmous Liver
Regulator b$ the Red Z on the pack
age. Don’t forget the word Regulator
—Simmons Liver Regulator—better
than anything else, and sure to do you
good.
The Telephone has received a letter
from a friend who holds a government
position in Washington city. Iu speak
ing of the democratic ticket he says:
“I think Byan and Sewall will sweep
the country, unless all signs fail. Sil
ver is rampant in ihe north, and I
doubt very seriously the ability of the
republicans to carry a single state in
the union outside of Pennsylvania.
You would be surprised to see the
strength of the white metal in the de
partments, right here iu the yellowest of
yellow official atmospheies.”—Hylvan
ia Telephone.
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The book now being sent out for
one cent stamp, by the Blood Balm Co.
I of Atlanta, Ga., certainly -hows Botan
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derful remedy for building up, and cur
iug all mauuer of blood and skin dis
eases. Their certificates are from well
known people, and the cures perform
ed almost stagger credulity. It is a
fme medicine, far better than the many
substitutes, said to be “just as good.”
■ Buy the old reliable aud long tested
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The U. S. Qov’t Reports
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Tlie Unlucky Thirteen.
People who ary superstitious about
thirteen being unlucky, are now Imv
ing a great subject in the Republican
(convention hall at St. I ouis
The building is on Thirteenth street.
It has thirteen windows on a side.
Thirteen exits and entrances on the
( other side.
There are thirteen in each row of
seats for delegates.
1 11 the reporters’ room there are
thirteen tables and the reporters sat
thirteen in a row.
Now for evidence of bad luck.
1 lie convention hall was budly torn
up by a cycloue.
Ihe mau that took the contract lost
a pile of mouey ou the deal.
Tbe national committee had to put
several thousand extra dollars for re
pairs.
Three men have already lost their
lives or been seiionsly injured while
working on it.
The $20,000,000 cyclone struck the
city the uext day after the hall was
completed.
The first McKinley train was struck
hy lightening.
Thirteen coaches splintered up aud
thirteen pictures of McKinley sent in
thirteen different directions.
Thirteen hotel men weut hack ou
their contracts and refused to house
nigger delegates.
No man whose name began with Me
was ever elected president.
No mail has ever been able to find
out where McKiuley stands on linauce;
heuce all the goldhugs have been hurl
ing imprecations ami things at him.
Ilis high tariff bill was so unlucky it
reduced the government revenues
$30J),000.000 in three yearß.
Ilarpeis’ Weekly says lie is the ad
vance ngout to bankruptcy.
He signed notes to the amont of
SIIB,OOO for a friend, when he was
ouly worth 10,000, and bankrupted
himstlt. The debt was paid off by
wealthy men who now hold a mortgage
on him. which, they want the people
to pay.
P. S.—Since the above was in type
the convention has mot, nominated
McKinley on a gold platform, and
thirteen great leaders with their follow
ers have severed their connection with
the Republican party. The gold basis
will take thirteen states out of the Re
publican column, and on the thirteenth
day of November, 1896, when the re
turns are in, the Republican party will
be so lwdly demoralized that it will
take thirteen years to find all the de
cayed remnants. —Clay Ceuter (Neb.)
Patriot.
When wear begins to exceed repair
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The signs of it are: loss of flesh, pale
ness, weakness, nervousness, etc. The
repair needed is food. You think you
eat enough, and yet you feel that you
wear out more tissue, eue-gy, norve
force, than your food makes for you.
The difficulty is that you do no digest
enough. And this is so seriously to
think about. If you can’t digest what
you eat, take a few doses of Shaker
Digestive Cordial. The eff- ct of it will
be to increase your flesh and make you
feel stronger. You won’t fall sick.
Proof that it is in control of your re
pair apparatus. It’s easy enough to
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tb s of Shaker Digestive Cordial.
Sold by druggists at 10 cents to SI.OO
per bottle.
“I wish professor Langley would
hurry and get his flying machine per
fected.”
“Why?”
•‘I want to visit some of the castles
in th e air.”
Ninety per Cent.
Of all the people neid to take a
course of Hi nd’s Sarsaparilla at this
seaso'i to prevent that rundown and
debilitated condition which invites dis
ease. The money invested in half a
do/. II bottles of Hood’s Sarsaparilla
will come back with large returns in
the health and vigor of body and
strength of uerves.
flood’s Pill. »'3 easy to buy, easy to
take, easy to operate. Cure all liver
ills. 25c.
Bloozin—l see that the election did
not result as you predicted.
.Jazrig—Yes, it did. You’re not the
only one I predicted to.
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llow (tlie Figured It.
“Orlando,” she said, “1 am afraid
you are getting tired having me ask
you for money.”
“Well, you see," he answered, “I
have a good deal of expense to meet at
this time of the year ami it does that
once in uwhile the women don’t make
cuough allowance for that sort of
thiug.”
“Well," she answered, “I’ve thought
of a wav that will fix ital! very nicely.”
‘‘What is it?”
“When ever you go to the barber
shop and the boy brushes you off you
give him a dime, don’t you?”
“Yes.”
“And when you are away from home
at a hotel and a boy brings you ice
water you always give him a dime?”
“Yes.”
“Ami a mixed drink costs 15 centß?’’
“Yes.”
“Well, you’ve ofteu said that women
have no head for arithmetic, but 1 am
going to convince you to the contrary.
lam going to learn to make your fav
orite mixed drinks. That’ll be 15 cents
a day. J lieu I’ll bring you ice water
iu the morning: that’ll be 10 cents.
And then I’ll brush your clothes with
a whisk broom, ami that’ll lie 10 cents
tuore. I'heru’s 35 cents a day. I’ve
figured it all out on this little piece of
paper. Three hundred and sixty five
days in a year—that’s 305 times 85,
which makes $127.75. If you give me
that without my asking for it, just us
you do the bar tender, 1 can put it with
my regular allowance and manage to
get along much bettei than l do now.”
Sent It to Ills Mother In Gerinany.
Mr. Jacob Esbeusen, who is iu the
employ of the Chicago Lumber Co., at
Des Moines, lowa, says: “I have just
sent some medicine hack to my mother
in the old country, that I know from
personal use to he the best medicine iu
the world for rheumatism, having used
it in my family for several years. It is
called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It
always does the work.” 50 cent bot
tles for sale by medicine dealers.
I
She Turned Him Down.
Everybody on the train going through
to San Francisco said she was the
handsomest girl in the United States,
aud every one of the dozen single men
worked bis level best to get an intro
duction. The young man worth SJ,
000,000 finally accomplished the feat
through her father, and for the moment
was happy. Thin she queried:
“Sir, can you back pedal your wheel?”
“I—l cauuot!” he stammered in con
fusion.
“Can you mend a punctured tire?”
“N T —no !”
“What do you do iu case of a col
lapse?” she continued, looking him
straight ill the eye.
“I get a policeman to take mo home!”
he softly answered.
“Father, what sort of a bird is this
anyhow!” demanded the princess, as
she turned to the old man.
“He’s got a carload of plunks!" wbis
pered the governor in her ear.
“But ho does not ride the bike!”
“I—travel on my shape and wealth!”
put in the young man, as be bowed low
before her.
“They are both n. g., air! The man
who wins my heart must be a seorchei
and able to make the tour of Furopt
on a bike. Do take lessous—tumble
over on your ears—get up with a de
termination to conquer or die—win sue
cess, and then write me a postal card
Father, remove the menagerie ate
bring in that chap with the bicycle
hump to his back!”
Cures to tay Cured.
Thousands of voluntary certficates
received during the past fifteen years
certify with no ur.certain sound, that
Botanic Blood lialro, (B. B IS ) will
cure to stay cured, Rheumatism, Ca
tairh, Ulcers, Sores, Blotches, and the
most malignant blood aud skin diseases,
Botanic B) >od Balm is the result of
forty years’experience of an emineut,
scientific and couscientous physician.
! Send stamp for book of woodenful cur
j es, and learn which is the remedy,
i Beware of substitutes said to be “just
as good,” aud buy the long tested and
j old reliable, Botanic Blood Balm,
(B B. 15.) Price ouly SI.OO per
| large bottle. For sale by druggists.
! Address Blood Balm Co., Atlanta, Ga.
ScESm'i WINE OF CARDUI for female diseases.
5 CENTS A COPY
Nance,
As an omen of success, industry is
better than a four leafed clover.
More people fail from discourage
ment than from real misfortune.
People who blow their own horns
make poor music for other folks.
Refuse to allow some men to impose
on you, and they hate you forever.
It itn t pride that makes a man iu
an attic look down on his neighbors.
Whoever does a wrong thing today
will have to do another one tomorrow.
Keep your conscience, but not your
farm, void of a fence;
A fat man, though not blind, is com
pelled to feel his weight.
F'iply— I’m going to have a high
old time this summer.
Small—Ah!
Kliply—Youbet! I'm going to the
mountains.
liucklen’s Arnica Salve.
The Rest Salve in the world for
cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped
(lands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. It is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money re
funded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by I). J. Sanders.
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Castoria.
A Mistake Somewhere.
“I'm looking for a man named
Jones,” be said, as the door was open
ed to him by a woman almost six feet
high and weighing nearly 200 pounds,
"Cy Jones?” she queried.
“Yes, I think that is the name. I'm
a white-capper and have come to give
him a warning.”
“What's Cy Jones been doing?”
“Licking his wife, aud he’s got to
stop it or we will take him out and
switch him.”
“Did you ever see Cy Jones ?” ask
ed the woman as she drew herself
up.
“Not that 1 know of.”
She went back to the sitting-room,
was gone a moment, and wliou she re
turned she was carrying a man about
four feet ten inches long under her arm
She gave him a twist and put him on
his feet and said :
“This is Cy Jones!”
“Vour—your husband?” stammered
the white-capper.
“ The same, and I am Cy Jones’s
wife!”
“Great Scott! There must be a
mistake here, madam!”
“Yes, I think so?" she dryly replied
as she tossed the little man in her
arms.
“Sorry to have disturbed you,
ma’am, but you see ”
“Yes, I see, aud let me help you
over the fence.”
Aud placing the little man carefully
ou his feet she picked up the caller
aud tossed him over the gate and wont
back to ber work in the kitchen.
“How to Cure All Skin LMsease '
Simply apply “Swaynk’s Ointmbkt. ” No
internal medicine required. Cures tetter,
eczema, itch, all eruptions on the lace, nose,
hands, etc., leaving the skin clear, white
and healthy. Its great healing and curative
powers are possessed by no other remedy.
Ask vour druggist for Swavne’s Ointment
Notice to Teachers.
The last Saturday in July has been
appointed as the day for the general
examination. All teachers whose
license expires before July 1807, are
hereby advised that they must stand
said examination on July 25th, as there
will be uo other examination until
next summer. By order of the State
School Commissioner.
J. C Daniel, C. S. U. H. C.
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