Henry County weekly and Henry County times. (McDonough, GA.) 1891-189?, February 20, 1891, Image 4

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Weak Mu. 1 here is no symptom of ill health more dis counging than weakn« ss. Tl at constant fool ing ot fatigue and disinclination to exert one self. Life to such seems languid and insipid, and theiuvMJ d almost becomes reconciled to die. I)» you suffer thus? Would you l>e en tbused? Do you wish your strength renewed? Try a bottle of Dr. Hull’s Sarsapariil i. It will f rently ass st your recovery. Soon will you ben experience a feeling of new life and re turning power. No longer will the leant ex ertion gne fatigue and cense your heart to paipitite unnaturally. No more will that reeling of d.zziness oppress you when you sud denly get up Horn your chair. No longer will Indigestion and urinary disorders continue to break down your <•< nst tuiton. Every func tion will resume its natural a< tivity and you will soon enjoy a g orious feeling of self con trol aud confluence. No longer nervous, afraid and imaginative of gloomy disaster. Ambi tion will take the place of discouragement and you will be hai py m health and kindly 1 ope.— Caldwell l*ost. If some one should discover a country people can’t remember, is there any one in the world who would not try to go there? Mm persons are broken down from over work or non sehnld cares. Brown’s Iron Bit ters rebuilds the system, aids digestion, re moves excess of bile, and cures malaria. A splendid tonic for women and children. The Pullman Palace C’ar Company now oi»erates 2,060 sleeping and drawing room cars over 136,037 miles of railroad in this country # Rig Indue* men* for Druggiats. The druggists throughout the country are making a sj ecialty of handling liawkes* Crys tallize I Lenses. They write that they make more money, in proportion, out of this line than anything else they carry in sto k. These fine glasses have been advertired < x tensive!)* for many years, and have received the en dorsement and approval of thousands of the bast citizens of tne United States. They are eagerly sought after by spectacle-wearers everywhere, and it will pay druggists and gen eral merchants to put in a stock of these goods. Exclusive sale is given to one Arm in each town. The trade can be built up, and the entire spectacle business of a large section can be monopolized with these goods. Factory, De catur St., and salesroom, Whitehall Kt., At lanta, (la. For terms and prices address A. K. liawkes. 13 Whitehall St., Atlanta. The little crown prince of Slum has won a prize in a story competition. Ihe least exercise tired me out. I could not get up from my chair without feeling dizzy. My food and drink distressed me. My diges tion was poor and my kidneys weak. Dr. Hull's Sarsaparilla gave me hack my health and strength. I recommend It to all my friends.— Clarence Overturn , LaFayrttc , Ind, An honest man pays up. The other kind has to puy down. Do You Ever Speculate f Any i>erßon sending us their uamo and ad cress will receive Information that will lead to a fortune. Beni. Lewis A Co., Security Building, Kansas City, Mo. Lee \Ws Chinese Headache Cure. Harm less in effect, quick and positive in action, bent prepaid «n nccipt of $1 per bottle Adeler&Co.,fj22\Vyandotte st.,KansasCity,Mo Malaria Ik believed to be caused by pnioonoua miasms aris ing from low, marshy land, or from decaying rage ta ble matter, and which, breathed into the lungs, enter and potaon the blood. If a healthy condition of the blood la maintained by taking Hood’s Sarsa parilla one is much leas liable to malaria, and Hood’s Sarsaparilla has cured many severe cases of this dis tressing afiection even in the advanced stages when the terrible chills aud fever prevailed. Try it. And if you decide to take Hood’s SaraaaparlUa do not be induced to buy any substitute. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1; six for $3- Prepared only by C. L HOOD ft CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Maas. 100 Doses One Dollar “August Flower” For Dyspepsia. A. Bellanger, Propr., Stove Foun dry, Montagny, Quebec, writes: “I have used August Flower for Dys pepsia. It gave me great relief. I recommend it to all Dyspeptics as a very good remedy.” Ed. Bergeron, General Dealer, Lauzon, Levis, Quebec, writes: "I have used August Flower with the best possible results for Dyspepsia.” C. A. Barrington, Engineer and General Smith, Sydney, Australia, writes: ‘‘August Flower has effected a complete cure in my case. It act ed like a miracle."’ Geo. Gates, Corinth,Miss.,writes: “ I consider your August Flower the best remedy in the world for Dys pepsia. I was almost dead with that disease, but used several bottles of August Flower, and now- con sider myself a well man. I sincerely recommend this medicine to suffer ing humanity the world over.” ® G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer, Woodbury, New Jersey, U. S. A. KING I OF ALL COUGH CURES: DOCTOR ACKER’S ENCLIBH REMEDY. SOLD IN ENGLAND for la, lhd., and in AMERICA for 25 cent* a bottle. IT TASTES GOOD.. W| AHE BEX HI KG THE lURItTOtI Watches; we have forced tbe prices of watches down at least 20 j*T cent.; as a result of this we are tusk.tor immense mlo. The ‘Stevens .Wstfh" is extensively known as the test time-keeper in the market—it is uneqnaleti for accuracy and durability. Kind out about our improvrtl watch before pur chasing. J. P. StevensA Bro., 47 Whitehall St. Atlanta, fia. S- nd for catalogue. IMwUmA srtaf DM iUt INs IWESTt Is IUU » tM as. Ist nil .iturtiu ta„ rsceiA nun. ONE ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; ft is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers aud cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs ia the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in ife action and truly beneficial its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Hyrup of Figs is for sale in 500 and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept an/ substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N.Y. iIfjEWE L E Rff 73 Whitehall St. U L-M ATLANTA, - GA IjM w! U DOUCLAS S 3 SHOE GENTU^IBN. <!«‘ii:iin«‘ uii i.hcwi'l. an eiuKMUI uuii W ntvlwh dress Shoe which commends Itself. M.OO llitiiil-Mcvvrd Welt. A flue calf shoe a» equalled for style an 1 durability. • q. 30 Uooflvear Well Is the standard dress w Shoe at a |x>j>ulttr price. Sq.AO I'ollcemau’s Shoe Is especially adapted w for railroad men, farmers, etc. All made in Court* t-. Hutton and Ijxco. SO.OO lor I.adieu. l« the only liaud-arwed Mhos v told nt tills oomilar price. SO.<lo Diitigoln Sho • lor Ludicn, 1* a now de ft parture and promises to become very popular. SO.OO Shoo lor l.sid cm, and S 1.73 lor vl lines ft still retain their excellence for style, etc. All goods warranted and stamped with name on bottom. If advertised local Htfenl cannot supply you, land direct to factory enclosing advertised price or a postal for order blanks. W. L. DOI’ULAB, llroekton. Ilona. '' AN i I.M *».- (irn or in cvn > Cilv end town not ticcupi•*#! to nkc exeliislv n ajfenrv. All naents ml vert Ised m local paper. Send tor Illustrated c l.itoKUi 1 . THE NEW WEBSTER JDST roaUSHED- ENTIRELY NEW. l INTERNATIONAL ) \ DICTIONARY J A GRAND INVESTMENT for the’Family, the School, or the Library. Revision has boon in propress forever 10 Years. More than 100 editorial laborers employed. $300,000 expended l»eforo lirst copy was printed, t'ritioa) examination invited, (let the Best. Bolii by all Booksellers. Illustrated paraph let free. 14. & C. MKltltl A’M & CO., Publishers, Springfield, Mass., U, 8. A. Caution i —Thcro havo ro«*entljr been issued several cheap reprints ot’ tho 1847 edition of Webster’s l nabriuped Dictionary, an edition long since superannuated. These books am given various names, —•* Webster’s Unabridged,” “The Brest Webster’s .l>i tummy,” “Webster's Big Dictionary,” “ Webster's Encyclopedic Dictions rv,” i tc., etc. Mary announcements concerning them are very misleading, as the body of eacn, from A to Z, D 44 years old, find printed item cheap plate? made by photographing tho old pages. -VASELINE FOR A ONE-DOLLA It 811.1, sent us by matt we will deilv r, free o all charges. In *nv psr— la tfee Unit d state*. all of the following articles, cara fe My pack* : Ooe two-ouuo© bottle of Pur© Vaseline, • • 10 eta, One two-ou- oe bottls of Vaseline Pomade, • W " One Jar of Vo* line Cold Cream. l| •* One ' k»* of Vaaelb e Cam. hor Ice, - . - - 10* 4 Oae Cake of Vaseline soap, unscented, . . io - Ois Poke of Vaseime Soap, extjuialtel} ».voted.® ** Oas two-on ace bott© of Whit© Vot*®llu©, • - J 6 - . sl.lO Or .for fMMtape stamp* any rtn; yle article at the pete© named On no account be fx-n*umled fo aceefd foam gourdrupgitf any t'aoe'l ne or preparation there foam nniee* labelled trUH our name, because pm trill <w tatnly receive as laffa/fen %nhic\ ha* little or no caisM t’k—brougb Ufa. di State St., H. V, ft qj DR. SCHENCK S CEAWEED Cfc 1 a TONIC -tfeygL I* a Pi sitiv© Cur© fur lOH DYSPEPSIA |«1 And all Disorders of (he Digest iv© «*rpr»n* It is likewiss a i »u<«>M9nu« L-’J corroborative, or si rrngthsn -1 tiur Medicine, an«l may l© —fry taken a-tii great Lteneflt in all ' msrsof IM-illtjr. For Sale If all Druggist* Pii ,i\ >■ jvrliou; Dr vhe nek’s Jiew &x»k on Lung- Liwr r.dS: .. h ntsiied fre*. | _ Redress. Dr. J. H. SCHENCK A- v *hi adelphla, IJOMF ** l 1 11 ' • ©©pins, basmsssKornsa Seamanship, Arithmetic, suv»r;-nanJ, etc ■ ■ thoroagn.y uaighi by Circulars trdsl Brv >• ©i • Col ©«©. t,Y7 Mata nU. buttaio. N.T. jTnrp uM l-n.;t ' p.Mtraa- beam if ul actrestes. All d ffe-ent S«<. 1 btsmn lor po-tsge. I llWao Uu a Co.. Bjx Ikk Snn Frsui-uco, C|l. ALLIANCE NOTES. NEWS OF THE ORDER FROM ALL SECTIONS. Items of Interest to Alliance men Everywhere. The statu secretary's books show that the first Alliance in Georgia was the An tioch Alliance in Tro-ip county, organized March 31st, 1887, and that Mrs. Lord, of Antioch, was the first lady in Georgia to join the order. . m * The Favors’ Alliance warehouse in Athens, Gi., is building up a fine busi ness. Hon. James M. Smith, of Ogle thorpe, sent it one shipment of 350 bales, and will supplement it with 1,060 mors. Col. Smith is the kind of men who build up Alliance institutions. *% flic tnduttrial Autocais (Kansas) *avi it would like to see the »ork of the Alli ance take a little more of an agricultural turn; that it would be a good plan to have meetings of neighborhood Alliances with subjects of discussion already out lined, aud bring out ait there is in it that would be of benefit to the farming class. © * * The Spalding County Alliance met at Griffin, Ga., a few days ago. The man ager of the Alliivce warehouse made a report which was highly encouraging. The report showed that 13,307 bales of cotton had been weighed, and that there was a nice little purse, aggregating nearly $5,000, in bank, which will go back to patrons in the way of dividends in a few weeks. * • * One hundred million of the govern ment credit to be loaned to a syndicate to dig a ditch in Nicaragua is constitu tional with John Sherman; but to loan the f irmer credit on his wheat, oats and other ciojis that go to keep tho human family alive is unconstiiutional. There is a great deal of difference between twccdle-dee and tweedle-dum.— Nati<mu 1 Citizens' Alliance. © + * “in unity tiixre is strength.” The Alliance organization is a protest against the economic, financial and polit ical delusions of the times. The farmers have struggled against these wrongs and influences year ufier year, only to wear themselves out with their mortgages, cy clones and floods; and yet they have fed 65,000,030 of people with the products of their work. The question with them is, “Shull we submit to those conditions any longer, or shall we rise up and assert our rghts and obtain justice and fair play?” To the latter they have returned an affirma tive answer. Upon this hypothesis they are now workiug, believing that “in union there is strength.” Following out this ideu, they propose to unite wi h the independent party, the people’s party by its representatives, the late federal and confederate sold its by their representa tives, the Farmers’Alliance, the Farmers’ Mutual Benefit Association, the Citizens’ Alliance, the Knights of Labor, tho Colored Farmers’ Alliance, and all other industnul organizations that support the principles of the Bt. Louis agreement of December, 1880. **• FOR THE TWITTY Bill- The following resolutions were passed a f»w days ago by the Bethlehem, Ga., Alliance: Whereas, There is a bill before the gen. ral assembly of Georgia known as the Twitty bill; and, Whereas, W r e understand raid bill has been postponed until the adjourned ses sion of the said body for the purpose nf knowing the wi h of the people in regard to the passage of the same; and, Whereas, W T e believe said bill to be just aud right; therefore be it Resolved, 1. That we endorse the same, and recommend that it be amended so as to nulify the following clauses often found in notes given for guano, etc., to wit: “Aud no payment is to be allowed on this note unless it is entered on the note and aigued by the maker.” Ana again: “We agree to hold all crops glowing upon the land fertilized with thi" fertilizer in trust for the said A. B. & Co. until this note is fully paid.” 2. That a copy of these resolutions be sent to the author of tho said bill, and that they be published. 8. That we ask (ther citizens through out the Btnto to give their opinion in regard to said matter. The Induttrial World (Spokauo Falls, Wash.) says: “There lms never been a dissenting State Alliance on the sub treasury bill, and out of a toinl vote of thirty-six States at the last national meet ing only four votes were cast against it. We tliiuk t :at the sub treasury will not only smash the democratic party but the republican also. These ola parties are backed by the money rings of Wall street, and they will use this party machinery to ignore and kill this bill. The parly politicians flocked to tbe Ocala meeting to defeat this bill, but failed. Thise same men have flocked to the different State Alliances for the same purpose, but have every where failed. The fight is on. All of the subsidized daily papers are, without exception, united in discouraging the discussion and consideration of this hill. 11>e politicians are everywhere fighting it. ns there is a deadly tear in their minds that it will force itself to the front and smash them and their parties Aliiancc mcn and mechanics also, should force this hill to the front, and never lose, an opportunity to put in a good w< rd for it and the land loan bill. It will he to the people like a man who is pulled out ot a mud pond and dressed in a new suit of clothes. They are the beginning of s series of much needed reforms.” * * * A SPLENDID SCHEME. The Alliauce of Hart county, Ga., is not troubling itself about local or na tional politics, but has gone to work in earnest and in a business way, to berefit its membership. Last year nearly evciy sub Alliance iu the county borrowed monev enough to ran its membership for cash, bas ing the estimate on an economical admin istration of each man's family government. The money was obtained in' the following manner: Five or sx of the best meu in each sub Alliance would make a note foi cn ugh money for all. The cash was then distributed to each member accord ing to his estimated nerds. When the crop was gathered the money was brought in by each man in accor lance with the talents he had received, and turned over to the makers of the hank note, who in turn paid o 3 the note in bank. In this way men who were en tirely unable to got mongy from the bank, got money and paid the mere Sant cash for his meat anil corn. This arrangement, instead of damaging, helps the ocalm r chant. He gets a fair profit and get* thi money aa he tells the goods, and can af ford to sell for shorter oroflts becausi he can use his cash several tim s the same season. The most of the gumo was bought on joint note in the seme way and at very short prufi s to the dealer. The scheme altogether is a com mendable one, aud its general adoption would be a great benefit to sub-Alliances. * * * DANGER TO THE ALLIANCE. As soon as the Alliance approaches the development of strength which indi cates possibility of its principles becom ing dominate in the government, the tre mendout power of wealth and political influence will be exerted to modi y the policy of its leaders. WThcn a man be comes prominent and powerful by virtue of the votes back of him, he is brought face to face with new necessities. The power to talk and reason now be comes the power to act. The courage to talk and write of vast reforms for the welfare of humanity, and the courage to act in the same line are two wholly dis tinct developments in human nature. It is like the difference between urg ing the troops to death and destruction behind the breastworks—and leading them in the charge after the breastworks have been cleared. Few men have the power within them to face the to dayism of thirty-one bil lion dollars of capital, with aii that it Implies! Few men, indeed, in a smgle state have the name heroism to stand be fore the polished and cultured prince lings of an old civilization, aud proclaim the truths involved at the hearthstone of a desolate home. Here is the danger. \Vc have reached it. The Alliance is now a power, and already we find men who have posed ns the leaders of revolution, making their peace with the money power. The he roism of the platform becomes the con servatism of the lobby. The hour demands men! It demands iron wills and genuine courage. It de mands tlie spirit of the Master—men who in statecraft can pierce the present clouds into the future beyond—men who can make pathways as well as triad these al ready beaten. The hour of trial comes. Watch ye who wavers—who trenches—who falters and prepare to search anew for those who arc equal to the wondrous times which dawn upon us. The Great Wett. “He Langhs Best Who Laughs Last.’ 'Ay! '"I nj qpka; ...jk * —Lift. New System of Water Ballast. The little steam yacht F. 1.. Norton, now fu the Fust y and Jones Company shipyard at Wilmington, Del., will soon arrive in this city preparatory to its trip across the Atlantic in November next. The craft is owned by Captain F. L. Norton of this city, ami is tit) feet in length over all, st) feet on keel, beam 13 feet, depth of hold ti feet. Her hull, which is of wood, was built in Alexan dria, Yn. The engine is of the compound t, pc with cylinders 5-J inches and 10J inches in diameter, with a 10-inch stroke. A remarkable feature of the yacht is the system of water ballast devised by her owner. It consists of a false bottom containing watwhich is expected to prevent the capsizing of the boat and to maintain it to keep an even keel in heavy seas. Captain Norton w ill carry a crew of four or ii\o men, and will go by way of Hali fax, where the <- -al hunkers w ill be re plenished. as they have a capicity for only six tons, lie feels confident the journey can he made in fifteen days. Be fore her departure government officials will inspect the Norton to s c whether boats constructed on a similar plan can not Ik- used in the Hfe-saving statiou. [New York Press. Bust in the Air. It is curious to note the sources whence tlic dust of the day is derived. Somewhere about IS2B, Ehrenberg, the German naturalist, who interested him self deeply in the history of nnimalcuiar life, undertook the examination of the air of Berlin. Some of his microscopic researches in the direction yielded ex traordinary results. In the air of the Ger man capital he was able to detect organ isms or living s|>eeks which were proper to Africa, and the atmosphere of Portu gal revealed traces of unimalcular life common to the prairies of North Ameri ca. It is not to be wondered at that the air-dust, whatever its nature, should be transported for immense distances by the winds, or that the dried and desiccated forms of animacuke should bo conveyed from one continent to another as mere specks, unseen save bv the eyes of science. Herald. There are ooly six large cities ia this country that do not own the local water works. EXCITEMENT IN ROCHESTER. The Commotion Passed tor the Ntatemeal • f • Fhrildu. An unusual article from the Rochester, N. Y., Democrat and Chronicle , was re cently republished in this paper and was a subject of much comment. That the ar ticle caused even more commotion in Roch ester, the following from the same paper shows: Dr. J. B. Henion, who is well known not only in Rochester but In n arly every part of America, sent an extended article to this !>aper a few days since, which was duly nub ished, detailing his remarkable experience and rescue from what seemed to be a certain death. It would be impossible to enumerate the personal enquiries which have been male at our office as to the validity of the article, but they have been so numerous that fur ther investigation of the subject vras deemed necessary. With this end in view a representative of this piper called on Dr. Henion, at his resi dence, when the following interview oc curred: "1 hat article of yours. Doctor, has created quite a whirlwind. Are the state ments about the terrible condition you were in and the way you were rescued such as you can sustain f* “Everyone of them and many additional ones. I was brought so low by neglecting the first and most simple symptoms. I did not think I was sick. It is true I had frequent headaches; felt tired most of the t ms; could eat nothing one day and was ravenous th 9 next; felt dull pains and my stomach was out of order, but I did not think it meant any thing serious. “Tli* medical profession has be«n treatin'’ symptoms instead of disease for years, an 3 it is high tim6 it ceased. The symptoms I have just mentioned, or any unusual action or irritation of the water channels indicate the approach of kidney disease more than a cough announces the coming of consumption. We do not treat the cough, but try to help the lungs. We should not waste our time trying to relieve thß headaches, pains about the body or other symptoms, but go directly to tho kidneys, the source of most of these oilmen te.” “This, then, is what you meant when you said that more than one-half the deaths which occur arise from Bright’s disease, is it Doctor!" "Precisely. Thousands of diseases are tor turing people to-day, which in reality are Bright’s disease in some of its many forms. It is a Hydra-headed monster, and tho slight est symptoms should strike terror to every one who has them. I can look back and re call hundreds nf deaths which physicians de clared at the time were caused by paralysis, epoplexy, heart disease, pneumoniu, malarial fever and other common complaints which 1 see now were caused by Bright’s disease.” “And did all these cases have simple symp toms at first!” “Every one of them, and might have been cured as I was by the timely use of the same remedy. lam getting my eyes thoroughly opened in this matter and think I am help ing others to see the facts and their possible danger also.” Mr. Warner, who was visited at his estab ment on N. St. Raul street, spoke very ear nestly: “It is true that Bright’s disease had in creased wonderfully, and we find, by reliable statistics, that from ’7O to ’BO its growth was over 230 per cent. Look at the prominent men it has carried off, and is taking off every year, for while many are dying apparently of paralysis and apoplexy, they are really victims- of kidney disorder, which causes heart disease, paralysis, apoplexy, etc. Nearly every week the papers record the death of some prominent man from this scourge. Recently, however, the increase has been checked, and I uttribute this to the general use of my remedy.” •*Do you think many people are afflicted with it to-day who do not realize it, Mr. Warner!" “A prominent profe-sor in a New Orleans medical college was lecturing before his clasa on the subject of Bright’s disease. He had various fluids under microscopic analysis, and was showing the stu Ants what the in dications of this terrible malady were. ’And now, gentlemen,’ ho said, ‘as wo have seen the unhealthy indications, I will show you how it appears in a state of perfect health,’ and he submitted his own fluid to the usual test. As he-watched the results hiseounte anoe suddenly changed—his color and com mand both left him, and in a trembling voice he said: ‘Gentlemen, I have made a painful discovery; I have Bright’s disease of the kidneys;’ and in less than a year he was dead. The slightest indications of any kid ney difficulty should be enough to strike terror to any one.” “You know of Dr. Henion’s case!” “Yes, I have both read and beard of it." “It is very wonderful is it not!” “No more so than a great many others that have come to my notice os having been cured by the same means.” “You believe then that Bright’s disease can be cured.” “I know it can. I know it from my own and the experience of thousands of promi nent persons who were given up to die by both their physicians and friends.” “You speak of your own experience, what was it?” “A fearful oue. I had felt languid and unfitted for business for years. But I did not know what ailed me. When, however, I found it was kidney difficulty 1 thought there was little hope and so did the doctors. I have since learned that one of the physicians of this city pointed ms out to a gentleman on the street one day, saying: ‘there goes a man who will be dead within a year.’ I believe his words would have proved true if I had not fortunately used the remedy now known as Warners Safe Cure.” “Did you make a chemical nnalysis of the case of Mr. H. H. Warner some three years ago, Doctor? was asked Dr. S. A. Lattimore, one of the analysts of the State Board of Health.” “Yes, sir.” “What did this analysis show you?" “A serious disease of the kidnoys.” “Did you think Mr. Warner could re cover!” “No, sir, I did not think it possible.” “Do you know anything about the remedy which cured him?” “I have chemically analyzed it and find it pure and harmless." The standing of Dr. Henion, Mr. Warner and Dr. Lattimore in the community is be yond question, and the statements they make cannot for a moment be doubted. Dr. Henion’s experience shows that Bright’s dis ease of the kidneys is one of the most de ceptive and dangerous of all diseases, that it is exceedingly common, but that it can be cured if takeu in time. Visitor —Mi*s Dcvcreaux is quite mu sical. Host—Yes, very much so. Vis itor—Docs she s ; ng in English? Host— She does; and I’m very sorry she doesn’t siug in Kalamazoo, or some other far away place.— Exchange . “Suggest a motto for my new businc s venture, will you, Miss Agnes?” “What is the business?” “A dairy farm.” “Theu suppose you take ‘let well alone. I ” —The Jeater. A man who Las practiced medicine for <0 years ought to know talt from sugar; read what he says: Toledo, 0.. Jan. 10,1887. Messrs. F. J. Cheney A’ Co.—Gentlemen:—l have been in the general practice of t- cdiciue for most 40 years, and would hay that in all my practice and experience h »ve never seen a preparation that I could prescribe with as muchcontidenoe of eucctss as I can Hall's Ca tarrh ('ure, manufactured by you. Have pre scribed it a great many times and its effec is wonderful, and tsould say in conclusion that i have \et to find a case of Catarrh that it would not cure, if they wou.d take it acco.d ing to direction*. Yours truly, L. L. Gorsuch, M. D., Office,-1 Summit St. We will give $ 00 for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured with Hall's Catarrh Cure, Taken in ernally. F. J. t UEMt <V i 0.. Props., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Frails nnd Trees; Points for Tree Planters This entire book is ably written and gives trusty information for everyone growing fruit of any sort or kind. Sent ‘reehy Stark Bros., Louisiana, Mo.—Oraitfle Judd Firmer. For a disordered liver try Belc«am*s Pills. FITS stopped free by Mr. Klines Great >'frve Restorer. No Fits after first day's vße. Marvelous cures. Treatise and trial let tie tree. Hr. Kline, kill Arch St., Phila., Pa. Timber. Mineral, Farm Lands and Ranches in Mit-soiiri, Kansas, Texas and Aikansas. I ought and sold. Tyler & Co., Kansas City, Mo. .. . . —. If afflicted with sore eyos use Dr. Isaac Thump ton's Eye-watc r. Druggists eell at2sc per bottle. Oklahoma Guido Book and Man sent any where on receipt oi sucta.T) ier i Co., Kansas City, Mo. A Princely Donation. Ihe magnificent gift of Baron Ilirsch to the Hebrew imigrant charity and aid fund of $2,408,000, has created much comment and considerable interest in philanthropic circles. The deed of the munificent gift which had been drawn up and signed by Baron ilirsch, had been laid before the trustees, as was a letter from the baron, instruct ing them to draw upon him for the amount on March 1. The gift is not hampered by any restrictions whatever, and will be immediately invested in this country. The income of the fund is expected to be SIO,OOO a mouth, this being the sum which has been paid by the transatlantic donor in monthly remittances for over a year. Baron Ilirsch merely < xecutcs part of his avowed intention of distributing hat portion of his fortune which he wishes devoted to philanthropic purposes during his lifetime. The income will be pevoted entirely to the relief and educa tion of Hebrew immigrants and their chidren. Girls do have some advantages, any way! Of 500,000 girl babies born in Massachusetts, 304,222 reach the budding age of fifteen. Of the same number of boys, only 350,430 reach that age. In the happy land of New Jersey, where there are fewer factories and more peaches and sweet potatoes, both babies liave a better chance and the figures stand 368,311 and 378,293. Ladiks needing a tonic, or children who want building np, should take Brown’s Iron Bitters, it is pleasant to take, cures Malaria, Indigestion .biliousness and Liver Complaints, makes the Blood rich and para. The man who spends much time in trying to please Ids enemies is oue of the most foolish of spendthrifts. Daint y candies that children cry for are Dr. Bull’s Worm Destroyers. They please the children, but they kill the worms. A good illnst ration of faith, hope and chari ly—tbe loan of an umbrella. Mothers’ Friend mWWborteESLabor *jgpiSirtb^£jl; Mother^ 1 m WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN COLD. If a price can be placed on pain, “ Mother’s Friend ” Is worth its weight In gold* My wife suffered more In ten minutes with either of her other two children than she did altogether with her last, having previously used four bottles cf " Mother's Friend.” It is a blessing to any one expecting to be come a mother. Geo. F. Lockwood, Carml, 111. Write The Bradfiold Regulator Co., A l l all * a Ga., for particulars. Sent by express, charges paid, on receipt of price, $1.50 per bottle. Sol Iby druggists. CREAM BALM-Cleanse. tbe Nasal Paaimgt-H, Allay* Tain and Inflammation, nOV\ l • EVEN _ SEVENTEEN SEVENTY | B nP 1 M . . . CURE Biliousness, jfSßjflL Sick Headache, This Picture, Panel size, mailed tor 4 cents, Malaria. __ J. F. SMITH & CO., |%R| p up a■| sa Makers of " Bilo Beans," Ml L L* Hg, m ’L 255 A 257 Greenwich St., N. Y. City. DB L k O£> HI! O I PlJMfiear coming enemy. You know that this enemy will sit down for five long months outside this citadel, and do its best to break in and destroy. Is this citadel garrisoned and provisioned? The garrison is your constitution. Is it vigorous or depleted ? How long can it fight without help? Have you made provision for the garrison by fur nishing a supply of SCOTT’S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda? It restores the flagging energies, in creases the resisting powers against disease; cures Con sumption, Scrofula, General Debility, and all A ntemic and Wasting Diseases (especially in Children'), keeps coughs and colds out, and so enables the constitution to hold the fort of health. ( Palatable as Milk. SPECIAL.—Scott’s Emulsion is non-secret, ana is prescribed by the Medical Pro fession all over the world, because its ingredients are scientifically combined in such a manner as to greatly increase their remedial value. CAUTlON.—Scott’s Emulsion is put up in salmon-colored wrappers. Be sure and get the genuine. Prepared only by Scott & Bownc, Manufacturing Chemists, New York. Sold by all Druggists. ivivJUs.Dk H)K CATAi<.iiii. —liest. Easiest to use. a Cheapest. Relief is immediule. A cure is certain. For Cold iu the Head it lias no equal. QATAR R H It Is hu Ointment, of which :i small particle is applied to the nostrils. Price, 50c. Sold by dnipcists or sent by mail. Address. K. T. It \7.Kt.Tixt:, Warren, Pa. Chichester s English. Red Cross Diamond Brand PtHHNRONkh * rUitiS THC ORIGINAL AND GENUINE Th* owly Safe, Sure, sol reUabie Pi 1 for e»l«. YtKjp I-adlc*. Uk Dru*xm f«r CXickftrr • Mnflisk Brand io Red and Gold nMttllie \y I / Hi boxss with bln* ribbon. Take no other kind. R'futt &*bstiiutior%M and imitation*. v 1 /Jr All oilta In paxtrboard boxes, pink wrapper*. mre dangerou* counterfeits. At Druggists, or Bend na \ V* 4v. in for particular*, testimonial*, and **KelTef for Ladles." *n l*Ucr, by r. iurn Malt. rr 0.000 TwrlmobUi*. A«im Purer. CHICHESTER CHCMICAI. CO., Miiill'i'H Sjuire, -V g.ld by all Local UragdtU. PWi LAPCLPMIjuIHu KING COTTON Buy or sell your Cotton on JONES A sa 5-Ton Cotton Scale. W* |i|| NOT CHEAPEST BUT BEST. ■ I For terms address *l3 SI IIJONES OF BINGHAMTON, Ng W W BINGHAMTON. N. Y. nr ijp | nyp GT?*t PENSION Bill ! INoIUIiO is Passed.^,r " ■————■■mi ■ er* arul Fathers are mm iltied to f 1 3 a mo. Fee tlO wben you ret jour money. Blanks fra*. JO6ZTM IL irVTU, Inj. niinsi a. t nappu l/MCTCC p DSmv SLY REMEDIED dAuu * Krctfch oteeiyPantbtretclief Au pled l>) stuiieiici a- Harvard. Amherst and Coitegea, also by professions; aul busuiar»s men every where. If cot f>r is your t«wa send Cor. ti R. J. OKEKLY. 71j Washington Street Bouton. t|J l» iri avill*] *»' d S! k .4 imf FActti IVlkltWpca enongh vc covet iff eq. In* -Vc ; beat} Be. Luaius'fi Su (iu. Little Ferry 5f,J. .—■... —. .... “WHAT AN ASS AM I!” The ass thought himself as fine look ing as his neighbor, the horse, until he, one day, saw himself in the looking glass, when he said “ What an ass am 11’’ Are there not scores of people who cannot see themselves as others see them? They have bad blood, pim ples, blotches, eruptions, and other kin dred disfigurements. All these annoy ing things could be entirely eradicated, and the skin restored to “lily white ness,” if that world-famed remedy, Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical piscovery, were given a fair trial. It cures all humors, from the ordi nary blotch, pimple or eruption to the worst scrofula, or the most inveterate blood-taints, no matter what their na ture, or whether they be inherited or acquired. The “Golden Medical Dis covery” is the only blood - purifier guaranteed to do just what it is rec ommended to, or money refunded. World’s Dispensary Medical As sociation, Proprietors, No. 6G3 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. PROF. LOISETTE’S NEW MEMORY BOOKS. Criticisms on two recent Memory Systems. Readj about April Ist. Full Tables of Contents forwarded only to those who send r tamped directed envelope. Also I*7-03pectus POST KRKF, of the Loiaettian Al< of Never Forgettlnar. Address Prof. LOISETTE, J3T Fifth Arc., New York. dBSTfr n MI KM - id Whiskey Hahita !*? *5? *£ ired at home with- BB a 111 Illrr^r^L Or Atianla,Ua. ■ <li; a Whitehall St M I prescribe and fslle on doree Big u .3 the on!. WF "=r..specißc fortbecertamcut. TO 5 of this disease tS." 1 G. H. INGRAHAM. M D., fPg N. y’. CS aric.tr s.tt» W. lirfvo sold £ig G for ««»*..... a. n.any years, antf it baa the » f E * u »- skjlK. taction. D. B. DTCHE A CO . SI .00. Bold by itntgtiat. A - K - u Eight, ltai. “ Mother's Friend" is tbe greatest blessing ever offered eh Id-bearing woman. I have been a mid-wife for many years, and in e.i eh case where “ Mother's 'Friend” bad been used it in* s accomplished wood rs and relieved much suffering. It is the best remedy for rising of the breast known, and wor li tbe price for that aione. Mas. M. M. Bkusieb, Montgomery, Ala.