The Covington news. (Covington, Ga.) 1908-current, March 10, 1909, Image 7
artling Rapidity With Which the
Mind Works In Sleep.
ME STRANGE EXPERIENCES
Event* of a Whole Lifetime May
e
piit p a st the Dreamer In a Few Mo
nients— Queer Results of a Dream
Experiment by a Noted Psychologist.
A characteristic of dreams which, as
rather materialistic Dr. Clarke
vs “hints at a life that has neither
■'Inning nor end and is bounded by
"limits which human thoughts with which can
in pass” is the rapidity
cuts happen in the dream world,
bus when asleep and dreaming, we
c an entire lifetime in a minute;
a space of time that is scarcely
ore than a second we pass through
periences that could not be duplicat
in this objective sphere in hours,
rliaps in years.
Count Lavalette relates that one
ght, when imprisoned and under sen
iue of death, he dreamed that he
ood for five hours at a Paris street
rner, where he witnessed a con¬
gous succession of harrowing scenes
blood, every one of which wrought
s sou! to the highest pitch of excite
ent. When he woke he found that
had been asleep less than two min
in a more recent experiment, made
pressly to test the truth of these
eories, the subject was aroused from
?ep by a few drops of water being
Tinkled upon his forehead. It took
t an instant to accomplish tills re
It, and yet in that Incalculably brief
ace of time the man dreamed of
lng on an excursion; of an accident
which he w r as plunged into a lake,
(1 during the long struggle to escape
ath that followed all the experiences
his life seemed to flash before him,
st as they are said to appear to a
rson who is actually drowning.
Dreams are tricksters. Professor
itchener of Cornell university told
1th gusto of his experience. As a
eeiallst in psychology he interested
mself in dreams. Like a true scien
it, he once set about gathering data,
e wanted to know what caused
earns, where they came from, what
ey meant, and all that. He deter
ined to watch himself when he slept
id to awake himself at once when
> found himself dreaming something
value. So, with a notebook on a
rlting table near his bed, he forced
mself to waken for several nights
id to write down, while the dream
ipressions were vivid, his remem
■ances of the details and by a study
the room, the bed and his physical
indltion to attempt to arrive at the
issible causes of hl3 dreams.
He was getting on famously. One
ght he had a particularly vivid
earn. In accordance with his prac
e, he forced himself to awake and
imediately write down clearly every
Ing about it, then went back to sleep
;ain. The next morning he arose
id was astounded to see that his note
leet was blank. He remembered pos
ively the notes he had set down
lereon in the middle of the preceding
ght. The next night again he wrote
iwn his notes after his dreams, only
have the same uncanny sensation
le next morning at finding nothing
corded.
The strange circumstances set him to
mderlng. That night he impressed
Jon his mind before dropping off into
umber that he must awaken with his
•st dream, or, if not with that, with
s second dream. Subsequently this
rong antesleeping command deliver-
1 to himself was present all through
s dream consciousness. When the
:st scenes of a vivid dream came be
>re his fancy he felt himself awaken,
id he set about writing down the
lets upon the pad at his table.
It was then that from some source
■ inner consciousness he felt the com
and again to awake, although he
iemed at the time to be in full posses
on of his normal faculties. His eyes
>ened, and the secret was out. He
mnd himself lying in bed, where he
^d been all that night. His rising
Pter each dream had become so much
routine that he had dreamed that
e had arisen and had made the notes.
Lid his "dream was so clear that it
cmed reality.— Outing Magazine.
Pat’s Deficiencies.
Mrs, McCarthy’s husband went out
n a boat alone. The boat overturned,
'id he was drowned. A friend met
Pr some weeks later.
1 hear, ’ said he, “that Pat left you
PD well off—that he left you $20,
J’rue,” said Mrs. McCarthy; “he
How was that?” asked her friend.
could not read or write, could
sai( l Mrs. McCarthy, “nor
*lm. —New York Press.
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v sets the chance.—Brooklyn Life.*
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A WHISTLER WHIM.
The Artist Wouldn’t Argue About Kis
Birthrlace or Age.
James McNeill Whistler had no pa¬
tience with those people who would In¬
sist upon inquiring into two details of
his biography in which he professed,
and professed with some sincerity,
that he was not interested. These de¬
tails were his age and Ills place of
birth.
It was once mentioned in a Parisian
paper that Whistler was born in Balti¬
more. Although this was contrary to
fact, Whistler could not he induced to
correct it. The mistake was copied
over and over again, and angry patri¬
ots from Massachusetts, accidentally
the birthplace of this citizen of the
world, would write impassioned let¬
ters to him asking him to deny the
libel. All he could be prevailed upon
to say was, “If it pleases any one to
have me born in Baltimore, let me be
born in Baltimore.” An individual
hailing from Lowell, Mass., once apos¬
trophized him in the generally Insult¬
ing manner which certain people re¬
gard as etiquette in addressing a man
of genius upon a first introduction.
“Mr. Whistler,” said the stranger,
“like me, you were born in Lowell,
Mass., and you are sixty-eight years
of age and I am sixty-seven. I re¬
member”—
The painter interrupted wearily and
plaintively: “My dear sir, if you like
to be born in Lowell, Mass., and you
enjoy being sixty-seven years of age,
well and good, but I don’t want to be
sixty-eight years of age and don’t re¬
member being born in Lowell, Mass."
—New York Telegraph.
ON AN OCEAN LINER.
It Doesn’t Pay to Get Haughty With
the Stewards.
“Never, oh, never, speak harsh words
of rebuke to a steward on an ocean
liner,” declared a congressman of New
York.
“One summer I journeyed over to
the other side. The first day out, at
mealtime, I found that, I had to em¬
brace the table leg to get near enough
to operate with my knife and fork.
For my unpleasant seat I called the
steward to account. Most harsh was
my criticism. Then I told him I would
have my meals served thereafter in the
upper cabin.
“The next morning the cabin stew¬
ard told me of a better room and that
I should get It immediately. It was
more costly and elaborately furnished
than the one I occupied with my trav¬
eling companion. Then, too, it was
on the main deck. I looked over the
new room and decided to change. 1
had my luggage, with that of my
friend, moved below. When my friend
found the new quarters he gasped with
horror. ‘Man alive'.’ he said, ‘this is
the worst hole on the ship. You and
I are in for a great big seasick.’ We
got every Jar of the ship and good and
seasick too.
“The day I landed the dining room
steward met me on the deck. ‘Much
obliged for changing,’ he said. ‘It was
at my request that the cabin steward
got you to move. The gentleman ahead
of you in that cabin and who wanted
to move gave me $75 to fix the deal. I
thank you for what is a most glorious
tip.”—Washington Post.
Keepsakes.
Washington Irving, who wrote the
following lines on the value of trifles,
evidently believed in them as em¬
blems of friendship:
“There Is something, after all, in
those trifles that friends bestow upon
each other which is an unfailing indi¬
cation of the place the giver holds in
the affections. I would believe that
one who preserved a lock of hair, a
simple flower or any trifle of my be¬
stowing loved me, though no show
was made of it, while all the protesta¬
tions In the world would not win my
confidence In one who set no value on
such little things. Trifles they may
be, but it is by such that character
and disposition are oftenest revealed.”
Just For a Change.
“What I want.” said the theatrical
manager, “is a genuine novelty."
“Something realistic?” asked the
playwright. real
“Yes but I don’t want any
The playwright looked wearily
thoughtful and, after a pause, in¬
quired:
“How would it do spring some¬
thing on the public with real actors
in it?”—London Tit-Bits.
In Training.
“Are you going to mingle in the
life of the capital?” asked the old
time friend.
“I don’t know yet,” answered Mr.
Cumrox. “It depends on whether
mother and the girls can teach me to
eat ice cream with a fork without
dropping any on my Sunday shirt
bosom.”—Washington Star.
Not Out of Danger.
Wiggles—I hear Bjenks has been
very ill. Is he out of danger yet?
Waggles—Well, he’s convalescent, but
he won’t be out of danger until that
pretty nurse who has been taking care
of him has gone away.— Life.
Left Handed Compliment.
“Your glasses.” she said, “have made
a great difference in your appear
ance.”
“Do you think so?” he asked.
“Yes. You look so Intelligent with
them on.”—Chicago Record Herald.
It is as easy to draw back a stone
thrown with force from the hand as
to recall a word once spoken.— Menan¬
der.
THE COVINGTON NEWS
LATHAM’S HOME RUN.
And How It Figured In Having Him
Dubbed “the Dude.”
Charley Comiskey told the story of
how Arlie Latham came to be called
“the dude.”
“One spring during Latham’s term of
service with the good old St. Louis
Browns,” said Comiskey, “he jumped
into the opening game of the season
and won us a victory by knocking out
a home run in the last inning. Chris
von der Abe from his place in the
grand stand saw Arlie make his sensa¬
tional hit and naturally enthused. Aft¬
er the game ‘der boss president’ enter
ed the clubhouse and in that peculiar
dialect of his said to Latham:
“ ‘Arlie, my poy, you must be glad
that I. Chris, vas proud mit you, an’ I
vill show you vat my feelings is by
giving you the present of somedings
for you to wear on yourself. Take dis
order on mine own tailor an’ go an’
dress up yourself.’
“Chris’ order on the tailor read some¬
thing like this:
“ ‘Give to Arlie der t’ings vat he
buys, an’ send to me der bill.’
“Latham didn’t do a thing on the
strength of that order but replenish
his wardrobe. For three days in suc¬
cession he showed up at the ball park
in a flue makeup, and every suit of
clothes was brand new. On the fourth
day Chris got a bill from the clothing
people for $100. Naturally he sent for
Latham and demanded an explanation.
‘“Why, Chris, old pal,’ said ‘Lath.’
‘there’s nothing to explain. Didn’t
you agree in that order you gave me
to pay for what I bought, and haven't
I just begun to buy? Why, old pal. I
have only got three suits and expect
to be measured for another this after¬
noon. What’s wrong?’
“ ‘Arlie,’ replied Von der Ahe, ‘you
vas de one infernal dude in de pizness.
I vill dis bill pay. but you vill yourself
go to der tailor an' mit him explain vot
I dink of der impudence of you your¬
self. You vill also stop mit de clothes
you now have on an’ do no more mit
such foolishness mit der man vot pays
your salary. Arlie, you vas on£ dude,
an’ if you play mit any errors dis
afternoon I vill myself fine you all
der bootiful clothes you have yourself
bought.’
“From that day Latham became
known to the baseball world as ‘the
dude.’ ”
A Curious Structure.
On the road from Clifton downs to
Avonmouth the traveler will pass, in
the Avon gorge, a curious structure to
which a singular tradition is attached,
relates the London Tatler. The story
Is that a person named Cook about a
century ago was told by a gypsy in the
Leigh woods that his only son would
be killed by a serpent before he reach¬
ed the age of twenty-one. To avert
this he built a high tower and shut his
son in the topmost room with the in¬
tention of secluding him there until the
fatal age was passed. However, by ac¬
cident a viper was taken up in a fagot
to the room to light the tire, and it
crept from the fagot and bit the boy
so that he died. Therefore the tower
was called Cook’s Folly, and that is its
name to this day, whatever is the true
explanation.
An Ignoble Use.
Washington Irving in "Crayon Pa¬
pers” says: "I was once at an evening
entertainment given by the Duke of
Wellington at Apsley House to Wil¬
liam IV. The duke had manifested
his admiration of his great adversary,
Napoleon, by having portraits of him
in different parts of the house. At the
bottom of the grand staircase stood
the colossal statue of the emperor by
Canova. It was of marble in the an¬
tique style, with one arm partly ex¬
tended, holding a figure of Victory.
Over this arm the ladies In tripping
upstairs to the ball had thrown their
shawls. It was a singular office for
the statue of Napoleon to perform in
the mansion of the Duke of Welling¬
ton!
Imperial Caesar, dead and turned to clay,
etc
Marriage is a good thing for single
men,'' said the bridegroom elect.
“Hum! Yes,” remarked Mr. Hen
peck, “for single men onlv ” — New
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NOTICE.
I am now back in my old office ove
Cohen’s. Have two rooms, one for
white, the other for colored patients,
and am fully prepared and capable of
doing better work than ever before.
Your patronage solicited.
Very respectfully,
W. J, Higgins, Dentist.
EGGS . . .
From Prize Winning Barred
and White Plymouth Rocks
at $2.00 per setting. White
Leghorns at $ 1.00 per setting
and Spangled Games at $4
ders per setting. Put in your or¬
now for spring delivery.
MODEL POULTRY FARM
Conyers, Ga.
PROFITS CUT ALL
TO PIECES ON
A N 0 S
Ten or Fifteen Different Makes.
$10 Profit on Factory Prices.
See This Line Before You Make
Your Purchase.
It Means Money To you.
C. A. HARWELL.
Leader In
Furniture and Undertaking
Covington, Ga.
LOOK AT THIS
We are going to sell for a few
days, Heinz Preserves in 3 lbs jars,
regular $1.00 size at 70cts.
California Dessert Peaches in
2 lbs cans the best to had 20c per can
Pie Peaches 2 lbs cans at
10c per can.
Fresh meats of all kinds in all
seasons. Call 220 for everything to
eat, and prompt delivery.
Cook Bros ■ y Covington, Phone 220 Ga.