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I FOR NERT Job Pointing the heraud office. t CITY PRICES. vol. xm. WAYCROSS, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 20, 1892. NO. 38. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. J-JK. JAM. €*• KIPPAKD. Physician and Surgeon, oil Block, up »t*irv . always U found in Wil April WALLACE MATHEWS, H. D., PHYKiriAN AM* nr HO EON. WAYGKOA* : : OWHUJIA. jan2'My j JK. II. E. SrJIAHTKII. Physician and Surgeon, WAYC-ROSrt. \ - - GEORGIA |3T All rail* promptly aHeudcd to. D K. V. € .FOI.KM, |*».j^#inan.l Kn/n, \V«rnw, Ga. ^ iHflit* over T. K. I.imim Jf*w#-lpr 8 OFFICERS OF WARE COHITT. Warr*-n LoO—Ordinary. W. M. Wifaon—* Vrk Superior Court. H. K. Mill#-r-sl.rTiff an.! Jailor. J. W. W.TfcTv CITf OFFICERS, WAYCROSS, 04. Arthur M. Knight. Mayor. Aldermen. W. W. Sham. Gill K. II. Murphy, lion. <Trrk of l*ity lomit-il. r. * 1«y AMM<«Miran<l G*lfa.i«r. Warn-11 City Tn>a«nn»r. J. |.. Swrot. Ilty Attorney. John P. ranon. 1'ity Marshal. \V. M. Somerville, City Engineer. Tin- Way# row# Herald, Ollh-ial Organ. HOARD OK KDlTATIOX. H. W. RnA, Pmfclmt; J. M.« Marshall, Srt Har) - ; W. J. ('*Bydl. I* Jj*l< ^AKIH C POWDER Absolutely Pure. 145TT- ah k J>4»y DR. J. E. W. SMITH.j Office at It. J. SMITH S IHtCO STORK. Kmiilrtirr Hick* Street. WAYCUDSS, - OKOKG1A- | jit. A. H. KNUI.IXII, Physician and Surgeon, WAYlWOrKI (IKORlilA. I tdr All mil. |.ruin|.tly allillilnl. -** DR. RICHARD B. NEW.! I’ll VHH IA N AM* SCKOKON. Office at Mii- Kciii-diart*, WAYCROSri, GEORGIA. . II. I*. Ur ni-Hs S.ii.n.1 S m.. at High S# l, . I.. \Valk*r. tun lay in m N >1 l.iiililing. . AIIh-Um.i iV. A. * a-.n W. I*. Han if tarter halting pow#ler. of all in leavening strength.— JsitrM V. S. dorr rumen! Fowl Report. ISotai. IIakisu Powder Co.. 100 Wall St. N.Y WE 9 KHOGK , . P. Ungli-li. W. M : K. II. R#i' ; Dodger*. Circulars X«*te Heads Kuvel- ! opes Statements anil all kinds of Comuiereial Printing. CALL AT THE HERALD OFFICE AND 6ET ESTIMATES. THE FRUITS OF PROTECTION. GOOD HEALTH. Very Desirable, But Very Rare. Blessing. Carnegie*. Million, Multiply, but Ills M«u Mnt Take Itegg»ry ar the BulUt. “By their fruits shall ye know them!" Behold the fruits of protection! Writ large in letters of human blood, in the flame* of burning oil, in the smoke of Katu " exploding dynamite, fa the declaration *“ that the Republican doctrine of “pro tection for the tienefit of the American laborer" fa a lie, a mocking falsehood lt cannot be denied, by which labor fa made to prey upon its health, next to godliness, is literature. tha Put. q t __ v __ their vitals. the first consideration. There The Homestead works are controlled ’ No one cau be happy without health, unless it by Andrew Carnegie, the twenty mil- au j there are no circumstances what- side cor liouaire, the apostle of high protection, ever which can make one utterly rniscr- the beneficiary of the McKinley bill, the ' able when his health is perfect.* munificient contributor to the Repub- A sound liver, a good, long-winded lican campaign fnnds, the dear friend of , pair of lungs, and a free circulation of President Harrison, who cabled con- i blood, are worth a great deal more to gratulation* from his Scotch castle after ■ the happy possessor than bank stocks. comeetionery. and pickles, and pre- ! serves did uot find their way into these ' There wa healthy homes. The quack mediciue ' his passe men were not born. Doctors lived i a Ihtrisiun so far away that a patient would die or get well before they could be got to see 1?“":::*" People did not sit up all night and j called from lie »beJ all daj. There wu no anxiety to the Hue Milton, felt about the rise or fall of stocks. “Bulls” aud “bears” did not exist, ex- suppose, that cept those which roamed the forests in orthy of • in the knowledge which al»-driver had of Euglish In Paris—where many uueil after famous literary ami foreign—a passenger -abman and aske#l to bo taken The cabman drove long distance, and then deposited his passenger, who found upon alighting coats of hair, were no “corners” anywhere might be the pleasant Ure ters, where one could sit .winkle of the s that he was in the Hue llyn opposite extremity of the city! The passenger expressed his mind vigorous ly as to the stupidity of cabmen in g«u- •ral and of the oue whom ho addressed the Minneapolis convention. •*Px**ec- I government bonds and interest! tion for the American laborer” gave him blocks of brown stone, kingly riches—it has given his laborers If, as a writer of prominence asserts, reduced wages and the bullets of mer- spirituous liquors are the cause of nine- ceuary troops. tenths of the murders committed, then In a time of manufacturing prosperity ' lt is safe to say that torpid livers and and with a prohibitive tariff to bar out bad digestions are the cause of the re- foreign competition, Mr. Andrew Car- mainder; for ill-health sours the dis- negie made a sweeping cut in the wages position, and destroys the sweetest of his thousands* of workmen. They temper in the world, struck for living wages and refused to ^s we live, and the world moves on, allow men to supplant them. He hired our habits Pinkerton troops, armed with Winches- broader Held; ter rifles, to reduce them to subject' ' m “ *” Dr. J. P. PRESCOTT, Practicing Physician IIOltOKLN, (iKOKfilA. All cull* promptly attend#-#!. jy'-H.in S. L. DRAWDY, ATTORNEY AT I.AW. IH >.M KRVILLK, : ; : GEORGIA. DR. J H. REDDING, OFFICE. Fol.KS niJM K. Near Hotel IWiiis. i.prj* ly Me#t*nt Masonic Hall. Plant Avenue, 1-t AT Fri«lay in each montli at 7:.H* p. in. K*. I A I t«imp. W. W. Sharp#-. II. I’.; Rt Kx. t onip. Wl ' IIIIOTII Kit IHMID UN'OMOTIVI -rhcxsl hall, ltee#j l#l#N-k. I Vl'KUWriUMAI. J Wayi nr-S faMlg.- No M.. C. T. N. Syfaii. S#-# ! Hh Saturday-* «-at li m HITCH & MYERS, ] V ii. ATTUBSKVS AT I.AW. K.Tlk'-’" T K.in'l" 1*1# Stair* Wil'##»n's ItUa-k. #lay #»f «m-Ii m< WAYCROSS, CKORGIA. i ‘"’ ,l r " ,n "'“ r ' j X. WII.MAKK, Attorney at Law. I VVA Vrllosx, f nK«n;iiU. Jims MrltOltAl.ll, Attorney and Counselor at Law, W AYl'ItOSS, - - - ti Kol'O I A, : L. A. M I I SON, v« KON4 Mima •ry Monday even AllOXU THE (ilfTRCIIES. I’flKSUVTKItlAN rill'HCH. il.l.atli stIkmiI a KiimmsT < ST. SIMONS, laKOROIA. Everything First-class. Satisfaction Guaranteed. SPEC IAL KATES.f2.SO from Sat- urdny Sight till Jlondiiy Morning, in* eluding Two Lodgings and Three .Meals. 1>. \V. PR AIT. PitopitiirroR. SAVA X X A11 A1 * V KKTISKM ENTS. EDWARD LOVELL’S SONS, SA \' A X X AI f, (1KORHIA. Hardware, Tinware, Plows, Tnr|N-nliiie Nlaunfacturera’ Supplier, liar. Iktn.1 and Hoop IRON. Wheels, Axles and Wagon Material, (tuns, Pistols and Amiiiuuiti«m. dl!)-]v become The Pinkertons fired ujx>n the workmen t ' mt as and iheir fire was desperately returned, oegener A battle ensued and the hireling troops turrendored. That is the story to this writing. The moral fa that protection does i >f observation have r which to roam, we painfully aware of the fact race Americans are physically tio where we may, we find every laxly complaining of some aehe or pain. No body is well. Everybody is taking medicine. Pill makers become mil- pr^tThTfawr j receives, by government decree, tribnte from all consumers, liis laltorer includ ed. But the laborer is still dependent upon his employer for any share bounty ordained and enforced by the government upon the pretext that it is for his benefit only. Carnegie's millions multiply, but his men are made to choose . influences along with her between beggary and the bullet. Co- i light? Does the earth his family in a palace of brown stouc. Why is it? Is the air less pure and health-giving than it was in tho days of our fore fathers? Does the sun scorch out of the atmosphere the subtle principle »>f vi- i tality, or the moon drop down malarial top of the brosd-throattsl chimney. Men and women dressed as comfort tiemanded. They feared (Jod in the good old-fashioned way. and were pro foundly ignorant of the perplexing isms of to-day. They ate meat, vegetables and corn bread, and rye bannock; and pancakes were a luxury. When they traveled they rode horse back or walked; and carriages were not needed nor thought of. Well, says somebody, what would you Shall we seek out a “lodge in some vast wilderness.” and live on roots and herbs, anil eschew civili/.ation aud its delights, in the hope of getting our livers in order? By no meaus. The time for that is past. We cannot go back to the era of our grandfathers. But we can take a lesson from it. We cau eat plain food. We cau avoid stiiuulauts, shun intoxicating liquors ami |N*isouous cosmetics. We can dress loosely and comfortably, and yet be in style; we can keep clean, and lc temperate in all things; we can go to bed at reasonable hours and give tin- out of the i n particular. r it is tided. No of siiv lutnbia (S. C.) State. j gender mor | than of old? i Many of c i forth pois- s, and the clear rivers cn- deadly fogs and vapors nearly all of our women, are “delicate.” It is headache, or neuralgia, or dyspepsia, or indiges tion, or weakness in the limbs, or back, and the least exertion wearies, and la- TUe negro had at least the-prospect of a quiet old ago and a peaceful death be fore him. The white slave of today sees looming up before his eyes visions of a different character. He sees a poor- house and the potter's field in the vista ! bor of auy kind is simply impossible! of the future, with the spital aud the ! Now. all this is not as it should be. : edu jail as halfway houses between. His ■ Nature intended that we should be well eon life is a constant trouble to keep his 1 and strong,and able to endure the shak- tha; earnings above the starvation point, aud j ing and rude jostling of life, without of 1. the prospect before him uud thore de- ! being laid up in consequence. <; pendent upon him is ns bleak and hope- And again wc ask, why is it? sun Well, then, in the tir$t place, we are afraid of the kiud of labor known as umunaL We work with our brains, and our wits, but we don't like to bring ivhere and somebody flcsl itter if we do not leave a foi ind us; it will be just us wel hildren — probably a great desi It is not so much what we c-a at nothing u r children, children t« i the joyless past.—Chicago Globe. Carnegie, for example, with his flirty \ millions aud his baronial hall in Scot land, lias been benefited b.v high taxes, j but his workmen have hail to struggle ' have 4;*t the idea that manual labor is to get wages enough to keep the > 1h» desired; hu of fashion—give them the present home cheerfulness and home love. Heaven will give them the rest.— Thorne, in N. Y. Weekly. “Just a little mistake in the poet, sir. that's all,” said the cabman, calmly, aud drove tho passenger back to the Rue Milton.—Youth's Companion. Collector—Can I see Mr. Wiggles? Office Boy (promptly)—No, sir. Collector (sharply)—Why can't 1? Office Boy (looking around the other wise vacant office)—That’s a pretty sort of a question for a grown man like you to be asking a boy like me, ain't it? Collector stands corrected. — Detroit Free Dress. “There is one thing I like about your husband; he never hurries you when getting reaily for a walk." “Precious little credit due him for that, my dear. Whenever I see that 1 am not likely to be ready in time I sim ply hide his hat or liis gloves out of the way and let him hunt for them up and down until I have finished dressing. Boston News. The Had Truth. I'ncleJack (driving with his Boston niece through the suburbs of Chicago)— There, Margaret! There’s a fine place —Mrs. Ilornstein lives there—just mar ried to her sixth husband— Margaret — Sixth husband. Uncle Jack! Oh, 1 know so many girls at home that are pining for thuir flrtt.— Life. ThVonly Way. “I wonder how Hawkins got his In vitation to the Van Steenburgs recep tion?” “Robbed the mails, 1 guess."—Puck. Approplate. “That novel of Hawley's fa perfect mush,” said Crlticus. “That’s so,” returned Wagg, “But It’s a cereal story.”—N. Y. Sun. CHANGE ANYWAY. from the door: and liis case is 1 offio li. Attorney at Law, i'R«*tt. - - tJF.OIMIIA. .-lsrwli.' Nov l.v • by sjss iul c ... .... Suinluy S# Ii«m.| every j Prayer Merlin* . very Tl.m> J- 1a. CRAWLEY, ATTORNEY I.AW. WAYCROSS : GEORGIA. 1 Mlice in the WiL.n Building. DR. T. A. BAILEY, DENTIST, Office over Rank, On Plant Avenue. WAYCROSS GEORGIA. «« 17. ly J It. I>KI>GK. DENTIST, WAYCROSS, - - GEORGIA Orn. it II|» stair# in the Folks Block. WARREN LOTT, Tiro, Life aud Accident In- Q A C surance Agent, — O M V C WAYI HlltiS, okoroia. j —Nothin* but fir>t-cl«ss companion n-pre- i j*v p-ii srute«l. I*-1 ellertcd on all ola-sc* of j property. | Lloyd & Adams. DEALERS IN | Paint*. Oils, Doors. Sash anil Dlimls. Terra Cotta ami Sewer Pipes, BUILDERS HARDWARE, Lime, Piaster ami, Hair and Cement. 1 ’.tni-'r c,,n.n.. xml Wl.ilakrr si,., Savannah, : : Georgia. olated one, t'jough perhaps it is one of K"** 1 carpenters end mueons lire ..,pie, ait to become poor lawyers and lxK<k- the data of In presidential contests this state went Republican iu 1864, Democratic in 18CS, Republican in 1872, Democratic in 1876, Republican in 1880, Democraiic iu 1884. Republican in 1888, and this is the year for another Democratic inuing. —Buffalo Courier. Sun * House, YOI.MAVS BLOCK, WAYCROSS, CIA. One Minute Walk fr«uu Union Depot. J. \V. Strickland^,,,.. 1 Aplr-iv pKortciEToR. A CUT Oil RATES. Fire. Life I accide Time Tried pid Fire Tested i’s Fire - Proof Colors. iml accident Insurance Com- REAL ESTATE OFFICE. Tt.VIGlIT & ALLEN, lnrlH ly ^ M’ayrnw, Ua. j j M. jrXXISx. W. A. JAILLCT. * J. M. JENKINS & CO., Real Estateand Insorance AgeuTs Na. M Bw#m*il>i# Slmt. SAVANNAH, : : GEORGIA. mrUMUn hij*|s-il in 10 s per galloi IWit Metal- W. A. WRIGHT, J. P., And A,,-ill For National Guarantee Co Seeuritie* #>htaiite«l #>n rosy terms. Spe* ial lie Pa Th«*-e a iv wls>l«-sal.- pri«-»-. Addrv*** all tinier# to S. GRIFFIN, Manager, GRIFKIN FAIVT (U. JarlmavUIf, FU Reduceil to $i.oc Per Year. THE NEW NATION, A Weekly Paper. From Junk to October Si .50 PER DAY, The Old Reliable HARNETT HOUSE, savannah, ga. lit# Win* at noth Ka<l«. Having had cheat) foreign labor loc ked out to secure high prices, Mr. Carneri*- is now locking out American working men to get cheap foreign labor. He thns makes protection cut both ways for his fat pocketliook.—St. Louis P#»st-Di.-> patch. Why He Pay JID Mew? , If Andrew Carnegie cau contribute to j election corruption funds aud hire an army of Pinkertons, why fa he not able i to pay his workmen the wages promised j them by the high tariff people?—Louis- 1 ville Courier-Journal. Tut It Up Still Hlcher. Our present tariff was adjusted to raise wages. It was followed by cuts in the carpet and woolen mills and by a labor crisis in the iron region. Evident ly it was not made high enough.—Kan sas City Times. I A 1 hundred years ago our gran.'.fa thers and grandmothers were hale and 1 ‘ hearty.aml did not dream of such a thing : as weak nerves and neuralgia. The men laid the ax at the root of the ‘ forest oak, and cleared the smiling fields which now greet our eyes, and i reared the humble homes were our ; parents were born. They had no serv ants to help them — they strm-k the ; blows with their own strong arms, and at night they were weary enough to 1 make their couches of straw seem to ; them soft as down. The women attended to the frugal ‘ household affairs, and carded, spun and wove the cloth for the clothing of ! their families, and, when this was done, they went into the fields und w iclded the hoe and the rake, side by side w l'.U their husbands or brothers, and did not have the headache on account of it. Our own grandmother, who was u delicately raised English girl, left her luxurious home at the age of sixteen, to 'H'i-ome llie bride of a Yankee sailor —nil tor love—and crossed the sens to this, then uhno&t uncivilized. New Eng- • land, and traveled with her husband, on horseback, more than a hundred miles inland to a howling wilderness, inhabited only by bears and Indians, and forty mile* from any white man’s hr- bitation. Here she took up her life duties in a hut buiit of ]>oies'undroofed with bark. IL-re she reared to un honorable man hood seven sons, and to a virtuous wom anhood four «laughters. and having live* I to see the desert around her bios- ! like the rose and the smoke of civ- undreds of firesides . r to the report of th istical bureau of France. 8:;n,O.VJ births during the d S76.565 deaths. Although recent.years had led stu- statistic nal death al tlie hi startling in Fr: Its, yet elutiui id the •ftioialt are try- the causes «if this li stands absolutely ntinent. The mam the Mr. Cleinm—l’s takin* my vacatiou Mr. Ituders—Sho! Yo* nebber don stroke ob wuk in yo’ life befo’. idespr to large families, ir two sv.xteui prevails. On the Fram e reports 130 children to ) families. In other couutrio* ige is more than :*0J; In En.»- reut as A singular phe- • Instead of triplet is the fact D the number of illcgith otlici and he s is tlie physical «legenera- pie: tlie higher class#*s by have become effeminate; isses liave become weak- xfed by the tusks imposed lt fa un undeniable fact ecornc harder and harder age family to secure the •f life. The cost of living ■ases.—N. Y. Ledger. referred me to your father, . me to your mother, and she in turn has told me to ask you again. She—Dear me, that's just like papa and mamma. I’m sure I told them plainly enough. Kr—I am very sorry— but— —Truth. lie’ L :OQ LITTLE LIVER PILLS Protecting HD Friend*. j The seizure of sealing vessels in Belir- ; ing sea has began again. The ground ] floor rights of Mr. Steve Elkins' seal ^ ^ ^ I skinning friends must be protected at all ^Izatima rise fr< haMrd8.-St. Louis Repnblic. i i„' tl,o thri.in* villxj. which h»d h u ’ sprung up at their feet, passed quietly k Fl*htlM* Shy of Be*pon*ibUity. ! HW ay at the age of ninety-seven, hav- Repnblican leaders are not inclined to ' ^ never consulted the doctor or made tnenus wilu the medicine Lon e ... - last illness being also her first. And this is no solitary instance. It was in those days the rule rather than tlie exception. And-why? Simply because our ancestors had iione of the luxuries which now beset us on every hand. Their dwellings free ly admitted heaven’s pure air. There tight, gas-oppressed rooms He always pulls «>ut his watch, pre- umably to see how much of the honey- Adlct—Murderers in New York state have one thing in their favor. Oaskat—Do you think it is an advan tage to be electrocuted? Adlct—Certainly. They can say they were not born to be hanged.—Judge. Cumso—That new gown of Mrs. Fan- gie’s is a calling dress, isn’t it? Mrs. Cumso—Yes; but how did you Cumso—It seemed to me loud enough to call.—Detroit Free Press. iVv.ktrd to i he i 1 ..f Nationalism. ■ Owly On* I ■ FftBlnl-Ua Word* TIm-is* fa a 8-iiH-h dfaplay a#lvt-rtbcmcnl in j • lltfa paper, ihfa week, which has no lw#* ( wools alike exerpl one wool. The same fa j imeofecK-h t*ew one appearins each week, J from Hie l»r. Harter ile«Ik-ine tk. This | .house plsces a “Owmil'’ ns. everything | Jltey make ami pnhIMi. buk for ii.seml sIm-xii the name of tl«e wool, ami they will abim-ynn llo»k, Beautiful Utho*rt|4is < EDWARD BELLAMY, Author #)f ‘TiOoking Itackwanl,*' Tlie Sxw Nvxiox also prim-# the People* Party Sl.t«> A YEAR: 5 CENTS A IW. Add TV**. THE NEW NATION, IS Winter Boston, Mas*. Samp!#-# Free. janSt-Iy Jersey Cow For Sale. »- 1IKUAI.I1 oIt... Jo..Job l-riol. ; SJS •■* cheaper thaa aay other uttice in . in full milk. an#l aloolntely w itfa.nt a fault. >bi, mm. | ii«,uii»«u™ia. , r jta^srsssss. *» mlmStrSmauSaS^sTuds. L Latin are Lnfortonatp. P*vaiw the higher they rfae in society the weaker t Iiey fiiul themselves bodily. Risley's PhiUtbtken controLs the nerves, aids nature in varsms functions, and thus eomhats with tlie many ills of womankind success fully. If yoor dmgrfat has not cot it he , . 1th diiwtionsand eer- tificates from many ladies who have used it and can't say* en.»u?h in favor of Risley’ accept the office of manager of the e paign. which involves responsibility for j Mr. Harrison’s defeat in November.— • St. Louis Post-Dispatch. A Significant Contrast. The embattled workmen of Pittsburg ■ carried the stars and stripes, while 1 Andrew Carnegie reposed beneath the red cross of England.—Louisville Cour- ier-Journal. ■ fails to ask how man lamps of sugar lie takea in bis coffet —Detroit free Press. I to breed poisonous vapors of death and destruction. Spices and condiments £ unknown. Sauces for the appe- E«’dtor—You complain about the , jokes I print being dull. WeU, per haps they are, but you ought to see those I do not print. Critic—I do. In other papers, and I enjoy them hugely.—Truth. THE GOOD OLD TIMEC Tthat easy time* our falters tad. Uicjr 1 T* tarn » half a dollar vhvn they had tho long day. ^ h ^ hl The wbo>, Iona, blmsed day to earn a Two bund re Any Kind of Wage*. Even “free trade wages” would the locked out employees of the protect- i tite were among the things undreamed ed iron and steel mills.—Chit+go Her- j of. What did a stomach which could aid. ! take three “square meals” a day want j And Ih# ,, „ „ _ i of anything to stimulate it to greater tour! lr ' 1 ** * *' exertion? 1 But we ha’ Fashion was not thought of. High- : How light their lot compared 1 We who are granted but six 1 -Will you marry me? c condition. He—What is that? She—An improved financial condition. —Kate Field’s Washington. Th* Difference. Frank—How can you tell a sunflower from a daisy? Oliver—A daisy fa yellow and white. e thousand—will those o [Tune—“Marching Through Georgia.”] W Ith Cleveland and Stevenson, no# Isay. We're bound to sweep the country; I Dutiful Daughter. r return* Grace—Is there anything I ought not twelve months to earn lt. fourteen 1 *° r £ ad 1“ tM* book? Mrs. Kipper—No, dear. Grace—AH right: then I won’t read hat next elec- win. in spite of tin. Tom Piatt or We’U root the G. O. P. in next November. tion day: Matt Quay. I pot them in the White Hoi Benny sijfh- We*U rout the G. O. P. In next November. heeled, narrow-soled shoes had not | been discovered. Bustles, pads and : other feminine folderols were not j known. Corsets and cosmetics were not sold ; in those regions. If one had inquired for them, the nearest approach which could have been made to supplying bis wants would have been made in the shape of codfish and onions. Five or six yards of cloth would make a dress. eyear ons which steal half the day and eight thousand—ah. too great We'U march along and shout th* cry of tariff ! It did not require thirty, as it now does, reform. ! and there were no elastic garters and MVr* against sham reciprocity, fore* hill* w* tands to stop circulation, and no lead liair-dyes to induce brain disease. If a feel forlorn. * i man’s hair turned gray, be wore it so, . _ - ~ and thanked heaven for permitting him to live until he was grav-beaded. Grandpa haD. newspaper rata w*'ll mak*th«m foal forlorn. W**ll root tb* G. O. P. in next November. —New York World. Th.-y had so long to earn so little, but our 1 life is such That we have little time to work in order to earn much. Bow rich our fathers were—in time—bow prodi- j gal and rash! What vast amounts of time they gave for small j amount* of cosh. Apd bow we sigh tor those old days of moderate ’ events. When one had fourteen hours In which to earn : now we work like galley elaves. atd wreck ! and waste our powers For fifty cents In sixty seconds, ah. what a life 1 Hours! -K. W. Foes, in Yankee Blada | it.—Puck. Making frogre**. Drawing Teacher (despondently) — That thing you've drawn looks more like a cow than it does like a horse. Fair Pupil (brightly)—Why,ofcourse, professor, it fa a cow.—Good News. Wee Pet—Kitty «ioesn’t like my dollie. Mamma'- Why do you think so? Wee Pet- W en 1 put 'er in dollie’a tap. she doesn't purr a bit.—Good New*. Fenmt* Curiosity. On*-half the world doesn’t know bow the other half lives: but the women arc trying their test to remedy UmL— For Fine Job Printing at Low Rates, Try the HERALD office.. Orders Jjy Mail Promptly Attended to.