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THE WAYCROSS HERALD, SATURDAY, JANUARY 6, 1894.
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• 1 baby moved her head.” Mother: “Oh,'
— that doesn’t matter; her dress looks per-
SHORT EDITORIAL PARAGRAPHS I fcctly lovely.”
One hundred missionaries were
sent to China last year from Sweden.
d..W. Burke & Co., of Macon,
have gone into the hands of a re
ceiver.
And now some crank is threaten
ing to blow up the mayor of Chata-
uooga with dynamite.
The crop of Christmas killings
have been cxccptionably large. Let
us ho \t 11 an _n.t
Corbett says he is not a slugger,
hat a pugilist. This seems to he a
distinction without a difference.
And now the talk is that Harrison
may be a candidate for the republi
can nomination.
The world is putting on its working
cdothes again to-day. May all who
arc willing to work find something
to do.
The failure of J. W. Burke & Co.
will be regretted throughout the
state. It was the oldest house in
Macon.
Atlanta’s pawn shops are said to
be booming. It is sometimes difficult
to tell where a bank ends and a pawn
shop begins.
The question is, which railroad
will go next? About the only safe
system we know of in Georgia is the
Plant System.
Hogc, of Virginia, appointed as
Consul to C hina, after a hearing, has
been dismissed for getting on a jag
*n route to his post.
And now everybody is wondering
bow the Atlanta papers will pull in
the matter of the exposition. Of
course they both cant pull the same
way.
The Herald is now urging the
citizens of Way cross to organize
public library. This is a commenda
ble effort on the part of the Herald.
— Banner.
Governor Mitchell is iullcxible nud
«ays the sluggers shall not slu;
Florida soil. Governor Mitchell is
backed by the better element in
Florida and throughout the land.
The past year surpasses any one in
the history for railroad accidcdts.
From November, 181)2, to November
1893, 2318 persous have been killed
on the railroads, and 2000 persons
have been maimed aud crippled.
Editor Josiali Carter, manager of
the late Evening Herald, of Atlanta,
has gone to New York, where lie has
been offered a position upon one of
the metropolitan dailies. Mr. Car
ter’s host of frieuds will anticipate
great success for him ;u his new field.
The greatest injury to a communi
ty is the everlasting croaker, who
goes about with a scrowl ou his face
predicting dire calamities of all
itinds, giving himself and every one
tnat secs him the blues. Suppress
-him.
Da you consider your cook real
1?” Mistress: “Well, no; for every
Sunday she goes to church and leaves
me to get breakfast.”
“llow did it happen that Biggs was
arrested ba an agent for the S. P. C. C.”
‘lie was caught iu the act of abusing
his baby.” “What was he doing?”
“Singing it to sleep.”
Customer: “I wish 3 ou’d quit dun
ning me for that suit of clothes. Do you
object to giving me time?” Tailor:
“Oh, no; but it looks as if you expect
me to give you the suit.”
Some Items.
Little drops of water
Poured into the milk
Makes the milkman’s daughter
Dress herself in silk.
Augusta Evening News.
“In France,” an exchange says,
“the woman who wears the breeches
is taxed 610 privilege.” A similar
tax in this country, says the Savan
nah Press, might go a long way
toward meeting the threatened de
ficit.
A Million People ont of Employment
and Two Million Dependent.
Here is an interesting statement about
the number of people out of work. It is
from Bradstreet’s, which agency has-
been trying reliable figures on that sub
ject. Correspondents in one hundred
and nineteen of the principal cities in
the country send reports showing that
there are enforced idleness in these cities
of 801,833 wage-earners, and that nearly
2,000,000 arc dependent on these idle
workmen. A Summerry of^he reports
is.given as follows:
New England, 6,200 unemployed;
154,400 dependent.
ew York and New Jersey, 223,230
unemployed; 563,750 dependent.
Pennsylvania, 151,500 unemployed;
449,200 dependent.
Central Western, 227,34*> unemploy
ed, 443,310 dependent.
Northwestern, 64,900 unemployed;
175,800 dependent.
Pacific coast, 25,800 unemployed;
47,000 dependent.
Southern, 44,066 unemployed; 122,650
dependent.
Totals, 801,855 unemployed, 1,956,110
dependent.
Strauss’ latest waltz, * “Hoeli-
geitzsreigan,” is said to be of won
derful beauty. Quite likely. The
name indicates it
IN THE SANCTUMS.
A Million Signers.
Rome, Dec. 28.—Col. John Temple
Graves has left for Pennsylvania to de
liver his negro colonization lecture. He
says he will have a million signers to his
petition to Congress to colonize the ne
groes, they being the principle advo
cates of the scheme.
Miss Pollard’s Children.
Cincinnati, Dec., 29.—Miss Madilin
Pollard, plaintiff against Congressman
Breckinridge, with her brother, J. D.
Pollard, is to-day conferring at tlic
Palace hotel with her attorneys, Carlisle
& Johnson of Washington and J. C.
Obermeyer, of Cincinnati. They are
gathering affidavits from the lyin,
houses where Miss Pollard gave birth of
three children, all dead. They are
interviewing Mrs. Rose, who kept the
house where Miss Pollard claims to
have been ruined by Col. Breckinridge.
Attorneys for Congressman Breckin
ridge and others from Kentucky arc also
here for the defense. Pollard and Ins
siiter will leave as soon as they sec all
parties wanted as witnesses, but they
Will not reveal their next destination.
Breekinaidge and wife leave Tuesday for
Washington.
W. P. Trantham, an old citizen of
Ocala, Fla., attempted suicide Fri
day by taking a quantity of bromidia.
Valdosta will have her waterworks
soon. She already has the water.
If Governor Mitchell does not pre
vent the fight between Corbett and
Mitchell he had better have kept his
mouth shut.
The Columbus Herald has this to
say of Mr. Bacon and his original
resolutions:
If we were cartoonists we would
get up two pictures on Major Ba
con’s resolutions, one representing
the “varmint” as it first appeared be
fore the Legislature, and the other
giving a view of it as it emerged
from the legislative gauntlet, after
having been trimmed, sliced and
gonged to meet the objections of the
numerous legislators not in accord
with the Major’s original ideas. The
last picture would be a most ludi
crons one. Even the sangnine ma
jor would scarcely recognize in this
deformity the offspring of his own
prolific brain, and will hardly have
sufficient courage to sit astride it in
his chase after the senatorial toga.
Tillman’s Thumbscrews.
Columbia, S. C., Jan. 1,—-The late j
board of control tc-dav sent the follow- j
ing communication to the city council j
of Columbia: “Notice is hereby given j
that the state board of control in the ex- j
ereise of their judgment, as required by j
the dispensary act recently passed, have i
determined thn‘ a contingency lias arisen ;
your city for the enforcement of the !
avision to section 10 of the dispensary ■
act, which says: “That if the authori- j
f any town or city, in the judgment j
of the state board of control, do not on- j Aiv you
force this law the state board may with
hold the part going to said town or city i
nd use it to pay state constables, after ;
the first day of January, 1894, and until TllSy
further notice, such proportion of the*!
dispensary profits coming from Columbia I
Hi be withheld by the board and used
to pay state con stables in the enforce
ment of the law made necessary
the action of the authorities of
your city as shown by the action ot
the city council *bn Friday night in
even refusing to consider the matter.”
The Governor says he can easily main
tain six or seven constables iu this city
with Columbia’s profits.
Communications were to-day address
ed to the municipal authorities through
out the state calling upon them to notify
the state board by the 15tli inst., whether
they intend to make their policemen act
as constables. The county boards were
also instructed to notify the state board
by the 20th inst. whether to expect the
co-operation and assistance of the muni
cipal authorities.
Now is the Time to Make Your
3EIIGT® FOR WISllS GIFTS. w
Beautiful Display of Holiday Goods
Which is Now Open ami Heady.
,ro the Newest Ideas, The Best Selection, The Most
Appropriate and Desirable for Presents.
1 all at such low prices, that it will not pay you to think you can now or at
any future time do better. ,
We Have the Right Thing for Every Person,
Aged or Young at the Right Price.
Don’t Miss our Holiday Display.
Visitors are Cordially Invited.
Come and see a thoroughly first-class stock, and know how well we can fill your
wants and how far we can make your money go.
C. E. COOK,
Next Door to D. B. English. Plant Avenue.
Mayor Lamb will contest Mayor
Dunwoody’s claim to the mayorality
of Brunswick and the matter will
probably go to the supreme court.
Brunswick seems to be in a bad row
for stumps.
The Macon News’ poet calls this
la-ra-ra up to date :
I’ve got a girl in Mexico.
Insect bit her on the toe,
Now she’s where the liUies grow,
Name of the insect you may know,
Tara-ra-rantula, etc.
'Congressman Turner, of this state
is said to hold the balance of power
in favor of the passage of a hill to
tax inlividual incomes. He will
- vote for the bill, no doubt as his re
cord as a statesman is one of the
brightest pages in Georgia. : Madi
sonian.
There is something wrong when
the Constitution and the Atlanta
Journal do the lion and lamb act.
Politics makes strange bedfellows,
send hard times work miracles. The
Slate-makers cannot elect Evans or
any other candidate of the Atlanta
ring.—Madtsonan.
The number of suicides throughout
tlie world is 170,000 yearly and cn
the increase. The greatest number
\2iappen in June, the fewest in Sep
tember, and nearly one-half between
4 a. m. and noon.
What Christmas Cos*.
An Augusta merchant has figured out
the cost of Christines. His estimates are
based on reports of the volume of holi
day business collected by a commercial
agency. Tlie sums and totals are all
guess work, of .course, but, as the possi
bilities are that the guesser is in the
neighborhood of the truth, his figures are
interesting. He thinks that the Christ
mas dinners cost $30,000,000, the decor
ations of churches, houses, etc. $3,000,-
000; the china, ^glass and pottery pur
chased, $6,000,000; the books and other
literature $8,000,000; the pictures and
othef art work, $3,500,000; the toys,
$4,000,000; the candies and Christmas
trees, $3,250,000, and the jewelry, trin
kets and sundries, $35,000,000—making
in all a total approximating the reserve
fund of the national treasure.
CORDELL’S SENSATION.
A Marriage That is Causihg Much
Talk.
Condole, Ga., Dec. 30.—The marriage
of Joseph Bivins and Mrs. Marvin has
created a sensation here. Mrs. Marvin
is. the widow of the ex-mayor of the
town who died two years ago. He -was
president of the First National Bank,
and left a large fortune. Bis devoted
widow had a mock funeral while the
body was embalmed and placed in a
room in her house, where it has remain
ed ever since. She and Mr. Bivins
were married in an adjoining room. Biv
ins is cashier of thebank and well-to-do.
The question is, will the first husband’s
body be kept i.n the house?
Our Water Works.
One of our commissioners has handed
us some figures that he lias made as a
result of a careful comparison of tlie cost
Urged to Sack Loudon.
London, Jan. 1—The unemployed ol
London celebrated New Year’s day by
holding one of their usual meetings at
Tower Hill. Williams, one of the men
who has always taken a prominent part
in, these meetings, and whoso extreme
socialist utterances are likely before long
to get him in trouble with the police,
made a violent address to the crowd of
idle men gathered about him. He ex
pressed his willingness to run all risks to
stop the whole business of London by
means of terrorism until the govern
ment rendered assistance to the unem
ployed. He regretted that the men out
of wo r k had not, while the police were
concentrated at St Paul’s cathedral last
night, done what they liked and helped
themselves to whatevever they wanted in
the unprotected parts of the city.
A FEMALE ANARCHIST JAILED.
Annie Wise, an anarchist, one of those
arrested outside of St. Paul’s cathedral
last night, was arrained in the mansion
house police court to-day to answer a
charge of rioting. Her arrest grew out
of a noisy demonstration made in the
vicinity of the cathedral, and the attempt
of herself and others to take possession
of the steps of the cathedral for the pur
pose of speech making and singing revo
lutionary songs. Lord Mayor Tyler pre
sided. The prisoner said she was only
doing her duty in attempting to call
public attention to the misery of the un
employed.
The lord mayor interrupted her, say
ing: “That has nothing to do with your
breaking the law.”
The prisoner replied: “you men made
the laws and force them on us. I know
no more and care no more for the law of
England than those of Timbuctoo.”
The court found her guilty and sen
tenced her to three days imprisonment.
Y0UMANS & GERBER
DEALERS IN
DIWflDS. WATCHES, JEWELRY.
S! LVE-RW7VRE, Etc
sgents f=or
FREYER & BRADLEY MUSIC HOUSE
OP ATLANTA, GA,
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AND WILCOX A WHITE ORGANS.
VIOLINS, GUITARS, BANJOS, ACC0RDE0NS, Etc.
A FULL LINE OP
Guns, Hunting Goats, Leggings, Loaded Shells, Ete.
Fine and Complicated Watches a Specialty.
E?' Write for prices.
Waycross, Ga.
GILLON & HUDSON,
FOUNDERS AND MACHINISTS.
WAT CRESS- K miS. ■ • WAYCROSS, 6EQIG1A
H AVING added all necessary Machinery to ottr shop, tvt
are now prepared to do all hinds of casting, repairing
and general work on Locomotives.
We also carry in stock Stationary and Saw Mills, Piping,
Belting, Pulleys, Hangers and Brass Cocks of all kinds. We
make a specialty of
• week
vorks
.vith other similar
going on around u«. These figures
clearly demonstrate the superior service
rendered our city by the thorough busi
nesslike management of the commis
sioners, which should be a cause of con
gratulation by eve*y citizen interested
in the welfare of the city.
Taking for instance Valdosta, where a
contract has recently been let for water
mains, by orders, etc., and assuring the
same number of tons of piping, specials,
hydrants and valves as Valdosta re
quires, the cost to us was $13,866.50,
whereas the contract price iu Valdosta
was $23,000 over $9000 or 35 per cent
higher, and on examination of their
contract it is not probable they will get
so jierfect a system.
Hon. W. Y Atkinson in the Race.
Hon. W. Y. Atkinson announces, that
in defference to the wishes of his many
friends and admirers, lie is iu the race
tor governor. In closing his pub’ished
address Mr. Atkinson says:
In due season I expect to meet the
people face to (ace aud discuss with them
tlie leading issues of the day, both State
and National, and will be glad to have
competitors to join mein these discus
sions.
If that prize fight must occur, it
8honliYbe fought at Cripple Creek,
Colo. That Is about tlie toughest
plo£t* that Its yet put in a bid for
the mill, aud a prize fight in Colo
rado could possibly hart the stale’s
reputation no worse than its gover
nor has hurt it.—News.
Artist—I painted this picture, sir, to
keep the wolf from the door.
Dealer (after inspecting it)—Well,
hang it on the knob where the wolf can
see it, and he’ll skip quick enough.—
Detroit Free Press
Jameson—Arc you going to refurnish
your house?
'Fitz-No.
Jameson—Well, I saw your wife in a
furniture store the other day pricing dif
ferent articles.
Fitz—Yes, she did that so as to find
out what Brown’s new furniture cost.—
New York Herald.
“I have no objection, Tommy, to your
playing with the rich banker’s son,” said
the poor widow, “if he is a good boy.
But you don’tftoady to him, do you ?”
“Yep,” answered Tommy, “me and
him plays leapfrog.”—Chicago Tribune.
I’nde Sams Burden.
Washington Star.
Uncle Sam is carrying a heavy load
of silver just now. Being “dead weight,”
the stock of the metal now on his hands
would burden 300,000 able bodied men.
Sustaining 100 pounds each and march
ing six feet apart, they would stretch in
a single file 350 mites, or as far as from
Baltimore to Boston. Stacking their
freight in a single heap, they would find
that its total bulk was 125,000 cubic feet
Transported by rail it would require
thirty trains of twenty-five cars each,
each car taking twenty tons.
“Orange Blossom,” the common-sense
Female Remedy, is cold and recoramend-
t d by II druggists.
SYRUP MILLS AND KETTLES.
XI.U WORK GliAR\NTEE«r «IVli IS A TRIAL AND BE CONVINCED
Tabasco growers and Maniifasturers Association
LEM JOHNSON. Pivglclcn
Waycross, G-eorgia.
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