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HOW TO BE HAPPY.
Art you almost dictated
With life, little man I
I will tell you a wonderful trick
That will bring yoa contentment,
If anything can;
Do acmething for somebody, quick;
Do something for somebody, quick!
Aro you a* folly tired
With play, little girl*
Weary, discouraged and a
I’D tell yoa the loveliest
'Game in the world;
Do something for somebody, quick;
Do somethin: for somebody, quick!
"C-URta PEOPLE.
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OTE 1IABRIAOB OP D1MH IIC- j bapW dfe*«T hmla -
UECM CCRIOSirriEi "
the THE MILKMAID AN DTHE BANKErt
question,
receive mrt
come!”
Dora was silent.
“Speak,” he said, impetuously,
have no fear or shame in asking y<
be my wife, heiress thou;
want nothing that is
‘Some freaks n:>ver get married.
There is 3Iillie Christine, the double-
headed colored girl. She has had many
j*. budgets anti Giants blatcd—The bfr- j 0 rj erSj bat declined them all, apparently
A milkmaid, with a very pretty fars,
1 Who lived at Acton,
j Had a black cow, the ugliojt in the placo—
A crookcd-back’d one;
! A beast as dangerous, too, as she was fright
ful.
..w,—* — father s nor
would I take it; but I swear to ycu, that
if you will only hare the coaragi to ac
knowledge the love that I know “* s
. . °. - • -a » — ;*» «♦ nn (Us
ing Skeleton .Wl»o Married a*.
Pretty Girl—The Lotc or
Other F. caks.
caring to follow the example of the
late Siamese twin** each of whom mar
ried and raised a family?”—Philadelphia
Times.
“Freaks fall in love, fa il out of it,mar-
long been in vour heart, I will att , .
tant day place you in a position farabove < ^ have children, grow ‘icaloas. wacucr |
the one in which you now are.’’ 1 off to other fancies, and arc happy and
Dora trembled, for his words awakened,; miserable just like ordinary people,*-* 1
1 1.1,....fnr irblf-h slif’ (OUul . .limn mnu<:im ftffifift! “and til‘V II
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.
Vlcioos and spiteful;
And so confirmed a truant that sho bounded
Over the hedges daily, awl jy>t pounded.
*Twas all in vain to tie her with a tether,
i For then both cord and cow eloped t rgether.
Though It rains like th> min
Of the flood, little man,
r And the clouds are forbidding and thick,
, You can make the sun shine
In your aonl, little nmo:
Do some.hing for somebody, quick;
Do something for somebody, quick!
Arm'd with an oaken bough (what folly!
It should have been of birch, or thorn, or
. , v , Exercise for Aged People. holly),
echoes in her heart for which she could a ( ii mc museum official, ‘ and they mak *1 m. C mchardat, professor of hygiene at i Patty one’day was driving home the beast,
nowise account: Init pride and prejudice lomc of the queerest matches imaginable. ; the p nr is faculty of medicine, protested j Which had, as usual, slipp'd it's am ho \
is strong—stronger than love, r.nd she « j t j, ^hVthut in selecting life partners j n strong terms *at a recent lecture against | When on the road aha met a certain ban'
Brash and wli y hair become soft an l pilau:
by using Hall's Hair Hr newer!
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.It would be proper, we sapfoee, to call
sign-painter a melancboly
Vbung or middle-aged mciTseffering from
ntrvmn debility, loss of memory, premature
old age, as the result of bad habits, should
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falo, N. Y.
The devil can never be entirely crushed
while the n
c livi
; onlv answered. , , _ .
| ‘’Here wc nre at Mr*. Fleming ««xj
ir.omin-, Mr. V»n Hu,kirk.’- ,n> flitted
! away up the walk before he eould *tu|>
! her.
Summer r
people generally choose their opposite*, ; the advice given by s
Though th? skies are liko trass
Overhead, little girl,
AnJ the walk Uk3 a wdl-hmted brick;
And our earthly affair*
In a terrible whirl!
Do something for somebody, quick;
Do something for mar-body, quick!
-J/firy JhaiuarJ.
ami it is certainly true of freaks. There recommend almost complete rest to the
was Mr*. Hannah Battersby, one of the aged, in the following terms: “I pro-
fattest of all fat women. Ilcr husband. ; ^ against the oft repeated- a luge that
Joan Hattcrsby. was a living skeleton. 0 j ( ] aare j s t h e „g c (> f red. This sentence
No sooner were they married than she be- J j, ai to a vcrv g rC ut error in hygiene,
to lose llcsk and he to gain it. Ili» The regular general exercise of all organs
idly that he soon ; „f nutrition and of locomotiou is neces
sary to persons of all ages. The greatest
; attention on this point is all the more nec-
j essary that the tendency to rest brings on
1 a gradual diminution of the strength.
"“If the old man dots not resist, his
strength will visibly and progressively
jxfubit as a skc’.eti
the mental an d t like Othello, his o cupation \
The Deacon’s Daughter.
Dot» Maxwell wa, th. prcttict girl ^ man . , Vltn „. uaI
na-wc-a vil .r which |m* uce<l aropj ; ,, riniwl her! Why did hf
of pretty girls, just a^nattirany as it did > ^ noW > wcre the thougl
c continually running in the foolish
•rged into ant; o
.j winter, but r.o greater j weight increased
changes took place around lier than were j bedarne too stout
developing themselves in the mental
economy of our little Dora. From that
memorable Sunday, Jame- had never up- j -Baron Littlefingcr,” the Italian
proachcd her. She had met him constant- dwarf, is only a little over three feet
ly in . (tendance on other girls, tnd vs- j high, but he married
pc. iallv with the squire's daughter—j Hands five feet six inch;
whom.'it was whispered, he was about to j j nj T S . They hr
marry—and he always bow< d gravely to . whom is already larger than hi. ^ ^
hcr, but no more. How* handsome he j Dwarfs very frequently pccm to fancy daily exercise is beneficial to the aged,
was! how dull and insigniffiant other : |)cople of large sire. This was the case one* l:as'only to observe the results ia
young men seemed beside him. What a with Che 3Iah, the Chinese dwarf, who w>mo D f t j lc handsomest old men, who
>n he was! What a rising young marrieil Louise Coleman, a full size, at ( Uttle or uo rest. Mod«rate excr-
With what manliness had he ad- tractive young lady of Ilrooklyn. They c j se ^ particularly walking, should Ik* the
her stock- diminish, and the few days he may have
They have hud children, one of to jj vc nra y j. c transformed into just so
father, many hours. In proof Mhat^ regular
hygienists who j WTio stopped to give hi* eyes a U
By gaziug on her feature*, crimson'd high
By a long cow chase in July.
“Are you from Acton, pretty lasuT he c-ied;
“Wi,” Jith a curtosy. she repl-e.L
“Why, then you know the laundress Sellie
’ Whirl r
“She is my cousin, sir, and next-door neigh
bor,” *
“That's lucky; I've a m.v*age for the girl
Which needs despatch, and you may save
my labor.
Give hcr this kis;, my d?ar, and say I «*ut it;
But mind you owe uie one—I've only lout it.”
“Sho* shall know,” cried the girl, cs sh»
brandished hcr bough,
“Of the loving intentions yon bore me;
But as to the i:Ls, if there's haste, you'd al-
1 i ^
low
1 little girl's head, and that especially tor-
j mented her. ns she was on her way to the
! wedding at Fanner Wentworth's Would
j she meet liini there? It was the first frol-
I ic of the season, ami her heart throbbed
i at the idea. She stopped nt (he dwr. and
i looked into the large “keeping room,”
going on a most vigorous
ear. “Feel skocrv? I do. Let’s go in
together, and kinder take the edge off,”
Eph Sohcnck’.s arm was thrust, out to
her, like n bent - pr.mphandle.
“Lots of folks here,” pursued Eplx.
“ifnew there would be. Folks allcrs
likes to come here, they give such good
fc<ds. Gracious! there’s Jim Van Bus-
kirk. Ain’t he fixed up? Look at that
air shirt, and them studs! Guess he
thinks he's some, now he's goin’ to
marry the squire’s darter.” Dora looked
time to meet the roguish glance of
Jaincii, who had heard Eph’s ..•{•marks.
“There comes the bride,’’ went on the
inexorable. “Nice gal she is. Should a
made up to hcr myself, only I’d made up
ried r
for some one else. They
she’s had nine new dresses made. How
would you like to be married, and have
so many gowns?” Foitunatcly ibe cere
mony here intervemd, and Eph was ob
liged to be quiet, but scarcely was it
ovo-, when lie commenced ag.;in. “That’s
quick done, ain’t it now? Nothin’ so
dreadful, is it, after all? Come on.
Everyone's goin' up to kiss and shake
hands, and then they’ll go in for sup-
big' rocks," shaded road*, cool glens, and
picturesque and highly dangerous water
falls.
Everyone liked Dora! The young men,
because she was handsome and unaffected;
the girls, because she was amiable, and
always had the prettiest patterns bf any
one in the village, and was quite ready
io lend them ; and the mammas, on nc-
•"»» of I;" -utelootUl rimraix—Mich j .Miikinfckn'a hovr^le dolig. ’
broad meadows, such goodly cuttle, such .. n r pnitl n vo icc close ii
Ktorcs of linen made Up by the hands of
the thriftv Dora, such wealth of massive
silver and old-fasliioncd china as be
longed to Deacon Maxwell, and a go.idly
portion of which must go to his eldest
and handsomest daughter, would have
made even a squint, red hair, and bud
temper endurable in tlicir eyes.
flit all the village regarded her as a sort
of personal property, and every mother I
xvho had a marriageable son watched j
over her with a vigilance and interest
tru y surprising, and which ought
utterly to confound those who
don't believe in the natural goodness and
purity of human nature. Spite of which,
in her twenty-third ye ar, Dora was Dora
3Iaxwell still—a fact which she didn’t
take nt all to heart, though some of tin
envious find commenced to whisper,
“old maid.”
It was tli-! first Sunday in Junc.a warm,
balmy, smiling, fragnnt morning, just
deepening into noon, ns the deacon and
bis family came home from church. Mrs.
Maxwell had on lu r loo<c dross, and was
fanning herself by the window-, while
Dora and hcr two sisters, having laid
away their hats and purasds, were getting
dinner, when their mother exclaimed:
••Dear me, if there ain’t Eph Schcnck
cornin'- up the wa k.” The girls giggled,
and Dora rwidened.
Eph Schenck was a long. tall, slinni-
bling. frrckliU. red-haired youth, who
had a disqgreeab’c way of driving ovo/
to church from his father’s farm (tert
miles distant), r.nd then concluding to
take dinner with Deacon 3Iaxwell. She
knew just how it would l>c. He would
sit there, in that corncf.by the eight-day
chick, his chair tipjicd liack, liis huge
mouth open and his * yes fastened on her
in ftunid admiration. He would choke
himself nt dinner, and break out in
u perspiration, trying to say something
tender in her ear. He would go with _ „ 1WIIC .,
them to church, and tumble up tl:c t
steps; he would tread on her dress and
tear it; he would insist on singing out of
the same book with her, and to a dole
ful tune of liis own imagining; lie would
stare at her during the sermon, and wipe
his shining forehead, alternately, till he
had all the younger portion of the con-
Kregatk... cngagj.1 in doing thoir beat: w , chctk . Ho ralric d her in siienfo, till
not t° giggle. He would go back and t j u ,y C ould sec the lights of the deacon’s [ torture. There
da>knUm<nl< ngun nt ten, nnd •*»« j l !ol ic. “Now, Dora, Bnenk," he hunt on his cntii
ton fnlhcr would go out to look nt the . „ You hav0 hai , „ long Lino to re- "
clu.kcns, ond molhrr and the girls to q uick ^ , or th i, is the last
nee .bout the work nnd then who could j tim( . t 8 J all ask v „„.-
tell it he wouldn t nke it into his siup.d j , t WM thc (aintKt of all , 10 „ W ewhi,-
hr»,l to r.,k her to b .- Mrs. hrh Schhnck j , hat onswCTed him; bltt if . IamC s’
Down went the cloth from Dora s hand 1 -■ - -
rer * peak to had snmo trouble in getting married v.t i^ding precept of the^hygieue of thc i
icughts that • first, because the lady was a Catholic and aged, ^without which longevity is well- i
Tliat you'd better run forward an«l givo it.
priest could be found who would
ry her to a heathen Chine c. But this dif
ficulty was overcome by finding scum vi „ (
other ecclesiastic or some magistrate who j tellcctual faculties,
seated to tic the knot. | w ill get into a state cf
| nigh impossible.’’
I Professor Bouchards t also recommends ]
that old people should maintain their i
fs prefer large people, so j This
otherwise they
curable torpor.
. _ t nccomplislied by having
giants seem to find their affinity among ' steady intellectual pursuit, aid by
those of low stature. Colonel Goshen, j taking an active interest in the events
about eight feet in height, mar- an{ | j^-ogress of the day. Ia our boyhood
woman rather under the medium wc remember a very old man, who told
Colonel Bat- s. another very tall ; us j ie j^ .pt in as perfect, health as an
giant, was married to at least one or two j 0 j^ m in can be by chopping wood for an
ordinary-sized^ women before he wedded ; j,Q Ur or two every day. This he
PITH AND POINT.
the Nova j as sufficient exercise for him. Another
„ iplc have a de- 0 pj man wc know finds his health greatly
lightful residence ®at Seville, Ohio, that ! benefited by sawing wood with the or.ii-
is quite like a giant’s castle out of a fairy j nar y buck saw.—Herald of Health.
story. The ceilings arid doors are of !
great height, while the bids, tables, j TiII t he Doctor Comes,
clmirs ami other furniture are like that | family doctor says in CWO.- At
desert bed of ‘Jack, too l,hint h.ller | Invcmesa } ast 8Ummar , 1 saw from adis-
-Quite often freaks show excellent , iUttlcbo fall from the high wall
judgment in their matrimonial venture. tho hr id-c-I being at the other side
and nmn7 n persons^ admirably suitedjo | of th( , riv( , r _^ hci „ ht ot prnba bly flfle.n
feet. A sturdy Highlander marched
them in all respects.
how happily Mr. and Mrs Top. Thmnb j ^ ni tnd’shouldered him. From the
?“r.? aa nd pm ” I shrieks of the lad thus roughly mounted.
Dora looked around lier in desperation.
There w.as a s nail door open behind her,
which led, as she well knew, into th:
kitehbn' ami without stopping to reflect,
she aarted through it and began to
run toward home all the faster that she
fancied she heard Eph licliind hcr, till
in her haste she stumbled over thc root
of a tree, and fell to the ground, sprain
ing her ankle severely.
•‘ilow could you be so imprudent, and
what made you run so?” said James’
voice, the moment after, as he stood by
hcr side. “Did you think I would let
you go home so? Arc you hurt ?”
-I don’t know,” answered Dura
ly. He stooped and tried *to
, faint-
I felt sure a bone was broken, and found
out afterward I was right.
The accident puts me in mind to say
here that wc cannot be too careful in the
manner wc lift or carry a person who has
received an injury of this kind.
Oh! fauev, if vou can, th? agony pro-
! ,tmntel.e 5 !:'“!«i.&
be equally contented
riage with Count Mnggi, the nobly liorn
Italian dwarf. Then, there is Pat
O'Brien, thc Irish giant, wno married the
German giantess. They are a splendidly
matched couple, and, with their bounc
ing baby, arc as happy is clams at high
tidf L , I iluco-i from!'nay.' a fracturcj thigh rude
’Frvaks make their strongot mutches , haadlod , th i j a g KC \ c „d of the bone
when they marry person»in no way ‘ :on ' perhaps thrust th ough thc quiverin'*
nectcd with the business. They appear j ^
to have an irresistible fascination for to ne j jj ce „ a bounded or injured person o
pcojilc, and the. morn mnnsvons nnd ru- h , c ‘ elir ,„ 8 ,iblo; be wry,very gentle,
pulsive they are the greater semis th ir The han d it i t of all stretchers is a large
power toeliarm. I oncc iowa very pretty, ] , int ter or door, will, a mattress or pll-
well-dresred young girl going with a» , owaon it 0 ra pluid or blanket used as
express.nn of the must intense a Imirafon ] tam mock will do, ora net hammock
at Tom, of Tom and Hattie, thc well- ‘ -
known Australian wild children, who is
_ driveling imbecile. For fully half
hour she stood apparently spell-bound,
and it was only by the mst earnest en
treaties and the use of gentle force that
her friends were finally able to induce
be handy.
While oue party is carrying home, or
to a chemist’s shop, the injured person,
some one must be sent to procure surgi
cal assistance. '
The sooner surgical aid is got, the
chance of a speedy recovery will
A skin-busiuevs—Soiling »!
A vessel is called she b
her bow befbro meeting her.-
A Itrm*rk*blr Tribute.
Sidney Oun-handro.ot Pittsburg, Pa..writes:
“1 have usad Da. W*. IIau.’s Baiaau ri»H
the I.cngs many years with the most Kratity-
!«K results The relieving influence of Hai.l*s
BauiAM ia wonderful. The pain and rack of
the body, incidental to a tight couzh. soon dis
appear by the use of a spoonful according to
directions. My wife frequently sends for
IfAi.t.’s Baiaam instead of a plft-sician, and
iicalth is speedily restored by its use.”
Survival oMb fittest.
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SALES LARGER THAN EVEB.
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It* sales to-day are
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the very bona. Sold
It is THE GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY for tho
bowels. It is one of thc most pleasant and effi
cacious remedies for all summer complaints. At
a season when violent attacks * “
so frequent, some speedy relief
The wearied mother, losing sleep in nursing i
little one teething, should use this metlici;
50 rts. a bottle. Send 2c. stamp to Walter
Herald.
Tramp—“I say, boss! vs
by your watch?” Stranger-
to look out for it.”
Not many women arc blacksmith'
all of them will undertuke to shoo i
when occasion seems to demand it.
Coal dealers have things their
weigh. You may dispute the’r weigh;
but you get no more coal by it.—Picay-
iUI People Appreciate Honest Goods.
MIDDLESEX
niGO BLUE FLANNEL SUITS
ARE ALL PIKE WOOL,
ok well and stvc lont service. Coats of th*
nrtiriahaveouastlk hanger, “Only ea*
UMtllcsex HanneUbrar tbtshan*
. - -;o„ Agents, MID-
., FAY* CO.,
tious, i
g girl who has had both afflic
ts that a broken pockctbook is
in a broken heart.—Philadelphia
Herald.
Judging from thc great number of
strikers, it would seem that somebody
supposes the iron to bo hot.—Philadelphia
Ledger.
Pen, ink, and paper and brains are the
her to leave the spot. Everybody who . . h .
reads thc newspaper, -must remember j B ‘ „ ot to givc bmnUv in |„jti
fatal c
s to thc head.
..... 'tuber
how a handsome* Brooklyn girl of good
family was completely fascinated by
“Charlie,” one of Bn mum's blackest,
most repulsive Zulu-!, a few years :ig»,
and married him in suite of all her
friends could do.
•Then I will carry you,” he said “The first tactoocd man ever on exhi-
promptly. _ bitioninthis country was a Greek sea
“But I am so heavy, and it is so far.” captain, said by some people to have
“I wish it was twice the distance,” he : been a pirate, who traveled with thc
whispered. Dora made no reply, but her Barnum show, and had n number of very
head rested quite confidentially on his J handsome diamonds. He had been made
■houlder, end her little hand lay against j, prisoner by tho inhabitants of somo , h J(1 usuaHy turns out to he a stir
island and tattooed as a means of . but if n0 ( let 0!10 be speedily
speak,- he h..«t 1 - at- T ™!L W “,a“ ,L V ““ ! fetched. Meanwhile, ask thc crowd,
a long ti
The best way to distinguish a fracture
1 from a dislocation is to find eut by ina-_
! nipulatiou whether there is motion in thc
! injured part. In di‘location thc bone ia
j immovably fixed.
j 3Iaay dislocations can be treated suc-
i ccisfully on the spot by the sufferer’s
l friends.
I Just a word about street accidents.
! Somehow or other, ia such cases,
only things requisite to literary
ami almost anybody can get thc pen,ink,
and paper. —Somerville Journal.
Tho average plug h it only weighs a
few ounces, and yet the effect it has oh
some men is to make them feel as though
they weighed a ton.—Chicago ledger.
Nothing recalls to thc mind of thc
.married man the joys of his single life
so vividly ns to find that the* baby has
been eating crackers in lied.—Texas Sift
ings.
Small boy (studying natural history)—
“Mu, what makes cats roam around
nights?” 3!other—“You mlist ask pa.
Helios probably mafic a study of their
habits.” ■'
~ r“I aeeAbc scoundrelin-your facet” ex
claimed thc judge to the prisoner. “I
reckon, jedge,” was the response, “that
that ore’s a personal reflection, ain't it?”
—lbnnller. *•
“Why <loe? a mustard plaster lieat a kiss:”
Said little Johnny Toddle to his sister,
“Because yoa see a kiss is simply bliss,
While mustard plasters, don't you know,
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Invalids' C
as this last .l,<-a:lf..i possibility presented | ! a d«''of UslKUn^TiTmiM
itself t«. her mind, end away she ran. a Mt ; s [ actor ,. ono
like a sortl.slI deer, across the garden; There was a wedding shortlv
elding shortly after. All
tie.* mammas with marriageable sons shook
ami out of«little back gate . _ w
broad meadow, where in her haste she ;
almost rushed m.o the anfis of James j wa |j groaned whenever it was referred to,
' ,n Ibt-kirk. the clear-headed son of a 1 aai | ,, 1K ] ,[ lrv \l ,1 U1!L , their best, bnt Dora
good-for-nothing^fathw, who hade fair to a head’strong girl, and thc will of
retrieve the position which h.s father had Providcnco m nst be done.
There wa» none of the “linen, and
had
j with all respect due to crowds in the lat-
I ter end of the nineteenth century, to
Oa
appear-
summer day ho may do better, fo;
i time, out of doors than in a shop. I got
; a man on to a hand cart cnee, ond there be
i remained until the first shock of thc ac
cident was dispelled. But I kept the
lost, but being only half way up thc hill,
was only partially countenanced by all
those prudent and worthy people ■ ’
•nearly shake your bund off when
safely at the top.
Dora was about to pass him with a
dignified bow, but the young man, whose
dark eyes were dancing with mischief.
who will
you are
stooped her, by Aravcly inquiring: If she
hnd the dyspeir-im »nd w.s runnieg for : tamilj . c . lU , dit . but .lames only langhed.
china, and plate” wont into the cottage
tttat James fitted up for his bride, and all
the broad lands and fine cattle remained
for the dowry of the other two girls.
There were few visitors, either, at the
cottage, nnd of these very few who ever
failed to lament, in a roundatout way,
Dora's dreadful mistake,” as her
tattooed in such
him anything bat attractive
ance, and his savage tormentors
shaved off his hair arc! tattooed
inch of his scalp. Notwithstanding these
drawbacks he married \ very hand
American
him. Instead .— —- ,.. 9
generally used by tattooers the savages ; ,. ,.
employed indigo, which finally produced . , ; ’
blindness ami other serious ailments. jurt ‘ ‘
‘Everybody will remember J. B. Gar
rison, the living sk.letoa wc had on ex
hibition at Ninth and Arch streets dur- j “Occasionally a mighty Nimrod from
s he married i very hand-nme , crowd at an ,\ as quiet as possible,
woman, who was devoted to , ^©thing is* more likely to make bud
S . tCa i I worse than a yelling crowd, crying,
•Do that,” round
e dy*pei»si
• i • >, „ .. i while his wife obstinately persisted
••No, sir, I am tn a Hurry, tartly „ n)W i nj r handsomer and merrier every
TO.wvryd Dora, who thought that it was , J av an | tba Uat j Lcard of tht n he had
, . . ! fulfilled the promise he made heron that
« June morning, and th? deacon
» xn. «« j exceeding respect
| his son-in-law. Senator "*
of hiic husine*'
“Oh”* indeed, don't let
then,*’ and turniug, he coolly walked
be fide her.
Dora bit hcr lip. .Tames Van Bnskirk ! *
was the smartest, tho worthiest, and the I . , . ’ .»
most rgltrablc youag man of her j Inorulatlon Against Tollotr FcTer.
acquaintance; but she was a 3Iaxwell. j One of thc very latest theories of
ie niauv uerun
i deacon was speak-
spect and pride of
* Van Bus kirk.
Hunting for Grouse.
ing thc season of 1883-R4, who acquired the eity cornea out to hunt gams in my
such celebrity under the sobriquet of the neighborh:od,” said a Greenfield farmer
‘Skeleton Bridegroom,’ from his having | yesterday. “A few days og> I saw a
.Bridegroom, ...„ . .
charmed und married a woman of West swell of a chap edging up t
Philadelphia. Her parents nnd friends j sugar bush to the wheat field He
declared that she was temporarily insane, on long-legged boots, nnd was tog
but most probably she was only suffering 1 and belted and strapped out in reg
from that power of fasr-inaton which j hunting fashion, lie looked just
freaks seem to have over many people. \ purtv for anything. He carried a darling
You would have been greatly surprised j of u gun, and he went dodging around
if you conldfiiave seen vhe large number as if h? expected to start up a Bengal tiger
of love lettera which Garrison daily rc-! from behind every stump. I took n short
eeived. cut to th? barn and turned the old pea-
“Apropos of the skeleton bridegroom, j cock loo c. The old bird understood
before going* into the museum business what was wanted of him.. He pulled
he was a merchant cn South Eighth down his eye at me and started for the
street. Although his body was -so thin i back lots. I followed down along the
his face always continued quite plump, ! fence, and pretty
blister.”
—Dansrille Breeze.
Yes, it is true that pepper is used in
some eastern countries as a circulating
medium, but you are in error in thinking
the place where it is made is called the
popper-mint.—Tul-Bits.
One by one the old landmarks are
passing away. 3Ianistce, Mich., has an
orchestra that docs not contain a baki-
he tded man. It is composed of young
women.—Chicago Ledger.
IE DHAWEACK8 OK LIKE.
There is no kit?hen girl, however ablo,
But has its lock of hair.
—Boston Courier.
Tho boarder who was agreeably sur
prised t> find his steak infinitely more
tender than usual, met with anotaer sur-,
prise not so agreeable when he found
that his new* kangaroo shoes were gone.
—St. Paul Herald.
Dr. William A. Hammond continues
his study on baldness. Declaims the
Indians have plenty of hair bccau e they
do not wear silk hats. Hi seems to for
get that thc gentle savages make a busi-
Relieved'at Last!
*lUcX 8 o^rheumatl«n. He could
Id
hope of ever recovering
We saw him in our town iMt week, w
u lively os any other man. and In the
— UP
SuruLtteiSi
W * mS ny —
iplrits. Upon*our tnqulnr as to what had worked
a wonderf ul chsiure In his contllilon ho replied
mif, nnd prevent" the ■tant iwrsii huh
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Jl'eimr
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She would not be uncivil to 3Ir. Van ulation to prevent discaso is the alleged
Busk irk, but of course she could not en- j discovery or a well known physician of
rourage him; and holding her head at a ! 3Iexico—Dr. Carmona—of tne cause or
much loit er angle than utual, she ! causes of yellow fever and his peculiar
marched on erect, and in silence. preventive to protect _a person against
“1 think l saw Mr. Schenck drive by
a few minulca ago,” remarked James,
••did I not?”
“It is quit? likely, but what of it!”
•“Nothing, only it struck roe as a little
Txtruordiunry. that according to my es
calation you must have gone out the l^ck
door precisely as he entered the front
Th : s wat too much for Dora’s gravely,
ind she burst into a hearty langn.
“You may think It docs not concern
me,” proceeded tne young man, with the
tame imperturbable gravity, “but I am
only in pursuit of information. Am I to
understand, Miss Maxwell, that when I
this dread disease,
and European . .
for many years been
this important matter,
Eminent American
physicians have
, r , , , „ I«i*aW”the sw)ell-
r.nd when dressed in ordinary ebstume j hunter break cover from the woods. He
I 'acre was nothing in his appearance to j was after quail, and he soon sighted the
indicate that he was so very much leaner I peacock. _ The bird had his tail faiflied
than imnv others. When dressed in a j out nnd his head up, and could lie
skin-fitting black shirt and tights, how-; half a mile away. Nimrod got his gun
ever, his extraordinary thinness was very j off his shoulder and began to creep up,
apparent. There arc many other people j and by and by he blazefi away. 1 saw
walking onr streets who could do the thc whole charge of shot trar into the
* * ** ground yards away from thc old bird,
out he knew his business. Down h" fell.
. _ f shot
| skeleton business to perfection if they
xvUh! wer8 dressed in the same way. Poor _
•u i Garrison died of consumption very short- wings and legs flopping,
the VOT OI dMcorer^gsomc way orwme , after hi> wife ^ ; |{ >tained J a lc!ral , 1C Spired. The yo-aos
whereby the mortality m ccrtMn - eparjtion from Um lind a few week ,. da rlio K of s sun reached
PV? ?f hc w ” ld J*? xfter nwrriaee. Hit. real name vas same time I did.
might be lessened. This Mexieanphyst- Fowler. . “-Beautiful shot,’ .
ema claim; that he has d.s«rered the J „ In pittsb , onlt Jca „ ag0 , when ! “ ‘I reckon.' says I, -t
can«e of this d.icM?to be a microscopic „ jor Banu , n an oUl showman, long : hnntingr
Jung«, yd he_ssrerts i that i by inocnlat- (it ^ e to Us ,, thtr<i ran a n,” j .. -Grouse,' say
knock at j
door, and then
it your fi
take thc shortest cut for the meadow!”
Dora could scarcely credit her senses.
James Van Busk irk visit her? Wish to
aee her? In doubt whether to give *iim a
saucy, or a coldly-scoraful answer, she
looked up; but, in spite of herself, her
z glowed with blushes, and her
Jamos smiled
“You have not aflswered me," hc said,
after a short pous?.
“I—I don’t know what you mean,” she
atammered. “My father's house is open
« young man shook his head.
in the blood t
l the
same way aa vaccination is a security
against smallpox. Whether his Plan i*
rcun. vj Fifth avenue, liis list of curiosi- finest ,
tics, included a Circassian girl. A fine' “‘Grouse, yon numhaktfll, but you
j fellow of about twenty years, be- have killed roy peacock
desired results time and careful inv
>n will alone determine.—Punam
and Herald.
Bret Harte has written a po-un “On a
Naughty Little boy, Sleeping.” This,
aavs the Springfield Union, recalls some
very/ striking lines on a naughty little
boy, wide awake, produced by a rhyth
mical mother, that we knew a good many
«S°-
young fe . _
longing to one of the wealthiest and best
families of the Smakjr city,saw her in the
show, fell in love with her, made her
to be married to her. His mother,
until hc came of age, ltad absolute con
trol of the fortune left Mm by his father,
threatened to withdravr all support from
him meanwhile unless he J*avc up
the girL As a consequence he became
insane and was placed in an insane asy
lum. There he passed Ms twenty-first
birthday and came into his property.
Shortly afterward the doctors declared
housands on thousands of men in 1 a him
the year rotmdjft the rate of , ^ iSmeUiitelj^.mt^ np^ hS' lorelj
* sian and married her. At bwt a
s they were living in a magnified
. IU;
‘Well, thc usual results followed.
His chin began to quiver, tie cold sweat
started oat, ond-he wanted to know how
much I would take to let hitn off. I sent
him to the house to see the old woman.
She has got a way of wigjng her eyes
and choking her voice overthe death ox
that peacock which alwaysdjrings in $5
extra. She let this young ,
$10, which is the usual p *
started down the highwa;
old bird got up and mare
barn with a chuckle that
laughing. That’s five
ed it on the swell
months, and I expect
mer than a horse a
Free Press.
: . , i
>f raising hair.—Cleveland Sun
In-reply to the New England lectur r
who a-ks, “What does a man owe his
neighbors?’’ wc can say only that it de-
pends on whether his wife in one of those
women who .arc always running over to
the next house to borrow a cud of sugar,
or an egg, or a wad of lard.— Chicago
Heies.
Fhe gave me in April a copy of Gibbon;
In August, a trifle of gay-coiorc l ribbon
Slipped out from her hair, with a sweet-
scented flower
That bloomed at her bosom, the toy of on
And even so late as the fifth of September
A blush an:l a kiss L ff I rightly remember.
But O, tho finale! when hopelesdy smitten,
to marry, she gave me th? mit-
A San Francisco family recently en
gaged a young girl from the East who
Cleanses thc Head.
Relieves Pain at
Once. Allajs In
flammation. Heals
Sores. Restores
Taste and Smell.
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advertised that she had been “four _
in h**r last place.” The family sub-’c -
qur-ntly learned that she would have re
mained longer titan four years in her last
place if the governor had not jordoned
hcr when he did.
WHAT 18 IT?
What is soul food Ms a quaction
Asked by weighty sages
Whoue apparatus for digestion
Gems from Thackeray.
I would
Life without laughing is a dreary
blank.
I would rather have genius than wealth.
A hero, whether he wins Or loses, is a
hero.
You get the truth habitually from
equals only.
I would rather be a man of genius than
a peer of the realm.
A woman without a laugh in her is the
greatest bore in existence.
Countless knights were slain before St.
George won the battle. In the battle of
life we are all going to try for the hon
ors of championship.
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