About Weekly edition of the Waycross evening herald. (Waycross, Ga.) 190?-1908 | View Entire Issue (June 18, 1904)
CONDENSED STORIES. ft How Lord Houghton Como to Bo Callod "Cool of tho Evening.” Sydney Smith’s name for Monek- ton Milne, afterward Lord Hough ton, was “Cool of the Evening,” and the reason for this cltpice is partly revealed in the anecdote below, which is taken from tho “Bemi- niseences of a Royal Academician.” At a London Sinner given by a - distinguished man, Sydney Smith had the place of honor, and Milne was among tho other guests. Milne’s manner to the great wit and divine was lacking in the re spect due to age and position. He calmly addressed him as “Smith,” which every time made those who felt what was proper wince as at a personal affront. Finally Milne said, with some thing of an air: “I’m going on to the archbishop’s reception at Lambeth palace.” “Oh, are you? So am I,” and Sydney Smith. “May I ask if you have a carriage here?” “No,” said the “Cool of the Even ing.” “Well, I have, and I shall he hap py to give you a seat in it, but you must do me one favor. Don’t call the archbishop Howlcy 1” ( The voice and manner of piteous 'entreaty convulsed the company and crushed Milne, who retired ns soon as possible from the table. GOLD TREATMENT. George Ade, at a recent banquet, was asked to speak on success, “I suppose that failure is more familiar than success to all of us,” he said. “We work away. Four things fail. The fifth thing succeeds. The hard est workers hare the most failures, but then they have the most suc cesses too. “One of my early failures was a melodrama that I traveled all the way from Chicago to New York to sell to a manager. This was in my youth, when I had confidence in my self. The manager returned my melodrama. He said he didn’t care for it. . “I pointed out tho merits in it which he had overlooked. I proved that he would make a great mistake if he should not accept this work. But he shook his head. “ ‘Can’t you use it at all?’ I ask ed desperately. “ ‘WpII y unit ‘Well,’ said he, ‘I might grind it up and use it for a snowstorm.’ ”— Success. Those Solemn Canadians. Major Edwards, United States consul general at Montreal, recent ly paid a flying visit to Washing ton and met many of his old friends at the capital, says the New Y'ork Quartz Glass. Quart glass consists essentially of melted quartz, which is made into tubes and other articles. It is per fectly translucent. Tho initial ex periments in the manufacture of the new glass were made in Eng land. The manufacture of quartz glass.has shown symptoms of vigor ous growth. While two years ago England led in its production, she has since been relegated to second place by Germany. Tho properties of quartz glass arc such that it will soon replace ordinary glass for many uses. If quartz glass can be produced at a moderate price—and it seems to be quite possible where electric force can be cheaply obtain ed from water power—it will no doubt be largely employed, especial ly in the chemical und electrical in dustries. Cost of War. If the drenm .of international peace is ever approached—it seems too much in the course of human nature to expect that it will ever bo thoroughly realized—one factor in reducing the belligerency of the world to a minimum will be the cost of wan From a humane and moral standpoint thero is little to be said of war as an anomaly of modern civilization which has not been said. The cost of war is a frightful item in the expense ac count of nations, nor is this ex pense of the present cost alone; there remain the war taxg£ to plague the people and hamper ef forts to repair the ravages of war, and the destruction of industries de pending on peace for their pursuit cjUQtianaaaja:'Daaaaaaiinu m ujjnnrccc j jau j j jDcrccosccccc | Real Estate Agency, A. P. FERHAM & SON, Waycioss, Georgia. We Buy and Nell Beal Estate l fll CANADIAN TUNNED TO BIS FELLOWS. Tribune. The major detailed many 'V™** uu n:™ 1 ' humorous incidents of his expert-, “f prospenty.-Baltimore Amen- ence in the metropolis of “Our Lady i ‘ of the Snows." Among others he J K, ng Q, y> told of the call of a party of Cana- « 0 ne of tho tiny islands of the dians after the Alaskan decision was Hawaiian group is owned outright made public. They were, naturally, | by an Amcricn J, namcd Gay," said r. . i Vi'T an American named Way, said -highly indignant at the decision, jf r . E. T. Cornwell of San Francisco. of them to tho-major, « A , a roa t ter of fact this little do- “Well, I suppose you’ll try and an-. main of yo.OOO acres is a monarchy nex what there is left of the British over wiiicli Gay is king, but he.is possessions next. . .. I one of the kindest and most phil- Oh, I don t know, replied the anthropic despots ever known. In- ... I stead of oppressing his subjects he Why, wouldnt you be in favor g oe , them the greatest good and of annexation. inquired the speak- p av8 them well for the service thev er, surprised at the majors tone. | f en j cr Him. “Well, yoa see,” replied tho mn- ( « Hia principal business is the rais jor Blbwly, if Canada were annex- j n g 0 j g j iec p j an( j from it ho derives ed to the United States I would lose a rovenue that supports himself and my job. ... wife royallv. The other inhabit- No smile greeted the renlv, but tt nts, to J tha nurober o{ 100 , ar e a the Clfnadian who had asked the very „ 00< j p e0 plc and arc absolutely question turned to his fellows and loya , to King Gay, whose slightest said very gravely: Gentlemen, I „.j sb their law.”—Washington Iii Town or Comity on Commission. £ All property placejJJn our hands is Advertised Free. ? Correspondence Solicited. ^ 1. No. 8 Jane Street. I ttnaDBCCECB.'SBCIIEEr.CCC Himsmn „ Whiskey and. Beer Habit - ' PERMANENTLY CURED BY ORRIIME,’ ABSOLUTELY 8AFE. SURE AND HARMLESS. Physicians pronounce drunkenness a disease of th# nervous system, creating a morbid graving for a stimulant. Continued indulgence in whiskey, beer or wine eats away thu stomach lining and stuped?* the digestive organs, that destroying the digestion and rulniag the health. No “will power” can heal the inflamed stomach msmbraaas. "ORRINE" permanently removes tbs craving for liquor by acting directly on thi Affected nerves, restoring the stomach and digestive organs to norm j1 con Jltloas, improving <he appetite and restoring the health. Can be given secretly if desired. Cure Effected or Money Refunded. Ask yonr druggist when you know whit he thinks of OTRIVE; he wilt indorse our statements as truthful ia every respect. If ORRINE fails to cure we wilt refund you every penny paid for it as cheerfully as we took in No Sanitarium Treatment or Publicity! , No Absence from home or loot of time! Mothers, wives and sisters, you cannot cure those who are afflicted with this most terrible of all diseases by your fervent prayers, or eyes red with tears, nor by jrour hope that they may stop drinking. It can be done only with ORRINE. You lent free of cost to any physician think we ought to’ tlo all in our p ost power to mako Major Edwards* stay ’ m Montreal pleasant and to faeili- j Profiting by the Prophet, tate his work. Ho is drawing a When Joseph F. Smith, head of demonstrat t that Orrinc is a positive specific for"drun ken"ness! “=S2er All Correspondence Confidential. TU _ tr “ i £ 0 £- t >*»«*• ™ Drontenns«/.nd how to Cure It-writ, to THE ORRINC CO., INe.. WASHINGTON, O, C., or call on Gives salary front tho United States which the Mormon church, wus in Wash- woulii cease if we were annexed, ington to testify before tho Smoot and therefore we will oppose annex- investigating, committee ho was viti ation.” ited by a young man who seemed greatly interested in what the presi- , dent had to say about Mormon af fairs. After a lengthy conversation A. They 8ay It In Texa*. “Have you ever been in Texas ?’ . _ The man who thus inquired had p ref j,j en t Smith, who was much very evidently been there. lie pro- _ rati(ied „ t having so attentive a eeeded: listener, said: “You know, they speak what is “Young man, I hope this dis- almost a language of their own course will be profitable to vou.” down there. Here’s an example: «] t cer tainly will,” replied the “A little girl went into a rural ^visitor. “I am a reporter and I’m on grocery store. - ! space.'” “‘Ain’t you got no eggs?’ she ■- a sh C( J. * A Postage Stamp Trick. “‘I ain’t said I ain’t!’ replied the In west Java the Chinese are art- storekeeper. ful enough to hit upon a clever “ ‘Well,’ responded the girl, ‘I dodge for making used postage ain’t ast you if you ain’t; ft ast you stamps as good as new. On »tick- ain’t you"is.' Is you?”’—Philadcl- ing a new stamp ujwm an cnrclopo phia Press. * they smear the stamp on the face - — with paste or with a thin layer of On Hi, F..t Again. glue. On the stamp being defaced When Daniel Sully, the cotton Q t tho postoffice the addressees can Icihg of a few weeks, ago, was walk- easily wash'away the paste or glue, ing down Fifth avenue the other and the stamp is again serviceable. afternoon, he was accosted by a business acquaintance with the re- England ind Amt-iea. mark: - ! I believe the welfare of mankind. “Well, Sully, how go things by depends upon the continued harmo- this time?” " nv ,nd peace of Great Britain and “Oh, I’m on my feet again,” an- j America, and university men in ■wered Sully cheerfully. j both countries should lead the way “What! So soon?” replied his : in inculcating that, whatever hep- friend incredulously. pens, peace should nrrer be broken “Yes; I’ve sold my horses,” re- I between them.—Mr. Cheats’! Ad- plied Sully.—New York Times. dress at Glasgow University. a———1 awn :a * FuU y nine-tenth3X>f tho ilia ci mankind can L: H - traced to irregularities oi the stomacn and tow- R irregularitiesoi the stomacn 1 /z cls - When these important orga: : fall 10::.’ ?i L regulaily the system becomes clogged with 3 impurities, end perlct; health is impossible. Mozley. k.; 5 Lemon Elixir is a pleasant lemon drink which nets pent!-.- R !?? and thoroughly cleanses the system. 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