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A LITTLE NONSENSE Why th. Sneering Remarks Old Net Bother the Clergyman. A clergyman who vu traveling (topped at a hotel much frequented by waga and jokers. The host, not being used to har- ' Hard to Os It “The actor," said Roscius da Hamme as he gazed over the award at the summer hotel where he wih retting, “ahonld always forget that be has an audience. He should im merse his soul in his lines and”— *$SSK i ^Horal^aO'^ SLddlTwrof^rit^npon 1 *°. muth t . r . ouble »• Urn without eliciting a remark. , ^a be has an auihcnce aa to forget ^ThT clergyman ate hi. dipn „ ' that he hasn’t ono.^udge. quietly, apparently without observ- ; ( one Appreciated Benefit. ^ ing the gibes and aneera of hts neighbors. “Yes, the flood was a calamity, of , , , . , , .1 course, but it did some good in our of them at last, in despair t own> - M id ,| le natiye . his forbearance, said to him: “You’ll have to show me,” com “YVell, I wonder at vour patience! mented the stranger, looking at the Have you not heard all that has wene 0 f ru j n orouJ1 d him. been.aid to you?” i “Well, we had one old fellow in Oh, yes; but I am used to it Do this town who was here during the you know who lam?” I high water of 1844. He’s quit talk- '3*°'.. . ... . ! lag about it.”—Chicago Tribune. “Well, I will inform you. I am ] - chaplain of a lunatic asylum. Such ' Hat Her Doubts, remarks have no effect upon me.”— j “A horse,” said the lover of ani- Short Stories, ***■!« t^tanA » Her Memory. Qayley—You haven’t had occa sion to accuse me of playing poker for two years now. Mrs. Gayley — Three years, my ' dear. \ Gayley—How do.you know it’a three years? Mrs. Gayley—Because I’ve wom this dress that long, and I got it the last time I caught you.—-Philadel phia Press. ■ Force of Habit. "Your church organist is fins, hut the effect of his execution la marred somewhat by the words ha mumbles to himself during the mu sic. Why don’t be quit itr' "He can’t, old man. He was a passenger brakeman in his youth ~IMand boa never quite recovered from the habit of calling out the atopaf" / —New Orleans Times-Democtal. A Practical Qlrl. Ha—I know my income is smalL but don't you think we could get elong? She—I’m afreid not. He—You told me that you went to e cooking school She—Yes, but they did not teach me how to make wind pudding.— New York Weekly. Matter ef Relationship. Har—I can only ba a slater to yen. Him—Oh, that won’t do. You’ll have to be a daughter to mg or noth- ing, tier—Because why? , Him—Because I’vsrheen • “pop per” to you.—Cincinnati Enquirer. Rare Talent. Social Settlement Visitor—Your daughter plays very wall, Mrs. Smith, and has quits a talent for music. Mrs. Smith — Sore, aha inherits that. Her grandfather was killed with a blow of a corfiet at a picnic. —Lippincott’s Magazine. Unlucky. Publisher—Your book is fins up to the seventeenth chapter.' After that it to mere drivel Author—Sir, it ii my misfortune) not my fault Just as I was begin ning the seventeenth chapter-I ail- covered, quite accidentally, what I was driving at.—Puck. Something Now. Young Writer—My heroine has golden hair, bat I don’t like it Golden heir is so old. I wish I had something net ~ His Friend—Why not make it ra dium hair, my • boy?—Pittsburg Post - Ho lent the Last - “I thought you said once you ^Awuldn’t be teen with him if hi ^Rrere the lest men on earth?” "Oh, but be has the swiftest auto mobile in town."—Chicago Record- nerald. When Summer Time Is Her* Wh«n the Biss are la the butter Am] tbs milk carts Into cbMMt When you try to cheat therteeUrt That are wetted on the tows* •Wbrt ytreorrr tbot rtr Urtn And n swstUftn «U tbs JJbUa Wh« yer cloths* mjMMJI ysr And you f**l no If rod bu*. Tkoa r*r wUh tbs domed old etlendas WooM Sop beck bait ewr. CONDENSED STORIES. Chinese Seeretory'o Quickly Learned Lesson In American Humer. “Have you ever been natural ize!?” "Yes, but it didn’t tako.” “Now, that is what wc Ameri cans call a joke,” explained the Washingtonian to the brand new secretary of the Chinese legation, who led indicated his desire to be come conversant with the custom* of this country. In spite of the alleged humor, however, he failed to laugh, and hit informant considered a further ex planation proper. ‘Tou see, he continued, “th* word naturalized hat been confused with vaccinnle.” The meaning of the two words was then defined, together with the phrase “didn’t take. The conversation was continued in a general way until the wise' rest I dent of Washington suddenly fan- I cicd it would be humorous to relieve ! himself of a joke at the expense of I the Celestial. With a patronizing j air, he put a query to the attache iu jaw breaking words and then I laughed at his own brilliancy. - The secretary stared blandly at j nim for a moment, utterly bewilder- I ed by the question. His face wai. expressionless, but he gave a faint . smile when the American explained he lmd been joking. "A joke—yes; but it didn’t take,” he replied, with a naive smile.— Washington Times. mala, “is man’s truest friend.' “I didn’t know that,” answered young Mrs. Torkina. “Judging from Charley’s experience at the race track, 1 thought a hone wai the kind of a friend who borrows your money-and forgeta to retnrs 1L”—Washington Star. During the season of 1902-1903 the farmers of Georgia paid In round num bers 39,600,000 for commercial fertil- lzera and during tbe season of 1903- 1904 they bare paid os account of In creased prices, 313,500,000. Tbs sale* from May 1st to Cctober 1st will make but a slight addition to these figures. OA. DEP T. OF AGRICULTURE. A „ 0(ietnw „ „ , n0 ., phenomenon, nnd. although 1 realised FRUIT. In a moment that the bird was In oomt way the cause of It. I do not know We congratulate tbe people of Geor* | eveu yet Just what happened. This .—. •-.» mach , know however, that the bird glg.ro the prospect of the best fruit season that our State has known for lunr.y years. The late spring and frosts did some damage In parts of the northern section of Georgia, Cut over tbe greater part of that region there !c a good prospect. In Middle and South Georgia there la promise of an unprecedented peach crop, and many who woula otherwise have little money to go on during the summer, will now have ready cash to *If.-n d. With over 8,000,000 trees In bearing, the peach crop will bring Into our State during the dull season several million dollars. . OA. DEFT. OF AGRICULTURE. 1 Monster String Beane. What are presumably the largest string beaus in.the world may be aeen growing in tbe gardens of a resident of Pasadena, Cal They range from thirty to forty-three inches in length and average half ah inch in width. They are not only enormously large, but they make a delightful table' delicacy when cut ana stowed ahdjprepared with cream and butter, Tne vines bear profusely^ and th*beans are so . Urge that one of thenr to mors than - °" a single person can comfortably manage. These beans are of the aristocratic apecUa spd do"not claim alliance with tbs' common string bean. California botantota. class them as belonging to'the' genua !do- llchoa, but owing to their'great length they are more popularly known as “yard beans.” The plants are natives of China and Japan, and the seeds, were sent to California from .lanwn rushed at me. growling wltb all bta might, and that the flush of white waa the white down of the body uncovered by the opening of tbe black wlnga. The ruahing sound was. I think, caused In some woy by the wing feath er* or tall feathers, or both, but wheth er by dragging them along the grouud or otherwise I cannot tell. I tried on several occasions Jo find this out.by ap proaching the young vulture when there waa Just light enough for me to see what happened, but he would never net In Juat the snme way unless It waa quite dork. No donbt tbla la some provision of nature to protect the bird wbeyi It Is young and helpless, and I can testify Hint It la a sand one, for I nm aura that few nlgbt fowling animats would cars to pursue their Investigations ufter be ing given so startling a reception. ECZEMA MUMQK GrNTLBMEii—Enclohrd find on* dollar to pay ft Rnof her bbulf of KC>ZINB and >3 cunt* for Bc>*in« Soap. I hive Mari nearly all tba bottle you and it ba* dona more for me than all o«h«r t menu combined that I bava employed for four ( •an.. I have Lcretna on both laga from ankla to nee and 1 have been so bad at tlsraa I bad to po natilia. Slncn I commenced the uiaotbC-ZINK jy trouble baa nearly disappeared, in fact f t facia liknit wac well, bet tbara araa few rough spotty*! mm am 000 bottl- i*ible arid Jt ..... __ year* and I 1 ... ._ tell yon what I bava suffered and the at trouble and eapensa I bava *ndnrad in thut 0. tut I bavap.eat bopea that I will non be ed. I certainly believe I have atrqrk tba rlRb edyatlaat. With best wieha* I am _ Yours tnly, D. I^ALEXANpER^ 50. inward will b*pald for any avin «M« t fU5*i. mis, uoo# raiss, rants, ms mm. , which tl.onew Radium retmdy—EC-ZI*T, ►not enra Promptly. Sand today lor a PRKR ..a.*;!. -mAdeni to enra any ordinary eaaa, r.’IB XC-ZINE COMPANY r. KI’PRRURIBR. Salt* Agent .eavl.j’n Stffcet, Cbicayi raoji 1 ull guah 1 ui m WHISKEY FREE walartnp. Waeatlnaorepi*naU.DOt4 lay known eiMupet.tor. **C*.pe7V oarrraedrxUM.-re. fliv* rate walehay I Hv. r.fcv Kui lor-a 11Un k • ~I t la in i n nnakta?eUa*-e!l tmM $50,000.00 CASH GIVEN AWAY to Users of LION COFFEE In Addition to the Regular Free Premiums Co. - ’tWf oLuHAaiit- s TOLEDO, OHIO. like a Check Like Thisf W. Kn. Iwndid 330,000.00 . Presidential Vole Contest Caah to Hon Coffee ukd In our Great World’, Pair Contmt— 2130 people get checks, 3130 more will get them In the Five Uon> Heads cut from Lion Coffee Packages and a a-cent stamp entitle you (In addition to tbe regular free premium,) to one vote. The 3-cent etamp cov en our acknowledgment to you that your estimate Is recorded. You can send os many mate, a, desired. Brand First Prlzt of <5,000.00 will be awsrded to the one who I, nearest correct on both our World’* Fair and Presi dential Vote Contests. What will be tbe total popular vote cast for President (votes tor all can. dldatea combined) at tba election November 8,1904 ? 0 In 1900 election, 13,939,(153 people voted for Preildent. For neareat correct ani mate. received In Wootaon Spice Com pany’. office, Toledo, O., on or before November 3, 1904, we will give lint prise (or the neareat correct eatlmate, second prize to the neat neareat, etc., etc., aa follow.: also raizrs, TOTAL, *30,000.00 How Would Your Name Look on One of These Checks? Everybody uses codec. If yon willow tIOV COFFEE long .nongb to get acquainted^wlth It. von willI be suited and conViaKd tbe” I. no otb«r such rain* for Uie money. Then you will take nQotU-.qd tbatj. wty roady.HlM^And wo mrc using our advertising monoy to tbAt both of us—yoaas woll as we—will get a benefit. Hence tor your iaoh bmm WE GIVE BOTH FREE PREMIUMS AND CA8H PRIZES Complete Detailed Particulars in. Every Peokage of LION COFFEE* WOOLION SPICE CO.. (CONTEST DEPT.) TOLEDO, OHIO. IsntA. Oa.. cevetsf hand Frick KcUpcs t.... m* mill*. Term* may. 8-lfl-Sm dw WANTED—Lidv or ircntinnikD of fair rriu»atlou t«» travul »*ir a firm of 9MO.UOO canltal Hilary 81072 per r«*sr tnri rsnsnSe* paid weekly Addrecp with stamp. J A. Alex** ander, WavcrotA, Oa. tfdwr WANTED.— Inrfu'trloo* m»n or tnan a* tvrrunn**nl mnreaonl»tl?e ft hlg mnnnfHotdrlnir coaipan-?. Iu look after 'te hii«lne** In Ibiacoun t\ Ntid art joining tPiritory. BnsK *•••»* Aoecp*»'uf mil cvt«l>|lal:erf. «*• In• v WOtiO wpckivand expenaea. Ralarv paid weekly from homo.' ExpfflM* money advanced, Expc>r» len«*«* not eaaentlal. Enoloae aelf-' a<ldre*Mul envelope. General Wan* aver, Como Mlnelr. China go. »fdw Pr. E, M. Nolan, Prncilce limited to a EYE, EAR, HOSE AND THROAT JACKSONVILLE, FLA. v A* Special Surgeon of the Atlantic Toaet Line. I« at Ike W»Y?rmu Iloapltalevery Mon- *v. Private pativn* • may consult bim them 4Jkw [rOlTOtt* NOTE,- p* y»WH«t*f MM tiJm vtoMtay a if ‘iiifrT! ,?^i l ^, Ul>l ‘ff( lt Wf| ekmtuuf atoini them, m I bw4 ef |-ure vbUki«« Lf Sm.v.1 And you HTO (or wtotw tmart Whan to. anmmw Uaa la bw* -A. X Falaaw la New Tack Fnat t+***#++*+*l)l+**l****++++*+', J * Whore Are You Going ! \ My pretty maid? I’m going to Tybee, Si', she * ‘ stid. And that’s the place where the people.are J t going this year to have a good lime. HOTEL TYBEE With its many attractions', its fine orchestra, its J J splendid bathing and its excellent cuisine is the J • most oopular seaside resort (on the Sonth At- J . lanticCoast. Rates 82.50 per lay: f 12 50 ■( and#15 00 per week. THEJPULASKI HOUSE! J I. IIW Jj«t popular place fn Savannah and .hqaldjie yonrjcadqaa*. , , ten wbrn In thp city. WRirEJFOR ILLUSTRSTED BOOKLET. ' CHAS. F. QRAHAM. Prop. ^ Syrup Barrels The Oak, Cypress' and Gum. 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