Weekly edition of the Waycross evening herald. (Waycross, Ga.) 190?-1908, December 10, 1904, Image 6

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a o CUNUENSi'J y;!:3!ES. SI'. .It.' . an'i ' r.g". i • jt-i ju. t: <-ii . nni “An you rrjil Ada Iluzleno'jd jXA i I KK CK.lKf i *nrs '■V ITII Si ilL). i-r ‘ ‘i uskt-i y “I>idn’t know it was eet for to day,” n *>lie<] the attorney. “TJioHght it w&4 down for tomorrow.” “No, it was hot for today, and the witnesses arc lierc.” “Well, lot’s put it off until tomor row. We arc* not ready,” pleaded the lawyer. “Can't do that,” ruled the court. “We'll take the state’s testimony to day, and you can put your witnesses on tomorrow.” • “But 1 don’t want to do that." “Well, you'll have to do it.” “Jict you a dollar you don’t take | the stale's testimony,” said the law- ycr. “Guess we will if I say so. I “Ih the bet still good?” “Yes; I’ll take it.” And the money was put up. I “The witnesses for tho state in 1 the case against Ada Hazlewood will * rise und bo sworn,” ordered the • court. “No, vou don't!” retorted the law yer. “We weivo examination and will go to the grand jury. Give me *he $2.” And the court turned over the tnoney.—Green Bog. ' ' The Fastidious Clubman. An unusually bold London pick- pocket tried to remove the valuables of a Piccadilly exquisite as he saun tered to his club one morning. The Kln,<Ji.yfcd in l.jri.l a, f .r t >i i * md ♦;> i.i'ar r. .u ; i Kill aiuaVJ* in.< -i»y »li t. »*lrhfui u • i ;n of tin* »•< in I j tint nek’s liquid .Sulphur -*<tt *t»s^jtn<l c.luriri**!- lit** facial •■.h’n ami imparts si olo cr, brilliant rc in p!ex ion. As Maiuro’n K^rmi cidv, ir i« ih j ru*?, < ll -r’iw and lasting reme lv for Mint, burn* and scalds, canker, catarrh, dip- tliciia. i tell, pimpUs, prickly ficji*, ringworm, m.d >oren»»8*of ciip,'nose, eyelid-, mouth or * I r • if U.»ding drum:*!* s»L i*. IV- .•*c^rjrHv»! Ii>u ifi«t on I lie nature, UN-* und ell’ccts of r U siunda d remedy will be ma leil t<. a <v ud- dn by Hancock Liquid >u phur Co., Bui irnore. Md. During the seasoa of 1902-1903 fin farmers of Georgia paid In round num bers $9,600,000 for commercial fertil izers and'during the season of 1908- 1901 they have paid on account of In creased prices, $12,600,000. The tales from May 1st to Cctober 1st will maks but a slight addition to these figures. GA. DISP’T. OF AGRICULTURE. FRUIT. We congratulate the people of Geoft gia on the prospect of the best fruit season that our State bas known for mar.y years. The late spring and frosts did some damage In parts of the northern section of Georgia, Cut over the greater part of that region tLer*» !« a good prospect. In Middle and South Georgia there is promise of an unprecedented peach crop* and many who woulo otherwise havr little money to go on during the summer, will now have ready cash to sif.-nd. With over 8,000,000 trees in bearing the peach crop will bring into our Stute during the dull season Severn: mlilio.. dollars. GA. DKP'T. OF AGRICULTURE Hmaflra of Translating. In New Britain a missionary In translating was seeking some native Idiom to convey the idea of a binding oath v hen a chief suggested tbnt the •I. > :v<i phrase was. ”1 would rather *jaak to my wife’s mother than do such and such n thing.” In British Columbia a missionary wanted his catechist to translate ”A crown of glory that fadeth not away.” t his was thu.e to the satisfaction of all concerned, hid ultimately-the mission ary found to his horror that It had been rendered. ”A hut that never wear* out!” An Awful Mistake. "You say the thoughtless act of Mrs. Stingylelgli caused her husband s serl ous relapse? What did she do. In heaven’s name?” •’Why, she came right Into the alck room arrayed In a very expensive hat snd dress."—New Orleans Tlmes-Detn- >»crat. The Room We Have. j }f t|ic* inhabitants of Wyomin.' i wanted to spread themselves out, j each ,)f them could have a little more than a square cjile all to him j gel/. In Nevada every four pe»pk: j could have ten square miles. /An- z«na, New Mexico nhd Idaho can rf- I ford almost u square mile each to ' their men, women and children, while up. in frozen Alaska there are ten good square mile* for every soul of population. Lhodc Island is the fullest state in the Union, with 407 people to the square mile. But even that leaves a good deal of extra room. Massachusetts, 349 people to the square mile, follows Kbodo Island. Then come-New Jerse* 250; Connecticut, 187; New York 152.fi; Pennsylvania, 140.1; Man land, 120.5; Ohio, 102. JSL's&rr- tuMtjrtxKsa The King and 8lr Thomas There's a good story going the rounds about the king and Sir Thomas Upton. Of course it* is an invention, but it is funny and the joke carries np sting. It is repre sented that the king, after he had distributed the medals to the South African soldiers, said something to Sir Thomas about the new orders which would come by and by to those whom he intended to honor, and “an order may .come your way,” said his majesty, so the story goes, to Sir Thomas. “It shall be prompt ly attended to” is the alleged reply the great merchant.—M. A. P. Reforming tho Calendar. M. Flammarion, tho French as tronomcr, has prepared and sub* mitted to the French Astronomic*’ society a novel scheme for reform ing the calendar. He proposes tha* the year shall begin on March 21 and that the months shall be named after the cardinal virtues. In order to make the year exactly 52 weeks long be would make tfew Year’s day (and, in leap years, the day after it)"a holiday and woujd not consider it a part of the week. Thus tho dates ot’the days of the week would not alter from year to year, but would be invariable j Scored Heavily on Claronco. “You young men are so deceitful, and so insincere!” sighed the pretty rnuiden. “I don't know what to say. Chfrcnce Hargus tells me I am worth my weight in gold. Think of the absur”— “In gold!” exclaimed voung Snoonamore, with indignant fervor. “I'nlstttilla, you are worth, your weight in radium!" riaYenee never had the ghost of a '•* «f»*r that.—Chicago Tribune. 1 fastidious clubman seized the thief by the wrist, gazed ut his filthy paw and Hung it from him witli disgust, saying, “For goodness’ sake; my good mun, wash your bunds before you put them into u gentleman’s pocket.” A Story of George III. The death/if I>r. Temple, arch* .bishop of Canterbury, last winter recalled the manner in which Arch bishop Suttofl, who was ut Lambeth palace when l>r. Temple was born, received bis appointment from George 111., says a London paper. One night after the death of Arch bishop .Moore Hr. Sutton was en tertaining some friends at the Windsor deanery. There was a knock at the door, and tho butler -announced that a gentleman out side who would not eoitie in was anxious to see the bishop. Impa tient at being disturbed, l)r. Sut ton hurried to the door to find the king, “llow d'you do, my lord?” said King George. “I've come to tell .you that you’re archbishop of Cun- 1 terburv. D’you accept? Eh? Eh?” The bishop bowed, and “All right,” said the king. “You’ve got a party. I see all their hats there. Go back to them. Good night.” Hh One Joke—but a Good One. Robertas Love, seeretary-treas- urcr of the American Press lTu- morists, never sprung orally more than one spontaneous joke in his life, according to his own modeat confession. One time years and years ago he was on a train’pussing through Bal timore. Some one in the car look ed out at the scattered houses that lay on either side the railroad track and asked: v. “la this The outskirts of Balti more?” Just then the train whisked Into si tunnel like a rabbit into its bur- row, and Mr. Love shouted out glee- lull? in the darkness: * “No; it’s the underskirt*.”—Hal- tutor* American. * B9I Til*klMl With II Feather. "I Uaev any one who could b* *»o H* .-I •• i:fi n feather as my wjfe.” ”Ti. UIK'i. Mlu»r "Nut u»aia::y, but tin* was ai* ostrich feather s!m* Bought at a bargain sale.” -I’hl|.i«lel:i.ila I.inlger. tii'al lion* you work; lei t:e for 11,* - work Itaelf.- ECZEMA BV5B--.T RFID THE MllORMR OLD seitl. Fie . if tain cost. - Rill THE FOB OWING UTTER. il tind enr .loll.it |o pay fo» ..I it h o done n. '-tv *| havebci bin iher.* 4 i* boi'lo •«» *» 1 r I Y i hojH* Ihst I will I '•he* I .. and thu l ih. f holiavV I Ii4v«* truck the right *ly« .-i With b •* w. hM l am 1. ... truly. IV I AI KX WP! U Ml. riMhtm.N C JSO. Reward »*H hr* paid for .my *hin di- • 1 • IC7t-.1l. PILES. 01000 rO.SCI. rWUJ, RUN WORM, winch tho new KMUumrrmrtly- EC-ZtNE. | will nci r.iiff |.i .MiijMl*. *-• »«d todar Jnr a pKI.B ! Dearho Chic . Ill Syrup Barrels The Oak. Cypress and Gum Barrels, Halves and Kegs — OF— - The Cannon Company of Cairo ami Quitman, Os sod MouticeliOk F a. to. A„ota, Wiycrc*.^ Ha. Stanley’s Business College. MACON, GEORGIA TO PARENTS: ^ You, no doubt, are deeply- interested about the future prosp-rity of y. nr children. You can ins.ue their inde pendence by giving tl.eni a thorongb, practical business education. With a well- rounded knowledge of modem business 1. etlnd-, no matter wlnil financial inverse's may coine, youi cl.i dre will he pr-pared to make their way ... the world. Our business is to give just this kind of an edu cation/ A common school education is not sufficient. If you can’t pay in full we will wait on you, se cure your son or daughter a position and let them pay us. J ' To get the benefit of this < ffer, add{ess at once, G. W. H. Stanley. President. Stanley's Business College, Pytbian Castle Building, Macon, Georgia. Newbros Herpicjde The Original Remedy that "Kills the Dandruff Germ.” SCHOOL CHILDREN*. [ Every «chfloU*hild should now that haldnesa it a ointa* :toua dl*e •«. caused by microbes Prof. Unit* »>f Hamhtinr, H iermany, <1 soovered tlint dandruff itchinC sculp, fuliinir Bair and final Buldnei? are profucet^ By a germ or microbe thu passe# from one he id to another, where I burrow* into tin' •calp and by m'lltlplyinj? and exton iimr deeper and deeper in*' to the hair follicles up* the H6? of the hair r.ot and prqdueei. Baldness. IT TAKES YEARS ) uruduee cotnpl t; haldtHM. f*r the a*tivi of flu* dandruff; ....crobe is not constant t*t!«very »ase It it* p.verned By pre*lispiMiti tn, by the state of health b/ env ronmen', but particularly By the endeator made t * combat the growth and i development of the dandruff microbe*, whhh ca 1 only be des ! trov.nl witli Newbro’s Herpicide. This new antiseptic scalp germicide is' past tire ex per mental stage It ww made! innily. Tbou^ande .if letters from pbysi- c ans. tier yineo and lay me; tell the mine story of its.wonderful ^ueeess AN lDhAL HAIR DRESSING It is fortunate for those who unders and the new rules fo r sc dp cleanliness that tire antiseptic qualities of Newbro’s Her picide moke it the most delightful and refreshing hairdress- ng imaginable. Chronic baldnese is incurable hair, while you have hair to save CO SC ‘NT USER OK HERPI IDE “I am a Constant user of yo r He-pi- ddj* and am etting a fine head of hair; was almost Bald when I Began to use it, I think there is nothing like it;-have tiled many other* But with no result*.. (*’:giied) M. J. Trnle:t. Bluff Springs. Flu. HEARTY APPRE IATI6N. ■'I coturntulute you on the excellence of your hair tonic and assure you of my appreciation of same.” (Signed) .. * ... u . Daytona. Flu. Mrs L. Bellas Jr. Afl Unhealthy Half. Cherokee Pharmacy, At Dr«! Stern $1.00. SenC 1O0. in He n. ta THE HCRPICIDEtCO.. Detroit, Nish., for n«;li spisiai ai A Healthy Hair. (“Destroy the Cause—Vou Remove the Effect.” Genuine Primitive Method Whiskey 1 COBB COUNTY CORN (New) - —.1 K.00 ROSE'S BLUE RIDGE CORN 2 Years Old Fall quart 65c. 4 qt$. 42.50. Gallon (Jug) $2.20 ROSE’S OLD GEORGIA CORN 4 Years Old Fall quart 80c. 4 qts. $3.00. Gallon (jug) $2.70 ROSE’S OLD RESERVE STOCK CORN. Full quart $1. 4 qts. $3.75. Gallon (Jug) $3.50 ROSE’S OLD CABINET RYE Full quart 75c. Gallon (jug) $2.70 ROSE’S PURITY RYE Absolutely Pnre, for Medicinal Use Full quart $1. 4 qts. $3.75. Gallon < Jug> $3.50 ROSE’S PERFECT RYE A Smooth. Perfect Whiskey Full quart $1.^5. -i qt;. $4.50. Gallon (jug) $4.00 ROSE'S CONSTITUTION RYE Very Fine Old Whiskey Tull quaj*e$1.50. 4 qts. $5.50. Gallon (jug)$5.00 Special prices in 5 gallon kegs, or in cases of ono dozen quarts of ono brand. Write for complete price-list. Parties living outside of Georgia should write for prices, charges prepaid. Nothing like the old fashioned honest Whishey oar forefathers made in copper stills over open wood fires. R. M. Rose Co.'s U. S. Distillery No. 9 is the finest old fashioned fire copper plant in the country. Only the finest selected grain is used in the distillation, boiled and doubled in copper, over open wood fires, the way our forefathers made it. During the process the whiskey is filtered twice, perfetRIy purifying it. Aged in U. S. Bonded Warehouses. We own more old Georgia “Primitive Method” Corn Whiskey, from one to six years old, than all the other dealers and distillers combined. The records prove it. Just asK the Havana* Officers. FOR LUNG TROUBLE ' The discovery that old Corn Whiskey made by the “Primitive Method" has the best ingredients for staying the inroads of Consumption and Tubercular troubles and can be retained on the stomach, when even French brandy fails, has resulted in a tremen dous demand on our stock by physicians. More of Rose’s Whiskies are prescribed than all other brands combined. Tour doctor will tall you why. WE SELL TO THE CONSUMER DIRECT Over 37 years'of experience and reputation are Whind every bottle. We are not in competition with questionable prepaid stuff. Wc know what we make and that's what we sell. Write for descriptive Nxiklet P. C. It tells you l®w our whiskey is uyule. Ask any bank, mercantile house or prominent citizen of Atlanta about us. Every bottle tells of honest business methods, which means honest deal ing with all. It has been that wav for the past 37 years and our business has grown with every year. Remember, all goods are guaranteed to Be exadUy as represented or they can be returned to us at our expense and money will be refunded. L R. M. ROSE CO. The “Old Reliable” Distillers. IP tease mention this pap«T) Department P. C. ATLANTA, Ga. Lunar 1 . Lemon LaxaMre it the original lemon medicine. It io made of lemon, and other harmleu but powerful vege table ingredient., i. a safe, tun and ..wedr cure for Indigestion, Constipation, Torpid Liver, Headache. It eleantea the lyitem of all imporitie., tone, np the atomaeh and bowel., put. the liver and kidney, in perfect order in short "make, yoo new.” It i> gentle but prompt and powerful in action, pleaunt to take ami alway. reliable. . - ro* IUI BY Alt DKCOGI.Ta. LAMM. TAYLOR 4 RILEY DRUB CO, ■tMfketmn, llaeeo, 6a. he?