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A Scientific Discovery.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure does for the
stomuch that which It Is unable to
do for Itself. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
supplies the natural juices of diges-
tlon and docs the work of the atom*
ach, relaxing the n'ervous tension,
while the Inflamed muscles of that
organ are allowed to rest and heal.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what
you cat and enables the stomach and
digestive organ to transform all food
Into rich, red blood. Sold by Brin*
son & Hay.
Terrific Race With Death.
“Death was fast approaching,”
writes Ralph F. Fernandez of Tam
pa, Fla., describing his fearful race
with death, 'as a result of liver trou
ble and heart disease, which had
robbed me of sleep and of all Inter
est in life. I had tried many differ
ent doctors and several medicines,
but got no benefit, until I began to
use Electric Bitters. So wonderful
was their effect, that In three days
I felt like u new man, and to-day I
nin cured of all my troubles.” Guar
anteed at all druggists.
Bilious Bill was getting bloated,
And his tongue wns muchly coated.
Patent ‘‘tonics" wouldn't euro him.
Copipanies would not insuro him.
All his friends were badly frightened
But their spirits soon wero lightened,
for Bill said—und they believed him,
EARLY RISER pills relieved him.
WHISTLER A8 A 8IGN PAINTER.
Gov. Murphy of New Jersey told re
cently at the Annapolis Naval Acade
my an interesting story about tha
painter Whistler. "While Whistler
was at West Point," he said, "he turn
ed an honest penny now und then by
painting portraits and even by paint
ing signs.
"One day a facetious miller asked
the young man to make a picture of
his mill that he might hang, by way
of a sign, over the door.
"'Paint the mill,' said the miller.
‘Just as It Is, and paint me at the win
dow, looking out But I must be Idle
In the picture, and so, when any one
looks at me. I must pop in my faesd."
"Here the miller laughed heartily.
" ‘Can you paint a picture like that?'
‘“To be sure,’ Whistler answered
quietly.
"And he painted the mill, leaving
out the miller altogether, and then he
submitted the picture for approval.
"The miller looked at It carefully,
noded and amllcd.
"This Is good/ be said, ‘but how
about me? 'Where la the miller?'
" ‘He was at that window/ Whistler
answered, ‘but when you looked at
him he popped In his head.' "-~Chica-
go Record-Herald.
His Only Excuse.
The joke about the messenger boy
who never runs has beon twisted Into
many shapes. But it has remained for
one of the guild to stamp It with its
final form.
He was going slowly down Broad
street with book and messngo n his
pocket, his eyes glued to a page of a
blood-curdling dime novel. At the cor
ner of Chestnut street another mes
senger. running wildly down that
street, bumped Into him, and started
Immediately running-on again. The
amazement of the L:ond i.treet urchin
was almost too great for words.
"HI, there. Bill!" he called, when he
had his breath. "What cher runnin’
for? Ain't cher workln* terday?”—
Philadelphia Press.
A Creeping Death.
Blood poison creeps up towards
tlio heart, causing death. J. E.
Stearns, Belle Plaino. Minn., writes
that a friend dreadfully Injured his
hnnd, which swelled up llko blood
poisoning. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve
kdrew out tho poison, healed the
•wound, and saved Ills life. Best in
the world for burns and sores. 25c
at ull druggists.
8aved by Dynamite.
Sometimes, a flaming city Is sav-
<?d by dynamiting a space that the
fire can’t cross. Sometimes, a cough
hangs on so long, you feel ns if
nothing but dynamito would euro it.
Z. T. Gray of Calhoun, Ga., writes:
‘‘My wife had a very aggravated
«ough, which kept her awake nights.
Two physicians could not help her;
so the took Dr. King's New Discov
ery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds, which eased her cough,, gave
ber sleep, and Anally cured her."
Strictly sclentlcflc cure for bronchi
tis and la grippe. At all druggists.
As He Pursued.
The elopers npod on In the red auto
oldie.
“Now, that we have eloped," whis
pered the timid girl, "do you think
our money will lant?"
"Don't bother mo about money!"
shouted the young man. "I’m wonder
ing If the gasoline will last.”
Just then thfc lights of papa's pur
suing machine flashed in the distance.
—Pittsburg Press.
Large Financial Transaction.
Guest—I want n good porterhouse
steak.
Walter—Gents that order porter
house steak arc required to make a
deposit, sir.—Chicago Tribune.
MEAN INTERPRETATION.
Strictly Genuine.
Most of tho patent medicine testi
monials are probably genuine. Tbe
following notice recently appeared In
tho Atchison (Kan.) Globe: "Joe
Tack, a well known engineer, run
ning on the Missouri Pacific between
Wichita and Klowafl lately appeared
In a big one, with a picture, and when
.he was In this office to-day, we ask
ed him about it. He says ho had
terrific palus in his stomach, and
thought ho had cancer. His drug
gist recommended Kodol and he says
It cured him. He recommended It to
others, who wero also cured. "Kodol
Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat
and cures all stomach troubles. Sold
by Brinson ft Hays.
CASTontA.
BMratke Jt "" J Yu fan Maps Bog*
Cow Rate* to Savannah on Account
of T. P. A Convention.
The Atlantic Coaat Line will sell
from all points in 304 miles from Sav
annah on May 14,15 and 15, and from
all other points Mar 13 and 14.
Tickets at one fare, plus 25 cents
for the ronnd trip. Anal limit Mar >3
extension final limit June 15 can ba
had hr depositing ticket br original
purchaser with special agent Savan
nah upon pajrment of 50 cents.
Tima Trtad and Marlt Provan.
One Minute Coogh Coro Is right on
time whan itc omes to earing Cowhs,
Whooping Coogh. ate. It Is perfect*
Ml harmless, pleasant to taka and la
children's favorite Cough Syrup.
Hot Weather Piles.
Persona afflicted with Piles should
be careful at this season of the rear.
Hot weather and bad drinking wa
ter eooitribute to the conditions
which make Piles more painful and
dangerous. DeWltt’s Witch Hassl
Salve atop* the pain, draws out the
soreness and cures. Get tke xeno-
ine, bearing the name of E. C. Do-
Witt 4k Co.
Cleared for Action.
Whan the bodr Is elssrad for so-
tlon. br Dr. King’s New Life Pills,
ros enn tail it hr lbs Woom of health
on thn ehsntas thn brightness <*
the eras; tha firmness of thn flash
and muscles; the boomer at thn
mind. Trr them. At all druggists,
35coat*. il. *a
Slim—-Wish I could trade some of
mr bralna for eome of rour weight."
Slam—“In other words rou would
Ilka to have me make you a present"
Lawyer Followed Instruction!.
A few year* ago a well-known law
yer remitted. In settlement of *n ac
count to the publlaher of a paper In
the weat. a |3 bill, which waa re
turned with the brief etatement;
"This noto In counterfeit; plea**
■end another."
Two months paeeed before hearing
from the lawyer again, when he apolo
gised tor the delay, saying:
T bar* been unable until now to
find another counterfeit |! bill, but
bop* the on* now inctoeed will suit
profoislng at the eame time, my in
ability to discover what the objection
waa to the other, which I thought as
good a counterfeit a* I aver saw."—
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Hie Coast line i I
PASSENGER SCHEDULE.
Arrivals unit departure), at Way-
crosa, In elfect Jnn. 18, 1905. Cen
tral Standard Time.
DEPARTURES
For Savannah and tha Eaat.
Train No. 58 leaves 0:20 a. m.
Train No 32 leaven 9:50 a m
Train No. 22 leaves 6:30 p m
Train No. 40 leaves 10:15 p m
For Jacksonville, St. .Auguetlne,
Tampa and the South.
Train No. 39 leaven 0:20 n m
Train No. 21 loavon 0:15 p in
For Brunswick and local points.
Train No. 89 IcaveH 0:25 a m
Train No. 87 leaves 0:20 p. m
For Tlfton, Albany and local points.
Train No. 90 leaven 10:10 p. n
Train No. 88 leaven 8:05 a m
For 8uwannee, Gainesville, Ocala,
Tampa, West Coaat
Train No. 39 leaves 0:35 a
For Valdosta, Thomaavllle, Mont
gomery and West
Train No. 39 leaves 6:35 a m
Train No. 35 leaves 13:40 p m
Train No. 67 leaves 10:15 p m
Jey ef Nonaxlstencs.
Tha sea eerpent warbled with. glee.
"I’m lucky as lucky can he.
If I really existed
They would have Inflated
On raUlsaaly capturing me.”
—'Waahlagton Star.
ARRIVALS.
, From Savannah and the Eait
j Train No. 20 arrive* 6:05 a m
Train No. 35 arrive* .... 12:20 p m
Train No. 21 arrive! ..... 0:05 p m
Train No. 67 arrive* .... 10:00 pm
Bom* talk*. It they "auk* both suds
meet"
Believe themselree in clover.
Bat others an not satisfied
Balsas the ends lap over.
—Philadelphia Public Ledger.
About the Slaeoflt.
When Into llfa'e mysteries you delve.
The chancel an you’ll discover
That tha email faulu you have your
self
An tho big one* you see In another.
-Puck.
Ultra-Faahlonabl*.
-Aad an they really so rich!?
"Well, they can afford tho thn*
CV’
-What thn* Car
For Jscksonvllle,
8t Augustin*,
Tampa and
South.
Train No. 32 arrives
6:05 p m
Train No. 40 arrive*
.... 10:00 p m
From Tlfton, Albany and local points.
Train No. 89 arrive*
0:10 a m
Train No. 07 arrive*
0:40 p m
From 8uwanne«, Gainesville, Ocala,
Tampa, Weft Coast
Train No. 40 arrives
6:05 p m
From Brunswick and local points
Train No. 88 arrives
9:46 a m
Train No. 90 arrives
7:55 p m
From Valdosta, Thomasvllle, Mont-
gomsiy and
West
Train No. 50 arrive*
6:00 a m
Train No. 32 arrive*
0:45 a m
Train No. 40 arrive*
0:05 p m
chart tha “high ffrer* aever ho who
Steepen between Jacksonville and
St Louis on trains 40 aad IT and 6S
and 30 via Waycroas aad Moatgoo-
try. Through sleep ere between Jack-
soavlll* and Macon via Wayeroo* and
Tlfton oa trait* No. 40 asd 00 aad
89, 39 92 anil 93 No. 92 and No. 93
Chicago nml Florida l.lmili-d Solid
train between Chicago anti Ht. Augmt-
tine, Dining anil Observation cara.
All-trains Dally.
For further Information ns In
through car service, trains making
local stops and schedules to iioints on
or beyond our linos, apply to
R. B. POLLARD.
Tlckot Agent Passenger Station.
Waycrons Ga.
M. WAI.SII,
Traveling Passenger Agent,
Savannah, Gn.
W. H. LEAHY,
Division Passenger Agent,
Savannah, Ga.
W. J. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent,
Wilmington. N. C.
II. M. EMERSON.
Trafllc Manager,
-Wilmington, N. C.
Three of a Kind Beats
Two Pair.
Many a man with n ''Itoh-tail
Flush" tries to heat both Busi
ness of courio is not a *’jy-me"
anti the illustration nimply serves
a purpose. The seller’of good or
intliflorcnt qualities of Haggles
nr Wagons cannot win out against
Clio onewbo sells the Bent nt the
right price.
A clear seeing eye accustomed to balance things fairly, will
qu ckly dtsrovcr iliat the quality of the Buggies and Wagons we sell
is the trade-winning kind,
THE J. A. JONES BUGGY CO.,
Waycross, Georgia.
Periodic
Pains.
Dr. Miles’ Anti-Fain Pills
are • most remarkable remedy
for the relief of periodic pains,
backache, nervous or sick head
ache, or any of the distress
ing aches and pains that cause
women so mucb suffering.
As pain is weakening, and
leaves the system in an ex
hausted condition, it is wrong
to suffer a moment longer than
necessaty, and you should take
the Anti-Pain Pills on first in
dication of an attack.
If taken aa directed you map*
have entire confidence in their
effectiveness, as well as In the
fact that they will leave no dis
agreeable after-effects.
They contain no morphine,
opium, chloral, cocaine or other
dangerous drugs.
Ntm almost mora than I can snduro.
Thom attacks com* on *v*rjr month,
and last two or thr*o day*. I ban
nortr Data abl* to g*t anythin* that
.. •- rrljpf until I ho-
Mil’V Anti-Pain
ray* rettovs m* la a
wUr, who suffers
GEORGIA'S FAMOUS RESORT
THE WIGWAM