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THE WAYCROSS WEEKLY HERALD THE WEEKLY HERAIB A. P. PERHAM A SON. ■ Editors and Publishers. Entered at tba Post Office at Way- cross, Ga., aa second else nutter.' The Evening Herald fa published ever/ evening except Sands/. The Weekly Herald over/ Saturda/. All subscriptions are pa/able advance. Advertising rates reasonable and made known on application. BATES OF SUBSCRIPTION: Dali/, One Year 15-00 Dali/, Six Months |1 -W Dali/, Three Months f 1-25 Weekly, One Year WAYCROSS, OA., OCT. 17. U0«. Well, what has the Atlanta' Journal got to say about It now. . It turns out that Brown's msjorlty over Carter Is considerable over 100,- 000, and Cartor claims fraud. Hoke Smith and the Joe Brown Doys will attend to that democratic white primary noxt time. Don'f worry about that The cours have decided that liquor ads can be delivered through the mall. Liquor ads are no good. It Is the straight tiling that our friends want. 4 The railroads In the Northwest re- port many call* for tickets for home •ifkeri coming a-nuth. South Georgia will welcome t.iera. ■ + Mr. Hearst might ss well withdraw his emlsarics from Georgia. There will be no Indenpendenco party organ ised bore. * Mr. Brown recelveJ nearly the same vote In the guncral election last Wed nesday that he did In the June primary The Brown vote will stick. The Democratic part/ seems to he doing business at the old sund . The Independence party died a'borntng In Georgia last Wednesday. It la suggested that the blind tigers will have a fair exhibit In Atlanta at the fair. Little Joe makes It a point to carry the other fellow’s home county and precinct every time. 4 Yancey says he will decline to have his name placed In the category with the "also rans." + Let* get bu»y for Dryan now boy*. Georgia should and will give him aa large a majority as she J14 Brown. —•§»“-“ ■' The Atlanta preacher* ara after Mayor Joiner. If the don't mind they will elect him Mayor again. * Democrats of Michigan baliove that the Republican Imbroglio over the gub ernatorial nomination will result in the election of the Democratic candi date, Lawton T. Hemans. + Yancey Carter did not get a single vote In Charlton county last Wednes day. We shall Insist that Mr. Brown put Charlton county on his staff. Wiley Williams has been elected rlson commissioner, but his term ol office may expire before he is sworu in. A Thomasville Republican has bet two cents that Taft will carry eOor- glo. That's almost as bad as tho Way- cross man who said he wanted to bet that Carter would carry the state. + There are eight presidential candi dates in too field this year but like the hen which was "sitting standing up", all but two of thorn seem to be rfinnlng standing atlll. 4—•— We wish all tne democrats In the world wore as true blue as old Dick Grub. Why wo verily believe he would vote for his satanlc majesty if ho were nominated by tho democratic party. 4- The xtory now goex lhut President Rooeevelt will not himself take the stump tor Toft, but will send Secre tary Root. Tho president has evi dently decided that It Is a case of "root h0 * or "MUUi The Tlmes-Unlon thinks Jones Should bo governor of Georgia next time. Brown will serve two terms If ho lives and then the lace is spoken for by another party whose name la not Jonea. 4- Providence permitting, the Senior Editor of the Herald will go to Atlanta tomorrow to meet Judge Pate, of Haw* klnavllle and attend the quarterly as sembly of tho Trustees of the old vet* oran* home. 4 Senator Bacon will make speeches for bMr. Bryan, if he could have au diences averaging with the United State* senate In Intelligence ho would be tho most effective speaker of the whole number with tho single excep tion of bis great leader.—Tlmea-Unlon. We don’t believe little Joe threatened to kick anybody out of office a* toon as he was made gover nor. If he ha* made such a threat we bog that he will not carry it Into ef fect. 4 — Disfranchisement," ns referred to the measure voted upon in the election Wednesday, is a misnomer. The new law simply means that the negro must go to school and educate himself In order to ho a voter.—Valdosta Times. —!—— - It takes one of the radiant and Jlmpled little pants-pAchlng, sock- darning, hash-constructing brides, of Grand Old Texas to rip a symphony out of a cooking stove," says the Houston Post. • -- —•!« "That snobbish fellow declares he\» been presented at court. He saya he was presented by a grand lord." "More than likely he was presented by n grand Jury."—Baltimore Araerl- GEORGIA'S DOODLE DEES. Birmingham Age-Herald. Georgia, which, of course, meant At lanta, has accumulated uew unorgan- fixed factors popularly known aa Doodle Dees. They have become num erous, and a Doodle Dee confeence l* soon to be held. Like the chamellon. the doole dee changes his political views with every change of the political wind. In other words, be Is a nimble and alert oppor tunist. The candidatures of Thomas E. Watson and John Temple Gravea, both Georgians, to say nothing of the ticket presented by the big parties, operates to Increase the number of doodle dees who are tied loose. Some think the doodle dees may control the electoral vote of Georgia, but one has to be almost a doodle dee himself to tbiuk In tjiat way, Georgia will be true in November to the olJ historic party. The doodle dee Is evidently a prod uct of political undest He Stands ready to burn all bridges behind him for the purpose of taking a new de parture, and perhaps he could be In duced to repeat the process ad infini tum. He is not a useful creature, being as a rule both selfish and vain glorious in his efforts to become the balance and controlling factor In his state. eGorgia seems to be his nat ural habitat, and when we Bay Georgia we mean Atlanta, for outside of At- •anta there are few doodle dees. Tie subject has attracted the atten- .on of D rector Jcues of the Lns An- jeloa public library, and the Georgia papers are endeavoring to explain to aim who the* doodle deea are and what they stand fer in Ooorgia. The truth 13, tfcoy do not stand long for any one thing anywhere. When you call a girl a kitten ' You are sure to get a pat; So why should you get the mitten When you say she U a cat? But you do. If you say a girl's a vision. It will fill her with delight; So there should be no collusion When you say she la a sight, But there is . You call a man a aly old Jog; He oaks you In to sup; # Why should he get bis wrath agog When you say he is a pup But it does. "Little Joe" Brown got the biggest majority yet given a Governor of Geor gia, and he Is going to get just as big a one two years hence. He Is going to make an executive of whom the en tire state will be proud.—Valdosta Times. + Mapy people must have wondered how It is that a lion came to be call ed a lien, a bear a b?ar. and so on. A clever professor tells us that the real reason is thU; When A Jam killed his Aral animal he discovered It to enclosed In a bear skin, so he prompt ly decided to call It a bear. ThU ex plains everything! — In Middle Georgia a day or two ago ago the same court sent one man to jail for six months for violating the dispensary law and another to jail tor three months for attempting la perpetrate a homicide. Thus It would ■sem that trying to kltl a man U only i half as had as selling him a drink]eggs. But savages consider crab meat of whiskey.—Savannah News. 4 unholy. * • 4 ,♦.* 1 ‘g&iiSBJSB Two robberies were committed in Valdosta the uight after the track | dogs had been taken away to hound the man who shot O'Neal at Nabunta, < Track dogs are a good thing to have 1 around. | BEAUTIFUL SENTIMENTS ABOUT WOMEN. Remembor, women is most perfect when most womanly.—Gladstone. Earth has nothing more tender than a pious woman’s heart.—Luther. AU 1 am. or can bo. 1 owe to my angel mother.—Abraham Lincoln. Disguise our bondage as we will/tls woman, woman rules us still.—Moore. The soclty of ladles is the school of polltiness.—Monfort. Heaven will be no heaven for me if I Jo not meet my wife there.—An- *ew Johnson. Even la the darkest hour of earthly ill. woman’s fond affections glows.— ?and. No can can either live piously or die righteous without a wife.—Richter Eternal Joy and everlasting love there's in you, woman, lovely woman: —Otway. Wooi a need not look to thoso dear >th is* c know their moods.—Howell Yes, woman’s love U free from guile, Hoke Smith put up a fine argument (or Bryan In hU letter to the, New York World. Thero are not many of them who can beat him arguing case.—Valdosta Times. A compliment from the Valdosta Times for Hoke ,8mlth arc'wja well for a peaceful settlement of the prev ious question. * 5- Tho tobacco folks of Decatur and Grady counties in this state, and of Gladsen, Leon and Madison counties In Florida, have gone busted. The very bottom has dropped out of the tobacco business and Investments amounting to hundreds of thousands of dollar^ have disappeared through the hule. People from around Havan* na tell us that hundreds of people there are jobless and are looking for a country whose goJ is not tobacco. We tried^to get those Florida people as long as two years ago to divide their energies between tobacco and hog and hominey. but they scoffed. We aaw the present disaster appro- chlng then in the shape of continued tobacco growing and not enough corn production. The hog and hominey route.—South Georgia Home. WHAT WE EAT. The Hollander eats decayed shark but turns with disgust from bread aod butter. Tho Chinese are fond of stewed dog. but consider beef unhealthy. The Turk deems dried grasshoppers a delicacy, but an oyster fills him with abhorrence. The English eat pertmlnkles, kind of sea snail, but will have none of the French escorot—a land snail fat tened on vine leaves and strawberries. The West India native adores a sup per of baked snake and palm worm* fried In his own fat, but the very thought of stewed rabbit makes him shudder. The African bushman eats cater- pillars, but scorns ltmburger cheese. Savages eat all eggs, barring none. They eat' Hoards' eggs, alligators' turtles' eggs, ants' j ... sA-i-ia* r*>. 'orrU. ‘ Happy bo ho with such a mother! faith In womankind. Meat* with his blood, and trust in all things high. .'omes easy to him, and though he trips and falls. —Tennyson. FA8TER OCEAN TIME. To travel from New York to Eng land In three days will be possible as soon as a new steam engine in vented by Mr. Werry, a young Aus tralian shall have been built into one of the largest ocean liners. At least that is what the Inventor himself claims and he cays that his engine will require no more coal then the en gine of a slow freighter and cost* ev en less to build. The wonderful en gine at first sight seems very little different from the reciprocating engine now In use, but each engine does work in two different directions at one—as each cylinder is provided with two pistons and two piston rods, two crank* and two shafts being provided. The enormous advantage of this is that all shocks due to the work done In one direction is counteracted by that done in the opposite direction and In consequence it Is possible to run a 75 horsepower engine on an ordi- ary table at full speed without any fixtures so smooth la the running. The engine or rather its principles can be equally well applied to gasoline motors In which case the wear and tear would be reduced to a minimum and if applied to automobiles all vi bration would be done away. The Georgia School of Technology is better equipped and orgaLw In departments than ever beforfcRmd pre pared to do the best work in its history. Free Scholarships In order to afford the young men of Georgia high class technical educa tion, fifteen free scholarships are assigned to each County in the State. Take immediate advantage of this opportunity and write for latest * catalog, containing all-in formation necesssr 7 for prospective students, and setting forth the ad vantages of the Georgia Tech. Advanced courses in Mechanical, Electrical, Textile, and Civil Engi neering, Engineering Chemistry, Chemistry and Architecture. Ex tensive and new equipment of Shop, Mill, Laboratories, etc. New Library and new Chemical Labora- , The demand for the School's grad uates fa much greater than the supply. Noxt session opens Sept 30th. For further information address K* G. MATHfSON, A. W-. IL n. rres, Ailanta, Ga* "Time was when merchants Imag ined that it was gockl advertising to merely keep the name and location of a store In the public eye. with an occasional generality concerning the store's alms and purposes. This prob ably served as well as anything in the days when people did not read ad vertising, nor let It influence their buying and selling. Under tho new conditions, however, people are read ing advertising In pursuit of Informa tion concerning the particular and specific things the stores have to sell, or that people have to offer. They expect to find In a store advertisement particular thing* that Interest them at moment. Tho advertisement which doe* not contain this informa tion may bo well written—may oe calculated to leave a pleasant Impres sion of a store or a business, but It will not serve to sell the good*. On the other hand, an advertisement, not half so well written, but containing facta, information and prices# will sell goods, will bring result; will accom plish things.' It takes more space, than the ad which does not sell the goods—but tho advertising bill Is also easier to pay." LIBED FOR DIVORCE. In the Superior Court of Ware Coun ty, November term 1SM)8. J. D. Felder, vs. Georgia Felder. To Georgia Felder. You are hereby required, to be and appear, personally or by attorney, at the November term of the Superior Court of Ware County, to be held on the 2nd day of November 1908, then and there to answer the complaint In the above stated cose. As In default of such appearance the court will pro ceed aa to Justice aa shall appertain. Witness the Honorable Thos. A. Parker, Judge of told court, this the Uth day of September 1908. E. J. BERRY. > Clerk 8. C, W. C. WHERE 18 THAT PROSPERITY? "Sir,” began the tramp, as he enter ed the lawyer’s office on the fifth floor accqrdlng to the New Orleans Pica- yun?, "have you any coal to carry up.” "No sir. This building is stehm heated in the winter." "Do you want me to go out after any gum?" "I never use It” "Want me to take out a ten dollar bllP and get change?" "I haven’t had a ten dollar bill In three months." "I am willing to scrug tho floor." "Tne Janitor does that." "I write a pretty good hand:" "I have nothing to write." "See here," said the caller, "there must bo something around your house * .-M Ui). . "I have r o'.d my hi me and boarding.” "Can’t yrv ua j me a witness In a law suit?" , "I have none on hand." "Want anybody licked?", "No. The only man I wanted lick ed died last Veek.” , "Can’t I take your mall to the post- office?" " I haven’t written a letter in a week." ' ’ * • •’ * "But don’t tell me you can’t give me ten cents." • "But I'll bye t<$. ; My -laundry just went, back because I couldn't pay for r . "And right here/ln this paper," aald the tramp, aa he struck hli breast, "is On article saying that times have Im proved 50 per cent since last fall, and all we must do to get out of the woods Is to have faith!* Say, hold me in your arms and let me starve to death. A Scotchman stood beside the bed of his dying wife, and in tearful, ac cents asked wav there anything he could do for her. Yes, 8andle," she said, "I’m hop ing you’ll bury me In Crcaburn Kirk- yard." But, my lass." he cried, "only think of the awful expense! Would ye no be comfortable here in Aberdeen?" No, 8andle; I’d no rest In my grave unless 1 were buried In Creabifrn." It’a too much you’re askin,” said the loving husband, "and I cannot promise ye ony such Cling." "The, 8andle l'U no give you ony peace until my bones are at rest In Croaburn." THIS-GLORIOUS GOLDEN CLOCK FREE tor a f«w minutes of your time. No one who has a home to live in can afford to miss this truly .GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, ’ To secure FREE of eharg. x Clock, tho most Important thing In the home. And such a Clock, tool BEAUTIFUL GOLD AND GUARANTEED FOR TEN YEARS. BEAD EVERY WORD OF THIS GREAT OFFER To get this beautiful Clock FREE Is the simplest thlnr In the world. All you have to do Is write me a postal card and say you wont to get It Z will then send you br mail, pre paid, a carefully wrapped package of handsome portraits of George Washington, and ask you to show them to your neighbor*. These portraits are copies of the best known painting of the first President of the United States, and are different from and handsomer than any pio* ture of tho kind you ever This Is just the picture for the dining-room or sit ting room. and. because the very name George Wash ington strengthens the love of home and country In old and young alike, everybody will want one of them and will he glad to pay for It on the liberal proposition I will authorise you to make. You only have toi collect $5 in this way to make this Glorious Clock yours forever. TWO BEAUTIFUL EXTRA GIFTS In addition to the Clock I havo two other lovely presents which I will glva you—two more handsome ornaments which anyone who lovss a pretty homa — will send tq you FREE AND T— _ gifts I _ I-Ain X. «oon as I fscslve tho postal card with your'namo on ItT The other ons I will (It. to /on-Just for Min. prompt in following my Instructions. - will tell you all aboutthi second extra gift, when I lend tho first ons, whit, I will do as soon ns I bur from yon, so HURST up. . | YOU TAKE NO CHANCES in .writing to .ms, because. If the Clock aJ ■ ” prove to be even batter than X havo M scribed It, and if It does not delight you in aver/ way, you may send It baa and I will pay you handsomely la cash for your trouble. Also, If yon (St s3 or for any other reason fall to collect all of the ft, I will pay you w.U for wB you do. So you sec, TOU CAN’T LOSE, bo sit right down and writs to mo L. follows: op. R. OSBORNE, Manager, Xa.bTlllc, Toon. niu.Mitaitb.Me, trait. of Otoontn^WsAtoart« aai complete ontat for .amiss to. Gi.riowe S.Mm Clock, with the mSantaalta* that tile does not hind mi to gay jw# mm mat.- Then put your name and address, a > GEORGIA—WARE COUNTY. Will b* eoid before the court house door of Ware county, during the legal hoars of tale on the first Tuesday In November. ISOS the following .de scribed personal property to wit: One machine lathe, levied on aa the prop erty of the J. H. Glilon Machine Co., to satisfy a Ufa Issued from the City Court of Waycroas In favor of E. S. Moberly vs Tho J. H. GlUon Machine Company. D. A. Woodard, rffcARTIER ^r.nJfXd’K flmnla ralm. T.i'nrn. il in all.... twelve week*’ holding position! with leading Arm* *!1 the South after eight to * course*. Send for tho proof. BOOKKEEPING troght *7"Acntnt Business Transactions" irom the *urt. The most practical end comprcbcuirire course taught In the Snath. One who com plete* our coarse can keep flLjr set of books wr anjr Uns of business. .TEL'eGRAPHY. This department ts Ja Charge of an operator or twenty year*’ nrac- Meal experience. Railroad wire* run into school. We havo contract* with railroads to cmploraU ofonrgraduates ron to JltoOFcr a jJ£'thl 0n/0r EMh ° f ° Ur Groduatcs - « Good Board at from Si 2.00 • Writ* todsrftw Handsomely Illustrated Catalog. Courses by.MsIl. J. O. &AGWELL, Pros., 19« Peachtree St., Atlanta, Go.' Pleasant to take The new laxative. Does not gripe or nauseate. Cures stomach and liver troubles and chronic con stipation by restoring the natural action of thestom- ach, liver and bowels. Nafus* aubaUtutaa. Prloa BOo. CENTRAL PHARMACY. UNION PHARMACY. F0I£YSB0HIT“»TAR sheriff. | a,dW(ni«AM>i. /.»iat« | A LETTER FROM NORTH CAROLINA Wimnton, N. CL—I was nearly dead j with kidney affection for tlx months, I growing worse all the time. My esse nn,ljle to get. about but UtUe. I bad tried everythin* with “‘ u « I*"***. I took three bottles of otuarts Buchu and Juniper and was perfectly cured. Am nowSmU sod sU . owe W Ufe to Stuarft Bacht, and Juniper.—H. T. Macon. , }' rm suffer with backache, dull head- sdie, swollen feet, stiff joints, and have 2® “* r O\“d see imaginary specki to trouble! y ° B h * V ° •yoptoto* ofEdney Stuart’s Buchu and Juniper trill relieve E-S(flESfsw Start Drag Manufacturing Co. ATLANTA, CA. hslpitttiooofibe heart Digests wtuiyou sat