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THE OAWSOiS WEEKLY JOURNAL. ■ ..V . if-- ————- ■ _ BY J D. HOYL & (JO. itutusott edlfcltln lourmil PUBLISBW BVKKY IHORSD4Y. 1 V * * jt: lIMS— Strictly in advance. Three months ••••••“•$ 76 months I on? y ear ;v •i • (i, L . in il iter tilers :-*-The money 1 foa ad vertishig considered due after first inser “ Advertisements inserted at intervale robe ed as new each insertion. An additional charge of 10 per cent will be made on advertisements ordered to be to serted on a particular page. Advertisements under the head of “Spe cial Notices” will be inserted for 16 cents nor line for the first insertion, and 10 cents rer line’for each subsequent insertion. Advertisoments'in the “ Local (column, willbe inserted at S# cents per line for the first, and 20 cent- per line for each Bubse ntient insertion. J All communications or letters on business tended for this office should be addressed “Tiie Dawson Journal ” legal advertising rates. Sheriff sales, per levy of 1 square $4 00 Mortgage sle.< per levy 8 00 Tax sale", per lew 4 00 Citations for Letters of Administration 400 Anplioa'ion for Leitcrs of gu-rdia ship 6 00 Application for Dismission from ministration 10 00 Application for Dismissiom bom Guardianship... 6 00 Application for lesvo to ar 11 Land— >ne sq |5, each additional equare 4 00 Application for Homestead 8 00 N'otice to debtors xnd creditors ... 600 i,and sales, per sqaare (inch) 400 Sale of Perishable property, per sq 3,00 Eatrav Notices, sixty days.... ... 800 Notice to perfect service 8 00 Rule Nisi, per square .. 400 Rules to, establish lost papers, per sq 400 Rules compelling titles, per square.. 4 00 Rules to perfect" service in Divorce cases 4 10 00 The above are the mipimum rates.of legal advertising now charged bv the Prats of Georgia, and which we shall strictly adhere to in the future. We hereby give final no tice lht no advertisement of this class wil be Mihlished in the Journal without the fee is paid in advance, only in cases where we bave special arrangements to the contrary iVo&ssicnal ©arfts N. B. Barnes, ' REPaTREROF i/I.WATCHES, CIOCKS, and Jewelry. Office on Mum etrcei Dawson, Oi. Satislaction guaranted. Charge tais tumble. gap 6,6 m. i n, GUEnur, * jas. o pahks GUERRY & PARKS, tttorney? and Colipjelors at Lain, DAWSON, - GEORGIA. PRACTICE in the Stme and Federal Court?. Collections made a fpocbiiT- Promptness and dispatch guarantied ami insured. Nov Ilf R. F. SIMMONS, Atf’u at I oW SL bocil fcctcitp JrrH /lu J Ul LUII U IIUUI pUUU f l{j l) Dawson, Terrell County, Ga- QPK IAL ajeniion given to collections, O eonvevancing and investigating titles to Real Estate. Oct. 18, tf T. Hi I^iCICKTT, Alt 1 y & Counselor ai Law, f\FF ICE with Ordinary in Court House. " * All bii-ines? en Misled to his care will receive prompt sod edteienf attention. Jalfl •I. J. BKOK, Attorney at Law, Hai'Ku*. Cullioim < utility, Gn. t\ ill practice in the Albay CircuiiHrdelse iiere in the State, by Contract. Prompt at' ten'ion given to all business entrusted to his care. Collections a specialty. Will also in vestigate i iales aud buv or soli real Estate in .alhaiin, ISaker and Farly Counties. ,n *rch 21-t.f U G CA RTL£ DGE, Attorney a t Law - - GEORGIA. \Y ** s ' rc ‘ c ' oße attention to all biisi ni*s entrusted to his care in Albany '‘‘AWt- *-/y. 4-Iv L. C. HOY^i. Attorney at Law. Bawion, Georgia. *• tj Janes. c. a. mcd >kald- Janes & McDonald, Att orneysi at Law, DAV/SOV, - OEOkGIA. o®cf at the C< urt House. 7s tr.' 1 Om CAT 1 LOG (IE •* 18T8. oI L/opigrs, printed on tinted paper, Tho Elegiint Colo-ed 1 and illustrated with a great nn-lt baro! etignaings, giving prices, description And cultivation of plants, flower and “* se *dt, bulbs, trees, shrub*, etc , will be ®i'-e.l for lo coots, which we will dednct ronifirst order. Mailed free to our regular 'tawcmern. Dealers price list free, Address MAftZft NEONRR, mrseile, Kr. - 1 iicjfvoue, exhausting, and paiuful dis- P J' l f -peeddy yield to the curative influences Z !t e Pnlvermacher’a Electiic Belts and ua b4s. They are safe, simple, and effective can he ersils applied by the pa ient Book, with lull particular*, mailed Address Pulveraacher Galvanic Cos., bineiuuati, Ohio. infi * week in your own town. |t> Otnffl ", V five* Xo ri*k. Header, it you want 1 Bla J* at which persons of eitheir sex ,*f le Kfeat pay all tnetitne they work, t. , Particulars to H. Haiaitt ft Cos., Maine. FebZl,ly_ £ h.a iitr. 8T CIIAUL.ES F. AIIAiIS. toil veuld’nt (link tnin^ /ran, Vhote.Ter w.inkle.- her prow rr , k"ng haf been; Vos dei frnuli n biutnp n d f a ; r Mil tier vat} fl , XO tt hair, 1,0 111,1 v <o centime heart enshare: Mine Ka’iine. • : ■ (lltnp seems sltord to me bttnce ve game acrosed dei pea, Jo der ff. untty off der tree Ve’d nefer seen ; loud ve hear do fieoples gay Ilhi re vasvork und hlently pay, t?o I ehtartxd tiglnl avav Mil Kstiine. Oh, der ahoy dot filled h iae house V hen dm K opt oidi JlY.eter K.ause iirougnt ÜB‘‘Leed'e Yawcot. btruuss” Miveet und cleHtt; Yhy, I don‘d pelief mine eyes Vhen I look, now, mi surhrise, On dot feller, shust tier size Ofi Katrine! Den “do! leedle boy off mine,” Hevas grown so tall und fine Bhust so sdrait as any pine You efer seen ; Und der heoples all Agree booch fin** poysdey nefer see. (Dey looks much more like me As Katriue.) Veil, ye haf ourcriefg und alloys, Und dhere’s naught our lole des troys, But I miss dose leedle peys Dot used tc been ; Und der tears vill sor-edime edart, Und I leeis so sick at heart, Yen I dinks I soon must pan From Katrine, Oldt Time vill goon pe here, Mu his sickle, und his sphear, Und vill vhishrr in mine ear Mil sober mien: “You tnu*fi cooai along For id vas der JLoid’a de roe ; Und von nay doge poys juu’ll see Und Katiiue.” —DttroWFree Prens. *•*. %1 V’ery old Man. At a recent meeting of physicians in Bogota, Dr Luzi Hernandeze read a paper of unusual interest. It was an account ot a visit he had paid to one Miguel Solis, a half-breed laruier living in tho fort hills of the Sierra Mesilla. The remaikuble thing about Migm-I is that he gives bintself out as 180 years old. ‘‘more or less,” and that all of his neighbors believe it is a good deal more rather than less- — Gray-headed men told th<“ Doctor that they remembered Miguel as a reputed ceritet.arian “’hen they were boys ; al so that the name of Miguel Solis, col ored farmer, appeared in a list, still preserved, of the contributors to the building fund of a Ftanciscan mon astery rear San Sebastian, which was founded iu ITJz, and that the present Abbot is positive it is the same man. The Doctor found the old fellow at work in his orchard—parchment skinned, robust, active, his snow-white hair twisted turban fashion around ids bead, and his eyes so bright that the Doctor felt ur comfortable when thy weie turned upon hitn. Ques tioned as to his habits, Miguel told the Doctor that the seer t of living a cent ury or two was very simple, merely never getting drunk and never over feeding. “I eat only once a day—a big, hearty tnea', which it often takes me half an hour to get through with ; but you see, it is not possible in a half hour to eat more than you can digest in the next twenty-four ” He went on to say that he hadu’t made up his mind about meat, but did not ea' much of it; he fasted on the first and middle days of each mouth, eating nothing, bntdiinking all the water he could swallow; healwaysletcooked ifood cool before tasting it; that was why his teeth were so sound as 180 years ago- It is hardly necessary to add that all the Indians of the neigh borhood firmly believe that old Miguel has sold his soul to the devil. ef N Eagle that Whipped Three Dag* The great bald eagle of Batson Creek rauge, Georgia, was killed by Mr. William C. Coleman on Saturday morning last. This eagle ba9 been known for five years in the section where it was killed. lie has beer. a pest to stock raisers in that commu nity. We have just measured tho foot, which is exactly eight inches from point to point —one claw measured 3i inches, outside measurement. The eagle measured 7 feet and 10 inchet fiom tip to tip ot his wings, and had whipped three dogs after he was eho and one wing broken. He was a fa tal foe to lambs and pig*.— Eattman Timet. DAWSON, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, APRIL 4 1878. ben <■ tor l/orrr’s Ureal *peeih WAsmfGTqjr, March 25,—The speech of 8 nator Home, Republican, of \V iso*.nein, to-day, ana going the fraudulent Adjninistiation. drew an immense audience to the floor of the SenatP. Howe is not uaueliy an at tractive bpeaker, aid the aud ence did npt expect a very exciting or 'livening entertainment, hut it was agreeably disappoin ed Although a veiy te dious and uninfeie.sting extempore, eons speaker, Senator Howe is one o{ tlie most Vigorous and excellent poll* ical writers of the present day Ilia speech was carefnl v prepared, ai d, bariing a little afF-*cation was well lead. ~lt cunmnmhd ths closest at tention ■ £. both sides of the chamber, an the telling poinls made f.equent ly draw applause and excited the mirth of Deuiuci ats as well as Repuo lican be ators. The speech was made for a puipose. It was the resell of deliberation, and was intended to sepai are the Republi can party from the Fraudu ent Ad mluistrUion. A more scathing and a morn nißicilness atra gninetit never was made in tlie Seriate' chamber The men who have planned his at atiack upon Hayes, and hia socalled p.’li.y knew who to selec* tor the leader of the skirmish Hue. The speech of HjOWe is epigramatic and tacy with apt illustrations It will he entertaining readii Every point is skilful.y , and attentively jut. A stronger and more popular .dniinis tration tlian tha- of RetnMiiag li ard Hayes could scarcely suivive such an attact The masses of the Bepub.i oan party at the North cannot iuii :o respond M this sp* ecti It is so adroit so insidious, so clever- that it must be widely re.. J, aud mu t produce a pro found impression Thu pertineut question a-ked to-night by the uniniti mated is What is to foliowf I a.u not able to answer authoritatively, but I suspect that, unless some of the few friends of hts Fraudulency in the Senate are indiscreet enough to at tempt to answer Howe, uothmg will follow immediately. The men who are to lo.lew Howe on this same line of attact will give the public time for reflection. It; due order others will have their say, but unless Mathews or some other foolhardy Democrat takes up the cuogei in dr fence of the Fraudulent Administration, it will be some weeks befoie another speech is made. The disr.reet Democrats do not propose to let one of their side speak if they caw prevent it. If Mat thews does make a speech for Hayes he will be the worst used up man the Senate h(_s evet seen —Hew York Sun. GUT OM' THE T^P£/f.r “Out of the tavern, I’ve just stepped to-night; Stieet! you ars caught in a very bad plight, Right hand and left are both out of place— Street! you are drunk! t’is a very clear case! Moon ! t’is a very queer figure you cut — Oue eye is staring, while t’other is shut; Tipsy 1 see, and you’re greatly to blame; Old as you are, t’-s a terrible sham-. Then thestieet lamp?,—whut a scand alous sigh: ! None of them soberly standing up right; , Rocking and ewaggering-why on my woid, Each ot the lamps, is as drunk as a lord ! All is confusion—now is’ot it odd, I am tbe only thing sober abroad '( Sure it were rash with this crew to remain Better go into the tavern again.” Killed by a PnfT of Tobacco Smoke. On Sunday afternoon, while John Connelly of 100 Van Bureti street, Brooklyn, was playing wilt his little son, aged 14 months, who was in his lap, he playfully blew a puff of tobac co smoke Into his face. Tbe child coughed, gasped lor breath, and back unconscious. In a lew miuntes it died from suffocation. Tbe physi cian who was summoned said that the child bad probably sucked the smoke into its throat and had been unable to discharge it. The father became a!, most wild with grief.— 2?nc York Sun. The death of tbe Pope caused over a million pairs of black gloves to be Boldin Pans. I .1 Good /T'llf, Sleep [The following account cf two lit'le lit>ys who went to sUep one winter and did not wake tip until the nest spring, we are assuied by the writer is strictly true wonderful as the fact may appeal to our young readers Hero is the story J Grandpa betan by tolling Cuhiu and hie bf two little boys who went t-j bed one’night in winter and never got up till the next spring. Kobin-.“What a que-i story !” A'chie—“Who ever heard ot such a tiling! Wbat did make them sleep >o long ?” Grandpa—“l suppose their little limb* were tired with moving, and their tongues with talking; and that sum I mill—the stomach that grinds so much bread and meat, needed to stop and rest a long while.” Aiohie—“But grandpa, how quern it was that the chi drnn slept so long; do tell u# how it was.” Grandpa —“I slia ’t have time t<>- n'gtit, wait :i 1 to-morrow morning.” Cohin “How can we wait so long ” Giandpa—“Go 'o bed and go to as b<i< " as you cun ; tune goes fasten the land of Aod. Tlieres sis ter Kate com ng for you now. Po.y the dear Lord our souls to keep. and to let us all See the moruiug light again.” After the children wore in bod and aleue;. they ware,heard talking.— Grandpa listened a* the foot of the stairs. “I wonder if those * boys didnlt starve to death in that long sleep?” said tit le five-year-oid Robin. “Why no;” replied the senior ol ha//putt six ; “didn’t grandpa cay 'hajr both got up in the spring?” “Don’t yob suppose they were great deal bigger .vheu they got up thnu when they went to bed?” asked the former. “I guess they w<r;” people must grow in their sleep I know '.the squashes ami brans grow at night,” said the si ge A-obie. “But, Boh, do let’s stop talking, so we can get to the lam of Nod and get back again, aud hear all about that strange story.” Soou a lair morning did dawn upon childhood end old age. Grandpa was just putting the snowy foam over his face when he heard the feet.of Ins little ponies hu ijing to his doer. They were impatient to w*ii till the shaving v as done ; so the kind old gentleman, to please his darlings cleared away a little of the snow about his lips, and took the children on h s knees. “Now for the story,” said he. “Once upon a time two .ist’e boys went to bed on the last night of winter and got up the Gist morning in spring.— Yesterday wts tho last day of winter this is the first day of spiirig. The two little boys are Archie and Robin Dale ” Then the children laughed and shouted, and kissed gtandpaovor and over. They got soma ol the white froth on their rosy checks, but they didn’t cure. They go- some, too, on beautiful br.ld head, but he didn,t care. —New York Observer Ruin Pool. Happt Result of as Att emit at Suicide—A dispatch froir- Providence; R 1., says: “Kuke Delourjj, the wo man who attempted suicide last Sun day by taking arsenic, left/hero this evening tor N- w York, accompanied by Albert Skinner' of Hartford, apd it said on good authority that they were married before they left. Skii ner became infatuated with Kate some years ago, and would have married her then but for the opposition of his parents. He saw the account of her attempted suicide in the papers, and immediately came hare to administer to tier wants. There was a large crowd at the depot when they depart ed. Skinnei is apparently about thir ty years of age, and lias wealthy pa rents in Hartford. He is in tbe paper business.’’ “This is nice butter, my boy,” said & country store-keeper to a twelve year old urchin, who bad brought a pailful of that article to market —“nice butter. I’ll take all your toother has to sell.” “I don’t believe she’ll eel! any more,” said the boy, “.cause I beard her say she wonln’t have sold this only a rat fell in the cream, so she did not want to use it hetsell.” The Se"nation s of Hanging Duiing the past week the.gallows has been unusually busy, and the re sult has been extremely disastrous to ! the central flguies in these ghostly 1 exhibi'ions. Some time since the i j American press was dtscusstng the j question : ‘‘Doesi* hurt a man to hong I him ?” The cor elusion arrived at seern i ed to be that hanging ".as a painless death. Now seine of the English magazines are speculating on ttie sen sations of a hanged person, and they almost make out that hanging is rath- era plesauralie and desirable opera tion One person who wii" hung, lo all intents and purposes, and alhr wai Is revived, declared that he felt no pain, and his only sensations were ol fire before his eyes, wbicli changed first to black and then tp sky-blue. These colors are even a source ol pleasure. A culprit who was revived when almost dead, complained that, having lost all pain in an iust .nt, he ad been taken Irom a light of which tne charm defied de@. riplion. Another criminal, who escape l thiough the breaking of the halter, said that, at ter a second or two f suffering, a light appeared, and across it a most beauti tu aveiiui of trees." All agree that turf uneasiness is quite momentary, that a pleastiiable feeling inr.mediate y succeeds, that colors yf vatiousjhu hs start up lief >re t..e eyes, and that tlmse having b' en gaznd at tor a limit* >d space the rest is oblivion. It this is the c>se Michigan uiuidrcrs may re_rot the law that cuui.ign the ~to a living town instead it treatin'.* them to an entertaining chromatic exhibi tion. i— ~ m '•tight it Out A story is told of a duu liter of a prominent person now in tho lecture field which is peculiarly interesting auggeelive of Uuconcious wi doni. A gentleman was invited t the lec turer’s house to tea. Immediately on lining seated at tie- table the little girl astonished the family ciieie and guest by the abrupt question ; - “Whereis vour wife?” Now the gentleman, havii g been recently sepatated from tbe partner ..f his lile, was taken So completely by surprise that he stammered form the truth; “I don’t know ” •‘Don’t know!” replied the enfant iernbU. “W >y don’t you know?” Finding that the child persisted in her interiogatoiies* despite the mild reproof of her parents, cor eluted t < make a chum breast of the matter and have it over at once. 8o he said with a calmness which wan the result of inward exple “Well, e don’t live together; we think as we can’t agree, we’d better <1 (\ f .” He stifled a groan as the child be gan ..gum, aud darted an exasperab and look at hrr parents. But the little torment would not be quieted, until she exclaimed: “C-u’t agree 1 Then why don’t you fignt it ont, as pa nd inn do ?” “Ye. glance is mine,” laughingly retorted the visitor, after “pa an ( ' “rna” exchanged looks of holy horror, toilowod by the inevitable lour.— Neu> Haven Regis’er. ' ♦■ m m The Grocer ’* i-iti to Hit* Preacher. The Covington (Ky.) eofrepodent tell- this : “A couuty merchant vis ited the city and purclraed liour a dol lar store a table-easu r, which he to k home with l.im, and after put’ing a a tug on it marked “814,’ made it a present to a Methodist preacher, whose chuch his fartiily attended. The rev erent gontlopisn took the pa-kuge home, opened ♦, apd examined the contents. The next day he brought the castor (with tag attached) back to the grocer yrnan, and srid to h;tn: “I am too poor in this woilds goods to afford to display so valuable acr.stor on my table, and if yon have no ob jection I should like to return it and take sl4 worth of groceries m it* stead.” The merchant could do|noth ing but acquiesce; but fancy his Jeei ings. A negro having been brought up before a magistrate, and convicted of pilfering, the magislrut began to re monstrate . “Doyou know how to read?’’ “Yes, inassa- little.” “D r you ever make use of your li ble f” “Yes, massa; strap ini razn on rm 1 sumtimes.” Strong tfuller. “Why is it, my son, that when you drop your br“ttd and flutter’ it always falls butter side downV" j “1 don't know ;it hadn’t orter do it. The strongest si le ort i be uppar i most, hadn’t i’, ma? and that is the strongest butter I over did see.” “Hush ! hush ! it’s sumo of your aunt's chuiniim 1” “What. Did she churn it? The great iazy thing I” ‘Your aunt ?” “No, t tie butter.” “ W fry, my son ?*’ “Toin>ke the old lady churn it 1 when it is plenty strong to cltnru it j n eif Don’t you think so, ma?” I “Be sti l, Zmi ;it only wants work ing over to fie good.” “Well, il I’se you, when I did I’d put in lots of colas es.” “You good for nothing ! I’ve eaten a great deal worse iu the most aristo-i orutio hoarding houses.” ‘ Weil, people of rank certainly ought to oat it.” “Why, peopie of rank ?” “Cause it’s rauk butter.” “You varmint, you 1 What makes you talk so smart ?” “Tlio utter liaa taken the skin off of my mouth, mother.” “Zihi, don't lie! I can’t throw away the butter.” “I’ll *fll yc, maim, what I’d do with it; I’d k ep it to draw blisters." “Well, rav son, if you keep on ly ing tbit way you’ll make an editor some day. Now blow your nose and go to hoeing in the garden Hoiv a .little Saved a Life. Charley Houston re| tes a very in 'eie.- tiog incident ol the railroad nec - dent whie occmei on the Fort Way ne road at Lakeville, Gain. Standing between two of the car*,' which wer loaded with horses and mules, was a hrakeman, win so name is not Famed. He iveut down with the wreck, be coming fastened between the cars,un der ten fee; of Water. His weak struggle to releasto himself were use less, and he concluded that in n few short seconds ad would beover. The mules had b- en kicking pretty lively in the car, and suddenly the broke* man felt the end boards give way. Then he received a t>nsendous kick on the thigh, Which sent, him out of tiia peiiious position to the top of the water. Hero he spluttered about un til a white mule ioe up arid siruck foi shore. Then the itrakeman grasp ed the animal’s tail and was safely carried ashore. Ilis injuries were not ro severo hut lie could be moved home to Giostlioo. Another mule es capedlry the same egress as the first, end the remaining animal peiisbed. Tho hrakeman should certainly pur chase that while mule and keep hiiu, for it has never occured before that a man’s life was saved by a mule, and may nevor occur again. — Pittsburg Telegraph. Two your.g fannors desired tbe ex clusive privilege of dancing with the stinie girl at Monet Vernon’ 111. There whs a quarrel, ending in an gre*‘- ment to settle thoijue'dtfhn with* fight.' The combatants ant. a few friends went io ft barn; but before beginning the fight one demanded that the other be seaichad, to see if lie had any weap on. The search was not thorough, for the searched man drew a knife, on finding that lie was being whip ped, and infilcEed a mortal wound. A little grandneph w of lMtice Bis msikwas sitting on the Prince’* knee the o*her day, when he suddenly cried our, “Oh unde, I hope I shall be a gr-at m<m like you when 1-gro* up!’’ “Why, my child? asked his ancle. "Because you are so great, nnd every cue fears you’’ “Wonln’t you rather every one loved you?’’ The child thought a little, and then replied. “No, uncle; cor when people love you tl ey cheat you, but when they fear you they let you cheat them.” Rockdale, (Tex.V messenger • Reck dale on Monday, witnessed a strange phenomenon. It was a shower ol leaves As far as the eye could teach the heavens above were filled with them, reminding one of the days of the gias&hojipors. I here was no commotion of the atmosphere to be observed in any direction on the hori zun. The su; p isition b that they were lifted up by immense wbirlwiud and carried a great distance. They were falling all day. VOL. XIV, —NO 7 THIiIKISIS What think you would be tho re* stilt if the euith should stop spinning around vhe euti ? Were you evor near a Dig* and intrioate machine when one of its wheels became clog ged or broken—near enough to hear i the gritting, jarring clash, the suddeu, deafening-crash ? Astronomers assure us that pipci*eiy similar effects, only on an inconceivably grander scale, would be produced if our earth—one cf the wi.eels in the universe rnachit e —should suddenly cease its revolu tion. In other words, there would be n general nlnsf and crash of satelli tes, planets, and systems What wo teim financial crises ore due to simi lar Cfius*s. Ore of the wheels in the finance-machine becomes dogged, per haps sha terr-d. The terrible Wall strsot “crash” which follows is con - * inuuicated to every part of the finan cial mechanism of the country. But analogies rJo not stop here. There is that other mechanism, the most intri- cate of all—sometimes called an organ ism he.; hi -e it generates its own foe s the tinman machine. When one o! it# membt rs tails to perform ite office, the whole system 19 thrown in to disorder. Members before con sidered unassailable, break down un der the nature! pressure. The shock comos, and utter prostration is the re sult. .Reparation q.m only be eff-cted by the restoration of the impaired parts and the re-adjustment of its lovers, — the physical forces. Thera is one put of the machine more lia file to disorder than any other, —the liver, -the great balance-whoel of thw machine. The liver being the groat depurat ing or blood-cleansing organ of tbe system, sot it at work and the fou’ corruptions which gender in the blond, and rot out, as it were, tbe machinery of life, are gradually expelled from the system. For this purpose Dr. Pierce’s Golden M dical Discovery, used dnily, and Dr.'Pierce’s Please i! Purgative Pellets, taken in vary small doses, are preon.inently the articles needed. They eureevery kindofhumor Irurn the worst scrofula to the the common pitnp'e, blotch, or eruption. Greet eating ulcers kindly heal un der their mighty curative influence, Vi ruleui u'Oi-i poison* iuuf lurk <H the system a.e by them robbed of iheir terrors, and by tneir pe.sever ing and somewhat profra’ted use thfc must tainted syatemamay bycomplete ly reuovAted und built up ..new En larged gland*, tumors and swellings dwindle -way and disappear tinder the influence of these groat resolv ents. Uncle lteniun .<* an Emigranti A colored mnn stepped Uncleßau.ua in the street tbeothorduy for tho pur pose ofgetting some information. “What’s nil die talk I hoar ’bout Li berter ?” he asked. ‘ What’s alb is talk you heerd ’bout do Freedman's bank?” responded Uncle Re uUB, somewhat savagely. ‘Dey tolls me,” continued the ne gro, “dat you don’t hav’ ter wuk out dere, less you wnnts ter.” ' “Day duz duz dey?” said Unci® re mus. “Dey asd dat you wuz gwice’ fer git forty doves an’ a mule ; an’ dey tolo you ler ter put yo’ money in do bauk, an, dut you’d get interest. Well I sp’ ck you got it; butofyou did, you sorter banged we out, fer I aiu’t got coder one net de udder.” “But-dis ain’t uj mule nerbankjhiz ness, Uncle Remus,” “Dal* w’at trubbles mo honey. 1 know dere’s plenty ®r loafers w’ii.t tough ter go, but I dunno who ter ii - wite. Dey say cofl’eo grows in t! Irunt yatd, an' de snn patches it m ‘ it fa'ls in a hole in de ground’, bii_ ilttr'j yo’ coffee/* ‘ You talk liksyou gwine.” •‘Oh l doz duz I? Weil I got tor git over de Ge >rgy fever fus.’ I dim e mine missin’ my mule an’ lan’, an’ ib* iuiiusi on my money in de Freedimin's Bank, hut I 'bpizes far lei mis* a m /'), I’ll drsp y ou a note w’en I etait •” • . An Eastern editor says a mar: in New York got himself into trouble , y dairying two wives. A Northern c< i tor replies by saying he knew # f-n - her of men who had got into t*t"V *e by marrying one. A Southern rcto-ta by saying,he knowa of son.a who got into trouble by merely j *'>rr ising to marry without going any further. 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