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Tha great popuiarity of Ayer's Hair Vigor is due to the fact ghat it cloauses the scalp, promotes the growth of the hair, prevents it from falling out, aud gives it that soft and silky gloss so essential to perfect beauty. Frederick Ilardy, of Roxbury, Mass., agentleman flity years of age, waa fast losing Lis Lair, and what remsined was growing gray. After trying various dressings with no effeet, he coramenced the uso of Ayer's Hair Vigor. “It stopped tho falling out,” he writes: wgnd, to my great surprise, converted my white hair (without staining ths scalp) to the soime shade of brown it had when I was 25 years of ago.” 5 A y ', Ten Vears Ycunger. 3rs. Mary lMontgomery, of Boston, writes: “Tor years, I wes compellied to wear a dress cap to couceal & bald spot on tie crown of my head ; but now Igladly lay the cap aside, for your Hair Vigor is bringing out 2 new growth, I could hardly trust my senses when I first found my hair growing; but there it is, and lam delighted. I look ten years younger.” A similar result attended the uss cof Ayer's Hair Vigor by Mrs. 0. O. Pres cott, of Chiarlestown, Mass., Miss Eassie H. Bedloe, of Burlington, Vt., Mzs. J. J. Burion, of Bangor, Lie., and numerous others, The loss of halr mey be owing to im purity of the biood or derangement of the st :;s.".vl:_:\.e:xi liver, in wnich case, & course of Ayer's Sarsaprriila or of Ayer's Pills, in connection with the Yiger, may be necessary to give bealth and tome to ail the fuactices of the body., At the same time, it cannot be o stronugly urged that nons of thess Ismedics cen do much good without & persevering triel and strict atieation W cleauly und tewmperate babits, -« Lunnts :Jn; ‘“!;p. ™ Ayui o Hair vigor, Tropared ¥y Nr. J.C. Aver & Co.. Lowe!l, Mass. Boid by Druggists aud Derfutaers. -E O ’ . &?:“'?3 V’;} : 22 N R ;Sl RSN i 0 &g e é‘*@i\ e Ly o ¥ A @ = gfi?\ D E i By B s QEL Lo ™ el il - ] YRGBT B o ™ B uxiGan v Wvai: a 8 e ¥ s Gl l@ n ® e Liniment sballddeid CTIRIB3 Biletlon, forsichcs, Contracted Lumbago, Erraing Musles Eosvaatam, | §irging Erspticrs, Ty Btizolog Eoef Al :;-u.. 8l Joints, Ecrsw !7“!\ Zackache, Worme, 1% e-.\.:!;, Swinney, :fl“ Ecres, @sddls Galls, njemg, Spavia Files, Comyg, Cracim, " YHia C3CD OLD STAND-RY Moomrisngg for eve: /9edy exactiy what4seleimed Brit. Onecf 1o ressons for the great popularity of e Nis-ng Liniment 1o tound tntte mutversal "'!:e&bfli:;‘. Everyboldy noods auch & madicine - The Lurzorman meedsa it in cnse of aceldent. ! The Mogsewife weads it for gonoral farsily use, { The Camalor neods It for Lis toamaaad his men. ‘:: Wechanic meeds it always oo his work » Tho Miner needs it tn case of emergency. » Tho Piozcorneods it—can‘t pet along withont it The Farmer naods it 1 his house, his stetle, B 4 b ooy yard, u“' Eteambent man or the Boatman needs 1a 1 rgy €upply alloat and sehore. The Horso-fancior needs it—it s his best Trlond ang safest rolianee, The Elock-grower needs It—l¢ wiil pave him Bongcnds o 2 dollars and a world of trouble. The Raiiroad man nesds f 6 £ad wiil neod 1t 80 0 00 1s 120 1: 4 rownd af aceidents aad dangere. Tho Buoky, sdeman needs it. Thers iz noth. S like 1t a 8 aa autidote for the dancers o if, Wxb 424 comtert which surrecnd tho ploneer. h:h Morchant moeds 16 about his storo among STployses. Aecidents wrill bappen, and when 0080 6izne the Mritang Liu‘meut 1o wanted 2t onee, Eosrn Basis intio Heuse, *Tis the best of ®conomy, :’o’ aßctile fn the Faclery. I'simmediate “' 880 of accidort saves pain and loes of wages *®® a Jettle Alwaysiu the Biabdle for Nae when wanted, i G ). ! " ” . 3 Y' . ¥ (ol s b - t ik 9 ; .mmj‘fi . 9 B 0 MAIR DALSAM R B :& Wie popelar favoriio for droselng o Bhi the hiir, Late ing eclor when 9’ R Bowr, 00l prev vulng Panara't, \‘ At o\ ? cloanse tho roaln, stops the IJ}{U Y bair foliing, cud 1 viro to pieass - & faw, ard 81,00 at Dravsivtn i "~ ~HINDERCOR K. "‘,-flmmd bewt onre far Corne, Prniome, &4 m"“ . TN SOmPrg b e ¢ '“W 1 cent it leuggie dlein @ O T MAWANN TOITRNAT THE DAWSON JOURNAL. JOEDAN & RAINEY. A GREAT MISIAKE HERD IHE WARNING THE merchants of Dawson ave still trying to make the people believe that GRO CERIES are very cieap in this market, buf that is only a blind. If you will just call on C. 8, ALLEN you will find that Staple Groceries are very high, but he will sell at as small a margin as any one. ke is on Lee street, opposite Court House. Dont fail to eall, Two Kiads of Girls. There are two kinds of girls, Ons is the kind thst appears bost abroad —the girls that are good for pariiss, rides, visits, balls ete | end whose chief delight is in all whichi appears best at home—the girls that new usaful and ehosrful in the dining room, the sick rcom aud all the preeints of home, They diffor widely in ehurgeter. Ona is frequently a tormeunt af home; the other a blsssivg. Ona i 3 a moth, cousumiag everything about her; the other is is 2 sunbeam, inspiring lifs and gladaess gll aloug her pathway, Which will you gtrive to be? e Pulling & Pedagog=o Americus Recorder, A few days ago Sheri®? Wilson receivad a letter from Shari®® G. T. Long, of Barbour county, Ala., containing a daseription of one B Johneon Multhews, a eslored school teacher fcrmerly of Daw ol, bat more recently of Bufanla, who wes a fugitive from justice charged with a grave ecrime, and whowas believed to bs hiding somewhere near this place. Sher. iff Wileen and Deputy Bass at onca began a search for the pad agogue aad soon lecated him near the Adsms planiation, where hs bad charge ci & floarishingschool. Ho was at ones takenin tow and brought {o this city whe-e he lapgaishes in jail awaiting the corcingofan Alabama officer with the proper pape:s for his transfer. In the moesatime ths gcholars will enjov au unlimited veeation a 8 it i 3 not likely that . Johvson M sithews will ever ayein “teach {he young idea bow to sioot” in that bsliwiek. The Strougest Han on Earth. Yirgivia Footlligat. There is & man oxn the Darson river, b.low Daytou, named An gela Cordetls, who eclaiws to be the strongest man ia the world He is an Ltalisu, aged twenty eight, and stands fve fect ten in.- ches, weighing 135 poanda. His stengtl was barn with him, for Le had no athletic traizing. lEa dil fers from other men chisflly in the osseous stractare. Although not of unusual size, his spinal esluwn is manch bheyoud the ordinary width, end hiz bones and joints are made op a eimilarly large end gapercu3 scale. He has Jiited a msn of 209 pounds with the mid die finger ol bis right haud. The man elood with ona foot on the floor, bis arms oautstretched, his handa gresped by two persons to balance his body. Cordella then stoopad and placed (ks third fin ger of his right haad uader the man's foot, and, with searealy ruy pereeptible effort, reised bim to o height of four feet and depoaited him on a table near st hand. Once twe powerfel man wayleid Cordel la with intent to thrash him, but he seized oue in esch hand and hammered them together wuziil lifo was nearly knooked oat of them. The Dacks Were Not “*Oar'a.™ Albany News. Yard on Jackson sireet. Six-year-old boy. Thee ducks. Yesterday. Boy epied ducks, gatherod an armful of rocks and opened an at tack. A man passed by, end, gasing what wes goinz, aaked, helf re provingly, “What are you trying to kill those ducke for?” «They sin't our'n,” wes the ozly veply as the boy let fly another rock and continued the murderous attack. —Do not allow worms to cheat your children out of their living. Shriner's Indian Vermifuge will destroy these miserable pests, and rivo the little feliows new aruaiors FOI‘ tha batile of i'fe Nold in Dawson by J. R. J anes' bon. Dawson, Ga., Thursday, March 24th., 1887. THE NAME OF MOTHER. Commit tha following beautifal lines to memory: 2o painter's brush nor post's pen, In jastice to hor fame Has ever reached haif hish enough To write the mother's name. st pE s < é o ‘Xake ik of toara and molten gema And sunbeams mixed tozsthor With golden pen and holy baad, &o write the name of mother, “In every humble tenant's hause, In every cottaze homes, In marbled conts, in gilded walls, (o every palace dome. “Oa mountaing Lish i valleys low, - ' In every land and clime, On every throbhing human hesrt i That bleesed name ensirine, - ““Take childhood’s lights and mazheod’s | ghades, Celestial canvass given, In beanty trace that name and face, And Lang it up in heaven. ‘‘High, over the towering mouatains, Bevond the starry siies, l Write it an every glittering erown That's worn in paradise, ‘“Thenes unward to the grost white throne, Midet mausie sHit and sweet, Thaak Jesus for that precious name, CAnd write it at His foel. A Sad Spectacle. | Cuihbert Eaterprise. l Our city marshal reports a sad | case which eame aunder his knowl-| edge one dey lust week. Acr old| T s . v i laly living in Clay coanty, be- | e S . - tween Fort Gaines and Eufaala, | was indoeed by hor son, who had previously moved to Texas, to sell h'?i' 11‘.“3 h-)’.flfi in GQ‘\)}‘E;:‘-_‘ End. come {o him that hs might make her comiortable and happy in hor | old egge. Bhe soon found a cash' purchaser, aud last year left to raeet the objeel of bher affections in Texas, longing for that protee. | tion so esseuilai to old age, When! she found him it was uot !ong be- | fere Le induced Ler to tum over to him tho litile sam realizad from the sule of her all in Geor gis. When ke had it well in hand he laft for parts uaknown, ! aud the poor old lady in astrange . place sad among strangers, had uo other alternative but to seek foud and stelter in a poor house. A few charitably disposed noting tier distvesscd condiilon, raised a purse to sead hier back to her old! bowe sod o friends. She arrived | . S 1 K & & ! in Cutbbert oa ('ridsy, aud in! telling the above sad story gave| vont to her grief in copious tears. ! We hope ere this she is with kind friends who will eootha the woands wede by a wayward and wicked oL, A Uraad Record. Wa eall your eftention to the advertisement of & remedy which has stood the test of more than a half ventury with increasing pop ularity and is uuviversally adinit tod to have no eqnal as a remeady for the eure of diseases origina- |} ting in a disordered Liver, such a 8 Dyspepsia, DBiliousness, Can. stipation, Headachkae, Colie, ete. Bimmons Liver Regalator is sim ple end harmless, purely vegata. ble, and can be safely end advan tagoously used under any circum. ! gtancos. It aets mildly and effoct. i velly and is espoeially veluable 2s | a Family Medicins, which posi tion it holds in so many homes. We do not know anothar prepara tion which ean bring forward such indorssmants from hoads of familive and those ho!ding the highest offici:l and social posi tions. EKeap Simwons Regulator in your house. It wiil reduca your docwor’s bill and insare for vour family health and bappi nezs, o It seem 3 strangy, bat ib is nev-l ertheless trae that the world con tains people who will try 4o imi tate, couaterieit or eubstitute gomething else for. a (Genuine, meritorious article, even to the extert of making aspurious medi eine, riskiog life sad Lealth and | it bahooves everyona to losk that! they buy ouly tiie Genuiue. Lail. | m gc Co. have used tae precaution to put on the frout of each wrap per their trade-mark of a earved 7 entwined around ths mortay, and on the side the sigasture of “yp e e | . J. H. Zeilin & Co. Frouds shouid | always be denaounced aud the trus remedies only upheld. —The wonderful cure by Salva. | 0i) of Mz. M. 8. Culp, a chropie! rheumatie, 229 Georee St Barrr. ! more, Mb., has awekened wide-; pread interest, i MARY’S SAD a 7 Story of a Little irl in a Mor ° mon Family. Jrriono Varruy, Utah, March 7.—Sixteen years ago Samue! Bites, a XMMormon, then the pos. sessor of iwo wives, Ann end Jaue, the latter bsing childless, took Mary Lee, an orphan, to bring up according to the rites of the Charch of the Latter Day Seints. As Awvn bad mauy child. ren to comfort her, the babs was plsead in eharge of Jane, a devout AMorumon, herself born in the faith. Mary Loo's parents were from England. Hor mother was a del icate little wowman, well remem bered by many hera as a tearful and unhappy person. Times were hard with them when thay first appecred here, and they grew harder for some reason. Just es ber husband wag about to take a sacond wife, ovidently against the wishes of the compaunion of his youth, he was killed in a snow slide, and three months ufter that his widow died, some said of.a broken heart, loaving littla Mary alono in the werld. Samuel B.ites was something of a man among the Mormonas, He was calied Brother Bates., His first wite was a harl, coarse woman, bat Jane, to whom the litt'a or phan went, was tender, rather good looking, aand filled with a slero and unbendiag faith in the divinity of her religion, and a de termination to “five” it to the end. ihe calld waiate thay fell to her pariHok of her dead mother's dis position. As she grew to woman bood she becama fair to a degres not often ssen in these parts, bat in sgivit she was gloomy, sad and raticent. ®Surrounded by Mor mons and teugbt by the piouns Jdane, she bacamo almost a fanatic ou tha subject of religion heraelf, aud readily received all that was iastilled into her mind as the in spiraiioun of the Lord. A yearor two ago Mary Lae became acquaintea with a young wain livingin o inining camp not far from here, a gentile, of course. as no Alorwon delves for gold and silver. The youth, Seth Bentley, by name, rarely lost an oppoitaaity to pay the girl littie attentions, and at length it became the rawmor that he was her accept ed lover. ®he would stroll away to the foot of the hills to meet hiw, of evenings they would be seen by tae woautain brook which winds tarough the town, and of Sunday elternoons, pacticalarly when Brother Bates is away from home,! they would bo riding or walkiag together, Janamade no cpposi tion to the iatimaacy, but when Brother Bates' atteation wae call ed to the matter, he felt that it was his daty to interfere. Little by little Jane’s miad was won over to his way of thiaking,though &t firstshe had beea unsuspecting, Dentley was forbidden the house, anl the girl was told that she aust never mee! him agzin, Bat they wmet afier this, not as a result of Mary’s disobedience, but by reason of Bemtley’'s persistance. He found her ous day last cum wer down by tae breok, aud when she would have ran from him he caught ber, and bolding ker close ly bo told her of his affection for her and eutreated her to become his wile, and in return received some eucouragement. From that {ime on they mab ocessionally, unkuown to DBrother Eates or Jane. Ia Beptember Brother Raies went to New Lexico on an exhor tation tour, end when Le returned ia Qetober he brought back with Lim & Mormon elder named Cratty, who, seeing Mary Lee, bethought ciw that ho wotld liks {o take another wife, his fifth, arnd he accordingly broachod the sub jeci to her ou the second day afier hia arrival. The girl repelled him with horror, but he pressed his suit, and at length brought Brother Bates to his assistance. At first Jave opposed the preposi tion. She was o sincers Mormon, bat her affection for her foster child got the better of her faith for a time, nnd until she could be placated Elder Cratty had to hang hLis harp on the willow.’ The means resorted to to bring Jane to sce the error of hor ways aro familiar to all who have had intercourse with the slrangs peo pla who inhabit thess wvalleys. Brother Bates had a vision, Then Elder Cratty had a vision. Then a bishop who was passing through Jericho Valloy had a vision. Then tae Sunday-school superintend ent, the Sanday-schoo! feacherg, and the local elders and mission eries had visions. By a singular ly concangus of opinion all had seen tho sawme thing, Diary Lee was God’s choice for Elder Crat ty’s wife. Suill the girl, now most of the time in tears, like her un happy mother, daad sixteen years, shrank from the proffer of the visitor, and her fester mother, the Lindly but superstitious Jane, still demurrsd, though growing weaker and weaker in her opposi tion. . Tha visions failing of the de. sired eifect, Elder Cratty and Drother Bates weat up iato the mountains some time last month, and, fasting for fourteen days and nighis, they wrestled with the Lord, and at the end of their vigil they wara rewarded by seeing a groaub light and hearing a voice from heaven saying that Eller Cratty should take Mary Les to wifs, ard that further delay would pe voth uuseemingly and displeas. ing to the Liord. With this reve lation and the further assurance that a spirit bad appeared unto Cratty in & visicn saying that if Mary Lee would marry him shs would receive the requisite affac tioa for her husband by praying for it in the tecmple, the two wended their way homeward and communicated to Jane the resunlt of their prayers and fastings. Ia the face of such undoubtad evi donce of the Lord's approval that good womaa could say ro mors, ead taking the girl to one side she advised her to giva up her Coa tila lover and cling to the husband selected for hor by God, who had promised Lis sarvants that if she did pot love him now the spirit woull conler great and surpass ing affectica upon her at her nup tials. bury Lee’'s own faith was strong, and her inclination to fol low thie teachings ol her religion was greal; bat it took many more interviews to bring her to admit that she had dacided {o cbey the cemipand. When she at last gave her consant there was much joy in Jericho Vallay, and a great compary was made up to go along with the wedding party to the temple. They were to elart by wagons on a sfonday morning, VWhen the sup cama up vver the mountain thet morning it eaw Aary Lee down by the brook, re volver in hand, ston2 dead. She had risan during the night, snd Esving sought a sesiuded egpot whers sha and Baniley often met, she had taken Ler appeal at once to ‘e Judge of all tha earth. Her raligion would not permit her to marry the mun of her choica and ker womanhood revoltel egainst the sllianco which according to earthly interpretalion, tie unseen sowers had arranged for her. T A i o s e e E Dr. Gunw's Liver Pitls. ‘Removea Constipation, provents Malaria, cures Dyepepsia, and gives new life to the system. Oup 1y one for a dosa, I'res samples M W, (. Kondcick’s Dawson Ga. VOIL. 22.—N0 44. “A Little Gem of » Woman.” Hurrying down the Bowery the other evening, theso words canght my ear. Ilooked up asthe speak er pagsod me, and saw a tall, ro buat, Lorest-looking mav, who had evidently addreased his re merks to his companion, who was apparently younger, zomowhat, than hiuself. Having ascertained only this, the crowd took them and bore them away. Still the words, “a litilo gem of a woman,” kapt float ing in my mind. From il sprang visions of a nice,warm, cosy home, with welcoming lighta in the win dow, a delicious supper in wait ing, everyihing noat and tily, and a rosy-cheeked, bright-eyed lLitlo woman—“a littie gem of a wo man,”watehing impetienily for the abeent husband—lor surely he was a husbhand, for he stepped like a prince, and seamed in great anxiety to get nahead. Yes, a young hushend; all dey long he hud been hard at work, dreaming of this bright litila woman who would welcome lim in the rhad ows of evening with her swestest kise. How he lopgad for homa—how anxiously he eounted the hoars, working faithfully all the time, How eageriy he hurried onward with tho joatling crowd. Wo fear to him of a disorderly kitchen, a{ littered parlor, a slovenly wife. l This “littie gem of & woman” &l svays keeps his homs inviting. I wonder what this waiting wife would think, could she have heard that remark as I dil Wouldn't her cheeks barn some, and wouldn’t her eyes shizo ten fold brighter? Don’t tell me it was nothing but mere nonsense. It would have bean better than gold {o that laving woman's heart. ¥s it nothing to & woman to be prized, loved, petted? Ask the namberless women who toil day after day, with not the slightest assurance of love or care from their husbands, if their hearts would not beat happier,could they listen to just such worda. ‘ A “gem,” previcus!—life would have some vealue then; and into the monotonous toil would steal a beautiful ray of sunshine, light ening the load aud gladdering the heart. Who knows how mnch one lov ing word might do toward tidying up that glatternly howme, and mak ing almost pretty that discour aged, careless wife? Try it, men. Ifsheis a *gem of a womay,” tell her so; 1f che isu’t, help her to becoms such. It is an easy ‘mnttcr, if she loves you. A few ; tender words will be apt to accom plish it An Ead to Bone Scraping. Edward Shephierd, of Harris burg, Ul, says: “Having reseived 50 much benefit from Elactric Bit tars, I fool it my * duty to let suf faring humanity know It. lave had a runring sere on my leg for eight yearz; my doetors told me I would have to have the Lons scraped or leg ampuiated. I usod, inztead, three bottles of Elactrie Bitters and seven boxes of Baok len's Arnica Balve, and my leg is row sound end well” Elactric Bitlars ave sold'at fifty cents a botile, end Bucklon’s Ar nica Salve «t 20¢. per box by Croue Lros, i i Now ias Laith, I tiad boen troubled ell winter with cold and pain in the ches and got no relief from remedics recommended by DPruggist and Ptysiciana. At the same time [ was adveriising Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup., I kad but little faith bus (honght to try it as a last resort, now I belive even more than tihey tell me of its curative qaalities.—i'rom The Nows, Blizabathtown, Kyv. Saold oy W. C. Xondrick, Dawson, (ia, From the Pitisburg Press. R Thoy tell a story on n& ghany preacher, which, to ibe 7 of my knowledge; has nok as yof been in print. . It oocured on & very warm day last summer, “ the congregation was dm , The preacher was & long taiker, and after his sermon bad.bsen s read out over the better phstel ‘an’ hour the congregaiion wes drowsior, Heads began %o drop on the respective chests therounia appertaining, and long, ~deep breathing became noticeable ig various parts of the chureh.. * Then the preasher began “S 0 lower his voice gradueliy. - . Step by s.ep ho reduced lus eioculion from a fortissimo tercs pikc o 8 low, soothing brss until ovquinale ly his voice died out oliogoihads He lookad carefully over ‘ho 90 gregation, All was still a 8 derlny No ono stirred. All were ncddiag, Than the opties of the indignaad sorvant of the §lLord filled »withy gore. Ho leaned over the pulpil; amay over, waited an instant in thatpos sition, and then sudden'y he yalls od “lire! fire!” in a voice which sent its revorberations thiougly every nook and corner of the odiy fica. That brought the congrega tion to life as though & bow.b had burst undar them. Qae old deae con jumpod up and yelleC: “Where? Where?” That's whero the gag oame i, and tho minister shrieked in Jonés of thander: : " “In hell lln hell, forall you gleepy sinners!” Only strangors sleep in thet charch now. Sound Advice. ; Detroit Free Press. ’ Julius Cmsar Smith was inquir. ed for, and asked to come fore ward tothe presidont’'s desk,and when he had complied, Bro. Gasde ner said: “Beadder Smith, what sort of & masheon am dat you w'ar on.de weoat?” “Dat's a chestnut bell, sah.” ~ Whon you start out to sel¥ ‘chestnuts you ring dat hell,, %‘.’" “No, sai, I ring da bell .when anybody giis off on an old jokg."' “Ob, Isea. What effeck does it hev on de udder pusson?® ¢ “I—l doan know, sah.” “What effock does it hey on yo?” Julins Cemsar shifted around uneasily but didn't reply. “Brodder Smith,” continued the president, “a pusson who am fool 'uuf to pin one of dose things to his west doan know an cld joke from a new one. Dat class of pus sons who ery ‘chestuuts!’ and‘rats P to give the balancs ob de world an ideah det dey am smarl, -am raally de only class widoat braine 'nuf to keep ’ein straight in de road. You walk ober to dat win. der an drap det boll into de alley, an (o sosnor you git de ideah daé you doan know mcro’n sll de rest ob de world put togethor, de bet ter it will ba for you."” Rheumatisin a:;z«lnl\'aul‘ulz!a Cured in | 2 Daya. The Indiana Chemical Co. have dizeovered a comfo'md which a-te with truly marvelous rapxdx'tirq in the cure of heumatisra and Neu ralgia. 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