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VOL. I.
The Bold Lemvig Peasant.
On an arm ol the blue Lymford,
Whore the painted boats float down,
Like La Loole, in a valley,
Lies the littlo Danish town—
Lomvig—with its red-rooted houses,
With its sand fields bleak and baro,
With the oonvent on the hill-top,
And the bell-tower in the air.
In the olden time, the Norseman
O’er tho plains ol Jutland came,
Till tho walls oi Denmark trembled
At the sound of Odin's name.
Many a fair-hairod Danish inothor,
Rooked her children, singing talcs
Ot the Scandinavian heroes,
Warriors ol tho mythic vales.
Herors that in stormy battle,
Knco deep in the orimton tide,
Hnstoring to tho plains ol Vigrid,
In their armor nobly died.
And it obanood a Lomvig poasant,
Nurtured in thoso deeds of old,
Gavo his bravo young lilo lor Lomvig;
To this day tho deed is told.
In tho anoient wars with Sweden,
When the enemy eamo down,
Fast, with fire and stoel, tho loemon
Rode tho way to Lomvig town.
One, upon a chargor mounted,
To a peasant in tho field
Shouted, " Show the way to Lomvig !’
Rearing high his bruzon shield.
Swlltly to tho saddle leaping,
Gorda, son ol Darra, spod;
Straight away ho rodo irom Lomvig
To tho bluff ol Koningshead.
Darker tell tho dusky twilight,
As to heaven ho breathed his prayer;
Fainter came the chimes of Lemvig
From the bell-towor in tho air.
On bis trembling horse he gnidod,
Up tho stoop and dizzy height,
Like a steady burning lanlhorn
From a farmhouse gleamed a light.
On to Lomvig! Lot us hasten!
Close beside him came the toe.
With one deadly charge, the rider
Plungod into tho depth bolow.
On they eamo, tho Swedish foomon!
On they rodo into the night!
On they loll, by hundreds numbered,
Leaping from tho locky height!
W itli tho belU of morning ringing
O’or the lair and qniot plain,
AH the Iocs of Lemvig slumberod,
Never to awnko again.
To this day tho deed is cherished;
Once a year, witli song and prayer,
Tiio bravo peasant’s Inmo is sounded
From tlie bell-tower in tho nir.
—Baldwin'* Monthly.
A TRAMP.
'I’m afraid that bed is not long
en °ugli for you,” said a landlord to a
seven-foot guest. -‘Never mind,” he
replied, “I’ll add two more feet to it
when I get ini”
a . per * 0( I °f ten yearp, from 1868 io
the exports of all cereals from the
, Jited States increased from 39,000,000
’UsUeU to 189,Of0.000 bu- hels. In addl-
jj^this il ij said that the exporta-
__ ® of iive stock into whioh corn enters
or I® s »i baa increased tenfold
within the past two year*.
SANDERSVILLE, GA., TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 1880.
That is just it. I was a tramp 1 In
the light of to-day I hate to admit it,
but I must. I bad been a machinist,
with a pretty, gentle wife, good wages,
a pleasant home; and then the hard
times came. Hard enough they wore to
millions beside me, but I did not think
of them. I had more means than many
others I knew—food, if it was coarse,
fire enough for warm Ih—but what I
wanted, cried out for, raged that I could
not get, was delicate living and luxuries
for Annie, for she was dying. I know
now nothing could have saved her; con
sumption is helpless and hopeless; but
one day when I went to tho Charles
ton steamer tho day she sailed, to adjust
Eome little matter in the machinery that
they thought out of gear, I saw tho wife
of one of the firm for whom I worked
uptown brought on board to go to
Florida for the winter.
She looked a little like Annie; her
eyes were clear and gray, too, and her
face wan and sweet. She was wrapped
in soft shawls and lying back in a chair
carried by two servants; a kind-faced
nurse was with her, and her husband
beside her. I had a glimpse at her
stateroom as I passed through the cabin,
for thoy were arranging it so that she
might be settled before the rest of the
passengers oame aboard. It was like a
nest, crowded with comfort. If I could
have stolen that fur-lined cloak and that
swinging chair I would have done it;
as it was I grumbled.
What had this woman done to have
all, and my patient wife to have noth
ing P I kept thinking of all this; brood
ing day and night as wages grew lower
and work less, and Annie faded away.
She was a good woman, that wife of
mine, and not a bit afraid to die; but
she was afraid to leave me in furious
bitterness of my condition then.
One day I came home and found her
paler than ever. I had brought her an
orange, but she could not taste it. I
sat down by the lounge and she put her
thin, white hands in mine.
“Frank,” she said, in a whisper,
“ when I am dead try to be good; try to
know God. I couldn’t talk about it,
dear; but I have prayed. God is good,
Frank. I know it. I am going home.
I could not bear this. I did not be
lieve in it-. God good, and Annie dying,
while tha t other woman was saved by
the money I had as good a right to have
as Jim Lawrence! I knew afterward
that all the luxuries he lavished on lus
wile were as useless as the coarse shawl
and common food I gave mine. She
died before Annie, and away from him.
I stooped down to kiss my wife and
stop her from such talk. Her lips were
cold; her hot hand grew chill in mine,
her great gray eyes looked at me with
one bright look of love, and then closed.
Annie had gone away.
It was May when the Mdion works
dosed, but 1 had not worked there for
two month!. I had lived on what lew
dollars I had left after Annie was buried,
and now and then t got a porter’s job,
for I was as strong as a horse. Still, I
always expected lo go back to the
works if the worst came to tho worst,
and when they dosed up for want of
orders I felt as if I had nothing to stay
in tho city for, and likn a great many
others I made up my mind that since I
was bern into the world it should give
me a free living. I went on tho tramp.
I can’t say I liked it at first; it was a
great while before I could sleep well in
a barn, or under at! old musty haystac k,
but I had grit enough left to persist, amt
the lazy life, the^fresh air, the trees, and
creatures, all so different from the grimy
shop and dirty streets, did seem amaz
ing pleasant. I suppose this sort of life
changed me inwardly, too. I got to
feel more like a wild beast. I liked to
s'* women shut and lock the door when
they saw me come into the yard, and
hand out the food I asked for through
the window. How I used to scare
them! I don’t wonder. I was big.
ragged, and full of bad thoughts that
showed out in my face and ran over at
my lips. I would not have stopped at
knocking down any man who came
ncross my way, but they generally let
mo alone. After nwhile I got a revol
ver. It was never loaded, but it was
just as good to frighton women with,
and many a one fetched mo w arm food
and drink when I let them seo it. I did
like to seo thorn turn white and shiver.
I was so angry with everything that I
liked to terrify and hurt everybody I
cculd. “ Hateful and hating one
another,” that is about as near my state
then ns I can tell it.
So I tramped all summer. I did not
think often about Annie. I didn’t like
to for good and sufficient reasons. By
September I had got ’way into Vermont,
among the hills, and began to think I
must work back to the city, when one
day I stopped at an old rod farmhouso
between Tyson and Ludlow to get some
dinner. ^
There was a little son of stoop built
out under the roof of the ell part, and
the kitchen door opened into it. There
was a row ol bright milk-pans standing
against the wall, to sun, and a bunch or
two of herbs banging up by the door. A
(rrent, yellow cat ran away when it saw
me, and eyed me from under a benoh in
the woodshed. It was a poor place
enough, but looked thrifty and comfort
able. I knocked, and a young woman
opened tl o door directly. I never saw
such n steady face; her eyes -»ere brown,
and looked straigtit at you liko a robin’s;
her mouth was ns pure and clean ns a
child's, and her firm cheeks showed n
healthy, even color of pink. Her hair
was so tidy, so shining, her calico gown
and check apron so perfectly neat that
she seemed somehow as if she was just
new every way. I did not say anything
at once, for I felt so dirty and so bad
the minute I looked at her.
“WellP" she said, in a cool sort of
voice, “do you want anybody P"
“I want something to eat,” said I,
e never give to tramps,” she an
swered, without any change of tone.
“I’ve got to have itl” said I, as
crossly as I could.
“We have nothing for you,” said she,
quite unmoved.
“ Come, hurry up ! I’ve got to have
my dinner, and you’d better get it for
me pretty quick," I called out with an
oath, taking out my pistol and handling
it ns a threat.
Her eyes grew a little darker at that,
and she smiled; she was not soared a
mite; she only said, quietly:
“If any man shall not work neither
shall he cat.”
“That may bo your opinion, miss,
but it isn’t mine. The world owes me
a living and |I’m bound to have it,” I
growled back.
“HowsoP’’she answered. “What
have you done for the world to put it in
your debt
I couldn’t answer this question; it
was like a blow in the face; so I swore
again and demanded some dinner.
“ I shall not give you any,” she said,
quite as oalmly as ever. “ If you were
Biok, or feeble, or crippled, helpless in
any way, it would be different; you are
a strong, likely man, and you can earn
your living just as well as I can.”
I looked at her slight straight figure.
“Do you work for a livingP” I
asked.
“Yes; I have worked ever since I
was six years old. I was bound out
then, and I worked at whip-braiding.
I haven’t any relations—any near ones I
mean; there is nobody to take care of
me. I have to work, and I am glad 1
can.”
I swore a very common oath, calling
on God to punish me if I would stand
that if I were she.
Her face flushed.
“ Don't do that again!” she said. “ If
you want to be lost call upon Satan; he
hears such requests gladly. God is
your Father; He does not like to punish
you oven if you ask Him to; He’d ever
so much rather forgive you.”
I never was so taken aback.
“ Look here,” I said, after a moment,
“ don’t you think it’s outrageous that a
pretty-behaved girl like you should be
working for a living when there’s thou
sands of women no better than you be
rolling in their carriages P”
“No. God put me here and them
there. God knows best.”
“ Well, you seem to think God knows
a good deal. I claim to know some
things myself; and I b3lievo folks all
have equal rights.”
“Bo you?” sheBaid, “»o do I; some
rights. Right to get ready to die and to
serve God while we live.”
She stepped out of the door and picked
up a red leaf from the grass.
“ Can you make such a leaf as thatP”
she asked, holding it out to me.
Why, I knew I couldn’t, and so did
she.
“Till you oan, I expect you had bet
ter believe God knowB more than you
do."
I turned and went out into the yard.
I oouldn’t stand her talk, but I couldn’t
got away from it.
I never seemed so mean to myself be
fore. Here was I strong, healthy, even
a skilled workman, tramping about tho
country begging! I never had called it
begging before, but I know now what it
was, for I seemed to iook out of her
eyes.
About God; well, if ti.ere was a God
he must know rnoro than I did or he
couldn’t be God; perhaps I had made a
mistake after all.
Jim Lawrence must be a rich man
because he had more brains than I, with
the same chanoes; and who was to
blamo about the brains P
I sat down by tho little pond there
wns near by and fell to thinking, when
all of a sudden I looked down in the
water and saw—a tramp, a big, dirty,
ragged tramp.
Good Lord, it was me I
I wonder that the girl had spoken to
me at all, and then I thought what
Annie would have said to mo like that.
The blood seemed to come to my
head. I tried to bo honest inside, and
looked things squaro in tho oyo. I
could not help seeing how little good I
had done myself by leaving work. 1
used to bo a good-looking sort of a fel
low when I wns cleaned up of n Sun
day, not like this great brute Btaring up
at me out of the still water.
I couldn’t do much that minute, but I
could Wash my face and I did.
It wns just a beginning,you sec; then
I got u p on my feet and tramped off
toward Ludlow. An old woman a mile
further on gave me some bread and
milk, becauso I asked civilly I suppose,
and by night I had got on to the station
next below Ludlow, and seeing some
hands at work loading up a freight car
I put in and helped. One of them gave
u.e my supper for that, and let me sleep
in a barn; it did seem better than,
begging.
The next day I sold my revolver and
got a jacket, and before long got a place
on the freight line where I could work
my passage back to the city; I could
get a lodging there I knew, for I had
two dollars left alter buying the jacket.
I found the Iridion works shut up still,
but I hunted out Mr. Lawrence. I told
him all about it—but that girl—and ho
gave my hand such a grasp.
“My wife's gone, too,” ho said; and
then he sort of choked. Somehow for
all ho wns a rich man with a great
house, and I a poor tramp, there seemed
to be something wo had together.
I remembered hjs wife’s great sad
oyes, and her tired face; money hadn’t
saved her after all, and his business kept
him from home; he didn’t have hold of
her hand when she died.
Web, he sort of cleared his throat
then, and he said:
“I’m just going to dinner, Reed;
come around to my office on Front street
in the morning, and I’ll find you a job.”
And lie said it so heartily like I knew
he meant it.
He was as good as his word. I got
work from him riajit off, and after a
while, when I could buy decent clothes,
I took to going to meeting; for I could
not get what thatfgirl said,when I swore,
out of my head.
I have got a Bible, too. I know Annie
would like that; but I had to shut it up
quick one day when it opened at a sen
tence about “ the horrible pit and the
miry clay.” I had been there myself,
you see.
Sometime,when I have laid up a little
money—and I guess it won’t bo long
first, for when all iB said and done I
never was one to drink nor yet to gam
ble—I mean to go up to Vermont and
find that girl, and maybe I oan have
home. I hope sue won’t know me
again. I bate to bide anything from her
olean, clear eyes; but I don’t see bow
I ever can tell her that I was that tramp.
PAINTING BLACK EYES.
Words of Wisdom.
They are never alone that are aceo m
panied with noble thoughts.
In refraining from being mean to
others you arc good to yourselves.
Mean souls, like mean pictures, are
often found in good looking fiames.
In matters of prudence last thoughts
are best; in morality your first thoughts
are best.
Earth is our workhouse, and heaven
is, or should be, our storehouse. Our
chief business here is to lay up treasure
there.
Never be discouraged by trifles. If a
spider breaks his thread twenty times
be will mend it as many. Perseverance
and patience will accomplish wonders.
The mind has a certain vegetative
power which cannot be wholly idle. If
it is not laid out and cultivated into a
beautiful garden it will of itself shoot
up weeds or flowers.
A Bible and a newspaper in every
house, a good school in every district
all studied and appreciated as they
merit, are the principal support of vir
tue, morality and civil liberty.
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and there are not enough oars to mec-t
the demand.
The Queer Occupation of an Artlat lu
New York.
A New York correspondent came
aoroes an advertisement which informed
readers that blnokened or bruised eyea
could be made natural instantly by call
ing at the “artist’s” residence on the
west side. Calling at the studio, the
correspondent found a large room filled
with paintings and other evidences of
culture.
However, I was not in search of high
art, the correspondent continues. Far
more interesting was the live tableau
in the center of tho room that met my
gaze. Imagine seated in a steamer
chair, in an easy, reclining position, a
very fashion nbly-attircd youth (on tiie
day after the Fourth), whose pattern-
leather boots, white tie, and dress cost
indicated that a lark of the night before
bad just been finished—the results of tho
said lark being visible in a large and ex
ceedingly dusky horseshoe somebody’s
fist had imprinted under one orb.
Tho artist, a pleasant-faced, Btalwart
young was man,busily engaged in mixing
some preparation. Hardly looking up
he waved me to a seat, saying: “I will
attend to your eye in a moment,
madam 1” Glad for this opportunity for
observation, I picked up a newspaper
and watched his operations on the
young swell with interest. First, the
artist poured into a bowl a liberal
amount of a liquid, whioh, with
a soft sponge and the air of a mother ad
ministering soothing syrup to her babe,
ho applied to the injured chock. Dur
ing this process he remarked: “ I’m
afraid you have been trying to euro it
with something cold.”
“ By Jove, how it hurts!" ejaculated
the patient. “ Yes, sho put some ice on
it afterward, but it did not seomtodo
any good."
Of course not,” snld the oracle,
severely; “I don’t know why people
wiU persist in making such a mistake.
Ice, or oysters, or cold water thoy will
apply in spite of the faet that anything
coid makes tho blood conoentrato be
neath the skin and turns it black.
Wbat they should do is to bathe the
bruise in water as hot as thoy con stand
it; that scatters the blood and keeps the
skin from discoloring.”
“ Well,” said the exhausted boro of a
fracas, witb a feeble attempt to be
witty, “when a fellow gets into hot
water he don’t think of pouring it on.”
By this time the live oanv&a was ready
for coloring, and, with a tiny brush and
delicate strokes, the artist proceeded to
lay ou the flesh tints. For nearly half
an hour he worked steadily, pausing
frequently to add another shade, then
toning the edges down, then allowing
the paint to dry, and then softly rubbing
on a line powder that removed the
gloss. Then he stepped back and viewed
his handiwork with tho air of a stern
oritio, finally holding a small mirror be-
foro tho youth, who expressed my
thoughts when he exclaimed in admir
ing accents: “By George, judging from
the looks, I couldn’t tell whioh eye was
blacked t" Then, with as much of a
smile as he had energy for, he added:
“ flow much is it, old boyP"
" Five dollars,” was the answer.
“ It’s worth that to keep me out of a
row with tho governor, but deuce take
it, 1 haven’t a fiver jell; but take this
until I call for it,” and bo thrust upon
the artist a handsome pearl scarfpin.
“Now, what can I do for you, ma’am?’
quoried ho of tho brush, after a disap
pointed look upon my unblackened
countenance. Whereupon I explained
my mission, and the artist, not averse to
the idea ot being written up, assented to
my staying awhile to take notes.
Scarcely had he spoken when a littie
lady entered. She was modestly dressed
in black, and had a rather pretty face,
though terribly disfigured by a deeD
semicircle ot black and blue under one
of h9r eyes. She seemed a little embar
rassed, and was profuse in her explana
tions of how she came by it.
‘ Indeed,” she said, “ I never had such
a thing happen to me before in my life,
but you see I was going down stairs
with a tray lull of dishes, and my foot
caught in the matting and tripped, and
I fell all the way down. Such a thing
never happened to me before, and I
wonder I did not break every bone in
my body. Such a shamo it should have
come ou my eye. I never had a black
one before, and it is so mortifying.”
Again the artist piled his arl, taking
great pains to match the color of her
complexion, and persevering until the
ugly-looking mark was rendered invisi
ble, adding as he concluded: “ You can
wash your face in cold water, but don’t
use hot or soap, because it will bring
the paint off. With a little care it will
last until the eye is cured.” The lady,
after careful examination, expressed
herself satisfied, and inquired the cost.
“ Two dollars,” said the artist, consid
erately, after a glance at her modest
toilet.
“Two dollarsl” fairly screamed the
lady. “ Two dollars for such a pesky
little job as that. I never heard of such
an imposition. Why, young man, in all
my life I never paid more than fifty
cents before.”
This assertion, coming after her pro
fuse explanations, had a very comical
effect, which she was quiok to perceive,
and, without further parley she put
down the m^ncy and departed. When
the door closed on her your correspond
ent inquired if the artist had many lady
oallers.
“ They are not uncommon, and they
come as this one did, with profuse apol
ogies and explanatiors, thinking, poor
doors will be swallowed by me, h If I
didn’t know that the brntee who beat
their' wives are not confined to the
wearers of fustian and cowhide boots.
Yon would be surprised to tee eome of
the ladies who come here In oarriagee.
Ladies living in fine house* and dreeaed
n silks and diamonds, that would die
of shame to have tbe truth suspected
come here to have the blows of the oow
ards who pass for fine gentlemen hidden.
They would sooner be tom to pieces,
than own up. I nover knew of but one
lady that did own up. Sbe was a bride,
only been married three weeks, and
lived on Madison avenue. One day her
husband got into a rage and threw hie
boot at her. It struok her on the fore*
head, leaving a terrible mark; but after
the shook was over all the poor thing
thought of was to keep it from her par
ents, for she had married against their
wishes.”
“Whatother disfigurements are you
called on to oonceal f”
‘ Moles and birthmarks. You see a
lady may have a very beautiful, white
neck, or snowy, well-molded arms, but
be unable to wear a party dress on ao-
count of one or more of these blemishes.
I have regular customers, who, when
ever they go to a ball, send for me to
paint over these marks. And it is
singular the shapes they are in. Then
is one belle in this city who has on her
right arm a regular cross and crown,
bright red in color, and large enougfi to
bo seen across tbe room. Another
young lady, who has the shoulders of a
model, Las [upon one tho initials C. L,
in red spot! about the size of currants.
Still anotber lady has on her forearm a
perfect miniature ladder, though, of
course, the majority of these marka as
sume no distinct form.”
‘ You must sometimes have ladies
who have really suffered from an aooi-
dent?”
“ Oh, yes. There wns one young lady
here last week whose face waa covered
witli orimton spots big as silver quar
ters. She was engaged to be married
and to please her betrothed had taken a
course of lessons in cooking from Mias
Corson. The day before tho wedding
sho invited him to a little supper of her
own preparing, intending to give him a
pleasant premonition of bliea to oome,
in the shape of good housekeeping.
Her chef d’onvro was a dish of soft-shell
ornbs, and, alas, as she was in the act
of frying them, the hot grease sputtered
up and burnt her faoe badly in half a
dozen places. It was too late to defer
the wedding, nnd accordingly she had
to have her face done entirely over for
the ceremony, but it turned out such an
improvement on her natural complexion
that I do not think ahe minded it
much.”
Before leaving I asked from what class
of men he drew the largest number of
blaekened-eye customers.
“From sporting men and the wealthy
business mon. The latter class, of
course, would be injured by being teen
with snob disfigurements. There ie one
gentleman on Wall street who has
hardly missed a visit to me this year.
Every Saturday night he starts oft on a
tare that lasts him until Monday morn
ing, when, bright and early, he comes
hero to get fixed up before going to
business. One funny case I had last
winter was when two gentlemen, con
spicuous in tbe management of the
Madison Square garden, got into
quarrel, in the course of whioh one bad
both eyes blaoked; the other only one.
He of the two block eyes came here to
bo painted over, and told me if I would
refuse to fix the other man’s eye he
would pay me three times what it was
worth. This I promised not to do, and
in consequence the worst punished of
tbe two men went round boasting how
he had come out ahead, as no one could
detect his bruises. Tho ridicule fell on
ho oi a single and apparently blackened
orb.’
T1XILT TOFIUS,
According to the Lot Angelo* (0*1.)
fftrald, the farmers in that section ate
going to experience a novel embarrass
ment. It aays that so great la the quan
tity of land under crop, that then are
not enough threshing machines to
handle mon than two-tbirds of tho
yield. Meanwhile there is a great pan-
oity of machines in the market.
A retired Paris tradesman, advaneed
n years, recently took it Intohls head to
buy a coffin. Once in hie lodging* he
thought he would try how oa* felt in It.
He got in and lay down, but being old
and stiff he oould not get out again.
Then he lay for several days, whan tho
hall porter, weary at not having assn
him, knocked at hla door. Hading
groans, the porter bnke the door and
found th* state of things described. Ho
broke th* aidee of thtooffin and ralaaaad
the old man. With tbe aid or beef tea
he was restored to health.
Sacrilege waa singularly punished In
London the other day, when a this
broke into a vestry, and trying what h«
■opposed to be th* communion wine,
louud it poisonous. It was a alagnlnr
thing, am, that he should writ* to a
paper, stating th* facte and complaining
of the danger llkaly to bt run by th*
congregation In tasting th* noxious
fluid. It turned out, however, that h*
had swallowed several ouncea of n dis
infecting fluid, supposing it to be in we,
and h* haa also had the hard look to b*
caught and put on trial for sacrilege.
Potato flour, or the dried pulp of the
potato, Is attaining gnat importaaoe in
the arte. It Is atatsd that in Lane*,
•hire, England, M.OOO tons of it an sold
annually, and it brings at present In
Liverpool about double aa much in th*
market aa wheat flour. It is used for
■ialng and other manufacturing pur
poses, and when precipitated with add
is turned into steroh. Whan calcined it
Is employed as a dressing for silk.
A British official, reporting on the
trade of tbceatt coast of Madagascar,
■aya that British trade haa auflbnd
seriously from a large importation of
American gray cotton sheetings. Man
chester manufacturers have been so
completely supplanted that British fins*
who formerly imported largely Man
chester gray cottons, deal almost exclu
sively in American cloths, and one
British merchant at Tamatave has to-
come agent to a Boston firm, and re-
oeived from them their cotton goods on
consignment.
M
Governor Murray, the recently-ap
pointed executive of Utah, delivered aa
oration, In whioh he took occasion to
outlina hia policy toward the Mormons-
He said that the tree ot liberty had
grown broad enough to shelter all
patriots, native sal naturalised, and
was rich enough in timber to furnish
scaffolds and oofflna for all who conspire
against the Constitution or violate the
written laws. He then went on to say
that until Utah had abjured Mormon-
ism there waa no possibility that 1
oould beoome a State.
(Jurleus Story of a Ring.
A curious story of an amethyst in the
British crown is told. Tbe presence of
this stone, taken, it is said, from the
ring of Edward the Confessor, has the
power of preserving the wearer from all
contagious diseases. The story of this
ring iB repealed and believed to this
day in the remote rural shires of Eng
land. Edward, the legend says, was on
his way to Westminster when he was
met by a beggar, who implored him in
tbe name of St. John to grant him ns
sistance. The charitable king had ex
hausted all his change in almegiving
and could find in his scrip neither bank
note nor gold piece; but drew from his
finger his ring, an amethyst of great
value, and gave it to the beggar, who
vanished in a cloud of smoke. Some
years afterward two English pilgrims in
tbe Holy Land found themselves in a
desert in great distress, when a hoary-
headed and long-bearded stranger ap
peared to them, giving them sustenance,
and finally announcing to them that he
was tho prophet St. John tbe Baptist.
He gave them the ring that Edward had
given the beggar years before, telling
them to deliver it to the king, and say
that in a few weeks Edward would be
with him in Paradise. Edward re
ceived the ring and prepared for his
death, which occurred at the time ap
pointed by the saint. For many years
the stone was preserved as a sacred relic
by tbe Church ot Havering in England,
but it was finally placed in the British
crown, though Havering retains tbe
name to this day.
I am very much afraid of lightning,"
ogles auu luumiug, poor . , «...
lh.tth.lr.^rl...bout„„„ (,
downstairs and runniug up against! ol itMl n
Herman Jawbreakers.
Mark Twain says that some German
words are so long they have a perspec
tive. Observe these examples:
Freundscbaftsbeseigungen, Dilettinte-
naufdringlichkeiten, Stadtverodnoten-
versammlungen. These things are not
words,they are alphabetical processions.
And they are not rare; one can open a
German newspaper any time and see
them marching majestically across the
page—and if he has any imagination he
can see tbe banners and hear music, too.
They impart a magical thrill to th*
meekest subject. I take a great interest
in there curiosities. Whenever I oome
across a good one I stuff it and put it in
my museum. In this way I have made
quite a valuable collection. When I
get duplicates] I exchange with other
oollectore, and thus increase the variety
of my stock. Here are some specimens
whioh I lately bought at an auction aale
of effect* of a bankrupt brio-a-brao bun-
t r: Generalstaataverordnetenveream-
inlungen, Alterthumswiaaenachaften,
Kinderbewabrungaanstalten, Unabha-
engigkeitserklaerungen, Wiederheratel-
lungebestrebungen, W affenstiilatandsun-
terhandlungen. Of course, when one
of these grand mountain ranges goes
stretching across the printed page, it
adorns and ennobles that literary land
scape, but at the same time it is a great
distress to the new student, for it blocks
up bis way; be cannot crawl under it,
or climb 'over it, or tunnel through it.
So he resorts to the dictionary for help,
but there is no help there. Th* diction
ary must draw the line somewhere, so
it leave* this sort of words out.
The First Duel in tbe United State*.
The first duel in the United Stats
was fought at Plymouth, Massachusetts,
on the eighteenth of June, 1091, between
Edward Doty and Edward Letoeater,
two servants, both of whom were
wounded. For this outrage they were
sentenced to the punishment ol having
their heads and feet tied together, and
of lying thus twenty-four hours with
out food or drink. After suffering,
however, in that posture an hour, at
their masters' intercession and their
humble request, with th* promise of
amen* meat, they w*r* released by tbe
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