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Two Ships.
A ship came in at morning light
OR, bnt ita sails wore shining bright,
And white as tho dovo’s white wingsl
There woro sounds of joy, with tendor fours
Low brokon laughs, and half-shed tears.
What Is it the white ship brings ?
It bringeth tho hairy fair and sweet—
See how small aro her unshod feotl
IIow her blue oyoB shine through tears!
While we sing gladly with Joyful pride,
And kneel us down liy tlio cradle sid'o,
And pray for her untold years.
A ship went out at dark midnight-'
Tho waning moon made saddest light,
And tho wind sobbed wearily,
Tito dead, swathed man lay still and calm,
Some flowers within his open palm;
IIo sailed for tho unknown sou.
And on tiro wan, washed sands of time
Wailing and tears made woful rhyluo,
While over tho breathless hay
Tho still ship sailed beyond tire sight,
Tim still ship sailed into tho light
Of tho fair ctornal dav.
lint, alii bocauso of misty tears,
Our oyes wero dim, and dull our oars;
Wo saw no angel legions
Singing upon tho other shore,
As with glad welcoming they hors
Tho soul to heavenly regions.
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"My dear Tom, I speak to you not
only ns an old friend, but as n medical
man; and I sec that it is quite necessary
for you to have complete and. perfect
rost for somo weeks. You hnvo been
overdoing it in nursing that old uncle in
the country for tho last threo months,
and, to my own knowledge, have taken
tho last train down there at night and
the flint train to town in tho morning,
and have eoniequontly not had a good
night’s rest for all that time. How can
a man stand it, added to your hospital
work all day, without suffering from it?
Don’t you feel you require rest ?
“Not tho least in tho world," returned
Raven. “Oddly enough, tho nursing
seems to have done mo good. I confess
to having felt thoroughly knocked up
some weeks since; but I battled bravely
against the feeling, won tho victory, pnd
now I’m as fresh as paint and np to work
better than ever.”
“You don’t look it. I repent, you
look thoroughly worn out. But you
know your own business and state of
lio.ilth; and, now your uncle is gone and
has loft you a potful of money, you can
take things more easy."
"Yes, old boy, I’m game for anything
—mind and body first-class; and I intend
to stick to my hospital work. It’s very
good of you, .Tack, to take an interest in
my health and all that, but say no more
about it, I bog."
“I promise to sav nothing to nobody.
Raven and I wero at tho same hospital
—St. Lnzanis—whero ho held a medical
and I a surgical appointment. Wo were
both hard worked, often day and night;
and my time and attention, for about
threo months nftor the above conversa
tion, wero so fully occupied and en
grossed that I thought no more of the
occurrence. Raven looked in good
health, and was very successful—indeed
ho bade fair to rise in a short time to
great eminence in the profession. Ho
was immensely popular with every one.
His gray hair and bright blue eyes, and
healthy, florid, complexion, combined
with a frank, op^.i and hearty manner
in speaking, mndo him a friend with
everybody , and inspired confidence in all
his patients as well as in ull his friends.
As nearly as I oan recollect, it must
have been about throe months after his
uncle died that Raven came up to me
ono day in the hospital.
“I’ve just received a summons to Ex
eter," said he. “The family is wealthy
and influential; and, from what I know
of the case I’ve been called there to at
tend, I’m sure it’s more of a surgical
than a medical ono. It will be an excel
lent chance for you, Lawson; and I can
promise you a good fee to begin with.
Therefore, if you can possibly manage it,
meet me at Paddington this evening at
hnlf-past nino, and wo will go down to
gether by the express. Send me word
during tho afternoon whether you can
oome or not.”
I hesitated. It was the depth of win
ter, and I hardly liked leaving my wife
and a most important baby; but fees
wore scarce—this was a golden oportun
ity not to be rashly neglected. I de
cided to risk my wife’s disappointment.
“It is most kind of you, Tom. I will
certainly go down with you. So far as
I can sec, there will be nothing to pre
vent ray doing so.”
A gleam of satisfaction shone in his
bright blue eyes.
“Yon promise?”
“Unless anything unforseen should
happen to prevent me, I will be down at
the station by half-past nine.”
“Remember!”
Raven was dramatically impressive, I
thought, as we parted; and I arranged
my work so as to bo able to keep my
appointment. The hardest task was
breaking the news to Amy, who would
be low-spirited and conjure up all kinds
of horrors and impending railway acoi-
dents, and who finally dissolved in a
jfhower of tears as I tore myself away,
burdened with no ends of nigs and com
forters to alleviate in some measure the
moral wet blanket she had thrown over
me.
SANDEBSVILLE, GA., APRIL 26, 1881.
NO. 4.
I was only just in time to catch Raven,
who hastily opened the door of tho rail
way carriage.
“Jump in, Jack, jump in! Hnlf-a-
orown to the guard has secured this com
partment for us all the way down; so we
shall have it to ourselves without fear of
interruption. Time’s np; you have run
it fine. Fire away 1"
IIo flung in my bag and tho several
mgs, etc,, and wo entered. Tho guard
touched his hat and shut tho door with
a bang.
“This door is unlocked, guard?” saidl.
“Yob, sir; side nearest tho platform is
always unlocked. The other door is
locked.”
Ho whistled, and the train started.
“I can’t bear the idoa of both doors
being locked,.".-! remarked to Raven
"In case of accident it would bo impos
sible to escape from the carriago.”
“It doesn’t matter,” he said, and then
relapsed into silence.
For about twenty minutes ho remained
opposite to me, sometimes with his eyes
closed, sometimes with them fixed upon
mo in a most unpleasant manner. All
my endeavors to draw him into conver
sation failed, and after a time I gave
thorn np and also relapsed into silence.
Suddenly ho rose from his seat and
drew from the inside of his overcoat a
long and pointed knife, which flashed
ominously in the lamplight.
“Jack Lawson, we must both of us
die to-night," said he calmly and delib
erately, without any excitement of man
ner. “I feel that tho time has come for
both of us to quit this vale of tears."
“l’es; I quite agree with you, Tom Ra
ven," I replied—seeing what had hap
pened—in as calm a voico as his own.
“I have long thought that life was be
coming very undesirable; and, to leave it
in your company, with you, my oldest
and warmest friend, would be the most
agreeable thing to me that could hap
pen. But—you are not married, Tom?”
“Thank Heaven, no!”
"Remember, I am married; ond, had
you given me notice of this wish of yours
before starting, I would havo made ar
rangements and have spoken to my wife
to propnre her. Have you mr.do your
will, Tom?”
"No, I have not.”
“Good Heaven, man, not made your
will! Tom, it is absolutely necessary foi
both of us to rauko our wills before we
die. I have not made mine, and should
not liko to leavo the world with the
el'.anco of my wife and child having to go
to tho workhouse or bo chargeable on
the parish after my death. You would
wish to leave your money to somo one
in particular—is it not so?”
“Of course I should liko to Jeave my
money properly—of—course—yes! I
uever thought of making my will."
“You must also remember, Tom, that
it would never do to dio deliberately, in
the way wo both desire to die, without
leaving to tho world our reason for the
act. You would not wish your name to
be a by-word and tho cause of derision
to any one, I am sure; and I am certain
I don’t wish my own to bo so. There
fore wo must both draw out our roasons
for dying.”
“Do you know, Jack, I never thought
of that?”
“Well, then, first put your knife down
on the cushion there, and then we will
set to work. I’ve plenty of papor in my
bag and plenty of lead in my pencil,
and we’ve the whole night before us.”
A tremblo of my hand, a quiver of
my voice, would have boon fatal. I
opened tho bag and drew forth the
writing paper. Tho knife was on a
cushion at my side.
“Now, Tom, let ns first state our rea
sons to tho world for wishing to dio to
night by our own hands. If you will
dictate to me your reasons, I will write
them down, and then we will rerise and
correct them. After that, I will dictate
my own to you and yon shall write
thorn. Wo shall be able to do our work
well and quickly.”
“Quito light, Jack; we ought to give
them our reasons. How odd that I never
thought of that! .jet me see; if I kill
you first, I might write them out after
ward.”
“Ah, but who will write out mine?
Don’t be selfish, there’s a good chap!”
“To be sure! Well, are you ready?’
He began dictating long and flowery
sentences. Now and again I interrupted
his flow of language to gain time. This
kept him thoroughly occupied and in
terested, while the train sped - on at ex
press rate. He had nearly finished liis
long, rambling dictation, when, to my
inexpressible delight, I felt the speed of
tho train gradually slackening. I knew
that my ohance of deliverance was near.
“Read over for yourself what I have
written,” I said to him. “The carriage
is very close—a little fresh air will do us
good. I will make any corrections you
may require.”
I sat on the knife and reached over to
lower the glass. A slight fumbling
necessitated my rising to manage better,
and the knife was in my left hand con
cealed under my coat. I turned round
to look at my poor friend, and saw him
trying intently to read my scribble by
the light of the lamp, seemingly un
conscious of the stopping of the train.
In another moment the glass descended,
my hand was thrust through the window
and on the handle of the door. The
train nearly stopped as I jumped out,
shut tlio door, and hold tho handle
firmly. Poor Raven even tlion was quito
engrossed with wliat I had written for
him. I called the guard, and secretly
and quietly the porters wero assembled
on the platform at tho door of the car-
| riage.
“Como, Tom, this is Swindon! Lot
us havo a cup of coffee!” I called to him
through the window.
In that moment the spell was brokon.
I saw him look for liis knife, then rush
to the window at tho opposite side; but
wo were too quick and too powerful for
him. The guard, two porters, and my
self jumped into the carriage, and he
was secured.
My best friend, with a brilliant future
before him, and in tho ripe portion of
his life, was a raring lunatic, and has re
mained hopelessly so—insane from that
time - one of the many victims to over
work.
I need scarcely add that tho caso
which Raven had represented to mo as
culling him to Exeter was nn entire fab
rication, and was invented by him ns
part of tho scheme which, in his mad
ness, he had no doubt seriously imagined
would be for tho benefit of both of us.
I frequently go to tho asylum whore
ho is to inquire after him; but tlio men
tion of my name brings on such a violent
aggravation of his diseaso that I am not
allowed to see him. Poor Rnvonl I fear
I shall never seo him again!
That terrible night can never bo effaced
from my memory, and I can never suffi
ciently congratulate myself on haring so
fortunately thought of tho expedient
which answered so admirably—Writing
for Life.
the knife dropped upon the platform,
Wonders of the Sky.
Students of astronomy will find the
following calculations, made by Mr. O.
B. Warring, very interesting. They
wero presented by that gentleman be
fore tlio Poughkoepsio Society of Nat
ural Soienco recently. Mr. Warring
says if we supposo tho distanco between
t-lio earth and tlio sun (about ninety-two
and one-third millions of miles) to bo
reducod to a dozen rods or moro, tho
sizo of tho two globes to bo reducod in
(ho Raine proportion, tlio distanco from
tho earth to tlio nearest fixed star would
still bo, on tlio name scale, about
nino thousand miles, and to the more
distant ones it would be not loss than
18,000,000 of miles. From tlioso more
distant stars tho light must travel for
sixty centuries beforo it roaches us—
and yet light travels so fast that it would
circle round tho earth more than seven
times in a single second of time. If the
sun could bo reduced, in imagination to
1-100 of an inch in diameter, the earth
would then be of microscopio size,
about 1-10,000 of an inch, but the dis
tance between it and tho nearest star
would not bo less than three miles. If
tho sun were a hollow sphere and the
earth were placed at its center, with the
moon revolving around it in its estab
lished orbit, there would still be a dis-
atneo of 200,000 miles from the lunar
orbit to tho surface cf tho solar sphere
If these relations of sizo and dis
tanco nro inconceivable, the forces which
compel the planets to move in their
cliptieal orbits aro quito much beyond
our comprehension. A bar of stoel
three inches square will sustain a weight
of 540 tons, but a bar having a section
of 144 square inches would sustain
8,G40 tons, which upon a railroad would
require 864 cars to support it and
twenty-three locomotives to transport it.
To deflect the moon from a straight
course into its present orbit, or what is
the same tiling, to retain it in its present
course, would require tho united strength
of not less than eight steel bars,
each one hundred miles square, or, more
accurately, a single bar whose section is
87,500 square miles—more than largo
enough to cover the States of New York
and Ohio together. If this force were
represented by a web of steel wires, each
one-quarter of an inch in diameter
stretched from the earth to tho moon,
they would be distributed over our earth
on the moon side only six inches apart,
and if a similar web were stretched from
tho earth to the sun, tho force exerted
between those two bodies would require
the wires to cover one side of the earth
as close together as blades of grass upon
a lawn.—Burlington Hawkeye.
Effect of Imagination
Many an illness is caused by imagi
nation, and those of us who go about
our work with calmness and confidence
are much moro likely to escape disease
than others who aro filled with appre
hension should infection come within
ono hundred miles of them. In con
nection with this tho Arabs toil the fol
lowing story:
One day a traveler met the Plague
going into Cairo, and accosted it thus :
“ For what purpose aro you entering
Cairo ?”
“ To kill 3,000 people,” rejoined the
Plague.
Somo time after tho same traveler
met the Plague on its return and said :
“ But you killed 30,000.”
“Nay,” answered the Plaguo, “I
killed but 3,000; tho rest died of
fright.”
WOMAN’S COLUMN.
Old Meld*.
I have come to tho conclusion that
thero aro people who aro old-maidish
besides women that are unmarried,
Simply living a single lifo does not
make ono nn old maid, although that is
tlio cognomen tlioy all receive indis
criminately, when thoro is a world-wide
difference in tlieir characteristics. The
very jolliest, sweetest, most companion
able woman I ever knew was a single
lady of middle age ; but one might call
her with the poet
“Tlio sweetest women
Ever fato porvorso
Donied a household mate ;
Who kept so long hor gonial mood
And simple faith of maidenhood.” *
She is dead now, and many call her
blessed, although none ever call her
mother. I havo known women, mothers,
who wero so bigoted, ao narrow-minded,
so exceedingly conservative that if these
are the characteristics that distinguish
old maidism then certainly they had
missed their calling,
It is not givon that all should marry,
how much moro worthy of honor the
woman who not haring, by reason of
adverse fato or circumstances, met or
married tlio man of her choice, tho man
whom alono bIio could " lovo, honor and
obey," prefers to remain single rather
than get married to escape tho stigma
attached to tho appellation “ old maid,”
wrongfully attached, I think. Many
know and ‘appreciate tho lifework of
thousands of women, who aro doing
their work and bearing their burdens
and often tho burdens of othors with no
man to help or hinder them. Undoubt
edly woman’s best sphere is home, and
most women are happier married than
they would bo single, but it is true that
many of tho Rweetest, the truest, the
best women are tlioso who rather than
squander tho treasures of their affec
tion on somo unworthy object, accept
the nemo of old maid resignedly, and
go about, tlieir daily work cheerfully and
conscientiously with only perhaps a
smothered sigh that tho sweetnoss of
motherhood is not for thorn.—Rcocy.
PnriiHolH.
New parasols aro somewhat larger
than tlioso of last summer, and aro made
ef satin morveillenx, surah or brocaded
satin. The novelty of tho season in
shape is the so-colled Mercedes, in
which, by an ingenious device, the out
side is mado to cover the ungraceful
projecting top of tho stick, thus forming
a sort of canopy, which is ornamented
with lace or beads to match tho rest of
the trimming. This variation of shape
adds nothing to tho price, which ranges,
according to the material used, from
ono to fifty dollars. The linings are
in a contrasting color iu many instances,
but cream white linings aro preferred
because they aro moro generally be
coming, and are appropriate with toi
lets of almost any color. "White
enameled ribs showing outride of the
lining are a now feature. Borders of
bayadore-striped satin, or else of plaid
satin are seen on many of tho dark-col
ored parasols. Instead of bordering
the outor edges, this gay band is
sometimes around the middle of tho
parasol. Spanish lace and fringe
aro tho trimmings most used. Very
dressy parasols for tho carriage aro of
white satin surah covered with narrow
frills of white Spanish lace, and lined
with pink-white or cream-white silk.
Black lace frills are mounted on red,
black or cream parasols. Gilt and sil
ver brocades are also used for handsome
parasols. Sticks of natural wood aro
used—among these are the whito Pyre
nees oak and many others that have a
green tinge. Ebonizod sticks and those
with ivory tops, and the whito satin-
wood polished to look like ivory, are on
tho richest parasols. Gingham para
sols are of the striped blue, pink and
white Scotch ginghams to match
drosses, and plaid ginghams are also
used. For the seashore are printed
parasols with one gore different from
’the others, and on this single gore is
printed a picture that is meant to rep
resent a hand-painted scene. A nov
elty in shape is the square parasol with
eight gores, four of which are narrow
and form corners. The Japanese
shapes reappear, bnt "are not so flat as
those of last summer.
Fashion Notes.
Bronze hues are in fashion.
Colored straw will be much worn.
Most bonnets are of medium size.
All shades of yellow are fashionable.
Black toiiets ore os fashionablo as
over.
Iron-rust red is a new shade of this
color.
Silver-gray and rosy lilac are very
fashionable.
Brocaded stuffs continue to bo used
or jackets.
Tufts of feathers are worn more than
long plumes.
Plaids bid fair to have a run -of fash
ionable favor.
Draperies continue to be very
elaborate on dress skirts.
Puffs of crimped tarlatan are the
proper trimmings for widows’ caps.
Plusli-like stripes, either plain or
ombre, aro seen not only in thin fabrics,
but in tho ribbons and the surahs for
pieco trimmings.
New linen collars aro straight
bands liko those worn by clergymen,
but are mado to lap in front, finished
with a curve, and fastened with a gold
button.
Stars of gilt or steel aro on dark satin
ribbons; rainbow stripes, with a plush
or gilt stripe, are on others; a great deal
of green, black and gold is combined in
the Madras plaids.
During the summer months pokes
and pioturesqno large round huts will
bo most generally worn, but oven then
the small close bonnet of laco and
flowers will not be wholly abandoned.
Silk net with a tape edging is shown
in widths for trimming ond for strings;
this comes in blaek, cream and whito, as
well as the stylish bronze d’art, condor
brown, and tho now laurier, or laurel
pink.
Pink or blue muslin hems an inch
wide aro all around wido mull neok-
ties. Sometimes tucks of the same
width are across the ends of tlio tie, and
colored miiBlin to match tho hem is
passed inside the tuck.
Canning Corn.
In tho vicinity of Boston thero aro nu
merous establishments devoted to
the canning of greon com, and
as tho process is similar to that
to which all articles of preserved
food aro subjected, a description
of tlio method will servo as an ox-
ample for the rest. The corn is planted
oxpressly for this pnrposo, and wliou it
is in condition to can it is stripped of
its husks, after which it is thoroughly
wiped, to remove the silks. It is then
passed along to another set of hands,
who, with knives made for this purposo,
cut off tho kernels from tho cob. This
work is done over a largo wooden liop-
por, there being generally fouAands nl
work at one machino, and the corn is
allowed to drop through into a tub.
When this is full it is taken into another
room whore it is weighed out in small
quantities, eaoh amount just sufficient
to fill a can, tho com being forced into
the can by means of a powerful
automatic press, which oporates very
rapidly. The cans aro then taken to
the soldering room, whero each is caro-
fully wiped and tho top is soldered on,
a small hole being made in the cover to
allow the escapo of air. Tho next stop
is the cooking, which is done by placing
tho ean in wooden vats filled with water
and kept at the boiling point by steam
boat. After being cooked a wkilo the
cans aro taken out, tho airholes are
nowly opened, and they aro subjected to
a thorough shaking to force out tho air
which operation is most important.
After this tho corn is again cooked, tho
cans aro soalod air-tight, and they are
then ready for market. All articles are
treated in a similar manner with the
exception of preparing them for the
cooking process, and when finished they
aro practically imperishable, as they
will koop for years iu any clinmto. All
through Massachusetts there are exten
sive vegetable canning establishments,
as well as in other parts of Now Eng
land, and within tho past few months
tho business lias increased to a marked
extent in Jho State of Maine, especially
u com.—Cultivator.
Do Not Exaggerate.
There aro persons whom you can al
ways believe, because you know they
have the habit of telling tho truth.
They do not “color” a story or enlarge
a bit of nows in order to make it sound
fine or romarkable.
Tliore are others whom you hardly
know whether to believe or not, because
they “strotoh” things so. A triflin'?
incident grows in size but not in quality
by passing through their mouth. They
take a small fact, or slender bit of news,
find pad it with added words and pain>
it with highly colored adjectives until
it is largely unreal and gives a false
impression. And one doesn’t like to
listen to folks when so muoh must be
allowed for “ shrinkage.”
Cultivate the habit of telling the
truth in little things os well as in great
things. Pick your words wisely, and
use only such as rightly mean what you
wish to say. Never “stretch” a story
to make it seem bigger or funnier. Do
this, and people will learn to trust and
respect yon. This will be better than
having a name for telling wonder
ful stoi ies or making foolishly and falsely
“ funny ” remarks. Thero aro enough
real funny things happening in the
world, and they ore most entertaining
when told exactly as they came to pass.
Gilhooly hired a pony the other day
to take a little exercise on. Ho got all
the exercise he wanted, and-os ho limped
to the edge of the sidewalk to rest him
self after taking so much exercise, a
kind friend asked him: “What did you
come down so quick for?” “What did
I come down so quick for ? Did you see
anything up in the air forme to hold
on to?”—Galveston jbews.
At least 80,000 lu' v a , owe"e slain in
the United States by sportsmen lost
season.
8uIhit1H6i WaafelagUi Cffiuty* S«*
JERNI8AN A SCARBOROUGH.
Maximus.
I hold him groat who for lovo’s sake
Can givo with gcunrous, earnest will;
Yet ho who takes for lovo’s swoot sake
I think I hold more generous still:
I bow before tho noble mind
That freely somo groat wrong forgives;
Yot nobler is tlio ono forgiven
Who boars that burden well and livos.
It may be hard to gain, and still
To keep a lowly, steadfast heart;
Yot ho who loses lias to All
A harder and a truer part.
Glorious It is to wear tlio crown
Of a dosorvod and puro success;
Ho who knows he,, t o fail has won
A crown whoso luster is not lest.
Groat may ho ho who oan command
And nilo with Just and tender sway;
Yot is divinor wisdom taught
Bettor by him who can oboy.
Blosaod are they who die for God
And earn tlio martyr’s crown of light.
Yot ho who livos for God may ho
A greater conqueror in His sight,
—Atlrlnide Proctor.
FUN.
Mississippi lias more wom.cn than men
Utah has Mormon.
Many actors aro like oysters. Yott
can see all thero is in them as soon as
they open tlioir mouths.
Fust appearances aro cod to be evry.
thing. I don’t put all my faith into
this sayin'; I think oystors and clams,
for instance, will boar lookin’ into.—
Josh Billings.
A genius has invented a “ fireproof
paper,” which at first sight would seem
to mako it possiblo for Colonel Inger-
soll to havo his paper sent to his new
address in tho noxt world.— Norristown
Herald.
Spooking of a soldier a gentleman
used the expression, “ He takes no note
of timo, save by its loss,” but afterward
acknowledged his mistake, as all sol
diers have to mark timo frequently.—
Philadelphia Sun.
“I throw this off in ton minutes,’’
softly said tho poet, placing n manu
script on tho editorial table. The edi
tor said that when it came to Bpeed no
long-haired poet should distance him—
and ho threw it off in less than ten sec-
omlf—off the tablo into tho waste bos
ket.
In the year 1880 America issued sev
euty patents to women. And not one of
thosj was an indicator to be attached to
tho bed-poBt to show if there is a man
under the bod. And yet, think how
much getting down on hands and knees
such a thing would savo a woman.—
Boston Post.
THE HOME DOCTOR.
For bleeding at cavity of extracted
tooth, pack tho alveolus fully and firm
ly with cotton wot with alum water.
For bleeding, take linen or other rags,
burn to charcoal and put it in the
wound, and no moro blood will come.
For diphtheria, garglo lemon juice and
swallow somo of it. A few drops of
camphor on loaf sugar affords imme
diate relief for sore throat.
For cough, take suet, boiled in milk.
For bums take a tart applo and simmer
in lard till it forms a salve. It heals
quick and always without a scar.
To cure enlarged neck, take two ta-
blospoonfuls of salt, two of borax and
two of alum, dissolve in two of water
and apply throe times a day for ihreo
weeks.
Tho following is said to be n remedy
for fever and ague : Twenty-four grains
of quinine, two drams elixir vitriol,
twenty-two large tablespoonful of rain
water. Doso, take each half hour
through tho day until taken up.
For burns or scalds, varnish the
wound with tho white of an egg. The
application of the egg is more soothing
than sweet oil and cotton, tho common
remedy for burns.
Tho following is said to be a good
cough mixture : Take paregoric elixir,
sweet spirits of nitre, tincture of balsam
of tula, of each equal parts ; mix them
together, and tako a teaspoonful in cold
water threo times a day.
Miss Parloa gives this cure for hoarse
ness; Bake a lemon or sour orange for
twenty minutes in a moderate oven,
then open it at ono end and dig out the
inside, which sweeten with sugar or
molasses, and eat. This will cure
hoarseness and remove the pressure
from the lungs.
A tablespoonful of pulverized alum
sprinkled into a hogshead of “water (the
water stiiTed at the same lime) will,
after a few hours, by precipitating to tho
bottom the impure particles, so purify
it that it will be found to possess nearly
all the freshness and clearness of the
finest spring water. A pailful, contain
ing four gallons, may be thoroughly
purified by a single teaspoonful of the
alum.
For the earache toast an onion thor
oughly, take tho heart out, put it into a
piece of flannel and insert it into the
ear, having previously put a few drops of
hot water into the ear.
The white of an egg, into which a
piece of alum about the size of a wal
nut has been stewed until it forms a
jelly, is a capital remedy for sprains.
It should be laid over the sprain upon
a piece of lint and be changed as it be
comes dry.
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