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■ • H.MS OAHU.
Olliro at liis Uobidonce, on Harris Street.
April 3, 1830.
heaving the Farm.
Aiel so tlio time has come, my man,
3 ho end wo’vo long foreseen,
When wo must leave the dear old farm,
Witli all its moadows green;
The mortgage is foreclosed, they say,
And might makes always right.
But this is not tho end wo saw
When wo bogan tho tight.
How often in tho ovontido
• We’ve planned for futuro days,
Wlion we could send tho girls to school
And drivo our span of bays,
hro then we thought a nico new homo
Would lend an added charm,
It looked bo easy then to pay
Tho mortgage on the farm.
But years passed on and troubles came;
I think wo’ll always mind
Tho summer that you broko a leg,
And I got almost blind;
We scarce could pay tho interest,
With doctor’s bills and all,
And hired help for everything,
From early spring till fall.
Tho “comer lot’’ has cost us, man,
A hundred dollars cloar,
For every aero stumped and fonced,
It seems so very queor!
I know we’vo more than paid tho price
Of every rod of land,
Yet wo go forth in our old ago
With helpless empty hand.
To ovory foot of tins old farm
Wo’re bound by pricoloss bands;
Tho orchard and tho shading elm
Were planted by our hands;
Tho “claim” wo hold within our hearts,
Wrought out by honest toll;
Tho counterpart our spirits hold
No sheriff can despoil.
Y'-t it ib hard, God knows how hard,
To leave the dear old placo,
And know that strangor hands will soon
Old landmarks quite cffaco;
But then, dour man, it is not long
Wo’ll need a homo below,
Wo’ll bide the “house not made with
lmmls,”
Whoro healing waters flow.
—Jfca A, II, ilamen.
MARGARET’S MONEY.
B. D. EVANS,
Attorney at Law,
H VNDKIiHVILLE, GA.
April 3, 1880. JSSrSi-t. . It ...
m. WM. RAWLINGS,
Physician & Surgeon,
SANDKliSVILLE, GA.
,Wi ™ «t Sandorsville Hotel,
April 10, 1880,
E. A. SULLIVAN,
PUBLIC,
fSANPKHSVILLE, GA.
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attention given to all business.
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c. C. BROWN,
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Sandorsville, Ga.
.e,m'ti* «w State and United States
.' _ Court-houao.
H. N. HOLLIrFlF
''.vsician and Surgeon,
Haridorsvillb, Ga.
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BR. J. B. ROBERTS,
^ 1 .a >ician and Surgeon,
Sandorsville, Ga.
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“She has got £5,000,” said the old
man, “ and she’s a good girl. She’ll be
a catch for somebody.”
Then I thought he looked at me.
“Why should ho look at me?” I
thought. “I’m not a husband worth
angling for, as he know’s very well, this
man who pays mo my small salary every
week with his own hands.”
Still he did look at mo, and I an
swered with a word or two; I ferget
whnt now.
“ Yes,” he said, talking with a mean
ing, too, looking at mo evidently to see
how I took tho nows; “yes, and what
do you suppose she does with it ? Has
it locked up in my fireproof safe in
my fireproof vault; doesn’t use it
any way; doesn’t get -interest on it;
locks it up as she does her rings and
pins, and lets it lie never touched.”
“ I wonder yo*.i don’t give her bettor
dvice,” I said.
“Give a woman advice I” ho said.
“Try it. However, I approve of this.
Better keep her dowry locked up safe
than risk and lose it. I’m her guardian,
Her father and I had quarreled, you
know. But when he died ho left her
and her money in my care, A nice
thing for an old bachelor to have a
young niece quartered on him for life
I’ll marry her oil as soon us I can. I
say, Fisher, come up and take tea with
mo to-night.”
Ho did mean it! He offered his niece
and £5,000 to me I Ho hud never liked
me either.
“Shall I go ?” I asked myself. I was
not a man to be bought by money, if
she wero a coarse and vulgar creature
like her uncle ; but otherwise why not
see what sho was made of ? At leabt it
could do no harm to take tea with old
Simon Giddings. I went home with
him that evening. I noticed some little
changes in tho parlor, as though a lady’s
hand had been busy there, and in a mo
ment more I saw sitting in the shadow
of the curtains a girl dressed in deep
mourning.
“ Margaret, Mr. Fisher; my niece,
Mias Giddings, Tom,” said the old man;
and as I bowed I saw a little velvet
headed crutch leaning against the girl’s
chair. She was lame then. Old Giddings
thought this an obstacle to her making
a good matoh, so he offered her to Tom
Fisher.
“ It won’t do, old man,” I thought.
“I shouldn’t mind a plain face, so much,
but a lame wife will never do for me.”
Then something whispered faintly in
my ear; *’£5,0001” For the rest Miss
Giddings was fair and pleasant in her
manner. She was a lady, too, which
seemed odd for old Simon’s niece, for
he was as vulgar as he was rich; and she
sang to us after tea very sweetly. I
liked a girl with dash and color,
and still her blue eyes and sweet
smile haunted me a little after I went
home. “She’ll never quarrel with
one,” I thought; “ and a woman worth
£5,000 would be a catch cer
tainly; but that crutch ! I’ll stay away
from old Simon’s house for the future.”
Bat he would not let me stay away;
he kept on urging me to go home with
him. There was a Marian Moore. Per
haps she liked me a little. I admired
her intensely; but she had no money,
and I should take her away from her
snug home to some poor sort of place if
I married her. I should find it hard
work to feed and clothe her decently.
This fair, sweet Margaret was rich,
and as timo passed on I began to see
her liking for me. And I sat in the
office one day, three months from the
time of my first visit, wondering
whether I could be quite sure that I
should be good enough to the little
thing I meant to marry for her money,
to keep her from knowing that there
was no actual love for her in my heart.
And as I pondered, the voioe of old
Simon reached my ears; “TomFisher,
up in the moon again, eh ? Well, woll,
when a fellow is in love we excuse lazi
ness in him. There’s my niece Mar
garet pouring the tea in the slop-basin
aud oversetting the milk at breakfast.
‘Maggie,’ says I, ‘you’re a-thinking of
some one, an’ ye.’ Sho blushed to her
ears. You’ve managed to got into some
good graces in that quarter, Tom.
“Do you think so ?” I said.
“ I know so,” said tho old mau.
ought not to say so, you know, but I’m
frank.”
I listened to him then, two voices
whispering to mo.
“ You don’t love her,” said one,
“ You don’t hate her,” said the other,
“ You do want £5,000,” said the other.
“ It would make a man of you. You
could go into business on your own
account. You’d cease to be a slave in
this dingy offico.”
Five thousand pounds 1 said I to my
self. Then I started to my feot,
“ Mr. Giddings,” I said, “would you
bo willing to give your niece to me as
my wife?”
“ Tom Fishor, I’d give her to any
deoent young man. A girl bothers mo;
I m tired of tho charge. Every ono
doesn’t want a lame wife. If you like
her, take her, aud on your wedding day
I’ll hand the £5,000 to you, and be rid
of tho charge.”
I turned faint and sat down to my
desk; but went to old Simon’s house
that night and saw Margaret. She looked
as fair nud happy as a child. I sat
down by her and took her hand.
“Are you going to say ‘No,’ Mag.
gio ? ” I said, and sho lifted her innocent
lips to mine and kissed mo. “ I’ll be
very, very good to you.”
But there was no lover’s warmth in
my heart; only a kind of gontle pity
for tho girl who was to bring me £5,000.
Wo wero enguged. Old Simon joked
us coarsely, aud seemed to exult over
the affair. I might oven have doubted
the existence of the £5,000, but that
Maggie told me of it herself.
“Undo was keeping it for rae to live
on when I was an old maid,” she said;
“ but you shall do what you cliooso with
tho money when I belong to you. Wo’ll
buy u pretty house, shan’t we, dear,
first of nil, and live tlioYe all our lives—
somewhere whoro we can have a gar
don ?”
So, after that, 1 never doubted, but
clung to the idea as I could not if I had
loved t ho girl. We were married in a
fortnight. Uncle Simon and his old
housekeeper alone were present. It had
touched me a good deal when Margaret
had whispered that she had rather not
have a wedding party,
“Fancy the bride limping up tho
aislo upon a crutch I” sho said. “Let
mo be married with none to stare at
me. You love me, so I don’t care about
being lame anymore, but I’d rather not
bo stared at.”
I took her in my arms and kissed her
then.
“ I’ll bo good to her,” I said, as the
clergyman uttered his prayer—“very
very good;” and I was Raying it again
when I sut with my wife in old Simon’s
parlor, and he, coming in. the gas,
and stood twinkling his a es at us
maliciously.
“So it’s over,” he said, with his fiend
ish chuckle. “She’s yours; now for
the £5,000. I’m going to hand it over
to-night. I shall sleep better.”
I blushed with shame. “ Not yet,” I
said; “don’t talk of money yet.”
‘ No,” said Simon. “ But I will,
though; I’ve got it here.” And he
unlocked a sideboard which stood in
the room aud brought out a small roll
done up oddly enough in brown paper.
“TherB it is,” said ho, “there it is
Look at it; count it. Five thousand,
plum. Count it I”
He fairly grinned as he spoke. She
smiled. I saw something in his laugh
that made me shudder. Without a
word more I walked to the table, opened
the parcel and spread out the notes.
There was £5,000 worth of them, read-
ng the value on their faces; bat they
were the notes of the Diddleton &
Bilkem Bunk, which had failed years
ago ! I had been deceived. The girl I
had married was penniless!
“ Impostor I” I yelled. Old Simon
answered with a roar of laughter.
“ Good joke,” he said. “I have done
what I have promised. You’ve got the
£5,000; I didn’t tell you what it was in.
Of course such money is of no use to
you ; but I can’t help that. Ha, hat ”
I think I should have given him a
blow, but just then I heard Margaret
Bcream. I looked at her. I saw, as I
had known before, that she had no hand
in tho deception. I sayan awful look
in her eye, a doubt of my love trem
bling on her lip. I saw her rise and falter
on her poor feet and stretch her arms
toward me. I heard her cry, “ Thomas,
I did not know 1” and then—oh, thank
God for it 1—tho love I had never felt
before rushed into my heart—a great all-
conquering love.
I ran to her. I took her in my arms.
I gave her the first kiss of passionate
and new-born lovo, and I said: “ Mar
garet, try and bear poverty with me, for
I love you better than my soul.”
And all Margaret’s money—the money
that faded before mo like fairy gold—-
could never have given me half the joy
that the wealth of loye given to and re
ceived from her gave me npon onr bri
dal day, gave me in all the first strug
gling years of wedded life, and will
give me, God grant it, until the end.
A Vleroumnn’m Congregation.
The following anecdote is related ns
haring actually occurred not many
months ago iu a large northern senport
city in England; nnd wo have no reason
to disbelieve it.
It was a Sunday, and it was raining
as it never does Tain but in the vicinity
of mercantile shipping on the first day
of the week. The docks boosted a lit
tle church or bethel, which hoisted the
union jack every Sunday morning in
token that service would be held there,
chiefly for sailors. Tho clergyman who
officiated weekly at the bethel was rather
lator than usual on the Sunday morning
in question, owing to the difficulty ho
had in getting a cab, tho rain having
caused those vehioles to be in great de
mand. He arrived, however, a few min
utes before eleven, and hurriedly bid
ding tho driver wait for him till service
should be over, ho entered the scored
odifico—to find himself alone there.
Possibly seafaring people are not more
prone to church-going in wet weather
than their fellow-sinners who livo
ashore; anyhow, every seat was vacant.
The clergyman was a zealous man, so he
resolved to wait a quarter of an hour, on
the chance of some waif or stray turn
ing up. His patience was not unre
warded; for altor the lapse of a few
minutes one very wot man came slowly
in, and seated himself with some hesi
tation on one of the back benches
Even lie, probably, had only put into
that haven under stress of bad weather
outside, all tho public houses and other
congenial places of shelter being closed
Now, our parson was not only a zealous,
but n conscientious man—not always the
same thing—and lie resolved that had lie
but ono solitaiy unit instead of a con
gregation, ho would pursue tho service
in full to the bitter end for that unit’s
benefit—at least, as long as the unit
would bear it—and ho proceeded to do
so, and accomplished it. At tho end of
the liturgy, touched probably by the
patient endurance of his auditor, he
condescended to address him personally,
telling him that since the inclemency
of the weather —we are not in receipt of
information on that point, but wo feel
sure ho said inclemency—had prevented
the usunl attendance at the church, he
would forego the sermon ho had pre
pared, and would content himself with
malting a “few remarks.” This, however,
his hearer begged him not to do, and
expressed a great desire to hear the ser
mon; so, pleased with this evideuco of
intelligence umong tho lower orders,
and gratified by tho effect his eloquence
was producing, ho took the victim at
his word, and let him have it. Tho text
duly chosen, blossomed into firstly,
secondly, thirdly, fourthly and lastly.
“In conclusion” was followed by “ono
word moro,” nnd still tho unit sat on
undismayed.
After it was all over tiro preacher
came down and shook hands with him,
thanking him warmly for his attention,
his gratification being somewhat dimin
ished when ho discovered the enrap
tured listener to be his cabman, tho
sum total of whose “ half u crown an
hour for waiting ” had been materially
augmented by tho length of the worthy
divine’s discourse.— Chambers' Journal.
SCIENTIFIC SCItAFN.
The mean depth of the sea is from
four to five miles.
It rains three times as often iu Ire
land as it does in Italy.
A moderate gale travels at the rate of
sixteen feet in a second.
VenuB, Mars and Jupiter compare in
size as a pea, a pin head and an orange.
The mean height of the Englishman
is five and a half inches above that of
the Frenchman.
The amount of common salt in tho
sea is estimated to be about five times
the bulk of the Alps.
In ordinary breathing a man’s chest
takes in at one breath about twenty
cubic inches ol air, the bulk of a full-
sized orange.
If the existing waters of the sea were
increased but one-fourth it would
drown the earth, with the exception of
some mountain summits.
A thermometer, plunged into the
snow to the depth of four inches, will
mark nine degrees more heat than at
the surface.
A Frenoh surgeon mitigates pain by
administrating a series of wave sounds
to the affected part by means of a tun
ing fork and a sounding board. Neu
ralgia is cured speedily. The vibration
is kept up by an electro-magnet.
A MONSTER OF THE SEA.
Siivoko <! rent ii res tlinl Rlsn I tom tin. |toi-
loin iifi hr Son Only when They nre lUullln-
I oil--1 ut err mi inn Iiiltmnntlon About Thom.
A Gloucester (Mass.) fisherman said
to a New York reporter wliilo examining
a squid at a Rockaway museum:
“I’ve been round the world, seen
sharks, whales and big snakes, but a big
squid when he’s cornered is about the
worst-looking creature you want to see.
Generally their body is about ten feet
long, looks like a grayish-white bag,
with a tail like a big arrowhead. Tho
head is small, but the eyes ore about as
big as a large saucer or plate, and black
and staring. When you catch a glimpse
of them eyeing you out from among
their arms, I tell you it makos a man
wish lie hadn't come. The arms, ten of
them, branch from tho head, eight short
ones nbout fifteen feet, and two long
ones from thirty to forty, depending, of
course, upon tho Rizo of tho squid.
Eight of them nre lined with suckers,
each ono ranging in size from a ton-
cont pieco up to a half-dollar. They
aro liko so many air pumps. In each
one is a ring of bone with edges like a
Baw. These aro pressed into you, and
the air is suoked out, whioh, of course,
forces the teeth of the saw in, and you
can imagine the offcot of hundreds of
these flying around and striking on all
sides. The long arms only have their
suckers confined to the ends, whioh nre
flattened out. Between all these arms
is tho mouth, which has two beaks just
like a parrot’s, only larger, and the upper
one sets into tho undor so they can nip
a pieco out of an oar blade as easy as to
say tho word.
“Do they swim? Yes, and backward,
too, dragging the arms after them and
going liko lightning. Sometimes they
jump right out of water and como down
as slick as a flying fish. Tho first one
I ever tackled was just above Trinity
bay, Newfoundland. We saw something
in near shore, and a couple of us jumped
nto a dory and pulled over to it. When
wo got near a lug wave tossed us right
on top of it, and the first thing I knew
I got a shot of water and ink (you
know they spurt ink from an ink bag)
fair in tlio face, and by the timo I wiped
it off the squid was half aboard us. It
flung five of its arms over, and ono
struck my mato on his bare arm and
nearly hauled him over. I grabbed tho
ax aud managed to out two of the
arms, when another got round my leg,
and hauled mo off my feet; down I went
into the boat, and I believe that’s the
only thing that savod us, as my hand
lauded on a big boat hook. I lay on
my back, the boat half full of water,
and jammed that hook right through
the ugly creature’s oyes, and, ns my
mato had put an oar through it, it.
slipped into the water. All this time,
mind you, it was fuming and spurting
wntor and ink; but it was only about
half a fathom of water, and I stuck tho
boat hook in it again. After we had
bailod out tho boat wo made the squid
fast by tho painter, towed it aboard and
cut it up for bait, after wo had meas
ured it. From tho tip of the long arms
to tho end of tho tail tho lino gave
flfty-ono and a half feet. Wo packed
it in a tub that was made to hold ex
actly ‘J00 pounds of cod, and it flheu it.
I wouldn’t tnoklo one again like it for
tho proceeds of a whole season.
“Why, everywhere a sucker' had
struck my mate’s arm it looked as
though ft red-hot iron had been pressed
on and sunk in, and where they had
been tom away the flesh had gone, too.
Ho was laid up a month. I had a heavy
pair of boots on, and the leather showed
tho marks, as if they bod been cut with
a penknife.
“Yes” (in answer to a question)
“most all the Gloucester men can tell
big stories about squids. Captain Col
lins, now one of the United Statos fish
commission, used to ran the schooner
Howard, and they caught five in one
day, averaging from thirty-five to forty-
five feet on an estimato, and weighing
about a thousand pounds apiece. Some
difference betweon them and this mon
ster, that we are money out on.”
This account was not exaggerated, as
any one may prove by paying a visit to
tho zoological museum of Yale college,
where Professor Verrill has the finest
collection of these oreatures in this or
any country. A few years ago they
were not believed in, and the strange
tales of Hugo were the only hints of
their existence; but one was washed
ashore on the Newfoundland coast, and
fortunately fell into the hands of the
Rev. Dr. Harvoy, who sent part of it to
the Smithsonian institute, and thus
their existence becamo assured and
credited by many who some years back-
classed them with the sea-serpent,
At certain seasons they are more fre
quent than others, and as they 'are only
found or seen when mutilated, living at
other times in the deep sea, it is sup
posed that they become injured iu the
breeding season; or perhaps at certain
times parasitio animals are more fre
quent. 1876 was a season extremely
notable in this respect, and numbers
were seen floating on the surface, food
for birds, or partly dead and mutilated.
Others wore found along the ooast
washed among the breakers, where they
swung, hanging by their two long ton-
tacles, which were fastened to tho
rooks, answering the purpose of cables
to the living ship on a lea shore.
A famous placo for them seems to be
tho Flomiah Cap, a bank to the north-
oast of the Grand BankB. Portions of
theso monsters have been fonnd in
whales, that indicated animals nearly
ono hundred feet long and twenty-five
hundred pounds in weight. These ani.
mals are not now to the geologist.
Their fossil beaks and ink bags are fre
quently found in the strata of the recent
formations, the ink being so well pre
served that it was formerly used as the
sepia of commerce, and a writer has
penned a history of living squidB with
the ink of one that perished tons of
thousands of years in the past. Earlier
forms of the squid appeared in shells,
and these fossil coverings aro frequently
fonnd almost as large as a cart wheel,
whilo some of the straight-shelled vari
eties reached a length of fifteen feet
and, according to some authorities,
thirty feet. Imagine a slioll thirty feet
in length propelled like a battering ram
through tlio water, waring its snake-like
arms; a fitting forefather of the giant
squid of to-day, the architenthis of the
scientific world.
Newottaite.ro in Mejtiieo.
A letter from the city of Mexico to
the St. Louis Globe-Democrat Bays: Timo
is not an element of news in n Mexican
newspaper. In this country a live edi
tor thinks that if nows is good enough
to publish it is good enough to keep,
that a roal piece of nows is as good at
tho ond of two wooks as at the end of
two hours, nnd ho acts up to this idea.
I was startled by the reappearance of
President Garfield’s message in Spanish
four weeks after its delivery, No dis
respect was meant to liis excellency, for
the message of President Gonzales,
whioh was delivered April 1, was pub
lished by one of the leading newspapers
here in tho monthly review of May 1.
In fact tho American idea of news is
unknown, and whatever nows appears
in the papers is of no less importance
than the political wisdom wliioh fills
the editorial columns, and from which
the papors are supposed to be published.
There aro fourteen daily newspapers in
this city, and not ono of them receives
a special dispatch—many of - them do
not tako tho troublo to publish tho dis
patches which are sent to them ; some
times several days pass without a single
word from foreign hinds, nud when the
dispatches como nil those which come
over tho eablo aro addressed not to the
newspapers wfiich publish them, but to
Don Ramon Guzman, tbo president of
tho cable company.
On ono occasion I called at a news
paper offico to mako a change in an arti
cle I hud left for insertion in the next
morning’s issue. I called at four in the
afternoon, and found two stout boys
working off tho edition on a cylinder
hand-press. I asked them why they
did not deliver the paper tho same day
it was printed, and they told me that if
I preferred I could get my paper in the
evening. Now I have throe of my morn
ing papers delivered the evening before,
and they seem to have pretty muoh the
same nows as the next morning’s papers,
os woll ns the same advertisements of
last month’s steamers.
This is tho land of contrasts in every
thing, and if the newspapers here are
vacant as far as news is concerned, they
uro a great success from the able edi
torial point of view. Their editors are
scholars, poets, wits, duelists, men of
the world ond noarly all of them con
gressmen. There is a natural fluency
in tho race and a tendency to politics,
whioh accounts for the number of
papers, each one of which has a half
dozen editors aud no reporter. It must
be confessed that they write well and
think clearly, and uli that, hut I have
an idea that if there were less editorial
intellect and more reportorial legs that
even in Mexico a morning newspaper
would not work off its edition on a
hand-press the evening before.
The Terrible Tragedy.
The thick thunder threatened torrents;
the tempest tossed the trees, throwing
heir trembling trunklets topsy-turvy.
Tripping toward the town, Theresa
thought: “ To-night Theodore treads
the tiresome thoroughfare, thinking
things that—”
Thud I
The terrified truant turns to trace the
threatening turmoil. There, toward the
toll-gate, tramped Theodore, trying to
throttle two thieves.
“ Take to the timber, Theresa 1 ’
thundered Theodore.
“ Tell that to timid things,” thought
Theresa, treading tiger-like, tip-toe
toward the trio. Then, telling Theo
dore to throw the taller thief, Theresa,
taking’ t’other’s toga, tied through the
thickness the thief’s throat.
Thus terminated the terrible trouble
that threatened the twain. They turned
triumphantly to town, there to tell the
tale. To-morrow ties them together.
The Kansas Editorial association have
decided not to have a meeting this year,
but June, 1882, they intend to have one,
followed by an exoursion to California*
FARM AND HOV8EIIOCD.
Wnsli fur Fruit Tree*.
A correspondent of the Rural Mes
senger has had good results from the
application of lime, wood ashes and 61d
iron put around the roots of fruit trees
that were not doing well, thus restoring
the trees to a healthy condition and im
proving the quality of the fruit. As a
wash for mossy trees he gives the fol
lowing; Heat an ounce of sal soda to
redness in an iron pot and dissolve it in
one gallon of water, and while warm
apply it to the trunk. After one appli
cation tho moss and old bark will drop
off and the trunk will bo quite smooth.
Htlnitn an Uor*c*i
For years we havo condemned the
praotice of deforming in appearance
and injury physically the horse by the
useless nnd foolish contrivance of
blinds. The fabulous practice of carry
ing a stone iu one end of the bag
to balance the grain in the other is
innocence compared tc tho relio of bar
barism still indulged by toamsters. All
tho arguments in its favor are mere
pretense to hide such ridioulous prac
tices. The blinds nnd tho infernal
oheok-rein demand the intercession of
Mr. Bergh ns the most serious and
coolly premeditated wrong and cruelty
to a noble animal. The horse is a
noblo animal, nnd enjoys os well
as man the sights about him. A d
when he is treated rightly and has a
full sight of all about him, is more kind
nnd tractable. Imaginary evils and
bugaboos aro olways moro frightful to
man and boost than real ones. Besides
the discomfort to the horse, and the
disllguremont of his appearance, blinds
are injurious to the sight. It onuses
a sharp current betweon the olosely
pressed blind t and the eye—causing
the lodgment of dust and dirt in that
too tender organ, and it aids in accel
erating the too frequent blindness.
Think of his patience, his faithful ser
vice, his intelligent devotion, and leave
off those torturing instruments—tho
blinds and oheok-reins. Humanity de
mands it; the progress of the age de-
meals it; but more than all, the comfort
and safety of that noblost of all animals
demand it.—Iowa Stole Register.
Farm and ilai-tltm Note*.
New beginners in rood-making gen
erally round up too mnoh. Any more
ronnding than is necessary to readily
carry off water is injurious.
Wrens ore groat insect destroyers,
ond it is an excellent plan to provide
nest boxcB for them to breed in near
the dwelling. Sometimes they rear
three broods in a season of six birds
each, ond they are always hungry for
bugs.
A strong tea mode from sassafrass
roots is recommended for killing liee
on cattle and horses, In applying it,
take an old cloth and wash tho animal
so as to Wbt the hair and hide thor
oughly. Apply either warm or cold.
No injury will bo done to tho animal,
and the lice will be effectually killed.
As soon as he has his poultry houses
cleaned, Mr. Keorn tells the Ohio
Farmer, he takes the manure and
spreads it over his wheat field, or a
poor spot in his meadow, and you can
take his word that a man with one eye
can see whoro he puts it. To put hen
manure in a box or barrel and keep it
one year before it is put to a crop he
thinks is a wrong way.
We find in a Western exchange, raw
eggs, shells and all, recommended as a
remedy for scours in cattle. Full out
the tongue, crack the egg, clap it on
the root of the tongue and let go. Tuo
or three are enough for a young calf;
from that up to two dozen for a cow.
It is the best cure for loss of cud. Keep
a calf dry, feed regularly in time,
quantity and temperature; feed no un
cooked cornmeal, and you will not be
troubled with scours.
I
ItoDsoliold Hint*.
Never put salt on a steak until after
it is cooked. After trimming on each
side equally dress to taste with sweet
fresh butter, pepper aud salt, and add,
if preferred, a teaspoonful of lemon
juice.
When striped stockings are washed
and are ready to hang up to dry turn
them wrong side out. This will prevent
the color from running on the right side
and spoiling the stockings.
If you flavor a rhubarb pie with nut
meg it will improve it greatly and make
it taste like a fresh apple pie.
A good way to cook liver is to fry it
in butter, with an onion out in small
pieces scattered over it. Cook slowly;
when done add a lump of butter and a
little flour; stir well and turn over the
liver. Serve with Saratoga potatoes.
*
A St. Louis paper says that it is char
acteristic of society in the case of, wed
dings that the controlling feature of
that ceremony is tho young woman. We
have observed this remarkable faot, and,
incredible though it may appear, have
further notioed that she is frequently
the controlling feature ever after.
Chemical action is ■ cl ways aocom
anied by increase of temperature.