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ALONE BY TEE HEARTH.
Here, in my rang little fire-lit chamber,
Bit I alone;
And, as I gaze in the coala, I remember
Days long agone.
Saddening it is when the night haa descended,
Thus to ait here,
Pensively musing on episodes ended
Many a year.
8till in my visions a golden-haired glory
Flits to and fro;
Bhe whom I loved—but’t is Just tho old story,
Dead, long ago 1
•Tis but the Wraith of a love; yet I lingei
(Thus passion errs),
Foolishly kissing tho ring on my finger—>
Once it was hers,
Nothing has changed slnoo her spirit departed,
Hero in this room—
Cave I. who weary and half-broken-hearted,
Sit in tho gloom,
iiOud ’gainst tho window the winter rain dashes,
Dreary and cold;
Over tho floor the red firelight flashes
Just as of old.
Jnst a? of old—but tho embers are scattered,
Whose ruddy blazo
Flashed o’er the floor whore her fairy feet pat
tered
In other days.
Then, her dear voice, like a silvor chitno ring'
ing,
Melted away;
Often these walls have re-echoeo ner singing
Now hushed for ayo l
Why should love bring naught but sorrow, 1
wonder l
Everything dies 1
Fimc and Death, sooner or later, must sunder
Holiest ties.
Years have rolled by; I am wiser and older—
Wiser, but yet
Not till my heart and its feelings grow coldo
Can 1 forget.
Bo, in my snug littlo flro-lit chamber,
Hit I, alone;
And, as 1 gaze m the coals, I remember
Days long agono I
Gf.onop. Ann old.
THE BULK M15DDER SCHOOL.
IlY KDWARD If. MOTT,
[I^ikt Co Historian.]
"W’ou the log school hoiiRe on tho raise
o’ Bull Mediter Hill wero fust built/’
mid the Old Held' i ,«i>n uding himself bo-
fore tin* In vein tire, "they had Ibodouou
an’ all id a turn) to git a teacher ez could
liaudlo the rism’ giueration o’ tbo dees-
trio’. Tlio rialn’ giueration o’ Bull
Jloddor deestrio' nii’u’t no ways over
whelmin' ez to numbers, but w’eu It
como right down to the matter o' ahowlu’
:u school teuober bow littlo be aot’ally
linow'd about odioatiou, the risiu' giuur-
nlion was muss, li'gosb, than an army
with banuera. Fur inatanoo, tliar woro
Bub Gouge. Wuu it oomo to a rough
nn’ tumble, or a stun’ up an' tako dry
knocks, fur that matter, tii' wa'n't no
Barroom iu tbo township tlint be could
not dopopelate iu Iosh'u nolimo, an’ on
'lection nay bo were wusa’u a hurricane
•pnshiu’ through tho cleorlii’s. Ez fur
writ in', bo luul a baud write yo could rend
Jwenty yards away, an’ they usety say
that ho could cipher oloau up to the
double rule o' three an' nevor look tutor
the book wunst. At apellin’ school lie
opelt ’em all down an’ never missed but
xvuust, an’ Unit was ’cause bn went to the
npclliu’ match that time with about nine
lingers more o’ rum in him thnn human
lintnr’ could find it baudy to liarbor,
They pnt ont the word ‘ourioua,’ an’ it
bein' Bub's tils! turn, be spelt it with e
Q iustid of a K an' b’gouk it downod
lorn.
"Wall, on the sooond day o' the term
o' the Bull Modder school th’ oomo a va
nancy in tlio teacher's oheor. The tench-
or luul objected to bein' tied baud an
(foot an’ then sot inter the spring an
kep' tliar fur uu hour or two by the ris-
in’ ginoration of tlio deestrio’, au' so lie
resigned. Course ‘twouldn't do fur tin
sproutin’ popilation what was pbiiu' fui
lamin’ to be left without no school to gc
to, an’ so it struck the d’rootors that But
Gouge’d bo jiat the feller to p’int out tc
tlio -scholars the pleasant way that ledtc
* bang-up odieatiou, They hired Bui
to teuoli tho school an’ the term bogur
alt over again. Ue touched two days—
oust ways, part o' two days. 'Bout re
cesa time iu the nrteruoou o’ tlio second
day the scholars all oomo hum, dnrn
norr.v like, nn' said that Bub Gouge had
•concluded not to teach no more. Then,
ii'gosh th' was a time. If Bub Gouge
couldn’t handle the risiu’ ginoration o’
Bull Modder w’at in tiio name o’ tlio
Great King wiih we cornin’ to? The
reason B11I1 got tired o’ teaohin’ so soon
wero tlint ho bail nst Buster Brown how
much tootoms fonr was an’ Buster had
said ‘Nineteen.’ Bub had told Buster
that lie was way off, an’ that a big boy
like him orter tie ashamed o’ hisself to
say that too toms four was nineteen.
“Then Bub turns to little Billy Shorts
ian’ says: 'Bil'y, tell that big dunce bow
ranch tootems four is.’ Then Little
Billy, he says, ‘Wall, Bub,’ says Billy,
‘if Buster Blown says toi items four is
nineteen, then tootems four is nineteen.’
Then Bnb lie gets bis dander up an’
goes for little Billy. He never could
tell Ylzac’ly how 'twere done, but tho
fust thing Bnb lrnow’d the bull risin'
giueration o’ the Modder deestrio’ were
outer him like a hive o' bees, an’ w’eu
they sot him out o’ the school
Bouse they didn't even stop to raise the
•winder, but jiat chucked him through it,
ib’gosli, sash an' all. That ware the
reason Bub concluded not to occapy the
cheer no more. He said that he’d go
inter any barroom an’ fight the two best
wen iu the township, but w’en it como
to teachiu’ the young idee of Bull Med-
■ier bow to shoot he'd ast to be excused.
Ho would, b’gosli
‘ ‘It st ruck the township ez bein' a tor’ble
thing to liov children so dnrn anxious to
lam az theirs waB, and yit to bo onable to
give ’em tbo advantages of on edioation,
jist ’cause th’ wa’n’t no talent in the town
ship ekal to developin’ tlier yearnin'
minds; imt w’at waste bo did ? A hull win
ter slid away without the school house
Bein' opened, but w’en spring come th"
didn’t none o’ the growin’ youth o’ the
Vlecstrio' look very thin from worrvin’ over
if. That spriug ol’ Meahellum Mug welt
moved inter the township. The ol’ man
bad the name o’ being about the tonghest
b’nr fighter th’ were iu the lmll Pocono
country, an’ lie were. He had a darter
named Mahaia, an’ Maholu kep’ house
fur her pap, the ol’ woman bein’ dead,
lodgin' from her name, ye mowt s'pose
(lint Mahaia Mngwelt were a six-footer,
ireadin’ on tlie suburbs o’ forty year old,
an’ a tenrer giner’ly. Wall, li’gosb, she
wa’n’t nothin’ o’ the kiud. Mahaia were
jiimt n, an’stood live feet in hor moc-
Vasins. Slie had pioked stun, planted
Inters, hoed corn, cut bnckwhit, an’
druv steers ever since she wore big
enough to know a coon dog from a b’ar
cub. Consekentlv Mahaia bad musolo,
iui’ wore grittier' (ban sandpaper. Th’
w’au’t nothin’ she were 'feerd on, from
a painter down. She wero a gal ez were
' a gal, li’gosb, an’ didn’t take no stock iu
bifalutin’.
"Wall, w’en Mahaia fonn’ out that tho
risiu’ giueration o' the deestrio’ were
growin’ up to ignorance, she says to the
iuv 1'iliip that she’d tackle the cheer o’
the Bull Meddor school honse herself.
She said she couldn’t, spell all the words
th’ was in the spellin' book, an’ didn’t
know ez ehe conhl set down an’ write
much of a copy in tbo writin’ book. Ez
fur readin’ she said, she'd been through
Hint nothin’ trom nothin’ an nothin’ re
mained.
" But,’ says Mahals, 't kin lick my
Mother, nu’ kin luff the life ont'n any
bnsliwackor that ever sot his foot on
Pooono, If tlint niu't wuth six dollars a
mouth ati’ board yerself,’ soys she,
"w’ut’s tho uso o’ havin’ grit?’
"So the d'rectors thojf lliot they’d
give tho ehiMntto one moro chance,
hopin’ that Ibis timo they’d got a teacher
erul 'prooiste ’em, nu’ do tlio squnr’ an’
proper thing by ’em, so’s they could ex
pand their minds. An’ Mahaia Wero
t ’•ml to tench the school,
“The fust day o’ tho term things Hu.
’.imler permtsc’ns. Thu young idee talked
out loud, tlirow’d books an' slates, upset
in nches, spilt the water pail over the
(lour, run in an' out o’tbo school poem
w'ctievcr it dnrn pleased, passed Malinin,
a i' dono everything it Gould to make
things pleasant fur tho BeW teaoher, an'
to show Iter, how bad it was
Hillin' to lain. Malinin sot in liar cheer
nu’ didn't notioe nothin’, an' UcVer said
a word nil day. W’en it was timo for
school to let oiit, thongh, she give a tap
on t tie desk, au’ 'twere a rap that Brought
things to a quiot in less’u a second. Tho
v mug idee hadn’t never heerd such a
rupee that in tho school aforo, un'it
«ire kinder tuck back.
" 'Young uns,’ snys Malialu, 'th’ll lie
new rules in this h'yer school liouso to-
niorrer.’
"That's all aho said, an’tho scholars
went out with a yo.p bu’ a howl. Next
day they was ail on hand bright an'
arly, au’ nil in their sentn griuuin’ nu'
waitin’ to hear w’nt tho now rnles was to
be. Buster Brown an’ his twin brother,
Bull, sot in one of tlio front seats. They
was more’n six foot liiRh, an’ big ov’ry
other wny, nu’ strong ez oxen, though
they wa'n’t nineteen year old yit. They
alliiz dono j st rz they pleased, an' lot
all the other scholars do tho sanio. Ma
haia had eiaed ’em tip tlio fust day, an'
mode up her mind to liov it out witli
'em, b'gosli, without loain' no timo
though sho kinder felt it iu liar billies
that (ho both on c’m was guilder bo
morn'll slio could gtt away with. Mho
wore bound to givo ’em n light nnyliow,
even il sho lmd to shot up school tho
ilex' minute nu’ git fur her oT man’s
cabin,
“ 'Ono o' tlio now rnles o’ this li’yor
school is,’ said Mahaia, standln' tip, ‘th’
c.nu't no dnrn scholar go otit'n Ida soat
no more, Teas ho nata mo lur to lot
him.’
"Buster Brown nnd his brother Bob
) gin a howl, an’ tho hull school jined iu.
'i Buster an’ Bob jumped tip in their
seats nu’ was swaggoriu’ 'long nwny
I from ’em. It woro a warm day in May,
) an’ the winders mi’ door wan open. Ez
Busier all’ Bob jumped from their seats
Mahaia sprung for’ard to raoet ’em.
This kinder ItteWem by s'priso, nil’
they stopped, facin’ tho door. 'Fore
Mulmin oould Iny a hand on ’em, both
o’ their eyes flew 0)1011 higgor'n sassers,
an’ with a yorp like nil injln, nwny they
wont liko lightniu' an’ allot ont'n a win
der, The hull school was now n-yollin’
liko nmd an’ wallin’ fur tlio winders, nn’
jist then a thumpin’ big b’nr whipped
past Mahaia, (ollered by another big un
an' two culm, an’ all huddled together
iu the fur eetid o’ the room. Ev’ry dnrn
soholar hail vamoosed, an’ wa’u't nowhnr
to bo seen. Malmla tiirnod an’ looked
to’rils the door, an’ tliar Blood n painter,
croiiohiu' half way iu tlio door, Inshin’
its tail an' glarin' Hh eyes. It wanted
0110 o’ tlio fat b'ar cubs bad, but waa
afeeril to come in, nn' w’en it ketolied
Malinin's eyo it backed nut a-growliu’
an’ skulked away. Tho b'nrs lmd
hustled inter the school liouso to git out
o’ tbo way, ail’, b’gosli, tliar they was.
"Maludu shot the door an’ locked it.
Thou siio put down tho winders. AU
tho time tho b’nrs was n-growlin’ and
a-suarlin’ at her, but kep’ iu tho baok-
grouiT
“ ‘1 know I enn’l lick them two Brown
boys,’ said Malmla, ‘hut 1 kin lick them
two li’ars, an’ that'll bo jist na good.
T’linz got to bo order iu this h’yer school
house, an’ I'mgointer hev it,’
By this timo tho out's got kimlor
" \ 11 Ibis time the ’ol sho bear were 1
■' I o'out the little diflloutty Bho had I
got into, an’ Ml.Ssln’ her busted jaw an' j
sore bend. Malmla waltzed aright Itito
her with her htcVry olub, an', alter a
short hilt lively scrimmage, tho she b’nr
givo up tho ghost, au' Malmla drug lipr
up an’ piled her on top of t'other one.
Then she lied tho two cubs each to a leg
o’her table, ail’, wnsldtl’ nit tbo blend
that worn the predominoerin’ feature of
her tmauty ’bout that tih»n> ah’ pinuin'
up her dfosft or. gofid ez sho could, stie
slnttg IV,0 school liouso door open, riz
tlie winders ngain, au' wero ready o'.ieo
moro to porcoed with tho intellect'iil
trainin’ of tbU risiu’ ginoration of Bull
MediTui' deestrio'.
"Ex Malmla shoved tho winder up sho
see scholars peekiu’ here an' tliar from
ont o' the bushes, all loohlu’ skeert
moro’11 half to dentil. Mile takes the oT
cow boll off’ll the tnblo, an' gOin’ to tlie
door, givo it ft ring iest ez if It hod bon
recess they Was havin', on’ tticn Bot
down nldfiil her talile.
"Booty soon ono by ono tlio scholars
runic a stragglin' in, moro ont o’ cur’osi-
ty, t s’poso, thnn anythin' else. They
looked dnrn sheepish, though, Malmla
said, an’ w’en they clapped their eyosou
tho two dead b’ars piled up on the tloOr,
an’ tho two cubs tied to tho cheer legs,
they jist wilted down ill their scuts an’
sot an" starod. Buster ftti’ Bob Brown
was the two last to como a sneakin’
in, lili’ Malmla said that, h’gosh, w’en
they seo the way things had turned over
(lurin' their absence, nn' she n scttiiT
tbnr ez cool ez ncowcumbor, 'zif nothin’
hadn't happened moro’n usual, they was
a sight to look at. They Jist Hopped
down in tlioir floats, nn’ looked fust at
tho b’nvs an’ then at Mnlmln, nn' then at
one another, an’ 'taint likely they could
ha’ spoke a word jist then < f they was to
ha’ ben shot for kcepin' still. Malmla
seo.at wnnst th.it, sho hadn' utily licked
the bn’rs, but that she’d settled the hash
o’ Hie Brown boys at tlio snmo timo.
When Mnlmln stood up nrtor ilio schol
ars was nil in, tlio room was stiller than
n mummy's tomb.
“ ‘Ez I wore sayin',’ nays Mahaia, ‘one
o' iho now rules ez this h’yer school is
to bo run by is that no dnrn young un
leaves Ida scat nrtor this 'loss he lists mo
tur to lot him, Blister Brown 1’
" ‘Yes, mam !' says Buster, popptn’ tip
in his sent liko n jurapiu’ jack, an’ foldin'
his nrms.
Hubert Brown T snys Malmla.
Yes T snvs Bob, doiu’ jist ez Buster
did.
" 'Mebbo you two young mis thinks
that ye can’t live up to that rule,’ says
Mahaia. 'If ye onn’t jest say so, an' I'll
biff tho boots off’n both o' ye in loss’ll
three soeon’s, an send vo hum qtiicker’11
a live-prong bunk kin jump a scrub oak,
I'm a ruunln' this h’yer school, I am,
■" |'m pointer liov order, or I’ll make
things blno aronn’ tin ty 1 Kin yo
livo ill) to that rule, dod dnrn yo?'
“ ‘Yes, mam I’ says they, meek cz
lambs,
•• ‘Hot down then 1’ hollers Malinin,
‘an’ see that yo do 1 An’ I’ll any right
h’yor that ez yu'vo all ben out hevili a
lcetle reoryatiou, th’won’t bo 110 recess
to-dnr,’
"That night w’on school wero ont ’n
Malmla tucked a b’ar cub under onoh
mm an' started fur hum, intendin’ to
semi her brother Hum an’ the ol’ man
back in ter tlio two dead 1111s, llustor an’
Boh steps 1141 an’ says, bashful liko:
“ 'Please mam,’ sayB Buster,'shell mo
an’ Bob lug them b’ar oaroassus bum tur
ye?’
"Mahaia said they mowt, an' they did.
So that day settled the ediofttionul ques
tion iu Bull Modder deOHtrio', nn' tho
risin’ giueration ell riz up an’ said that
if tii’ ever were a snorter from tho very
garden spot o' Hiiortvillo, that same was
Malmla Mngwelt, b’gosli, au’ til’ wa’n’t
no use o’ talkin’,”
The Sealskin Sacque.
A seal sacqno often puts the husband
In a tight place.
Tliore is a wild woman screaming
throngb tho forests around Hamilton,
Tox. If Her husband refused to buy
bo? a sealskin bacqno ho ohghl to bo
thrashed.
A dispatch from Hamilton, Texas,
says that thcro is a wild woman in that
vfoinily. Tlie Hot that it is a warm
climate dues not exeuso her husband
fi r refusing lirr a seal-kin sncrpic.
A woman who can smilo sweet at her
oppo.-itj neighbor, who has just coifie
out in a Ikw and cXprnsive sealskin
saniiio, while she is compelled lo ivear
her Inst Winter's cloth garment may bo
set down as the acme of goodness—
CMcn/jo Sun.
A New York girl elalms lo have mado
money enough to buy a sealskin sncqno
by writing campaign songs. Tboso who
have heard iho songs aro sorry she did
not make her wnnta known earlier. They
would have given her a whole cargo of
saeques—gladly,
"Oh, l.uMiy, this papor tells of aplaoo
np in British America where sealskin
sncqueB are worth only 81 spicoe." "Yes,
my dear, (hat’s np North, where it’s
cold and tho |icoplo really havo to have
sealskin olo ki to keep them warm.”—
Ch irayo Ancs,
"Diieky,” said a young married mau
to hit. bride, who wiih in tho sulks, "why
aro yen so cold ?” "BeeauHo I have no
sealskin coat, I s’pose,’’ sho replied.
Tho young mnn has applied for n posi
tion ns cashier in tlio linnk, and It la
pi nimble she will got the sealskin.—
Pi cal, fast Table.
DllTln; eirthe Cows.
Tiioro in in Connecticut an office oallod
"tho Hayward.” Not ono iu ton of tho
"non-political” population know what
tlie word menus. Un lioldors, It ap-
pe ,.r« imponndora of atray oattlo;
ai.u as it is their duty to fond tho estrayn,
they are said to drivo tho impounded
animals to h 11/imrd. Iu the oitios, tills
duty, if over eallo l for,' is done by tho
polieo, and tlio office is given to tho
ward heelers aa a sort of corporal-ship
haring moro honor than profit.
Thcro was a town and city election in
Now Havon. Nineteen ollicos woro to
bo fillud-dast nnd least of. all that of
I lay ward. For Hay wards, after tho
name of nil Irish “shouter” who lias
long had tho place, they put a list of
professors in Yale Oollego nnd citizons
of tho most "tony” olass in aristocratic
Connecticut—William G. Sumner, tho
eminent Free-Trnder; Hi moon E. Bald
win, tho fastidious railroad attorney;
Ilaiiiol 0. Eaton, the well-known botan
ist, nnd half n dozen others of tho Bnmo
kidney, Tho spectacle of one or two of
tbeso men driving muly oows nnd grunt
ing pigs down Ilillhonso avenue, or
frantically heading off some loose horse
or frisky calf that had broken its tether
iu a suburban back yard, would be worth
going a long way to Hoe,-—A. Y. Hour,
Gold In Onr Old Fields.
Whan wn consider tho health to bo better
thnn wealth, then mnst wo consider tho old
field mullein better than gold—at least tho
nodical world eo recognizes it, and attests its
merits over cod liver ofi for lung troriblei.
Made biter tea and combinod with sweet gum
broach is S11 Taylor’s Cherokoe Remedy, of
EJwi ct Gum slid Mullein, a pleasant and effect
ive euro for Croup, Whooping Cough, Colds
nnd Consiimption. Hold by all druggists at
2fio and £1.00 a bottlo.
Over 211.000 persons in India died of snako
bites lost year.
The (tone «.r ihr Nnilon.
Children, slow in di v, scrawny
and delimit,', use “Well's Health lUiiiewer."
‘‘Crab .siiHnie'rt” which are declared by
Ajnclmi or old, lo b« “delicate and tempting, ’
lire ieviv. d.
1 I lln,l n Tlrendrnl Consb,
ruin mis^l a consii lorn bio amount of nlooa
and mattor; iK sidos, I was very thin, and no
weak I could senreely ro about the house.
This was the case of n man with consumption
arising trom liv«| complaint. IIo rocovorod
his health crimjTctcly by tho uso of Dr.
Pierces “Golden Medical Discovery.” Thou
sands of others bear similar testimony.
Virpinin punishes her State Prison convietH
by witholdiittf their rations of tobacco. Two
flays brings tno worst nnn to time,
^lotbers, the best dressing for chf .Iron's
hair is Carbolino, mode from pure petroleum,
thoroughly deoilcriml ami delighifu/ly |H*r-
ftimed. It makes the little ones hair soft,
silky and glosevi'; it also eradicates (<iiu(b*uir.
Wnv of soups is n
13 A POSITIVE CURE '
For Female Complaints nnA
Weaknesses so common Co
our best female population.
It will euro cntlrrly the worst form of FcmMo Com-
plaint*, all Ornrian trouble, InflammslIon and Vlcera-
FsllWiflf nnd rirnlsermont-, nnd tho ennioquont
• - 9 ,d ns tsortlculaily adopted fo tho
from Iho uterus!» sa
umiQiH’y *<: cMicerou*
e iA ciiVcil'cd vt 'y pj -’odily by J't* il*P;
t faintnept, flatulency, doitroys. all crsylng
d tho cnnioquonti.
uobs,
iapo] to an 1 .' esp^l ftl
, . -yo of do»«*
humor* il
; rertiovM faintncp*. flatulency, o.-...... —
•timulAnti, and ivllon s xvt-alrho«a of the •tornsrh,
cure* lloatlnir, ll«ad«chc8. Nervous I roil rat
(.♦onoini I’oblllt v, 8(oo|il‘ ••nriw, bcprerslon and Indlj
nitration.
, _ r d Indiges
tion. fhntlcoiinff of bfiinnsr «i»wn. causlnffps>n, weight
and back ar ho. Is always permanently cured by Itiiiio.
It will at all llm's and under all circumstances act in
harmony with tho laws that Norto n tho Female Byitoiu,
For the ouroof Kidney Complaints of either box, this
Compound Is uniurpauml. I’ilcefl.00. SlxbottloBf
K? family ihould bo wlthoul T.YDTA K. PINKITAW8
\IVE'{ PILLS. They euro constipation, lilllounneBB and
or; Idlty of the llTor. 26 cent* n box at all dnigffUti.
k ProfifaSsfie Business
Outfit. $3,60 Completo.i
Tho latest thing in tin
puree of chestnuts.
“HoukIi on C’oitRha.” _ .
Ask for “Hough on Coughs, for Couthi
Colds, boro Throat, Hoarseness, Troches, 15c.
Liquid 25c.
The young man who sows wild oats is apt to
reap his sown. _
The Huckleberry Cordial.
For a long time it was thought that tho
huckleberry was only for table use, lmt it was
known during the late war in the shnpo of a i
wan superior to tho blackberry. l)r. ,
Digger’s Huckleberry Cordial is tho GREAT
SOUTHERN REMEDY f. r restoring tlio littlo
ono from tlio efforts of teething; and cures
Diarrhtea, Dysentery and all bowel affections.
For salo by ail druggists at 50 cents a bottlo.
In somo of tho New York churches five conta
admission ia charged.
Gold, Silver and Nickel Plating.
A useful trade (
to Bilker pel a
ladloa niakinx Iu
I’OHTAIU.i: I
trated above) wit
lerfectly adapted
ip:.llof n life many
HIM- w th onv
UTAH \T1 S (illue-
TRADE MARtf
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. registered.
. Tiink lined
Oil* nf I!ii
clalita
Importnnl.
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.1 N. TwelMli I 'b 111. tlv I is III s. 1 it •
’miliar with tbo s’loiiiiiliu's, and oomo a
lopin' plninli to Miilmlii. Ttiis were
morn'n tho ol’ sho b’nr would hov, nn’
so slio oomo a tourin' fur Mnhida, witli
her jaws open nu’ a growl liko ft young
roll o’ thunder. Mnlmln didn't hev
mueh to fight with ’copt her ohoer, a
few honchos nn’ somo heavy sticks o’
liiok’ry wood, hut sho waltzed in with
them, Tlio h’nr run hor up ngln tho
wall, but Malinin's whacks with n Iiick’ry
snpliu' woro like kicks of n mnlo, ov'ry
one on ’em, nn’ the second wlmok broke
the b’ors jnw, an 1 down it wont on all
fours. Then Malmla fetched it ono
across tho bond tlint sout it plnmb to
grass, an' it turned tail, an’ ilriviu’ its
out >s ahead of it, ornwlod back to tho
oond o' tho school houso agin, howlin’
ter'ble. Tliou the ol’ ho feller tnok ft
hand in. IIo oomo a rnshiu' outer Ma
linin so muoh like a steam lngino that
tho whnek bI'") givo him with tho big
hick’ry novor l -ppod him, an' all iu u
heap wont both ;ai 'om on the floor. Iu
the rnssol ihnt follerod Mahaia shod
enough caliker, b’gosli. to cit tu> a firs',
olass qniitin' bse, an’ th’wns oonsid’nb’.e
moat claw’d off’n hor arms an’ off’u tho
giner’l mnko np of her system. But she
stuck to the b'ar. an’ bit an’ pounded
an’ otaw’d till sho Beo a chanoo to slip
inter a seat abtnd a desk whar tho b’ar
couldn’t git. Tho b’ar seemed to lie
winded wnss’n sho were, an’ she had
poundod one o’ Mb eyes shot with her
fists and claw'd hair off’n him till ho
looked 'zif lio’d been soaldod from stem
to stem. Th' liain’t an ioty o’ doubt
that ■'! that i.im’ly o' b’ara oould ha' got
oat’n that school house nt that stage o’
tho game, thoy’d been happier than n
boy baby when ho finds a rip in a doll
stiffed with sawdust. But Mnhala wa'n’t
goiuter let ’em git ont, b’gosli, not if sho
know'll it
“ ‘I’m a tonohin’ this h’yer school,’-
snys she, ‘au’ by gnm I I’m goiuter be
tho Iiobs !’
"While Malmla were wntohin’ tho ol’
he b’ar an’ gettin’ her wind nn’ tho ol’
ho b’ar were gatherin' in some mo.-c
atmosphere for hisself, she kinder looked
around the room to soo if th’ wn’nt some
oilier weopon Bho could fotch agin the
b’ar we'n she wont for him agin. In
one ooruer, by her table, she see a rope.
It were one thnt had been lolt tliar in
the winter b.v some feller who hud lieu
snubbin’ drift logs with it in tho crook.
Mahaia had been pooty handy a throw-
in’ n loop over n drift log hersolf, an’
w’en she see the rope Inyin’ (bar au ideo
struck her. W’en she felt rested enough
she edged over to tho rope an' hooked
outer it. It wore twenty foot long, an’
nad ft good ensy-rnnntog slippin’ noose
in tho eend. The b’ar had been handled
so doddnrn rough by Mahaia thnt he
didn’t seem anxious to come to time fur
Iho second round, but she buckled inter
him, an’ we’n he comes at her, Btand'.n’
up on his hn’nohos two feet liigher’n she
were, sho give the rope a twitob, nn’ tho
loop settled down over Mh neck ez pooty
ez if it hnd grow’d thar. Th’ wero a
beam run crossways o’ the center o’ tho
school house ez ft sort o’ brace. It were
ten font from the floor. W'eu the b'ar
felt the rope tighten round his neck he
looked skeert. That kind o’ tightln’
were new to him, an’ he dropped on all
fours and triod to back away. Mahaia
jumped up nil' inn over the tops o’ th(
desks, an’ throw’d the rope over the
beam. Then, quioker’n ye oould say
b’ar grease, she yauked that ol' b’ar np,
hand over hand, till he hung two foot
clear o’ the floor, a kiokin’ an’ strug
glin’ an’ striviu' to git free an’ snappiu’
an’ snarlin’ enough to skeer a he lion.
But ’twa’n’t no use; an’ ’twa'n’t long
'foro he hung there deader’n ft two-
yenr-oV fence rail, with his tongue haug-
‘ out a foot. Then Mahaia let him
Of tho foreign exhibits of tho Now
Orlenus Exposition, that of Mexico will
bo tho most attractive. It will contain
a full display of the resources of the
sister Republic, and for tho most part
will bo handsomely housed iu a building
especially constructed for it by tbo
Mexican government. Besides, so great
will bo tho display that 50,000 feet of
spaco has also been secured for it in tlio
main Exposition building, nnd a large
section of Agricultural Hall nnd tlio
park reserved for fruits, oxotie flowers
and plants and forest, trees that will form
no inconsiderable part of Mexico's ex
hibit. Another fonturo will bo a famoiiH
Mexionu band of fifty pieces, » regiment
of oavalry nnd another of infantry of
the Mexican nrmy, A portion of the
iufantry regiment arrived several days
ago and is quartered in the barracks
erected for the iroops in tho Exposition
grounds. Tho Mexican Commission,
headed by Mgr. Oillow, is also thcro.
Tho importance attached to tho Expo
sition by Mexico may be inferred from
tho fact that General Hinz, tho most
distinguished citizen of the Republic,
was selected as tho Commissioner-
General by President Gonzales, and
entered upon liis duties with alacrity
and zeal, to which full scope has been
given by an appropriation of 8200,000
by tho Mexican government. General
l)iaz, now President of Mexico, has
promised ro bo present and take part
with President Arthur in tho inaugura
tion ceremonies.
Only less in importance to tho Mexican
display will ho those of tho Central
American republics, In comparison
with their population nnd wealtli these
will lie fully abreast with the exhibit of
their Northern neighbor. Tho produc
tions of tho tropics will bo exhibited iu
great number and variety and will servo
lo stimulate tho trade between the
United Slates nnd the other American
nations. In fact, this is one of tho great
ofij-ets of tho Exposition nnd all tho
probabilities are that it will be fully
attained.
The Jews In Russia.
A somewhat remnrkablo artiolo has
npiieared in tho Jliisache Jievue, by
Prince DermidoiT do Han Donato, in
which he shows the very oppressive
legislation under which tho Jews exist
iu ihnt country. Except in exceptional
cases, they aro not allowed to live whore
they like, but are forced to rosido in cer
tain provinces, and then only in tho
towns. By tho law of 1805 this position
was somewhnt ameliorated, nnd tho Jew
ish workman was permitted to quit his
birth-plaoo nnd settle in another; but
practically he cannot move without a
passport, wMch has to be renewed every
year, and this may be refused on very
slight pretense. Even if ho was allowed
to go, he would have to obtain a permit
of sojourn from tho municipal authori
ties of the town ot his choice, which
would probably be refused, and if this
difficulty were surmounted, another per
mit would have to ho obtained for oarry-
iug ou his trade. His wife aud children
may accompany him, but no other rela
tives ; and if he dies in his new abode,
his family aro obliged to return to tlioir
original residence. Should he himself
grow old or inoapablo of gotting his live
lihood, he hns to do the same, oven
thongh it was thirty years sinoo he
mado the change. In almost all parts
of Russia, Jews aro forbidden to buy or
to cultivate land, and thoro aro also re
strictions on their entering oertain trades
and professions.
A Doubtful Point of I ait.
It Is gonorally boliovod that tho finite
which grows on overhanging branoliea
belongs, by law, to tho owner of the
land over which tho brnnolits extend.
Judge Bennett, of Vermont, decidos
other wise. Ho says:
"If a treo stands wholly on yonr land,
nl! hough somo of tho roots extend into
the soil of your noighbor, aud derives
support aud nourishment from tho Boil,
ho has nn right to any of tho fruit whioh
hangs over the line; nnd if ho nttobipts
by force to prevent you from picking it,
ho is liable for assault and battery."
This decision does not cover tho wholo
case. It has boon decided that tho man
who owns tho troo cannot go on to his
neighbor’s laud for tho purpose of ploking
the fruit. IIo must pick it by going out
on tho overhanging branches of the
tree, and what ho cannot got in that
way lie mnst abandon. It lias also been
decided tlint tho neighbor bos a right to
trim off all branches overhanging his
laud, oven with tho lino of his property,
xml nlso to dig down into tho earth on
liis own land f >r any pnrposo he may
choose, even though in thus digging ho
cuts off tlio roots of tho treo.—rY. Y
hedyer.
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Making every burden irghL;
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SRVBN-rouND sage lions aro killed In
Nevada.
Chicago boasts n population of
oio.m.
Cayknnf, pepper is tv popular remedy
for colds.
General Butler smokes fifteen ci.
gars a day.
Vienna has nn International Fisheries
Exhibition.
Brlva Lock-wood is said to bn an ex
pert rifle Bhot
Portland, Ore,, has lost $1,000,(100
by fires this year.
Tub population of Paris, according to
cent returns, is 2,230,028.
Barihts damage Australia to tlio ex
tent of 810,000,000 per year.
Tnn dentist to the court of Italy is an
aierican, Dr. Chamberlain.
The number of Quakers in thoUnlled
States is put down at 100,000.
Baltimore boasts more pretty young
girls t bail she has lmd for years.
Baroness Bordet r-CouTTS iH i-u failing
health, nml rarely outers sooiety.
A Georgetown, Ivy,, duok has tbreo
tegs aud feet, all fully developed.
The Russians are redlining their war
expenditures by $4,000,000 yearly.
Opium hits Increased Iwotity-fivo per
coni, in prico since tiio Chinese war.
A Georgia boy of eleven years is
serving r term iu prison for murder.
Quail aro now so abundant in C.ili-
foruili that they throng tlio roadways.
An Alabama fnrtnor obtained eight'
gallons of wolnssoa from 100 water
melons.
JonANN Htbauss hns oeloliratod his
fortieth anniversary na a director in
Vienna.
One single oyster will proditoo 128,-
000,000 young oysters in tho conrso ol
one year.
The province of Qnobeo will celebrate
November fi its a d ry of thanksgiving
this year.
The Amorican colony in Paris is
divided ngainHt itself nnd is already
tottering.
Two hundbed oars nro now in me
transporting fresh trait from California
to the East.
Hanta Bajuiaiia exhibits nn ouiun
woigliiug one pound nnd fourteen and a
linlf ontioos.
During a roviow nt Bcruo, a soldier
stepped trom the ranks nud shot lximseif
dead. Crazy.
Jefferson Davis has no male de
scendant to boar his nnrao, nlthongh
twice married.
A p ipulab sport in Red Bluff, on Iho
raoifio const, is fishing for rals with a
hook nml lino,
A New York artist exhibits it study
from still lifo and the name of it is "A
Tramp at Work,"
One grain of Dakota wheat in three
years produced two bushels of grain.
’I’liis is nnthetitie.
The lightest, pleasantest artiolo in tin
world i» said by Englishmen to bo Ilia
American buggy.
There is a treo in California 450 feet
high and fit foot in eiroumferonoa nt tin
base of the trunk.
It is asserte 1 that about a third of tha
hanking dono in tho world is dono u
tho British empire.
William Miller is a Wisconsin farin'
er who lias made $1,000,000 out of the
products of tho farm,
JIiiiam OituiiLKn, a miser in Klingcn-
town, l J n., has beer me insano over tee
loss, by theft, of $2,500.
Hundreds of German children »te
christened Elsa now in honor of Wig-
ner's Lohengrin heroine.
Wild geese are prtsHingsonth nmonW
earlier than usual nud this is said to W
indicative of au early winter.
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Iho second reader,’an’ ez to ’rithmetic, drop to the floor, nn’ draggin’ him up
she know’d that two an’ two was four, to tier desk, laid him down in front
that three into two you couldn’t, an' I of it.
A Pearl.—A pearl weighing ninety-
three oarats aud valued at $17,000 haa
been shipped to London. It is believed
to be the largest in existence. It wae
purchased from an Indian, who found it
at Mnlieje, Lower California, for $90.
Fon rvfiPF.rsTA, indiofstton. rtrpreaalnn of iplr-
Hh ami general debility in tlioir varimw forms,
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other intermittent fevers, the “Forro-Phoaphi
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Hazard & Co., Now York, and sold by all Drug
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Ont of a school population of 10,0(10,000 there
aro not more than 10,000,000 who are now re
ceiving an education.
Cntnrrl. nf tlio H1 ml il er.
Stinging, irritation, inflammation, all Kidney
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Mexico has decided to excel at the New Or
leans exposition. She has contributed $200,000
for the purpose.
J.ooU out for Your Ilenil.
No matter what parts it may finally effect,
Catarrh always starts in the head, and belongs
to the head. There is no mystery about the
origin of this direful disease. It begins in a
neglected cold. Ono of tho kind that is “snro
to be better in a few days." Thousands of
tims know how it is by sail experience. F.ly’i
Cream Balm euros cold’s in the head and Catarrh
in all its stages. Not a snuff nor a liquid.
Applied with tho finger to tire nostrils.
The pauper population of England exceeds by I
some 100,000 souls the entire population of the |
great colony of Now South Wales.
Delicnte diseases, affecting male or female,
however induced, speedily anil permanently
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A Dakota lake thirteen feet deep has frozen I
solid clear to the bottom, and they are cutting
the fish out with the ax.
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It is compounded on thoroughly sci
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All other preparations of Iron cause
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Among tiio disadvantages of tho posi
tion of prima donna of a light opera nro
tlio innumerable missives from mason line
admirers, sometimes louder nnd apol
ogetic, but oftem grossly impertinent.
Recently, despite the watchful care
of the stage doorkeeper at, Hnverly’s
Theater, a note was delivered to the
lady who was to sing in tho title role. It
read ns follows:
"My Deaii Miss : I have seen
your charming impersonation and am
desirous of becoming acquainted with
you, and for that purpose invite you to
sup with mo nftor tho performance, I
am awaro that I havo moro oheek tnan
hr.aius, but I lmvo plenty of money nud
am ft Now Yorker. I shall bo seated in
3ixth row left, third seat from the center
aisle. If you accept my invitation,
when yon come forward for yoitv solo in
the- second not please wink with your
right eve. I will havo a carriage nt the
stage door.”
Amused, in spite of her vexation, nt
the insufferable cool impertinence of the
lottor, tho lady exhibited it to various
members of tho company. It was re
solved that the conceited Now Yorker
should be punished, and in as opon a
manner as possible. So when tho cur-
tnin rose on the second act, nud the
wholo company was on the stage, tho
actor who should be the first to tipoak
walked deliberately to the footlights
with tho letter in his hand and, putting
on his eye-glasses, began to count, in a
manner which attracted tho attention of
tlio entire audience, until he singled
out tlio Now Yorker, who was beginning
to squirm under such close scrutiny. Ho
then removed his glasses and, after onoe
mure glancing at the latter, slowly aud
solemnly winked his right eye’ aud
pointed over his shoulder toward the back
door. The nudieneo by this time begnD
to suspect tho position of affairs, and all
eyes wero fixed upon the.sixth row.
Then another aotor stopped to the front
and, in tho same manner, winked and
pointed over liis shoulder, while the un
lucky dude seemed trying to shrink out
of sight before his neighbors. But tho
end was not yet, for, as though at a con
certed signal, tho entire company, prin
cipals and oliorns, fastened their gazo
npon tho now thoroughly uncomfortable
young man, and each deliberately
winked the right eye. This was too
much for liis dudeship and, rising in liis
seat, he beat a hasty and inglorions ro-
trent amid shouts of laughter. —Phil
Press.
A Look Ahead.—A Frenchman who
recently ..died directed iu his will that
the sum oi $5,000 should be given to
; (he ‘‘wounded in the next war with
1 Germs 11 v."
[From thn Dotrolt Freo Ike s.l
Home three weeks o"o the Commit!' - *
ou Applications reported iiiifavernblvou
the name of Heok-No-Furthcr DnyhiH,
a citizen of Canada, aud tho appinu 1
was heard to threaten that he would gin
somebody ft pain in revengo. SatmwJ
morning tho police notified several m'-
fereut officials of tho club that nnotner
attempt had been made to destroy I lira-
disc Hall, and nu investigation revearaj
a startling train of faot9. Dynnmiteji
been plnoed under one corner of the i i
but in such a careless manner that
force of tue explosion produced but rerj
littlo damage to tho foundations,
Ou tlie alloy fence, opposite the 1>° ,
cf explosion, was found a tuft of*'
a large blood stain, and three hat ■
which had evidently once belonged
blue flannel shirt, whilo on the » .
ground of the alley Hnmnel Sinn p 1
up n boot-strap, a diamond 1 )10 > ,
remnants of a paper-collar and a
buckle. It was the opinion of tno 1
lice, founded upon long oxpt' rl ®
securing “clews,” that Seek-No-rn
put five pounds of dynamite nnj ,.
wall aud stood off to oaeklo oyer t
natrons results to Paradise Half,
had scarcely smiled to gurgle wu
was smashed to a grease-spot.
'G m'ieu,” said Brother Gardner,
ha opened the meeting, "<1> 8 I e
but anoder proof dat goodnesB
own perteokshun, an’ dat do cttr ' • u
de wicked am liable to be out B ‘ 10 L.
iu do midst of de cheapest-prices ' .'
ters known m twenty y
may prosper up to a sartm pte • ,
kin lie to a man in a horse •'»•*>[(■ 0 |
kin open a bank and stea. do d I
widdersau’ orfans; you can seou
oouttdeuoe of inneroent men an «
you kin be ’leoted to offis an r oD
payers an’ walk aroun’ wid y on ,
yonr oar, an’ eben de biziiess eg .
robbin’ kin be olothed wid ft sfffh"
speotabilit.y. But, donu g°
Boiiiea piuii. WAJA40 Tnnfcice w*
wid your villainy, outraged ' , raa u
riz right up an’ flop her wings ^
fur vengeance. Ggo, doin'
“Dolin’be too good, but, iW
reckon on makin’ wiokedneas ^ y„i
frew de world on. a smooth t • .
may swim aloog fur awhile a ^ ^
self de biggest peanut on d ^
in the midst of yourhilarit.v ^ _ „
a sighcloue an’ upsota yer so ■ )•
Marriage loosens a womucs 0
mid tightens a roan’s pocketb os.