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DO TOU REMEMBER f
Pour, do yon remember, 'lingering slilo by Rido,
Where in the midnight heavens iho daylight
nett r died!
HThcro the vrHves 1 reciTrrenl mtiBic lfrbt cadence
to our tboiiffhtiij
And kite hour and the SilotiOo out/lovoto rap-
ture wrotight?
Dear, do you remomber Hi© fair and foolish
dream ?
ITotv life grew to enchantmont beneath its
golden gleam ?
Whilo tlio pnises thrilled togethor to the clipp
ing of tho hand.
And ilia moon's path lay in silver on tho sea
and on tho sand;
And, like phantoms o'er its radiauoo, flitted
the ahadowy ships,
And lor© and life woro mooting at tho touching
of tho Ups.
Ah mo I how fad it faded, that glittoring heav
ing path,
Tlie glory of tho skies ubovo, ns of tho earth
beneath
Tho dream wns false and ficUlo, tho hope an
idle thing,
Tho music died upon tlio notes and snappod
tho golden string.
Perhaps it had been wiser if nor heart nor lip
had met,
Dear, do you retuombor ? It woro bottor to
forgot.
A JURYMAN’S OATH.
lit GEO, MANVILLl FKNN,
I wns on tlio jury, and I don’t mind
tolling yon—just in confidence, yon
know—that I wns thoroughly sick of it.
It wns very Haltering to bo called n
good mnn nml true, nnd to bo addressed
by n man in u wig, und sworn, nnd to
linvo to sit in n box with eleven more
good mon nnd truo, Uiinking that you
were jiart. of an old English institution,
dating back Imndrods of years, for tho
protection of tho humble ngninst tho
wealthy, nnd to insure for every man a
righteous trial, and Bnfcty against tho
oppression of those high in powor.
Oh, 1 0111 assure you thut I, iTsmos
Smith, of Clorkonwell, npproolntcd boing
summoned on tho jury for somu things,
if I did not for others.
"It seems agreat shame, Jnraoe "said
my wife, after tho mnn had loft tho
paper, "that you should he forced to go
away from your Work to ait on a jury,
nnd without any pay.”
"Well—or—yes, I said, speaking
rather importantly, with my bands in
my pockets, ns I stood swaying myself
to and fro before tho firo, too and heel,
like a vestryman or a member of a Hoard
of Guardians. "Well—er—yes, my dear;
but then, you see, trial by jury is tho
pnllndiiun of Ilritish liberty.”
"Iho wlmt ?” sho said,
"Tho palladium, lint for the trial by
jury, wherein twelvo good mon and truo
sit in judgment upon a criminal or a do-
fondant ”
"Now, for goodness prnolonn sake,
,Tamos, don’t you go having anything
to do with it, ”
"Woman,” I said, "I must; and, as I
was observing whon yon so rudely inter
rupted me ’’
"Rudely interrupted, indeed I" slio
eriod. “Well, it’s a strauga thing if a
woman can’t interrupt her own hus
band.”
"lint she can,” I said, plaintively,
"and sho always dooB. Rut, as I wsa
observing, but for the trial by jury, men
with ample mesas would Iw nolo to op
press their poorer follow-ercatnr<s.
Rumble John Hlyles would bo sent to
languish in prison oil tho judgment o( a
oorrupt Judge, who fought for his class,
or whoso veualily had tieen secured by
a heavy brilie from my lord tho Baron
Fitznrso. You ure following mo, are you
not?”
"Following yon? filers me, man,
no I” sho cried. "I don't know wlmt
you are gobbling about. All I know ii,
that it seems a strango thing that you
should bo foroed to go away from your
business to sit boxed up in a jury box."
“And perhaps to ho looked up for
hours,” 1 said, jocosely,
“Wlmt, in Iho box, James ?’’ cried my
wife. “HU ss ns and rave us, my dear,
don't say they do that."
"They look jurieH np aomewlioro,” I
replied; "and without food, too, if they
do not give in their verdict.”
"Think of (lint, now,” said my wifo.
"Well, I have heard of such tilings, I
• remember now; but I hope it won’t como
to that. Of o mrse, you will give tu a
verdict, sons not to ho locked up.”
"I shall do ray duty hr a good man
und true," I said, impr.rtautly,
“I do wish you wouldn’t keep calling
votirself a good man nnd true,” snid my
* ~uf.
wife, pettishly, "it sounds so silly. But,
look here, James, wo haven’t lujon mar
ried i wentv years for nothing,”
"We have not, my donr,” I snid,
sadly. "You have cost me a deal oi
money, ”
"Btnff I Wlmt I meant wbb that I’ve
not been married to you for twenty years
without knowing you by heart.”
"Ah, that's what you always say,” I
replied.
"Yes, sir; and it’s quite true, and so I
warn yon. Now, don't yon go condemn
ing any poor creature to ho hanged, be
cause if yon do, you’ll nover forgive
yourself.”
"Don’t talk nomenso, woman. It is
the judge who sentences people to be
hanged.”
"Then wlmt’H the good of the ■Jury ?”
"Why, that’s wlmt I liavo being toll
ing you, woman. Tho jury is the pal
ladium of British liberty..’
"Oh, is It? Well, then, don’t, you
condemn any poor oreatnre to bo hanged,
because if you do you’ll never forget it,
and I shall be having you gelling night
mares, nnd jumping up in bed slioutlug,
as you did nftor you poisoned the
Thompsons’ cat.”
"My good woman," I said, "I ex
pressly forbade yon to speak about that.
If Thomi-son thought that T hod killed
that thieving Tom of his, I should nevei
hear tho last of it. And, beside, you do
not know Hint I killed the yowling night-
disturbing brute.”
"Oh, don’t ! ?" she said, nodding her
head. “Well, at all events, I saw yon
ent open that rod herring, and put the
white powder inside.”
"Hush I cried; "and look here.
I’m not going to a common trial for
murder,”
"Oh, como, I’m glad of that."
“I'm going to a trial at the Palace of
Justice.”
“What, not to a police oourt ?”
"Polico fiildiestioks !” I cried. "I tell
yon I’m going to a (rial at life Palace of
Justice, beforo one of tho Judges. It’s
a case of libel."
"What, one man writing about an
other, and saving he's a terrible black
guard, and ought- to bo kicked out oi
society?”
‘‘Exactly, my dear,” I replied; and in
due time I went.
The Judge who said so was quits
right—the court is very draughty, nnd
when after losing myself for about hall
an hour in tho wandering passages, 1
found myself in the court, and wo*
nearly fined for being late, I was very
glad to turn up the collar of my coat as
I sat there sworn to do my duty, and
listening to the case.
Bless my soul, I conld have settled R
all in a quarter of an hour, without a
barrister in a wig with another barrister
in another wig, who, I was told wns hia
junior, on the one side, and again an
other barrister with his jnnior on the
other side. Then there wore lawyers
with blue badges and papers enough to
frighten tlio Judge, as ho sat (there, look
ing very cool and comfortable in his wig
and gown, out not frightened a bit.
Hero was (lie ease In a nutshell,
Joseph Roe wanted to go into pnrtnor-
ship with John Doe’s eon, and John
Doe’s sou’s brother wrote to him—to bis
brother, you know—and says to him:
"Don't you go into partnership with
Joseph Roe, booauso he’s a regular
blackguard. Ho was lb partnership in
IhO fried fish trade with another man
mica, and ho spent tho money, and nej*.
looted tho business, apd kicked over tho
whole concern, so dontyou hnvo nothing
iosnytnbfm.”
Then John Dod's son goes to Joseph
Roe, nnd ho snys, says he : "Yon are
either a blackguard or an honest man.
What you’ve got to do is to prove that
what this letter says is false”—add ho
showed him (lie letter—"or else wo
don’t go Into partnership."
“All right," says Joseph Roe, "I'll
soon do Huh,” and so he brings an notion
for libel against Joe Poe’s son’s brother.
And that was tho libel case wo good
men nnd true lind to try.
Yon sco I’ve given you that case in
just a few words, clear enough, I think;
but you should hnvo hoard what tho
lawyers mails of it. There were tho
opening speeches, and tho objections
made by the other nido, nud tho exami
nation of witnesses, nud thon the cross-
examination, whon a witness would ho
nskod all kinds of questions abont his
private lifo, nnd what he had boon doing
ever since ho could remomber, nml nil
for tho opposition side to prove him to
bo an utter scoundrel, unworthy oi
notion, or olso so ignorant nnd sttipkl
that tho jury must not beliovo a word
he said,
Rome of tho witnesses grow cross, nnd
tho more crosa they grow, tho ensior the
opposing counsel managed then), nud
got them to say almost exactly what ho
likod.
Some of us jurymen grow cross, too,
and compared notes, and thought it
rnter hard for n man to bo doubled, nud
tnndo such nfool of for nothing.
It wns as if somo of tho poor fellows
had been set up there for tho amuse
ment of tho public, and ovory now and
then even the Jtuige smiled at things
that mode me feel very hot.
I felt scvornl limes over as if I should
have given Mr, Barrister something for
liimself in (ho shnpo of a nasty uuuwof
if I had boon Iho witness, nud way
and another, I was not in the best of
tempers for returning a verdict when
tlio case came to nn end,
I need not linvo troubled myself,
though. Tlio case wns not coming to
an end that day, nor yet tho next, nnd
instead of us good mon nud true being
allowed to go homo wo were kept in cus
tody just as if wo lmd boon getting in
trouble, and watched nnd taken olT to a
hotel, nnd there [ud nnd slept, and thon
(nought up again Iho next morning ti
sit in that dreary court. (
Now, I dare say if 1 had had, twenty
or thirty guineas a day for my attend
ance, nml for making n speouh and ex
amining a witness, T could have niado
ruy iolf tolerably comfortable; but wlteii
a mnn baa to leave bin business day af
ter day to take onro of itsolf and sit there
in onuR listening to spun-out arguments
and quibbles nnd li gul.dodgiugs mid ob
jections it Is only natural that ouo should
get n bit sharp and sour,
Tt sets a man's wits on edge, and
makes him notice everything, anil how
Iho big counsel who are nddrosning thy
gentlemen of tho jutv, and arc asking
yon for a vnrdint, on ono Sido or the oth
er, aro all tho time treating tho gentle
men of the jury as it they were wlmt
they linvo been made— a set of dummies
set up to nnikonalio'v. They nroaddress
ing "gentlemen of the jury," of o< mao,
hilt one eye is all tho time ilirooled at
tlio judge and whenever his lordship
yawns, or is spoken to by somo ono, or
lakes up his pen to make a nolo tho
counsel slops to turn over bln brief, or
do something till jny lord tho judgo is
listening again.
I tell yon wlmt it la, tho longer I sat
iu that court the plainer it Boomed to me
Hint wo worn n sot of nonentities, and of
no consequence at all.
Well, I’m only a plain man. I’ve got
on ill the world in my business anil I un
derstand that business; but I don’t pre
tend to know anything about law or
abont giving judgment ovor a oaso. I
know how it stands in being right 'whon
L’vo heard tlio' whole trial, but of course
not so well os a man whoso profession it
is to study law nnd tho ins and outs of
such mat tore. And yet, all tho same, I’m
fetehod from my business'; stuok In a
box with a lot of others, to blink like so
mnny owls taken out of a barn, nnd
made Into regular butts, and nothing .
more.
Strong language this from ft m*n who’
was boasting about trial by jury lining
the guardian of British liberty?* Per
haps it is; bnt I hadn’t been on a jury
then.
Well, the trial went on, ftud, »s it
teemed to mo, John Doe’s son’s brother
only behaved like a brother.
"Hero." says bo, "is iny brother going
info” partnership with a man whom I
don’t like, and I don’t like him because
I’ve heard that he played old goose
berry with tho fried fish business nnd
ruined his kmt partner, I think I ough
to stop fay brother, if I onu, and I will
gr else he’ll bo just as badly off oa tho
other man.”
So whut doits ho do bnt, ns I’vo told
yon hofliro, write to his brother,
Well, as ft juryman, T don’t soo that
he did any harm. Perhaps lio wrote a
bit too strongly. Perhaps wbat ho anid
mightn't have boon true, though ho be
lieved it was, and of oourso it wns rough
upon Richard Roe; but, nil the same, it
was one brother writing to another
to other, and as I whispered to my neigh
bor, If a letter from oho brother to*an
other isn’t a privileged communication
wo aro in a pretty fix, nnd wo shall lie
having more llliel cases than all the
deliberate ns can no. jjet's hnvo a quiot
chat for nn hour. My wool, I wish
they’d let us havo pipes.” ,
Ho we did have a quiet chat for abont
ftn hour, but it was all abont tho ease,
ain't the more wo talked, lot tho law b«
wbftt it would, with nil it" ptrifsoitonU
i and oasei^ the metre satisfied wo felt that
■ we irirro )n tho right This was a pri
vate commuuioation, and no matter how
it might have affeoted the nthor party,
it wns no libel. All he oonld do was to
make John Doo’s son’s brother opolo-
giza
“Well, gentlemen,” says our foreman:
“I think Wo’Vo pretty well thrashed it
out What do yon sny to going hack In
to court, and settling it ?” .
"I’m toady,” I says; and tho moesago
wna sent, whilo I wont on to say, /‘Ah,
it’s a proud position, that of a British
i iirymnu, Rooms to mo that ho stands
ligher than tlie judge.” .
"Yes,” says tho foreman, "it is a high
position, nnd I hope, gentlcmou. we aro
doing jnstieo in this cate."
Then wo woro marched in again, shut
up In our box, nnd the mnn in tlie wig
asked us if wo had dnly agreed noon our
verdict, nnd wo said ivo nnd. Then ho
asked us if we found for tho plaintiff, or
for tho defendant, and wo snid we fonud
for tho defendant, nml there wns quite a
cheer iu oourt, whereupon we looked
round nt each other nnd felt that we had
done tho right thing,
My word, sir, wo folt as U wo wero
sitting higher than the Judge, and col
ored up with satisfaction.
Then wo enrao down flop, ns if we had
beou knookod off our perohos by tho
Judgo,
In our cool, maltor-of-fnot oonoeit, or
belief, or whatever you like to call it) wo
had given in onr verdict ns good menand
true—os so mnuy British jurymen, and
wo were taught the next moment that, a
juryman niter all wns only a name—a
mere show In ft court and about us mb eh
good ns Gog or Magog In tho city, for
the Judge took up liis pen, turned over
his notes, nnd guvu his bend a shake, aud
then snid that lie did not seo any renknn
why such n verdict should ho returned.
"Verdict for plaintiff," lie said, “with
oostu.’-’ . . I,
We turned round ftnd lookod at oftch
bflter" and then ht tho pcoplo in the
court, who wero making quite n buzB.
'Then wo spoke to each other again,
“I never heard of snoli a thing,” says
tho forumau.
“Where are wo ?” says I, nnd footing
very red and indignant.
"Rook here, my lord,” I Bays. ,
Just then some ono laughed null 1
found that tiio indgo had loft tb.o Imifeli.
sola, "f
A THRILMN0 DXPHRlRNCBi ]
ltoiiiCtkufa^r-piioii|6ni'Ui j^cHi"iml llanget
The following story—which is atthsi’tlns, |
Wlflo Attention from the press—is so remark- ,
nble that we cnltnot excuse ourselves if wo
Uo not lay It before our readers, oven though I
its length would ordinarily preclude ita ad
mission to our limited apace.
To the Editor Hvchester (N. Y.) Democrat:
Sin—On the flrst day of Juno, 1S81,1 lay
nt my residence in this city aurroundod by
my friend* and waiting for death. Heaven
only knows the agony I then endured, for
words cun never aesotjbe lU Ami yet, if a
few years previous auy ono had told me that
i was to be brought so low, and by so teri i-
ble a disease, I should bat escofivd at the hteft.
1 liuiialwuys been uncommonly strong and
healthy, end weighed over 200 pounds end
il'dly knew, In my own exp-rienee,’ wlmt
' tin or sickness wore,. Very many iieoplo
who will read tills statement realize at times
1 hat they are umisustly tired and cannot ac
count for it. They fool dull pains hi variOuC
puds of (lie body and do not understand )r
i >r they are nTreedlngly hungry ono dny nU
"Utlrely without npuetnfl tbs next. ThlsiWni
jnstihe way 1 felt when the relentless ninthly
nhioh had fusioned ilsolf upon u)o tint be
gun. Still 1 thought nothing of it; that
probably I had taken a cold which would
>on pm-s away, bhortly' after this! noticed
a heavy, nfid ut times neuralgic, pain hi ona
side of my held, but ns it would coma one
lay and he gone tho next, I paid little atteu-
Hon to it. Then my stomach would get out
jf order und my food often failed %> digest,
causing at times great inconvenience. Yet,
von as a physician, I did not think Chat those
kings meant anything serious. I fancied I
"if thil is a trial by
was sjlITerbig from malaria and doctored my*
iralngljf, i T
next noticed a pocall
judges could try iu a, thousand yours.
He agreed with mo, and, ns tho case
went on, wo got thinking it over ami wo
wero all of the sauo opinion.
r< Tho counsel talked, aud nt last, when
the oaso was closed, tho Judge guvu mi
his opinion, and a groat deal of good
that did us. Ho talked ft tremendous
whilo, nnd somo qne said that It w.is a
marvelous summing up; bnt it nil came
to this. Ono hour Lo ,was. as it woro
nuking ns to glvo a verdict for tho plain
tiff; tho next, how to give a verdict ior
the defendant, and finally, iu his own
words, it came, to this. I say iu his own
words. Thoso aro mino.
"Now, gentleman of (ho jury, you
havo hoard all the evidence, tlio speeches
of tho counsel for plaintiff ami' de
fendant, and, lastly, you havo heard my
very long-drawn-out, wordy, wTnd-baggy
address to yon; nnd now what you’ve
got to do is this: If yon think the
plaintiff is in tho right, you will give him
tho verdict, and if you think defendant
is hi tho right, you will give him the
ventiot. You wilLuow retire.’’
All of which wo kuow perfectly .well
before, and thoreforedid not want felling
So wo retired, and as soon ns we won
shut up in our room, wo liad our say fo
gethor—tho Foreman wo had chosen
taking the lead.
"Well, gentlemen,” ho says, "I den t
think ns jurymen, this wants mnoh con
sideration. If one brother can’t write a
letter of advice to another broth or, and
say somo one else is a blackguard, wo’vo
come to a pretty pass, nnd tho sooner
John Bull puts np tho shutters and
gives np business tho better. Wlmt do
you say ?”
“ -'ay?” Isays: "Verdict for tho de
fendant” •
“Hear, hoar, hear I” says every mnn
present, for we must havo been "about
the most unanimous jury that ever met
In o tioxi , .
“Well, wo won’t hnrry book,” says
onr foreman. “It looks too business
like and prompt. They liko 'everything
in a Law Oourt spuu put -PS slow and
■Well,” I
jury-—-”
1 did not finish—tlio foromnn did that,
with his face looking lobsfer-liko in color
and prominence of oyo.
"Sir,” ho said to mo, "(ogive j-on^uy
opinion of thin iiitorferonoo on tlio part
of tho judge with Iho liberty of tlio .,fib*
jeot and tho ancient lights of niuuj lit
trial by jury, I think that , *
\Vfai., i will IntftaU you Wbnt ho
thought; it was a btfln too strong.
Bull will tell ;outbii,—l think just
thftfi.unc. * *■
ON THE UAIhUOAD TRACK. ,
I*r<-i'iUrliiii.ip lie ii lb ru ami !• <-«x Iln.
Worth'd, bill itecelvlna III* llaaitrnllk III-
* Rienib j, . h
A man rushed into tho rajlway tolo-
grdph office at Schuyler, on the night
of .polober 2H about ihrco-fourlhs of nn
hour before tho train was duo and naked
m a hurrihd and excited manner If tho
train had passed North Bend, nnd was
told that it had not. Ho then told tho
operator that ho hml overheard two
trumps plotting to wreck tho train at n
cdivert two miles enst < f Schuyler, and
between that station nuil North Bend;
that lie had followed them n mile or so
down tho track, and wns satisfied they
woro pliioing ob-tructlpiiB there as thoy
had planned. The operator notified tho
operator at North Rond, aud tho engi
neer being duly warned, ran slowly,
nud kept a sharp lookout nftti/ ho lmd
passed buvcu of tho eight culverts be
tween Iho two stations aud bad nearly
concluded that thp tiling was a lioni,
and lio would run faster, when 1 ' bo sud
denly.cane upon the obstructions, whluli
threw qjl'jtltff forward trucks and de-
lnyed UhJiuJtpi’ ail hour or.tio.,
Everyone folt gratitude, to the man
whoso warning lmd, ns tlioy supposed,
saved I horn'; the pnflfcongew proposed fe
nmliu up a purse lor him, aud asked lijs
luiuio, but oyviuc to certain suspicions
oiromnatnnooi it wns not furnishuft
them. Tho man who warned the oper
ator was Frank Helflt. Mr. Neligh was
engaged by the company to work up tho
case, jtnd toon satisfied himself that
Heldt himself lmd placed the ties Ih the
culvert and given information with tho
sole aim of gelling n reward for saving
the tVutn and lives 'of the' passengers.
Acting upon this theory, he scoured a
oh at u of evideuoe win oh neodod only
oortmu statements of Holdt to complete
it, uud Holdt was sunt n pnss and an in
vitation to como to Omnha with tlio
prospect of receiving 8500 reward nnd
employment at tho bauds of tho com
pany. II* arrived -Jior* the other morn-
iug and was ushered into tho general
manager's oflteo, whoro sat Mr. Neligh,
who was introduced toliim as "Assistant
General Manager Griswold,” aud who
heard his statement, which a short hand
reporter t6ok down. t» .When Heldt lmd
finished his story Mr!'Nollgh asked lihu
what he ‘thought would be about tho
right thing, mid Heldt nllowod that em
ployment at §7 por day as detective Un
til lio fouud thoso tramps would he the
right thing.
"I think about seven year* in the
penitentiary would bo about the right
thing," replied Mi*. Neligh, snapping a
pair of handcuffs upon the surprised
man's “wrists. «a a p
Heldt said that if ho was to bo lookod
ap ho thought'ho wqulfi rather stay in
Omaha a few days flrairto go to Hcliiiy-
ler, and, judging from the roodinoss ex
pressed by tho railway men thoro to re
lievo tlio company from any further
"lioUioi” with him, lloldt fools ealor
boro.'—Omaha Herald.
l.ost its PlftCP.
Chatting with Gouoral W. T. Blior-
mnu tho other day, Rfiys h newspaper
eorrespolidont, liosnid a few pivlty hard
filings of newspaper mon, though he ad
mitted that there wero exceptions. To
illustrate how his kindness had been
abused at times, lio said :'"Wiion tlio
.dispatch «|imo to mo about tho Ouster
ina.if soro I pulled the newspaper bnysifil
in together. ’Now,’I says, ‘here is tho
ilispatoh. I put you all on your honor
to copy and return it to mo.' Thou I
gave it out two pages to this ouo, two
pages to Unit ono, bo thoy conld all work
at once. I tiiruod my biiuikj and whisk
—Jack Robinson—tlie dispatch was
gone. It never Ipmed up. either, and
it is in eonn qm uco; al'sent from tho
plaeo it ought lo occupy in tho official
records.”
Too Bright
But 1 got no bettor, t
, liar color and odbf ftbmil
the fluids I wsa pasting—nlao that there .wire
Inrga quantities one day and very little Ui*
noxt, nnd that a persistent froth and »cuia
appeared upon the surface, and a Mdlmont
U'ttlod. And Vet I did not ronllzo my dnn-
<cr, for, index), seeing there symptoms ooi>*
itnuaffy, I llnully became accustomed to
them, nud jny suspicion yias wholly di»» fined
y tho fact that Ihad nopatn In tlio affected
■rgnns or In their vicinity. Why I should
linvo been so blind I cannot understand.
I consulted .the best modicul skill hi the
land. I vt-ited all the fniir d mineral springs
In AuieRcs nnd traveled from Maine to Call*
fornia. ntill I grew woiso. No (feb pbysV
dans ngreed ft* to my malady. One said I
was trifliblod with spinal Irritation: another,
lyniiepilii; imoUiar, lioort.disuuw; ftnpjlioft,
general debility*; another, conges) imiof 1 lie
ban of thnbriiln: hud So on IWouuli n I >na
list of ennui, on dinette!, • the IVniptoiii* of
'iiniiy of which I really bud. In this way
iovrral veftvs passed, during which tin)'' I
wn* iteeihlv growtujr whfse. MVftcoftflfllon
had really bud inepi'.lablo. The slight silnp-
loin* I at llr»t:«xiMi fenced wenidaveloned In
to Uirriblo uudi'iuslautdisordaia My iva|gM
.find lieon flulucfii from 207 to 100 iKaili lS.
My lifo wns ft t.Oiaen to myself ami frit tula.
I could rctfM no fondvm my ste.maeh. and
lived wdiolly by fnjooiiiuis. 1 wus a living
inuns of pstn. My pulse wns uncontrollable,
in mv agony I frequently fell to the floor hud
hitched the marpet, an#ipijty«d for deiltii.
Mm phlno had tittle or ho eireet In deafening
Up uoiii. l’or six day* and nights I lmd i he
. loatn-prcnionlioiy hiccoughs coiutautlv My
water waslUlud with tabe-ca*t« and albumeii.'
r4 whit struggling With Bright!* DtieftsMd tbs
kl.iiuiy* In lw lost “
Wh'lk auuenni thii J rdoetved a
if pastor, thodiev Dr, Foote, at,'
ictor of hi. Tnur* Hnltcopal Chui
rity. 1 felt that It'v. a* pur last' ,
but In tho course of oipvemMon Dr. Foot?
lutulTisl to mo tho lunny rofaurkalilo cures of
-fti ts like my orfU wluah bad oumo mndor jii*
ibsorval lon by means of it remedy, Wiki a
Ife urged me to try* A* • .procUcmg pliy*
&e,Tfc
.-o ao 11 (’Itous. howovor. wuh Dr. Fuotc, Ui*t I *
finally iiromtaod l ^ivo my
I tMffftn ii mute on th« flinfetliijfof Mb!.
tatl tnoic ii auconlinK tojIiroJUoiM. . At 11th#
i«o: Uit.tliih 1 tbpuglif w
cii fgr^oua in uiy auTitUtatoil coiifUUuu^ i
Ontlnuud to tannic; thn hfCK«-nitig 5cnbn(Iofi
llpaitdS ntul l was flhnllt nMa
upiin my itoiimoii... Inn low <^uy» inotjnal n
ilt’cMcd chan’40 Cor tno UilUn’, al»o dni my
svlro anti ii’JpnUR. Aly moqoU|Lbfi consoU X
">tppr1c*TH‘«vi Icsh twlln thnu furmbrly, T was
> rojolMd nt -i hi* imprrtvetl cmirtitfon iliac,
1ml i l:ad U’liov lmI but a low <luy* •">-
»roAvns my ‘lying bod, 1 vuwed. li» the ©qpa*
i«» of my Tnmfly afnl frtfctulv*n«lla 1 ro-
»vor I would both puMicly nnd jirivatoly
.inko known thin remedy ior th©gixxi p£ lm-
aiftnity, whbrmn r mid wdioncvcr I hittl nn op*
portiinlty, und Uiin letter is in Cuilliraont of
hut vow. My imnjoVcnU’nt wai constant
rum that time, uud in leas than throo months
[ lmd gainod iii»]>oiindain flwili, became en
tirely froo from pain, and 1 boliove I owo my
lifo and pro' lit t undition wholly to Warnor a
Sufo Ouro, tho remody which l used,
fsinoo my rocovipry f hnvo thoroughly re-ln-
cstiMatod tb« Mihjf’cb ol kidnovdifUcultics
nd Driglit'a disruho. mid 1 ho truthsduvoluped
ro astounding. I tlu’ivCoro state, doliberato-
\*, and itt u phv: ienn, that I boliovo imira,
httn onu-half thr (tenth* whioh ocnti* in
ituenca urn Knitted Cl/ Uri(/ht\n disease of
Lite kidneys. TiiL* may souud JiUo u. ny-li
ettitchiont, but I mn pj opat od to fully verify
it. BrtgnVfl (flnodno no dtktlflctivq «ynlp-
U.tli v of* itir ‘dndudd: it oft^n
without any pain wliatuvdi- in the IcmiH'VK «>r
lieir viiunii>> t, but l*»a till’ 9b Oiptopi of,t’N ift’y
11 • ■plaiuU.-ii. 1 uuiIio!U oi pc‘oola‘4 *■ woflnanH.Jlte nii*» i abb am tli« dirnnr. itMiii
tiior common . ^ _
daily, whuw imrfals nF* iiuthdrized 1*y a
“Hpinatinidju4'u? ‘ , Iutqiim^«■•■uv*
iu. iii'i‘ v und her n ini-n« hi r..mi'i:tlilM, \\ i»U
in lrajitv it i. ; »A>o^fii|i|ht’|fdiSt , f[ ot>l Un» ' rl-
nslillnu*nat6m "lUfealatateilioy, cm like.,
i thief, maiilfests its prc.-encj if al nil Iiy tlio
commonesti infitoni and fasten*, iteeir Oi jui
he constitution before the victim ts aware 6t
t. It is nearly as hxIMititury ns cousuiunUotit
1 d'e-uicbrnnioiianikWIiy a» tiaCai.. Fntifh'
fnmili.)i, Inlieritiuit Ji Upui Uiwr lunate*,
ivo ill" l, ami yeVupTi? of the iMimher limav
ro iii/.aj the inyKtorlous power which w»<
giuvio c them. Imte.id of conununsypiji-..
in i it often show* none whatever, hut.bring*
. ■, h suddenly. (rMlfaconvulstons, apoploxy
or henrt disease. Aarons who has suffered,
and know* hy bitter,oxiicriuucu what he sa.)V,
I tiijploro ovory one who rends tho-a words
not to neglect the slightest syfaptons of kite
ney dlfflculty, > CertAfii agony nnd grobaUa
'death will bo tho sure result of siudi neglo«,
and no ono can afford tohazardsuchehancisi.
I am aware that such anwuiualttfedstafe'
muiitoB Oils, coming from me, known am I
They Had Better Stay Away.
"1 Hko to know abont somo office
under Gloveland ?” he said as ho beck
oned a lawyer across the street from the
door of his saloon.
"Well, what is it?”
"I like to know if I vlias to haf some
office. My plaoo vlias headquarters
last fall for somo Glevoland glubs, und
all dor hoys telljmo I vhas snro of some
thing fat."
"Then yon are looking for some
thing?”
"vhell, I dnnno. Vlien Cleveland
vhas eleoted der poys began to drop iu
bore. Ono of ’em ho says: ‘Vliat Ii
bostmnster yon will rtnko for Detroit ?
By Goeorge I I vliis I vlias yon 1' Vhell,
dot tickles mo, yon know, und I treat
the crowd to poer. Rooty soon anoder
orowd comes in, nnd one of der poys
calls ondt .
" 'Lot dis convention come to some
order. Wo vhas now in dor presenoo of
der next boss of der Custom House. I
calls for throe ehcera for Carl Dunder I'
"Vhen he says dot I feels good all
oafer, nnd it soemB right to set oop der
peer."
"I see.”
"Vhell, almost cflfery night a gang
comes aronndt to my place to shake mo
iiy dor hand, nnd somebody says:
" ’Hip I hip I hurrah I Carl Dander
rlitut solid mlt der coming administra
tion I He picks oundt der fattest bfile's
for himself, und he remempere his
Frieuds mit dor lean ones T it .
"Vhon somepody talks like dot I fuels
ihmllcy tmd soft, ufid I lap a new keg
of lager. Now, I like to ask yen il
T vlias right. My poy Shake says I
dosn’t get somaoli ns a shmell of ollico,
und my oldt woman says der poys make
f fool of me.” * r*< •
"I guess thoy are right."
. "Don’t you belief T vhas der Gu*tora
House ?,"
n’‘No, sir."
"Nor dor Rosbofttoof * ‘
"No, sir," * '**'• ' *
"Don’t I haf some place at 82,000 a
y °"i ? .tnnbl it," ’ . ' 4
"Wasu’t I even mvltcd down to Waste
ngtou to boo Glevoland go mil der
White House?’! , .
"Not nnlewi’you Invited yontsMI,”
•‘Vhell I vhell I So Shake und der
old womans vlias right, uud der poys
vlias tint ting some ej>ft soap ou me 1
Ray I” ■* «• ' • *'
, .’/Yes I” , . .
‘;Dot yliaa all right, but I liko to say
somqtlilng, una’doan* you forgot him I
'To-night ilnt sumo ‘crowd comos nronndt
here, find somcpoily vllil begin to hurrah
for der next host-muster. Yon ought to
he here I Der dog vhli be loose; und I
shall have two glulm handy, nml you
will seo fifteen men in soooli n hurry to
quit doors ilut you pcliof some oaftll-
quakes ^vhas shaking oop Dotroit 1
Bhust'comb (irnrthdt nml see how a fiis
appointed offlee-keekc* vll! handle two
ylhbe uud n;imlRdog Itrtroit Met
Hre»s. . *;• «pvT •.
ZeflViud ^rtli^sfVcss. _
Alndaum Maiiq Cunuiuiui, Muslejil A r-
Tist. Weltinglon, S'. /!. writes to tlie
Ghflstchitrlli, New Zcrntfuiil Trtr^rh/th :
*‘I have usftd Pf. Jscolis -Oil', and lind
mru h relief in ease of i hounmtism, »iid
lot all uriuralgiopniim.”
Os tub Wise.—A /Texas paper, the
Lnlliig TDivj), «x|fia'ms s in this jvay why
it expect) hi keep clear of efitangling al-
llauqos with the'Rlieriff: "Wfl nmlzc'nll
oi our stale letters, split ot>oii envelopes
to gel nt tho unwritten side uud call into
servioe tlie brown wrapping paper in
wlitetr we carry bom i onr bmldles from
tho store. Our spioial telegrams arc
gotten tl.rough while the operator is
away at dinner, and we compel tho pro
prietor to set type, swoop out tho oflleo
(monthly), kindlo tires, fetoh water,
mako up the forms, ontertniu visitors,
discourage bores nnd deliver tlio pftpot
lo city subsoribers. We don’t iuteud to
huukrupt ou tliis lino.’’
Every Woman Kiiown^lirnii
Tho human bttly (n mu n Ijlwp n Cpo I clock
In it« muvomunfAi u too
,*lgw t*r do Uu».vUiaJT, uml,
lutl tiyieuii\IU; i^o ic oi’puuorKft
IS )s tlftiS’lftii liiifflehMis ntlmsntx wMMi rnnkrs
w..man's life ml* ralile aro ths illiant. isv.l■ ■ (,;
I.Ul'lllbll0flu4l IM. (ion i r till) lllel'Illu.SyMoill.
Jj'vr aU.tlnit nunfcroiiii . i|js U t svinptums—
anil every woman kii"w:rTmmi -tlu ro is cpio
uuaulius .oiiiu-iv,. Ui. l’uuuu'a-te.jMSv»nie
a severe sufferer Ii oin (Tstarrh for the past fif
teen vo«rs, wife distressing pain over my eyes.
Oriulusily file disease worked down upon my
Inhan. 'About, a year anil a half ago 1 oom-
n, need using Ely's Cream Halm, with moat
irriilii'vinc results, nnd aiu to-day apparently
furede-z. 0. V.'ABBO, Rutland, Vt.
Franklin: An investment in knowledge alwsv*
pays tho beat interest.
Inutant retie" for N ? ."ref"ii, l| Kn thsolie, Face
Soho. Ask for "hough on Toothache. 16 A 25o
Tlio light of the future—Experience.
Wh*»n yon
♦ xpieWi; nnd cai
•f epp-wit
portAlli*
• Nnw YnrV fiitj, i
K" iiir<*, nnd i up»
(irnml Omitrtl dfcpo
2r «sa
QhLA
IF’O’dT * **— „
■ili.RrSj JSS 1 r
“Maryland, my Maryland."
* * * Pretty Wives.,
I-ovely dauglitoni and noble mefa.*
"My farm lies in u rather low nnd, miaa-
tnntle situation, and
"My wifal"
"\Vhor
“Was a very pretty blondel’’
Twenty years ago heontna
' "SalloW!"
■•Hollow-eyed 1"
“Withered nnd aped I”
Before her time, from
“Malarial yftpors,„ though she made no
ticuTar complaint, not being of tlio
st, and
t> kny it
y, svhfch
CatarrH
Cleanses tho
r Head. Allays
Ilenls the Sores.
Rostg) res 'tlio
honsM of Taste
A Smell. A quick
ft positive Clu'o.
M cents It Untasids.
WT.
par . . . v _ -
grumpy kind, yofc causing me great juneasl^
nessj
“A sliort tinio ego I purchased your rom-|
edy for one bf the flilMreit, •Afto had a’Hc.'y
Bevero attack of biliousness, ftctl it bocurral
to mo tlint the remedy might liefa my wifo,
ns T founfl that our liltllo girl lipffh recovery
had - . ,- *•-•’ |
“fflStl” j -
Her snfiownew, and looked as fresh ns a
lien blown daisy. Well, tbo stqj y If soon
told. My wife, W-duy. has gaiuoil bar old-
‘liuSafcSuty With ehfnpound full
ts now ns handsome a’tuntrhn fff I dti
inysetfi as can bo found iu this county,
Is rfot<sf for pretty wiimeni. And I havp only
Hop Bitter* to thank for it. i
“The door creature just hxjked over my
stiouTder, and Bays, 'I can flatter ociual to
the dnys of bur codrtshlp, 1 nntl llikt reminds
me t here mi|:ht)-i* more/irrity trie** tf lay
bryklasr fftriuors would do', as I have* dime.",
' Ihipuig you may long bo spared to do go&tj
I thankfully remain,
jAtims,
’ Bxt.Tsvn.nE, Prince .Oeoi
tayNone gsnuino wtlhout a hunch of green
Hops on-tlio wldto labdl. , Blittu all thu, vilo,
poisonous stuff' with “‘Hop of Hoi* tu
their iiiinse- ■ .
A NEW TREATMENT
1 Per rciHumptton, 'Astra*; Bronchitis, I),,,
pepsis, Cstsrrb, Headache, Debility, Hheu-
maUaia,. Neuralgia, and all Ohtorlo
and Nervous Disorder.
A. O^LllU.
Wn, thft hftvlng r*cMvorl »ma*
W of .*'(ioMpnitwre
cSATvP9^> ,, prt'puRd RrtflNntiilMMorodftTitet
liTa nSrflT in * ^
w^fortt^^naidu'r it n ‘Iwty whioU
• Ktnrk*>y
Mum
n»kn Ha vi»1
•H^W'
ing I ruin »
itrnhlo" (liAOAnni to <Tt» nil thn
a known and to inapiro thn
l.iVnt wh’iSi'ihlrdifiitVaeftVr hi'llsvi 11 *!*,
uno lAh nny tuitTnioDiAla or reporUof «*■«> which
not gunnlno.
PILE CUlil,
• Nr#York OrtnWfi 18M.
Owi»tl«niem Aftnr pufferlng from intirtiAl P*IJh for
•’gilt y< nrA, during wh*oh tun® 1 wn® tm.'"i- *****,iP°®!
,.l 111 froiasuc
49 iiourx, wlmthnr lillnd or bModmtr. It will bfernt i
IIAPeORltl OWE,
rev rAlffk Oeetrenl n* and
iXVaateiessae so ««•■*♦« to
onrhestfemale luniubttten*
Itwftl CTO. enltrclr the wont fern r.f IVmslft ”
plaJhtff,ft!I Oral Ihd troubles, InnainmalUm
««WM 2saTC tt JSS
cW.nro.ofUf* ^ ff
Hn an
iO*'l t us
t'AN 1*1 I K OirttK
• fife.'
PTt. x.irvh?t: i.-it'i”
*SM|ihisranmuVftlatwTi,tl ?6
?H|ilaai Corset
liilunt Nursing Corset,...
HjilaalCortct i*OO
spinalNnr.inKtoi.ct. am. !p*,ni,’ Autoiftatia En(tinei »n< fnw-UlH-
, - . .•
dolivftxod-froo anywJioro in tiie U.{3, •» - - ■
if-:..
I iwylfeifes A'dtii^u; l »Mt<4ri3«
jinriuiDiy > Hh (ito lawn that i;°vcr# ilio i<»’M»alo f/ulcni,
I’nr th« OHIO of Kf.lnor (>mph(^a o of rflTh®rle|, tl»l«
,, .,V ei,00.RlxlK)Uk'*f.#•5.00,
) lAfrttimit^rTO ft- hxKri.uca
IJI L i IfUo. lAggfetwSdsl'm!)* 11 .Wfesso 1 '** “*
ferff lli i M ihi liter, lit font 1 a ho. «i Ml ilnigglda ■
report* al^ cocoa which ...
WM. 1). KEI.T.ET,
Member of (jotiurew Horn Fhil*del|thia.
t. s. AiTivintm,
“mSk""
gaiter • 'hut'h.r.ta, n Philidelphift.
Piiii*adf.i.miia, Pa., .Junttl, 189f. t
In order to iM*t« mfnritl Innnfry in rfBiirid
pn.fss.iiin.1 sn.1 urrsunsl -t.nJli.n, nnd '",.1.7
rrwMed oonfidenco in oSr statctneitl* *n«| in tuVn'
nlnrneRA of onr teAtitnnnialfi and reporti of hw. .
print the above card from gentlmm n woll an,i i,,
known nnd of the highott personal orortHfr' 1
Our *‘Treat iB«# «n Uompountl l)*yuon,” ,* ‘. nt » .. ...
niatorv of tin* dreouvory «»f and nmdoni act mi ,11 If *
retnarknWn otirntive Affeni. and a Urve tin.rtt „f
priirtitlf onrra in Oonanmption, Catarrh, NmiraUi*
Uromlfttip, AtjUuna, «to., and a wide range oLohrfmfe
aiaenaeH, will be aenV free. K ot cnro ™»
Addroaa
i>rh. NTAiiKvnr iv pai.dn.
I lOI) nml 1111 Olrnrrt Mt., PliilnUelphln, |» ft .
•uarr—■ 1 v ■ rr—’
MUSIC, MUSIC
—oo TO*—
JERNIGAN
-FOR •
mm~M
Boxes. Strings,
Rosin Boxes, Etc
ALLEN'S
RIENTAL
BALM.
lltE OltKAT SJUN
ftWMlfilTy.
RaitloV^a from Ilia
Ii bli-ini *Uo«, emjh
u ni.-..' Moth. Tnn
nitia, ami at’
...
“ iwepirea
norintIon of n colobrated phyalpiao, end
ooutaln no leud.
SMITH. WOOLII l hh A
JiAMAK, RANKIN ALAMAH, "
n throughout the unttre land a» a prai ti
tiwi'T uuil Ifi lm'f“- will arouse the stirpriso
arid posstblii animosity of tlio medioitl piofes-
sion nml astonish all with whom I am lie
reprinted, fait I Tiiekn the foregoing stat^-
luoufe billed ppoa iiu te which Jl am prepared
to prOdit ■(■ ahdiiu‘Il)' whjclil can substen-
tiaui to llie li tter, 'flu) welfftrdof eioto who
limy possibly tie sufferers suoli as 1 wo*. la an
ample hidneeiuont form" ta take the stop! I
live, and if 1 ran *u«. ssfully warn others
trim the iltingerous Ipath-in whioh I onf.
walked, I am willing, to endure ull profds
sional arid personal con mqnrnee.
, iCiJ. a HENrONi M. D.,
liocitEBiEn. N. Y.. Deo. *iU.
A Iteterniined Woman.
Ren: Perley Poore, in hie remlnis-
cenees of Mrs. Gen. Gaines, buyb tliat
dnring tho Inst Illness of lfer father he
made a will in liis daughter's favor.
When he died this will cuulfi not ho
found, but a previous one was pro
duced which coutuiucd uo recoguition of
Myra, Under i;Uht fifi hfi real esfete
Bcrlption,” tlio t’lQ'ory
"ThiifiiS^Ai
rofieetiini |ieiaiir).
mnddup
t Ii allroad Agpnta’ T^UHinocia
,,r oh T* autinm mw*
with Mill,
re.Vii. d'.IOl. Fngiso oo’Kl *111
I'rtmW (111. JS. \V. l‘A\.;Xlt *V
■MIN'), »I*IImoish-t.el *11 ,'jir. AUtqmalln 1-u;
Jill!r ”<i'iiu " to 1 i. II P. : ft!*" Puller*. !!»»«' ** *■"
n.y. kliuilt.»N. V. ,)!,» IftMte: . »'
?Wn.
ilia ic Ui *4Qonpi« f .mi
a. f*. Mfditliii l/v, ii Toe,
cry atyli h and duratyf. »‘ay
Mn lonaert you cut i«t a
.«.•’ ji ahoe for % . ■ rot hy
• foot na dl eetf*.ui> Ntrefw
ht io y-a-.t <i. I ht.-irant.-a
Jttbff* tmu. i \V* lo HiuikIm*
®ft. lift ill dairrT, watited.
74 IT* Sfi 5 iff6‘TO* WAN'fJOl T"f U» moil
th C'S 3 CD litipidftr ft cnftl.oi selling
, Iras I ... p.lWi.hl"!, “ 'rh'l'.XTY VKAISft OF
iiiard’s ciinut Plug JamesG.Blaine.
nan red tin ta7; tlmi Tsorlllard’s H H: W1-C, >T <‘*. frnw Vn. a«J • •• Mf
u Wi«t Jeorm-p d a tvtrtajsuU {ijhiio.inaliirMhrthirkibe Art Maine,f
- ‘ ‘ T -'Mara's Nuuir»i «■« I fWra l or enemy, ttill never rut it duwnuetu he
»» tcholr. ,t A fftHH Tn’ilia fioiVi Q'JOW
K. y. AWAintt
THAT
Milord 1
snmtw,’ sbtoles,
i -FROM
• m* a#
JERNIOAD,
fttl.* t*f-x w * *iteY
■<M ftsuotife without ohr Trad* Msik
.On bond and toe sals.
fraWAffiflS. IfflSB (WftBBS. ETC,
....... r .SIM ■■ J...I -*re-
Wfmt Hurt tlitf'Tnfljfe.
h'yiri'v *hi» ret'kri
#t*Adini’»J*»' l •''n'oi,-oV
In ItaanieaiDf, In
V'lratbrir" lit ft’
lo Any aur*. u r.
Iga rend the tchoir/
lufi 1,000 p*r month. u<
ttrtnloyori. f-t-rnl fhr ottE f v / ’
•iliti JdtiNllY HILL I
r 0,000 nu< Htaan
$
K’l hbAtise on i lia (liftouaa
I-I . l- \ .* t.a ' M. » .’■••tri'.v ‘ NMV York.
TELKtvHAriiY
I HE OPIUM-HABIT
FAhtf.Y c rftifi). Anviou j i(i:i:.
Dr. J. O. HOFFiMAN, JafTeraon,Wia.
tt Mi WAV!' 1000 HOOK A CENTS
.•boeSTlljUl V-TU1I1X VkAKS AMO.Sh
m IrJiLB
' ’ • “VlniiKti An llPl|. h
“Rough on iwh" cures humors; oraptioim,
JiiiJjfii'irm, tefifn. rlwum, lio-iuil futt, feii(.
f tevtfaW ft* tmvmmy*
v .'S»T%"~‘ , rd ftfft tw **'■; • •«
, , j.'rewature doojiua.of pojver In oitluirsex,
'tiowevor Induced, specfltfy itnd pcnnnuoutly
rrrrod.- Consultation- free. Boole lor thr,*
letter stamps. World's Disponsary Medical
Association, huflulo, N. Y.
Nearly 6,000 patents on churns havo been IS-
suod in this country atone.
A Case Beyond Help. h
Dr. M. H. Hinsdale, Kenaweo, 111., advisoa
us of a remarkable cure of consumption. Re;
snye; “a neighbor's wifo was attacked with
violent lnng diaoaao aud pronounced beyond
help from quick confiumption. Ab a last resort
tho family was persuaded to try Dr. Wm. Hall's
Balsam for tho Lungs. To tho astonishment,
of alt, by tlio time sho had used one half dozen
bottles, sho was about tho house doing her own
work. I saw Ijer M. htjf worst, aud had no
Idea sho oonld recover.
reutngo oh fi history until sin) had grown
up and become the wife of, Mr. Whit
ney. Rlio at once conmieucoil theprbBp-
oution of her olaifa to bo xecoguizod fts
the leqitimato daughter nnd heiress of
Diniel Olarlt. 'This she Botitiuned, nud
‘When, after the death of . Mr. Whitney,
Gen. Gaines addressed her, she con
sented to become hiB wife only after ,he
had promised to second her iitig iticn.
The great number of persons interested
to defeat her, and their largo means,
rendered tho Tcntost apparently $ most
-unequal one. . , , '1- v’V
Tho Oyster Has Them All.
There is a man in Mlohigan who has
. nu income of $200,000 a year who hns
A, bright but forwaid boy frequently® i been telling somebody what he knows
Buds that his blight nee:, does not envoi,-:-about happiness. “There aro only throe
BtlVOfl I
him from punishment fur Indulging in’ '
Tofwnt'dness, of whioh distressing faot|
to forward boys we give tho following
illustration: At one of Shoridnn's din
ner-parties, the conversation tnrned
upon the difficulty of enlisfaotoriiy do-
i'j.'iig “wit."
Forgetting that he was y xpeetud to
lienr, see, but say nothiuir, Master Tom
Sheridan informmi tlie company—
“Wit is that which Sparkles and outs. ”
“Very good, Tom,” said liis father.
“Then, iis you have sparkled, you Onu
cut!” and poor Tom had to leave his
dinner unfinished, and retire to private
ftpartmonU.
real substantial things that yon oaa get
out of life,” he says, “and the man who
hns those nt the required intervnlsds as
well off' as the richest. The three reali
ties are a full stomach, a good suit of
olothes, and a bed to sleep in.” Accord
ing to this gentleman an oyster must be
ns well off as he is. That delightful bi-
valvo usually has a full stomach, a suit
of clothes adapted to his residence, and
a most comfortable bed to sleep in. Tlie
oyster idea of existence, however, is not
attractive to everybody. There are peo
ple who still think that thore nre reali
ties in life beyond food nud olothes nnd
sleep.—New York Ledger.
- Mfr Proaerver, ; _
U yon aro IpshiK jfair grip on life, try "Wells’
eartulieuoiver." (Tins ilu-cct fo weak epota
WeffiswaHhiVViadom is ofttimeftnearerwhou
vo stoop than when wo sour. \
M. BTANhnv, Merchant, Ithuca,
u«C. " Price 50 Cciil ’
Hitsy to
Flavcl: Stop aaklo a little oftoner to talk with
f Gy4 and thiho o#u heart.'*
iroMMi aw - awwwp H *♦ a*
Fon uvurzrsiA, mmaEsnox. iTcpreaston of null'-.
Its and general debility iu ilioir varimi.) form’s,
also an a preventive against fover and ague and
other intermittent fevers, tlio "Ferro-PhoBphor-
ated 1'tiiliv of CaliHuya," made by Casivofi;
Hazard A Co., New fork, and sold by ull Iirng-
cibts, is tlie best tonic ; and for patients recover,,
ing from fever or other sickness it has no equal
When a man
wrinkle a dimple.
in love lie fancies every
Il l¥'A0‘) T .urn if it ■ I fa 'riiriVlin
Files lifWtrii te.?r
r fla.’'’' luonfty. * A rents Wmf®'? I'nt. It »•
i I jl" A I’ lirr. Ajaju.: > > . j, ly^t .,„ f Ur MujviWH.' t
rtTifSESH 'Ll in,».iT riiri-iiTu 10
‘SkrilrTr/^tl */<» pav tin chi*i*ii*
L’k-mk, u«7n^H7 a fcr. , !ir«Tjffifr 4
nniKlutot prio®H. *t«ir c rculsr. which gives fnll
9&r t Y ? rk :
S.nnTp>l15^-”fc f Premill'll liifT. Price Listinnt
tree* l’ . b. U Mti> Ut>r« UrnterbrookU'mn,
£Lg ok
Farquhar'8 Improved Cotton Plant«r»..
^ V v<ry RH*|»U onrt Prrfoolfcri iM «>i «’faM4u ; Drop** 5
T * Pretty Women.
Ladles who would retain frcRhnoss and vivac
ity. Don’t fail to try “Wells’ Health Kouewor."
Many New Year resolutions aro liko somo
secrets—“too good to keep.”
No Indy need be without Mrs. Pinkham’s
Vegetable* Compound because she is far di.startfc-
from drug stores. The proprietors Bend it
postage p;ud by mail from Lynn, ilass., in the
lonti of -lozenges''or of pillrf price, $1 per Itox.
orlixior fB. Jflendwor the “Qni^e to Health”
. wUiph gives full particular*.
— ■ -re-
Annie one says’,’ “tlio smoTclng car. must go.”
This is certainly truo if it is coupled onto an
engine. •
A StronffRmlovCafesjnt
Is conferred upon uint magmiicent institu
tion, the human system, by Dr. Pierce’s
“ Golden Medical Discovery ” that fortilits it
against the cncrcacbments of disease. It is
the groat blood purifier and alterative, and
ns a r emedy for consumption, bronchitis mid
all diseases of a wasting nature, its influence
is rapid, oflicacious and permanent. Sold
everywhere.
Ui'owa’s.lrou .Bittern fconv-
Jjiucs Iron,with pure .vegetal J« tpujf*.
' It is cbmpouLdefi on tlmronghjy «.i-
ontific anil medieinnl principles, and
cannot intb\lc:tto.
*AU other paporalioniof 1 ran eairc
lieudachc, nnd produce constq*.j.ii,;i.
Brown’s Iron Hitters i< the
ONTiYTron' liiecflclft’c that
is not injurious — itsu“e dnv.rint
even elackei) tho Uvtli,
it not only enyy: :im wt.r-t ra- • nt
dyspepsia, Tint insures ;i Iieartv ;.p-
betito
Bro$vn LsIvqii Bitter^ is tlio,
Best jjvcr
moves one, clears tlio skin,
I'Jwcsts tho I'oCd, CDllfeS
Belchiny-, iicurthuru, Aleut
It it tin) l.’eut-kuowp reinedv fo;-
l'cinaio inlif/nltles. r ' *
The rriihine hasulmve trade-Tnark
Mnd'ter rted red’ Ilhis tsn Wrapper.
Tako in otlibr. Miute onty by
DVrivnf Clieihicfel Co., "'
'niilt'mq're, Md^
Did you Sup
pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is Ior inflamma
tion of all flesh.
A Clear Skin
is only a part of beauty;
but ft is a part. Every lady
may have it; at least, wbat
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beautifies
BLUFFED BT A PORTEU WHOM UK Uorp.D
. • raexhtmnjAm
i i.r.g Tap •oT-te'JMflatL .
./a. wo Rut -Tuto .RqijUi Carolina w
Wore joini’d oy ftjJo'lqu from Pitlsharp
Tforqut j'usrivrmreuutt h'v" HS iT "dK*' ■ t
HYit lio bail been travelrtr(;’R.)ufh for (iiu
health; and hMTuftt figured up that lie
hrtd pnfrl out ??n ftifferft to wniters, nml
was marttftli life .way .through, lie
vowed by his-baldness that he woulilui
pfty out nuQther rod Cent, nnd we cm
eoimiged hlin ns hiwfl id) wo efiftld.
When wo went np to tlio hotel tlio
landlord gave us ft big. room with liiffe
beds ju U, A big, pegru brought (to
trunks rip, and wiieu ho was ready lo
go the Judge called to hifai nud began-
“Colored person, stuml up I Now
want to say to ypu.tliull Shull expeci
prompt servioe wit.fiouUeus. Yon imv
brought up my trunk; tlrut’snll right-
It wns yorir Imsineiitt' tA>^ T dmll wiin
water, aud 1 nmy wftut fixe, AJ>d ■ 1,111111
i>'S
«*
waiter was vigilant, humble aud williug,
bulk us we nrudu rua^y to depte 1 'be
riiorning of tho third, Iu pomes n
stnlilo with ft wnrrimt 'td nrrost the
Judge for thrents of. perftouul violence.
It hud been swora out beforo u Jiwtico
tor; utiles away, pud ttjpxsomplftuinnt nt
• th IfA1o5Klff%0' fe hold t!i
Judge down:on bie bwek during Ins tin>(
paroxysm, and when ho had cooled off»
little tlio negy. aJippefl into the rrem
'“^hlio rnkn/stniffi fip^ Sfhw j want
- ;«suy toyoriedat « flve-dollar bill mil
fettle di^yer cato jistft»T.foel now, 1,1,1
Justico Rm-«uy.sown jbmdder, un be
jist uohinrao ftend some white mnn to
jOil f^sii moriAat’’ .
Wo sat on the Judge again for nboiit
twenty mirimed,' nt'The end of which
time be lumded over the amount nnd wns
pronoun pod euufe—Detroit iYco Ihxit,
Robert DmismnlrNl Luck
AN UPUOOTBD TREE ON VANOOCrM
'.BLAND X'OJNTS TUB BOAD TO rOIlTOXE.
Viotbffft.'^hA sent of 'government
British Columbia, is the most tborougRv
English town this.sido. ox England. 1
reminds -onfi mnoh of Leeds or HnlL
Everything fa oondnoted quietly. Busi
ness men leisusely get down town w
or 10 o'clock m the ’ morning, wu
promptly close their stores at 5 o clock
in tho eveultfg.’ On Sutiq^uys stores
cloud nt niton, ! hirfttnbHW being allow
a half holiday, They then gather s
Beacon Hill, n magnificent natural pa«
bverlookirig th'rfStraits bf Fuea and tu<
snow-crostod Olympio Mountains o
Wushiugtou Territory, and participate
iu ulfsofts of games and athletic sports
They are joined by their friends, Mir
included,; and often half the popnlntio
of the town turae out.
. Ono qf tire moat eqergetio oitizens
n* .-— 1 —uaone more for
inns nny other mnn
jtDuusfanir, M.
Te^l n roiriftnee.
many years ho mined in the 0H "' ur ‘ e re,„
Nanaimo, toiling as ft day laborer. J
gloomy day, walking pensively in
woods oqirteuiplating hie hard lot »
wondering how lie was to educate h
maby oMlmrOTjTiif oye caught sigbt
theWdotor ot a ’gfact fir, tom from
plaeo try. p, ipidnjght storm.
had washed tire roofs, and olurginB
some of the soil he Saw olufaps ,
shale. His praatioed bye detected <w ■
Ho hastily marked tlie spot, and t
very day- he seouted all the land w
neigiiborliood, for a trifle, and beg ,
work, He unearlhed tiro great ,
Wellington-fWid Sorttff 'Wellingtonl bea*.
whoso output* last year nmounteit
251,810 tons, valued at $1.008,34i>
FniENDS^NoW.—A Now Y'orltor sod
nn ex-Oorifederate ftlbro recently ■«
niziug over a bottle Of Aptollinaris w >
wlien a distiugrrished foreigner
mented on the oircumstanoe as
fu'ly illustrjdiirg .tlug-oom;
which' wo Amoricafis have
animosities of tlib War. “
Now Yorker,-Vyori see we ore
witb
put aside tb«
“Yes,”
mow xorapr,-Tvou-aoe we are 11,0 ”,
best of friends, and. yet twenty J
ago X—— was trying his best, 10
there at Petersburg to' kill ray
stitute,”