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INDIANA HIGHWAYMEN.
\ TrnJu Robbed liy Miinkcd llorneineiia
Tho Louisvillo express, on tho Louisville,
New Albany and Chicago railroad, waa stopped
near H&rrodaburg, Ind., by a band of masked
roblxjrs. Tho latter were on horseback, and
compelled tho engineer and fireman to leave
their engine. Entering the express car, tho
American express messenger was covered with
revolvers, and refusing to unlock the safo was
shot dead. The safo was broken open, but was
found to contain but four hundred dollars. Tno
scene of tho robbery is Among tho hills and
■tone quarries, and is thinly settled.
The Public Debt.
Watches, Clocks
And JEWELRY
airiun n
Jerxtigaxt.
It la patlmatod that the atateniout of the
puhlio debt for the month of April will show a
reduction of about V4,000,000.
Parcel Plree In Virginia.
Firon arc conaunilng tho fnreata and fence,
along the railroad of the mountain oountlcs,
including Rockbridge, Highland, Allegheny,
Augnata and Rockingham. The loaa will ho
tho heaviest for ycara. Uiilldinga are endan
gered in many |ilaoea, and a dca|icrate light la
hclug made to aavo them.
War Reaolved Upon.
A diapatch to the Independence llelgi' from
Ht. I’etcrahurg, Baya: "After tho council at
wliloli Gicra’ propoaala to adopt conciliatory
meaaurcB toward England were rejected, lie
(Hera tendered hia rcaiguatlon aa foreign inln-
latcr, hut the czar refuied to accept It at tho
present oriaia. On the arrival of the nowa of n
Rusalau defeat ill Afghaniatan. tho ezar aent a
counter diapatch to England in tho nature of
an uliimatiim, and slgnod nn order for the
mobilization of tho army. The Imperial hank
haa been ordered lo provide tho government
with 20,000,000 rouhlea."
ItOIMING THK COMMONM.
Gladatnnc'g Great Speech In Parliament.
Mr, niadatoue, In the Houae of Commona,
bringing up the auhjcct of a vote of credit of
.£55,000,000 asked for by tho government on
tho army and navy account, said that ho hoped
that the motion to divide tho credit would not
he pressed. The government, he said, would
not devote any portion of money votod for par-
ticulat purposes for use In the Hotidan, hut
would reaervo a discretion to apply tho money
taken from the Soudan account for the pur
pose of preparation. He urged the house to
vote tho government tho entire .£66,000,000.
The proposal to aoparato the Sonilau credit
from "the credit for apodal preparations" wsb
rejected by a vole of 2211 against 180. Tile
ESKIMO ntUY-LIFE.
When n 1mlly Eskimo’s mother makes
tho hood for her reindeer suit, she
ilrelohes it into a long ssok cr bag, that
hangs down behind and is supported by
her shoulders, and this ling of reindeer’s
ikiu is his oradte and home, whero he
lives until he knows how to walk, when
he goto his own ilrst suit of olothing.
This, however, is whlio the baliy Es
kimo is out-of-doors or his mother is
making a social visit. When at his own
home, in order not to trouble his mother
while she is sewing or cooking or doiog
suoh other work, tho littlo baby is al
lowed to roll aronnd almost without
olothing, among tho reimlcor skins that
oinke tho lied, where it amuses itself
ivith anything it can lay its hands on,
Irom a hatohet to a snow-stick,
You doubtless think littlo Borons
should have a nice time rolling around
to his heart's content on tho soft, warm
roiudeer skins; but when I tell yen more
ibout his little homo, you may not then
think so. For his wiutor homo is built
if snow.
"But wou’t the suow melt and the
nonse tumble in ?” you will ask. Of
lourse it will, if you get it warmer than
lust tho coldness at wbioh water freezes;
out during tho greater part of the year
it iB so cold that the suow will not melt,
aven whon the Eskimo burn fires in
iheir stone lamps inside these snow
aonses; so by olosely regulating the
amonnt of tiro, they cun juat keep the
snow from melting. In short, it must
always be oold enough in their home to
freeze.
So you oan see that the little Eskimo
lannot havo suoh a very nice time, and
you can’t see how in the world he can
bo almost naked nearly all day long
when it is so cold. But such is the fact.
Yet, in spite of all this, the little fel-
,ow really enjoys himBelf. He gets used
to the cold, and has great fun frolioking
around ou tho roiudeer skins and playing
with his toys; and when I have told yon
some othor stories about the oold these
little folks oan endure, you oan under
stand how they cun enjoy themselves in
the snow huts, or iylocs, as they call
them, whon it is only a little oolder than
freezing.
At times, the fire will get too warm in
the snow house, and then the ceiling
will commence melting—for you all per
haps have learned at school that when a
room becomes warmed it is warmer at
tho ceiling and cooler near the floor.
So with the hut of snow; it commences
melting at the top beouuse it ie warmer
there—and when two or three drops
oi oold water have fallen on the baby’s
hare shoulders, hie father or mother
(iuds that it is getting too warm, and
cuts down the tire.
When the water oommenccs drop
ping, the mother will often tak6 a snow
ball from the floor, where it iH oolder
than freezing, and stiok it against tho
point where the water is dripping.
There it freezes fast and souks np the
water just like a sponge until it becomes
full; and then she removes it and puts
ou another, ns soon as it commences to
drip again. Sometimes she will forget
to remove it, and when it gets soaked
and heavy with water and warm enough
to lose its freezing hold, down it comes I
perhaps right ou tho baby’s bare back,
where it flattens out like a slushy pau-
eake—or into his face, as it onco served
mo.—Lieut. Frederick Schwatka, in
St. Nicholas for March.
—The President made the following sppelnt-
men<« lo be collectors of internal rt-venne.—
u.nmol ft Cooper, First district of Texas:
Frank J. l’ratt, Tenth district o| MasHachnsetls.
Brth apneiU'WcDtJ ate nnjto toflll.vacancies
caused by the removal of thelnfDmbents,
and Mr. Gladstono proceeded to oxplaln
object of the vote of credit. H1b voice waa
very hoarse, hut hia spocoh wna one of the moat
powerful and telling that ho ever delivered.
When lie had eonoludod, the commona, without
discussion, aa suggested by Mr. Gladstone,
voted entire oredit of .£65,000,000 asked by the
government. Edward Tempely Goinly, radical
member for Hnnderlind, asked whothor tho
government would end* avor to have tho dis
pute with Russia referri d for arbitrament to
the United Stales of Amerioa. Mr. Gladstone
answered: “lho government arc sensible of
(heir heavy responsibility to maintain tho
honor and goal faith of lho oouulry on the
one hand, and on the other to uso overy moans
consistent witli that liouor to avoid war. I can
give no more particular reply than this."
This utteranoo was accepted as significant and
was rcooivod with cries of "hear! hoar!" Tho
premier was cheered to tho oolio both during
tho delivery and at tho close of his spceoh. He
was also most enthusiastically cheered when
leaving the house of commons after the
speech.
Love Ends In Tragedy.
NEWS OF THE DAY
Knnti>rn nml Middle Hinted*
Barclay Johnson, twenty two yenrs old.
i recent valedictorian nt Yalo college and
■tudying law in Columbia college, Now York,
shot ana killed his mother and seventeen*y car
old sister while out walking with them at
Greenwich, Conn., and then committed sui
cide. Insanity prompted tho terriblo deed.
Thk jury Investigating tho death of a car
penter by the recent fall of ten ttnflntsho l
buildings in Now York rendered a vetdict
finding Builder Ruddcnsiek, tho supposed
owner of the buildings a sub-contractor and
two public examiners of buildings resi>onsl-
bio. Warrants for the nrrestof the five meu,
charging them with manslaughter, were is
sued by tho coroner.
Fire at Philadelphia destroyed tho repair
shops of tho Pullman Palace Car company,
including sovon palate cars valued at $15,000
each. The total loss is about $140,0du.
Nkw Jkhbky’h “arbor day” was celebrated
all over tho State by the planting of tree*.
DETAILS OF A PITCH HI* BATTLE.
Information has reached Louisville, Ky., of
a probably fatal duel which was fought near
there by two young farmers. John Augusta
and Abo Taylor were rivals for tho hand of
Miss June Greathouse. They quarreled and
friends arranged a meeting. Pistols at fifteen
paces were the weapons used. Both men fired.
Augusta, it iB thought, will dio from a wound
in his groin. Taylor roseived u slight wound
iu the loft thigh.
Nonllt nml West.
Martin MiTCHKpi,, a hunter’s guido at
Black Fish Lake, Ark., shot and killed three
men, with two of whom lie had quarreled
Mitchell and the three men had Imk-ii seeking
each other, and when they mot began firing
with the result staled.
A PROM INK NT Mis< sdppi editor has for
warded to President fleyeiand a |>etition
asking for tho pardon of Jefferson Davis.
Bix oodles were recovered'Among tho ruin*
of the Vicksburg (Miss.) fire, nml it was
thought that more than twenty lives were
lost.
WnnlilnKtnm
Thk annual meeting of the American
Surgical association was held at tho Medical
museum, representatives from all parts of
tho country attending.
General Lawton, of Georgia, has de
clined the Husrian mission, to which lie had
been decided eligible by the Attorney general.
General Lawton’s nation is based on a desire
lo rolieve the administration of any embar
rassment which might result from tho light
which would probably occur over bis confir
mation by the Ennato, many Senators bold
ing that his political disabilities havo not
been removed, and t lint ho is therefore rot
eligible to office under tho Federal govern
ment.
Additional appointments by the Presi
dent: Christian M. Slebert, of Now York,
to lie secretary of legation at Chill. Post
masters—Henry L. Konyon, at Northllold,
Vt: John L Liiulloy, at Ausonia, Conn.;
William B. Ilnll, at T> all lug ford, Conn.;
Jacob K. Co (Troth, at SoiuersoL Penn.; Delos
L. Birge. at Cooperstowu, N. Y.; Francis M.
Householder, at Noblesvillo, Ind.: Nelson
Bruott, at Jefferson, Wls.; James li Cather-
wood, at Hoonestoti, 111.; Goorgo M. Houston,
at Harrisonville, Mo.; Benjamin K. English,
at Now Haven, Conn.; Dolance Young, nt
Auburn, Me.: BLmhen H. Crittenden, at
Greenviilo.S; C.; W.B. Delo, at Knox. Penn.;
Thus. A. Bailey, at Darien, Ga.; A. H. Mor
gan, at Norcross, Un.; Nicholas Best, at Mil
let ton, N. Y.: Norinati Fisher, at Hunting-
burgh, Ind. Collectors of internal revenue—
Edmund W. Booker, district of Alabama;
Ebon F. Pillsberry, Third district of Massa
chusetts; Alexander Troup, district of Con
necticut; Charles H. Chase, district of Muine.
President Cleveland’s first public re
ception At tho White House, which had been
deferred two wooks on account of General
Grant’s condition, was attended by a largj
number of poople. Tho 1‘resident was as
sisted in receiving by his sister, Miss Cleve.
land and wives und daughters of tho cabinet
ministers.
Incident to the transfer of tho office of
United States treasurer from Mr. Wyman to
Mr. Jordan, a count of tho money in the
treasury' is to bo made by a committee of
three—two representing the gentlemen
named and tho third Secretary Manning.
Tho count will take about three weeks.
The President has ap]>oiuted Henry’
Kernochan, of Louisiana, to 1m* naval officer
nt Now Orleans, and Cornelius S. Scheuck,
of Oregon, to bo appraiser of merchandise in
the district of WillumeUe, Ore. Charles
Junnoy has been appointed postmaster at
Cainden, N. J.
Postwar teii-G knkr al Vi las the other day
appointed sixty fourth-class postmasters.
A Deliberate and Dustordly Murder.
In Marion county, 8. C., a young white man
named Williams was shot in his store by Daniel
Hines, whose father stood by with a piBtol in
hand ready to fire on Williams should ho offer
resistance. Tho cause of tho difficulty was
Williams’ dofeueo of a lady whom Daniel
liiues hud insulted. Hines and his lather
escaped. Williams will die.
pergonaTmention.
Explorer Greely and wife will spend
the summer in England.
Minister Lowell is announced to sail for
Now York on tho 9th of June.
A statue of Garfield has been cast at Nu
remberg. It w ill bo erected at Ban Francisco.
Professor Baird, for bo long of the
Bmithsonian institution,has accepted a scien
tific professorship at Yalo college.
Queen Victoria is editing the speeches of
tho Duke of Albany. Sir Theodore Martin
will app nd a sketch of the duke's life.
Joaquin Miller propose* to erect a log
cabin, similar to that which he built nt
Washington, upon a site near Lake do Funi*
ftk, Florida.
Lady Duffkrin, wife of the viceroy of
India, recently laid the foundation-stone of a
hotel for the accommodation of female medi
al students iu connection with tho Calcutta
Medical college.
MR*. Whitney, wife of tho secretary, can
afford to dress well Her father is tho mil
lionaire Senator Payne, of Ohio, and one of
her brothers, it is said, ns a trifling Christmas
gilt gave her a $10,000 ornament of rubio.-.
Marshal Bazaine, the French general
who wna atone time under sentence of donth
for cowardice in surrendering Metz during
tho Franco-Prussiau war, is now penniless
and in a most destitute condition at Madrid.
General Grant, it is stated, rarely
smoked pfior to the battle of Shiloh. The
newspapers told of his smoking during that
engagement, and, being afterward deiugod
with Doxes of cigars, he acquired the habit.
Jay Gould has twenty-seven telegraph in
struments in his office. Bitting at his desk
he can be put in communication with any
place that is reached by a wire of the Western
Union-Telegraph company. Therefore t he
managers or his properties are always acces
sible, no matter whore they may lie.
THE EUROPEAN TROUBLES.
France Is Inclined to Make Trouble With
E«ypt.
The French Charge d’Affaires in Egypt has
been instructed by his Government to suspend
all officiul relations with Egypt, and to make
the declaration to tho Egyptian Government
that France declines to sanction the Egyptian
financial convention, and reserves to herself
complete liberty of action. Tho Charge has
delayed liis departure from Cairo, it is said
that Egypt now offers to compromise tho dis
pute with France concerning tho seizure and
suppression of the Bosphore Egyptien by mak
ing an apology and by admitting thut her offi
cials violated the rights of domicile of lho pub
lishers, the apology, however, to contain no
allusion to the seizure of the Bosptwre Egyp-
tien. , _
Diplomatic relations between Egypt and
France have not biCu broken. The French
Charge, however, has boon instructed to go to
Alexandria, and if Egypt fails to make a satis
factory reply ho will leave Alexandria. In the
event of a final breaking off of diplomatic re
lations between the two countries the interests
of France will be confided to the Russian Con
sulate.
Tlireti French transports with 4,000 troops
on board, which arc now in the Suez Canal,
have been ordered to rotnuin there for the
present.
The opinion is ejym’ssefl here that France
and Russia are concerting again* t England.
F00TLIGHT FLASHES.
Madame Marie Gkistinoer has been
singing in 8t i’etersburg,
CliARLEH II. Hoyt’s “Tin Soldier,** recent
ly produced in Boston, was prouounood u
great hit.
Patti has appeared forty time* during the
present season, receiving $4,090 for each ap
pea ranee.
Herr Schott lias abandoned the idea of
; anotl
fork.
“Baldabhare,” a new opera,by Honor Vil*
late, lias boon produced at tho Toatro Kealo,
Mudrid, with u perfect success.
Augustin Daly lias secured A. W. Pin
ero’s farce-comedy “The Magistrate” (done
at tho Court theatre, London) tor America
Mile. Fuiisch-Madi, the leading vocalist
of the Thomas Concert company, receives
$‘j0,000 from Mr. Thomas for forty npj>ear-
Alices.
Charles Kelly, the English uctor who
died the other day. was ono of tho husbands
oil Ellen Terry. Mr. Kolly had not lived
with Miss Terry for several years.
“Le Chevalier Jean,” the new opera by
Victorin Joueieres, just produced at tho
Opera Comique, is spoken of in Le Atenestra
as decidedly tho best work its composer ha
yet written.
During the International exhibition at
Antwerp, two oratorios, one by Franz Liszt,
the other by Anton Rubinstein, will, it is
said, be performed, each under tho direction
of tuo composer himself.
Anton Rubknhtkin has been in Holland
during tho last month ou a concert tour, lie
has finished a new oratorio, which is to bo
brought out under his own conductorship at
Antwerp during the exhibition.
Signor Mozzucato, in tbe article on Verdi
states that the barrel organ, as ground in his
S atire village near Busoto, in tho Grand
uchy of Parma, by itinerant musicians, was
tho first to awaken his musical susceptibili
ties.
Miss Bella Cushman Eaion, of Boston,
a grandniece of Charlotte Cuslunun, uirns to
follow in the footsteps of thut famous actre-s.
Hho has already received many commenda
tions of her latent in reading before tho lit
erati of Beacon Hill.
Wilhelm Keller, while playing iu Hchil
Jer’s “Bride of Messina,” at Hchwerin, in
Germany, lately, fell down dead at the iiead
of Don Emanuel’s bier. The audience thought
it was a tine portrayal of grief, and ap
plauded till the truth was known.
Judio, the French star who will visit
America next autumn, is said by u corre
spondent to be “nearly forty years old, with
a vigorouc form almost bordering on tho
heavy. Hho has a purely oval face and a
mouth that effectually displays two rows of
pure white teeth.”
A Glen’s Falls, N. Y., man has invented
a musicul instrument, the sound being caused
by water dropping into a tube of thin, reson
ant metal. He got the idea by hearing rain
drops patter on a tin roof. Its tones will be
as louu as those of u music box. Tho invent'
or will exhibit it throughout the country.
During last year no fewer than thirty
eight new operas by native composers were
brought out in Italy, provided a revised ver
sion of Verdi’s “Don Carlos” can be called i
new opera. Among tho names of the com
posers who are responsible for these wor
only one or two are known outside of Italy.
A great number of now operettas are sooQ
to be brought out. Carl Millocker is engaged
upon a libretto furnished him by Genee and
Zell; Franz von Huppe has iust uiid the score
for a text by Schuitzer; Aliens Czibulka, tho
composer of “Pentecost in Florence,” has ac
cented a text book from Riegen and Gonoo.
Johan Strauss is hol d at work on his “Gypsy
Buron,” and Joseph Bayer is soon to fluish “
new operetta for the Theatre au der Wien.
Enthusiastic violinists have lelrffced mar
velous things of the capricious violin and its
feminine coquetries. Ole Bull used to say
that he frequently had to coax and wheedle
his violin without stint, and to woo it by tho
gentlest caresses. W hen it would obstinately
refuse to Utter accordant kOte^ be was wont
to rub it iailuly with good hiugor wifcb a
fl&npel eleth, or to put it gado until ltd co
quettish wood hud ^MlbaO l
The following details of the battle betweon
Genoral Middleton's fore© and tho rebel army
in Mnnitolm from Winipog have boon ft.
coivod: When the troops left Clark's Cross
ing on Thursday, there wore fow In tho
army who expected the fight would occur.
General Middleton, however, warned tho
scouts to keep a sharp lookout, and the nd-
vanco was made with great caution. The
troops ramped for tho night thirty miles
wc*t of Clark’s Crossing. A good
night’s rest was obtained, ami tho forward
march was commomvd nt seven o'clock on
tho following morning. The scouts were
well in advance. Before proceeding five
nilles two of tho scouts came galloping bark
and loportod to General Middleton that tho
rebels wor© Intrenched iu tho bluffs a mite In
advance of tho column. Tho lino of march
was along a trail which winds among the
bluffs, and afforded a magnificent Intrenched
position to tho rebels. The trail at this
point cross *s Kish crook, which is swampy on
oithor side, so that tho troops bad to wade
knee deep in water. Middleton lit once nr*
angod his column ami gave the order to ad-
r the first time tho 400 volunteer*
who had gone on the expedition regarding it
ih a picnic awaken 'd to the horrible reality
that they were going to face death. Major
Boulton s scouts led. followed by tho Nine
tieth battalion of Winnipeg. The genoral
with his two aides were well to the front.
Ah they approached, the robots, from tlioir
inbuilt in tho tlmlNH* on tho bluffs, ojieno.l
and poured a deadly volley into our
troops. Ten of our men, principally scouts,
toppled from their hors-s and at least
fiftcon hors 's rolled over dead. The gen-
ordered a return fire, which was
obeyed,* but little effect was taken on tho
ruUds. Our scouts then m tnumvrod around
to a jmsitinn where hUhmI two hnystacks nud
a couple of log houses. Tho genera! then
ordered Captain Wise, his aid, to bring for
ward nn advance guard of the Ninetieth,
under Captain Clark.
Captain Clark’s company ndvunced to tho
bluff and began skirmishing. The captain
was running with his comiiany from one
bluff to another, when a bullet struck him ill
the back and befell severely, if not mortally,
imn lo 1. Ho was carried to the rear.
All tins timo the rebels, who were standing
in their rifle pits nr hidden behind trees,
were |K)uring their deadly bullets thick und
fast, upon our troops, wh > appeared perfectly
helpless nml unable to dislodge the insur
gents from tlioir position, chosen with so
much foresight. Two guns of A battery then
came up nt a gallop under command or ( ap*
tain Fetors, tho guns being supported by tho
garrison division under Captain Fetors nml
[Jent'limit Rivers. After firing a couple of
shrapnels at tho half breeds tho latter re
tired into tho ravine. While being driven
across Sergeant Htowurt,of Boulton’s cavalry,
kille l ono Indian, who Imd already shot four
horses. Tho remainder of tho Ninetieth were
then sent up, Majjr Buchan commanding Jhc
right battalion and Major Boswell the left
half. C company of the infantry school,
Toronto, being on tho oxtreino right, Imd sev
eral hotly contested s -riiiiiimges with tho
rei**ls for possresion of tho knoll, 500 yards in
advance of tho ravino.
Our men were finally beaten back and re
treated from tho knoll, leaving the rebels in
mssesslon of it. Seeing matter* were grow-
ng serious and tlmt defeat stared him in the
.’ace, General Middleton suit a courier in
mad lmste to the river to summon the left col
umn on tho oppositesldo to his assiotance. J'ro-
cautioashad licon taken to bring a scow up tho
river to ei a’>lo the troops to cross in tho
event of n battle. Jx>rd Molgund was in com
mand of the left column, anti whon ho hoard
firing on tho opposite side about nine in tho
morning, tho time at which the baltlotoiu-
menced, ho ordered bis column to advauco
quickly nn l lie ut the river banks ready to
cross. In obodienco to General Middleton's
order a scow’ was at onco got iu readiness.
No. 2 company of tho Tenth, under Captain
Mason and Lieutenants Irving ami Hay, thou
' lU
NEWSY 0LEA.N15JGS,
TnK.UK are 1,500,000 acres of swamps la
North Carolina.
The English language is taught In 00,000
schools in Japan.
An Alabama factory makoskiudling out of
cotton seed hulls.
Thbre have l»eon nine wars In Europe
within the last thirty years.
Tub total cost of tho rescue of Lieutenant
Greely and party was $769,205.
The population of Atlanta, Ga., is increas
ing at ♦.bo i nto of nearly 5,0J0 a year.
Making envelopes out of straw paper is a
now mid flourishing industry iu Ireland.
A DErosiT of zinc ore thirty feet thick and
two miles long has been found in Marion coun
ty Arkansas.
English lovers of cats are introducing a
now variety from Russia. They nro of a
rich mouse color.
The lumtiercut in Maino the past season
was 1115,000,000 feet, or about 10,000,000 less
than that of 1SS4.
In Virginia peanut© nro now ground into
wlm* proves a vory (air Hour for making pio*
crust ami othor light pastries.
Klrotihkiki) butter will soon bo iu tho
ninrkot. A French patent has I icon oh.n’uod
for a process of batter-making by electric*
ity.
The Han Juan district of Colorado is rap
idly developing into a gold-producing coun
try nml Is good for $vU0,U0J of tho yollow
metal this year.
What is said to be tho largost diamond in
tho world is about to bo cut in AiusiorUum.
It was recently louml hi Mouth Africa and
weighs 47a carats.
Mu. Lykenh, of Mines, a small town nonr
Altoona, 1‘enn., is said to bo lather of five
bovs, three of whom came into the world
fully equipped with locth.
A long-haired elephant, larger and more
perfect than any siiocim ui Intln r-o so-
cured, is being extrude 1 from tho ice nt the
tnoutii of tho Loua Delta, biberia.
There are now eight vegetarian restau
rant i iu London, feeding from 500 to l,5ii0
liorsour daily. The average cost of diuuei s
lu one of tiie most Iroquoutexl is sevou and
one half pence.
Tiie death of a professional sword swat*
lower in un English hospital, tro.n ho.u-
orrnage, has again brought alien.ion to tne
dangers of tno calling, which is pop*
Ulany supposed to be hunnlo»s.
That jiogge I thoo* nud b< o:s Are still quite
extensively used might i.o interred irom the
fact tiiat a peg niauulm turmg company nt
Bartlett, N. It., is turning out the little
wooden article; at the rate of l,tk)J budie
day,mid has ordois on hand that will require
sovurul months to fill.
Kxpln«lt*ir the Crime or NTnrdor on
tlio Gnllow* In Arlinamu*
Tho execution of Columbus L. Mollltt, who
murdered William Weliunt three yoars ngo,
took place at Dallas, Folk county, Ark., the
othor day. Three thousaul people wit-
nessnl tho hanging. Ilia doomed man,
who was not yet twenty-one years old, mot
hi* fate declaring hi* innocence. Tin crime
lie expinto 1 was committed in June, F8J.
Tho culprit was a near neighbor of tho man
lie wantonly kil.ed. Weliunt. a thrifty and
prominent farmer of Folk county, was shot
Iron ambush while plowing.
The miss do crushed through Ills brain, and
he fell over hit plow n corpse. Thu assassin
lushed from his concealment, and at ter rilling
Wohuni’n pockets, entered tli < house, near by,
and wilt bed it of a considerable turn of money.
Woburn's wife, who wn* engaged some dis
tance away, li-nriug the gun fired an I see
ing tho strange man, hastened to the
homo. At tho door she met young Moffitt
and OKkinl lum what ho was lining (here.
Ho m ule no reply, but pushing nor nside
darted nrrost the fields and disappeared in
tho woo Is. The nvir lor and roblwry created
the wildest consternation, and large rewards
were offered tor tho murderer’s capture, but
lie proved a cunning fugitive nud a crafty
prisoner. After escaping from the Dallas
nml Hot Springs tails, lie was finally held at
Dallas by lioiiig cluiiud to the jail lloor.
SO WAGS THE WORLD. THE JOKER’S BUDGET.
crossed. Ixird Mclguuu
and Cap
tain Young crossed with them,
and after a march of about three-quarters of
a mile from tho river’s bank, came up with
tho right column who wore engaged with tlio
enemy. The latter were thou undor cover of
a deep ravino. Meanwhile A battery (regu
lars) and a company of tlio Ninetieth under
Captain Forrest, dashed across tho oixming
atm gained tho top of the ravine. The rear
troops wore then worked forward and the
artillery constantly shift© l for uu advan
tageous position for shelling the rebels who
were still in the rifle pits and old house's.
Tho shelling begun, but through want of
practice it was not so effective ns was ex
ported. During tho shelling operations tho
opposing forces were within a few yards of
each other. The insurgents wore halt-broods
l Indians, who kept up a constant war-
whoop It was observed that tiioeo shot
were struck in vital parts, showing
that the rebels wore excellent marks
men. When Company ” of tho Tenth
arrived they were sent over on tho right
flank ami thrown out in skirmishing order *o
as ns to enfilade the ravine and to relieve
some of tho troops who had been in action all
day. About sixty of the rebels were seen to
retreat on horseback, tho remainder in tho
ravino being unable to do so owing to tlioir
It arses having been either captured or shot.
Things remuined unchanged up to
5 o'clock, when there could not
have lieen more than ten men in the
riflo pits in tho ravine, at which time the gon-
oral had tho troops drawn up preparatory to
making a charge and capturing tho men in
tho pits, which was expected to close tho en
gagement, ns ho had ordered tho teams to get
ready to move about half a mile nearer
CAPT. JACK'S SUICIDE
ndy —„ _
tho river, in tho open, to camp for tlio night
During tlio engagement tho bullets flew tuir*
Heavy losses occurred among our troops,
but tho loss to the insurgents was small.
After several hours’ fighting the general,
finding it impossible to dislodge the rebels,
ordered a withdrawal, and tho army finally
fell back on tho camping ground of tho pro
vious night.
Tho loss of tho Canadian troops was about
eight killed and fllty wounded. Of the lat
ter a number wore expected to die. As far
ns could bo soon the enemy left no dead ou
the field, though twenty-five of them wore
shot mid a dozen captured. Tho rebels seem
to be composed of nliout au equal mimlier of
hulf-hrcctls and Indians, in all not more than
two hundred, mid are supposed to bo under
tho command of Gabriel Dumont.
A TEXAS WHIRLWIND.
People] IKIIIed and House© Demolished.
Tho Prairie Grove neighborhood, eight
milos south of-Muxin, Texas, wife visited
about 2 o’clock p. m. by a severe cyclone,
causing serious damage to lifo and projierty.
The two-story school-house, in which wore
about fifty children, was blown down and
torn to pieces, killing ono child and wound
ing several. Tho casualties wore ns follows:
A fourteen-year-old daughter of J. P. Swing,
kilted; Estelle Cook, leg broken: two
children of E. Herring, log and arm broken;
two children of Mr. O’ilnrn, tegs broken
uni injured internally. Tho house of
8. McKinnon wus blown down, seri
ously in uriiig tlio owner. The storehouse
and postoffice, owned by 8. D. Hughes, were
demolished and tlio goods promiscuously scat
tered. Tho residences or M. B. Cox, II.
Thompson and T. J. Williams were denial
ished. Larkin Gentry’s house, some distance
from the village, was demolished an 1 liims.d
and wifo and child kilted. Other serious re
suits were probable, as tho country is thickly
settled in the direction of tho cyclone.
Advices also come from Northern Texas
noting a very heavy rainfall, extending over
a large section of country. At Gainesville
the recall and Elm crooks overflowed their
banks, and beside washing away much prop
erty several lives are reported lost. Women
and children clung to branches of treea foi
hours before they wore rescued, and in sonv
instances whole families wore swept away ii
tlioir houses, but in moat instances they wen
rescued.
Patent medicines are estimated by a
leading English journal of medical mat
ters to cause the death of a hundred and
titty thousand parsons every year,
In tho log booh of tho into Captain
Harris, of Stratford, Conn., is au entry
under date of Jauuarv 21, as follows:
“On the morning of tho 13th I was dis
abled while standing uoar tlio wheel by
a broken spar, and lay iu tlio oabin three
days unconscious. Tlio first mnte says
Jack is gone, and asserts, as do others
of the crew, tiiat ho committed suicide
through grief.”
Captaiu Harris was au old sailor, whos
most faithful and devoted friend through
many of his voyages was Jack. O.ipt.
Harris bad first taken Jack on a voyage
when ho was hnrdly big enough to walk.
He seemed to oaro for no cue's sooioty
but tho captain's, being extraordinarily
affectionate and demonstrative when
with him, but very dignified, stern, and
silent at all other times. He was a big
fellow, with great browu eyes, and tho
captain bad only to exprosH a wish for
Jaok to attempt to exeento it. If it was
something that lie could do ho would
quarrel with any sailor who attempted
to do it, aud if it was somethiug that
he could not do ho would qunrrol if
some one of tho sailors did not do it.
Ou Jan. 13, Captain Harris wns home
ward bound, nud iu tho midst of a ter-
ritio gale. Tuo broken spar pinned him
to tlio deck, und knocked him senseless.
In an instant Jack was at his side. He
attempted to pull off tho brokou spar,
and would allow none of the crew to
help him until ho saw it was impossible
for him to do it. Then he urged the
crew, by mnte pleading, to do wlint be
hod been nnable to aecomplisb. Dur
ing tbe entire three days that Captain
Harris lay uuoousoious iu his cabin
Jack never left him. He refused even
to eat, but kept bis pluoo near the cap
tain, looking at the mate, who acted as
nnrso, with a most piteous aud pleading
expression. On the third day ilio mate
palled Jack on tlio head aud said:
“Poor Jack. The enpluiu is dead."
Jack stood up so tlmt he oould look
into the bunk, and when he saw Cap
tain Hnrris’s white uurecoguizing fneo,
he moaued. Then he uttered a iowery,
and slowly went np tho cabin stairs. At
the top he turned nud looked into tlio
oabin onco more. Then he cried again
piteously. Then, looking around the
deck and seeing somo of the crew, lie
slowly wagered his tail, as though to say
good-bye, and then with auothor cry he
sprang into the sea.
ATItANdR, NTAHTl.tNn AND CDRIODI
KVRNTM IIKMI ttlllltn IN TIIK UUL-
IMINN 4*F OUU KXUllANUKrt.
A llrltlah fllsjor’s Ninils«.M-A Draft Trap
-A llsrslnr’s llrsve—Tt. Haiti. •>
Hmslllna Nalls. Hie.i Kie.
Manors Waiinm, of Bhnsham, IV.
Y., has been bothered by chicken
thieves lately. A few nights'ago be set
a large steel trap at tlio entranoe of his
ohlcken coop door. He also loaded •
shotgun with powder snd tine salt and
plnood it at the door of tho coop, so that
when the door was opened the gnu
would be discharged, aud tbe intruder
would rcceivo tho ooutents in his body
whlio held in the jaws of tbe steel trap.
The eamo day some friends of Warners
came to visit him. They drank eider all
day aud until late in tho evening. When
tho visitors were roady to go Warner
wout to help them harness the horse.
They broke a strap. Warner had one
in tho ohloken ooop. He forgot about
the trap and the gnn, and went after tbs
atrap. Wiien he opened the door of the
hen honso he stopped in the trap. The
gnn wont off, aud bored a largo holo in
his sido, making a fatal wound. The
trap broke his leg.
Ths timber rafts of the Rhine aro •
noticeable characteristic of that river.
They oonalst of timber felled in tho
mountain foreeta and brought down to
the ltliiue by theNcokar, Main, Moaellc,
and othor rivers. The single logs are
first hurled down from the heights Into
tlio mountain torrent, then a few are tied
together aud as they float down the
atreamlot grow like a snowball, till in
the llhino itself they are made Into huge
floating fabrics, which areoarefulh nav
igated to Dorbeoht and sold. A raft
lias often eight or ten small honses on
it, and 400 to COO people, rowers and pi
lots. Tho vast pile is steered by means
ol immense oan, and is Hooonatrnoted as
to twist liko a bngo snako in the narrow
shannols. The sale of a single ralt at
the ond of tips voyage often realizes
8160,000.
Duhino the rotreat of Qon. Duller,
tho houon of the day fell to Major
Wardrop, who, with thirteen men, stole
cautiously round the euemy’s right and
found tiiey had only a few hnndrtd rifle*
nicu on tho hills snd no reserve spear
men. Major Wardrop aud his men,
kcopiug out of sight, sent volleys at a
range of 800 yards on the enemy’s flank. (
Leaving one msu at this point to oou-
tiuue the tiriug he took the twelve
nlliers, and, os qnlokly as possible, per
illed tho same tactics at three suooesfive
hills, giving tho Arabs tbe impression
that new bodies of British troops were
arriving. The Mabdi’s forces beoamo
panio stricken, ceased firing and re
treated toward Metemneh, taking their
guns and dead and wounded with them.
A few remarks on the care of watohea
are made by a writer in the Pojtular
Science Monthly. A good watoh should
be oiled ouoe a year and oloaued onoo in
throe years. If a jeweler tells you that
there is some very serions trouble or
break in yonr watoh whiob will coat sev
eral dollars to gut repaired, ask him to
toko tho watoh “down” and let you see
the trouble. It is bettor to wind one’s
watoh in the morning than in lho even
ing, since, if you wiud at night and ex
pose the watoh to tho oold, the chilling
of thu tightly wound mainspring may
break it. Frequently empty out the
dust that accumulates iu your watoh
pocket It will not iujure a clock or
watoh to tern the hands buokward.
A Little GlrFi Crnipnay Manners.
“Sit down, will yon, please, and wait
a moment till mother eomea?” said a lit
tle girl to two ladiea who came to see
bor mother.
“And will yon give me a glass of wa
ter, Martha T" oslud one of the la lies;
■*I am vory thirsty."
“With pleasure," answered Martha,
ami sho presomly eamo baok with two
goblets of water on a small waitor, whloh
she psHsed to both ladies.
“Ob, thank you," said tlio other lady;
"yon are very thoughtful.”
"You are quito woloome,” said
Martha, very sweetly.
When Martha went out of the room
one of the ladies said : 1 ‘Tills little girl
Is ono of tho loveliest ohildreu I ever
met. How sweet aud obliging her man
ners aro I”
Lot ns go into tho next room and seo.
Martha took the waiter baok into tho
dining-room.
"Mo drink I me drink I" cried little
Bobble, oatching hold of Ills sister’s
dress aud screwing np his rosy lips,
"flfll. nnl. Rnh r nr ini ltfartlia. “Go
nnnoRotm notkn found in tii»
CULU.HNH OF OllU KXUUANUM.
wiralv .1 Tim. Yrl-A Clear l'«M .f Carl-
Mliy-Anil this In l.eul-Annl l«Ha
Found II—llelore nud Alter. Kie.t Kic. ,
FLXNVr OF TIME TBT.
Pa—“What I yon don’t want lo accom
pany na on onr three-years’ tonr aronnd
tbe world f Why, daughter, yon yon*
self proposed it.
Daughter—"I know, but I—I want U
got married."
“Married? Well, of all thing* I To
whom ?"
“To young Mr, Do Blank, Ton know
him. pa?’
"Yea; good oliaraoter, good family and
all that; but bo lias do inoawe except
what ho gels from his father. He hiss
uo employment at all.”
“I know it, pa; but he is going to get
a splendid ofllco nnder Cleveland. It
has been positively promised, and aa
soon ns lie gets it we are to tie married."
“Well, that’s all right. At the pres
ent rate of nppointmoula yon oan accom
pany us on our tour arouml the world
aud gut back iuplonty of time,”—Phila
delphia. CalU
CAUSED BT A oouon.
“Are you troubled with n cough T'
asked Yeast of Orlraaonbeak, while nt
Ohnroh.
“Very mnoh,” replied Grlmsonbeak.
“How long have yon had it?” further
questioned Yeast.
“Had it ? Why, I haven’t got ill"
“Thought you aaid yon were troubled
witli a cough?"
* S i I am,” responded the faoetione
dumi, turning erotiud nml looking at tbe
parishiouor behind him, who was ooilgh-
lug violently, “hut it’s that man'noiiiigb
belaud me."— Yonkers Statesman,
too noon cumotnrr.
The new servant girl oarne to her mie-
tross crying and holding on to bet
Huger.
“What is the matter ?" asked the lady
of tho honso. .... . ,
“I run oue of the forks into my hand,
and if it ia that plated staff I'll get look-
jaw. M
“Don’t be alarmed,” said themlstrean,
“all my atlw&r L genuine. I don't keep
auy (Hated ware,’
Next morning the servant girl waa
gone, and so wna the ailver.-Yteeaa
Siftings,
A DRAO.
Wbat la dragging the Ameriean
pe nile away from
Hoi
Lord Wnlsoley’s Eye.
Lord Wolsoley has been able to con
tradict tho reports as to his eyo-tronble;
he oan afford ophthalmia less thou most
men, os, ever aii.oe the Crimea, ho has
hod the sight of hut oue eye. Whon
he was doing duty in the tronches be
fore Bebastopol, a shell exploded in
a gabion lull of gravel, in moving which
ho and two sappers were engaged. They
were both killed outright; Wolsoley got
so severe a peppering with tho gravel
that bo was literally '‘stuck full of stones
from hoad to foot.” Thero wns not a
square inch of his face that had not a
gravel-pellet embedded in it; part of
his sliiu-bone was earriod away, and his
eyesight was in so great danger thut for
weeks he was kept in the gloom of n
cave near Balaclava, and so missed
being present at tbe fall of Bebastopol
iome; aud tho
Masouio lodge; and the
Base ball match; and the
Foot raoe; and the
Regatta; aud the
Bootable; and the
Croquet quarrel; and tho
Teuuis oourt; aud tbe
Oommeuoemeut; aud tbe
Wind tight; is the
Roller sxutiug rink.—Bcnnera.
she found it.
“Who dat dor?" says Aunt Louisa, an
accomplished culinary artist ol ebony
persuasion the other day, as she peeped
behind the stove aud saw a dark object
lying on the floor. “Who dat dar fling
dom dialings down dere? ’Giar to good-
nosa, day work this nigger todeff." And
Aunt Louisa stooped duwu, grabbed the
dark looking object and began to scour
away industriously on a pan. Bat the
hadn't giveu hut one or two wipes when
tho dropped it like a ooal of tire. She
looked at three soratohee across her hand
and rnbbed her obeek where the blood
oarne ont, and us she watched tbe dish-
rag scampering over the floor with lie
tail np sho exolaimod: “Bress de good
ness, dat dishrag was de oat."—Qreenes-
borough (Ga.) Journal.
FLORIDA STORIES.
“That aeotion of the oountry (Florida)
fa tilled witli people who came there Biok
enough to dio aud who are now well and
hearty. In faot, such stories," writes
the Bad Boy’s father, “are told iu all
parts of Florida. One man in • town
south of Bauford was telling me how he
brought his wife there a few yean ago
dyiug of consumption and she waa cured
so completely that a year ago she could
earn S3 a day taking in washing. 'And
how is Bhe now ?’ I askod, little thinking
I was going to open np a scar that would
bleed again. He sighed, as be thought
of the S3 a day hia wife used to earn
taking in washing, and aaid, ’She died
last summer of malaria aftet doing a big
washing.’ I felt lor that poor stricken
man, who had found the climate ao good
and yet so bad.”—Peck’s Sun, |
tub wife’s first effort.
Yonng Wife (her first attempt at mar
keting)—"Have yon any nice roost
bod ?"
Butcher—“Yes, mnm; I have the
Chicago dressed beef.”
Yonng Wife—"Is it in good condi
tion ?”
Butoher—"Yes, mnm. It’s shipped
in refrigerator cars and when it reaches
this oity it's frozen solid."
Young Wife—“Very well, yon may
send a nice piece, if it is frozen. It ‘
Get ont, Bob r cried Martha,
to Bridget”
"Don’t speak so to yonr tittle
brother," said Bridget
“It is nono of yonr business what I
say,” cried Martha, tossing book her
bead.
Martha I" That is grandmother
calling from the top of the stairs.
“What?" soreamed Martha back.
“Ploase oome hero, dear,” said
grandma,
“I don’t want to,” muttered Martha. ^
Bhe, however, dragged hersell np- I oLly yesterday that I heard my husband
Tire Czar of Russia is growing quite
gray and bears on his race tlio wrinkles
of prematuie old age, induced by worry
and anxiety,
stairs. UnwilliDg feet, yon know, find
it bard to elimb.
“Martha," said grandma, “will yon
try to find my specs ? Iam pretty sure
I left them in the dining-room."
“No you didn’t,” cried Martha, in a
oross, contradictory tone; “you always
lose them np here;” aud she rummaged
round the chamber, tumbling things
over liko the north wind.
“No matter," said the dear old lady,
seeing she wonld have mnoh to do to
put things to rights again; “no matter,
Martha; they will oome to hand;" -and
she quietly put down the newspaper for
by aud by. Martha left her and went
down stairs with a pout.
Oil, dear ! where are Martha's civil,
obliging manners? Why, those are her
company manners. Bhe puts them on
in tho parlor, and puts them off when
she leaves tbe parlor. She wears them
before visitors, and hangs them up
when they aro gone. You see, she has
uo manners at home; she is cross and
disobliging and rude aud selfish. Bhe
targets that home is the first place to
be polite in—in the kitchen aa well as
in the parlor. There is no spot in the
bonse where good manners can bo dis
pensed with.
BE ATTENDED TIIE INAUGURATION.
Brown—“Ot course you shook hauds
with the President V
JoneB—“Not exactly. Faot is, I did
not got uear enough to seo him.”
“Tlint was a splendid parade, though,
wasn’t it ?’’
“So 1 heard. Faot is, my train was
delayed, aud I didn't got in till after the
parade had passed.”
“But you danced at the ball ?”
“Hardly. My dress suit didn’t get
along till the next day.”
“Well, iu the name of goodness, wbat
did yon bob of tho inauguration V'
“A lew cold potatoes aud a big bill."
say be was very fond of oold roa*
beef.”
SAORlr-EGIOUB.
Mrs. Eilorain Pidgeou, ot Anstln, is
very oouseieutious iu tbe dtaouurge of
ber religious duties. Tbe other day at
broakfast, Mr. Pidgeou, who wus read
ing tbe morning puper, remarked ;
“That wus a horrible affair in Paris.
Day before yesterday a lion tamer waa
eaten up bv tbe lions.”
“Wbat r exolaimod Mrs. Fidgeon,
"in Lent f"
ABOUT SO.
Mrs. De Snap: “No, I oan’t imagine
why I ma:ried suoh a fellow as yon are,
anyhow. You have not been • good
husband, at all.”
Mr. De Snap: “Its yon* lault if 1
haven’t.”
“How do yon make that out?”
“Yon know tho old saying, 'A good
woman makes a good husband.’ ”
“That's true; but the woman has to
he the man’s mother.”—Philo. Gall,
on, THUNDER I
A well-known citizen attempted to
impress upon me that Postmaster-Gen-
erul Vilas’s nnme should be given a
Freneh pronunciation. In speaking of
him, he said, we should say Col. Veela,
giving a broad sound to tbe final a. As
he insisted that this was the only proper
way in wbioh to speak of the new Post
master-General, 1 tried it on the first
Wisconsin man I met.
“What do yon think of the appoint
ment of Veela?” I asked.
“Lamar? I gness he’s all right.”
“Ve9Ja,” 1 repeated.
“I say I gness Lamar's all right,”
Then I spelled it ont—“V-i-l-a-s."
"O.h, thunder! Bill Vila* f Why
didn't you say eo before ?”
Bo it don't work.