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Macon. Georgia.
FRIDAY, APRIL 7.
i-r^nan repeat* itself : Moses is hid ove t
iV: halirusbe*.
. Choae Wilde started back home on
(Ctillst. There is some merit in April
A tit tdlr-st. <rr
Pas. Langtbv, it is rumored, has lost
{ustiisrv hie of her beauty. Perhaps Mr*.
tn?l:i’9 cosmeticinn, so to speak, has
d<t at t ut of the bcpir.css.
iitatu is in jail aiid sentenced, Mason
aim iite i enitentiaiy and Oscar Wilde hw
gpg* ■-ctne. There is now a line opening
iba sia.ee enterprising crank.
f.4xts Jones who shot into the “black
aenM»" nt Oaiteau, is not getting np a
M^acription for Bettie and the children.
EU -i gvttiug up an alibi.
- : iitUange irreverently. refers to Ar-
circle as the night-hawk cabinet. It
rea 7 be after a»l, that Fresh, the valet, is
Xiut 3;eit virtuous man of the hour.
PauslonU be no comrlaint at the
chi ba si of “social equality” as long as three
. i to one while man are hung. The
Acs>is open for nil, white and black.
T jZ power of the press cannot bo de-
c-t«5. It was the brevet wife of a newspn-
i?k- sarebspondent who instigated and tn-
qrssira the rebellion in Herzegovina.
i portrait of an ex-governor of South
■Ico.'ica tow acloixs the rogues’ guliery in
York. It fo’lows, as a matter of
«»a:te, that the portrait illustrates a Re-
iFtidiecn.
I-, will he observed that the New York
■y i- ... who calmly confessed to having
fcastli killed three men, was a Georgia
Caaouei. Three Georgia Colonels ore ter-
-bh f-Jlows on the wi.ness stnrd.
Tat "coalition ’ may be termed the bal-
Lts »ti of Georgia politics. She lias un-
8i ai her gubcrnationnl legs—Felton
rta i Oartrell—wnltzed ui>on the stage, and
nkru the public to choose between tho
Xu. Gonana Mackay, of Paris, denies
«Zm» ter daughter is going to marry Don
PrilU'ipede Bourlion. She says no Demo*
•was lhall ever have her daughter, and ev-
•*rj knows the Rourkous are all Demo-
^
Iris true, doubtless, that President Arthur
vs tcsieged by tlie crowdwomenof who are
on the alert for handsome untnar-
-aw cren. i, myself, when in Buchanan’s
xiimst, was inn'h sought after.—Jere
fe.i.
sSbx. fjniFMX, the gallant Kentuckian, is
XLtf*.'-in-law to Mamie Anderson and $300-
0(6’. it will bo seen that the Colonel’s po
rt c<* h an onerous one, when it is remem-
j*;s i bow many young men there are who
tetrijie00,000 short.
Ex-Ucvernob Moses, of Sontli Carolina,
a. is the Tombs nt New York. His poitrnit
» tbe high art gallery near by is 1C01. As
.{Lias was of the old race of stalwarts—we
rtafsr only to tho ex-Govcrnor—they ought
ut ’vest to havo numbered him 300.
Vfz tre now asked to believe that a Mis-
jnssi girl has written 3,€45 words upon one
srnstil card. This may howovor be looked
ages st n uiild request. Less than a year
jiw'.x statement to the effect that John
jbr Tmm was an honest man, struck our
aredafity like a broad-side.
fc stems tlmt Grant and John Russel
"jiang escjjxol from the Wliite House the
Atair evening by way of the kitchen, and
*lj4> frightened into convulsions,
"•it h,” the valet, who thought his retired
'rirfe had under cover of darkness, assailed
ins on the flank.
Auxiau Mooek is happy over the ap-
jgwisii of • polo tournament in Augusta.
’Xii'asm should liave on hnnd for tho occa-
jnb Macon’s great polo mule. All that is
ww-sary to do, i* to back him upto a ball,
nnpn in his ear, “oats,” and he will kick
A clear over South Carolina.
QTox our esteemed exchnnge,the Augus-
m.lrntiiif/Xnry, please inform us where
knic JSuoon nnd Albany railrond lies ? Pos-
•HNy it means “Brunswick and Albany.”
Veo, he will please correct his criticism
ns the alleged fraudulent dollar bills ; we
utsnetlike to see Macon’s goed name
awaked around so carelessly.
Tux. heavy pressure of new advertise,
mods, and a slight accident, prevented the
Trewuupn from getting aboard the Sun
day morning trains. In this connection it
■■ty be proper to remind our friends that
aSatnibnneea will at intervals make t jeir
xvre&rauces in families as well regulated
*» ml observatory time piece.
"Ea» Detroit l'o»f ntters nn old-timestal.
Mat. how), because tho South Carolina
**» urges the people of that State to stand
a* squarely and resist Brewster’s attempt
avurthrow it on a trum|)ed.up
* that there were frauds in the elec-
Will the Post, by way of diversion,
t how it is that these investigations
r ordered in Republican States ?
> on a paragraph in the Tgn-
■unt the Detroit Post says, it is noticea-
j&Uttt as fast as manufacturing gets a
Aosboid in the South protective tariff sen-
-- r.t grows. With the development
a Ah inannfacturing enterprises will have
£ a few years in Macon, Augusta, Atlanta
Ml Miliodgeville, Georgia will be sending
inactive tariff meibers to Congrers to
itbfr eempany in their votes with the
ambers from Massachusetts, Pennsylva-
.» and Michigan.
tx jiiisg must havo given Shipherd a
x-s- .ic tl certificate. Nobody will believe
. :* man who has run a Freedmen’s Bu-
. t ,, , n a Chicago divine, and peddled
, am sr./.ad ever knock under to W'ash-
:i3 mi 1 aria or neuralgia.
«. , i 'het Arthur, T.-m Mcrphy and
j-,. \|’.-je’tr bruising around the Wash-
i vxi rtreets at two end three o’clock in
aorr.ing, and “Fr,--h.” the valet, ly-
i. - 3 ut on the roof with tlie h-.tclu s brit-
UB»d dowa to keep hU retired wife ront
^stsn-.iag him, the* questioc nattraUy
, who look* after the White Horse t
’tan is thereto keep Mis Hayes’ eslhettc
■ from being spiri* d away f
Free Trade in Colleges.
A short time since wo placed In tho
hands of a college boy a very comprehen
sive work upon protection and the indus
tries or the country, the same being the
proceedings of the late tariff convention
held in New York. The pamphlet con
tained the speeches of men representing
every producing interest in tho United
Slates, and more information upon tho
protective tariff than can bo found in any
one publication extant. In accepting the
work, tho young man remarked: “This is
in direct opposition to what we are taught
at college. Oar text-books there are free
trade works.” The reply awakened
train of thought which has led tu to the
conclusion that much of a vast fund of ig
norance, if we may be allowed the term,
which obscures the very question in
which of all others the rising young men
of the country aro most interested, is ao-
cummulated in just this way. To every
work written upon free trade of any depth,
there have been furnished by practical
men auswera which completely explode
tho theory taught. Statistics have
been produced and failures instanced to
disprove the maxims advance^— nay, even
from the mouth of the apcAe of free
trade, Adam Smith, have Own taken
statements which destroy the foundation
of the pretty castle built upon his utter
ances. Still, in these colleges the old
text books are adhered to, and the youth
ful nr ind trained to run in the well-worn
grooves.
No effort is mado to place before the
student both sides of the question. The
magnificent arguments uttered by leading
statesmen in Congress, tho terrible array
of events and statistics, the commercial
history of this country now at the height
of prosperity under a protective lariff.-all
these are ueglected, and the dull exploded
maxims of theorists substituted. Why
this is, probably the reigning professors
themselves cannot tell. Still the fact re
mains, that free trade is taught in the
large majority of^our colleges; is taught
as the true political economy, while in no
country under the sun fees free trade ex
ist. The remedy lies in the hands of the
people who desire to advance. They
must demaud that both sides of the ques
tion be brought forward; that the com
mercial aud finaucia’ history of this coun
try be placed in the students’ band;
that when the lecturer advances the ar
guments of free trade, he shall aUolurnisb
the facts of protection. We do not mean
to say that this evil is confiued to the
South. It is as general as is the com
plaint against it. The Chicago Journal
treats ot it in a recent issue, and suggests
a reform. Says the Journal:
The lotea Slate Register calls public atten
tion to a subject which concerns the rising gen
eration and the future welfare of the American
people. An Iowa farmer, who has two sons just
ready to enter college, wrote to the editor to
ask to what institution he could scud the boys
where the heresies of free trade would not
he taught to them as a part
of their education. What success has resulted
from his Inquiries Is not stated, but it is proba
ble that he is still on the lookout, for it is true,
as the Register states, that “the most of the
Eastern colleges of the United States, nearly all
ot which were founded on subscriptions and
kept strong by endowments of wealthy .men
who were themselves among the most ardent of
protectionists, arc the strongest and most ram
pant free trade colleges in America. In the
West, too, this is true as to some of the colleges
that arc teaching the doctrines of free trade
and calling It the only sound doctrine of jiolit-
ieal economy.”
The Register might hare added another fact
for the cdllication of its rural friend, though it
would only increase his embarrassment, and
that is, that nearly all the mo^extensivcly
used text-books on political economy in our
schools and colleges are full of free trade theo
ries. It is through these British-inspired books,
and through the instruction given by these
col legos, that the opinions of the young men of
the country arc formed on a most important
question, affecting the progress of the country
and the wealth of the whole people. None
of these books were written by prac
tical or successful business men,
but by mere theorists, who are like
Josh Whitcomb's boy, who was de
clared to Iks such an accomplished arithmeti
cian that “with a slate and pencil he could tell
what corn would be worth two yean from
now.” Men who have been paupers all their
lives can write fluently upon “the wealth of
nations,” and instruct other |M-oplc how to
make money by neglecting their own resources
and manufacturing interests, and buying
“where they can buy tlie cheapest.
Public attention needs to be called to this
condition of things, and the evil—for a great
evil it undoubtcdl/ is can only be remedied
by a correct and decided public opinion. If
the college nearest home is found to
be teaching these radical errors in
sped to a question of vital interest to the
whole people, it should lie shunned, and some
one patronized that docs not indoctrinate the
graduates with false and pernicious theories.
It will doubtless be found, upon a more thor
ough examination into all the facts connected
with #xt books In our colleges and tho opin
ions of the professors on the subject, that the
free traders are dclilierately and studiously
poisoning the very fountains of knowledge on
the subject of industrial and commercial econ
nmy; In other words, that the colleges of Amer
ica are being used by the free trade missiona
ries as a means of undermining the “American
system” of protection, for the treueflt of the
British manufacturers and the New York im
porter*.
General Conference of tlie M. K.
Church, South
The general conferet.ee of the M. E.
Cbutch, south, will hold its regular quad
rennial session at Nashville, opening on
May 3.
The sessions generally continue from
three to four weeks. This Is tho law
making body of the church, as well as the
highest court of appeal. There aro aorne
questions of vital Importance for final ad
judication to come belore it at this ses
sion. These subjects are now being vig
orously discussed in the denominational
papers, and writers take a wide range.
Even in the columns of the secular press
many of the leading questions aro being
discussed.
The growth of this denotr.ination has
poifeclly confounded those who a few
years ago thought it would be disinte
grated aud finally absorbed In the North
ern branch of the church. They num
ber over 800,000 communicants, embrac
ing some of the wealthiest and moat cul
tured people in the South. Their educa
tional facilities excel those of any other
denomination in the'South. It was not
until 1800, at the general conference In
New Orleans, that tbU body admitted
laymen into their various conferences.
The lamented Dr. Myers, formerly of this
city, was chairman of the committoe on
changes, and one of the champions of this
measure. Many were fearful that tho
laymen would be too hasty in working
changes in the polity of the church, but
experience soon demonstrated that they
were tlie comma! i7e element of the
body, and their conduct has verified tho
wisdom of these who pressed the meas
ure.
This body meets every'four years, to
review, to organize measures, aud lcgis-
-. n nutters vital to tin vic.-.-m „r I In wimt
all church enterprises. It Is c
which It actually enacts. Just before
these quadrennial sessions a host of news
paper doctors appear with infalliable rem
edies for all the defects and irregularities
that seem apparent to them. And mem
bers of this body, like members of our
Legislature, go up loaded with measures
to be introduced and acted upon. For
tunately, for the good of the church, there
Is a “Botany Bay,” wnere most of them
find a resting place.
The most Important measure to our
mind to be brought before them, is not
the election of bishops as some of our
contemporaries think, bat is the reorgani
zation and enlargement of their missiona
ry enterprises. Their principal missionary
| stations are in China, Mexico and Brazil.
Tho demand for men and money is be
yond anything ever yet undertaken , by
this denomination. To meet this, it will
take wise legislation and prompt action.
Taking it altogether in its bearings, it _
tfe vital question before the coming ses
sion.
There will be need of three cr four new
bishops. Since the last general conference
Bishops Doggett and Wightman have
died, Bishop Paine, the senior ot the
board, is “In feebleness extreme.” Bishop
Pierce has been somewhat disabled, but
has done all of bis own ;vork and assisted
others. The remaining three Bishops—
Kavanaugh, McTyeire and Keener,—aro
abundant in labors. But tho expansion
of the work will demand more general
superintendents, and hence three or four
more bishops are a necessity. These can
easily be supplied and not bankrupt that
denomination cither.
Tlie question of the office of presiding
cider, and tho suffix “South,” which mauy
seem to be laboring to get ri<J of, will no
doubt remain just as they arc aud do no
great damage either. Other and more im
port ant matters will* engage the members
of that intelligent body.
Tlie aiedleal Association or Cieorsla.
The thirty-third annual seuion of tho
Medical Ass relation of Georgia will be
held in Atlanta on the 19th instant. The
members of the profession in that city
aro busily engaged in perfecting arrange
ments to make the occasion one long to
be remembered in medical circles, and to
this end will provide for two hundred
guests. The meeting will he one an which
business and pleasure are to balance cacli
other. Scientific papers will be furnished,
views exchanged, and around the social
boardold times and new will be discussed
We are always glad to see the doctors
take a holiday. A harder worked set of
n^it do not exist. Their hours of busi
ness extend through all of the twenty-
four and every day of the year. Dow
they manage to preserve temper anti
health throughout the endless strain up
on them is a mystery. That they do
maintain them the personal experience of
every man will substantiate. Let every
physician in the State go up to the ses
sion, rub off the'corners of errors, perfect
their truths, exchange remedies, enjoy
their frolic aud shake off for a brief space
iall responsibility. With what medicines
we have in hand, and our old lady doctors
to administer them, we ought to be able
to hold out for three days at least.
prevents ikan in
nous
that
As Wc Are.
We copy in another column, from the
Atlanta Constitution Of Sunday last,
letter written at Atlanta for the Cincinnati
Commercial. Our.Georgia contempoiary
reproduces this communication without
omment. We have some to make in con
nection with it. We do not deem it neces
sary to go to the aid of “Bill Arp.” He is
quire competent to take car: of himself
as sgainst “Jayhawker,” or any other per
son who feels disposed to insult and sueer
at him. Oar attention is directed to the
matter in behalf of the people of Georgia,
who are villiauously slandered, without
opportunity to be heard in their
own vindication, save through the
Press. Under the convenient aud
not unusual cover of a conversation
“with an intelligent Northern man,” this
writer assaults Southern nren and South
ern civilization, in a style which we have
nut seen since the days of military occu
pation agd reconstruction. From the
tone of the letter, and the promise giveu
at the close to write up the moonshine
troubles in relation to State politics, it is
plain that the mission oi “Jayhawker” is
in entire sympathy with the new move
ment the present administration has ini
tiated in the South. A better se
lection for a writer of this class
than “Jayhawkei” could not have been
made, nor could a worthier receptacle be
found for the circulation of his work
than the Cincinnati Commercial. There
is a peculiar fitness in the man and the
journal. During the late Cotton Exposi-
ion the politeness oi the people ol Georgia
was tested to the cxlremcst limit. Under
the coaching of Kimball and in the pres
ence of the chief executive qf tho State,
they were compelled to listen to lectures
upou their manners, habits, public and
social Hie, and tbeir past bistory, which
went to the quick aud brought the flash of
resentment to tho cheek on more
than one occasiop. These things repro
duced were made tho themes
of epistolary aud editorial com
ment until it bccamo a question of how
long good-natured courtesy upon tlio part
of the host could stand the bad manuers
and impertinence of the guest. It would
seem that the tlmo had come to draw the
Hup. We take occasion to say that the con
versation, real or imaginary, as detailed
by “Jayhawker” is a slander upon the
people of Ueorgia. As it stands !u solid
type to speak for itself, this cannot be
gainsaid. Upon our own responsibility,
we assert that be who said it is a liar, aud
a econndrol besides.
Tlie Cincinnati Commercial, whoso
columns are daily recking with tho de
tail* of the bribery and corruption caso
in the present Legislature of
Ohio, whoso editor was one
oftlie first to givo tho public tlio as
saults on the character of Garfield, who
finds in John Sherman a man recently
convicted of pilfering the United Stales
treasury, aud bribing a subordinate to
•lander a- gentleman, a typo of Northern
excellence Is tho proper medium to re
ceive aud distribute tho slanders of its
hirelings upon living and doad Georgians.
This “Jayhawker” has spout considera
ble tlmo about Atlanta. He is a frequent,
aud it Is _to lie piesumed, a wolcomo
guest at tlie Constitution office. Ho has
bad tho highest and beat opportunities to
learn the real condition and sentiments of
tho men and women or tho South. It is
represented to us that ho is in tho em
ploy ortho company whichJs constructing
the roads in tirorgia, which are embraced
is properly known a* iho “Colo
syndicate.” it lx to be presumed that tlio
g'Mitlcm n w)i‘> ato innking Un-sr Im
provements are not doing it for amuse
ment alone. They expect to reap some
substantial revenues from their invest
ments. Georgia has not been niggardly
in meeting their enterprise. She grautod
them a charter which seriously shocked
her own great property. The Governor
bout the time he and his pals bloomed
out into sudden wealth, granted them a
franchise for a aoug, worth very mauy
Utousands of dollars. Did they also get
the privilege of sending a man down here
to villify and abuse a people wbo had
done these things for them? An isolated
case, with which this journal was con
nected, has been singled out aa an In
stance and given In a distorted lonn.
Some Impatient gentlemen called upou a
Mr. Myn&tt to clear away tbe clouds from
the political situation. Ho responded In a
letter that, to our perceptions of the situa
tion, w is “confusion worso confounded.”
It was given to the public, and ro gave
it a complimentary notlco. Ho was not
assailed as a carpet bagger, but wo under
took to say that all tho poultry merchants
anil egg peddlors of East Tennessee were
not statesmen, that Tennessee chickens
were supenor to Tennessee politics. We
don’t J propose to amend tho expression.
Browniow aud Bill "Scruggs bear us out,
and the investigation which brought forth
in the Tennessee Legislature that members
were drugged with croton oil and bella
donna to keep from paying an-honest
debt sustains our pOshion. That we
measuted Air. Mynatt’s letter aright, was
manifest from the fact, that within a very
brief time he was brought out as a candi
date for Governor and his claims were
discussed in the Markham nouse adviso
ry council.
Georgia had honored him with a seat
in her constitutional convention. We
were not present, and after the result we
have not had the courage to read the
reasons which brought about tbe calami-
tious conclusion. But from gentleman
of tbe highest critica*. capacity we have it,
that of the men who were loudest and
most prominent. Mr. Mynait made the
least sdid reputation.
But we digress. Our object is to put
to print, in behalf of tlie people of Geor
gia at large, in behalf of many good peo
ple cf Atlanta, a protest against this foul
lot of rot cast upon them by “Jay
hawker.” Nothing that he or any one
else could say, regarding the Constitution,
would unsettle ns. Tho Teleguapii is
in a position neither to fear its power or
to feel envious of its success. Wc recog
nize" its enterprise, industry and ability,
qualities which have not only advanced
its own fortunes, but, by example, have
elevated the standard of newspapers in
Georgia above that of her sister States.
But the compliment to it is paid for by a
heavy draft upon the good name and the
sensibilities of the people of our entire
State-
A Good Bole
The Honorable Mr. Mills, of Texas, is
not a statesman, so to speak. He Is hard
ly a goo J member of Congress, not for tbe
lack ol industry or intelligence, but that
he is an unwise and Impractical man,
with a sharp temper, and if possible, a
sharper voice. He is vigilant and noisy,
is often heard, but rarely accomplishes
anytbiDg save occasionally to vote right.
If he delights to tackle one thing more
than another, it is a point of order, which
he can confuse in a moment, while it takes
his colleague, Mr. Reagan, a long time to
muddle it completely. With the excep
tion of a few members, from Michigan
andsfisswhere, wbo know nothing at all,
-and some who do not protend or assume
to know qnything, Mr. Mills and Mr.
Reagan really understand less about tho
rules by which parliamentary bodies are
governed than any member save Keifer.
But even Mr. Mills has, by long and,
continued practice, auccceded in piercing
the ball’s eye, or, to use tbe vernacular
of Texas, has plummed tho cross. He has
introduced a resolution to amend the
rules so! as gto exclude ex-members of
Congress from tbe privileges of the floor.
Mr. Mills is right. He is a most persist
ent man, and if he will devote himself to
this by night and by day until success is
achieved, his famo will have been set be
yond all peradventure.
At present, ex-members of Congress are
entitled to the privileges oi the floor, pro
vided the application js made for the privi
lege in writing, accompanied by the state
ment that the party making tbe applica
tion is not interested in pending legisla
tion. This is regarded as an oath or pledge
And is exacted to prevent lobbying. This
result has not been obtained. Almost
every member of Congress who is defeated
for re-election, and who cannot get a sub
ordinate position in the House or in some
brauch of governmental service, aud who
can juggle a railroad out ot a free pass, or
reach Washington City by auy other
means, goes back tboro and goes into the
lobby for pay. Being entitled to the
privileges of tho floor, Congressmen can
not escape him, ant ho 'possesses
an immense advantage o ver the lay breth
ren of the profession. And on every day
of tbe session these men may be seen on
tlie floor in tho cloak rooms and the cor
ridors busily plying their trade. AH
causes combined do not so lower and re
tard tbo public, service as these pcoplo
who come from both of the great political
parties. Public measure*, no matter what
their merit and importance, aro the mor
tal foes of tho lobby, and are always an
tagonized by bills in which pnvato
schemes and : interest* aro akifully or
clumsily concealed. We have seen these
fellows running about the House like the
pages on a call of^States, and more than
once absolutely handling tho hills on the
clerk’s desk.
It is a disgrace and growing outrage on
public honesty and decency, and Mr.
Mills Is alining a blow exactly at tho right
point where it is likely to do tbo most
good. There is no aenso or reason in
grantiug this privilege to cx-Congressnten.
The reason is against it, for the hall does
not comfortably contain Us regular mem
bers. Good senso would build up bar
riers against a lobby rather than open tbe
way to tbo hucksters of meu’s votes aud
consciences.
Mr. Mills is too late with his movement,
for this session, at least. It is more than
questionable if ho possesses tho requisite
tact, influeuce and ability to enforce this
measure; but, as we havo before remarked,
he is a persistent man, and persistency
will accomplish much. Let him hang on
to this movement in season and out of
soasou aud he will bring supporters to
his back. Congressmen will begin to see
and appreciate a measure that Is likely to
relievo them of tbe presence and pressure
of these privileged lobbyist*, and in time
these fellows may have to coot their heel
in tho corridors along with the common
herd.
Cap's* Bnaaell.
It teems that an allusion to Captain
Charles Roberson Russell as “colonel”
has riled his indignant soul to such an ex
tent as to cause him to contribuip to Uie
columns of the Columbus Times a histo
ry of the late Confederate war, of which
ho is the central figure “near tho flashing
cf the guns.”
In giving liitu a titlo which he had more
than fairly won, wo were inspired by a
desire to placo our old aud esteemed
fnena upon an equal footing with the
coalitionists, not one of whom would an
swer to tho designation of major. If ho
Is not a colonel he ought to be
one, and it would seem that
coalitions are as ungrateful as republics.
Now we are thankful to Cap for holding
Grant and Sherman off while wo got
down from Richmond to Columbus, and
to abow it, we promlso never to call
Captain Charles Roberson Russell colonel
any more.
Regrets will come, and “tears unbidden
start,” when wo hear of the war, and os
we have heard more of it from Captain
Charles Ilobersou Russell than from all
sources combined, we sorrow that wo did
not fight by his side. Sometimes tbe
harrowing suspicion comes to us that, if
we had, the result of tho war might have
been different, and we would not have
been bothered by coalition colonels, but
all of us might have been wooden-legged
brigadier generals.
Tim committee oa Utah should sum
mons “Fresh” as a polygamous expert.
Wealth is not n prospect to. happiness.
Cornelius J. Vanderbilt felt tbe need of
pistol amid all tns glitter of go'den sur
roundings.
It is rumored that Hon. T. Berry New-
berr Twiggs, is a Gartrell man.
Co Dili lion of the United States Trent*-
, nrjr.
Chicago Tribune.
In tho near future wo may expect to »ee
Rmethtna like this given to the public from
the Mate Department: Feting huynn to Tret-
eotti Your telegraph bills have bankrupted
the government. Swim home as soon as possi
ble. _____
Mr. Arthur Will Need nn Umbrella
St. Paul Pioneer Press, Rep.
Nothing but the secret conviction that there
was to be an entirely new distribution of patron
age litis kept the grumblers silent thus long;
but board bills tn Washington have beeni in
creasing and tbo glorious summer that shrill
follow this winter of dlxeontcnt tarries too long.
There arc ominous muttering* and the storm
seems about to break.
Con’s Understand It.
Little Rock Gazette.
Every provision of nature may be wise, bnt I
doanl see why a body should suffer so In cut-
tin’ teeth. A dog doan’ hab no trable, neder
does a coon, bnt natur* gives fits to dc baby.
And dis. de preueher tells me, is on account ob
de political trickery ob Adam. I’sc glad dat he
was counted out ob de garden ob Eden.
Everybody who walks dc flo’ with a teethin’
chile is a natural cncmr to dat man.
“Tied-cut” horses are generally quiet,
j but you cun lay your hands on a tied-cut
Billy-goat in the dark.
Carr Aurora expoets to rake in South
Carolina with Brewster. Chet is fishing
for a whale with a pin-hook.
The day t are coming when the Atlanta
thermometer will ref jso to go higher than
85 in the shade, while all other thermome
ters will be hoveriDg about the hundreds.
Wade Hampton cpuoot kick John Sher
man, by reason of the fact that ho has but
one foot. It is to be hoped that he will
not slap his face, f >r it would make Sher
man President.
The young editors of tho Keening News
aro in favor of short engagements, and
very properly. It is a terrible thing to be
dragged tor two years and then dropped.
Perhaps this is “too hard.”
The proposition is now made to raise a
fund to pension the jurors in the Guiteau
trial. Guiteau, Bill Jones, Mason and Dr.
Lamson wanld appear to be real represen
tatives of the mass cf the Northern peo
ple.
Sexatob Faib gave on elegant supper a
few nights since, in Washington, to a nnm
her of young girls—society rosebuds. He
was the only male present. This looks a
little Brigham Youngish in a Senator that
lives in the neighborhood of Utah.
One of onr contemporaries gravely in
forms his readers that a certain merchant
has been engaged in running a petition
across his store. In these dnys of vicissi
tudes, it is generally the petition which
runs tbe merchant across the store.
Fbom onr rejected spring poems:
A picnic young maiden named Flitchtn
Was scratching her leg in the kltchin;
"Are they red-bugs?” rays pa;
Shrieks she wildly, “11a, ha!
And you can bet your sweet life they’re itch-
in’.”
Oua Athens letter gives the details of the
shooting of a stndent of tho University by
aLegrocntbe public streets. We heard
Mr. Emory Siioer’s first harauguo to a ne
gro mob in Athens. The mischief did not
follow so soon as wo anticipated, but it has
arrived at last. The end is not hore.
The cheerfial Gorham says: “Tho address
of Georgia Independent* shows that Bour-
bonism is losing its hold.” The Democ
racy is pieparing to take hold of tho slack
of the trowsors of tho seven signers, to
swing them around some and to sit them
down right where they were picked up. *
Gkoikha has many evils to contend with,
but tho most revolting of them aU aro the
wandering journalistic “cow boys’" and
political dead beats who come across her
borders and shed their vermin among tlie
people. These follows ought to be clad in
coats of tar and feathers, and quarantined
at the threshold.
TnEl’oung man who shucked his med
icated red flannel on Sunday morning, and
appeared at 11 o’clock service in a monilla
hat, clooked socks and a gauzey necktie,
and who aftorwards swung on a VineviUe
gate until the moon wont down, confiden
tially informed ns on yesterday that.ho folt
“Dab bad; feerfnd code in bi ed, yon
dow.”
Editob Habbis will please take notice
that when the season goto well in wo shall
throw off some of onr'flannol English, and
clotho our remarks in the airy tulle ot tho
gay and summery French language. We
utter tho warning, to givo him a chance to
bestir his phroso dictionary from its long
torpor. It is more thnn likely that the
coming campaign will oall for all tbo lan
guage bo oan lay his hands on.
Col. Bill Betts, it seems, was correct in
his rccolleotion of having killed a man in
Albany. The Colonel however neglected
to pay his counsel fees. But miud you, wo
do not mnko this in tho nature of a charge.
Bless your soul, not We are simply re
peating a rumor started by Neil Willing
ham. All wo can remember distinctly is
that the Colonel lias killed three men who
trifled with him, and sawed the leg off of
another.
Tna Nashville World says “the Demo
cratic party will not bo run in tho intorost
of any‘trick pony,’ nnd this mattor had
just as well bo understood now ns later.”
Nowlettho-depnty governor of Georgia
havo this motto lithographed in cardinal
red and navy bluo letters, neatly framed in
old gold, and hang in a mellow light in the
executive offico. Upon application wo will
furnish names of a fow parties who may
bo presented with copies.
Brno entirely satisfied that the nitnblo.
thief did not lift tbnt Uttlo roll of ono hun
dred and twenty thousand dollars ont of
Grndy’s pockets, but that it is of deposit in
Even HowollV comer savings bank, Mnyor
Corpnt may withdraw the special i>olice-
man’dotailed to walk bohiud us. And on
tho first Tuesday in Mny, at tlio court
liouso door, between tho usual hours of
sale, wc wUl put up to tho highest bidder a
pair of brass knueks.
“An Infernal Lie.”
Cincinnati Commercial Special.
The curbstone politicians are bothering tbeir
cads a good deal over lllaine. They aro anx
ious to know what ho is going to do. They
don’t know, and they have po means of find
ing ouL Hence the silly story which they have
circulated for days that Blaine proposed be
coming a minister in the Congregational
church, and devoting therein the remaining
years of his life. Blame pronounced it to-day
“an infernal lie."
Too Much on ttaeTnble.
Washington Cor. X. T. World.
Mrs. Senator Jones Is said to be ono of the
best dressed women at the capital. She has
bad several young ladies May ing with her this
winter, and has entertained very elegantly,
which reminds me of a story that Is absolutely
authentic in regard to tho elegance of the din
ners at tho White House during the Hayes
regime. A certain lady, wife of one of tho
roost prominent men tn the Republican party,
between whom and Mrs. Hayes there was a
bloody feud, was Invited to the White House to
dinner. She scarcely ate a mouthful, and Mrs.
Ifaycs, good, honest, and hospitable woman as
she was, inquired tho reason why. “Because
there is so much on the table that I haven t
any room for iny plate!” curtly answered the
aggressive woman.
Human Duplicates.
Olive Logan.
The great social mania is to have one's hand
photographed. Many persons, both men and
women, have molds made of their hands, and
these they leave with the glover, who makes
clove* to fit each particular hand, as a bootma
ker makes boots tor every patrdn’a foot. The
“stand” or model of each patron’s form to which
garments are fitted, to save the nuisance of
“trying on,” Is becoming a universal possession
among men ami women of fashion. These
dummies llvo with the dressmaker and are a
great relief to an over-much new-dressed femi
ninity. I hear the custom extends to male de
cants, and that in the work-rooms of Poole &
Kcrslakc a wlrc-and-paddinggPrinceof Wales
hobnobs fraternally with a long-limbed Henry
Irving, of similar structural material.
Gultcnu and heovllle.
Philadelphia Tests.
“I want you to understand,Scovillc,” saldGui-
tcnti,“tliat I don’t want my sentence commuted
to sentence for life. If Arthur can’t glvernc a
free, full pardon, I don’t want any favors from
him. I don’t want any more interference in
this matter. When I want a ]>ardou, I shall
scud word to the I’resident, and at the same
lime present him with aCopy of the new edition
of my book; that will fix It." He then asked
If anything definite had been learned meani
ng tho Intentions of General Butler or Messrs.
Merrick and Cook. When told that it was
doubtful if cither could attend to his case, he
said that It did not matter much, and that he
would sooner attend to his own affairs. Then
tn a generous spirit he called Mr. -Scovillc
aside, nnd, placing one hundred and twenty-
five dollars In his hand, said:
“Here is a part of the money that I received
from the sale of my old clothes. You have
been pretty kind to me after all, and I guess
you need some money.”
Henry ITattuseu'sHigh llakl.
Louisville Courier Journal.
Hanlon no<l Boyd.
Tho Canadian was In magnificent form, scull
ing easily and well, pulling more than twenty-
eight strokes a minute, and winning easily.
I’, oil was screwing and in evident trouble,
pulling awry biul course aboTCthe bridge. It
was quite clear that the Canadian could ploy
with Boyd, and he soon began his old tricks,
such as placing on his oan, and now and again
stopping (lead for several seconds. Boyd
struggled gamely on, but quite Inefficiently.
Hanlon stopped, held np one hnnd. Mew hix
nose, and generally disported himself, but as
goon as Bord got anywhere near him, the
chzmplon pulled a dozen or so powerful
strokes and went right abend. It waa as easy
a ta'k for Hanlon as the La j-cock race. Tho
course was admirably kept, there not
being the slightest obstacle In tho way
of the men. The feature of the day
was the enormous number of s;ieetn-
tors. estimated at hundreds of thousands, lin-
lag the whole 'course Hanlon won by seven
lengths. Off the lead-works, about a furlong
above Ib-d Hcugh bridge, Hanlon had slightly
increased his lead, then being about two
lengths ahead. He kept this position past
Dunn street Three furlongs further on, near
ing Armstrong’s crane, half a mile from Dunn
street he increased his lead to four lengths,
but arter this eased np, performed tricks, and
rowed leisurely. The exact number of lengths
hv which nanlon won Is uncertain, but tho
victorvwa.1 complete and. as a race, a hollow
one* There were on the river at least twenty
packed steamers, besides the umpires’ boat on
which were Lord Londcshoroftgh and many
other gentlemen. A strong tide was running,
and the conditions were extremely favorably
for the race.
Trleyde and Bicycle.
Globe Democrat.
The newest thing under the St Louis sun ar
rived from England yesterday. 1>cing an Eng
lish tricycle ol the “Royal Salvo” pattern, tho
same as nsed by tho Qnoen and royal family.
It was consigned to the Missouri Bicycle Club,
and its receipt nt elnb headquarters Sunday
morning attracted much attention. Tho tri
cycle consists of two driving wheels forty-six
Miches in diameter and a sixteen-inch wheel
Ahead. A comfortable cushioned seat between
toe two larger wheels supports the operator,
who supplies the motive power by “Shank’s
Mare” to the treadle* beneath. The operator
holds his right hand on tho gnidlng lever con
nected by ft' system of eoggliig with tbo
front wheel, which can thus be turned
at will and give the direction desired. The
left hand rests on a safetx brake, the applica
tion of which stop* the machine within a few
feet even when going at its highest speed. Yes
terday afternoon President Garvey, of the M.
B. C.. accompanied by Captain Toury and
Louis I.ncders. took a ten-mile run to Forest
K rk and vicinity, Mr. G. on the tryctcle -and
e escort on bicycles. A two-headed clo-
S hant would not nave attracted more atten-
on than "the ncw-fsnalcd ilnfnnny," as ono
of the nark police calkd it The new depart
ure behaved well, mounting Lindcll Hill with
out a stop, and gave evidence conclusive of its
utility and value as a roadster. In England
several thousand tricycles are in use by the
postal department, police and fire service, lie-
sides protiahljr 100.000 by private and club ri
ders. A single mile has been run on the tricy
cle Inside of fonr minutes and ten miles inside
of 43 minutes.
OVITEAVS CLOTHES
Pitrclinsetl by Coop, tbe Clrcnit Sfau—
McDonnltl, the Sculptor, to Make
Flcurea.
The morbid curiosity «f Americans regard
ing the assassin of Garfield which has been
shown by the nnniborlesa requests received, for
Ills autographs, photographs, locks of his hair,
and other coveted mementoes, is in a fairJR’
to be satisfied. Yesterday Mr. H. A. McOarflffy,
the manager of Coup’s New United Monster
Shows, visited the jail and concluded nego
tiations which have been pending slnco March
20. bv which. In payment of SW) to Guiteau.
•Mr. McCartney secured from him the suit of
clothes worn by him on tho fatal 2d of July,
and the suit he wore during his trial. The fol
lowing are copies of the bill of sale and
THE PESCBlITtOXS or THE SUITS.
W. C. Core, Proprietor Now United Monster
Shows, to CiiAm.Es Guiteau, Dr.
The stilt at clothes marked suit No. 1 and de
scribed in the annexed paper, 82.V). To suit of
clothes marked suit No. 2 and described in the
annexed paper, ► 100—J3S0. Received itayucnL
. Cuari.es Guiteau.
United States Jail, March .'11, ’82.
suit so. 1.
lb the public: I hereby certify that the clothes
which are described ax follows and marked
suit No II wore nn July 2, lfiSl. I this day
sell them to W. C. Coup, proprietor of the New
United Monster Shows: Tho coat Is a cut-away
single-breasted one. badly tom in the breast by
the bullet which Mason final at me into my
The advocates of thorough revision, planting „ - - -- ---- --
thcinseves squarely upon the proposition that i c v* oeptomher.11, lsSlrthe vext Is single-breast-
taxes shall be levied exclusively lor revenue cd and buttons to tlie throat Tho coat pants
' and vest are dark and of fine material. They
were made by a first-class New York tailor for
rely
and that no more revenue shall he collected
than is required to support the govcrmenl and
carry the debt, mean to go forward, not back
ward, and to abate not a jot or tittle of their de
mand for justice. They refuse all concessions.
They reject all side issues. They repudiate
pretenders and middle men, who think they
can straddle the fence. They are going tn
to win in 1881. But, If they don’t, then In
1888. There can be no cooked-un platform
and no compromise candidate. They make
the issue fair and square, and early cuough to
give recalcitrants a chance to get hock, traitors
a chance to get out, and cowards a chance to
g et a place without exposure. The block flog
i up. No quarter will l>o given. The differ
ence. where it Lx honest, is one o**eonvlctlon:
where It is not. so much the worse for It. Even
Mr. Blaine secs it, and Is trimming his sails to
catch the breezes of Free Trade which are blow
ing fresh currents of life and thought from a
thousand colleges, academics and schools.
Nml 1’ate or a Ntnlteriuc Man.
Philadelphia Times.
No philosopher ever yet has found great good
in that yocnllntlrmlty whtnee stuttering comes.
The tongue-tied are saved from hnsty speech,
and It may be that Charles Iamb’s lingual de
fect helped along hix jokes, out ordinarily; as
in tlie ease of a certain young man of Minne
apolis, stuttering Is a misfortune- .This young
man had been thrown into the company of a
husband-hunting woman, who, though not ex
actly yonng, heroically struggled to keep within
the twenties. As the story runs, the stutterer
was obliged to take the woman home from a
party the other night, and as they drove along
in a sleigh he gallantly entertained her with
talk upon current topics. Ax they neared the
woman’s bouse the stutterer remembered that
in his overcoat pocket was n paper hog
tilled with mixed caramels bought for another
girl, and, placing his hand to that part of
the coat, he asked: Lu-Lu-cy, do-do-do you
love mix-mlx-mlx—” But Lucy, feeling the
youth’s right arm fumbling at her side as if to
encircle her waist, and bearing what she sup
posed were words of declaration, fell fainting
upon his shoulder. AU that the poor stutterer
could do or soy upon her recovery failed to re
lease him, and now he is defendant in a breach
of promise case.
A Prise Flglit In a Chapel.
New York Herald.
A*remarkahle instance of the impressibility
ot the love of prize fighting, uudetcrrvd by the
recent solemn judicial conclave upon the prize
fight at Ascot, has occurred in the heart oi
Loudon, under the very nose of Her Majesty's
judges, in what was formerly “Archdeacon”
Dunbar's Chapel, in Tavistock place, a building
which was sufficiently notorious during the
reverend gentleman's career, both for tlie ex
traordinary attentions he paid to the musical
celebration of divine service and for his excess
ive politeness to lady members of his congre
gation. The sporting fraternity in the east
end of London had long had an eye
on tho disused chapel and hired it
as a suitable arena for the noble art of self-
defence. The altar nils were utilized to form
a ring. The communion table was the seat for
the referee A crowd of the worst and lowest
characters thronged tbe floor and gazed with
mingled curiosity and surprise at the ten com
mandments over the altar, huton tho arrival of
the seconds with brandy, ice and sponges a
desperate fight between two men begin, when
the police arrived, cleared the place and arrest
ed one! of the principals, with icvral others,
who were examined before tho magistrate, bu
are now out on ball in their accustomed hauntet
Booth’s Chicago Assailant.
• Chicago Times.
Edwin Booth has not forgotten the attack
which was made upon hix life by the youthful
The government has picked up another
Atlanta post-office employe by the stack of
hix pants for stcaliug. This makes three.
If this thing continues the Atlanta men
will soon have to send to tlio penitentiary
for their mail.
superintendent of the insaao hospital at Elgin,
where the would-be assassin of Booth Is now
confined. The Doctor stated that last week he
received a letter from Booth, In which the
actor mentioned his engagement to play in
Chicago, and anxiously inquired os to whether
Gray was still securely confiued In tho hos
pital, and whether or not he manifested
any homicidal dealgnsupon him. Mr. Booth
fears that Gray may not be satisfied with
the unsuccessful attempt to become a
murderer, and will repeat the attack. Dr. KU-
bourne stated that Gray, although perfectly
sane In aU other particulars, obstinately ad
heres to the belief that he Is the son of Mr.
Booth, nnd declares that nothing can convince
him of his mistake excepting positive proof of
the death of his reputed father. Gray It a con
stant reader of the papers, and of course knows
that Mr. Booth has returned to Chicago, butthol
knowledge has not seemed In the leest to ex
cite him. and ho declares himself that, all
though his convictions as to his birth arc as
strong as ever, he does not feel that ungoverna
ble Impulse to kill Booth that fie once had.
Gray's health Is evellcnt, and. were It not for
the one singular delusion which he entertains,
Dr. Kilbournc would consider him sufficiently
recovered for discharge.
Washington Post: Senator Beck,
of Kentucky, who can take and appreciate a
joke as well as anybody, has his eye peeled fori
April 1st foolery, and consequently when In
vited by a distinguished colleague to partake
with him of a Saturday morning breakfast at
Chamberlin'*, winked a slow and appreciative
wink. The very first thing he did, therefore,
was to cat a hearty meal at his own house, nnd
them « thing was to walk down tocti.iuiber-
links amt survey the ground. Ills surprise, was
genuine, however, when. Itvdnnl of !lndin_- a
room full of emptiness, he saw seated at the
well-ill'left table - nators Pendleton. Hutler.
Wade Hampton. Morgan, llavurd. Yoorhce* and
Senator-elect PandaII *iib>.,n, nnd hix would
Ik- h"st. If them 1-: a'-; tiling Senator lie: k-
anpr.x'tatex it is one i f Tho meals i.» which
niarntrorlin gives his per otal attention, and It
wax only because the joke that he had played
on himself wax too good to bo lost that Induced
him to relate how, nut of abundant rxullbn. he
had made x<i large a draft on hix stomachic
ability ns wax likely to be honored.
seventy dollars, and hare been some what I
damaged by being worn in loti. -
I Charles Guiteau.
United States Jail, Washington, March 31, ’8?,
suit mo. 2.
To the Public: I hereby certify that the
clothes which are described as follows, and
marked No. 2,1 wore during my trial for remov
ing James A. Garfield. I this day sell them to
C. W. Coup, proprietor of tho “New United
Mnnster^Shows.” Dark clothe*—coat, pants,
and vest—of heavy material. The coat has a
cut on tbe left arm at the elbow, made by
Jones' bullet, fired at me when I was In the
“van,” returning to Jail from court in Novem
ber. 1831. Charles guiteau.
United States Jail, Washington. M'ch 31,1882.
Mr. Coup will also have unother morsel for
the curious to gloat over.
McDonald, the sculptor, of the Custer and
Sedgwick monuments at West Point, N. Y.,
has lecn here five weeks for the purpose of
making figures of tho late President and Gup
tcau. lie has visited the jail frequently and
hastakenacastofGnlteau's head, tbe dimen
sions of his body, and has nearly complete*! a
facsimile of the miserable coward. He has fig
ured him standing, with right arm extended,
and, to make the thing more realistic, has [Rac
ed n pistol In his hand. When the circus starts
on its summer trip there Is little doubt the
ticket agents will be kept busy.
BREVITIES.
A Nevada you tip woman who is still
In her teens has been divorced from two hus
bands and has married the third.
I It is thought that the Senate military
committee will report in favor of removing
|all political disabilities growing out of the war.
The difference between a sentimental
young girl and an old hat is only a difference
of tense. One has feeling and tho other has
felt.
“DiNNrn pailers” is the pleasant
variation on'‘carpet-baggers" applied in New
York to the city officials who live aud pav
taxes over the river In Jersey.
Tbescott, in a correspondence, pah-|
Halted in Chill, formally withdraws any offer
of the good offices of the United States In thel
conclusion of a treaty of peace between Peru
and Chill.
Foub Milwaukee faro banks were burst
cd last week, and ong could hardly get a calm
answer from any citizen in town. Everybody
argued that It was the beginning of another fi
nancial crisis.
The protective policy of tho Canadian
dominion works well. Wages have advanced.
Farmer* get better price* for their products.
Revenues are increasing. Canada will not re
tain to free trade.
The latest thing in tho way of a hi
cycle is one to run on water. It consists ol two
narrow boats connected with iron braces, with
afr elevated scat and with pedals similar to the
road machine. They glide over the water
nicely.
About the quickest and easiest way to
make a big pile of money now-a-day*, is to set
up a competing Une of telegraph, with five,
ten, or twenty millions of capital (on paper',
then run a sharp rivalry in charge* for a while,
and then sell out.
The friends of Gen. Sherman and
Llcut.-Gen. Sheridan aro said to l.ftve com
bined in a move to keep them on tlie active
list of the army indefinitely. Sherman is now
ft! and Sheridan Is much younger, but thev
both want to hold on to the full emoluments of
their offices os long as they Uve. If they go on
the retired list they go on reduced pay, and no
one can succeed them on tbfi active list.
The Washington (Pa.) lleporter gives
an account ot the extraordinary Cow of ga-
from a well which has been drilled to a depth
of twenty two hundred feet on the MCGugin
form, near Middleton, In Washington county.
Tho pressure Is so great as to throw the drill-
ini; tools out of the well and compel a xuxi.cu-
xionofwork. When lighted, the escaping ««'
blazes up seventy feet high, the light being \ ix-
Iblo for twenty miles around.
C-EX. Wade Hampton says that he
doc* not propose to bring the conduct of Mr.
Sherman In the matter of Inching attack., on
him during tho last campaign before the Sen*
ate. “The facts arc before the country," he
says, "and ttiflt Li sufl&clonL" It m-vuls that
Mr. Hampton Hopiati speaklug to Mr. Sher
man In INx. 1 , immediately after the latter > »u»-
courteous open letter to him. Ho "'a- conse
quently very much »urprix<.d to tie accosted by
Mr. Sherman with u remark fttxiHt the weather
on meeting him in the Senate barber shop the
other day. and lie returned the xalutaLon with
no more than a haughty stare. Mr. Sherman
does not look very happy noiv a-days.
The Rev. Dr. J. H. Vincent, tho “king
ottiieChautauquans,’’ ax tie wax Introduced,
lectured recently in St. Louis to a crowded
audience on the subject of “The lloy." describ
ing Youac America in a very humorous man
ner and making many excellent suggestions ns
to his training, tlio duty* of paroutx and what
home should be made for the children. He
deni'imeeil tin- faslironablo parlors and sitting
roou.x. irom » hk h young l-v»p1c arc driven to
tli,. kit' Leu or into rite street, in his home, ho
-aid let the carpet* be lorn to shreds, let the
furniture tie broken u> splinters my boy shall
kno.v, ax lie ha- aixvavx known, that She fmart,
'oiliest, dearest, happiest place on earth Is
home. It people uaute.1 quieluess, let them go
toaVemetery: let them birr a mummy, It was
the quietest thing ou eartb, and cheap. But
Ii'tentil, let the present generation u»c up their
furniture aud the next bur thoir own-
AS OTHERS SEE I S.
A View of Gearsla Politic* nml the
Soulhero Sjtuxtiua.
Correspondence Cincinnati Commercial.
Atlanta, Ga., March 27.—Bill Arp is one of
tho literary statesmen of the South ami con
spicuous in Georgia. Col. Arp is ono of the
Mutexmcn who progressed from the “Mtrren-
dcr” into the Legislature of tlie State by those
innocent methods which disposed of Republi
can rule in Georgia, and car!x.'t-bng rule In
some otherSouthcsnStatcs. In a recent letter to
the Atlanta Constitution, Col. Arp remarked
that the Democracy had voted the negroes nnd
would do It again. To-day I. met nn intelli
gent Northern man wbo has had an extensive
Southern expsrisnoo, and who has been face to
face for a long tlmo with the problems which
bis section and its people will hove to solve,
•id he: -
"The underlying trouble with the old citizen
of the South Is an* of wMdh h* is mthsh saa
conscious. The belief Is general among them
that they were over-oivili/ed. They can give
no idea by comparison oi the civilization, cul
ture and refinement oi which they have nmdo
such proud boasts—they only know thut they
were superior to the rest of nmnkiui!. The old
class will see nothing eUy, yet when they are
compared with the rest of the world their over-
civilisation becomes a part of flic feudal ago
which progressive humanity has put behind it.
With these people it is not a petty prejudice, It
is a want oi growth. They have always wor
shiped • supposed greatness in Calhoun. Craw-
fotdand Jeff Daria, and men of that stamp, all
ol whom are dwarfed by slavery.”
“But can they go on voting the negro V’ 1
**"§0. At first the negro did not think. Like
* flash of lightning freedom and the ballot
came to him, and he took things as they came.
He had no apparent occasion to think—he was
at the top. and he would havo remained In a
political maze. But a backset came, quick and
violent, and then he began to think, and to
day ho is on a progressive plane which Bill Arp
can never reach, for tho reason that he long
slnco reached the limit oi his thinking capacf-
“But are not the people of the 8outb. and cs-
pecially the old rebel element, recognizing the
advancement which the negro Is making?”
“There is no such genenti sentiment In the
South. There Is a pretense of it, but my expe
rience has shown me that the apparent better
ment of the negro is due only to the negro him
self. I am certain that any man who has an
occasion tocraploy a huge amount of labor will
soon discover that among the whites who live
In the country, aud nine out of ten of those
who Uve in the towns are controlled by this
sentiment—that the whiten should have ail tho
benefits which flow from tbe labors of the ne
groes. They think It lx right to make the uo-
growork white they enjoy the fruits of his toil.
Ifundrods ot white men have applied to mo
for employment to ‘manage labor’—that is, to
ilt by ana command them; but only two able-
bodied white men have asked me to
employ them nx. laborers. If Mr. Arthur
wants to build up a party - on tho
broad Republican idea that every man in tho
South, without regard to color. Is to have an
equal chance, be will find that no amount of
coalition movements will draw the non-pro-
grcsslve elements to his new party. General
Longstreet Is reported to have said-that there
has never been a Republican party in the
South which any respectable Democrat could
afford to join. General Uragstreet is a graud
old soldier, and has manfully stood by hix con
victions. even at the expense of social os well
as political surroundings. Ho deserves all
credit for his course, but I am afraid that no
great portion of the white Democratic masses
of the war generation will join his party, uu-
1 css It lx so respectable that It will exclude the
negro eiemfent, and when that joins tho Demo
cratic oreanization, it leaves the Republican or
new party in a hopeless minority.”
“Where is the native material then in the
South which Is to leaven this mazsT’’ ■
“That material is in the ions ot the old
Whigs. Any descendant of Bob Toombs or
Howell Cobb, or men of that stamp will follow
hi* father, and the father, by bis very sur
roundings wax inherently the enemy of the
republic, and it is shuer nonsense (» talk of in
augurating a reform with them. Rr-. inly an
old Democrat,'Col. Mynatt, of Atlanta, broko
from tbeir ranks, and though ho had been a
rebel soldier and a Democrat since tho war, an
effort was made to whip him in by de
nouncing him as a carpet-bagger from East
Tennfessc."
“What Influences do yon think wiU most
rapidly bring about the change in xcutUneut
which will allow every person an equal
chance?”
“One is the encouragement and abidance to
education of tho negro race. How tn do this I
don't know, but I do know that In many sec
tions the whites are depriving their own chil
dren of educational advantages, bccause-byso
doing they are keeping the ncgreca back. The
negro of the South ore not on a high plane. In
many cases some of tho former masters are
teaching the negroes, bnt tho general result of
their teaching is that the negro is unfit to be
taught—that is, they teU this to the negro.
Another «hlng : judicious and proper i- a
liberal expenditure of public money In the
much needed Improvements tn the South.
Public buildings in tho North are a conve
nience; lu the South they are civilizers, and
besides they have a tendency to umltiariza the
people with the government of which they ure
a part. Iam certain that seven-tenths of the
pcoplo of Georgia would rather see the nmon-
shine stills run—not that they hive any inter
est or partnership with the law-breaker., but
because they want to see the government beat.
But iLlhe government shonld follow the Una
recently Indicated by Attorney-General Brew
ster, and spars none, they v- uld soon U.-.'-h
tho rich Georgia gentlemen living In tin- —mh
of the State that the govoratr.. -:t is atxive ex try
class, and that they arc bound to respect it.”
“But certainly the South lias made some
progress. Whatlslt, andto whatlsltduer*
“Much of the little advancement made has
been due to the Investment of Northern capital
in railways. When in, it stays and must lake
cans of Itself. A few years ago it had no local
protection; now it is safe in the State courts.
This is one of the evidences of * move in tho -
direction of tlie overthrow ol old ideas which
will pass away in time. Another evidence is
In the fact that fully one-half of tlmscwlio
were kn-klnx win now deny it, and when it is
charged on them wiU try to prove that they
were not in it Again, there are plenty o<
yonng men wbo want to learn not onlv busi
ness habits, but improved method* of labor.
The Atlanta Constitution, the most liberal ’and
progressive paper ot the Sonth, has recently fa
vored women working. It will soon mate
labor respectable. When theso people are
taught that labor is the highest type of husaaa
pleasure, then they will U- oa a level with tin:
rest of the proereaslvo world. And idaoc this
Atlanta paper Brat proclaimed It, you will now
hear plenty of prominent men N»y that scceO-
alon meant only the perpetuation of slavery.
But there Is one type which oar.nnt be reached
by any influence which work a change in him
save death. That dam Is composed or tho
who cannot improve thc-ir fire hundred i
of farm land because they have no z
they cannot sell any i-art of this non-]
Isnd to get money to Improve
they have no land to spire. And
that clam does sell land ho never *
tion of the proceeds to improving lil
I must confect that my personal I
hsi convinced mo that a very las
—.. ._ •--* U p 0n u le l
the youn_ _ _
. decided that labor Is the
only avenue opcn.to them, and while tliev are
seeking to Ham trades and become skilled la
borers they will soon be driven thereto by tho
competition which will overshadow them.
I will at once investigate the “moon-hint!
whisky" makers, and their relation to political
parties and local polltlcan*.
i JT Jayhawker.
Ati Nlu ul the Theatre.
A Washington letter pays: Tho other
night while the inimitable Raymond was
going through thojibnurditieF of his new
play, “Fiesh, the Amc-rican,” six ino-t in-
terestrd spectator* in a front row were that
many Mandarins of the Clihiz-xe legation.
Tho gay young diplomats paid tho most
respectful attention to tho explanatory
chambermaid sceceo, but when iho realis
tic love-making began, cacli Mandarin
straightened up and leaned iorwarl with
open-eyed inlerexL At the first re-oundinq
Lisx that Fresh bestowed upon his bride
there wax a low-voiced chatter among the
group, and the interpreter was kept busy
whispering to them the progress of tho
plot. They were the politext of play goers
—never loft their seat* between the acta
nor di-turbed their neighbors half as
much nx tin native citizens mound
them, while their coumenaucex were xorae-
thirg well worth watching as the situations
undd enouemoiits of the comedy prog-ressed.
When the curtain dropped they turned
their attention to the ladies near them, aud
two or three of them, who were decidedly
handsome ycung men, with the soft, vel
vety eyes of the Orient, were xini'ed opon
most kindly by their pretty r ighbors. At
all places, though, these Chine-e noblemen
get a full share of aach attention, for their
joutli, llicir good look* and the inexplica
ble .something that make* a foreigner
more attractive than ail the local beaux,
causes tbe- young ladies to regard them in
r most friendly way. Iu fact, they smile
and 11;rt with them in a wnv that would be
dangerous cituld the petticoated men apeak
the language, nnd it ix no wonder that they
are enthusiastic over the country. their
gracious Emperor has sent them to.
It was nn Alabama oclouel who testified
on the witness s'and to having killed three
men: but mark you, the man who smashed
the girl baby's head because she woke him
up ia the night by crying, amelia of Ten-
ex see.
A Ten Mtrlke.
A young Gennnn-Ameiioaa, Banaam &
Hartjan, left his old grandparents in Garo
many to escape the military duty of yL
Faderlaud aud to better his fortunes. Ha
was only twenty-one, and found a nia'-e
to work at the Tin-pin Alley of H. Bulan
berg, a compatriot who enjoys a high
unto, at No. 100 Raymond ate, Brooklyn.
He was a saving young man, and invested
one dollar in the February drawing of (tea
Louisiana State Lottery (he was not*
of tho stability of the savings luttl' '*
end he received $18,000. He ie »o
ular leader of youth in the city ot
He is about to return to t
removal of his grande
in veal in the next d
piece April 11th before I
can learn anything i
M. A. Dauphin, Now <