The weekly telegraph. (Macon, Ga.) 1885-1899, November 17, 1885, Image 5
EXCELilOa.
Republicans may think it ill
That old York Bute. “Executor” atill.
Will spend the winter out in the cold.
Pondering on the lies they told.
Excelsior!
The bloody shirt is ripped in two—
John Bhenuan's yellow phiz, 'tie true
They say has turned a vivid blue.
Excelsior i
Now let brave Foral.c r homeward prowl—
A whine succeeds his deep-toned growl—
We'll rip and snort and mako Rome howl l
Excelsior i
And Davenport—well, I should smile—
As a sure reuiet.y for his bile,
Oh, let him gnaw a large-size die. .
Excelsior t
SIC SLMPKB TYKANMU.
Go tell tbo ruffian rabble rout
The Readjlister's petered out;
So is the time of tyrant*. Now
Virginian hearts no longer bow.
Though bate and malice pressed her sore.
The Old Dominion's safe once more;
Sweeps from the mountains to the sea
The mighty shout that welcomes Lee.
Mahone may say the record lies.
And may contest, but 'tls not Wise;
Tbo eUndered South don't care two bits—
For didn’t they give the old man FiU!
Americus, Ga. M. M. Folsom.
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
Wickedness Which Makes n Hook Agent
Seem an Angel.
They were sitting, h number of kindred
spirits, spinning yams in n law office in
Louisville, says tlio Courier-Journal. The
conversation had turned upon the snbjcct
of beautiful women and where the hand
somest women were to be found. There
was a great diversity of opinion expressed,
the majority stoutly maintaining, of course,
that the girl par excellence wna not to he
aeon outside the glorious .sovereignty of
old Kentucky.
“Gentlemen," remarked the old Colonel,
who hnd been appealed to for hia views of
the situation, “the most perfect figure and
prettiest face I ever saw were in the wilds
of Arkansan-. A party of us were out hnnt-
inga>ver in the swamps between the White
and the Arkansas rivers. Toward sunset
wo came to a deep and muddy bayou,
which we knew at a glance it would be im
possible to ford. On the opposite side a
canoe of the ‘dug-out’ pattern, indigenous
to the country, wag moored. Away behind
tho trees a blue wreath of smoke curled
<piietly heavenward, marking tho place
where some settler bail built big cabin in
tho lonely vrnste. Atter a series of yells
from our guide that would have fefiectcd
credit on a Comanche bravo about
to tike the war path, a woman glided
down to the bonk on the other side, grace
fully seated herself in the canoe and com
menced paddling toward ns with strong,
swift strokes. As she neared tho place
where we were standing we all saw she was
young—not more than 19—and with a face
of surpassing loveliness. Her complexion
was of that perfect brunetto type only to be
fourd in those whose ancestors for many
generatious have lived liencnth sunny slues;
her checks hnd the indescribable tint so
often seen on tile sun-kissed tide of a ripe
poach; hermonth was exquisite, with pout
ing lips like twin cherries; her hair floated
down her bock in silkeu. shining, wavelets
nearly to the^ronnd, and her eyes! ah, gen-’
tlemen, how shall I describe tho midnight
splendor or the transcendent glories to be
scon in the liquid depths of those dark
orbs.
“As she stepped lightly out on the bank
and stood holding the 'dag ont’ for ns to
get into," continued the oiii gentleman,
“she displayed the most raTishlngly perfect
figure I ever beheld. She was dressed in
the single cotton garment, fashioned ont of
coarse ‘factory,’ which is worn by ths fe
males of her clsss in these distant wilds. It
had evidently been made a year or two be
fore, for she bod outgrown it to such an ex
tent that it imperfectly performed the Uu-
ties for which it had been constructed. It
revealed a bust with which in artistie out
lines, the famous Venus di Medica could
> not tor a moment compare. The short
skirt permitted a glimpae of her ankles that
were absolutely fuultless, and—".
•I have a hook here, gentlemen, which I
should like to show yon, if yon will permit
me,” said a dapper little fellow, stepping
briskly into tho room.
Ho was met with a howl of dlsaent from
tho major and tho judge and the capt in
and the old squire, so wild and fierce tliat
he never stopped running until he woil
down the stairs.
“Go on, colonel; oh, go on," was the
unanimous demand of lilt listeners. The
old jndge stepped quietly over, closed the
door and locked it, remarking his Amcrjcan
heart would be dadbinged if he proposed
that story would be interrupted any more
if the court knew herself, or words to that
effect
“I don’t know tliat I have any more to
tell,’’ waa the reply.
."Colonel," solemnly said tire venerable
major, “if yon leave that peerless girl stand
ing there bolding a canoe on the bank of
that muddy bayou. 111 lioljl you personally
responsible—I will, assure os there is a God
in heaven!"
“We didn't leave her there," responded
the Colonel. "She paddled us across the
stream, and when we asked what she charged
she said, ‘Ob, nuthin’, I reckon, l’ou went
• b'ar huntin' this unwnin', and took all the
terbacker with him; ef one o’you fellers’ll
give me a chaw I’U call it Minor. ’ We gave
her u chew and went on about our business.
1 never saw her again." •
••I believe you’re a liar,” vociferated the
Jndge, as he unlocked the door; “on infer
nal old bald-headed liar.'
«8o do I,” chimed in each of the listeners,
ss they passed out and followed the irate
leMler down the stain* to the street below.
The question of which State produces the
most beautiful women is still before the
house. ________
PROHIBITION IN ABKAN8A8.
The Novel Way of Presenting a Petit
to the Court.
Little Bock Spec 1st.
Morrilton it a flourishing little city
fifty-six miles up the Fort Smith railroad.
The other day some of the best citiians of
the town, men end women, circulated a
petition asking the county judge not to
imint the saloons then running in the town
a license for 1886, and after obtaining the
desired number of signatures thereto,
marched in a laxly to the court-room, the
district court then being in session.
Her. 1!. 11. Greathouse, Methodist minis
ter. in on appropriate talk presented his
honor, Judge Blankenship, the petition.
The judge read it, and on informing the
m THE FRENCH QUARTER.
New York Hail and Express.
It is in the restaurants u’nd hotels that the
French residents may be studied to tho best
advantage, for in these many living in pri
vate lodgiuga take their meals. They only
"live"—as they will inform you, over the
post-prandial cigar—when at din
ner, or at tho theater or opera.
Like Charles Lamb, their day be
gins at 0 o'clock, and dinner is its most
important event. Then they throw off the
cares of business and life and surrender
themselves to the enjoyment of the hour.
The French fnmily dinner party ia one of
the gayest of gatherings and gives you a
good insight into the manners of the middlo
class. Jests which seem to be spontaneous,
but aro often carefully prepared before
hand, are bandied about with
a joyousness and abandon that are
altogether infectious. If the party is
large the din ia sometimes deafening, every
one apparently striving to speak at the
same time. They are rarely particular in
Iheir choice of snbjects. They will talk as
volubly oiul with as much' gusto of the
weather and similar trite topics os they
will of literature, the theater or opera; anil
they work themselves into a great state pf
enthusiasm and excitement, in which rap
idly changing facinl expressions and ani
mated gestures play prominent parts. Next
to the guests the most striking thing about
the hotels is the excellence of the cuisine.
The cost of a dinner is usually about thirty
centu, tor which yon receive soup, fish, two
kinds of meat, vegetables, dessert, cheese
and black coffee. Wine, of course, is extra,
though at some places, where the tablo
d'hote is fifty cents, a pint bottle of red Cali
fornia \v ne is included. Much may not bo
said in praiso of tlie soup, nnd the fastidious
might at first hesitate about tho rest, but
the fish and meats and other dishes nre
really very good, well cooked, and savory.
Nor should * the visitor entertain very high
expectations os to the wine, though one
might drink much worse things than red
California wine at twenty cents the small
bottle. On the whole, while the ctiisino of
more pretentious restaurants is to be pre
ferred, one gets n very good dinner in these
places. The writer made one of a party
hat explored tho region, and remembers
the surprise of all except their guide
—an amiable young Frenchman—at the
good quality of the fare. One doubting
member of the party could not for some
time believe Hint the cost was so light, and
when finally convinced, hastily concluded
that the proprietor must either steal his
■revisions or was. knocking nt the door of
Wnkrapfcy.
“I know a poor devil;’’ he said, upon
determining that the halter mnst be the
case, “to whom this place would be a god
send; but I couldn't reconcile my consc erice
to sending anyone here to hasten this fel
low’s ruin.”
A BROTHER’S ANIMOSITY.
elderly gentleman and the lad, and on the
Northwest corner of Ninth and Lombard
streeta he accosted a policeman and ordered
the arrest of the old gentleman and hia
companion.
When tho prisoners were marched up in
front of Sergeant Boyd, at the Nineteenth
District Station-house, he noticed the deli
cate appearance of the youth nnd questioned
him os to the name.
The lad’s lips quivered, but tho articula
tion was so low it could not be understood.
Tho old gentleman, seeing the embarrassed
condition of his friend, who was about to
brenk down, turned Sergeant Boyd nnd
said; "Sergeant, I will tell you the truth
about this matter. This is a young lady
who desired to seo the Blums. She was
afraid to undertake the journey in female
attire, so, after talking the matter over for
a time, it was decided that she should wear
one of her brother's suits. Will you plense
send word to Mayor Smith. He is a per
sonal friend of mine and will release me at
ouee.”J
The man gave his Dnme ns A. J. Lechlar,
Kilt) North Eighteenth street, nnd said his
companion's name wna Mary Smith, 1920
North Nineteenth street. The prisoners
were locked up, notwithstanding Lechlur's
appeal, but were afterward released by
Lieutenant Skillton for a hearing to-day.
SADDBNERS.
St. Louis ItepnbUcsn.
“What is a saddener?” asked a Republi-
ciin reporter of a society friend.
“A saddener, dear youth, is n trapping of
woe; a painting of your deceased wife’s sis
ter; a portrait of the late nnd very much la
mented husband; n flower from nn angel
mother's grave; little shoes that, having
been vacated, have, as requested, been put
awuy. A saddener is nn* evcr-prevnlent
song, recitation or poem which was a fa
vorite with some departed relative. A snd-
dener is something to which your attention
is invited when yon moke a call as having
redolent reminiscences of some one who
has censed to exist. If your attention is not
invited to it by words, it is by signs nnd
cursory glances just nt tho very* time you
nre trying to say something nice nnd would
rather think of the living. But sadder’n all
is nn unpaid promissory note, which, act
ing upon nn ancient precept, yon nre keep
ing for nine years, hoping to have a use for
it." •
“Pshaw!" The reporter put tlie same
question mildly to a lady friend.
“A saddener is nn oft-rend and once
prized lovo letter which you hate to burn
nnd indignantly refuse to return to tbe
writer now that he is married. It is a little
o Charges III* Sisters With Arson amt Tes
tifies Against Them In Court-
Milwaukee, Wix., Special.
The jury in the ease of the Traders' In
surance Company vs. Miss Mary A. Melindy
nnd Snrali E. Westcott, sisters, in the Uni
ted States Court this afternoon, returned a
verdict for the defendant within ten min
utes from the time tho coso was submitted.
The trial has been in progress for
two weeks, and ban nttracl
for three reoaona, viz.; The prominence of
the oecnaed, the nature of the charge (arson)
and the fact that tho chief witness for the
complainant is« brother of tbe defendants.
Briefly told, the history of the case is os
follows; Seven yean ago, a large building
owned by the Danibier A Melindy company
nt Ludington, Mich., was destroyed by
fire, together with nearly all its contents.
At the time Mary Melindy occupied rooms
on the second floor of the budding, and
was being visited by her married sister, Sa
rah E. Wescott. The property was insured
for over (29,UUO and tho law claim was
paid.
A few yean later a brother of Sarah and
Mar}', David A. Melindy, was married
Z inst the wishes of his sisten nnd since
t lima a family feud has existed.
Among the companies having a
low on the Ludington building was tho
Traders'. Tho secretary of this com
pany was nppcoocbed by Mrs. David Me
lindy and informed that tho Melindy lis
ters hod fired the building for tho sidco of
the insurance; that they wanted to pay a
mortgage held against him on vessel prop
erty; that they biul threatened to do so be
fore tbe fire and had since confessed tho
act to David.
The Traders’brought action to recover
the amount paid the sisters. In tho trial
David testified to the above admissions and
also swore that a largo number
of voluablo articles belonging to
tlie sisters, each as jewelry,
sealskins, laces, etc., which were listed as
destroyed and npou which the insurance
was paid were still in possession of the de
fendants. Eminent counsel has been em
ployed on both sides, nnd the bitterly com
tested case has attracted great attention in
this city. The defendants occupy a mag
nificent Grand avenno residence—their
property-aud ore quite well known through
tho North. To-day'a verdict meets with
the approval of nearly all who have watched
the progress of tho cose.
A GIRLS STRANGE FREAK.
Slasquenullnff m a Hoy in Order to See tlie
Bight* of the Slum*.
Philadelphia Tiiue*.
"Come along Charlie, we'll go in here
nnd take a drink."
The speaker was nn elderly man, well
dressed and of good presence, and the per
son called Charlie was s frail, timid-looking
lad, neatly clad in well-fitting garments,
with a Derby lint drawn well down over the
eyes and a light cane under his right arm.
They were standing in front of “Gil" Boll's
saloon last night^ra Lombard street, be
low Eighth. Therlderly gentleman mount
ed the steps, bat the lad lagged behind as if
afraid, lie ewt shy glances at the burly
negroes and negresaes, who flitted past him
through the "ladies' ” entrance to the sa
loon.
Pshaw! come along, Charlie," said the
latter's companion, petulantly. The braced
his nerve, and the two entered the aaloon
and walked straight to the bar.
■Two beers, plinue,” said the elderly gen
tleman. "You'll take a beer, won’t yon,
Charlie?" A nod of the head from the lad
answered this question.
AU the while “Gil” Ball, the colored pro
prietor, had been eyeing the lad, and
thought he was rather yonthfnl to go float
ing around at nightdrinking beer. D —
be could not sell to minora.
prayer. Permission was obtained from the
the court, and it U said the reverend gen
tleman fairly shook tbe shingles on the old
courthouse with bis thanks to Great Jeho
vah and the county judge for the hltsdng
that day granted the people of Momlton.
The funny part of the above proceedings
is, on the petitioners finishing their singing
and praying and withdrawing from the
room! the court becoming so wrapped up in
w hat was transpiring.
walked down from the platform and ont of
the courthouse, thinking church *»tvieee
were over and the
M’CULLOUCH’S CAREER.
How a llrlplit Irish Ln<l Mmln Himself n
DlstlnguUhcri American Actor.
Philadelphia Time*.
While very many of the foremost actors
of the generation now passing sway were
born to tho profession and gained their
training for tho stage by inherited tradition
and their earliest associations, there have
been also very many—and they not the
least distinguished—who came to tho stage
from out of tho crowd in tho gallery and
whoso position, was won without other ad
vantages thau those derived trom their own
inherent talent and their own persevering
industry. Forrest was ono of these aud his
most successful disciple was another. John
McCullough began life in Philadelphia as a
poor Irish hid. He was bom in London
derry in 1833, nnd was early left on orphan
in the care of nn uncle, who
rid himself of his responsibility, when John
was sixteen, by shipping him to America.
He found employment here in wheeling
coal nt the Northern Librties Gas Works
nnd afterwards wns engnged in a chair fac
tory. It won at this time, when only seven
teen, that lie married. Ho won a youth of
quick intelligence, though without educa
tion, and like other bright boys of his time
he frequented the theatres. Those were the
days of the atock companies, when real
dramas were played and when every lad had
had his favorite actor, whom he tried to
imitated at the “spout shops"—the amateur
associations that developed so many profes
sionals. McCullough joined one of these
and read SUakoapeare at homo and even
while at work, nnd such dramatic capacity
diddle develop that in 1857 he was allowed
to play “Othello,” with the support of hit
associate?, nt the Callowhill street Museum.
He bad the manly person and the strong,
melodious voice of which ho afterwards
made such good use, and William T. Fred
ericks, then the stage manager of tho Arch
Street Theatre, who witnesso.t his per
formance nnd who Bnw, too, that the boy
knew how to speak clearly and was letter-
perfect in his lines, thought that something
could be made of him. He offered him ac
cordingly a position in the Arch Street
company, to play tho smallest part at $1 a
week, and McCullough made bis first pro
fessional appearance at that theatre aa the
servant in “Tho Belle’s Stratagem."
With an entrance gained in such n
company nn nctors future depended
on himself. McCnllongh waa faithful,
studious, determined. He gained recogni
tion and made friends. Through E. L.
Davenport, whom he met at the Arch, he
obtained nn engagement the next season at
Boston at the Howard Museum. A year
later he returned to Philadelphia and won
playing in tho company nt the Walnut
faded flower, a deserted walking cane or a when he attracted the attention of Edwin
few lines, such ns I have hero—’
‘Thanks; never mind rending them.”
“A saddener," said a small boy, “is n
maternal test on fhe bronchial tube of
your new pouts; it is twelve pages of the
Revised Testament to write ont In recess.
I guess you can’t fool me on saddeners.
Whoop!’’
Said a little girl: “A saddener? Why a
saddener is Sunday and no preaching. It’s
rent dny and your father full; it is a picnie
and a hole in your stocking; it’s—oil,
pshnw, go home nnd play with your toes.
There’s lot’s of saddeners.”
“It’s an empty treasury,” replied n
preacher.
‘No copy,” said a printer.
‘Few patients,” answered a doctor.
‘Samchere,” remarked an undertaker.
■Toothache!” responded an old swell.
■Olden a job!" from a striker.
‘Its a saddener when yon have spent
yonr Inst dime in having the growler filled
and reaching home find the beef stale.”
“Having fulsome marriage notices and
not n nickel for car faro next dny.” ‘
“No credit and dry."
“To have a wife who weighs 100 pounds
heavier than yourself.”
“To have to stand up simply because you
can’t sit down/]
A CLOSE CALL.
petitioners that their prayer shonlJ be he could--,
plied in * low, girlish voice; “I am 21, go
ing on 22, sir.”
“I don't believe it," said Bell, end turn
ing to the elderly gentleman he said: "I’ll
not sell yonr kill e beer. You’d better take
him borne and put him to bed."
The gentleman and his young companion
left tbe saloon, while tbe crowd of Africans
hanging about guffawed and yaw-yawed.
••Tbere'e something wrong with that
couple, aud I’m going to see what it is, ’
„.>id “Gfl" Ball, aabeput on hia coat and
L.:t and left his place. Ue followed the
si Railroad Velocipede Hare for Life
Against a Locomotive.
Johnson City (East Tennessee) Comet
Sir. Wallace Trnslow, tho yonng depot
agent and telegraph operator at Cranberry,
hnd n thrilling odvcntnro and a narrow
escape from death Inst Friday morningbe-
tween Elk Park nnd Cranberry, on the East
Tennessee nnd Western North Carolina nils
road. Sir. Trnslow spends the night at Elk
Park, coming from Cranberry in the evening
and returning the next morning, Jon a
railroad velocipede. On tbe morning in
qncstion, for some reason, he was not ex-
peering a train, and, mounting his veloci
pede, started to Crauberry. Ho had gone
perhaps two hnnilred yards, and hail gotten
in the middle of a trestle forty feet high,
when suddenly and unexpectedly the down-
train thundered around a sharp curve
seventy yards in front of him. Ill speed
with which tbe train nnd tbe velocipede
were approaching each other made
it impossible to prevent a collision,
nnd to leap to the ground below would
probably be ilAtth. Taking in tho situa
tion nt a glance and without a moment’s
hesitation, he put forth every energy of
mind and muscle to speed the velocipede
faster toward the oncoming train. By the
time the pilot of the engine won within a
few feet of him he was nearly across the
trestle, and then just as the locomotive and
velocipede rushed together he mode a gal
lant leap, cleared the track and went down
to the ground twenty feet below, saving
himself almost miracuronsly. No bones
were broken, and with the exception of tho
terrible jar ho received, he Is not otherwise
injured.
FURS AND FINE RAIMENT.
IVliat Dome of the Women will Wear Wien
tlie Iliads of Horens lllow.
Boston Journal.
Fashion has prepared for n cold winter
with ita rough, thick wooleua and fats, and
ita materials ore most suitable and comfort
able if worn with discretion. To increase
the appearonce of warmth a dash of red is
given to many costumes, either in the ca
pote or in tbe dress with a red veat or a red
K -rnent. Red costa have been a craze at
nox ami Newport, and are aeen
New York anil Washington, though
they have not been accepted yet by the
quieter taate of ltoeton. Red coate with
heavy trimmings of astrachan and ucarlet
turbans to correspond will be worn by
^ ladies later in the season, particu-
or winter sports. .Esthetic or doll
shades are evidently no longer favored.
The furriers have preparations for cold
weather, wisely knowing that the feminine
delight in rich fun ia a standard and not a
transitory taste. Russian sable, the most
costly of sll furs, will be
by those who can afford their rich
elegance. Furriers predict a revival
in siislshtn sacques, for the heavy dolmans
have been discarded and only tbe short
mantles, long and short sacques are in de
mand. The deeply dyed sealskins are
trimmed with black astrachan. Fur-lined
circulars are still to be worn by elderly
ladies. Astrachan fur is used for jaunty
little jucketa, perfectly close fitting with
high collars. Fur trimmings ore made, as
usual, of beaver, oral even more popularly
of durable, glossy skunk for. Chinchilla
remains the lint choice for children’s fur,
ami alribya makes a pretty contrast with
velvet. For fringes an aa numerous as
ever.
Forrest.
It was one of Forrest’s characteristics
that if he took a liking to a person it meant
a warm and enthusiastic friendship, of more
or less permanence, and one of theso strong
likes attached him to McCullough nnd Mc
Cullough to him. Ho was engaged to play
the juvenile rolca to the famous tragedian,
who thus became the patron and ex
ample of tho industriom* young nctor.
McCullough's professional career practically
dates from his association with Forrest
which wns equally tho foruintivo influence
in hia whole artistic history. Ho played
with Forrest in the Eaat till 1800, when he
accompanied him to California. At the
close of the engagement McCullongh re
mained at San Francisco and began there
the independent career which developed
him into one of the most successful of re
cent American stars. lie played an engage
ment in support of Edwin Adams and then
oined forces with Lawrence Barrett, who
ud lately arrived on tho Pacific. They
; ilayed together in the old-fashioned repre-
: ;ory through the mining regions and east
ward overland, returning Inter to Son Fran
cisco, where they opened the California the
atre, with the banker Ralston as
their backer. Here they produced
aeries of Shakespearean and other
dramas with a completeness, both
in the cast and in the mounting, that had
not been equaled in Californio. On Ral
ston's death, in 1873, which announced the
beginning of a serious financial disturbance,
the risks of a costly theatre became too
great for the acton to bear alone and Mc
Cullough abandoned management and be
gan his career as n stan
From that timo on his history is snffl
ciently familiar. He hail been sixteen
years an actor, working and stfadying earn
estly. His great natural gifts—a command
ing presence, a bandsomo face and a rich
and musical voice—had becomo carefully
trained, with nn exact if aomowhnt iuelostic
method, and tho frequent remiuiacvuces of
Forrest which his acting called up were but
an additional element of popularity among
those who saw with regret the
gradual extinction of the old school of his
trionics. Deservedly, therefore, McCul
lough won his place in public recognition
anil became one of tho most popular of all
the serious actor* of hia time, aud for quite
ten yean there was no more prominent fig
ure upon the American stage. With the ex
ception of “Jock Code,” in Wingfield's play
of "The Bondman,” he produced no origi
nal part, confining himself to the old legit
imate repertory and notably to thoso
pseudo-classic play's of tha school of Sheri
dan Knowles, in which Forrest had been so
illustrious. It may be said, also, that he
developed no original aspects in his art,
except so far aa a stroiqi and intelligent
personality gave an individual charm
work that wns in itself more
less conventional The dignity
and beauty of his “Virmnius,” for exam
ple, will be always remembered. Its beauty
was essentially statuesque, but beautiful it
waa and fullYif a stately sort of poetry that
was qnite his own. His method was less
adopted to the warm passion aud rapid
movement of Hhakespero and tbe romantic
drama and in modern parts be was never
successful; but within hia own well chosen
line bis work waa admirable and it waa of a
kind that is now almost unrepresented on
the stage.
With the exception of a visit to England
in 1882, where ho played at Drury Lane and
waa kindly receivM, McCullotigh’s profes
sional career waa comparatively uneventful
and quite evenly successful down to the
season before the last. At this time it be
gun to be whispered that he waa losing
something of his vigor and the fear* of bts
friends were confirmed at the beginning of
last season, when be finally broke down at
Chicago, and it waa recognized that hie ill-
nesa waa incurable The hut year he has
been simply one of waiting for the inevita
ble end.
On Dress Parade.
Sharp shifting lines of loyal light;
Tliu bayonets flash firm flies along.
O'er hearts whose patriot fires born bright,
That muster near a thousand strong.
With baud* untrained to martial deeds
But quick to lean tbe aoldier’s trade.
Her champions when their country needs.
Stanch freemen stand at Drew* Parade.
A shortened service, shrunken line.
On soil fraternal blood has drenched,
Flushed with the victor's gory wine,
With patriot ardor still unquenched;
Another dawn brings battle-storm!
Well knows each heart, all undismayed.
Thereafter many a manly form
shall stand at Dr<
No rnoro shall stand at Dress Parade.
The final happy victory won,
Fresh garlanded with loyal thanks
Stand a bronzed handful in the sun.
Remnant of thrice replenished rank*.
For songs of peace and home they change
Familiar martial music, played
Where death well knew the gamut’s range—
And hut, glad peace-crowned Dress Parade.
A last—till (panted their release
From life a hard marches, sharp alarms,
Aud won those fields where perfect peace
Folds tbe war-weary In her arm*.
Comrades! when 'neath the soothing sod,
Or soon or late, we are all laid.
On shining sands, triumphant trod.
We'll have a glorious Dress Parade!
—John 8. AtebeMou, in San Francisco News-Letter.
ITEMS BRIEF BUT INTERESTING.
Oh. what has become of the Mugwump bird
In this weather of wind and snow.
And does he roost as high as we beard
He roosted a year ago?
A vesrajo and his plumes were red
As the ueepest of cardiual huer.
But in th j year they 've changed, 'tis said.
To the bluest of bilious blues.
A year ago and this beautiful thing
warbled In careless glee.
It's oh, we stab, for the times gono by
When the Mugwump lived to laugh—
When, coy and shy, he roosted high.
And couldn’t be caught with chaff.
And it's oh, we say, for the good old day
Which uever again may come—
When the Mugwump threaded his devions way,
And whistled lumty-tum.
CrmiZAXioN marches with the quickstep.
A Sioux chief rides a bicycle.
Lnxa honeymoon trips gladdon the hearts
of British brides this autnmn.
Farmer Dalrtmple, of Dakota, has har
vested 210,000 bushels of wheat this year.
A parrot that sings "My Love is Like a
Red, lied Rose" is a California curiosity.
A $50,000 emancipation monument is to
rise nt Vicksburg by the dimes and dollars
of ex-slaves.
The fnney of G. A. Sheldon, of Randolph,
N. Y., is for old carnages, in which he has
invested $20,000.
A floral fnnch in high favor is a bank of
chrysanthemums, fringed with low border
of frngrnnt pinks.
Some coins sent all the way from Japan
were chinked into the Longfellow memorial
box the other day.
Quite a common complaint in England is
“tennis elbow,” a soreness that it some
times takes a year or two to cure.
A full-length “state" portrait of Qneen
Victoria is abont to be pointed at Windsor
bv Professor Angoll, the coart painter at
Vienna.
A sum of $500,000 is to be token yenrly
from tbe King of Bavaria'a civil list for tbe
payment of that princely spendthrift's pri
vate debts.
Flaoeolet, now the most famous sire in
Europe, has been eold by M. Lefevre for
$20,000, and the hone goes to the imperial
stud at Graditz.
ConxTiLLE, Cal., isatownof forty houses
and bat one inhabitant, who saw the min
ing camp at ita rise, ita glory and ita fall.
His only neiglibon are jnst over tho hill-
in tbe cemetery.
The rear car of a circus train that left
Brandon, Miss., a few nights ago had upon
it a $3,000 gnu. 8ome negroes, who had
fallen in love with the ennotu beast, un
coupled tbe car, and, running tbe gnu off
into a swamp, stole it.
A medical journal notes that whllo one
eminent writer boa asserted that those who
•moke tobacco grow brainless aa lizards,
two German savants have arrived at tbe
conclusion that smoking is nothing at all
except watching the amoke.
Tup. town of Posen, in Germany, iadonbt-
less the only one in the world which bos a
college graduate as its baker. He advertises
in the local newspaper his “Carlsbad bak
ery," and signs bis advertisement "A. von
Uraheki, Dr. Phil., master baker.”
It la doubtful, says a Nevada paper, if a
legislative body in any country ever paseeil
a law that was so completely anil universal
ly ignored aa the anti-treating act of the last
Legislature of Nevada. Everybody claims
the right to treat a friend, auu the claim ia
so reasonable that even the officers do not
dispate it.
A quart of milk was recently taken from
.several ftno bred cows on exhibition at
Portland, Or., to test the richness of each.
The milk was placed in glosa jars and
allowed to rise. That from one of the cows
ehowed more than three-eights pare cream.
The jar was filled to a depth of nine inches-
ot which four were solid cream.
Fire sprang up in a London bird home
a few days ago and there was much flatter
within and stir without. “Don’t let the
birds burn to death,’ laid a stranger,
“smash the roof.” “But they'll tty away,"
•aid the keeper, who hardly knew his heels
from his head, so beside himself waa he.
The glass roof was smashed, however, and
ont new many of the birds; hnt they could
not fly far, being singed; and were caught
in tho trees. Shiny of the objects in the
aviary were lost, and tbe death list in on ad
joining monkey borne was heavy.
A writer on palmistry says the hands of
different nationalities differ. The German
hand ia thick, abort-fingered, short-nailed,
a wide palm. The Spanish hand is noted
the world over for its tapering fingers and
rare flexibility. The French and Italian
hand is long and capable of close pressure,
but the English hand is tho best knit,
firmly-set hand, blended with all the varia
tion of typical beaniy known.
The rich, accomplished and beautiful
daughter of a German savant recently de-
ceamd, has deserted her mother in order to
marry a coarse, brutal and ignorant fisher
man. He made her give him all her fortune
before marrying her, and she now does
menial work like other peasant women.
The husband is a firm believer in the right
of a man to beat liis wife. Moat people
will think this yonng woman was crazy, bnt
a medical commission declared her perfectly
mood versos tiolil.
Mr. Johnsing (to Mias Tompkins, whose
family archives* how her grandmother to
have been a muse to George Washington)
—May I hub do pleasure of prein traducin'
to yo Miss Tompkins, a gemmen frenob
mine?
Miss Tompkins (rather superciliously)—
Who am da gemmen fr n, ob mine?
Mr. Johnsing (depr. i itm.ly)—He am ob
no pa’tickler fninly Mias Tompkins, bnt be
am pa’t proprietor ob a faah’nable up-town
hot. 1 touv.rial pu’lnr.
Mias Tompkins (gnefaraaly)- I will gran-
Ufy myae’f de pleasure ob teethin' yo’ f ten’,
Mutoli John-ing. > J
The dentists' bills nt Vaasar Collegi ere
said to be something frightful, 1 Lis corns-
from compelling every girl to e.it a pm.-; of
her first cake.—xonkerr tituteeiusu.
tectnre. Tho main building will bo
siiraonnded by a fence made of
shrubs covered with ice, a beautiful ef
fect being secured by spraving the shrubs
nnd allowing the spray to freeze. Between
this ice feneo and tho walls of the palaoo
will be constructed a race course. .Tho in
terior of the palace will be lighted by dee-
tricity. Electric lights will also illuininnto
the race course nnd tho entrance to tbo
palace. The interior arrangements will bo
similar to thoso of fhe Montreal palace.
The ice blocks to bo used in its construc
tion will bo sixteen inches thick and fonr
feet square.
WHEN FAIR .MAIDS WED.
A Silken String of Hits for tllT Ilrlites that
Are to He.
A diamond “lucky" slipper is a novelty
for brides.
A Washington bridegroom recently gavo
the minister n $1000 note.
A pale pink gown wreathed with chrys
anthemums wns tho dress worn by a bride-
elect at a party in Paris the other night.
At a recent wedding in Washington, D.
C., tho bridesmaids (eight in number) wore
presented with veils of Flanders lace, which
had been specially ordered from abroad for
the occasion.
Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Taylor, of Westport,
Conn., aged respectfully 94 nnd 92 years,
expect to celebrate their seventy-fourth
wedding anniversary in Thanksgiving week.
A recent issue of the Louisville Courier-
Journal contained on one page reports of
sixteen weddings, nnd another announced
the granting of seven divorces by tho Chan
cery Conrt, of that city, thns giving matri
mony a majority of nine.
At a recent wedding tho organist created
some amusement by interpolating “Prithee,
little maiden, will you marry me?” fronx
“Patience," in his musi.' at a critical point
in the ceremony.
At a recent fnshionnliln wedding the one
bridesmaid wore bright buttercup yellow, a
real Directoire dress, white lace skirt, yel
low bodice, bat trimmed with yellow—a
genuinely picturesque costume. 1 Tbe silk
stockings were of yellow, the hnt of Leg
horn, very large, turned np at one side,
yellow plume, nnd long streamers of yellow-
velvet nbbon. Yellow is now esteemed a
favorite color, and n fortunate one; it is no
longer deemed the synonym for envy.
M. Pcnali, a portrait painter in Lyons,
was engaged to be married to Mile. Minnio
Bernard, and the dny of tlie wedding hod
been annonneed. A short time ago Pennli
said to his fiancee, “I hope yon have paid
defcrcnco to my antipathy and ordered all
yonr clothes without a bustle." Tbe girl
smiled and replied ; "Sooner than wear a
wedding dress withont a Immure I shall
never wear any at all.” The artist earnestly
protested, and finally begged her to cheese
between him and her devotion to fashion.
The result was not in hia favor, and he left
the same evening for Egypt.
Concerning wedding etiqnette, the fash
ion of bridesmaids has gono ont tempora
rily, and one person, generally a niter,
alone accompanies the bride to the altar oh
her aid. The bride, attended by her father
or some near friend, comes in lust, after
the ushers. After the mother, sister and
family have preceded her, these near rela
tives group themselves about tlie altar
steps. The groom takes his bride from tho
hand of her father or nearest friend, wjio
then retires and stands a little behind the
bridal pair. Ho must be near enough to re
spond quickly when lie hears the words,
'■Who giveth this woman to be married to
this man?” It is no longer the fashion to
display tbe presents at the wedding. They
are arrnngrit in an upper room, and ahowu
to a few friends of the bride the day before
the cert mony. Nor ia it tho fashion for tho
bride to wear any jewels. These ore re
served for har flnt appearance as a married
woman.
NEWSPAPER FUNNY MEN.
Ur. K. J. Mi-Cablet, postmaster at Wal
nut Grove, S. C., is said to have the longest
beard in the United State*. Ue wear* it
plaited and keeps it under his clothing.
Tbe plait runs down to his waist ami then
around his waist twice. When combed ont
it reached down to his feet Air. McCarley
is five feet ten inebe* high, is ah
yean of age, and of light complexion
beard ia alitUe mixed with gray, lie owns
a good farm and is well to do. ’ Mr. McCar-
ley says that hi-le ant continues to grow,
and when it gets long enough to lie • n tie
floor, and ha can VMk mufl UklMM*$MB
to -.-it i..:.. If on . xbiliitiou.
Sr. !v Minn., will have an ire palaeo
tlii. -niter, l’lfty men have mil.„en!»d
. . : touurd il- romuruotiou. The
I e e . - ' !.■ 15l| h ( l 125 feet, with llOO eT-
i oi:i -. .. r- of the .Suru.ui btvlr of
President Eeelve, of Amherst College, wna
in Congress, and recalls with pride that hi*
election coat him only five cents. Treated
tooneboer, we suppose.— Alto California.
Ah, ah. Another faater 1 A man in Ohio
has (rone twenty-eight dsya withont eating
anything. Tho name of the paper he i>
editing U not stated.—Brooklyn Eagle.
A German statistician has discovered
that there are 1,000,000 blind persons in
the world, not counting, of conne, those
in love.—New Y’ork Commercial Advertiser.
The man whose name gets into the
paper withont his consent should go and
comfort tho man whose name is left ont
when he wanted it in.—New Orleans Pica
yune.
The statesman who so far forgets himself
as to ran after a street car suffers a fall in
public estimation which twenty-five years
of penance will not repair.—Detroit Free
Press.
An Ohio man has invented a practical
thinking machine. It will be the greatest
boon for dudes since the invention of tho
aword-pointed shoes.—Burlington Freo
Press.
“With money come poor relations," says
on exchange.” Bnt poor relations never
come with money. This is one of the rules
that won't work both way*.—Norristown
Herald.
When Lome told his mother-in-law that
he bad been rotten-egged, she- put her
handkerchief to her face, bnt whether to
dry her eyes, to stifle her laughter or sim
ply to hold her nose, will never be known.
—Boston Post.
A new variety of bee has been discovered
in California, twice aa large aa any other on
record, with a sting in proportion. It is
■aid that even the Chinese will go when ono
of these bees backs np against them and
begins to posh.—Detroit Free Press.
The pyrophono is a new musical instru
ment, constructed to make music from gas.
Tbe inventor evidently got his idea from tbo
consumer who was presented with an exag
gerated gas bilb The consumer made the
■•music, long metre.—Norristown Herald.
In amt Uut of Clrareh.
The men who seek to drag polities into
the churches and sectarianism into politicn
should be sternly rebuked by every good
citizen.—New York Graphic.
■ ‘What do they do when they install a
minister?” inquired a small boy; “do they
B nt him in a stall and feed him?” “Not a
it,” said hia father; “they harness him to
the church and expect hiiu to draw it
alone."
Husband—I noticed to-day that the
Smiths hare bad their pew at church up
holstered in bine velvet plush. Wifs (envi
ously)—I know it. And just think how
shabby and cheap par pew looks. It is
positively wicked.
A thief entered the Congregational
^ Church vestry room at Maquoketa, Iowa,
15 through tha window and stole the savings
is bun- containing the contributions of the
us , infant class of the Sunday— hod, nmonnt-
ir- ing to about $7.-Chicago Times.
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