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i TELEGRAPH, THE MACON WEEKLY TELEGRAPH. TUESDAY FEBRUARY 2. 188C.—TWELVE PAGES. tCBUH'rD CTC&T DAT » TUE TEAS AND WEEELT BT THE Telegraph and Messenger Publishing Co., •7 Mulberry Street, Macon, On. The Dally la delivered by carrier* in the city or nailed pottage free to subccrlbera, for $1 per nonth, |2.60 for three months, $5 for tlx months, or $10aye*r. The Weekly it mailed to aubacribera, postage free, at (1.25 a year and 76 cent* for six mouths. Transient advertisement* will be taken for the Daily at $1 per square of 10 lines or leas for the first insertion, and 60 cents for each subsequent in teition, and for the Weekly at $1 for each insertion. Notices of deaths, funerals, marriages and births, fl. Rejected communications will not be returned. Correspondence containing important news and discussions of living topics is solicited, but must be brief and written upon but one side of the paper to fcave attention. Remittances should be made by express, postal fiote, money order or registered letter. Atlanta Bureau 17Peachtree street. All communications should be addressed to THE TELEOBAPH. Macon, Qa. Money orders, checks, etc., should be made paya ble to H. C. Hashom, Manager. The [hub Joined. I fit to be made, the Republican Senator* Our Washington dispatches show that j would not throw a defiance at the President the ifsue between the President and the merely for fun. Jkiihkt sales are becoming fashionable. Krery man who has two Jerseys is very anxious for his neighbor to have one of them. Major Campbbu, Walucb had best jump tn the Covington and Macon road be fore it gets too big for tho coimnision to handie. • .Empkrob Wii.i.iam pays bis way upon the railroads when he travels, but the Exipe- ror’s Salary is considerably more than five dollars per da^ Tnr.r.a is no slavery in Georgia, nor in deed, in any other Beotion of tho Union, unless perhaps ws except New England's milling district Sullivan, the slugger, says he can knock out any man of tho name of Hmith in this country. The nbiqnitoua and wnltitndi- nous John Hmith will not stand this. Sul livan will bo slugged. Picrk I.onn.i.AKD, whose retirement from the turf is announced, is alleged to have a project for enclosing as a game preserve an enormous private park in Rhodo Island, Pete ovidontly intends to hnild a fence around the State. It is understood that President Cleve land's next communication to Congress will call attention to the lamentable coolness that exists between Connt Johannes Rock- away McLean and Princo Murat Halstead and request that an act of suppression bo passed in the interests of a long suffering public. Tusks is very little sense in attacking the honesty of tho officers of the govern ment who brought suit against the llell Telephone Company, while, by Bilcnce in reference to the published reasons for this suit. Bell's partisans practically admit that the reasons sro unanswerable. Ds. Smbadv, the editor of the Medical Review, laughs at tho recent hydrophobia scare; he declares that thcro havo only been three cases of genuine hydrophobia reported in the United Slates in the Inst ten years, and that be does not believe there has ever been a genuine caso in the State of New Jersey. Tan Georgia journals that cried “trea son” because the great and good Tilsouxau questioned the Democracy of the party's candidate for the Presidency in tho fall of 1881, do not regard it os treason to stand forth in 1886 and question tho Democracy of tho party's President. It is, as we have had occasion ere this to remark, a swl oil world. Tub unpopularity of prohibition is again shown in the vonllot of a Kansas jury, which, after a bitter fight on tho part of the Commonwealth, acquitted a saloon-keeper about the existence of whose saloon there was not the slightest doubt. As the case was a test case it is only nntural that the liquor men should rejoice and that tho pro hibition leaden should be correspondingly depressed. Under the stimulus of tho Ter- diot the old ssloons will how do bolder business and new ones will doubtless spring up. High license will come later on. Tout is the way tho wiiljwa do the pen sion business in loyal Michigan; “My hna- band was killed in the war,” an elderly woman was saying to Circuit Court Com. missioner Graves yesterday; “in 1868 went to work for Henry Allen, of Hastings, N. Y. He was a widower. I lmd a child in 1873. About this lime he and I went down to Mexico, ten miles away, to do some mar keting. On onr way home we Btcpped at a house, and Henry letl me into it. Henry took my hand in his, and we stood np be fore a man I didn’t know, and who said something I didn't understand antii he hud got through, when ho said; ‘Yon are now Mr. and Mrs. Allen.’ 1 hail no intention of being married, and didn't know the man was s justice. They told me I still had right to my pension as a soldier’s widow." Tbs New York Hun says: “The dog. bitten Newark boys, Willie Lane, Austin Fitzgerald, and Patsey Reynolds, who went on to Paris to be treated by Pasteur, are now on exhibition in s Bowery dime mu- seum. Five-year-old Eddie Ryan hasn't nr rived yet, bnt ho is due next Monday. When not on the platform as Paris curios! ties they^ire catting up all sorts of antics the museum. Patsey Reynolds, who vacci nated the French cook of the steamer Can- ada with a pin, wears s false moustache, and on the stage plays he is s villein. He's made s bean of No. 1 in the assemblage of red-haired girls. Willie Lane is learning points from Banco Johnny, end says he will turn cowboy ss soon u he gets out. Young Fitsgerald, who always wants to know ‘Why?* is growing tired of the con- dnement, and wants to breathe Newark air. He frequently puts on his overcoat, which his companions call 'a Half to go home.’ Pasteur’s patients go to Philadel phia next” St-nnti is distinctly joined. Under direc tion of the President, the Attorney-General declines to send any pipers co learning the removal of District Attorney Dnskin, after stating that the proper committee of the Benatc ia already in possession of the pa pers upon which his successor was appoint ed. We will endeavor to make the issue plain to our readers. Tho resolution which Mr. Edmunds had passed is worded in a very peculiar man ner. It callB for a report from the Attorney- General in regard to tho manner in which Mr. Duskin, who was removed, had con ducted the affairs of his office, and for such papers as may be on file in the department that bear upon his official record. Mr. Dnskin was selected becunse his record is one of the best of any of the government officials in the Sonth. He has been in of fice many years, and has the reputation of being an able, competent official. It is also claimed that there have never been any charges preferred against him, bnt that several reports of special agents arc on file commending bis official character and con duct. This man was selected for this rea son, in order to compel the administration to disclose the fact that such officials were being removed to mako places for Demo crats. The act of removal is not objected to, bnt tbo Republican Senators insist that Mr. Duskin should not ho permitted to rest under the natural inference of having been removed for cause. If tho Attorney-Gen eral will say there were no charges against Mr. Dnskin, tho judiciary committee will be satisfied. It appears to have escaped the attention of the newspapers that Attornoy-General Garland has already given a formal opinion declaring his belief that the President has a constitutional right of removal and that bis actions in tho exercise of that right must therefore be free from any power of review by the Benate. Being a right accru ing to him by implication of tho constitu tion it cannot be restricted by the Benate. This opinion of tho Attorney-General was rendered on December 29 in response to letter from the Commissioner of Internal Revenue transmitted to him by Secretary Manning. The case Mr. Garland was ask ed to examine was tbat of John A. Bull! van, appointed collector of internal reven ue for tbo Second distriet of New York on December 2,188S, to succeed a Republican who was suspended the same day. It some how happened that Mr. Sullivan did not complete his bond until December 10, af ter Congress met. This raised a delicate question ns to the status of the Republi can incumbent, who seems to have held that hia suspension was not complete 1 un til after Congress met. In considering tnis point, in his opinion Mr. Garland reviews the constitutional right of tho Frosident to remove civil offi cers whenever in hia mind such action seems proper. Until the enactment of the tenure-ot-offlee act of March 2, 1867, he de clares, it seems to have been virtually con- ceded by Congress that the President has the power to remove an officer, oven where his appointment requires the approval of the Benate, without asking that body's np- proval of tho removal. Ho quotes a de cision of the Snpremo Court [19 Peters, 190,1 to ihowjthnt the Supreme Court has accepted this legislative action as amount ing to a settled construction in favor of the power in question. Tho court says in this opinion; In the absence of all constitutional pro- ieion, or statutory regulation, it would scorn to be a snout! and necessary rule to consider the power of removal ns incidont to tho power of appointment." After referring to tho question of the Senate's approval being requisite, the court says: It was very early adopted as the practi cal construction of tho constitution that this power was vested in the President alone and anch would appear to have been the legislative construction of the constitu tion.” A significant feature in the opinion of the Attorney-General, however, is the marked distinction he makes between a removal and suspension. “This is not a case of re moval, but suspension," he says, and he quoted at length section 176 of tho Revised Statutes, under authority of which the sus pension was made. The opinion does not dilate at length upon the difference of effee in a removal as distinguished from a sun. pension, bnt indicates clearly enough Mr. Garland's opinion that they ore distinctly different acts. It is of considerable interest, therefore, that every Republican who has been put out of office by President Cleveland has been suspended and not removed. They were all suspended until ihe end of the next session of tho Senate, and same ltc- publican Senators make especial point of this difference. They say that even it the Senate has no right to ask papers relating to removals, it has unquestionably the right to oak for the papers on which was founded a suspension, which is by its very terms, as well as by the law under which it was made, dependent for permanent effect on the approval of tho Senate. If that ap proval is not given, they say the suspension ceases and the officer removed returns to his office. This is the cose as it stands. Tho Presi dent refuses to give the cause for the re moval of Duskin, bnt there must be some cause in hia opinion sufficient to warrant this action, fc _ it had been given oat that no removals would be made save for cause. What will the Senate do about it? What can the Senate do about it? It cannot force the President to disclose hia reasons, nor can Dnskin be helped in any way. HU successor may be rejected, bnt Dnskin U done for. What the Democratic party U moet in terested in, U whether thU U be a fight a I’ontraee. Sorely after confirming appointments un it the declaration of war is an earnest one, no more collusions may be expected between Democratic and Republican Sena tors and, the President being assailed ma le brought nearer to the party which elect ed him. The verdict of the people in November last was that there shou'd be a change in the material and machinery of the gov ernment. The President has been very slow in recognizing this fact, and it may bo that the attack of Republican Senators may enforce the popular judgment and drive the President towards those who alono can support and sustain him in this crisis. It will bo interesting to watch tho chances of fight or a foot race. Florida. Florida jnst now is passing throngh a purging process, that was inevitable. It will not sink under tho trial, but come forth stronger than ever. While many honest men who have invested their money there will temporarily suffer from being caught in bad company, they will in the end still be backed by the undeniable advantages which at last underlie the State's wonder- ful prosperity; we mean tho climate, the soil and the geographical situation. It is not the fault of these honest set- tiers that knaves have token advantage of the public interest in Florida to saddle up- on investors unfavorable loentions at high prices, and havo induced immigrants to sacrifice their health and savings in enter- prises that could not succeed. In nine cases out of ten tho people who have suffer ed from the operations of these land sharks hnve only themselves to blame in not in- vestigating in advance the property offered. In most cases they have gone in, not to make simply an honest living by the exer cise of simple business rules, but to take ad- ntage of an enormous rise and thus sud denly grow rich by the investment of o fen hundred or a few thousand dollnrss. While it is tins that some honest settlers have been deceived, it will be found that the majority who have suffered were people who expected to futten off of others that were to follow. In other words, there has been a gigan tic speculation in which the snekers, ns usual, have been bitten. Florida cannot be hurt by honest criti cism nor by facts. It is only such cartoons os Puck publishes, which libel the whole State, that can cheek her prosperity. There is something more than speculation in the wind when one sees flourishing towns spring up and establish them salves on sound business foundations in tr ot throe or four yenrs. Speeulal build railroads but it cannot and Florida is to-day uetl prosperous railway lines In! ties that were cut from trees 11 than flvo years ago. Speculation dnee peoplo in dolicato health to to Florida, but it cannot bring the: year after year, nor settle them in pleasant houses throughout tho State. Nor can speculation sustain palatial steamboats on ull navigablo waters in tho State, hotels as elegant as can be found in the country, and send forth freight enough to sustain ocean steamers, pluck from bankruptcy a railroad line to tho North fifteen hundred miles long, and pnt it upon a productive basis. It is useless to deny that there are un healthy sections in Florida. New Jersey has her fiats, Virginia and tho Corolinaa their great swamps, and the whole Western front of tho United States is largely un healthy marsh land. Bnt no one pretends that the Slates tlras marked are unfit for human habitation. So with Florida. The man who is fool enough to go into n swamp to build his home is the legitimate prey of speculators and ought not to thrust his sores under the publio nose. The whole trouble grows out of the irre pressible desire of peoplo to get rich with out labor. No Linn who wants to work for his living need tear to go to Florida, bo ought not to go without prospect of job unless he has some capital. Neithc-:- sliould ho go expecting to be met by a dele gation at the depot, banqueted and feasted uni lulled to sleep in a hammock. Ho most go to work. We venture to say that in no State in the. Union will he find tho conditions of life pleasanter or Bccnre better returns for his labor. If he has capital be can find com- munities on all Bides offering fine chances for investments. It he desires to enter into mercantile life, opportunities are plentiful. If, however, he ho not an honest laborer, bnt desirous of purchasing swamp land and becoming a shark himself, ho will find the profession somewhat overworked. Still all tho fools are not dead; probably they are not yet all born. A llrsve Congrcmen. It appears that Mr. Crisp, oneof the Rep resentatives from Georgia, has had the courage to raise his voice against the pro posed pension extravagance in Congtess. It required nerve to do this, for Congressman Reagan hnd been denoncced and insulted but a few days before for a similar protest. And Mr. Crisp himself is credited with, an unpleasant experience in the same con nection on a previous occasion. Friday nights are usually devotee! tn the passage of pension bills, and a mild pro test from Mr. Crisp was received pretty mneb ns the poking of a ripe hornets' nest would be, the interference with a setting goose, or an attempt to make a high license speech in a prohibition meeting. Upon the conclusion of Mr. Crisp's re marks, the House proceeded to pass fifty pension bills. The Georgia Congressman should not feel discouraged. The best sentiment of the country is behind him, and he will find men to follow and aid him. This pension flood cannot be stopped at once, no matter how much it may be damned, bnt the raid on the Treasury will have to cease, or some fine morning we shall find its hoarded treasures transferred to the pockets of a gang ot pension agents. Mr. Crisp deserves credit for his effort. Roialtv in these dayB does not exercise its own sweet will. Victoria bas been com pelled to request Gladstone to form a new ministry. How reluctantly she must have done this can bo understood when it is re- numbered that Gladstone warmly sup ported a motion that in effect criticized the Queen and upset the late ministry when a vote was reached, J. R. R. writes from Washington: “The Senate appears determined, on the Repub lican side, to force an issue with the Presi dent, nearly all of whose troubles come from civil service reform. Attorney-Gen eral Garland quietly cleaned out his depart ment, and won the respect, even of hia enemies, by frankly declaring that his re movals were to get good Democrats around him. Secretary Lamar proclaimed that the Interior Department is ‘an empire in it self.’ He is not the Emperor, however. His-realm is filled with Republican spies and informers, some ssid to be very near tho throne. They were afraid and obsequi ous at first, but now have grown bold, con fident and audacious. I would like to know how this administration can un cover frauds, when Republicans honey comb tbo whole civil service? Somebody has said that parties are divided into Plun derers and Grumblers; but the Old Guard of Democracy may be pardoned for growl ing when it beholds the baffled result of its victory. If tbo Republican Senate should resolved tohainper Mr. Cleveland unjustly, let the Democratic President, however re luctantly, turn out tho whole gang of of- ficinls now clogging him, and submit ns his only reason the common welfare of his government, not to say of his party. The man who wrote “Pinafore" should satirize, iu verse and music, civil service reform and have a comio opera of that kind exten sively performed in this country. Men of both parties are hypocritical on that sub ject. Perhaps Gilbert and Sullivan could help Congress and tho peoplo to laugh it out of existence or mako it amenable to common sense." velopment npon paper. The mere sugges j but ml a a him tower more grandly high— gestion of the possibilities that surround about him was transformed to gold onr canines is sufficient. Georgia is espe- ciallv fortunate in possessing already a Hil the deep knowledge how to live and die. * #•« * l ,.„t,,.t Calmly beuijniant, and superbly bold, standing army of dogs sufficient to prot .ct AU in( : orrU ptibic—un bought, unsold— her whole coast. Should war, tinder the A oteodfsot splendor ins otormyoky. new svstem. ever be forced on this people, the wtndsiuay rage, thefilghtenedcloudsbedriven to use's homely plantation phrase, the civ- ilized world may look out for the doggond- est army from Georgia that ever ravaged a * B teadfa«t splendor In a stormy heaven I —Paul Hamilton Hayne. Moat Excellent. J, J, Atkina, chief of police. Knoxville, Tenn writes: -My family and I are bmuflciariea of y 0 n P most excellent medicine, Dr. King a Near Discovery for consumption; having found it to be all thatyo* claim for it, denim to U stify to its virtue. My friends to whom I have recommended it, praiae it country or treed a foe. Shred* and Patches. One way to make the silver dollar popu lar would be to make it a dollar.—Philadel’ r ^ , ^ es * , v _rtrn. I friends to whom I have recommended it, prai«« There w a mistake somewhere, ine pro- * tever/ opportunity. mod legislation on the trade dollar is not Dr. King’* New Discovery Consumption guaranteed to cure Coughs, Cold*, Bronchitis posed legislation on the trade c ^ ^ for the purpose of retiring that vagrant I A*thmarCroup and every affection of Throat! Chetl coin. The trade dollar is retired already, * and has been for an age. The plan now is to give it a decent burial.—Philadel phia Press. ^ ^ It ia not necessary for a man to put a | a,,"*! thermometer in his mouth to ascertain if he has a cold in his head.—Picayune. There are several men out here in the wild and woolly West who are afraid M. j genuine Pasteur will discover a better remedy for snake bite than whisky.—Merchant Trav eller. Dr. R. O. Cotter. Discusc’ii of tho eye, ear, throat and com. Former* ly assistant for four year* to Dr. A. W. Calhoun, At- DENTISTRY—DR. 8. H. BARFIELD. No. 90>£_Mulberry Street, Macon, Georgia, Office hour*—9 a. m. to C p. m. » Conte and Kuffee pear tree*. m » " ti ANTE good*. Salary (75 per Month and Ex- .... penst'H. Canvassing outfit and particulars Bismarck’s affection for the United States Oo - M « But Fit* Jolm Porter’s tiue. It is difficult to understand how any just and sensible man can vote for a bill for the relief of Fitz John Porter, that docs not re store to him tho pay and emoluments of which ho has been deprived. This will not wipe ont the sufferings be has endured for years, it will not right the great wrong and insult put upon him, bnt it will show that the country can do justice to a citizen greviously wronged. If he is to be restored to the army it must be for the reason that he was nnjustly re moved. If he was nnjnstly removed, all that tho conntry can do will only be a slight acknowledgement of the cruel wrong in flicted npon him by had men. Ho will be satisfied perhaps to have tho stigma wiped from hia honorable name and record, bnt the country slionld not be satisfied with a restitution so paltry as compared to a wrong so deep and humiliating. Charles O'Con nor, in 1882, wrote to General Porter as fol lows: 'When, through the influence of a sup posed technical rule, tho F.xecutivo was ad vised to issue, and yon to accept n pardon, my Benso of justice Buffered a pang. How intense your pain must have been I will not attempt to express. I then directed your attention to a similar event in the career of Britain’s latest great naval hero, Cochrane, Earl of Dundonald. The old warrior has passed away; tho green sod of his native land covers all of him that was mortal. Bat his fame remains, his name is unfor- gotten; and it is said that the Imperial Par liament at its last session did all that human power could effect toward effacing the ‘undeserved stigma' inflicted on both by tho co-operative effect of falsehood and official misapprehension. The latter per sistently followed him, even to the hour which his honorable obsoquies consecra ted. “All pay and emolnments legally attach ed to his rank when he was mistakenly con victed have been awarded to his heirs. “The government recognizes a virtual continuance in service from that date to the time of his restoration. This was plainly just His enforced absence from duty was no fault It was, in fuct, a part of the in fliction unjiiBtly imposed nponhim. * Can the United States afford to bo less just to one of her soldiers, than England has been? Fitz John Porter’s case now concerns every citizen of this conntry. The Military Dog. The German government is to try the ex periment of training dogs to act os sentinels and the result will be watched with interest by the whole civilized world. If a dog can be made a good sentinel why cannot he be mode a good fighting soldier also? And if a good soldier, why, then, the problem of war is easy. ltut there are difficulties surrounding this idea that may not be surmountable. For instance, no matter how weH trained may be the German dog-sentin Is, the army may expect to be frequently called to arms in the still watches of the night to repel an in vasion by the new moon. No amount of training can teach a lonesome dog that Lnna is not a mortal enemy. And there will be times when the sentinel-dog, under the im pulse of a sentimental and romantic nature, will wander out beyond the picket line and become for tbe time being af little service to his country. We apprehend that no amount of military training, no love of fatherland, no pride of station, will ever serve to keep the canine vidette faithful when from serosa I ha vale floats on the evening breeze the ■cent of broiling ham. Perhapa when war goea to the dog*, in tbe future that natur ally suggests itself as a Jesuit of successful experiments in the direction the German mind ia taking, the frying pan to the wind ward may become a powerful factor in the rise and fall of empires. The subject is too Teat for complete da is only surpassed by bis satanic majesty’s love for holy water.—Washington Repub lican. The continued use in the Legislature, of the expression, “a negro in the woodpile," is not desirable. Iu tbe Massachusetts Legislature, where true culture prevails, they always put it, “a colored gentleman amid the fuel."—New Orleans Picayune. John Russell Young says that Bismarck and Ben Butler look alike. That’s pretty rough on Butler and Bismarck.—Lite. Fellow-citizens, let ns not bo unduly alarmed. There is at least one portion of this land of ours which tho voracions Bis marck will not seize. Even he wouldn't touch Ohio with a forty-foot pole.—Louis ville Courier-Journal. If a man could he bitten by a mad dog and not know it he would not have hydro phobia. The difficulty is in not knowing it.—New Orleans Picayune. With money, come poor relations; with property, taxes; with tho winter, pneu monia, and with the summer, cholera and base ball.—Peoria Journal. Word comes from Cincinnati that tho zo ological garden in that city is financially embarrassed. Evidently Halstead and Mc Lean should ho pnt into this zoological garden. Their hair-pulling matches are too strong for it as an outside attraction.—Chi cago Times. Evangelist—What are the prospects in HOW TO SPECULATE jjhagjkjfo L-jap' J, EDWARD GOVE & Co., BpPKERS and BROKERS. ■ No. 1331 f STREET, N. W„ Washington; d. C. 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Money is oasier with us than it has been for j some time.—Life. No,” said a physician, “Dr. B is not I a partner of mine. Wo often consult to gether and attend to each other's business | in cape of i partners.” “1 see,” was the reply, “he is what you might eall simply an accomplice.” —Lowell Citizen. find gambling house in the moral city cago. They must have been attracted thcro I syth Sb,~At5ntu! Gn. under the impression that a down-town prayer meeting was in progress.—Chicago Times. Mr. Jacob Bolander, of Cincinnati, hav ing named a new-born boy baby John Sherman, has been greatly gratified by an dltAwlt PRIZE Neml nix cent, for postage. so3 receive fiee a coetljr box of Roods which will help sit of either eex, to more money riRllt swsy then snythinR else ia this world. Fortunes swsit tho workers aheolatslj inre. Terms usUed free. True A Co., AuRuete, novSwly Jj’AltMTTVVANTtli—OWNtltK OF FARMS. LABOR small. dssltlnR to sell them or parts of them, antograpli note, dated January 20, in the will *1° well to rend mo minute descriptions. ‘ ,,, . nether with lowest prices, both forcash and '.vice President h t'lmmhcr. in which John ....... 11...... ....i.... _{11.. .. ... ...i Vice Presidents Chamber," in which John Sherman sends “bis kindest regards to tho mother and r, kiss to the baby.” Mr. Bo- lander is pleased, but not surprised, since he supposed John Sherman would send something. Mr. Sherman's liberality promises to beggar him in due time.—N. Y World, Dropped Stitches, "I know," said Jackson, “that I swear a great deal, bnt you see I have such a flow of language that I am necessarily compelled to put a dam in now and then to steady the current.”—Merchant Traveller. The Chinese Minister at Washington is over sixty years of age. Tho only English* sentences the Minister con use are "How do you do?" “Good by,” and “Champagne is good." He is now wrestling with tho question, “Set ’em up again.”—Troy (N. Y.) Press. "What is a fashionable hotel?" “One where you get what you don't want and have to pay for what you don’t get"—Ho tel Mail. “That's right, girls! When you go to the opera and wear your new evening full dress or undresa or whatever it is, always stand up between the acts and turn aronml so everybody cag see how it looks in the hack." - Philadelphia llullitin. Miss Joy—“Madam, Mr. Foster has come to take me for a drive. May I go, Bfadatu?" Madam—"Yon know, Miss Joy, the rules of Vassar do not allow it, unless you are en gaged,—are yon engaged to Mr. Foster.” Miss Joy (doubtfully)—^“N—no, but—if yon will let me go I shall be by the time we get back.’’—Life. Hans—“Vot means dot ven dose Amcri- cancrs say dot a man has some cheek, or some galls, eh?" Fritz—“I dells how dot vas. Some times ago I lends my friend Schmidt one hundert dollars. He bays me not a cent pack; so I prings suit dot Dis trict Court in, und I vins my suit. Den Schmidts he comes to me mine office in. “He prings you dot money pack?” “No mooch, for he wanted me lend him $50 more to bay his lawyer and dose costs. Dot ish vot dose Americans calls some checks and galls."—Texas Siftings. Buell ten's Amies Salve. The beet sslve In tbe world for Oats, Bnlese, Ians, Vleere, Hell Khettm, Fever Homs, Tetter (/hepped Ilends. Chilbleine, Cone, end ell skin Eruptions, end positively cures Piles, or no psy re. paired. It le Rderastccd to *lve perfect onUefoctlon. or money refunded. Price 3S cents per box. For •tin by tamer, keck la a lamer. unto. IJon't write, unlcs you ore wiUltiR to sell st rroennohle flRUrce, se tbo buyers I bsve ere not tbs sopsllcd "wcsltby northern men." It. H. KNAPP. Heel K«tste Agent. Atlsnts. Os. jsnlawdt. See nntl VP. « kimatir *1 kMM* quirltty r lull'le-Jflilb.a'ttf^^tlTfiltwll* 1 Dr. J. M. Buchan it Son KASTMAN, GEORGIA. 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