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THE MACON WEEKLY TELEGRAPH: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1886.-TWELVE PAGES. STJUA TELtiilKAJ?Jti, tlK.U >D ITUT DAT W THE TSA* ADD VEZELV BY TH1 . •!firr»pti and Meesaiurer VuMishin* Co.. nv Mulberry fltwt Macon. Oa. TIa Dauy ia CiUniwi uj crrtore lx. 11m tlty cr B -ad pwtMt free to mhw'nbtjn, for II por IQ rth.|9.E0t ti three months, {5 tor «ti mouth,, Ml 10 a year. ■ -1» waaalt U mailed to eubecrlberi, portage M, At II.M ATfAT ADit 7» cent! for •!» month,. Tianrient adveritramentr-vrlll be taken for the ■ |j .1 ft per square of 10 line, or leee for the M .t rejartlnn, And EO cent* for eecb mbeeqnent lo- | itHoD. end for the Weekly et f 1 for eech lnrartlou. HoUoei of death,, funeral,, montage, end blrthr, fl* Selected coinranulcatton, trill not be returned. Oorreepondeuoe containing Importent newe end ilicoMlc oe of living topics le eollclted, but mnitbe gti,f sad trritten opou but one ride of thepeperto have Attention. Bexnllttnoee should be mode by express, posts! ■tte, money order or reftstered letter. Bureau l?H Peechtree street ah oorumunlcAtions should be Addressed to THB TELEGRAPH, Mscon, Os. Homy orders, ohechs. etc., should be mode pejA HI |t H. 0. Uassos. Manager. The Lonievillo Connsr-Jouraul still re mains faithful to ‘ 'Old Saddlebogs Joe.” It nay a: If Grover Cleveland be not the next Democratic nominee for the Presidency, he ■will be a Western man.” Tna rnmor that Senator Jones is going back to Florida is probably premature. lie is going to abandon his Detroit lady love long enough to run over and warm himself in the 8t. Paul's ic« palsce. The friends of General Bragg claim that the Postmaster-General used all bin .infill enoo to defeat him. It was known several months since that Goneral Bragg and Gen oral Vilaa did not love each other for the enemies they had made. The Saulsbnry, N. 0., Herald floors a great wrong with this partgrsph: “At present onr people wear shoes made by con viol labor in competition with our honest attisans. They have to walk over the roughest, worst kept roods that disgrace any civilized community. Let ns turn around and give the Bhoemaking to free men aud the building of roads to the convict.” of] This comes from a truthful and liad' irg journal of Atlanta: “Prohibition has most positively done our oity considerable damage. We have refrained from publish iug the extent of the damage for four that it would damage us more. Mow, don't say anything about Atlanta flourish ng nndcr the benign influence of prohibition or we will be lorcod to publish some facts whieh we dislike very much to publish.” The Now York Star, after announcing its adoption of the eight page form, says: “It will not pretend to what is oalled indepen dence in journalism. For independence in practice seems to be nothing except an occasional betrayal of the principles tho in. dependent journal professes, and the fre quent desertion of the mkn whom the inde pendent journal has aided in plaelng in poiitions of responsibility with diflleulty.'' Ye am ago a poor HltltqlrUhmuu with hia chin ornamented by a goatee and hia lan guago by a brogue as rioh as maple syrnp landed on these shroee and began to dig coal for a living near Lonaeoning, Md Time paueil, our young Irishman roio in the estimation of hit comrades and after wbilo his rich brogue was heard in the Leg. islature. To day every letter that goes oat of bis native town bean in pnrple ink tbe words, “Lonaeoning, Md., P. Carroll, P. hiwreathed In a circle. Yon can't keep on Irishman down. The Democrats Is tbs next Congress will severely fee) tbe sbeenoe of the lion. N. J. Hammond, of the Eifth (Atlanta) district of Oaorgla, who bss fatten n eacrlOco to tbs doctrine of rotaion. Dur ing bis term of service Hr. Hammond bee achieved an enviable reputation as n legislator. Though bt seldom takes part In tbe rough end tumble ordinary debate ha le n leader end an authority on Important Jnllclal questions, which ba dlecueaea with great tborooghneaa and activity. A man well equipped tor Tuloable public eervlce ought not to be permitted to remain tong In retirement— Philadelphia Record. Goodltecord, kind Record, it wng the rotation of the ring that fixed Mr. Ham mond. PaaaiDEXT Diaz says of the Cutting case “I refer to the matter of the American journalist, which has already come to onr knowledge by publications made in the Diario Official. We moat congratulate our. selves that la suih an emergency the dig. city of the government and the good name of the country could be saved without serious conflict, thanks to the prudent and strictly legal conduot of the courts and an thorities of the State of Chihuahua, ea well as to the good sense of onr people end the government of the United States, which, when better informed, did not insist in demand, which gave rise to this transient difficulty." “Gath” has evidently got the Joe Brown aud the John Brown pikes mixed, for be writes: "By far the largest proportion Brown's pikes were shipped off to tbe Sonth by Floyd daring Buchanan's admin istration, and daring the Utter days of the war, when the Confederates were ont arms, money and credit, these pikes and quantity of eoythes were used to arm Texas regiment, from which they were cep tnred and stored at Mount Vernon, Ala. arsenal, which was bnrned above them, and the government then sent them to Rock Island, Ill., arsenal, to be rolled into new iron; bat the rolling mill not being pet into operation for years, tho pikes and rusted in a heap of condemned iron till I identified them, and obtained a special order from the Secretary of War throngh the aid of Hod. Hiram Price, of Davenport, authorizing Colonel D. W. Flagcltv to them to me.” “Crop” Hit as wax U again buffering from • leak of water. In hU latest address he quoted an laying: "The n.en who fonght againet ns daring tha war are still paroled prisoners. Some of them teem to forget The Divisions to Come. A Western journal says that "it is a e’ear case that the F.ist and tho Weat of this re public are drawing apart. Their interests conflict in so many ways and the hearing of the absorbing East is becoming so offensive the producing West, that the bitterness increases year by year." It were well indeed if the feeling indicated the lines quoted was merely sectional jealousy aud capable of beiDg healed ty wise legisUtion. But it is because tho in terests of the two groat divisions of this country conflict that the feeling exisU, and laws can reconcile them. It is an interesting story—the futuro of this great republic, bounded by the two great oceans and practically by the torrid and frigid zones, and now filling np with people of every race and religion of the world. Looking forward a hundred years human miud cannot determine with any degree of probability what will be the re sult of this experiment with conglomerate millions sewn broadcast over such vast stretches of territory. At present the very race differences which hold these people apart undoubtedly holds the Union as a government more closely together. It may be that this situation will furnish protec tion for many years to come; we think it But what will be the result when this great people by intermar riage, education and association shell have become indeed a nation, when ideas shall have become concentrated and whut might bo cnlied Luo mural oeutiudgr.i prin ciple has ceased? Clearly the first resnlt, already foreshadowed in legislation and sec tional demand, will be a division of the country bused upon the laws of self-interest, production, of manufacture, of trade and olimato—a division in whieh like will join with like. The real sections will then limited practically to two, and divided sharply by the Apalachian range and ronghly the Mississippi river. Tho East will in clude the whole Atlantio and Gulf coast What is now tho South and North will be come one in interests, snd the centre of population and manufactures will be sonth New York. Tho division of the Sonth and North was based upon an artificial law. The South's system of slavery separated tho two sections, and it continued nntil borne down by tbe real laws of trade, oli- mate, manufactures aud production, an event hastened by the rapid settlement of the West. Theswift obliteration of the feel ing engendered by the war is due more the operation of these laws than to any characteristics of the people lately in con flict. Trade, manufactures and interests that are reciprocal rather than conflicting have filled in the bloody chasm nntii it is now shallow, indeed. There can hardly he a close anion between two great sections situated upon the same parallels of latitude, where in one are the ports, the coal, tbe ootton lands, the ores, the farms, the tim her and consequently the manufactures and in the other, tho great pastures and grain lands. Emigration is along these of latitude, tbeae climate lines, and here the straggle begins. Their interests in stead of being reciprocal are bound at last to conflict. Tbe laws that suit mann- failure*, the system of hanking that makes them profitable, do not always meet the needs of an agricultural section. It has been the rale the world over that the con flict between ininufaotnrlng and ngticul tnral districts ia always on hand and open, Undoubtedly, in the coming division the East will occnpy the better position. It will be obliged to rely upon the West only for its meat and grain, for which it will pay price* to suit itselt pretty much, for these products are necessarily forced upon the market. For all else it has, through its porta, the world to trade with,while iustesd of being limited to one market or ita agents, a* the West mast practically be, it can scat ter ita goods in every country. Ita ship*, ports, manufactures and great line* for freight will bnild it up in itrength *a these advantages have bnilt up England. It is pleasant to reflect that of all Eastern sections that which is now called the Sonth has the choice of position. With all tbe advantage* of the remainder, baa tho land to make it independent in the matter of food, the ooal and timber for ita manufacturers and the great crop of the world, cotton, to keep the balance cf trade in its favor, and develop it* rail and ship ping line*. . The ideas roughly hewn may be better expressed at soma early day. If, for the present, they encourage onr people to look more hopefully upon the future of these State* of the South, they will have accom plished enough to justify their expression. ont l this f thin % Tobacco la iicortg a. Tho State Agricultural Society has tent the following circular: Atlaxta, Oa„ September 17tb, 1886. Dear Sir: dcA'rs to Impress spoil all who have recently commenced the cultivation of tobacco In Bute for market, tbe ircportauoe of proper care harvesting and curing the crop. The profit! of crop depend hugely upon the mannor in which work Is done, and the prices nry accordingly, from amounts that barely pay the coat of cultlva- to snch as are highly remunerative. The son-cured leaf, at wholesale rale, brings only three cents per ponnd, while that which Is cared by tbe line process commends from twelve to fifteen cent! per pouod. may be well to suggest hero, with reference to future crops, that the farmers of a neighborhood might nulte in the construction of barns, provided with improved fumveee, where the product of single forms will not seem to Justify snch expendi ture, and also, if necessary, In employing an expert M anperintend the preparation of the crop for the market. Snch person might superintend the work twelve or fifteon farms. The climate and many of ths soils of this State well suited to the crop, and It hsa been demon- stmted, in the opinion of experienced mtnnfactur- that nothing Is needed but a proper skill In the manipulation of the crop to produoe a quality In this State of the highest grade, hence if for want of proper ha- dllng in the preparation tor market the present crop should fall to be remunerative, we ebould not bo discouraged, hat persevere until that skill Is attained in curing as to produce such ra the crop gives promise. Directions for harvesting, caring end preparing crop for market are given In the manual bacco Culture, published by the Department of Ag riculture. Coplee of this manual will be euppltcJ, demand, to the farmers of this Slate, who are engaged In the cultivation of the crop for market. Very truly. J. T. flEmmantv, Commissioner of Agricultui The results of the experiments with to bacco in Georgia this year are awaited with mnch interest, and it is important that those who have made them furnish the De partment of Agriculture with the data upon which to base auoh a report as will be of value to the State. Those who have em barked in the enterprise are requested to state the cbaractertif the soil used, diame ter of ita original growth, length of time it has been in cultivation, tbe kind of crops grown and amount of fertilizers used upon the same land in 1881, the preparation of the soil for the tobacco crop, length rows and distance between hills each way, the namo of the brand of fertilizers used, if compost, the proportion and char actor of the ingredients need and method of composting, and the seasons, with their effect npon the erop. If this information is carefully secured, a report based upon it will give just tho in- formation needed by all sections. Many men well versed in the enltivation of to bacco are of the opinion that Georgia has plenty of land that will produce abundantly the best varieties. Commissioner Henderson makes a good suggestion with reference to the caring of tho tobacco leaf, viz; tho employment of an expert ny a neighborhood. Why not ex pand the idea and let the neighborhood am ploy an expert to teaoh the cultivation of tobacoo, as well as the curing of it? Such a man, any a successful North Carolina tobac co miser, could easily anperintend the cnl tivation of a doz-u crops and at the same time teach the land owners the proper methods. The expenses of such a men wonld not be large, divided among twelve planters, and wouid not bo incurred the econd year. tof i sell The Financial and Mining Record goes for Henry Clews, and the stock board, relation to the Georgia bond business, in this way: "In essence and purpose therefore what is asked of the New York Stock Exlbsnge is the very worst form of boycott, for it is barefaced assertion to the people of Geor gia that they shall not sell their bonds hen in New Y’ork, however buttressed they msyba by the faith and pledge of tbe State, until the people of Georgia shall forced to pay that which they say they do not owe! If anch a step as this, so strennously and potentially urged npon the Stock Ex- change, be not an application of tbe boycott, there is no snch thing as logic. And if the Stock Exchange can lawfully be made the instrument of the purposes of tha men behind the above quoted paper, then it plain that than is a law, and a vary differ ent one, in New York for boycotting, administered by the common herd of bakers and car driver*, from boycotting as admin istered by bankers and stock exchanges. -Von* rttmi. tit. Thb people of Pensacola. Fie., are appeal ing to tbe Secretary of War to send them Gerooimo. Jf it ia the policy of the govern ment to kill out these In-liana, the Secretary abonid send the chief along. He wont long at Pensacola. Another F-agellntlon. The tears of the Constitution are not | —Omahx World- dried end the ueat of its trousers have hardly resumed their normal conditions, after the flagellation administered by Hoke Smith, Esqr., when its truenlence and im- rticence has provoked Editor Walth to , . , T ,, . . “How t>elo-p," and gives along, scientific formula punish it severely. In tho face of years of | f or mduclng .trap. Whaf. the matter rtth“ml the devoted service upon the part of tbe Angus- ] to chnrch? - Burdette, ta Chronicle, the Constitution, after drinking blood of tbe smelliog its breath, in dulged in this brilliant little bon mot; ‘Charleaton'A misfortunes, ax a city, will fall and Maurice Bernhardt, In a Buenos Ayres telegram, loto inilgniflcsnce beside tha mammoth wreck I m * nti mis his mother as “Mademoiselle ms mere " that bis pickle: 'Ac climate of Atlanta la Injurious to tbe mind well as lo the body, and It la dangerous for a man to live there. The people have variona die- She—"Say, Ooorge, when are you coming again?" eaaesthat are contagions. There la no doubt of 1—“Oh. I'll be here Monday night” She—“Say, their raging In epidemic form at all seasons of the | aeor S •• can’t yon come before Monday?"—Life, year. Atlanta people may deny It, but it Is true that they are auhject to miasma and malaria, aril-1 bm'twentydoHara for'l" 11111 ° f ““ ttie from <-th„ anii-1 pi.a,—, .... I hut twenty dollar. for my sermon." Second mini.. from "the solid Piedmont escarpment" upon t« r —-.wi, v r ...u,-- „ .... which,hectityu host Chill, and fever a,an af- ~ fl fit frnm thll MlttA ranaa. TnmMItw nf tha live* I J UbWOUi diet from the same cause. Torpidity of the liver, barbers’ itch, boils, ring worms, pimples, coughs, It is decided by a Kentucky coart that if * young neur lgls, rheumatism, gout, csrbuncles, bono fel-1 ^7 brook an engagement she must return what on*, sore throat, milk leg, snake and deg bites and I her l° ver gave her. We sincerely trust tbat the innumerable other diseases are constantly preval* I court &»*» ice cream and oystsr stews,—Nee Haven ent in epidemic form in the city of Atlanta—built Xow- upon the "solid Piedmont encarpment” Men can work in Atlanta all the year round-ex- now?” Motherless boy—"No, mum." Mrs. Mulll- oept when there is a convention or when the Legls- gan—"Well, me boy. whenever yon feel the want of lsture Is in session when all the population turn a good licking come to me and I’ll be a mother to out to nominate or elect an Atlanta man Governor yon."—Boston Journal. United Htates Senator—or go on to Washington to appoint — jrssr district judge. 4 sorry for Atlanta. It pains ns to mention these things, but it is but J ust to say that while At lanta is so sorely afflicted it ha< an Infallible reme- for the cure of all its ilia in the rests in Atlanta decay. There is cr-neolation in this reflection. All young I day.—New Orleans Picaynne. cities meet with reverses. Atlanta has been grow* ing too fast. It needs rest It needs above all A Burlington man complained at a restaurant be- ...... . i a .. a .. I caUM foond a button in his soup. The waiter hing. to sober up Id order to take a freah .tart In ^(.aed Um by , UUog th P buttou , tha raco far i<mninf>ri<U1 annramane n ...ria.,t I .. . . . ° * i uuiwui tu lh ' r ‘™ f 1 " comm "“ 1U “f - their aonp an that thay eonld button It np and keep prohibition. It la good for Atlanta. Religion will | u .Arm.-Burllmrtoa free Pre„. ‘ ad then AtUnta will be happy, come on apace Aud the Chattanooga Tituen, which has ^ What nonsensei" exclaimed Brown, looking been standing off and admiring the scrim-1 * ho b ‘" 0< tm: "* ta * d ° th *? w “* 10 * m ‘» u , . r . this French fort" "Why,” replied Fogg, vl think mage, drops the very who remark: I.. ... v ^ Atlanta to tbe prohibition vote; tbat was but incident to aud of the phenomenon that always transpires when a town or balloon baa been over- blown with business wtnd-csrbonic gas or hot Air | “"i ** u “ w “* particularly those of hasty -there le a rip up the eldo or an explosion, accord* temper. Do you ever .wear, young man?" lug ai tho surcharge la very heavy or only moder-1 !![’ 1 don .^ *** ,h ® "Dm * proofreader. at.iv .1,. I 1 " th«oth-r fellow* that do the .wearlng.''- vere hut salutary lesson to Charleston. Th-1 editor was Just about to state that bo didn't oity authorities cannot be responsiblo for poetry, when the young lady produced a beautiful the foundations of tbe city, in a mud hank, I zeMenroilofbutter. Itwa. accepted with thank,.— between two rivers, but they ought to be Burlln « ,on f ' rM Dress A Chimes for Judg, Cl.rk, to Charge. Judge Marshall J. Clarke, of Atlanta, when hs faced his last grand imiueat, was suffering so much from a bowed down aonl that, to the negloet of instructions laid down in the code, he was compelled to charge right on Macon. If the learned judge can spare a moment we will anggeat a cone npon which he can do a little charging that may result in good nearer home. Several days ago a demented woman, on route to the lnnatio asylum, was so brutally treated by those in charge of her os to call forth indignant protests from those who witnessed the outrage, and oomments from the press. The CartersviUe Courant, allud. ing to this case, aays: From Mr. Cunyn, we have tt that tha treatment did not wholly com, from llarrl, or hlnuolf, bnl •ay, that th, poor lnnatio waa maddened by the ruUilese handling of tho poliooman at the earebed In Atlauta, who, ho aaye, treated her ahamefnll) Wr. Cuny ua acknowledged that the husband of the woman atrnck bar allghtly *\o conquer her,” bat for hlmeelf ho did not strike her a lick. He la vary anxious for an tnvasligation, and doss not faar tho result of ono. It wilt be seen that Mr. Cnnyua, a deputy United States maisbal, says tbat the outrage was perpetrated by a policeman under the earthed at Atlanta. This is in the very bailiwick of hia Honor, the charging Jmige Marshall J. Clarke. In deed, tbe offense seems to have been com mitted under the nose of his rampant jndge- ehip. Probably if he will gather his grand jury together again and recharge them, including this ease, the bra tea who maltreated this unfortunate and helpless woman may properly punished. This is a circumstantial cate. Tho offense ia located, the party making the aasaul and the chief wiineese* to the outrage. We shall see, if his Honor and his grand jury are as much concerned about crime in their neighborhood as elsewhere. And while Judge Marshall J. Clarke is a charging humor, suppose that he make aortic on tbe quart jug of tha Atlanta beer garden, and if it will not entirely exhaoat hia Honor, he might instruct the grand jury to look np the three Chinamen who ran an opium joint in Atlanta, and who kid napped a good littia boy and took him the den on the Sabbath. Perhaps, too, the James bank failare might bear a little charging, as the officers of tbe law seem never to have noticed When fully recovered from the fatigue inci dent to tbeae suggestions, we have several more of the uni sort with which to load bln charging honor. live Sr. Joint got $50 per speech for thirty speeches in Maine. Prohibition perform antes do not pay as well ths evangelists' arcuses. " Wsli, I think It's tuns m kings had a trado onion.' A oorraipondeot writes lo know If 13 ri really on unlucky number at table. Dear air. thri depends .a the alia of tho roast.—Burlington The Medical Beconl discusses tho question, POLITICS AND The Saulsbnrya ttti io*; n „ *. 1 «ter Iilics - being written n 1 . A by R n' I ^ 1 ’ ® f C °M>, eral eastern papers as a vio££ £!?,!' Tho young woman who fills her sllpprr full cf earthqnnke champagne for her admirers to driuk at Whlto Sul phur Spring! this season, must ba getting on In year,.—Boeton Herald. uesiuo mo uimuioia wtock A. swam xu» me threaten! AuguaU'l commercial founds-1 xnreild have hia life insured in an accident c pany.—Now Oilcans Picayune. Whereupon Editor Walsh reaches nnder It ls aald that tha l»dy who wrote -la toe Gtoam - Of ChS££ U a°h^r“« n ^k U, ot ^ e ; d »y. "pointed with 2SSSf ,hd to placate a hostile DemoJnU?* 2u^*1 that State who opposes Mr u C t- | didacy for the Senate Barnurn » debk, and draws these rods from tho I inR f 3 . ,l W oat of it. There &ro * good many young iadleii woo sing It and do not seem to mako much out of lt.-Nvw Haven Kows. The Galveston News is say of the Texas Prohibition good ticket," “everv ro '„ .* Sene, from door. Tima, la o'clock Sunday night. randidmeT" Pr ° hibiti ° n * “» The Ohio Democrats arc , trate all their energies in trying 8 £ Lieutenant-Governor K*nned» re grass, and so punish him for ai,L„ • aC 8 cX frU " dUleU AiD Tho Savannah News sums n D th. a; wsBBBaaSSS tons to suppress the whisky traffic bV foroe of public sentimeut," bj Airs. Mulligan—“And so yon have no mother Alternately every Governor of OalifoJ for the past twenty years has been a IhT .man or a Democrat It is altsJxH railing next lime, end the Democrat feeling blue, although of course 1^“ ' strain nt to I,rest- ehS rgSr&IMl^ 7 ’ hara nominated excUloM^u JoTgo^' piano. To quota his own words, *Eet shock* my nerv* ”—Boston Tranicrlpt. Tbe Moroslnl episode will teach coachmen * of the gre«t I They will see the folly of eloping with the B. 8. remedy which flourUhe* while other into- ro ®»»tlo daughters of millionaire*. The CUude Melnotte bnalnea* ls not pr*ctlc*l at the present it very appropriate.” "And why *o?” "Simply to Wo do ni>t attribute tho decided slewing down of match tho foreign matter In th. food/'-Boxton Transcript "There aramany temptation* to profanity beaet- A L'uon for tkarlmtoD. PilUbnrg Dlapatch. Tire recent earthquake will prove ase-1 T* 1 Ju, 1 ‘ d “ , “ d ® ff '”“ ld , k t l , 1 . ww. . — | Diixoni mtlden, a* she entered the sanctum. Th* held responsible lor the buildings that may An old soldier who hi. had both logs amputated be r. paired and erected. A letter from that oomptalna of a violent sick headache. "What do city to the Sarannah New* aays: you *dvi*e, doctor?” he lnqulrod of the pbyaictan Now that tbe work of palling down building* i* I who b#en '** *hould recommend making norne progreaa, the fact has been revealed I * w * rm fo°tbath immediately,” returned tho man that Charleston hM been the homo of tho "Bndden •olko” The mortar naed in the construction of of wisdom.—Freuch Wit . . . - . Tho poUco arrrat a vagabond and bring him bo- moat of tho bnildlnga baa been simply made of yel- fore tho magistrate, who demands sternly, ”Wb»t Washington Star: Tho latest report. Appointment Clerk Higgins-th.t bo made chief of the secret «Jlc‘ ffi,U -like many others that have been cir! ed about him. beems to be without f tiou. Secretary Fairchild denies it. ,< '''.“Sf" “J* it is not true. Mr ?M‘V ,ald ’ w ] Uea , a " ked about the nut] that be woodered at the papers publishil such silly things. Mr. Hrggins ri cent tng his office very quietly of late, affix probably continue to du so. There aDrei to be no probability of his getting other position. Mr. Brooks, chief of neural service, resigned, by request, a I time when most of the old bureauc& c were displaced, but his resignation I never been acoepted, and probtbly will be. ob he is considered to have ce’’-'n the service moat creditably. St. L-iuia Spectator: Colonel IV. R. J nson has been renominated for Cot over in Illinois, and now I want to whether he will be re-elected. The time be ran he was opposed by an named Needles, who did not make a i canvass or leave n deep impression o voters of the Eighteenth district, time, I wot me, the Republicans intend shave Horizontal Bill closely, for they It fonnil a prospective candidate who t ~ “’o ve any of the Republican sheep ni •Jt-hu Baker, late minister to VeurattelAl man no 1ms distinguished than Ci' M * son, will be tho nominee of the It convention. He will make no iuc, tonition, for being an eloquent sneaker a, laving served two termB in Congress, 1 lo engineer a campaign, Coi,J liill will not rleep so many nigbU at I I'lantjm' House ax he did when ha wud lying wi.h Needle. low dirt mixed with a little lima. Tito chlmnej. I were you doing at each a tale hour .trelciied ont ! b *“' 0t tb * ,hlokn,! “ of ““ width | ona beech in a public promenade?" -Ah. 7o«r (not the length) of an ordinary brick, anil in wanj I Houor, I waa onlyawaltlng the solution of tho Bui- cam tte walls of houm have been built of bate I garlan problem.''—Parte Paper. loosely thrown In between tho outer and Inner altsa of tho walla. In many lnstancM ths utterly wretched First amatenr-I think It might ba well to hire character of the work hat been expoaed by tbe I lll ° comedian, lo coach u. In our rehear- earthquake. The board of englncre who are on* I llilIi ' B * caod amateur— Oh, do, 1 hats thee, acton gaged In examining th, building, have expressed I wbo * b * nk tb ?y know all about acting. Pint their absolute horror at the character of Uto work I » BI »t» l,r -Tbai'* ao; I don't believe, alter all. that .xpmwd to them. Tho Craft aohool. a largo building, .noted two cr I iU ^ biU waut a uxu who know, anything about it Hires years ago, .coma to ba almost entirely “Von look thoughtful to-night, Dumley,'' re wracked, owing, as tha anglnaon an reported to I narked Featherly. ea ha atretchad himself on th, have aald (bat not published), to the wretched ms-1 bed. “Yea," sighed Dumtey. "1 have Just got terlal of which It waa constructed and tire faulty I note from the landlady.” -What does aha anj)' manner of Ita construction. Of course there are ox-1 " IMl * “J* • “nit pay my .back board at onca or her cepllon,. bat the development, of th, earthquek. I d»“ghUr wtu aue me for breach of premia*, are not at all creditable to many of tha builder, and thinking what I’d bettor do."—Naw York Hun. contractor,. Whether tble wa, owing to Ignorance I or ot-erwlso la a question. Evan now 1. Ut. repair. | ^ 1“ te ^ Znte niT, *‘' h ‘ going on hoops of th. aame yellow clay can bo mu OY . rh „„, out of which contrectma are mieineni -7 ri, overboard th. following gwip about tham: -It wa. fit™ »P ihw habit if h* kn.w th.Vltt enotUv p however, are exceptional earn, most of tho con-1 if^.Tii tho^rt.hl’waT’i “"“J COTr1 ' , . . .. I AIIer »u. the right way ta to marry for leva— tractor, using only gravel, cement and lima. Th. u „. , h J 7 ,or ,u ™— Imon of th. earthquake ,1U doubtlm be utilised “ ” re, *? b . t^ “ , »" l ' d by tho city connrlland an ordinance paaaad regu- STKvenir,,, * “ d laling the uu of bnllding mstarlal. This will, in a measure, explain the preat day Evening Spectator. An Irishman who waa ono of tho paasengere on damage done to dwelling* and bniiUMta I P *“ n ln '“ , ‘* d t"' “hlbt w« relating a atory k — J , I a friend. Juxt at tha crtUcal moment tha coodi honram Good mate,iri. and talthful work- ‘m^hte u TZ men are needed now. And other citiesahonld profit by the lea- Irishman Jumped from hia mt and posing In a Hn'.Uveu attltnde, flared at «vwypamngar ash, raid: "Idon'tknow son which Charleston bos received. We all >ha lt Lut 1 ken Itek th* blackguard that know what earthquakes can and bare done. ” n,,hM cll *,tnut b«U on my joka."—Pituburg None of us know whst they may do. Every I incorporated town should have an officii ^T^^pp^rng^ro^rreL.^ra or a commission to see tbat cheap and arixml and held by the •wttchmu. who eald flimsy buildings are not added to the aoei-1 him: “What are yon trying to do that fort" "Lot dents that may come from storms and fire*. “* dte - 1 •“ ponnltora-hopwUa,." "U»vo you The reports from Charleston excite no I “/ l ^ n I , * — ^retauraar “I have a wife, and ,ha _ anrprisa that ah. anff.rod from the lately shock. It is simply wonderful that ahe | New York Sun. was not prostrated by the gale of a year ago. SHREDS AND PATCHES. Although not mnch talked .boat, Iho postage stamp Is oa ,vorybody's tonga, Boston Baltottn A probsUon Uw U calculated to Interfere with a I “ h * " Mpp ® d off hu co *’ proceeds "I heard that somabody In this crowd aald I waa a liar," blustered a Fourth ward bully aa ha prose had a knot of man h, thought ho know. ■Which of you wa, trr "II waa me. I guara qnieUy remarked a strapping atrangwr from up saloon keeper's How of good apirlte.-Merchant I "P kto alravea. " Thet a all right!" conUnuad fiavoter. Tha R»pabllcan e-lltor fraU hurt at being called | liaaplred Idiot. W. apologbta. Ho In not In- •plrtd.—Omaha Bra. tho Fourth warier, "keep on your clolhaa! I dldn' ray I wasn't, did H"-Tid Bite. Elitariy gentleman, from way back, on hia lint visit I < New York-Whs» an i«net,w throng gathered at th* entrance of yonder church! How Judging from tbs tightness of tha artkla, . •very girt who can laugh In her ,lrara nowadays.— I “'* t ® d * 7 'k* 7 a* 70 ** 1 * r °v admission to fra leered Boch- star Prat-Expiara. ntlficot EvldtnUy a revival of nnpreeodanted mcnaiora ia In progreaa. L’nregenerate Oamln ihody had Butter-1 (icornfnllj)-Naw, dal ain’t ao revival. Dte la II la beginning lo look aa If enppod cur conantar service with tbachalngaag In I last night oh dar big church falr.'an’ d.^’re ^oln' e penltaoltary.—Chicago News. Ia Utivra no sister in Uu Taylor family of Trnnrs-1 ™-Blte. ira thatcoold be nominated for tho governorship by the woman anffregteu?—Chicago Irthnnw. I to raffle far dar grand pianny In half an hour. "Charity, I want to ask yon to do eomethlng my sekV’sall young Mra. Tockvr. "You know yon Bather (at th. rarahore?. Ton ought to 1». nr* t iWf It har* that's all. AMM^agi-VMioMra I ^ *° ***PP®*» to JOO. I >a« In Ih more towels bare, that's all. AUsndant-Ni tbs ona vs bare Isn’t ns«4 np j*t—Tid-BIta. • men taka their soda water with I’m sure I don’t are how tbat makaa Photographer (awcbanlcaUj)-* Nov. look pis**-1 hotter, but I do hop* tbuif yon Uk* yours ant, pteaso. (WUU sglution)—"Oh, don’t smite quite I ^at way you’ll bs careful not to swallow tbs stick. so much; I bare only a small plate la."—Grip. Tha English government may understand Its own business better than we da, bat sending a Bolter to Ireland seems very like carrying coals to Ne«castle. -Life. It would be sore to choka you to death. Too b* careful, won’t yon. Ckarteyr-Merchant Trav eler. V A yoong farmer from ooo of tbe valley conn ties earn# lo New York last week lo boy hlmseU a cider A rewtriow of to. arndg. family will U Irald at gt a “‘ Wn " 7 ’ - l ranged about the psy, and giving skipping dlreo- 1‘sttl nextyoar. Old Btedgo lived ta Texae. Movt .. trinaptayttidbla Incur glhtad yoallra-dta. Fr^t- k, hang abtmt ax It ram.thing wra __ 1 ’ -“"“Imlad. "Well. U ovary thing aU right]” e*kad . soUwr after awhlte. ’^ay." whlxpered toe other a, Flret Littia Klng-Whaf. the nutter In Bnlgxrto 7 h. drew Mater, "yew forgot to tell me at what .tag. graond LUUa King-Piinc. Alexander haa bran do- of the praara th, water eom« tnT" 11a waa ad h. given any wanting?” -*m" | la add th. water M tho cl ter waa be! "Notoren a week's notice?” "No, jn«t kicked ont.” 1 reled. I fi’“ V 1 ProLibitiJ ‘•i.itl l>«*ath In the C gsiela Tot>acc°** In N. Y. Oommerctsl Advsrtlsol "Did yon ever investigate the pby»lct) rhsoxs of cigarette smoking? It Is an iiiwrtni* • H hen m man burins to tnhste the srof»k« of - ettee the presence cf the smoke Irritates tb* I; .w ft ! t3 L? oon ,ho 7 <tet Into snch an abnormal a that thte trritstlon, ortg nally oansed by tb# tm is soothed by it, and by it alone. If th« lungs derived of tble tltiUtton. they soon get It of almoet nnbearable Irritation. A f»w p._ a cigarette will soothe this feeling f.r t twoute minutes. That Is tbe reason experienced smoker never borus mors half of his cigarette. After be g«ts craving In bte lnngs eatUfled be no more tsste for a cigarette the effect bM ps.sed sway. Ti en be has to •: again. Tb# effect of tbe continual smoking t- coat tha lungs with a kind of fungus, which t*« thick lat ere of that ysllow stein h*r.*u| chief. Of ten lt gets to be m thick as vsIhu 13 •Iclanasay ttimlLx.. iutciclfl sed return fl smoker peculiarly Itebla to pneumonia std «r diseases. Common experience shows that tt ■ bavs some disastrous effect. I know a young i who came ont of college an athlete, able to r mite without getUng ont of breath. After b* smoked cigarettes a year he couldn’t run s I without pttfflog hard. Bn Bat I eopp ,se he wot An Important Outttiou H«u:«nL Indianaprdls Journal. A aonacribt*r wiitcA to know what a • nakfir ia. Thin U reiuarkabte. We thoi every one knew wbat a gpinnaker was n w© con*nlt©d Webster's Unabriiltftd * fouud that tbe word not contain! the rciu. Wbat Noah Webster dHa'I kD<! is not worth flndii g out. A ipinoAkrt* thingamajin with which yacbu winr - Muron Nearer the Cheese. Hartwell 8un. . . A Macou jourr alist has discoTewu t ringB around the moou. The Uw f ] thought to be tbo Atlanta riog and 1 smaller the Meoon rinc. tiuesslog: About Cleveland's Movement^ Pbohpect Houbb, New Yoke, JBepbJ 19.-—'The Preeident and party Btart for home Tuesday. I Work A Stniiclurd Medical 1 For Young A Middle-Aged Mej OXLT gl no BT MAIL MU FAIfi. IMXSi'RAlIVt! SAMPLE FREE TO JL Exhausted Vital mature Decline nnto’d miseries resulting from A book for every mu. yean*. * ibfiUic* of failure. M«*i U raMTKD—A WHITE LABJ TOBO^ u4 bonra ...*k tor *moll I • •II r-commetded. Apply *1 ‘ Ti*«- Chapel la GLearule. 1 KNOW THYSELF.^ A Great Mfdical Work i» ty. Nervous Physical ceases. A book for arery nun, young, j and old. It contains IP pw*crlptt"M» and chronlcliltaeasae.es eh on* of which i*i«_ #l>M bo fouud by the antbo , whore • 1 j***"rn* ti veers as such te probably nevar Man 1 >« rf any phyM? tan. W pWtebteM »« ( fol French lfoslln, emboeaed guaranteed to be a flaer work in any other work Bold In this tee©!»?***”£ yn money will be refunded la evsrv laateDcj.^ only $1.00 by mail, poebpaid. I»a«2*J a tl free *o anybody. Pend now. 0*** ****L tt . the author by tbe National lledh^l A, p w rT the president or which. **•£<*.?'*• and the associate officers of the board th« * reepectfnlly referred. 1 be Science of Ufa should be reed** for Instruction, and by th# afflicted w* It wtU benefit alL-Loodon Lancet. Thereto no member of Bolen e of Life will net be us DU. 1 parent guardian, Dutructor or c • rJ" n *a.Mrese the Prebcty M^tcal H. Mm; No. 4 Bolfinch street. may be conaulted on all dtaeaay and export*n«*e. Chronic and o®***®' that have UfflM fae akill of all h *;.»•< iA*.ty. > . b u isted^ «it\r.