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Wflnted Another. Magistrate (to prisoner)—“It. ap¬ pears that you have given the prosecu¬ tor a black eye.” Prisoner - ‘ Yes, your worship; but I am willing to give him u sovereign compensation.” —"You Magistrate (to prosecutor) hoar what the prisoner says. Are you willing to accept the sovereign?” Prosecutor (excitedly) — "Raythur, fior.” (To prisoner)--“Come outside, an’ black the other oi, my bhoy!”— Tli#* FhijIIh and I olllr* of tin* Ag« Aro numerous, but of iho latter none is more ridiculous than Uo< priuiils uous and random uso ol laxative , Ills and other drastic cuthar tics 'fhsss wrench, cotivulao and wcakim ts,th roniedifR, tlm result Js atvoirijiliftlicfl without pain anti with /- r i*-iii lomolit to tbft bowols, iho •tornarh and the liver. I so tills rornedy when r<jn»tlpftUon manlfosis Hnelf. and theta by pre¬ vent it from becoming chronic. The philosopher in a man who can look Inter¬ ested at a ladles’ tea party. No-To-IIho for Fifty Cents. Over 400.000 cured. Why not lot No To /la'? regulate or remove your dnsiro lor tobacco? *«ves money, makes health and manhood. dru«f»"s ftr “ tee<J M C UU ’ a, ‘ d * 1U °’ ■“ - Grow would not taste good If It was cooked in Greece. Dcalm-HM Cannot: bo Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the dlHcancd portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that la by constitu¬ tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In¬ flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian lube. When tills tube gets In- flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper¬ fect hearing, and when It Is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the Inflam¬ mation can be taken out and this tube restored to Jis normal condition, hearing will be de¬ stroyed forever. Nlno cases out of ton are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an In- flamed condition ol the muc(ms surfaces. We will give one Hundred Dollars for any «.r Rimfni'NH '-.'iiiHi-ii by ■■.atarrti) Unit mu- not be cured by Hull s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, fmo. i' ■! ciiknev A co., Toledo, o. Sold by uniflKl-'lH, y.v. Hali t, l uinlly rilln am tlie bant. JUST , try u 10 C. tx/x of t'aHcarots, tho flnent liver ami bowel regulator «vor made. Nkhvk KKrtTOKKK. free $2 trial b<»Ulc utul treat- IBO. tend to Dr. Kline, Ml Arch Hi.. I’tolla., Fa. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing 8yru/> for ehlldron tocihlnK, softens tho gums, reduces lnflamma- tlon, allays pain, euros wind colic. &5c. a bottle. I boiluvo I'lso’s Cure for Consumption saved nty boys life ItiHl Hummer Mrs. Abi.lfc DOUO- i-AEs, Ldtoy, Mich., Oct. k'u,fi4. If anil, tod will. Horn ey,‘H ,m„ i.r isaa,- Thomp. son's ICyo water. .Druggists sell at ~oo. per bottle. Si. A’Jins’ D/ujcc One bottJo Dr. Fount*r’e Hpcclflc cures, circular, Frcdonla, N. Y. When billons or costive, cat, a Cascaret, candy cathartic; cure guaranteed; 10c., &*><*. Almost Blind YVhh my mile girl, mvlnn to scrofula trouble. Slie was Iroated by physicians and sent to a hospital without • elng ruled. We rosortert to Hood's Hur-iaptirillii, and in a week we could eeo » chiuiqs. We continued *pviritf her this medicine, and to day her eyes are perfectly well; i here is not a blemish on her skin, and. she is tile picture of health.” 11. G. Ai.i.RN, 221 West (list Street, New York, N. Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is sold by all druggists. Price $1, si* fur $5. Hood’s Pills ^y«,:“:r d “Blieht” costs cotton planters more than five million dollars an¬ nually. This is an enormous waste, and cun be prevented. Practical experiments at Ala¬ bama Experiment Station show conclusively that the use of “Kainit” will prevent that dreaded plant disease. All about Potash—the results of it* use by actual ex- pen intent on the best farm* in the United State*—1» told in a httle book which we publish and will gladly nail tree to any farmer in America who will write for it. GERMAN KAI.I WORKS, 93 Nat&uu St., New York, API® P u \VALL GOATINg! 1 ^ 2 * /e I’t I 1 * f l Sa I W T $ I'M x j A' 1 i? s W. L DOli&LAS $3 SHOE* i ! BEST IN TNE WORLD. For H years this shoe, by merit alone, hat % distanced all competitors. ^ ^ best Indorsed in alyle. by over tit and 1,000.COO durability wearer* of a» shoe the w ^ 03.00. any sU Jj- ever ottered at ^ X ^ It ,:■ made in all the LATEST SHAPES and STYLES and of every variety of leather. One dealer in a town given exclusive sale I ^ and advertised in local paper on receipt of A\ reasonable order, f v^Wnte for catalogue f o ^ W, L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Hass. MEDICATED C'l Tl.UK’s AIR INHALER Has v.o t'ljual fov the cure of Catarrh and Lung Dis¬ eases. Ly mail, ^ I «H», Hufl alo* N. Y. \\ . li, ** >11111 A CO.* l’ruita., PURCHASE IIIHECT from \ ht» MILLS and F ACT O H l KS. Underwear Manmucturvr to wearer, lllus muxl catalogue free. Gei>art metit. Aeldre>s IU.NSI Hi lts* M IM*I,U.s i Troy, >. \ . TEXASte \tv\sr Lains. own tvrtn-'. w e vnv. 1 huv-dle not Ling the b\u bar- . t an l.n n e vf-u u. any tvimty iu State, KOllLKT ( . t .UDl.I.N, - Auttiu. Texu*. HITS OF INFORMATION. Hollows are. used as a burglar alarm, the opening of the door closing the bellows and forcing air through u pipe to a whistle. There is a tradition in the Jintish royal family that hoys must wear High- land costume until the queen deems it proper to order a change. The lute Miss Julia Cooper, of New York, left $150,000 to the Cooper Union - a sum which will enable the institution to receive 200 more pupils. The hundredth anniversary of the l,i ,)irl r tli “ of 01 HOBUll Hosini I, i the UK. Italian Mull in lihiloso- pun > Jtlter, will be marked by the ptlOliea- of his ‘ion, «»i» mouth of a new edition WorKM* Dr. Nansen sold the old suit he wore when he met Mr. Jackson in Fran Jose Land, to Mme. Toussaud for ?5,000, and it will take its place among the wax works and other curiosities. In parts of the west, where barbed wire fences are universal, they have }jeen forced to r]#» H^rvice ns tele phono wires between different ranches. Farms a mile apart have telephone communi¬ cation in this way. Ylmlieiilini!' Her fileu. The vindication of an idea is a great thing. One of the teachers in the public school in Wells street was speaking to another a few days ago of the careless¬ ness of pupils in certain directions and measures to be taken to cure them. “WliV.” «lie Haiti, “oil 01)0 of tllO , bitterest ... day* , of c tli© . t early , part *. of r *i the week a little bov came to school from his , . iiome, , nearly , a mile ■, away, witnout . an overcoat. The temperature bad been ftl , nearly . .10 ,,,. degrees , , In , low and , zero, think of that child walking all that distance ... in . such , weutliei ,, , i. It ..... was . ter¬ .. . rible. I don’t see how he kept from perishing. Jl«s«id he had forgotten to put it on.” » F(jrgot to put it on! » said the other. * , Inn*t that Hilly! What (lid i i , if 4 ?” <l() “I Rent him right back home, the b-n/ilipr lenoiier M1HW tl e<l, u H Mil iU» tlm UlL firm mill cou¬ foil viction of one who has faced an emer- K nnp J »nd has conquered.—Chicago ltccord. And flic Debate Was Closed. “Why do they say, ‘As smart board¬ as a steel trap’?” asked the talkative er. 1 never could see anything par¬ ticularly intellectual about a steel trap.” smart,” “A steel trap is called ex¬ plained Mr. Asbury Peppers, in his sweetest voice, “because it knows ex¬ actly the right time to shut up.” More might have been said, but, un¬ der the circumstances, it would have seemed unfitting.—Cincinnati En¬ quirer. Convincing Evidence. “Somebody told me that that young man who was just introduced to us is an actor,” remarked Maud. i i No,;’ replied Mamie, positively; “I’m sure he is not.” “He looks like one.” “1 don’t care. Ho isn’t. “How doy on know?” “We were talking about the stage, and ho named as many as five or six people whose acting he admired.— Washington Star. Persuaded. On one occasion, when John Kem¬ ble played Hamlet in the country, the gentleman who played Guildenstern rather fancied himself as a musician. Hamlet asks him: “Will you play upon this pipe?” “My lord, I cannot.” “Well, if your lordship insists upon it-” And in the rage and confusion of Hamlet and the great amusement of the audience he tooted out: “Got Have the King!” with variations.—Ex¬ change. Legislature (Joes to Church. “There is another thing I wish to know,” remarked the snake editor to the religious editor. “Your thirst for knowledge is insa¬ tiable. Go on!” “If the legislature gets into a very spirited debate while iu its improvised quarters, will it bo called a church fight?”—Pittsburg Chronicle-'i’ele- graph. GROVES Y I «£3P* kip* Buhl 1 lui'M ^ e‘ !G5 [j A Vi ;7' 1 1S' TASTELESS CHILL TONIC IS JUST AS COOD FCR ADULTS. WARRANTED. PRICE 50cts. Galatia, Ills., Not. 16,1826. r»-l« M.xiiclr.o Co., Si. U'uts, Mo. fW bottle, of Gentlemen:—We sold last year. GHOVE'S TASTELESS OI1IIJ, TONIC and bar* bought three sroaa already this year. In all ear ex- perience of 14 years, in the drug busmess. hare Deyer sold an urilele ilist enre such universal Mil, UeUon as your Tonic. Yours truly, AK&.I&X3, Ah N t V mG •I MISSISSIPPI WILL ( ONTINI E TO IUSE FOR SOME DAYS. DANGER FROM BREAKING LEVEES. Chlrf of Weather llureau at Washington Advises People to Move From the Flooded Districts. The following special river bulletin har, been issued by the weather bureau at Washington: “The crest of the flood wave is still at Cairo, which shows a stationary gauge four reading 51.G feet for the past days. “There is great danger yet to come from the flood in the region from Helena southward to New Orleans. “The river will continue to rise for at least ten duy.s in the region from Helena southward to Vicksburg, and to rise during a longer period from Vicksburg southward. I i If no break occurs before, levees will be subjected to the greatest strain about April 10th, in southwest Arkan¬ sas, western Mississippi and Louisi¬ ana. Should the levees break, the result will be one of the most disas¬ trous floods ever known. “Weather conditions note additional fall in the middle and lower Mississip¬ pi valleys, which will materially in¬ tensify the flood conditions, “Those living in districts overflow¬ ed in former yearn, should be on the safe side, aud transfer stock and mov¬ able property to places of known safe¬ ty while there is yet time. WiDDTS L. Moore, Chief of Bureau.” Three* Floods Combined. A special of Sunday from St. Louis says: The forecast of the government signal service that the Missouri and the upper Mississippi rivers would rise to clanger pftint has been well verified, and new high water marks are being made. That stretch of lowland country on both sides of the Mississippi river from the mouth of lies Moines to the hills below Hannibal, Mo., and Quincy, III., is under water. At Quincy the record Sunday night was 15.3 feet with a rising river. This is two feet above the danger line. Great suffering has been occasioned among the farmers and the boatmen about Palmyra and West Quincy on the Missouri side. This sea of over¬ flow has ruined every farm from Pal¬ myra north forty miles to LaGrange. Should the rise reach another foot every railroad in the valley will have to he abandoned. Horton’s and Ward’s islands, below Quincy, are inundated, the settlers barely escaping with their lives. The Indian grave levee north of Quincy, that protects 20,000 acres of farm land, is still intact, but a little more water will sweep it away. At Louisiana, Mo., the water is spreading over the lowlands. At Bur¬ lington, Iowa, the river is five miles wide and has destroyed several mills on the flats. At Alton, Ill., the rise has been very rapid. The Mississippi flood was met by the overflow from the Missouri atui Illinois rivers and the current of the latter was about at a stand, being held in check by back waters from the big rivers. Rescue boats are busy bring¬ ing families anil stock to Quincy from the lowlands. A message received at 2:30 Monday morning shys that a large break has occurred in the levee at Wayside,Miss., nine miles south of Greenville. RESCUED SIXTEEN SURVIVORS. Tramp British Steamer Saves Part of St. Nasal re’s Crew. The report that the steamer Yanariva, a British tramp vessel from Newport News for Glasgow, had picked up some of the survivors of the foundered French steamer St. Nasaire, turns out to have been correct. The Y r anariva arrived at Greenock Sunday and at once reported that she had rescued sixteen of those who had been on the ill-fated steamer and who bad taken a small boat just before the St. Nasaire went down off Cape Hatteras during a heavy gale. As soon as the rescued people were able to give the details of the disaster that had befallen the St.Nassaire, they told a story that agreed in all its ma- terial details with the report of the foundering of the steamer. BIG SUNDAY BLAZE. Portsmouth, Ya., Suffers Heavily From Conflagration. Portsmouth, Ya., was visited early Sunday morning by a disastrous fire, which destroyed property valued at between $150,000 and $200,000, con¬ sisting of a Catholic church, two pub¬ lic halls and twenty-seven dwellings. Most of the latter were frame struct¬ ures. As a result of the conflagration, 200 persons were made homeless. There were no fatalities, so far as known. The Catholic church was valued at about $500,000. The insur- auce upon all tho property burned will probably uot aggregate $50,000. CUBAN STRONGHOLD CAPTURED. It is reported at Madrid that the Spanish squadron has captured the rebel stronghold at Bacoler, on the Islands of Luzon, Philippine islands. After adjournment of the cabinet council held Friday Premier Canovas informed a number of newspaper rep¬ resentatives who called upon him that the Spanish campaign against the iu- surgents in Cuba was uearing a suc¬ cessful close. Getting Out Coal. The miner himself, down in the very Vermiform appendix of the earth, uses now a diamond drill and much gun- powder, and furnishes his own tools. He works in pairs, and the two men together, under the most favorable cir¬ cumstances, can "get out seven wagon¬ loads of coal a day, if allowed to 'work full time. "Wagon” is the name they give to the little car that is used in the mine, which holds two and a haif tons. The pay is 66 cents a‘ wagon, so it is possible for a miner to make $2.25 a day, out of which he must pay for his powder. But there is an inspector at the top of the shaft to examine every wagon-load, who knows as much about “dockage” a a a sea captain. Dock¬ age here means docking so much from the pay when there is too much slate in the coal. He may knock off a quart¬ er, a half, or the whole of the pay, if the per centage of slate is too large. The first real handling of the coal is when the miner shovels It into his wagon and after that all the other mine processes are automatic. The wagon is hoisted like lightning on the car, which we would call the elevator, and at the top the coal is dumped into a chute, which carries it to the breaker. It is In big lumps at first, but the break¬ er attends to that. It is a real coal baron, that breaker. It swallows down the great lumps and digests them and turns them out in eight sizes. The very smallest is called rice coal, no bigger than grains of rice. The next is buckwheat, and the next pea; but those three sizes are used only by manufacturers, Then come, grow- ing larger at every step, nut, stove, egg, broken, and steamboat. The brealc- er, if provided with double rockers, and manned by sixty-five men and boys, : will "run out” 285 wagons of coal a day, equal to 712 tons, From thl3 one- fourth is to be subtracted for slate and dirt, leaving 534 tons of market- able coal a day. And each mine has, of course, as many breakers as neces- sary. auto¬ From the breaker the coal goes matically through the washery, and comes out, still automatically, ready to be sold or shipped.—New York Times, Useless. Her motherly eyes is very acute, hut in this case she did uot know all that had occurred. “Come, Mr. Wishington,” she said affably, “I wish to present you to my daughter.” Willie, “hut I “Thank you,” said don’t think there’s any use in your try¬ ing. I have already offered myself to her, and she wouldn’t accept me.”— Washington Star. A Beautiful Skin is one of the chief requisites of an attractive ap- pearan.ee. Rough, dry, scaly patches, little hlia- tery eruptions, red and unsightly ringworms— these won hi spoil the beauty of a veritable Venus. They are completely and quickly cured by Tetter!ne. 50 cents a box at drug stores or for 50 cents in stamps from J. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga. Sumo of tiedays there may he a trolley line to the North Pole. C'ascarf.ts stimulate liver, kidneys and bowels. Never sicken, weaken or gripe; 10c. BUCKINGHAM’S DYE For the Whiskers, Mustache, and Eyebrows. K- i y. In one preparation. Easy to V i C3 pply at home. Colors brow n O black. The Gentlemen’s favorite, because satisfactory. I R. P. IIall ft Co., Proprietors, Nashua. N II. % Sold by all Druggists. i Fun 1 (Haking rB ~_p and health making " ; . ■} W are included in the * HIRES making of The Rootbeer. prepa¬ ration of this great tem- Jfe, perance drink is an event !"* of importance in a million p$| well regulated homes. ?( : 1 HIRES Rootbeer f is full of good appetiz¬ health. ing, Invigorating, satisfying. Put j some up "to-day and have it ready to put down whenever you’re . thirsty. 2 Made only by The f- j Charles E. Hires Co., Hi) 1 nj 9 Philadelphia. makes gallons. A pack- age 5 V Sold everywhere. MALSBY &. COMPANY, 57 So. Forsyth St., Atlanta, Ga. General Agents for Erls City Iron Works Engines and Boilers steam Wator Heaters. Steam Pumps and Penbertliy Injectors. [c-*- Si uacA..a-*' Manufacturers and Dealers In S uSL MILLS, Corn Mills. Feed Mill,. Cotton Gin Machin- ery and Grain Separators. SOLID and INSERTED Saws. Saw Teeth and Locks. Knight’s Patent Dogs. Birdsall Saw Mill and Engl cine Repairs, Governors* Grate Bars and a Tull line of Mill Supplies Price . .. Catalogue and quality • of goods guaranteed. free by meutlouiug this paper. Stop! Women, And Consider the All-Important Fact, ' That in addressing Mrs. Pinkham you are con¬ fiding your private ills to a woman—a woman whose experience in treating woman diseases is greater than that of an} r ing physician—male or female. You can talk freely to a woman Vi V when it is revolting to relate your \ \ private troubles to a man— besides, a man does not understand— simply because he is a man. ¥ Iil any women suffer in silence know- and drift along from bad to worse , ing full well that they ought tohave r: i- immediate assistance, but a natural modesty impels them to shrink from exposing themselves to the questions and probably examinations of even their family physician. It lsunneces- sary. Without money or price you can consult a woman, whose » knowledge from actual experi¬ r~ ence is greater than any local physician in the world. The fol¬ lowing invitation is freely offered; \ accept it in the same spirit: MRS. PINKHAM'S STANDING INVITATION. Women suffering from any form of female vveaknes* ap mvie communicate with Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass. /• ’ , ,, , . opened, read and answered by women only. A wo mao can y _ , , private illness to a woman; thus has been established the e trn and the of America whiett has nevt broken ' tween Mrs. Pinkham women has |odra Out of the vast volume of experience which she will > help than possible that she has gained the very knowledge good-dill, that her . ad your ha. She asks nothing in return except your and ce case. 001 is relieved thousands. Surely any woman, rich or poor, i$very p . not take advantage of this generous offer of assistance } Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. _ ANDY CATtlABIC 'obcalwifo CURE CORSTi PATIO' 10$ v ALL 25$ £0$ DRUGGISTS ______ 5&SSMS.*£■- .ABSOLUTELY GUAMTEED«“Sm Montreal.; V York. 817. 'pieanil bonklatfree. Ad. STERMNH REMEDY CO., Chicaco. »n.. or rr I Baker’s Chocolate | - p MADE BY i ■ Walter Baker & Co. Ltd., Established in 1780, at Dorchester, Mass. * i Has the well-known Yellow Label on the front of every , J j J _ Im package, and the trade-mark, “La Belle i Chocolatiere • ,’’^ * ■ |( fi ( , By I .1 the back. • ( jjj ! on , W GE/NUIflE. g fly If NONE OTHER I ( , , , Eft i j Walter Baker & Co. Ltd., DorcheSer, Mass. \ A , _____ @ mj si * PAINTS THE STANDARD PAINT FOR STRUCTURAL PURPOSES. Pamphlet, ‘'Suggestions for Exterior Decoration,” Sample Card and Descriptive Price List Tree by mat!. Asbestos liootintr, iliii’nlitiff Felt, Steam Packing, Itoilnr Coverings, Fite-I’roof Paints, Etc. Asbestos Non-Conducting null Fiectrical Insulating Man-rials. H. W. JOHNS MANUFACTURING CO., S7 tVLniden Lane. New York. CHICAGO: 240 & 242 Randolph St. PHTLADF.LPID ' • 1 Tl 9-1 -Cl v ovth 4th St. BOSTON: 77 1 79 Pearl Bt , CO »l Ci Q J % / in i mum ft -J i i €) i K A . 1 1 i H Hflih r i w. Li 1 i\ S/K * * rf W h * I pj L, > f c C& i ni» si YL 40 O? ' & e? iY " & \a & / 7 is tPt. V, j* J 'i A lady from North Carolina says: ^My sister has used RiPANS TABULES and speaks in the highest terms of them, and says they cannot be excelled in keeping the system well regulated. She was a sufferer from dyspepsia and indigestion for several aches and pains, rheumatism, neuralgia. spraias. braises and bnrns. It Is also warrant- ed to care colds, croup, coughs and la grippe quicker than any known remedy. Nocnre no pay. Sold by all druggists and general stores. Made CO., only Greensboro. by GOOSE GREASE LIMMEKT N. n pliHHT ULLCiecous. filing E. LIQUID KRAUSER EXTRACTsf i BRO. MILTON. SMOKE PA. OSBORNE’S caort tune. Actual Cheap business. No text U board. Send for catalogue. ,2k—'------ M R RPUIIU C Opium Habit u ' lr H! II L.cured and Whisky at home Merer falls, monarch Home Cure Co., .New Alba.vt.Ind. --—___________ N. A. 6........ ........Thirteen. ’97. JS. ________ *-est GURtS.ttHffif Coujzn fcyrup. AU Tastes ELSE Good. FAILS. Use . cn in time. 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