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OhtiMMM* K volution Thvory.
•flic < 'liintwe have a* odd i.i.-a* al*>at
tiif wth and tlie origin of man tut they
have nboot other thin** with which
they. as well os ourselves. are hettei
. juaiuted According to their way of
reckoning the rock* of the earth are the
bone* of the divine body. the soil is the
Hosh. the metaJ* the nerves and the
vein* The tide. wind. min. cloud*, a*
well a* front and dew. are caused by
the respiration*, pulsation* and exhala
tiofi* of thi* seeming inanimate body
Originally the mountain* ro*e to the
skies, and the sea* covered the mount
a ins to their top* At that time there
was no life in the divine body except
the divine life Then the water* sub
sided, small herlis grew. and. in the
lapse of cycle*, developed into shrubs
and trees
As the body of man, unwashed lor
years, breeds vermin, so the monnt
ains, unlaved by the *ea*. bred worm*
and insects, greater creature* develop
ing out of lesser. Beetles in the course
of ages beeamc turtles, earth worms
became serpent*, and high flying in
sects became birds, ergt-ts becoming
cranes, etc Then wildcats became
tiger*, the mantis was by degree* tran*
formed into an ape. and some of the
a| his became hairless. A hairless ape
accidentally made a Are by striking a
crystal against a flint. With the Are
thus obtained they cooked food Kat
ing cooked victual* made them laiye.
strong ami knowing.
With all its fault* the above is even
more reasonable tluui many of the
ideas advanced by the Darwinian evo
lutionists. -8t Louis Ropublio.
Lfe, fright and Claa HholU.
How easy it i* for a man to “fly to
pieces” in an emergency I
A few days ago 1 saw an occurrence
on the street of a large town in thi*
state that was as wildly exhilarating to
the bystanders as it was to the partici
pants bitterly humiliating.
A Hue appearing young tuan was ao
companying an elegantly attired young
woman in a promenade about town.
All at once art enormous dog darted
from the open door of an eating house
and. in full pursuit of a oat. dashed
fairly against the lady mentioned
above.
She fell prone upon the sidewalk In
a fainting fit. Her escort, in a verita
ble |Ktroxymn of helpless fright, danced
frantically about, while the proprietor
of the rest aurant ran to the lady and
raised her head
“Water, some one!” shouted the sa
loon man
Here was where the panicky escort
■aw a good opportunity to distinguish
himself.
Like a flush he darted Inside the res
tauraut and seized upon a bucket
placed near the door. He dashed back
to the street, and with the idiocy that
fear inspires hi some threw the heaping
contents of the bucket over the face
and form ol the handsomely dressed
lady
That bucket was filled with dam
shells and table refuse I
The match ha* bvn declared off, Hut
a speedier recovery j*oi a faint would
never have followed the water cure.—
I/ewiston .Journal
PmslMAt of Deafness.
Dr. Francis Dowling, in a paper
which he read at a recent meeting of
the Cincinnati Academy of Medicine,
stated that “between the ages of 10
and 40 at least one person In three is
subject to partial deafness. The great
majority of eases of ikipaired hearing
are hereditary, and are largely owing
to a too close consanguinity of the pa
rent* Deafness is more prevalent
among males than among females,
owing to the fact that the male is more
exposed to the vicissitudes of climate.
There is much more deafness In Ainer
iea than In Kurope. and this is due to
a more general use of scientific instru
ments, such as telephone* where one
ear is used to the exclusion of the other.
Charge* Sustained.
Inunigraut Inspector- We havs In
formation that you come over hare on
contract.
Lord Fltnuud Fltuoud (Indignantly*
—Aw-wlmt-er-er why. yon wuda, im
pudent fellah. ! Ooiue ovali hare to
marry Minx Angelina Goldust. of New
Yawk
lr^migrant Inspector 'triumphantly!
Well, what'a the matter with yer;
ain't marriage a .contract f You'll Imre
to goiback. Life
What tha Tomato I* Ou®d Fa
The tomato is having a great run In
lx>ndon as a medicinal agent, especially
for biliousness. One correspondent as
sure* a trading Journal that he found
in the tomato a specific fog a cbrouio
throat tnxtltie. and il there is any vir
tue in the vegetable as a Itair retiewer
and com cure the extensive erpen
mentation now *<*tuc on will sunrty
bring it out. Philadelphia rimea
beautiful and -artistic work is now be
ing done by the new press at The Lkuukk
l£ee.
T.tkes the Stlnf of the Her.
Some olistiuate men will say “No,
thank you," to the most disinterested
propositions for their welfare. Dr.
O’Notll. of Lincoln, has a friend who
endures the sting of the honey bee
without flinching) In fact he rather
likes it. He keeps bees for pleasure,
and the bee*, for tlieir pleasure or
otherwise, often sting him. He now,
| however, b dieves himself sting proof,
i The tiny wound that used to produce
severe pain In former days causes now
I “only a little pleasurable setinAtlou.
He is still unfortified against the wasp.
Stung by one of those formidable in
sects a short time ago. Dr. O'Neill’s
friend had sufferings acute and pro
longed.
But It might be thut after a few rep
j etition* the sting of the wasp might
| cease in him to produce its stinging
I effects. So he lias suggested to hi-
I friend that “for the sake of science” he
I should take the matter up and
I thoroughly investigate it. in order that
he might discover whether he could not
also fortify himself against the pain
j caused by the sting of the wasp. This.
says the doctor, with whose diaappoiut
! ment the public will no doubt sym
! pathize. the friend “declined to do, his
i thirst for science not being sufficiently
great to induce liiiu to have any further
intercourse with the wasp if ho could
help It. ”
Prof. Brw*r'i Hnk Story.
Prof. Brewer tells a snake story.
Years ago he was in California and had
hi* tripod and other surveyors’ jnstru
ment* in the Held. Stepping along in
the bashes he felt a movement under
his feet, and found that lie was stand
ing on a four-und-a-hidf-foot mtfle-
Hiiuke —a large, vicious and a lighting
fellow. But the snake was so com
pletely pinioned that he could not
strike the thick boot flint hold
him fast. Prof. Brewer held the rat
tier's head down with the tripod und
cut It off. Then he cut off his rattles.
Stepping aside, he saw the l>ody of the
snake, partly coiled, lying very still
Taking out his rule to measure it*
length, the professor took hold of the
snake to straighten him out. “Quick
s* an electric shock." said Prof. Brower,
“that headless snake brought the
bloody stump over and struck a luird
blow upon the back of my hand."
He added, “1 knew that his head wuz
off and that he could not poison me,
but that quick and luird blow of the
rattler fairly mode my hair stand on
end-"—New Haven Palladium.
Oh. Wo ■ui, Lovely Wmunnl
There are some queer couples lu the
world, remarked a real estate agent.
The other day a man And a woman
called to see uie al>oiit renting a lint.
The woumn did all the talking, and
turned to tho man for confirmation or
eorroboration. He always agreed with
her. and did it very meekly.
“Well," stud the woman, “I’ll give
you $25 for this flut; won’t wo. John/"
“Yos'iu."
“And I’ll pay my rent promptly, too;
won't we, John?"
"Yes’in."
“And take good care of the house;
won’t I. John?"
“Yes'in."
“But," I inquired, as is usual in such
coses, "are you man and wife?"
“Man and wife!’’ exolaimed the wo
man sharply; “indeed we are not; are
we, John?"
“No’m."
“What I" says I, “not man and
wife?"
“Not much! I’d have you- know
that in this family we are wife and
man; ain’t we, John?”
“Yes’in."—Texas Sittings.
Home with a Mu-**
A horse with a mustache is some
thing of a novelty, and such a curiosity
atti acted quite a large crowd on Front
street one afternoon. The animal is
Jet black, and from his upper lip grows
a hunch of hair of a light e.lor and as
thick as the hair on his body, but meas
uring over two inches in length and as
■tiff as bristles. This hair parts in the
middle and curls to the side, as does a
mustache on tiie lip of a man, showing ;
that it has been quite as carefully
trained. The animal is the pn perty of
Thomas Jones, of Paxon. and is 16
years old.—Worcester (Mass.) Times.
AtohlMK* of lt*nf*r from fli*.
Anew departure has been taken in
the plans for the new building for the
congressional library in that tlie whole
of that immense structure will contain
no fire. The building will of course be
1 tested, but the heat will be located
outside the building. Vaults will be
constructed in the grounds, where the
fire* and boilers will be placed, and the
hot air will lie carried into the library
building by means of pipes. By this
means complete protection against fire
' Is secured. —New York Commercial Ad
vertiser.
Tint Lkimkh Job Department is pre-
I oared to print letter. Bill and Note Heads.
I Statements, Envelopes. Dodgers, etc., on
short notin'. Wore guaranteed. Give
\ us sb order and be convinced.
CftRRY : -YOUR : -COTTON
TO
M. 5. HENDERSON'S
STEAM GINNERY
WHERE 4*ll + WILL + SE + GINNED
FOR
JO ets FEfI * flUl^EPpE©
Highest Market Price Paid for
WEED
Thanking the public for past patronage and
hoping a continuance of the same.
Respectfully,
fA._ S. >• h€]MD€F?SQN, =
LOUDCRMILK 5 CftSCY
HARDWARE!
Every Earmer and Merchant Should Examine the
GWEJMSBOftO W/AGOJM
Before P n r e li a s in g.
For qualify of material, syn. rut-1 rieul apjw-araiM <*, excoll nt workmanship,
superior finish and lightness of draft they stand without an equal.
You will always find in our lin* a s*imd line of cutlery from 000 It* SO.OO
per set. Ladies’ and gents’ pocket knives to suit any fancy, lieimal line ol
hardware ami implements, (.'all and se< ”;■
“The Owiiaaboro.”
/Idaiysvllle, Georgia.
Ctfyr.gmt.
Go over the earth,
Ride where son can.
In the adjoining berrt
Yon will find * traveling man.
The Drummer Is Srxt to discover, and last t-> surrender. -nod thinsr: the
like many other people oiien exposed, suffer from sick h<-*di-ti i'd nausea. .
this gentleman having found a cure makes it a necessary article to complete :
grip-sack, and it will be the same with every one, whether iu ttie- gr;t *r ,-nr
drawer, W.W. C. lor Sick Headache, Disordered Stomach o£ Liver i.
of necessity be on hand.
W. W. c. cured headache for F. Y. Andersen, Birmingham. Ala. For a * <-hey at th
ininfKam Fair, eiubliaf him to win t race after two worn wiw dwt
For sab- Hr aH druggists. Manufactured by Yfsslridje's WeUtLrf ii Or* •
Couusi's
MOISEY
IS YOUR BEST FRTEXDI
THAT
Being tine Case, ;
WILL PAY YOU
—TO ALL ON
W. S. HUJYT,
- FOR YOUR—
Staple and
Fancy Groceries.
Mr Hunt has just opeued up
a complete stock of well select
ed Staple and Fancy Groceries
in the store formerly occupied
by Allen Bros. Give him fk
call—it will pay you.
Have you Read
The Philadelphia Times
This Morning?
The Times isihr aioi extensively
Ia ten si: widely read new? -apei publi*
Pennsylvania. Its ilifiiiisniea I puliU'
..nl i.niilir inra-ure- i- in Hu- itiirrwl i
lie integrity, houe-t goiernni. ni sml prosper
ous in4utr> .and it knows nopait; r person
.il i.tUgiance in trusting public i-Mier- In the
broadest unit Iml k-iih- ilAluil) aJ.dgei.ii.il
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be News of the World. TsiTai*
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In addition in Unit <d the As-.*ia'.df
Press. now covering me whole world is is,
•i npe, . aking it ilu peril eMen *l a sit* *r*rr a
will! *v-?rj thing rsrelllllj edited tu werbpy
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plele new-paper, nl u .\iugaZii.e i>l i’n|iiii.if
Liletsiur- . Its sixleeli large pages. ideally
printed and sttnuiiwly il'u-trat. rt. contain
,i- iui li good literal uri, by ike-ton wind * 11—
tern of tin- world,as any 1 iln popular moitil
|je. Mouie o i.he newspapers in .Ncwtnrk,
I to-ton anil t lil-njro prim a great.r number of
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