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jonosetteo.
It is the clean table-dotti thatoatoh—
(he early grease-spot.
Afteb all, tlie books £ Euclid aw
other problematical
A chicken’s neok Is like a bell wben
It looks suspicions to see a man al>
take a dove before answering the
telephone. y S
«Latino down the law"—The Judge
ft the point of resigning. » » t ti a
•• Know thyself ” may be an oxoellont
sort of proverb, but some people
wouldn’t know very much if they obeyed
S implicitly.'
Wa are told that the evening "won
on,” but we ard not told what the even
ing wore on that particular oooasion.
Was it the elose of a summer's day f
11 1 take my fox' dis morning,*’ said a
colored preacher, “from datportion ob
(be scrip tor 1 whar the Postle Pool pinto
las pistol a* de Pesiana.”
Is waa wrong in Peg, the shoemaker,
to say to the doctor who oomplained
that he had made a poor job of that last
pair of boots, “Physician, heelthyselii*
« What is the best attitude for self-
defense 7” said 4 pupil (putting on the
gloves) to a well-known pugilist “Keep
»civil tongue in your head,” waa the
significant reply. -
"I nxVkk argy agin a success,” said
Artemus Word. “ When I see a rattle-
enaix’s head sticking out ov a hole, I
hear off to the left and say to myself
•that hole belongs to that snaix.’ ”
I* is announced that baldness can be
cored by skin-grafting, but by married
men the assertion is regarded as mere
balderdash. They say the only sure euro
lies in the amputation of the arms of
tho female.
A French writer remarks, “If a Indy
says to you, ’I can never love you,’
wait a little longer; all hope is not lost.
But if she says, ‘No one • has mare sin
cere wishes for your happiness than I,'
take your hat.”
A Ghuman witness in a Son Jfranoisoo
oourt indignantly rejected tho services
d an interpreter. He was testifying in
tho ease of a man aocused of cutting an
other with a handsaw, and said : “ I
seen myself ran dot saw against and
cats hoes hand.”
A correspondent of an agricultural
monthly asks: “ Why does Timothy
runout?” We haven't time to read the
editor’s reply, but il Timothy is at a
theatrical perforiu iuoo, tho answer may
be very readily surmised.—Norristown
(Pa.) Herald.
“Fioobbs vont.lio, vill they?" mat-
terod a cocknoy arithmetician, who had
jnst reeled out *f an anti-temperance ro-
sort and was holding on to a lamp post.
"Veil, perhaps thoy vont,-” remarked
an observer, “ bat I see a Agger as vont
stand any bow I ”
“BahI” ho exclaimed with an ex
pression of great disgust, after kissing
his wifo, “I do believe yon have boon
prinking cigarettes- cheap and nasty
ones, at that" “It’s only too true,”
she replied, nonchalantly. “ I took
them out of tho bundle you brougnt
homo last night.”
A JirooE once said to a counsel
“Tour client hod better make a com
promise ; ask her what she will take."
Counsel—“ My good woman, his Lord-
Ship asks what you will take.” Where-
Upon the old woman, with a curtsey, re
plied, "I’mmuch obleeged to his Lord-
Ship, as he’s boo kind HI just tak* a
glass cf speorito” . , , , «
A rowm known aa atreupulvtt, com
posed of three porta salicyiio add and
dghty-eaven ports of magnesia, is used
in the German army as a remedy for
sweating of the foot A Belgian physi
cian, Dr. Kohnhom, tried its efficiency
in several cases of night sweating by
consumptives. Tho beneficial offoct
was immediate and permanent. The
powder woe robbed over the whole body.
Vo prevent any breathing of the dust
and consequent coughing a handker
chief mast be held over the patient’s
Booth and nose while tho powder to
being applied.
France expends $150,000 annually in
the purchase of native hones in Algeria
fc* oavaliy uss, beside awardtag ptoaaa
to brooders and supporting stnds. The
hence of Algeria an not good-look
ing, but thoy are serviceable and bear
fammee fatigue. The Arabs eontinus
toprefer mule-rearing to homo-brooding.
The mule is more easily reared, fotchcs
a higher price, and often commences
Work at Urn age of 18 months.
A (WCTP.kTgn mfaH is g iYtnfinrml
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Having sold our Grocery Stock
i and leased the store to Gold-
smith & Co., we beg to call
attention to the fact that we
shall now conduct a store de
voted to H , : ni
l\
Ui. Z- :.l: u niutfo
Dress Goods, Notions,
■ - ■ m ( •! .1 ■ : > y : ;.j a .J
BOOTS & SHOES,
§UBosnsgjr,
“AnSOwicy
And respectfully solicit an ex
amination of our stock and
prices. Goods new
and fresh I Our
Has just returned from New
York and Philadelphia, and
aa a result we invite attention
to his selections for the
TRADE!
DRESS G OODS;
SHEETINGS & SHIRTINGS
•' CALICOES,
HOMESPUNS,
SHAWLS. NUBIAS
COATS,
CLOAKINGS,
TOWELS,
NAPKINS,
TABLE CLOTHS.
BED QUILTS,
RIBBONS, GLOVES,
BOOTS & SHOES,
HOSIERY,
CLOTHING.
NOTIONS!
In Great Variety. All we
ask is an inspection of our goods
and prices.
DUHST Sl CO.
To The Ladies
OF BRUNSWICK.
Mrs. EARLE
OF BROOKLYN. N. Y.,
Uu Just opeuod * flret-claas Millinery Store 01
Newcastle etreot, noxt to Mr. D. T. Dunn's Drj
Goods Storo, and asks tho attention of tile ladlee of
Brunswick to bar stock of
FINE ILLIUltY GOODS !
LAOS RECK WEAR, TRIMMINGS,
FANCY WOOL WORK,
CIULDREini LACE CAPS,
Fancy Ornaments, Buttons,
RIBBONS. Etc.
Call and examine stock. ' drcKMjr
Macon Commercial College,
MACON, GEORGIA,
For special Instruction In Bookkeeping, Butanes
Penmanship and Arllhmetle, BllLmaklng. Corre
spondence, and general bulneu routine.
W. McKAY, Principal.
For terms. Information as to board, etc., apply to
the Principal. Addraaa P. O. Box 4». Macon. Ga.
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Jn,‘> ‘fii-.ui *?wd> rtittaiar ,.' „ Jt sn.o* voli;< f ,n$m
Pure White Lead; ^inc & Colors,
am:
nur.vi'.i; to
af u.a u-fiui
Glass Putty, Varnishes & Brushes
Plain and Decorative Wall Paper •
vi.Sdm ..t .-I.
’•.« -HAi UW .«•.« . • . • • ... ». ,
Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Etc,,
Locks, Sash-Weights, Coni, Hinges, Screws, Etc.,
Lime, Plaster, hair & cement.
w NO. 5, WHITAKER STREET,
MarM-lr
Brunswick & Albany Railr’d
TIME TAIBLE.
Takes Effect Monday, October 3d, 1S81-
TRAINS GOING WEST.
TRAINS GOING EAST.
{I1XAD npWABDS.)
FREIGHT
NO. 3e>
PASSEN
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LEAVE,
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STATIONS.
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PASSEN
GER NO. 1.
LEAVE.
FREIGHT
NO. 4.
L. 5:00 AH
9:00 AM
BRUNSWICK
171
A. 6:45
A. 7:15 '
L 6:00
9:50
16
JAMAICA
155
6:00
1*6:20
L. 6:37
10:22
25
WAYNESWILLE...
146
6:32
1*5:43
1*7:10
10:46
32
LULATON
139
5 06||
1*5:10
L. 8:10
11:26
45
HOBOKEN
126
4:29
1*4:10
L. 8:37
11:41
50
SCHLAT’RVILLE..
121
4:13
L. 3:50
L. 9:60
12:20 p m
60
WAY CROSS
111
3:43
1*3:05
L. 10:23
12:41
67
WARESBORO
104
3:15
L. 2:00
L. 11:12
1:14*
78
MILLWOOD
9S
2:43
1*1:14
I* 12:10
2:10 J
90
PEARSON
81
2:10t
L. 12:10
I* 12:27 pm
2:20
93
KIRKLAND
78
1:35
L. 11:48
1*1:10
2:47
101
WILLTCOOCHEE..
70
1:10 §
L. 11:06
L. 2:14
3:23
112
ALAPPAHA
59
12!32pm
L. 10:15
I* 2:50
3:56
122
BROOKFIELD
49
11:52
I* 9:22
L 8:35
4:21
130
TIFTON
41
11:27
I* 8:40
L. 3:52
4:35
133
RIVERSIDE
38
11:16
L. 8:15
L. 4:21
4:53
139
TYTY
32
10:53
L. 7:44
L. 4:50
5:12
145
ALFORD
26
10:34
✓
L. 5:37
5:35 If
151 ISABELLA
20
10:15
L. 6:20
I* 6:20
6:01
16l|DAVIS
10
9:35
I* 5:35
A. 7:00
A. 6:30
17UEAST ALBANY
9:00 am
I* 5:00 AM
R. D. MKADER. Superintendent
Approved: CHARLICS L. SCHLATTER, Gen’l Manager.
Floreston Cologne.
A Ron, Dcllcbtfal and Faahlouabla Perfamo.
Exceedingly Frufraat,lA«tlnaA Bafreahlng.
PARKER'S'GINGER TONIC
Ginger, Bucbn. Mandrake, Stllllngl* and.
m.iny other of the best medicines known arc com-,
limed so skillfully in P*Ktca*’a Gnioaa Tome as.
to make It the greatest Blood Punflor and tho
Best Health andStrcngth Baaforer aver axed,
! It cures Dyepspila, Rheum,titm. Neuralgia,’
Maaplaaanaaa, aarf an ducases of the Btomaobj^
aavsEOStTtr^T’
If you axe wasting away with Consumption or,
any disease,use tbe Ton ic to^ay. Nomauerwbat<
your symptoms may be. it will surely half you.
Remember! This Tonic cures dnudmina
is the Bast Family Modicin* ever made,entire
'different from Bitters.Gnijer Preparatieoaand;
other Tonics, ana combines the best curative prop-
denies of all. liar a 50c. bottle 0/ yoordrogxist.
genuine without our sienature on outside
Viscnr A Co.. Chemicta. New York,
PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM 2£SBt,'B£Si
M £3 DICINES
FOR TIIE CCRE OF L J
FEVERS, PHIS, DTSPEPSM, SCROFUU,
Cancer, Colds and Coughs,
Manutactured from V^etable Matter only, and lor
Dr, L. HE HNS,
BRUNSWICK, GA.
«3-B iy Street. 3 doors from Hotel. o tS-3-n
t’EST GREEN AND BLACK
TEAS.
HUISTS OBSVISE NEW CRO’p
GARDEN SEED
—ANI>—
ONION SETS.
•HOWE CHEWING A SHOEING.
TOBACCO.
The nest 5 cent Cigars.
For sale at
nct-23-tf RLAIN’S DliVG NTOItE.
J«s.Elambright
Green Grocer,
AND DEALER IE
Country Produce
GROCERIES,
CANNED GOODS,
TOBACCO.
CIGARS,
. TANDARD AND
FANCY CRACKERS,
CANDIES, NUTS,
FRUITS, Etc.,
At! of which nrc offered for c»sh at reaaonablo
prlci’B.
I MEAN BUSINESS!
Niore corner Newcastle and Monk 8treela,
BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA.
CITY BARBER SHOP,
J. M. C\ RTER, Proprietor.
SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING AND HAIR DRESS-
: No done In th»* very latest and moat approved
■t>le.
LADIES ASD CHILDREX'S HAIR CUTTING A
SPECIALTY.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
rsn-7-ly.
iv v- T *''
I wish to call the attention of the ladles otBnmm-
wlck and on tbe linen of oar railroads to my ban*
acme assortment of., . . ( j . .' (l
Milling & Fancy Goods,
it.- > i-r a
CONSISTING OF
French Chip Bate and Bonnets,
French Fait Hata and Bonnets! r
French and American nos
Plush and Satin Ribbons,
Shaded Satina tor dreaa trimming.
Bilk Velvets, Velveteen In all colon.
Children's and Ladlea’Mosa:
Drees Trlmmnga. Paarementorle and Fringes,.
Worsted Goods, Buttons. Canvas Mottoes, ate.
KID GLOVES,
ol vif- r; ;!*rf:;b ' .
EVERY PAIR WARRANTED.
Tula store la axcltalTely tm tadlea, and they win
And a varied assortment In
...ii I •' .' 1 ■ j
LADIES’ AND CHILDREN’S UNDERWEAR;
AT EXTREMELY LOW PRICES.
Only Lady Clerks
Will be employed, who will show goods. My
Sot Counter
la still knit np, where win be found many naefnti
article. Whan yon do not aw what you wish, ante
for It, and if I haven’t It, will order It for yon wills
pleasure. Country orders solicited.
MRS. M- C. ROWE.
A.E.
Baker & Confectioner,
ALSO DEALER IN —
Fancy Groceries
TOBACCO, CIGARS and FRTJITS-
Ice-Cold Soda Water
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Tobacco and Cigars
A SPECIALTY.
I am well prepared to supply y u with n s »«
everything you wish to eat.
GOODS DELIVERED FREE.
Give mo a call, at oltner my etore on the Bay ot
on Newcaatle street, whoiv rnyselt or my clerks wili
be happy to serve you.
Fob2G ly A. F. HEINS.
The Best Place!
THE JEWELRY HEADQUAR
TERS OP
W. F. DOERFLINGER
la the Best Place of the Kind, in every respect,
I2T TOtST-Itfr-
JEWELRY,
WATCHES,
Etc,, Etc.,
Which baa Just arrived and la being acid at lm»
prices.
Repairs of all kinds done am abort notice-
and Satisfaction Guaranteed.
«M>I-ly
W. F. DOERFLIKGKR, Agent.
Monk street,new hotdl building,
Brunswick. Gcorgim
On and after Monday next I will keep conatauttw
on band
Fresh Fish and Oysters
at my F!-h Markevou llttlcftcld and Ttaon’s wbart.
ratroua can be suppded at any hour of tba da,.-
Yoor orders aullctted L.li.OARgWBLL.
8cp3-tf
A.D.GALE&SON,
LOCAL DENTISTS,
BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA.
Ofb. e over the store of Ealser k Brother. Those
wishing work done will And it to their uteres! t.
rail- _____ aepl tt
W.. J. PRICE,
'INSPECTOR OF
NAVAL STORES,
E.rUNSWICK. G-EOBG-i^..