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mm w4j)«ianJ*»!(»U«b M|!*4 *fj*|l -V*«| •— »1gtt «fci«u* Mm theSnowbaU i* 4££ JjjfcJ "Yes, Mb,-1 does- Dey W»to < Leap ordinariosf Mrfljf Austin. Dar aln’-t teip dollars in de whole family. ‘ ' I KnoW bcfciulM.1 baa been dar." w XTTi > r»i«u at**!* Vl»iJ»*U*4g V a i.Ji# i-ii. - “ You tmnk not nae snob i <v*?lb, o * ^’iH femo state yonr .psjifc'* ’ *; to'b*? -to dat ar married in piaoe at aaliop on, de mourner’ftkscab, and ■dn dd' day tefoah' New' Year’s I made upifajf' mind to tap rnyfiRare wow am dense of a fntnre fodder in-law ef yon can’t tax' him far a ten ?’’ c * Didhe'givo yoa tbs ten dollars f ” asked tbs justice. “'Bain Jdbnsibg then went on to Mate that when he 'asked bis fntnre father.indaw f old, man Snowball, for likrrfbbw po ny ^ When be bears a brass band for tho first limb, Hat finally cooled down and said as soon as be dished off > be would band over theX. I ‘all right’ and went off," said Sam, "bat seems dat after I was gone, old then Snowball asked bis darter, Matildy, to let him hab de funds, bat nebber tolo her It was far me. She said she couldn’t find her portmania, and asked her brndder Sob, who am sitting on de bench dar, wid bis bead tied op, fnr de ten dol lars. He said he would get It as soon as de bank opened, as he didn’t hab no small change; and he banted me ap and down Austin avenue and asked me ter lend him ten dollars, and I said I would nest day, bnt I nebber meant to do no such foolishness, no how. Yon see, judge, none of 'em tolo de adder dat bit was me what fust started de business.” ’ "Well, what has all this do with the assault?” asked the justice. “ Nest day, New Year's day, I called at de Snowball mansion on Austin nv- enne. Dey was all dar. I axed de ole man if he had de ten dollars he promised me. He said ‘sartinly,’ and went ober to Matildy and axed her for de money Bhe had promised him, and she said 'sartinly* too,and she goes ober ter Bob for de money he had promised. Bob said 'of course,' and I liopo I may be struck dead in my tracks ef dat old nigg&h didn’t come up ter me and say: “ Bruddor-in-lnw what's gwine ter be, has yer got de ton dollars yer promised me?” " What followed ?” asked tho justice. “I jess ri* up, and putting my stove-pipe on de side ob my head, I said: 'I tenders my resignation as a fotnre son-in-law, de same to go into effect from right now. II yer suspects dat Sam Jobnsing am sich a sucker as ter play matrimony in a family dat hain't got ten dollars on New Yeab’a day, you am whistling to the wrong pap, dal’s all,’ and I made fur de door”' -“I s ,; ; " What toast r ( *r *" “What next? Come here, jedge, and run yer band ober my wool and fed datbnmplikaan egg plant Dai’s a New Ysar’s giff from Matildy. Doss yst ass 'its hsse’ pssigsjl eqrs i T)alkj what I got from de ols maatem- ,mmmu Anamnsing sto*y, Illustrative of the Mothers; ‘ While cro N UHt ti ever studied mathemafiMT \ ^ "No,” answered the boatman. .told of a philoao- a‘lake in Boot- boatman if be had ■d\ Books, Pictures, Etc. 'MAGAZINES lEwsPAPEirs; Received dally and for sale at low prices, AH V "Then half your life is lost,” replied the philosopher n upaet the " Clan you swim ?” shouted the boot- man, as they both : floundered in the New Building, the whole <***»We fMeT or j1 retail, with every thing in the line of dMM^jeadag the philoso pher to his fate. The disadvantage of not being oo- minted' with the praotioal is tragically us tinted by the fate of Ooadoroet, the philosopher. 1 He died beoauae he did not know how ifhbdld bis putiulo an omelet ,, T , , ,,, At the breaking out of the revolution of *88, Oondowet, finding himself among mod to the guillotine, fled Impelled, by hanger, he entered a village inn and asked for an omelet. * The philosopher was a man ot aJincwt universal information, but, un- fortuiiMtqiy, hii knew, nothing of the oompteition ot.thin simple dish. " How many eggs would you like in your omelet?" asked tiptop-keeper. . "A dozen," answered the ignorant philosopher, not knowing that be was ordering enough for three or four mem The landlord’s suspicions were aroused. A man asking fur on omolu a dozen eggs must be on ariatoor 1 The stranger’s passport wus demo He had none. “ Who are you?” demanded tl> ' i. "I am a carpenter, seeking said Oondorbek Your hands give tho lie to yuui words,” replied the inn-keeper, pointing to his guest’s delioato, clean hands. The authorities wero called in, who •eat the philosopher to the jail. When, the next morning, the jailer opened the oeQ door, he found a oorpso. Con- doroet had escaped the guillotine by a dose of poisou.—r YotiMt Companion. New Yaar’agift on my pocson what Bob took obt ft moof-ful wid hla taet. Dot's why I walks wid a cane. I triad mighty hard to return de compE- uients ob de season, bat wheu do ole 'oman pound bilin' water down my frteh, I drew oat as an m^edeodant candidate. Dey out voted me, jedgm” In Consideration of it beiug the hol iday season, and about the justice's time for dinner, Um cases were die- •.»•*. The quest i* •:» as to who shqll bo speaker of th»- house has to be settled after even' murrinye. Mrs. Uverna>.e is J. i ; : firing on “The May of T*--!n_v.” T t boy is the *n>‘j-ct ofa good deal of I “during. A MHATTJSHKD MO unit. John Adania,’* said bjs friend und colleague, Thomas Jefferson, speaking of the OokgTMH which issued tho Decla ration Of IndejK-udeuco, “ John Adam* was our Colossus on tho floa& He wus^ nut graceful nor elegant nor remarkably fluent, but bo came out occasionally th apowor of thought and expression that moved us from our scats.’' An illustration of Mr. Adams’ forco of language and striking figures of s;ieech was given to Duuicl Webster, just be fore the venerable ox-Piusideut’s death. Mr. Webster called on Mr. Adams at his homo in Quincy, aud found him reclin ing on the sola, breathing with great difficulty. "I am glad to see you, sir," said Mr, Webster, •' and I hope you arc getting along pretty well.” "Ah, sir," answered Mr. Admits, drawing a long breath, "quite tho con trary. I find I am a poor tenant, occu pying a house muoh shattered by time; it sways and trembles with every wind, and has, in fact, gone almost to decay, and what is worse, air, the landlord; as Dear as I can find oat, don’t Intend to msko any repairs." W. T. GLOVER & CO., -ill’ll 1 ol ■> iino <4 a*sti tiv/ Uui r f.'.fil vti J oj nut tin,};,*! -fib nioi-r. u J:ufbnoo won flfififs ol btiJov YJM30A M3TIRWR30HU Mm Wig PICTURE FRAMING DONE ] ON SgQRT NOTICE. MALLORY'S Ufaskfak SirCAMSHlPS WMSTMMX TMJ&b lmf{ til <ww*«*l>ook) CITY OF SAM ANTOm, BUIES, v WlWrJ, P. !»d*jr all points on B. k A. snd J Through bills lading signed road.. Tot smartest things are often said by monism- A noide&t physician, who WM making his rounds in a lunatic asy lum found an adult patient riding • hobby-horse, "Btfang yoar hobby, arq you?” be said. " No," said theluna- tK ”X am riding my bobby-bone” "What fa the difleceooe?” said the doo- k*. "Any one who is riding a hobby- Bqns eon stop when he chooees; but qr om who'll riding s hobby oauV? On BainUy evening a well-known member him by;and Taegot enodAqr ^,,ifatpr.«ohed(romthefax^ "Baul, ' *“ gaol, why i-swtoofaet thou >lo?" In the audieuo. there was an engineer named8*u\ '’he was aooompanied by his wife m. .ilia girt.. The reverend gentleman t-i-sted his text several times, .... Saul, why perseouteet thou Me? At fast the daughter of Saul, thi. - iug that the text had a per* tonal nppi.astioa, looked ap into the faoe (A her father and said t " Don’t mind Urn, father, he’s l«eu drinking.” fr is suspected by the Boston Globe that a good many fathers have ascer tained that the man waa right who said: “Learning is well enough ; but it hard ly pays to give a 85,000 education to a 85 bOT.” The Philadelphia Sew* believes that -h lurks in boiled cabbage, Bake m if yuu wont to be safe. < Brunswick Bracket Works T c^jjosd stre|t, t ^ BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA EDWARDS, WARD A CO, PROPRIETORS ;i:i'Ur4ii ■ Wood Turning, Moulding, i f SAWING, Etqf, Picket* «t all styles mstle to order,Wood of essry dc.crlptlon, slso, 8cr< 11 end Clrci lug douo Willi neiitness snd (lisps Eluted Uslusters, Newels snd K( land or mado to order. Psttorns, Modsla Twisted Works. Ten.Pin* snd Bslls, Indlsn Clubs, Mouldings, both straight snd clrrnlsr, lor csrpon- tors cabinet maker, snd plsno lorte manufacturers, sll trades supplied In tbelrdiffereut branch- 'i iiaro slso the flues t lipc of Brackets, Psper Holders, Slipper sndBWrtOscoplo Csses. Picture Frames, Clock 8hclvcs. Hstsnd Towel Rscks. stc. j»-l'lc*ee give us s call, sud leave your orders. N. B All Jobbing attended to st once, snd done v w>n#-tf On snd after November 30, 1881. the following will bo tho schedule of the U. k B. E. R.: NIQHT EXPRES8 (DAILY). Arrive si Brunswick “ “ * Leave Brunswick Leave HiS?5 DAY PASSENGER AND.MAIL (DAILY). Lesvo Macon Arrive et Brunswick —f u Leave Brnnewlck eJeenp »•» Arrive st Macon 7:50PM For oonnecUons see 8.. F. k W. Schedule. ' .*•'* .Jimu'TsS HU ft* f- mm j> ^Tooii ,Yaa\?.on ^IiooU fiuiiT ini/. ii« )i'lilofi y !iiilfy‘i((r>,tj'i fm/.. j 1 l ... : .Y/.ff H'.i'l iid.i - ,H'rrr. fc'l ^ fM'um ■ 1/1 ! '-iUi> - / 1 -* ! i ( •' " AlfP FANCY ARTICLES. / i >i‘i / / -ii nt n ... ,, , u ‘'mm ■I /i Ml) -T.llld ;T< M ),«i Ui iJSM 6 ,T2jo ;H: am 'i zs'nco ILZZl S Of PE WORKS, ETC! ft-tep -SuoJienuV uvsng ss(n |o oeitapisoj in pnnoj eq 0*3 sraoq esoutsnq reuv *»U*IN rofig OW» jo sjsoq n»»» <mu» >m-» pupuuodtatoa sMoudinmaud ikNviomuid^r •sjnojiuoiio yuu sSiU([ qsaij yuu o.inj sscj^txoxas.Tz ju^carx^a: Dy! _ - —-enavnaasTivauv——. , , p i | I • i ‘SJOTB^ srorattqo •sp^oi eeSnodg » r*-rr-y<> f * f v . r : J Vf ‘BSXOqtuT(fjOUOI^S JO 3{00J|J !)08{9g . f '8987JQ SuiSSOJ(J ( S3ipVJ ‘89pBJf) flU 8dBOg j 9 n 0 J, ' ■ . ‘eaqsaia ireN P ut, t D°°tt <J PH • ‘sqnxoQ hjooj;-9uij puo SmssajQ il'iA Z ifiAiiiiiAl'O »i»5i» iriafa °4 IWwA»*w n uipw °uwo aoumw m •YO ’BDIMSNUtoa - - ‘aSflOH NOS13N BRUNSWICK, GA., INSURANCE AND COLLfCTM AIENT, WILL BUY AND SELL, Land ar\d Real Estate. DENTIST, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA. Office up stair* In Crovttt's new bntldlng. jy23-l Dr. R. B. HILL Offer* hie professional servleee to the cMsene of Brunswick. Can be founS, dtrrlng thediyt at his office, next door to RoMrts’ Dya* More, -near th* Post Office, smt during the night st his resldenc* on Oeorce Street, Dtsvllle, near old M. A B. R. R. depot. decl7-tf INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF X«e Baron Drury, Citation. Notice ii hereby tbit Mary A. l)uBl| rane Avenue—five rooms sud kitchen under one roof. For terms apply to Da. W. B. BURROUGHS, deed-If or, C. P. GOODYEAR. forflna) and each of you court objection*. If any you given to UI' nnrttee concern..! on on, as administratrix of Felltt- * - - -■ ■ —- Ordiua- petition and you to file !i| thin •lischarge, to iucb by or before the first Monday in March 18*2. Tbi* December 1,1881. EDGAR P. DART, Ordinary .G C. Ga.