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ULSTER IRISH HUMOR, ' In County Down a countryman win dd horse hod suddenly died tods the gktoto a tanner. The tanner said, in the Scotch dialect peculiar to the dis trict: “Icannagieyou full price lor this skin; it’s ower uma’.” The reply ^. “ That’s quare. Tlie aul’ horse wore it twenty years and mair, and niver made any complaint about it being ower sma’.” An old man married a young wife, who after some time rued her bargain, and gate him* poison.' The doctor who was called in whispered his suspicions to comings, our failures, these teach us to his aged patient, The young wife, soon jjunk before we act, to consider each after coming to the bedside, said bo- step, to weigh every moti seechingly: "Oh, Bob,.do ye know me, dear?” “No,” said he, “but I am beginning to know..ye.” - A drunken fellow belonging to Ban gor, in (Wbtyi)own7 fellasleep in the graveyard into whioh he had wandered over night. He was suddenly roused from sleep by the sound of the early postman’s bom or trumpet, which he mistook for the archangel’s trumpet on the restageotka g said: *‘ What t ah’r a one risen here but ine J It speaks bad for Bangor.” A hardy postboy, with a bare throat* was driving bis vebicle along an exposed road in the teeth of a biting wind. A passenger suggested, as the driver had no neck-cloth of any sort, that Ho should at least fasten his shirt at the neok with a pin. “.Jhpinl” wjp the reply; “ sure there’s no hate in a pin.” An old sexton (a care-taker oi a church and churchyard) in County Armagh, waa asked by his dying wife : “ Andy, dear, I have just one request to make before I die." ‘‘What is it, Betty?” “I wish you to carry me over to my own oountry in Tyrone, and bury me with my father and mother." The journey was sixty miles. “ Well, Betty," was the answer, “I’ll try you here first in our own meet- ing.houso green, and if ye give ony trouble I’ll take yeup and bury ye in Tyrone.” A minister who was not perhaps too careful in his habits was induced by hia friends to take the teetotal pledge. Hia health began to suffer, and his doctor ordered him to take one glass of punch doily. “Ohr said he, “X dore not, Peggy, my old housekeeper, would tell the whole parish. ” “ When do yon shave?” the doctor asked. “In the morning.” “Then," said the doctor, ••shave at night; and whcnPeggy brings you up your hot water yon «n take your glass of punch Just before going to betLT The minister aBttfjftfty eaiyl to im prove in health and spirits. The doctor met Peggy sotm'*fte«%ald, ifid said: “ I’m glad to hear, Peggy, that your master is better." “Indeed, sir, he’a bettor, but his brain’s affected; there’s something wrong wi’ his mind.” "How?” Why, doctor, he used to shave at night before going to bed, bnt now he shaves in the mam, he shaven before dinner, he shaves after dinner, he shaves at night—he’s aye sharin'.” A minister had become very fat and paunchy. “Oh," said an observer, “ it's nothing bnt ohnroh extension,” “ What was the text the day, Jamie ?" was the question asked one Sunday after noon. “Wool, it was that one where tho. apostle delivered Hymcnua and Philetus to Baton that they might learn not to blaspheme. ” “ Noo I’m thinkin* he could no gio them into waur hands.” —Hamer'» Drawer. WHAT TUB CZAR OF RUSSIA RATS, The Czar is disposed to “ live while he does live.” In his dining-hall little round tables are distributed in nooks and comers, containing the sabuska, or appetizers. The zabuska consist of caviare, herrings, smoked salmon, sar dines, emokod goose, sausages, cheese, bread and butter. Baw beets, pickled in brandy, introduced from Denmark by the Empress, ore often added. Guests gather around these tables as they en ter. A battery of deoantere also Btondt upon each table, and it makes the choieh difficult between tho national wodka, bitten, hummel, cognac, liqueurs and the English geneure. The principal soup is muds of the sterlet, a V< But thethar’s favorite is the “c an imperial seerBl, of which beef, mut ton, onions and garlic are known to be ingredients. Another soup, the “ otroa- ka,” is a conglomerate sauce made of peon, apples, plums, barley and grpats, h> which swim little pieces of meat, her ring and pickled gherkins. The Cur is particularly fond of chicken cutlets a la posh ireki—mode of ImM chicken, tried in the torn of -outlets in bread crumbs and eggs. Qo is also fond of pork cooked in milk and served with a sharp sauce. The Osar specially likes hah preserved in a variety of ways, pickled cucumbers and capona He al- ways eats in full-dresa uniform, and tbs swno is required of all who dine with him—Aft Pelcrtbura Utter. FACIAL INDICATIONS. Xenial Characteristics Indicated in Fates, Round-eyed persons see muoh, live muoh in the senses, but think less. Narrow-eyed persons, on the other hand, see less, bat think more and feel more intensely. It will be observed that the eyes of children are open and round. Their whole life is to receive impres sions. It is only when childhood is ma turing toward man or womanhood, that, thought comes, if it cob6s at all., Bui what is it that most leads to reflection ? Experience. Our errors, our short- motive. When, therefore, the upper eyelid—for it is that whioh has the greatest amount^ of njohil- ity—droops Over tho ey||itft merely lfeflMitibh, but sc to reflect about. Hence the length or drooping of the upper eyelid betokens confession and penitence. The drooping of the hair of the eyelid from the outer hngle to the center indicates the dispo sition to confess one’s fault to parents or Mpiprs, to “father eonfessottf or to tttp, Supreme Being. Tho drooping of tho half of the eyelid from the inner angle to the center betokens a disposition to repent, and to “ do works meet tor repen. tanoe.” Closely allied to these signs ore those of prayerfuTness and humility. The former is indicated by the muscle which turns the eye directly upward. Tho faculty of huinility is indioated by the muscle whioh turns the eye directly down ward, as represented in the pictures oi Madonna, Prayerfulness is usually large in connection with the sign of confession, and humility in connection with that oi penitence; the reason of which is that between the faculties of penitence and humility there is tho some close connec tion as between confession and prayer. One who has more prayer than humility has the eye turned habitually somewhat upward, so that tho upper part of the iris is a little covered by the upper eye lid, and so as to leave a slight space be tween the iris and the lower lid. The reverse is true of one that has more hu mility than prayer. 13m faculty of truth —that is, the love of it—is indicated by the muscle which surrounds the eye, causing folds and wrinkles. Justioe is indicated by the musoie whioh causes perpendicular wrinkles between the eye brows. Fullness and wrinkles under the eye, for whioh some persons are remark able, indicate the love of mathematical aocuracy • and wrinkles Offirved upward from the outer angle of tho eye and eye brow indicate probity or personal truth fulness. There are three degrees of the faculty of justice. The first is a kind of exactness or strict honeHty in small mohey matters, whioh some people would call closeness,. and is indicated by a single perpendioulor wrinkle or line be tween the eyebrows. The second is the disposition to require justice in others, and is indicated by two perpendicular lines or wrinkles, one on each side of the oonter—a very common sign. The third ps conscientiousness, or the dispo sition to apply the rale of justioe to onofa self, and is indicated by three or more wrinkles or lines, especially noticcal >le, extending above tho eyebrow when the muscle is in action. The love of com mand is indicated by one or more short tronsverso wrinkles across the root of the nose, exactly between the eyes. It may be seen in groat military command ers, in masters and teachers, and in those generally who are fond of exercis ing authority. In those who are wont ing in power to command, and have no desire for responsibility this sign is also absent The faculty of command fre quently acts with that part of justice which reprimands, or require? others to do right, and both together produce that frowning and lowering brow which is so torriblo to evil-doers, or to those who love to be approved rather than con demned.—Phrenological Magazine. Onoui scientists have discovered, through experiment that the electric light Is breUMtO other methods of illumination, since it loaves the sit purer, and that some colors—red, green, bias and jttUow especially—are shown more distinctly by it than by daylight HER FEATHER* A girl at Anderson, Kjr., desired s new hat trimmed profusely with bright-ool* ored feathers, aoeonUng to the ruling fashion, bnt bad no money to buy them. A brilliant-hued rooster came her way and she killed him, plucked hia feather* and adorned the hat exactly to her lik ing. But the owner of the fowl had her arrested, and she wore the hat in court instead of ohnroh, ae she had intended. Lin ia diridedinto three terms—that which was, whioh is and whioh will be. Let ns learn by the ps»t to profit by the present, and from the present to live better for the future. CONSISTING OF French Chip Hat* and Bonnets, French Felt Hats and Bonnet*. W l * .Jfl| ■ssciS ifwefjt »fe«r*•; nnti* ■*«*»« , y , . , v , ■ e&tuslt A**Gts*l TO Ux-Jj Sot VA t mt A W-*;-., t. j«; - . i awl 1 gpdf xmoSeutps '.taaiq -api 4 i tIPure MWiie Lead, Zing & Colors, Cilass Putty. Varnishes & Brushes EVERY PAHTWARRA^TED. • This star* <■ aTolnstmlv fins* Isdiiw and thaw wilt ; Srf"---’- Plain and Decorate Wall Paper ai etHW udt tltk Doors, Sashes, Blinds, Etc., , ;. f. u : •' •"• '‘, Locks, Sash-Weighis, Cord, Hinges, Shews, Etc., -■ 9 . . t , . : % * ■ -?* . A Lime,"Plaster, hair & cement. bai -.„Trr: ot rz-~r*a;-. I wish to call the attention of the ladles of Bruns wick and on the lines of our railroads to my hind some suortmeSl af ■oswwaqw . «M/olt ' French sod American Flowers, Gloves, laces, Flush sod Satin Ribbons. Baahde ShadedEIbboBS Bbaded Satina for drsaa trimming, ‘ 811k Velvets, Velveteen in sllcolors. Children's end Ladles' Hose. Dress Trlmmngs, Psssamcntorio and Fringes, Worsted Goods, Buttons, Onvas Mottoes, eto. KID GLOVESl And a varied assortment 1 IKS' MD GHlLDS[H’S UKOEftWUR, AT EXTREMELY LOW PBIC28. Only Lady Clerks ! Will be emplojed, Vbo will show goods. My ' ' ' .’I ; 4 j Sot Counter Is still kept np, where wlU be fonnd many nsefnl article. When you do not see what yon wish, ask for It, and If I haven't it. wlU order It for yon with pleasure. Oountry ordere eolicited. if MRS- M. C. ROWE. NO. 5; WHITAKER STREET, A.E. 0*eZ^w- Brunswick & AlhanyBailr’d a . ^ \ TIME TABLE. Takes Effect Monday, Octoberj3dJlS81- TRAINS GOING WEST. FREIGHT NO. 3. L. 5:00 ah L.6KX) L.6:37 L.7:10 L. 8:10 L.837 L.9:50 L. 10:23 L. 11:12 L. 12:10 L. 12:27 FM L.l:10 L. 2:14 L. 2:60 L. 3:36 L. 3:52 1* 4:21 L. 4:60 L. 5:37 L. 6:20 A. 7:00 GEB NO. 1 LEAVE. 9:00 am 9^0 10rf» 10:46 1126 11:41 1220 pm 12:41 1:14 * 2:101 220 2:47 3:23 3:56 4:21 4:35 4:53 5:12 5:35 T 6:01 A. 6:30 1 25 32 45 60 60 67 78 90 93 101 112 122 130 133 139 145 151 161 171 STATIONS. BRUNSWICK 6 JAMAICA WAYNESWILLE.. LULATON HOBOKEN SCHLATRVILLE. WAY CROSS WARE8BORO MILLWOOD PEARSON KIRKLAND WILLICOOCHEE. ALAPPAHA BROOKFIELD TIFTON..; RIVERSIDE TYTY ALFORD ISABELLA DAVIS EAST ALBANY TRAINS GOING EAST. (BEAD UPWASDS.) PASSEN GER NO. 1. LEAVE. 171 155 146 139 126 121 111 104 A. 6:45 6riX) 5:32 506 || 429 4:13 3:43 3:16 2:43 2:10 t 1:35 1:10 § 12:32 pm 1102 11:27 11:16 10:53 10:34 10:15 9:35 9:00 am FREIGHT NO. 4. A. 7:15 L. 6:20 L. 6:43 L. 6:10 L. 4:10 L. 3:50 L 3:05 L.2KJ0 1*1:14 L. 12:10 1*11:48 L. 11:06 L. 10:16 I* 9:22 I* 8:40 L. 8:15 L. 7:44 L. 6:20 5:35 L. 5:00 am R. D. MEADER. Superintendent. Approved: CHARLES I* SCHLATTER. Gen’I Manager.' Florcston Colognes A New, DellshtfelnndFnsliIonohlel^rfume. ExceedinglyFree rent, Last Ine a Refreshing. e-i i »>*» iuj f*ncy foosii dealers. icox&COey ChomliUi N# Yd I PARICTR’S cingtrtonic . Ginger, Eucho, Memlreko, RtlUIngln and [runny othor of th‘e bc*t raedtemesLuownarccom- tbined eo ekilltully In Pahkek’s Clscin Toxic ns Ho nuke it the greatest Blood Purifier and the iSestHealth and Strength r.csforerever nsed. ! It cures Dyspepsia. Bheumrli.m, Neuralgia, .Sleepleataeas, and iul due - ‘ * «f the Stomach, IbowcU, Lungs, Liver. Kid. r , Urinary Orgene (and all Female Conipiainl., It ^ou ar* ft" -) OUe ftVIuptOlU* t\XV Wee* t .;c.V -IwD Remember! Till* Tonic cure* drunkeimeu, None cenuine without our «cnat... w HliCOX&Co.» Chcir.nU, New York. I>EST GREEN AND BLACK TEAS. ^ HOISTS OENLINE SKW GltOI GARDEN HEED ONION SETS. J«.E.Liiniln'iglit Green Grocer, Raker & Confectioner, ALSO DEALER IN TOBACCO, CIGARS and FRUITS. Ice-Cold Soda Water ALWAYS ON HAND. Tobacco and Cigars ' f • .’i .v&ii • •' iv/ lo ,jf’A A SPECIALTY. I am well prepared to supply y a with any aw everything yon wish to eat. GOODS DELIVERED FREE. Give mo a call, at either my store on the Bey OT on Newcastle a tree!, where myself or my clerkiwlis b ”M?y ,erT,y<ra ' A.W.m». V RECEIVED AND DEALER IN Country Produce GROCERIES. CANNED GOODS. TOBACCO. CIGARS, STANDARD AND FANCY CRACKERS, LNDIE8, NUTS, tUITS, Etc.. All »r which ere offered for ceeh el leaaooelile prior*. • ” “ ‘ 1 ’ ' h>B’ }<* -Visrii sd I MEAN BUSINESS! Store corner Newceatlr and Monk Btreett, BUUNSWKK, GEORGIA. J. M. CARTER. Proprietor.. CHOICE CHEW! SO & s«oh.vo |CI ty BARm SHOP, TOBACCO. The nest 5 Cent Cigars. For sale at oct-23-ti BLAIN’S DICI’C STOKE. r> BP AVISO. HAIR CUTTING AND HAIR DRK88- 1NG done lo the very la tart tad moat approved ityle, LADIES AND CIIILDBBirsIrAIR CUTTING A SPECIALTY. len SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Cut Loaf, Powdered, Granulat ed and Cofnmon Sugars, Full Line of Fresh Groceries, A full Stock of Dry Goods, -AT- J. J. SPEARS'. r-FOlt GOOD' BREAD AND BISCUITS USE J. J. SPEARS’DRY HOP YEAST AND WHITE PUFF BAKING POWDEB. W. 3. PRICE, INSPECTOR OF NAVAL STORES, BRUNSWICK. GEORGIA: eng U-tf /. GaoY*rr 9 ATTORNEY AT LAW, BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA. Offlce next to AnreATiaxnaXD imu building. **