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Ail Arkan.au Cullcnn. “ Parson Timothy,” said the Judge to a colored mao, who bad just been arraigned, “Jon are charged with Hi jLfrr Thomson'* wife. I havfjuown ybu for years, and bad always considered you an upright man. And now, sir, that you are ar raigned on so terrible a charge, with such overwhelming proof against you, I must confess that my fnitb in the colored part of humanity is greatly shaken, by a severe chill from the dark swamps of deception. As you expect ouo day to be arraigned before a bar from which there is no appeal, tell mo, aro you , guilty ? Did you run away with Deacon Thomson’s wife ?” “ Judge,", replied Timothy, after fioverafoiinnies’ reflection, “ it would take me some time to splaiu dis mat ter ter tie satisfaction ob de court.— Bat I’ll try. I is a preacher, as yer- solf well knows, an, has assisted many a man in lindin’ the Lamb—” “Yes,” broke in a witness, “an’yer foun’ my sheep an’ stole it last fall, and I ken probe it.’* “ Silence 1” thundered the Judge, “or you will be stood on your bead. The prisonor shall bo protected. The Constitution of the United States de clares in italics that prisoners are en titled to the respect and floral tributes of evory man, woman and child in the country.” “ You are mighty Coufod, Judge,” said the prisoner. ‘As I was going to remark I lnb Deacon Thomson liko a red nude luboats. Visitin’his house often, I seed dat his wife gib him a groat deal oh ’noyauces. I seed sep- euter somethin’ was done, dar would ho a split in do family. After study- iu’ do question scbornl days I-was in spired to remove de ’oman. De im pulse was so strong dat I couldn’t, shake it off. Affairs grow wusser an’ wussor. At last I weut. ober to do dea con’s house an’ roraovod do ’oman.” The prosecuting attorney then read suverul affectionate letters that had been written by tho prisoner. “Judge,” exclaimed tho prisoner, dat prosecutin' nttornoy is a fool an’ I owe de witness ten cents for board. (Sensation in tho Court room). I w„s inspired to move de ’oman.” “ Were yon over crazy?” nsked the counsel for defonso. “I should Tomark,” answered the prisoner, “I flung a hatchot nt ole marster’foro do war, nu’ afterwards butt my bead agin a bcccb tree till it throbbed liko a stone-bruise. I is a high toned niggav, an’ of I ha.tent cum ter Littlo Rock I might, hnb staid away. Don’t let bow-legged Ike test ify, fur I borrowed a shirt from him.” Hero a frisky negro stepped up and struck the prisonor with a hoop-polo. Tho prisonor, in his oxcitcmont, called tho.Jiulgo a linr. Recess was then taken, during which time tho prisoner ate a boiled cabbage. After recess,the prisonor acknowledged that ho owed another witnoss ten cents.— Then tho court adjourut-d. — l.ittlc Rock Gazette. lVtant a Hoy Will.Do. An exchango says a boy will tramp *247 miles in one day on a rabbit hunt, and he limber in the evening, whon, if you ask him to go across the street and borrow Jones’ two-inch anger, ho will be os stiff as a meat block. Of courso he will. And he will go swim ruing and stay in the water three hoars at a time and splash and dive and paddle and puff, and next morning ho will feel that an un measured insult has been ofieied him when he is told by his ninth* it., wash his face carefully, r« as not n> leave tho sciire of tho ebb and flov * . plain to be see-, under the gills. An i he’ll wander around a dry creek lied all the afteriio n piling np a pt l>.>:.• front, and nearly die off when hi* ig sister wants him to please pick n: a tiasket of chips for tin- parlor st<* And he’ll spend the biggest part 11 ite day trying to corner a -tray m il.- or a h. .-tnn-i. hoi «i for a rub. I feel that all life's charms Imve tl t when the fin*'- criucs f>i Irivi • cows home. And he'll turn a t> - tri e lot upside down for ten inches t .mgle- i-'itv tsv lb- voiceless tomb when the garden d. . .mis his attention. But nil the ► , when \.,a . i fr>«-ti i ■ ho wi ■ mud by you atm sympathiser with ymi, and be true to\.,.i in .nt kinds • ! .'Bather, euluu i.n of those same A GREAT CITT PAPER. Tho working force on a great city journal like the New York Tribune and Herald is systematized, graded and is almost as oocnplex as that of tire munici pal. government, Thcrt is, first, the editor-in-chief, sorhetime*, but not al ways, part owner of the journal; sec ond, the managing editor j then follow the night editor, news editor, editorial writers, the literary and agricultural editors, the dramatic, musical and art critics, the man whose business it is to make up columns of gleanings, of per sonals, of educsdirmal or art note* j the sporting, charitablo and fashion editors; the necrologist, who keeps biographies of overy living man or woman of note in his pigeon-holes ready to pub lish the hour of their death; then comes the city editor with his huge staff of reporters busy night and day in searching for items of local interest. Each of tho heads of the departments, indeed, lias usually his assistants, their number and ability depending on the means of the journal. Outside of tho office are tho large corps of editorial writers and critics, who usually are paid by the column, and beyond these again the correspond ents and occasional writers, which, in the case of at least one New York jour nal, aro numerous enough to people a village, and are found all over tho world, from i he pole to tho equator. This vast force belong solely to tho editorial de partment ; the business columns of the paper aro under totally separate man agement. A LITTLE MJHPltlST. He walked into the office this morning looking much like a man pretty well satislied with general results, and sii.l: “ Can I see the editor ? ” He was shown that eminently • id adjunct to a newspaper at once. “Good morning, sir,” ho eh i.e- gan. “ Momin',” said tho editor. “I came in,” ho proceeded, “to tell you of n misprint in tho paper.” “Yes? What is it?” “ Well, you see I sent a notice nround yesterday that Mr. Smith had just been murriod, and your compositor, 1 seo, has got it ‘Mr. Smith has just lieen martyred,’but I guess it don’t hardly make enough difference to change it.” Tho editor scratched his bond a min ute, and thought of house-cleaning and other female eccentricities, and told tho visitor of course it didn’t, and ho went away whistling, “ Why should the spirit of mortal be proud ? "—SteubenvitU llcrald. a Ultraiit hoy. An editor of an Illinois paper took a boy to learn the printer’s trade. He was careful to impress ujxin his mind tin- ne cessity of otiedienco and of doing every thing thoroughly. After preliminary instruction tho lad was given a stick and rule and was taken to a ease to wrestle with a piece of copy. The ed itor went off to a ]>olitical convention. The other boys in the office paid Imt lit tle attention to tho new recruit, and when tho editor returned half a day later ho found tho boy down uikmi his knees searching for something on ttie floor. “What's the matter, Johnny?" said ho. “Why I drojijiod a type liefore I got tho first lino set,” replied the boy, “and you told mo liefore I weut to work that whenever I dropped a type, I must stop and pick it up liefore I did anything else. I've been looking for that con founded type all day and I can’t find it.’- Need wo say that boy succeeded in business? Ho grew np, weut West, slid became President of an editorial asso ciation. A Gkiuian philosopher has been ex perimenting as to the influence of intel lectual labor upon the circulation of the blood. His observations allow that the heart beats are increased two to throe pulsations |» r minute. The greater tho labor and ti. - closer the attention, the greater tin- i umla-r of pulsations. Thus this philo-*-.-'ler .lim -Vers that tae-tudy of geometi • to which he had never giv en much a - lion, mode his heart beat more rap.. • 'turn that of philosophy, with whii . was already luuiiliar. Concernii- > ■- effwt of ardnnas lovo- mnkiug > the heart heats he does not apt—i to hove recorded any oliser- vwtaiUH -THE FIBM 07- W. T. GLOVER & CO, (8U0CH8OB8 TO W. T. GLOVER) Hu removed ftom the -tore next door to the Past Office, and opened -fresh In Dixon’s New ^Building, Whore the pnblic can be supplied, at wholesale or retail, with everything in the Uno of STATIONERY, Books, Pictures, Etc. NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS t HIKES Received daily and for sale at low prices. §. M. GLOGAUER, HR -HEADQUARTERS FOR- PICTURE FRAMING DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. MALLORY’S NEW YORK & BRUNSWICK Steamship Line. .STEAMSHIPS SMT.'E OF miim . Captain RISK, CITY WF SAN ANTONIO, GIGARS AND TOBACCOS, Captain 1I1NES. I.. nvt'8 Now York overy Friday at :i P. 31.. arriv ing in Brunawlck overy Tuesday. Close connection with all yolutH on 11. & A. aud M. «fe B. Railroads, Tit rough bills lading signed to all points on abov roads. Freight and passage as low as by any other line. For passenger and state rooms apply to H, W. SOUTH WICK, Agt. Junei-ly Brunswick, Ga. Brunswick'JBracket'W orks RICHMOND STREET, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA. EDWARDS, WARD & CO, PROPRIETORS. Wood Turning, Moulding, SAWING, Etc., In the offioo of a well-known physi cian in Pittsburgh is preserved the “smallest heart that ever beat in a hu man breast, eo far as the reoordi show.” The organ is less than one-fourth the average size, and, str:uniely enough, it tielonged to one of the “biggest-heart ed ” men in the Went He was wh ilo- soult-d, generous, syrnpat otic, gentle, and brave as a lion. California squaws wear bangs and chew pine-tree gum. Pickets of all styles every description, tug done with urutue* Fluted Balusters, Nev liautl or made to orde Twisted Works, Ten-Pi iado to order,'Wood Turning so, Her. 11 and Circular Haw aud dispatch. Octagon and Is and Huils constantly Patterns. Models, Rope and uud Balls, Indian Clubs, Mouldings, both straight nml circular, for carp- tors, cabinet makers aud piano forte manufacturers, iu fact, all trades supplied in their different branch es. We have also the finest line of Brackets, Paper Holders, Slipper and Stertoscopic Cases, Picture Frames, Clock Shelves, Hat aud Towel Hacks, etc. Please give us a call, and leave your orders. N. B.—All Jobbing attended to at once, and done at reasonable rates. uovPJ-tf Fresh Fish and Oysters at my Flab Market on Littlefield aud Tison'a wharf. Patrons can bo suppfied at any hour of the day.— Your orders solicited. L*L.CABSWELL« 8ep3-tf D. D. ATKINSON, DENTIST, BRUNSWICK, - - GEORGIA. Office up stairs iu Crovatt's new building. jy23-l Dr. R. B. HILL Brunswick. Can be found, daring the day, at his office, next door to Roberta’ Drug Store, near the Post Office, and during the night at his residence on George Street. Pixville, near old M. A B. R. B. depot. tleclT-tf TOYS, TOYS! AND FANCY ARTICLES. ALL KINDS OF FIRE WORKS, ETC! Chess, Parley & Co. -WHOLESALE DEALERS IN- OILS OF ALL KINDS, NAVAL STORES, NAVAL STORE SUPPLIES, -TOGETHER WITH- Hay, Grain, Provisions, Etc. Highest Market Rates paid for Naval Stores, uished at Closest Figures. Supplies fur- JylS-lj H. A. KENRICK, Real estate | Land Agent, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA. ATTENTION GIVEN TO COLLECTION OF RENTS. Beferenc***: Gen. Johu B, Gordon, Atlanta, Ga,; Hon. John T. Collin*, Collector Port of Brunswick G». ang30-<kn 40 O TONS GRATE AND STOVE COAL! $7 PER TON. *3 75 PER HALF TON, $3 FEB QUARTER TON, Bit JESSE WILDER, NEWCASTLE STREET. FOR SALE ! DE8IRABLBHOU8B AND LOTooCock- rent- Avenue—five room. and kitchen under one ro ,f. For term* apply to Dn. W. B. BURROUGHS. decMt or. C. P. GOODYEAR. ASBESTOS ROOFING. INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF Le Baron Drury, BRUNSWICK, GA. ItW-tf Citation. Notice I* hereby given to *U pertie, concerned that Mary A. linBIgnon, I* adminlitmtrtx of Feiici- te DoBlgno*. deceeend. b*e died In thie the Ordlne* ry'. Court of Glynkeolrnty, Georgia. her petition for dnil discharge u ench ertmtniwimtri*. and jro“ end each of yon are hereby notifted to die Inlhl* court objection,, if mny you hare to *ncb dtachwge. by or before the Bret Monday lo Marcb M*. Tbi« December 1,1881. EDGAR P. DART. ’ Ordinary .0 0. Ga.