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Soon ITIaled. Berth Georgia Ci« ran. In Honston, G.t., not long «g‘>. company of young folks met to enjoy a game of whist. There was occasion for one of the young women to re mark tkrt she would never marry a man so like Oscar Wilde that he should fall to the esthetic depth of wearing his hair a la horse-tail. Her interlocutor bantered the fair Geor gian to marry him, and os much to his surprise as to that of the compa ny, she accepted the offer. The par ty of the first part was rather elated than crestfallen, however, because the party of the second part happened to be as wise as she was witty and as rich in parse as she was rare in per sonal attractions. Cards were aban doned, a courier was seut with qnick heels for a marriage license, a jadgo was summoned as witness, a clergy man was hauled from his study, and with a quickness that almost took away the bride’s breath, she found herself a wife. As the betrothal took place at ten and the marriage at eleven, one hour only was consumed. In this romantic way Miss May- belle Clark, daughter of Judge Clark, of Americas, was wodded to Henry L. Sandlin, a worthy and well-to-do merchant of Houston county. Damon and Ffthlu Outdone. New York Hou . Who can say that tho story of Da mon and Pythias is a myth, after reading what occurred in tho women’s deportment of tho Tombs last week ? Upon the death of Matron Foster, af- tbirty-six years of service, it became tho duty of tho Police Justices to con sider which of hor two assistants should fill tho vacant position. They decided upon Miss French, but that lady declined, uud insisted that her rssociate, Miss Adamson, should bo the now Matron. Thereupon an un precedented sccno occurred. Tho two women, with toars and supplica tions, apponlcd to tho Magistrates to givo tho better position to her friend, and not to licrsolf. Tho mattor was finally compromised by Miss Adam son accepting Uio post of Matron, with tho understanding that Miss French should receive an equal sala ry. Tho bordoued Police Magistrates were soon to wipo their oyos during tho goueroas contest between tho wo men, and probnbly nothing exactly like it has ever occurred in tho histO' ly of American official patronage. Iowa Clrla are Taucli t. - 3[ W 8°* jt * ,ern World. ~At the Iowa Agricultural College Shipwrecks Last Year. Two thousand and thirty-nino aot- jinl shipwrecks occurred throughont the world last yoar, and tho estimated vnluo of proporty lost was ono billion four hundred million. As compared with the previous year, there was an incroaso of abont three hundred and fifty-nine in the numbor of wrecks and an increase of abont five hundred million in the valuo of property lost. One hundred vessols sank through collision, and fopr thousand one hun dred and thirty-four persons perished. This included officers, crews and pas sengers in all parts of tho world, and is considerable in excess of the num ber roportod daring the previous J’ ear ‘ — The Work of an BdUor. Ncwadealera’ Bulletin. The duties of the genuine, dyed-in- the-wool, simon-pure editor, are mul tifarious and multitndinons. His work is uot only to “do a little writ ing,” os is sometimes snpposed, bat to cull, to glean, to select, to discrim inate, to decide, to foresee, to observe, to grasp, to explain, to elucidate, to inflate, to boil down, “to be, to do and to suffer,” and several hundred other verbs, with a large number of districts yet to hear from. I( ’oajua oqj jo dntuado oqj £q pesnsa si juamjisdap unions oqj ui luntiam u norpu mnajs ojui joju.u ;o Satjsiiiq aoppns v posnej oau jnq ‘jopi.w ,\\0[ tuojj Jnooo joa op saoisrqdxe notpujsnoraop aje[duiua u„ oj junoniv .faqi fiuiADH .<q pazusuimtis suq joajdb -qo aqi)uai3H n qainw ajitisai paonp -oid aABq saapoq jo uoiso|dxa oqj no Sjn<i<qji t j j„ou npnai sjnomijsdxjj every girl in the junior class has learned to make good bread, weigh ing and measuring their ingredients, mixing, kneading and baking, and regulating their fire. Each has also been taught to make yeast and to bake biscuits, paddings, cakes and pies of various kinds; bow to cook and roast, broil a steak and make a cup of coffee; how to stuff a turkey, make oyster soup, prepare materials for other soups, steam and mash po tatoes so that they will melt in the month; and, in short, to prepure a first-class meal, combining both sub stantial and fancy dishes, in good style. Theory and mannal skill have gone hand in band. Vast stores of learning have been accumulated in the arts of canning, preserving and pickling frnits, and they have taken practical lessons in the details of household management, each as honsefnrniBhing, care of beds and bedding, washing and ironing, caro of the sick, eta The girls, wo are informed, are also thoroughly gronnded in science, mathematics and English literature. If there is any thing that challenges the unlimited respect and devotion of the miisculine mind it is tho ability in woman to manago well her own household. Ho nad a Hallucination. They were sitting beside the grate, whon all at onco she looked up and said: “Richard, do you believe people ev er labor under hallucination ?” “Of corrse they do,” he replied. “I was just reading of a husband who wont to bed supposing ho had $20 in his wal’et, but on waking in tho morning there wns but $18. He at onco charged his wife with robbing him, and a separation ensued. Wasn’t it awful ?” “Yes, rather.” “If you should suspect mo of get ting up in tho night and going into your wallot, that would lu< awful, too, wouldn’t it?” “Not nny too awful, for I haven’t had a cent in it since I cun remem ber,” ho said as ho turned to his [va por. That wiib all she wanted to know. She got up in the night and went through tho hind pocket of his pants, and next morning he had a hallucina tion that he was $4 short. GLOVER&DUM (SUCCESSORS TO W. T. GLOVER) Haa removed from the .tore next door to the Foot Office, and opened afresh in Dixon’s New Building, Where the pnblic cad be supplied, st wholesale or retail, with everything in the line of STATIONERY, Books, Pictures, Etc. NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES IB**, Received daily And for sAle At low prices. PICTURE FRAMING DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. MALLORY’S NEW MR & BRUNSWICK Steamship Line. STEAV ■UPS Col. Baehelder, who is preparing an offioial history of tho battle of Gettys burg, with a view of getting the full est and most accurate information, has called two meetings of the partic ipants in the battle, to be held on tho battle ground itsolf. Tho first will tako placo Juno 7, and will includo soldiers of tho Confederate and Union armies who took part in tho fighting at or near Peach Orchard, Wheat- field, Devil’s Den, or Round Top.— The second will bo held June 14, and will include those who were engaged in the first day’s battle. All veterans of the Union and Confederate armies, of any rank, who fought on these oc casions, are invited to be present. <■«■» Gaiteaa has raised his rates for au tographs and photographs. He stuck op a card at the door of bis cell, a few days sinee, with this inscription:— “Hereafter my autographs will be sold for $2 50 per dozen, or twenty- cento each. No extra charge will be made for adding religions sentiments to them, such as “ In God wo trust,” or something like that. My large- sized photographs, with an autograph on them, will be furnished for $1 each, or $9 per dozen.” “ Well, how is the spring trade ?” said a gentleman to a friend the other day. “Dry goods never brisker,” was the reply. " My wife shope all day— every chair in the bouse is covered with bundles, anil I think of sending my pocketbook out of town for a change of air, it’s so thin. JokiDg about hm nose a young lady said she hud nothing to do with shap ing it—’twas a birthday present CITY 'OF OhiJ ANTONIO, Leave* TsYw York every Friday at 3 P. M.. arrh - i 11K in Brunswick every Tuesday. C'.oi .‘connection with nil points on B. k A. and M. k B. Railroad*. Through bills lading signed to al 1 points on above For passenger and stato rooms apply It, W. SOCJTHW1CK, ArC, June!-ly Brunswick, Ua. JosILaWfht Green Grocer, I *i J. MIC HELSOU & BROTHER’S! # ^ e ’ SECURE BARGAINS! WeMean Just What WeSay! The remainder of our Goods saved from the fire will be sold BELOWN.Y.COST! Dress Goods, worth 25c, are offered at 15c. Red Table Cloth, worth 90c, at 65c. Ladies’ Shoes, worth $3 00, are offered at $12 00. Ladies’ Shoes, worth $2 00, are offered ift $1 50. Children’s Shoes at t TWO-THIRDS THEIR VALUE. Cashmeres, Alpacas, Satins, Silks, Flannels, Buntings, &c., at very re duced prices! MEN S, BOYS’ AND CHILDREN’S Suits worth $15 00 are offered at $i0 00. Suits worth $10 00 are offered at $6 00, etc. Gents’ hand-sowed Shoes, worth $7, aro offered for $5. Gent’ machine-sewed Shoes, worth $5, are offered for $3 50. AND DEALER IN CountrylProdnce GROCERIES, CANNED GOODS, TOBACCO, CIGARS, STANDARD AND FANCY CRACKERS, CANDIES,.NUTS, FRUITS, Etc., A11 of which are offered for cash at reasonable price*. I MEAN BUSINESS! Store corner Newcaatle ud Monk Street,, BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA. D. D. ATKINSON, DENTIST, BRUNSWICK, - - GEORGIA. Office up tteln In CrovatFa new building. jjrTM Dr. R. B. HILL Offer* hi* professional services to the citizen* of ' nnawick. Can be found, during the day, at hi* - rice, next door to Hobart*' Drug Store, near the «t Office, and during the night at hia residence George Street, Dixville. near old M. k B. B. B. dec 17*1/ ASBESTOS ROOFING-. INQUIRE AT OFFICE OF Le Baron Drary, BRUNSWICK, GA. I Ladies’ and Children’s Eose at Half Price We nim to disposo of our wholo stock at any price, to save expense of mov ing same to our new establishment. Wo wish to have only now goods in our New Place of Business. robii-; norra Schofield’s Iron Works, Macon, Ga, MANUFACTURE PORTABLE AND STATIONARY ENGINES AND BOIL ERS, SAW MILLS, GRIST MILLS, and a 1C kinds of Machinery and Castings to order. **-m*ecial attention given to repair work, we iuvi: now opened a WHOLESALE HARDWARE HOUSE, And can supply our cnatomera with anything In UBDWARE, IRON, CUTLERY. STEEL - lUmTCIH. inFLRnElm. Write for Price.’ NAILS, PLOWS AND AGI iMjMm J. S. SCHOFIELD & SONS. East Tennessee, Virginia & Georgia Railroad MACON A BRUNSWICK DIVISION. ‘nung effect Snnday. February 88, 1882, Pai gar Train, on tbla road wtu run aa follow.- NO. 1. Leave Maccn ? :50 PM Arrive at Jeanp 2:40 AM Leave Jc.up 1:00a H Arrive at Brnnawick 1:80 AM Leave Brunewlck 8:45 P M Arrive at Jeanp 11:00 p u Leave Xenp 11:45PM Arrive at Macon .V.A M Leave Macon , m a v Arrive at Jeanp ’’ l:10PM Leave Jeanp 1:45 p v Arrive at Brnnawick 8-60 P M v „ NO. 4. Leave Brnnawick ..10:30 A iff Arrive at Jeanp ... .....11 IS P M Leave Jeanp l’ffOPM Arrive at Macon. 7:50 PM Connecting at Macon for all PRINCIPAL POUTS In the NORTH AND NORTHWEST. tot »n Florida POINTS AND SAVANNAH. J. M. EDWARDS, Superlnthut. 1.1. GRIFFIN, Aaa't O. P. A. c. P. GOODYEAR, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ove.-Mlchelaou’e Provi.lon Store, Olouceater Street, BRUNSWICK, GA. PARKER’8 MLS AM. rnr.au B.IJnm. J SB All Farmery Mothers Brnmat men, Meehan, ica, &c„ who are tired out by work or worry, and all who are r-.Uera- rLsS-SksSs Bowel, Kidney or Liver Complaints, you am be PARKER'S GINGER TONIC Bfost Medicine Yon Can Poe for Restoring; Health & strenetli. Far tupenor to bitten and other Toaio, u it build. “■P?* VC” 1 *^ f*"*. tnroricatre. joc. and |f (bo. None genuine without tigealure of Hiacoe kCa.n.Y. Large laving le buying dollre size. Floreston .* *•*, .Cologne. gLlrnSr PerfuuM. Ml by 1BSTR1CT OF TITLE BOOKS. The nnderrigned prepared, in 18701, an •betrxtt or *11 title* from the Record* of Glynn county, dat ing from 170 *, and subsequently brought **ld book up to 1874, making it « complete abstract to book T, the present record book ol the county, with the ei * ccption of two books, Hand 8. which ab*tr*ctn. since the recent destruction of the record*, are the onl2 r tl »t* in relation to the title* of Olynn county for the time named, with the exception of book N, which wa* paved with book T. He has opened an office, and win keep it open for examination of title* for cash compensation, u per achadnle of fee* in of fice, the examination to bo only of the title, and anv legal opinion thereon to be paid for separately. C. P. GOODYEAR JffMy.