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) Be. 1 bot >nest gov. him He waj, pos- [ y-i went •daoi f tte, bav inisl| I the: •eto ihin-l ihia-l have »n4| d. i the) WM ofij. Poor! etc- jl HUll Jltjl lutllKIl 1 lkmon nt i‘iilures. i&xuj&zr ‘ rjiaacsi watoruiawM Vo k.n'p tli - hand* and «nu» mb. "lid tU« iutiM>* lull of uir. Y«, iu diiwt o.w*« pernuu* wiio are not swim- uuiuiuluttMljr raise tliuir hmuta ijiovt) tl; it beads and acremn the mo ment tiioy find tbeiuikilves in deep w tar. l oo f'dly of Hindi action can be jmjirrtHstveiy ilu-irtlud by menus of a |V«ii-.'iu|>ty Unde mul a ixmplo of nails; huJ vile expei ill) -ill should lie rejvuted ju. vtirv lioiwiiool until all the mem- I r „—f in iOi.n.ri} Cue worn u and chll- e—r.- h./. in., i .o i»dy ehuuce for „M? ia i 1 l, t li' - to ai-eping the Van,Is i. -.•ter ami ino u >utn sliut. At,; .-Ml.. i-un.-K. d, .411,try-shouldered laitiie will iiiisM r, n.id tilu nails can e*,ily he hope 111 p.aee by a rubWr band or airing, t’u'sl iiuimat the botdu with 5 ,iu,i, so that the bottle will just float with the nails pointing dowuwurd; then by turning the arms upward the bottle will ,-ither be forced under wuter at once, or will be tipped over so that the water will pour into thu open mouth, and down it will go. To uhlidreu the experi- tni ut is a very impressive one, and the moral ol it is easily understood. The vital value of this precaution was strikingly illustrated near Accomoo Court House, Vu., u iow days ago. oteee «t the Hon. John Neely, while bat! ing, win swept off into the ocean by » strong current, and soon disappeared in the high breakers. As she could not swim, her companions gave hor up for loaf. Two young il-h.-rmen wlto were A WITS WOO IS TOO GOOD FOB aff* 4u euipioyed some dintuiiee away thought- huly set unt in a small boat in search of her, and when a mile or more from shore found her floating on the wuter. She hud been drifting nearly on hour, and was greatly exhausted, but soon re covered. Unable to swim she hod pluck- fly floated, making her rescue possible. —Scientific American. PEAVX1VAL LESSON IN POLITICAL ECONOMY. A Baron illnstriona in the world of flnanoe, desirous of treating a couple of pretty actresses, enters a fruiterer’s store and inquires the price of the three earliest peaches of the season. "A hundred francs each, sir,” replies the merchant; “and you can see for yourself that they are splendid ones.” “It is rattier a steep price,” observes the financier; “but I wouldn’t mind paying the price if I wero sure they were ripe.” “I will guarantee them. Taste one 1 ” and the merchant out one of the precious peaches in two, handed the Boron one-half and ate the othor himself. “ They are exquisite, indeed," said the Baron ; " wrap up thoso two,” and ho places a 200-frauo note on the counter. “ I beg your pardon, the price is 400 franca,” said the dealer. “Four hundred francs? Why, it was only 800 when thero wore three pouches I ” ” Pre cisely, sir ; but, us tln-ro are ouly two peaches loft, they ure rarer uud the price has naturally advanced. If we were to eat one of the remaining couple, the survivor, being unique, would be worth nt least 1,000 frnnes! ” Another financier, less eminent, hav ing gotten into trouble with the authori ties owing to a miscoui -ptiuu of tho merits of his little Panama scheme, re marks to a friend on the day of his re lease : " It is pretty hard for a man to have to begin his life over again at 09, this way I ” "If I were you," observes a lriend, gontly, “I’d begin another life. ”—Pari* paper. A cry ol distress oomes from the col umns of the Marion (8. 0.) Star, that should have force upon the hearts ot the most hardened community. The editor says : “Wo havo planted turnips in the rear oi our office three times. As often our neighbors’chickens hare eaten them up. We propose now to eat fowls, and shad begin shooting to-day. So don’t be alarmed, neighbors, if you hear firing along the line. We must and will pro tect our hungry children at home.” Two srccKssrvE editors of on Idaho newspaper were sliot and killed in tile same sanctum. Tt -present iditorlms posted up the following ear cun tic Sign: “ No shooting allowed in this room.” Wr once heard ol a traveler at a Penn- sylvunia hotel, w ho rose from his bed at night to examine the weather, but, in stead of looking out upon the sky, thrust his head through the glue* win dow of u cupboard. “ Landlord,” cried tbe iintonwlied man, “ this is very sin gular weather ; tin- night is as mirk os Egypt, and stae li* ul i-ii.-.h.. ! ” wife,” says *>flWpipth^hM'k.lltoere is about it. There isn’t an angel in the suburbs of Heaven that can hold a cau- -lie to her in pure and cussed unadulter- •**»l goodness. Whatever she dove or ’■*/» i* rigot, deed, unqualifiedly and .mjdiatically right. Unborn babies and »»*>ple who have lived long in tbeir « may do wrong, bat Mn. Ar «r •I'-'i-r does. She is simply immaculate i d most infernally infallible. “.She n-.ver toid a he—thit is, she she never did, ami I value the r- m- -. hi o' hair oil uiy li. ud too valuutn.i to ■ -.pu e her. sho cuu go wailujiing M 'Uud among the neighbors, and gub- biu fit is -ip and swap scandals and break comiuandmi-uts, and it’s nil right She con wallop young I'om until he lias to si md up tor his hre.'kfa.t for weens nt a clip, uud it's all right. She cuu open a can of oysters witli my razor and give awuy my best pants for u peck of peai-.lm-i, and it’s all right, “ Hut just let me commit an indiscre tion no bigger than a pinhead, uud I am the almightiest villain that ever breathed. Just let me go home feeling like I hod been tile butt cud of a pile- driver all duv, and remark that I’m tired. I’m the most unmitigated liar on the globe. Just let me spauk Tom the least bit, and I’m the dnguinliest brute unhung. Let mo spend 6 cents for a glass of beer to cool my parched lips, and I’m a scoundrel whom it would be base flattery to cull Guiteau. “ Fact is, she’s too good, and I’m too mean. Young Tom is just middling, I reckon, and - may-grow up worth some thing. If he does jt will be a miracle. One parent with eliining, silver wings about to soar for Heaven every minute, and the other on the brink of Hades ready to drop, it is hard to sayjwhat the boy will oome to, and he so young, too I Well, there’s a point somewhere when a woman can get too good. She’s nearing that Hue on the lightning express.” Ktx—Uy >i ftmmis __ JUmovee Din Jnif. W« IvMam, AH Karmen, Mothers oui by work or tn and all who are mi bb with Dyi*- Rheunmam, Near Rowel. Kuineyor l and all who are mi—ra- f>TI*P<o. Neural ;m y or Liver Cotnplaii t*. you can be invigorated and cured IvilfR? Tub new butter made from oottoci seed oil in the South is now known a. “ oleocottonino.” PARKER'S GIWOERTONIC or any Xient Medicine Von Can Vie for Restoring ITealt1i& Strength, F »r ? • -r-ior to i ittm and ether Tor.ic*. aa it builds up th?-vi'em but never intoxicates. 5 r c and $i : genuine without signature i f Hiscox . I r~e STvin * in buying do 1 »r size. FlOrOStOn A f*-w, fa. li loti a IU and ►'»**.!• VI » - lUn In-’T rrarwnt Per' -n.. A M by wOlQ^nOe b ■.ler»>alVrlmmrya>>tMUU»t*^ ABM 1TITLE DOORS. The undersigned prepared, in 1870 1, an abstract of all titles from the Records of Olynn county, dat ing trom 170t, and subsequently brought said book np to 1874, making it a complete abstract to book T, the present record book ot tho county, with the ex • ception ot two books, Rand S, which abstract!, since the recent destruction of the records, are the only data in relation to tho titles ot Glynn count: tor tho time named, with the exception of book N. which was saved with book T. Ho has opened an office, and will keep it open for examination of titles for cash compensation, as por schedule of fees in of* flee, tho examination to bo only of the title, and any legal opinion thereon to be paid for separately. 0. P. GOODYEAR 9f« GLOGlim, -HEADQU ARTE US FOR- Fire Insurance I J. M. DEXTSIRj INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE AOENT, REPRESENTS THE MTH MUTUAL INS. CO., OF ATHENS, OA., AND 8 OTHER FIRST-CLASS] einiunuiceon or country. ICBI AT WHOLESALE & RETAIL. Retell home on Nawcutlo ,. _ Suhdit Hocmi—« to 10 a. w.il3to3udS!to1 r.M. Sunday emtomera pleue tue no tlc». < A. M. HAYWOOD.* House and Lot for Sale. more John . _ Possession given in June, GRAND OPENING) -AT- THE PALACE STORE J. MICHELSON& BROTHER! Groceries, Provisions, CIGARS AND TOBACCOS, TOYS, TOYS! AND FANCY ARTICLES. ALL KMDS OF FIRE WORKS, ETC! Jnn1 fUm ' RE-ESTABLISHED ! few&Fresli (M> from tlieliuM We are dow prepnred to offer the Community and surrounding country a full and handsome assortment of Spring and Summer Goods! We have an ENTIRELY NEW STOCK, and will sell our goods at fair prices. Especial care and attention has been given to the selection of our goods. We aim to ploaso all, and cordiaMy invito you to call and examine our goods before parehasinq msewhere. Ax Oiiiu u’.rl mi-.. .. muu tor l>. .nth of f*pr>r*i?ie, ; :i ' pr vri ii.aii nuclt . uieuf; iia.it • ju:^, ; Citiftl t it all* ,Mi - •< i*» i«iy I.iil .or Uu» h-uir, ii ik: hot. TV CONNECTION WITH OUR DRY GOODS, WE HAVE A FULL AS SORTMENT OF FINE & FANGY GROCERIES, ! CROCKERY, And in fact all articles kept in a first-class store. We return thanks to our friends for past patronage, and hope to see them all at our PALACE ©TORE, Where you will find our lady and gentleman clerks always ready to serve you. One and all are Cordially Invited ! Altor being horned out at tho late lire, baa re-opened, IN FLINT'S BUILDING, NEWCASTLE STREET, a large stock, consisting of STAPLE & FANCY BUY GOODS Notions, Embroideries, Ready-Made Clothing, BOOTS & SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, Crockery, Glass and Tinware, Groceries. Tobacco and Cigars, Which he offers at BOTTOM PRICES I He solicits the patronage of the people. Remombor, , Opposite Blain’s Drug Store! lebll-t.Uoct‘22 FURNITURE, M ATTIIMGS, Wall Papers, Decorative Papers, Etc. We hate Juit received 250 roils beat CHINESE MATTINGS. All n«w pattern* 01 thi- »*»«on’a imnorta- tion. Also, a large assortment of flue ’ EBONY PARLOR CABINETS. A LARGE LINE OF FINE Chamber Sets,Wardrobes, Sideboards, Desks,C iffoneres,Etc UPHOLSTERING and MATTRESS MAKING by tho boat workmen. Country “Her* inherited. A.LLE1T <55 X.XILTIDS-iA.-Sr, 169 and 171 Broughton St.. SAVANNAH, (la.