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TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUIt . —. FOCKETS. - 1 r j f -f —4°=-. CL,. To begin witli. it does not look well when ii young man crooks bis arms and thrusts bis bands into bis pock ets making a fi an.f lhen stand side <>f the house li cumber. How would the girls look all turned into eights wall? ( How would iu that posture ? You don’t find her bands in her pockets. Your mother’s bands, while you are loafing about do ing nothing,'are the bonds that sew, J;. Mr. Samuel.Goforth felt a violent affinity for chicken pie, and to that end purchased a bright and active Dominio hen, which he lugged home, andraSefn'g^heMUar door, dropped iWlvfTMrf^ he back yard to inform and b tlie, and stow and fry, and darn, and sweep, and nurse, but she does not sink theih in her pockets and then loll against the building. Are your hands cold ? Warm them up at the end of tbe boo handle and tbe scythe; swing tbe hammer; drive the plane; flourish the axe. There is untold calorie about u spade, a trowel, a wrench. Besides, pocket-heat is not profita ble. Have you any money there? Are your pockets the safes in which yon have hidden treasure, and are ymir hands tbe bolts that secure the snfe door? Money may be tbero to- dav, ont it won’t be a guest over to morrow nigbt. An idler's monoy is apt to leap out of his pocket. It is likely io go for a pipe, a cigar, a to bacco plug or a in eg of ale. There is no money in pocket warming. Take your hands out of pour pock ets, young man! You are losing time. Time is valunble. People feel it at the other end of the line, when death is near and oteruity is pressing them into such small quarters, for the works of this life craves hours, weeks, years. If those at tbe end of tbe line, if youth, with its obundatico of resourc es, would only feel that, timo is pre cious ! Timo is a quarry—every hour tuny be a nngget of gold. It is time in whoso invaluable moments we build our bridges, launch our ships, dig our canals, run our factories. You might huvo dug twenty hills of potatoes while I have been talking to yon, yonug man. Take your hands out of your pockets. The world wants those hands. The world is not dead, asleep under the pyramids, u mummy by the Nile.— Tbe world is alive, wide awake, push ing, struggling, going abend. The world wants those hands. You need not take them out of Americn. They can find a murkot here at borne. The country wnntB those hands, soiling dry goods in New York, cradling wheat in Minnesota, raising cotton in Alabama, weaving cloth in Lowell, picking oranges in Florida, digging gold in Colorado, catching mnckerel from tbe dock of a down east fishing smack. Take your hands out of your pockets! — — Probable Candidate lor Governor. IUwkiusvillu Dispatch. We didn’t know there was such an independent farmer in Pulaski coun ty as D. G. Nicbolls, who, according to tbe Coobran Enterprise, bus now on band n crib full of lust year's corn, and one tboasaud pounds of home- raised hams and middlings. We are inclined to think tlmt tbe editor of tbe Enterprise is ''feeling uronud" for a candidate for Governor, nnd we shall not lie surprised to see tbe name of Nicbolls hoisted at the bead of bis paper. Lord Derby bus ten men servants in the bouse and nbont forty moro domestics feeding daily at bis board. Supposing to-morrow be pud bis wife should agree to straggle along on $100,000 a year, be could save at least $800,000 a year; while, wero tbe Dukes of Westminster, Devonshire and Bedford to do likewise, their sav ings would be still greater. Suppos ing Lord Derby to save at this rate for thirty years, wh&V>m arcb-milliou- airo be would become. GOFORTHW CHICKEN. aronm Mrs. G. of bis purchase, and got there just in time to catch bey. shooing it over'tWjjiftck fence, as she innocently “There’s somebody’s stray chicken, Sam. How on earth did it got in tho kitchen?" '‘‘VW bjaiuod fool,” yelled Sam, and he nearly bfoke himself in two across the fence as be went in pursuit. He lit in a neighbor’s yard, with bis foot through a five dollar strawberry framo, and gave vigorous chase. Tbe ebicken escaped to tbo street and was captured by a small boy, who imme diately taxed Safu a quarter for mak ing the arrest. “Now look here, 'Tilda, I’m going to put this miserable hen in the cellar again, nnd if yon leave nny more doors open beforo yon get her in tbe put I’ll be Imtsged if I don’t saw off one of your feet; and I want her for dibber to-morrow, that's more of it.” Mr. Goforth came home to dinner, but there was no indication of the coveted festivity. “Look hero, old woman, wher that chicken pie ?” “Blast your old chicken ! I couldn't catch her.” “Just like a woman ! You couldn’t ditch the side of a barn if it wasn’t nailed to the ground. I'll just cut its head off for you, to sec if yon can per- mindo it into a skillet and have it fried for supper. Darned if I don’t spend as much for grub ns anybody, and never have anything like I want it/’ Down into tho cellar went Mr. Go forth, grumbling like a discontented thunder storm. The ceiling was five feet hiffli nnd he was six feet long, and hadn’t been down there iu eight months. He stooped to save bis lint and groped around iu tbe durk. "Chuck, chuck, chuck, caw-a-b 1” observed the heu. “Ob, there you are, oh ! Horn, want von," and Bum made n grab tlmt, no doubt, would have been suc cessful if lie lind not fallen over a wash Ini) and punched his head against a refrigerator. In getting up lie put bis bund inio a jar of lard, which be immediately hurled across the cellar. He got on the track of his game again and gave lively chase, fall ing into a coal bfenp, running over barrels, and finally gutting entungled in au old iron hoop that bit him on tbo bond and tumbled him under the steps. He arose in wrath, nnd, find ing what he tbongbt was a stool, sat down in a tnb of soft soap, having a paper cover. Then he swore visibly. While lie was wringing out his coat tail the lien came along, and ho gave it u kick that plastered it against tbe wall. He was in a fearful rage. He danced on the body of the fowl until nothing was left but some bktody tnnd amt feathers. At this time Mrs. G. came timidly down with a light. “My dear, what on oarth are you making such a noise about ? Why don’t you—” But she never got any further. He grabbed up a bushel of potatoes nnd threw them nt her, followed by a peck of turnips and three links of sausage, and then boxed ber ears with a beef steak, all the time yelling: “You hideous,- wnll-eyod old enta- monut! If you ever briug another chicken into this house to Kill your lawful husband, I’ll bnstyouopen like a pumpkin,I will.” Then os be jumped and bowled iu agony of iniud, ho nearly slova the top of bis bead in against a joist, which laid him out long euougb for Mrs. G. to sit down on hitn and persuade him bock to hia senses with the smooth side of a wash board. “Now, Sammy, have you read tbe •w (SUCCESSORS TO W. T. GLOVER) Hat rautvad from the atore next' door to tl Ofiee, and opened atffili IS , Dixon’s New Building, Where the pnblle can be supplied. at wholesale or retail, with everything in the Uue of stationery; Books, Pictures, Etc. NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES Received deity and for sale at low prlcea. M O VI k cft&Td'/O CHOKED CORIjT, oi-tbr) PICTURE FRAMING DONE ON £jrORT NOTICE. ME-Mriglit Green Grocer, AND DEALER IN Country Produce GROCERIES. CANNED GOODS, TOBACCO. CIGARS, STANDARD AND FANCY CRACKERS, CANDIES, NUTS, FRUITS, Etc., All of which are offered for cash at reaaonable I MEAN BUSINESS! Store comer Newcastle and Monk Street*, BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA. “Thu truth always pays in the end," is an «ld saying, and that is the rea- . . _ „ , .. . , story of Joseph ? ■ “Oh, yes, uncle, sou probably why there is so little of, .. W «U, tb.-u, what wrong ,lid they do it told at tbe beginning of any busi- when tbev sold tb.-ir brother?”— ness transaction. j “They sold him too cheap.’’ AN ORDINANCE*, To provide for tho forfeiture and collection of bonds given by offenders against tbo ordinances of tbo city of Brunswick for their appearance at tho Po lice Court of said city; and for other purposes therein mentioned: Section 1, Tho Mayor and Council of tho city of Brunswick, in Couucll assembled, do hereby ordain, that tbo Mayor be, and he huroby authorized and oinpowored to adjudge and declare forfeited the bond of any person charged with a violation of an ordinance of the city, and given for hia or her ap pearance at tho Police Court of the sold city, when ever such violator shall fail to appear and answer at the timo and place sot forth in such bond. Site. 2. And be It further ordained. That it aball be the dnty of the Clerk and Treasurer of the city to issne, Immediately upon the declaration of such forfeiture, an execution agaiuft the property of the principal and sure lien upon the boud and for the amount numed in such bond. Site a. And bo it further ordained, Tlmt it shall be the duty of the Marshal of the city to proceed immediately upon the reception of such execution to coll,ft the aiuouut of th» same, with the usual costs, from the goods and chattels, lauds and tene ments ot the principal aud sureties mum such bond. Sec. 4. And be it further ordained, That it shall be tbe duty ot the Mayor, whenever it shall appear, upon the Investigation ot any esse, that any law of the State has also been violated, to cause the offend er to be turned over to the Court having Jurisdic tion of tbe offense, when the fine or term of labor upoeed by the Police Court shall have been paid r discharged. Sec. 4. And be it farther ordained, That all ordi nances and parts of ordinance* in conflict with this ordinance be and tbo same are hereby repealed. Passed in Council on tbe 10th day of May. 1881 Attest: M. i. COLSON. Mayor. JAS. HOUSTON, Clerk of Couucil. Tvrra. ihSLBXja, Masquerade and Ball Costumers, eweaaUc St, nut to Dunn*, dry good. «tor«, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA Keepa on hand every kind of gold land silver fringes, Tassels. Laces—in short, everything con nected with the business. Parties can be supplied with ready-made dresses costumes, etc., for amateur exhibitions, fancy balls masquerades, etc. Jau7-tf NOTICE OF INTENTION TO CHANfiENAUE. OEOROIA—UtiNX County. .11 peraoua lutcroaiod are hereby notiaed that I .lull apply to tbo Huperier Court to be held la .ud tor tbe county afoteaald ou the am Monday in M.y, lt>U3, for tbo purpoae of having my turn, changed from Good bread, by which 1 have hereto* fore been liuowu ami called, to that ol D. B. Ban* doplh; Tbla 7th of January, ltM, D. B. OOODBltEAD, By my Att’ya, Mabry A Borcturat. c. P. GOODYEAR, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Over Mlchelioh'a l'roviaioaStore,GlouceaterStreet, BRUNSWICK, GA. GRIST, MEAL, HEAT, IN ALL SHAPES Ml BRA!AID WHEAT MAI Goods Sold for Cash Only, fireenielt Broun & Forrester. J. K. NIGHTENGALE, Agent, Brunswick, oa. Main’s Drng Store Newcastle a.id Grant Streets, BEJUiTSWICE, . GKZi.. (OFFICE PORT PHYSICIAN & HEALTH OFFICER) Where will be fouud t LARGE STOCK DRUGS, CHEMICALS, -AND- sHt Hair, Nail and Tooth Brushes, Perfumery and Toilet Aticleei IN GREAT VARIETY. Soda and Mineral Waters. FROM MY SPLENDID FOUNTAIN. (Liquors probibted) TRUSSES -AMD- Abdominal Supporters CIGAR. SJ? TOBACCOS /W Buist’s itJFfiiTyV Garden Seeds. , [ ’ i PINE < I • } t t Green and Black vr ' TEAS And other article, too rramarona to mention, anally lt.pt in a flrat-ciaaa Drug Store. D^ndMn,fl?Id d ,'tI5lS. Che ® rft,UTt ‘ t “ d *“ y '*"* rfr I'oo“fl«d »«myrcaldence, corner JAMES T. BLAIN. .wn-tt LICENSED DRUGGIST.