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Narrow Ehh|>( from locherg. While our siiijis were lying qmetly at the foot of this immense and won derful creation of ice, it happened that the bergs immediately to the 6eaward «• us voimnenoed whirling along in « •i.-iis, acted upon either by nets of the tide caused by quiet avalanche at some short dist ance away, or else by a vast bodily pressure outward from the glacier it self. However that may bo, our dan ger was imminent. The wind was blowing strongly, so we double-reefed t he topsoils, cast off and made sail.— The only passage of egress was be tween two gigautic bergs that towered loftily above our mastheads. These were fust closing together; wo had to run the gauntlet, and notone moment too soon; in fact, ten seconds later and I believe we should all have per ished, and the ship have been smashed into pieces. It was u sight to he once seen and ever to bo remembered. Kir James Boss, standing near the men at the helm, directing by the motion of his bnud, perfectly self-possessed, more handsome nud noble-looking in his i hen cool and commanding atti tilde than over, every eye fixed upon him, or painfully watching the clos' ing distance between the majestic nr J ili i s of a fearful doom. Our very breath was held ns each and all s •emed to await the inevitable fiat of Uie angel of destruction. Moments b> enme Lonrtf as tho vessel's 1 length forged through. Crash, crush 1 not wir i, not a movement. Tho lofty gi auts bad closod upon our quarters, tbrowed one of our boats inboard on i In deck, crushing her nud her davits th.-ship,'checked, staggered for one moment; the noise of her rushing through the water reverberated up the sides of tho bergH, when, just as we expected to bo overborne and thing into eternity, our noble vessel, that sveiucd to share in the exquisite ten sum of the moment, slipped through clear of the splendid masses, that, ios' ing all their terror, now commanded our admiration, with full liberty of breathing action resumed. Life was before us aguin. Tho very ship was endeared to her drew from that mo inont. Did she not st em almost allure our joy and relief when, tit- were, passing through dentil's icy grip, sho so nobly plunged again into char hater? But a fresh scono had nriscu before our eyes. Countless ice bergs of enormous magnitude bnd gathered round in all directions, obliging us again to yield obedience to their sway, unable to thread our way to tho opon son. Most fortnnato Jy tho mysterious commotion in the water had ceased, and these colossal monuments of arctic solitude had be come motionless. We looked up to their summits with n mixed feeling of wonder and awe, and, gazing among tho tortuous passages formed by tho accidental variety of their positions, were fully impressed with the certain ty that no such mighty display of marvelous panorama would ever ngain confront our astonished souses.— Commander Cheyne. He Couldn’t Believe It, “Where am I?” asked Henry Slat er, ns he balanced before the desk and looked around him. “You are in court for being drunk,” replied His Honor. "Well, did I ever! Is this a court ?’’ “It is." “And I was drunk ?” "You were.” “Great lauds! Tho idea! When did I get drunk?" “Last night.” -Is it possible! What did 1 get drunk on?" “Beer, I think, by your looks." “Lands alive! And wbntdidl do?" “Yon lay down on the sidewalk." “Do toll'. It doesu't seem possible ! Am I am iu Detroit? “You are.” “Great snakes! Well, who'll a thought it ? Then this is a court?" “Ye-." “S ikes to gracious ! but I can hard ly believe it!- Why, I never got drunk in my life before, anil this is the first time I was ever a prisoner. Will you fine me?” “Yes, five dollars.” “Horns, spoons and saltpeter! Well, if this won’t be news to the old woman! Here’s your money, Judge, and if you would let me sit down here a spell to find out who I am, aud where I am, I’d be powerfully obleged to you. Well, did I ever i The old woman won’t believe it, and the boys will think I’ve turned ont a crank — Drank—arrested—fined $5 00! Land and oceans 1 but what on nirtb has got into, me?” Woman’* Hlglu* Speech. Arkansas Gazette. Miss President, fellow women and male trash generally: I am here to day for the purpose of discussin wim- min’s rights, re-cussing her wrongs and cussing the men. I believe tho sexes were created perfectly equal, with the women a lit tle more equal than rne.n I also believe tbut the world to-day would have been huppier if man hud never oxbisted. As a success tntui is a failure, and I bless my stars that, my mother was a woman. [Applause. | I not only maintain the principles, but maintain n shiftless husband be sides. They say tbut man was created first. Well, spose he was. Ain’t first ex periments always failures ? • Jf I waa.a betting man I would bet $2 50 they are. Tho only decent thing about him was a rib, and that went to make something better. [Applause And then they threw into our faces about taking an npple. T’ll bet five dollars Adam boosted her up tho tree aud only gave her the core. And what did he do when he was found out? True to his masenliu instincts, ho sneaked behind Eve’s Grecian bend, and said: “’Twusn't mp; ’twas her," aud the woman has had to father everything menu, and motiicifit too. What we want is ballot, aud the ballot we are bound to have, if we have to let down our back Lair and it . a f , swim in a sea of sanguinary [Sensation. ] District Attorney Corkhill denies the report that lie lias decided to have autopsy made upon tho laxly of Guitciui after the hanging in order to set at rest forever the question of his insanity. “1 never have expressed any doubts as to hi» sanity, ” says Air. Corkhill; "my connection with the trial is over. I have nothing further, to do with tho man, either ns to the hanging or as to the disposition of the body.. If such an exaroinaiion is made, it will be without any reference to the question of determining his sanity. Some eminent inodicaj men have written to mo suggesting sttch n course should be taken, and the only reply 1 have made is that I have no nutfril over Giiitoau alive or dead. I have’never made a suggestion that he should be made the subject of uu au topsy.” GLOVER & DIM (SUCCESSORS TO W. .T. GLOVER) Has removed from the store next door to the Post Office, and opened afresh in Dixon’s New Building, Where tho public can be supplied, at wholesale or retail, with everything iu the line of STATIONERY, Books, Pictures, Etc, NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES received dill; usd for Mle »t low prices. V-' «0 PICTURE FRAMING DONE ON SHORT NOTICE. ft# Green Grocer, AXUUEALEli IX MM, RAY, CBACSES COKXsT, GRIST, MEAL, MEAT, . - > f\-. i id A o I? e jHI IN ALL SHAPES (MI BUM Mil >.rj iV Goods Sold for Cash Only, GROCERIES. CANNED GOODS, TOBACCO. „ * CIGARS, STANDARD AND FANCY CRACKERS, CANDIES, NUTS, FRUITS,''Etc.. George was a good boy. He was always willing to take good advice.— The teacher told him one day that he should nvoid the appearance of evil. George remembered this. When he stole farmer Clover's apples that night lie saved all the cores and dropped them in front of Dick Blatherskite's yard. Dick was a bad boy nnd got puuisbed for stealing farmer Clover’s apples, but George avoided the ap pearance of evil. He ate the apples. The good me always rewarded iu this world aud the bnd punished. A lecturer was once iu a dilemma which he iyill probably never forget. While talking ubout art he ventured the assertion: “Art can never improve nature!” At that moment some one tho audience cried out in a gruff voice: “Can’t he? Well; tbcD, how do you think you would look without your wig ?” .' . “What made the mule kick you ?” they asked of a gentleman who had been Hying through the roof of a bam. Vnd he answered; “Do you suppose I fool enough to go back an 1 in- jnnv •" All of which ar«* offt-p-d f »r cash At r«asou*ble rice*. I MEAN BUSINESS! StTf corner NVwenHth- tmt M.uk Str«-1*. BRUNSWICK. GEORGIA. AN ORDINANCE, " provide lor tho forfeiture ami collection of bonds given l>v ofl. .ulc-r* against the oruitiuncos of Un ci ty of Brunswick for tholr appearance at tho Po lice Court of naltl city; aud for othor purposes therein mentioned: Sixmos 1, The Mayor aud Oouuc.il of tho city of Brunswick, In found! assembled, do hereby ordain, that the Mayor be. and he lure by authorized nu.1 emyowored to Adjudge ami declare forfeited the build of any person charged with a violation of an ordinance oi the city, and given tor his or her ap pearance at the Police Court of the said city, when ever such violator shall fsil to appear and answer at the thno and place set forth In snch bond. Sue. a. And be it furthor ordained, That it shall be the dirty of tin Chirk and Treasurer of the city to issue, Immediately upon thu declaration of such forfeiture, an execution sgaibft the property of the principal uud sureties upon the bond ami fur the amount named in such bond. | Sko. :l. And be it further ordained. That it shall • the duty of the NUrshal of tho city to proceed , immediately upon the reception of snch execution j to collect tlie uiuouut of tin* same, with thu usual costs, from the goods and chattels, hinds and tone- menu of the principal and -arctic* upon -uch bond. Sec. 4. And be it further ordained, That it »h*ll be the duty of the AUyor, whenever It thall appear, upon the tuvrstig*tiou ot any case, that any law of the State has also been violated, to cause the offend er fO be turned over to the Court having Jurisdic tion of the offense, when the A no or term of labor imposed by the Police Court shall hare been paid teiiUclil. Brown & Forrester, f it' r j ’./■. jr J. K. NIGHTENGALE, Agent, I r ’ ^ ‘ t - r $ } * l * * * * - gRIJNSy-IOK, OKA.. Ulain’s Brig Store, Newcastle a.id Grant Streets, Bie-crasTS'wxcs:, - . gea.. (OFFICE PORT PHYSICIAN k HEALTH OFFICER) Whiirr will b, found a LAlaiK STOCK c and:— Sec. 4. And be it furthor ordained, That all ordi nances and parts of ordinances in conflict with this ordinance be and the same are hereby repealed. Pasted in Council on the 10th dsy of May. 1882. Attest: M. J. COLSON, Mayor. •IAS. HOUSTON. Clerk of Council. Mrs. E5AK.LB, jhaiuerade aud Ball Costumers. Newcastle 8t, next to Dunn's dry goods store, BRUNSWICK, - GEORGIA Keeps on hand every kind of gold land silver Fringes. Tassels. Laces—in short, everything con. nvoted with the business. Parties esn be snpplled with resdy-made dresses stunics, etc., for amateur exhibitions, fsney halls masquerades, etc. Jaii7.|f NOTICE Of INTENTION TO CHANGE NAME, .. , Hair, JVail and Tooth Brushes, I *' L VvU : uQ.. 7 jj 7 Perfumery and Toilet Aticlees IN GREAT VARIETY ULOllllIA- -lil.TNX COOKTY. All per.ou. Interealol arc hereby iiotitlcd lLs.it l ■hall »pply to the Superb r Court to bo hold iu and lor tho county .toroid on tho iirat Monday In M.y, 188J, for tho purpose of having my nan.o ch.nBiol from ttoodbread, by which I have hereto fore b. cn known »ud called. to that ul 1). n. luu- loplh Till. 7th .,f January, 1BS2. D. D. G0ODI1I.EAD, By my Att’y., Mabry & Uorcharm. C P GOODYEAR, ATTORNEY AT LAW. BRUNSWICK, G.\. Soda and Mineral Waters. FROM MY SPLENDID FOUNTAIN. (Liquors prohibted). Lamps £ Lamp Fixtures, TRUSSES -AND- Abdominal Supporters, a v The very bent CIGARS’"* Buist's 4 Pfiirvs f Garden Seeds. FINE Green and Black TEAS TOBACCOS ! And other article, too mim.ro... to mention, uaually kept in a Unt-cla*. Drup Store. Physicians’ Prescriptions llarefully Compounded. Unicm’and > M»n.flcui d »trMt. ^^WfWIy attend any call* for medicine., If notllb'd at my re.idcn .e, c-rnci JAMES T- BXjAIN, •rr.n iy LU’HNSKD DRUGGIST’.