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In an assault dud battery ease be*
(ore a Wayne county justice the other
day. the prosecution introduced. a
blind man, who had to be led to the
witness box.
»Is this a legal trial or a faroe?"
demanded the lawyer for the defense
as be sprang up. “ ' '
“This is a legal trial,” replied the
other lawyer.
“And yon want a blind man sworn
to tell what he saw, do you?”
“I don’t elaim that I saw the fight,”
replied the witness as he ’tttrhed
around.
“Then what do yon know about it ?'
“Well, sir, I’m going on the stand
to swear to what I heard. I’ve been
blind and lame and had oorns and
boils for the last fourteen years, but
when I hear the splinters fly from
rail fence I don’t want eyes to tell me
whether the plaintiff hit the top rail
with bis head or feet! I beard the
“kerchug" of the blow, and when the
plaintiff came down and hollered:
“Ob, lands, bat I’m a licked man I"
I knew by the way he hnng his words
that he’d lost half his front teeth.
I’m ready, yoor Honor I”
“If I only had capital.” we heard
a young man say as he puffed away
a ten cent cigar, “I would do some
thing.” “If I only had capital,” said
another as he walked away from
dram shop where he had paid ten
cents for a drink,.“I would go into
business.” The same remark might
have been beard from the yonng man
loafing on the street corner. Young
man with the cigar, you are smoking
away your capital. Yon from the
dram shop are drinking away yoors
and destroying your body at the same
time, and yon upon the street corner
are wasting yonrs in idleness, and
forming bad habits. Dimes make
dollars. Time is money. Don't
wait for a fortune to begin with. If
yon had $10,000 a year and spent it
all, yon would be poor still Our
men of power and influence did not
start with fortunes. Yon, too, can
make yoor mark if you will Bat
you mast stop spending your money
for wbat yon don’t need, and squan
dering your time in idleness.
modem Arithmetic.
Six times seven girls are bow many
girls, and wbat on earth are they
good for?
A lady bought a hat for $12, a set of
frizzes for $4, a pair of Bhoes for $5,
and a comb for $2. How much would
all have cost her if the man hadn’t
told her that he had quit the trust
system? .•.< <
If a yonng lady is sitting ftt a piano
playing and singing, “Who will care
for mother now?” while the old lady
is bringing in wood from the alley'
way, how much will tbe* young man
that marries her save the first five
years of their married life ?
If two. women go into a dry goods
store and look at seventeen different
kinds ok calico, nine kinds of silk,
three kinds of bombazine, eleven
kindsof lawn, and them wind np by
buyiug a G-cent spool of thread, what
sweet names will the clerk call them
as soon as they are gone ?
Captain Johnnie Clem, the drum
mer boy of Cbickamnuga, is now on
assistant quartermaster in the army,
and stationed at the Philadelphia
arsenal. *
AUGUSTA, ffiST 1878.
W. H. Barrett, Druggist,Augnsta,Ga.
Dear Sir—I very cheerfully reoom*
mend the GILDEB PILLS as posses
sing all tbs virtnss astribad to them
in the circulars which envelbpe the
boxes that contain them. Their ac
tion is gentle and lasting. I. say this
from personal experience and from
what I have heard > others say who
have used them. No hotter ana more
effectual medicine could be desired by
those who suffer from a torpid condi
tion of the liver, and I trust you will
have still greater sueoese in distribute
ing so great a blessing to those who
suffer from a derangement of that ot-
guu whose regular action is so essen
tial to health.
Very respectfully,
James M. Smytiie.
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yds, Dropsy, Kidney DiseW, Con-
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Neuralgia, and all similar disefu-es.
Its wonderful curative power is
simply because it purifies and en
riches the blood, thus beginning at
the foundation, and by building up ,
the system, drives out all disease.
A Lady Cured of Rheumatism.
Baltimore, KM., 3
My health was muc
* Rheumatism when
taking Brown's Iron Bitters, and I
scarcely had strength enough to at
tend to my daily household duties.
I am now using tne third bottle and I
am regaining strength daily, and I
cheerfully recommend it to all.
I cannot say too much in praise
of it. Mrs. Many E. Brash bah,
*73 Brest man st.
Kidney Disease Cured.
Christian*bur>:, V*,, i®3
Suffering from kidney disease,
from which I could get r.o relief, 1
tried Brown's Iron Bitters, whicl
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mine, recovering from scurlet fever,
had no appetite and did i.oi seem to
be able to eat at all. I gave him Iron
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Heart Disease.
Vine St., Harrisburg. Pa.
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After trying different physicians
and many remedies for palpitation
of the heart without receiving any
benefit, I was advised totrv Brown's
Iron Bitters. I have uxe-1 two bot
tles and never found anything that
gave me so much relief.
Mrs. JjthNia Hass.
For the peculiar troubles to which
ladies are subjetfl, Brown’s Iron
Bitters is invaluable. Try it.
Be sure and get the Genuine.
AMOVED
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Spring styles
CLOTHING,
HATS&CAPS!
HOE S!
For men and women, boys and girls,
children and babies,
CHEAP AS D1KT.
DUNN & CO.
CITY BARBER SHOP,
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DRUG BUSINESS,
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CORNER NEWCASTLE^ GLOUCESTER STS.,
Brunswick, - -m,w -
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Georgia,
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EXTENDS TO THE PUBLICfAN INVITATION;TO EXAMINE'A PULL AND COMPLETE STOCK OF
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DRUGS,
ProprieiarylandBBomestic Supplies, such as
DYE STUFFS,
Paints, Oils, Glass, Putty,
TOfEX-JET a.OODS, Etc.,
Landreth’s Fresh and Reliable Garden Seed.
AND EVERYTHINGIPKRTAINING TO AWIRST.CLAB8 DRUG STORE. OUR PRESCRIPTION DEPART.
MF.NT IS UNDER THE DIRECTION OP
.Her- T i. *r. n>.
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Anlexperlencod and registered Pharmacist. Especial attention given to compounding physicians *
* prescriptions.
IJ^BURFORD, M. D.
BE-EST^BXiXSSXP !
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INTENSE HBA T
me
On Newcutl. StreM. wli.ra you c*n «eeure
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inWBXCtBfil 4 T-* (S ‘ a
BATS from 6o to 110,
PRINTS Be per jrud,
BUNTINGS at ISe, worth 20c to Mo.
GGOODS lOo to tike, worth 18o to gfle, v*
ik’wo to 76c, worth 460 to 80.,
.PRICES OF OTHER GOODS IN PROPORTION,
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For Cash Only!
r;. <.i^ot j»A3i$e-« . • ..
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P . HEINS,
Baker & Confectioner,
ALSO DEALER IN
Pwy firoceries
TOBACCO, OIGAES and FRUITS.
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Zee-Cold Soda Water
ALWAYS ON HAND.
Tobacco andICigars
A SPECIALTY.
1^’S , y Wt‘o°.S. PP,5,y ■ Wlth Wy “ d
GOODS DELIVERED FREE.
Give m« » can, at aitter my atoro oa the Bay or
Newraatle atreat, whom mya '
J. M. CAETEB, Proprietor.
SHAVING, nam CUTTENO AND HAIR DRESS.
ING dona to tha vary lateat and moat approved
•tyle.
LADIES AND CHILDREN'S HAIR CUTTING A
CTKUITT,
... - i! . I. -li,. utlv.,- IS08 -'-it -. Twif^rr a.' a maws.
New&Presli Goods from the Market glover&dum
After being banted out st tbe lste fire, lisu re-opened, IN FLINT'S BUILDING, NKWOA8TLE STREET.
a Urge stock, consisting of . ... a
STAPLE&PANCYBEYSOODS
Notions, Embroideries, Ready-Made Clotting,’
BOOT© & SHOES,
r HATS AND CAPS,
Crockery, Glass and Tinware rocenes
Totoaooo ana Cigars,
Which he offers at BOTTOM PRICES! He solicits the patronage of the
people. Remember,
Opposite Blain’s Drug Store!
(SUCCESSORS TO W. T. GLOVER)
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Baa removed from the
Office, and
Dixon’s New Building,
Wbata tha pnblto tin be (applied, at wholesale or
retail, with everything to tha lint of
STATIONERY,
Books, Pictures, Etc.
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NEWSPAPERS, PERIODICALS & MAGAZINES
FURNITURE,
MATTINGS,
Wall Papers, Decorative Papers, Etc.
We have )o»t received MO ton. beat CHINESE MATTINGS. All new patterns of thlaaoaaon’a Importa
tion. Also, alarm assortment of On.
EBONY PARLOR CABINETS.
A LARGE LINE OF PINE
Chamber Sets,Wardrobes, Sideboards, Desks, Ohiffoneres.Eto
UPHOLSTERING and MATTRESS MAXING by the beet workmen. Country ordera soUelUd.
^XJXJJSlzr <55 3LI3iT13S^L"Sr;
169 and J71 Broughton St.. SAVANNAH, Ga. ‘
HOIG. SIGN 1ND FRESCO
PAINTIN C».
Tha nnderalsned U prepared to contract for all
kinds of pato&g to the mart artistic stylo. Thooa
who desire lino work done st fair prices will <lo well
to can on hlmathla office over W. H Harriaon’a
store, Nowcaatla street, Brenewtek, Ga. Portrait*
copied to oil.
JelO-1-
L. MADISON.
L. J. LEAVT&CO,
Auction snd Commission Ucrdunto, tail
General Collecting Agents,
. — •oliclted. and speedy
returns gnaranteed. Office under Anvmmtnt uo
Amn office, Brnnnrick, Ga. Refers by permla-
rion to J. M. Madden, broker. Cook Bros. A Co.,
mannfacturere of lumber, and M. 1. Colaon, Mayor
of the city of Brnnawtck. Jsnll-ly
myself or my clerks will
HEINS.
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dally and for sale at low prices.
PICTURE FRAMING DONE
ON SHORT NOTICE.
octn-ly
Fire Insurance f
T. O'CONNOR, Jr.
! EfewShwWfi } t* A J
LIVERF’L & L0NB0N&6L0BB,
NEW YORK UNDERWRITERS’ MENCY.
Office over Madden’s Drag Store. . febl-ly
INSURANCE GO.,
HARTFORD, CONN.
Life k Accident Insurance.
J. M. DEXTER, Ins. Agent,
Beprecents the above Co. at Brunswick, Ga.
Assets,
$6,114,502
Life and accident policies written on abort notice.
P-acenger insurance ticket! told. No medical ex*
amination required. decIS-jj